#and sue is totally a hunter

[doyelikehaggis]

7 Days of Scarepairs: Blam | Blaine Anderson x Sam Evans (Glee) + “Vampire”

Requested by Anonymous

"I have to compel you. If anyone found out-"

Sam stared back at him, his eyes as big as saucers. "Who would believe me? I don't even think I believe me."

"Trust me," Blaine said gravely, "plenty of people around here would believe you, and that wouldn't end well. For anyone. It's not just me."

Sam got out of his chair. "Wait, there are others? Like, here? In Lima?"

Reluctantly, Blaine nodded. He knew shouldn't be telling him any of this. It was too much of a risk. He should compel him now, like Mr Schue told him to.

But then he caught a glimpse of Sam's face. He was grinning from ear-to-ear as he sank back into the chair and shook his head. He looked up at him.

"This is so cool."

"It's really not," Blaine tried to protest.

"Dude, you're a freaking vampire!" He glanced around them, his face taking on a more serious look as Blaine motioned for him to keep his voice down. "Sorry. It's just... I don't understand. You're this awesome, supernatural being with awesome powers. You're like a superhero."

Every disadvantage and negative side to it rolled right back down Blaine's throat. His mouth quirked and Sam's grin widened.

"I guess, in a way..." he said, his brow furrowing. "Wait, you like superheroes?"

"Are you kidding? I love them," Sam said with barely contained excitement but, to his credit, he managed to keep control of his volume. His eyes grew impossibly wider and he was out of his chair again, standing in front of him. "Could I be your human sidekick?!"

The answer to that question should, undoubtedly, be a resounding no. Letting him keep his memories was bad enough. But actually involving him in any of it? Mr Schue would never let it slide.

He opened his mouth to shoot him down, but... he just couldn't bring himself to do it. The truth was, it was a pretty lonely existence. He'd only been a vampire for two years, but he barely had anyone to talk to anymore. His parents didn't want to know him. It was better they forgot about him entirely and went on pretending he had actually died that night.

Even his brother was better off like that.

Sure, he had a few friends at Dalton, and they knew what it was like, but... he was still really lonely. They had all gotten used to in their own ways, but he never could. Mr Schue was always telling him he couldn't have human blood because of the ripper gene, so he couldn't exactly tag along with David and Jeff when would sneak out.

He never even talked to Kurt about it because he thought it might freak him out too much, with all the history between witches and vampires, and now he wasn't even there anymore anyway.

He felt completely alone, even in his own world.

But here was Sam, looking at him like he was the coolest person he had ever met. Asking to be his friend. He wasn't afraid of him or what he might do, not like everyone back at Dalton or Mr Schue.

"I'm sorry." He sighed as Sam's face fell. "It's too dangerous. I need to make you forget all of this."

Sam pressed his lips together and nodded. "Can I just ask one thing? Don't take everything away."

Blaine opened his mouth, already shaking his head, but Sam lifted his eyes to him, freezing him to the spot with his next words.

"Leave the part where we met today."

Sam took a deep breath and nodded one more time, letting him know he was ready, even if he wasn't really. And he wasn't the only one.

He couldn't do it. He couldn't make him forget.

Worse than that: he didn't want to.

[futurewgarbage]

Waaaiiitt hold on i wasn't expecting sss class suicide hunter to be actually good????? It has a shitty name like the million empty rip off light novels and manhwas but it's...so good????????? How?????

I just started binging it today but it's so compelling. It has themes and they're discussed from different angles and it tells stories that matter and the mc actually changes so much throughout the story.

As im writing this im at ch 78 of the manhwa and im just. Floored. Holy shit. I assume there's a lot more in store for me moving forward but goddamn?????? It's so touching, so moving and so cool also. Im impressed. Im amazed. People should be talking more about this wth!!!!

[rainstormfrost]

Sometimes I think... What if Willow was not a canon character? What if she appeared only in some fanfic on AO3, how people would feel about her?

I mean, she has pattern of standard Mary Sue from some fan fiction. Lemme explain.

Firstly, she is strong. Even stronger than Emperor's Coven scouts, who've been, I'm reminding, harshly trained for years and have a lot of experience. But Willow just beats them like it's nothing for her.

Meanwhile, there is no clear reason for her to be so strong. All creator says is «she is talented and trains a lot», but... Willow has started training after the Grugby episode from season 1. That means she's been training only for two or one month. I'm not an expert but I think you can't get so much strength by that little time.

Well, okay, we can assume that Willow started doing Flyer Derby specifically after the Grugby episode. Maybe she was training even before that, but... It's still a shitty argument. I have some friends who've been training for many years and I can say they can't defeat a trained soldier. After all, a soldier knows special techniques and special fight skills. Scouts in EC can use any kind of magic, so they MUST learn every of nine tracks magic. So, how do you think, can a schoolgirl-plant-witch defeat a trained soldier with an experience.

Secondly, Hunter's character after meeting Willow. Hunter was positioned (before «Any sports in a storm») as a goofy, strong, confident person, but then we know him as a traumatized, apathetic and lost character who needs someone to help him to get out from toxic influence of his «uncle».

But what he's becomed after meeting Willow? He became a poor little boy who needs hugs and comfort 🥺🥺🥺. After joining the Hexsquad Hunter lost most of his power, he sometimes becomes a damsel in distress so Willow can save her little meow meow.

Please, separate a traumatize character who needs help and spirit mentor from a poor little thing who need comfort. Hunter is not the first thing. He is the second.

I know, this is kinda not Willow's problem as a character, but just imagine if all episodes after ASIAS were just a fanfic. How would you feel if a strong and mean character (Hunter) became a weakling who needs help from his girlboss?

Thirdly, cliche. I don't think Willow's story is bad, but I must admit it's kinda unoriginal. She has a standard Y/N storyline. «Poor girl was bullied, but then she discovered her true power and became stronger than her bullies». Where have we seen that? Well, practically in every fanfic.

What do we have in result?

Willow is somehow stronger that trained soldiers.

A strong and complex character became a total mess and crybaby because of interactions with her.

She has a quiet standard backstory.

I'm pretty sure: if Park was a fan character she would've been hated by everyone. We would've seen a lot of angry posts about little girls spoiling canon character's personality for their own fantasies.

But why the canon character with such traits is considered as something good?

UPD: It gets more sad for me, because I read fanfics and have my own TOH fan characters. I saw a lot of good, fleshed out and deep OC, but they was branded as Mary Sues because they was smart and powerful. Must specify, but all, these powers were explained, so characters wasn't skilled out of nowhere. I'm trying to make my own characters as realistic as I can. I paranoidly make a lot of flaws to my OCs so they can't become Sues. But then I see canon TOH characters and think: does it worth it? Why am I trying if I know that all of the canons are overpowered without any explanation?

[arizonaaaaaa]

All of my glee crackships (or just non canon pairings), a long long post

This list doesn’t include any canon pairing, only fanon ones and a few ones that I’m sure I’m the only human shipping them

If the ship has a ❤️ it means it’s my favorite

Rachel:

-Mercedes Jones

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Quinn Fabray

-Santana Lopez❤️

-Mike Chang

-Matt Rutherford

-Lauren Zizes

-Sunshine Corazon

-Harmony

-Cassandra July

Total: 10 fanon pairings

Finn:

-Mercedes Jones

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Noah Puckerman❤️

-Mike Chang

-Matt Rutherford

-Jesse St. James

-Sam Evans

-Lauren Zizes

-Dave Karofsky

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan

-Joe Hart

-Sebastian Smythe

-Brody Weston

-Penny Owen

-Jean-Baptiste

-OC (1)

Total: 17 (18 with OC) fanon pairings

Kurt:

-Artie Abrams

-Noah Puckerman

-Mike Chang

-Matt Rutherford

-Jesse St. James

-Sam Evans

-Dave Karofsky

-Wes Montgomery

-Rory Flanagan

-Cooper Anderson

-Chandler Kiehl

-Sebastian Smythe❤️

-Brody Weston

-Elliot Gilbert

-OC (1)

Total: 14 (15 with OC) fanon pairings

Mercedes:

-Rachel Berry

-Finn Hudson

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Quinn Fabray

-Santana Lopez

-Mike Chang❤️

-Matt Rutherford

-Lauren Zizes

-Azimio Adams

-Joe Hart

-Sugar Motta

Total: 12 fanon pairings

Artie:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel

-Mercedes Jones

-Quinn Fabray

-Noah Puckerman❤️

-Mike Chang

-Sam Evans

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan

-Unique Adams

Total: 10 fanon pairings

Tina:

-Rachel Berry

-Finn Hudson

-Mercedes Jones

-Quinn Fabray❤️

-Santana Lopez

-Brittany Pierce

-Noah Puckerman

-Matt Rutherford

-Sam Evans

-Lauren Zizes

-Rory Flanagan

-Joe Hart

-Sugar Motta

-Jake Puckerman

-Ryder Lynn

-Kitty Wilde

-OC (1)

Total: 16 (17 with OC) fanon pairings

Quinn:

-Rachel Berry❤️

-Mercedes Jones

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Brittany Pierce

-Mike Chang

-Lauren Zizes

-Rory Flanagan

-Betty Pillsbury

Total: 9 pairings

Puck:

-Finn Hudson❤️

-Kurt Hummel

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Mike Chang

-Matt Rutherford

-Jesse St. James

-Sam Evans

-Dave Karofsky

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan

-Joe Hart

-Sugar Motta

-Sebastian Smythe

-Cooper Anderson

-Brody Weston

-Elliot Gilbert

-Biff McIntosh

-OC (1)

Total: 18 (19 with OC) fanon pairings

Santana:

-Rachel Berry❤️

-Mercedes Jones

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Matt Rutherford (I hc they dated in season 1)

-Lauren Zizes

-Sugar Motta

-OC (1) (he’s a boy and I hc they dated when she didn’t know she was lesbian btw)

Total: 6 (7 with OC) fanon pairings

Brittany:

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Quinn Fabray

-Mike Chang

-Rory Flanagan

-Sugar Motta❤️

-Marley Rose

-Jake Puckerman

-Kitty Wilde

Total: 8 fanon pairings

Mike:

-Rachel Berry

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel

-Mercedes Jones

-Artie Abrams

-Quinn Fabray

-Noah Puckerman❤️

-Brittany Pierce

-Matt Rutherford

-Sam Evans

-Lauren Zizes

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan

-Joe Hart

-OC (1)

Total: 14 (15 with OC) fanon pairings

Sam:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Noah Puckerman

-Mike Chang

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan❤️

-Joe Hart

-Sebastian Smythe

-Unique Adams

-Marley Rose

-Jake Puckerman

-Ryder Lynn

-Kitty Wilde

-Hunter Clarington

-Biff McIntosh

-Jean-Baptiste

-OC (1)

Total: 18 (19 with OC) fanon pairings

Blaine:

-Finn Hudson

-Artie Abrams

-Noah Puckerman

-Mike Chang

-Sam Evans❤️

-Rory Flanagan

-Sebastian Smythe

-Wes Montgomery

-Thad Harwood

-David Thompson

-Jake Puckerman

-Ryder Lynn

-Hunter Clarington

Total: 13 fanon pairings

Matt:

-Rachel Berry

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel

-Mercedes Jones

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Santana Lopez (season 1)

-Mike Chang❤️

Total: 7 fanon pairings

Jesse:

-Finn Hudson❤️

-Kurt Hummel

-Noah Puckerman

-Harmony

Total: 4 fanon pairings

Will:

-Bryan Ryan❤️

-Burt Hummel

-Carl Howell

-Dustin Goolsby

-Cooper Anderson

-David Martinez

Total: 5 fanon pairings

Emma:

-Terri Del Monico❤️

-Sue Sylvester

-Shannon Beiste

-Holly Holliday

Total: 4 fanon pairings

Sue:

-Emma Pillsbury

-Shannon Beiste❤️

-Roz Washington

Total: 3 fanon pairings

Terri:

-Emma Pillsbury❤️

-April Rhodes

-Dustin Goolsby

Total: 3 fanon pairings

Lauren:

-Rachel Berry

-Finn Hudson

-Mercedes Jones

-Tina Cohen-Chang❤️

-Quinn Fabray

-Santana Lopez

-Mike Chang

-Sugar Motta

-Joe Hart

-OC (1)

Total: 9 (10 with OC) fanon pairings

Beiste:

-Emma Pillsbury

-Sue Sylvester❤️

Total: 2 fanon pairings

Karofsky:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel❤️

-Noah Puckerman

-Azimio Adams

-Sebastian Smythe

Total: 5 fanon pairings

Azimio:

-Mercedes Jones

-Dave Karofsky

-Bree❤️

Total: 3 fanon pairings

Burt:

-Will Schuester

-Paul Karofsky❤️

Total: 2 fanon pairings

Rory:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel

-Mercedes Jones

-Artie Abrams

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Quinn Fabray

-Brittany Pierce

-Mike Chang

-Sam Evans❤️

-Blaine Anderson

-Dave Karofsky

-Joe Hart

-Sebastian Smythe

-OC (1)❤️

-OC (2)

Total 13 (15 with OC) fanon pairings

Joe:

-Finn Hudson

-Mercedes Jones

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Noah Puckerman

-Mike Chang

-Sam Evans

-Lauren Zizes

-Rory Flanagan

-Sugar Motta

-Unique Adams

-Kitty Wilde❤️

-OC (3)

Total: 11 (12 with OC) fanon pairings

Sugar:

-Mercedes Jones❤️

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Quinn Fabray

-Santana Lopez

-Brittany Pierce

-Lauren Zizes

-Joe Hart

-Harmony

-Unique Adams

-Marley Rose

-Kitty Wilde

Total: 11 fanon pairings

Sebastian:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel❤️

-Noah Puckerman

-Sam Evans

-Blaine Anderson

-Jesse St. James

-Dave Karofsky

-Rory Flanagan

-Ryder Lynn

-Hunter Clarington

-OC (1)

-OC (2)

-OC (5)

Total: 10 (13 with oc) fanon pairings

Cooper:

-Noah Puckerman

-Will Schuester

-Sebastian Smythe❤️

-Brody Weston

-Elliot Gilbert

Total: 5 fanon pairings

Harmony:

-Rachel Berry

-Jesse St. James

-Sunshine Corazon❤️

-Sugar Motta

-Unique Adams

-Marley Rose

-Ryder Lynn

-Betty Pillsbury

-Frida Romero

-Dani

-Roderick Meeks

-Madison McCarthy

Total: 12 fanon pairings

Unique:

-Artie Abrams

-Sam Evans

-Joe Hart

-Sugar Motta

-Marley Rose

-Jake Puckerman

-Ryder Lynn❤️

-Roderick Meeks

-Madison McCarthy

-OC (4)

Total: 9 (10 with oc) fanon pairings

Marley:

-Sam Evans

-Harmony

-Unique Adams❤️

-Kitty Wilde

-Roderick Meeks

Total: 5 fanon pairings

Jake:

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Brittany Pierce

-Sam Evans

-Blaine Anderson

-Unique Adams

-Ryder Lynn❤️

-Betty Pillsbury

Total: 6 fanon pairings

Ryder:

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Sam Evans

-Blaine Anderson

-Sebastian Smythe

-Harmony

-Unique Adams❤️

-Jake Puckerman

-Kitty Wilde

-Betty Pillsbury

-Spencer Porter

-blonde guitarist

-OC (2)

Total: 11 (12 with oc) fanon pairings

Kitty:

-Tina Cohen-Chang

-Brittany Pierce

-Sam Evans

-Joe Hart❤️

-Sugar Motta

-Marley Rose

-Ryder Lynn

-Betty Pillsbury

-Bree

-Roderick Meeks

-Jane Hayward

-Madison McCarthy

Total: 12 fanon pairings

Brody:

-Finn Hudson

-Kurt Hummel❤️

-Noah Puckerman

-Cooper Anderson

-Biff McIntosh

Total: 5 fanon pairings

Cassandra:

-Rachel Berry❤️

-April Rhodes

-Isabelle Wright

Total: 3 fanon pairings

Hunter:

-Noah Puckerman

-Sam Evans

-Blaine Anderson

-Sebastian Smythe❤️

-Trent

-OC (5)

Total: 5 (6 with oc) fanon pairings

Betty:

-Quinn Fabray

-Harmony

-Jake Puckerman

-Ryder Lynn

-Kitty Wilde❤️

-Madison McCarthy

-OC (3)❤️

Total: 6 (7 with oc) fanon pairings

Elliot:

-Kurt Hummel❤️

-Noah Puckerman

-Sebastian Smythe

-Cooper Anderson

Total: 4 fanon pairings

Roderick:

-Harmony

-Unique Adams

-Marley Rose

-Kitty Wilde❤️

-Jane Hayward

-Madison McCarthy

-Spencer Porter

-Alistair

-Skylar

Total: 9 fanon pairings

Jane:

-Kitty Wilde

-Roderick Meeks

-Madison McCarthy

-Skylar❤️

Total: 4 fanon pairings

Mason:

-Spencer Porter❤️

-Skylar

Total: 2 fanon pairings

Madison:

-Harmony

-Unique Adams

-Kitty Wilde

-Betty Pillsbury

-Roderick Meeks

-Jane Hayward❤️

Total: 6 fanon pairings

Spencer:

-Ryder Lynn

-Roderick Meeks

-Mason McCarthy❤️

-OC (2)

Total: 3 (4 with oc) fanon pairings

Skylar:

-Jane Hayward❤️

-Mason McCarthy

-Super Gay Warbler

-Other Really Gay Warbler

Total: 4 fanon pairings

Jean-Baptiste:

-Finn Hudson❤️

-Sam Evans

Total: 2 fanon pairings

Biff:

-Noah Puckerman

-Sam Evans

-Brody Weston❤️

Total: 3 fanon pairings

In conclusion:

Puck and Sam are the most shippable characters with 19 each (including ocs)

Of the main 13, Santana is the least shippable with only 7 (including an oc)

If a character isn’t here is because I only ship them with only one character or I simply don’t care about them

And now I’ll tag 286 characters *sigh*

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

He Can't Get This

Chapter 1

♡Set in Supernatural S14 Ep14. I recommend rewatching the ep or the crime scene bit ;)♡

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That baby cop, he liked you." 

Dean Winchester slammed the door of the impala closed and reached to start her, his jaw tense and lips slightly drawn as he turned the key. 

Castiel tilted his head towards the hunter from his passenger seat, a little lost. "I'm sorry, what?" He shifted a little, adjusting his coat as Dean put the car in reverse, voice blunt but unassuming.

They'd just figured out that the Gorgon couldn't sense Castiel and Jack with his eyeball premonitions, for lack of a better description (most likely because they weren't human) So Cas and Jack would have to lead the attack when they tracked down the gorgon again. Whatever Dean had said made no sense to the angel. 

Cas' voice was that consistent gruff lull and his hair was stuck up at a little part in the back. Dean practiced restraint for the instinct to reach out and smooth it. 

"Mr. Twunk over there," He retorted, throwing a half hazard gesture towards the crime scene. Cas squinted through the windshield and saw a vaguely familiar blond head of hair popping out of a patrol car. The young officer they had spoken to earlier.

"Probably fresh out of academy too." Dean added, his tone short and irritated as he intrigued Cas' full attention, who furrowed his brows and leaned up in his seat.

"Oh, come on," Dean shot Cas a look, "he totally creamed his pants when you pulled the whole 'deep commanding voice thing', he went stiff as a board, don't tell me you didn't notice." He let a soft huff out of the corner of his mouth, his pink lips upturned in a small smirk, though still betrayed by his wound-tight words as he glanced from the road to Castiel. 

"I was more focused on the demi god and his victims, Dean." Castiel explained slowly. 

"Yeah, sure, not the young guy you got all hot and bothered." 

Cas squinted at Dean suspiciously, "Is this merely about your dislike for police officers, Dean? Or is it something else?" He questioned.

Dean forced out a laugh, "It's not anything Cas, just an observation." 

"That seems... untrue."

"Yeah." Dean chided, "And what are you gonna do about it?" 

Castiel's patience had run thin. "Dean..." he tested firmly. 

A blush crept up behind Dean's collar and he gripped onto baby's steering wheel, adjusting his seating, "I just didn't like the way he looked at you, okay, sue me." He threw his hands up for a breif moment before returning them to the sleek black wheel.

Cas titled his head, the line of his jaw catching a fragment of the afternoon sun as they passed by storefronts with big glass windows. "How did he look at me?" 

"Like he wanted you to bend him over and fuck him into next week." 

"Like how you look at me." 

Cas' voice was wet gravel. 

Dean halted on the brakes, jolting them forward, scarlet blush deepening, "What, no! You.. you know that's not- and before you say a word about what we did that one time in lebanon that was different okay! I don't gawk at you all the time Cas."  

"Different how?" Cas challenged. 

The trafic light turned green and a car behind them honked impatiently, "Okay, geez," Dean muttered as they started moving. "Because... I was super horny and hadn't seen you in what, four months?" he continued, "And you're my best friend dude and you were looking particularly moody that day and yeah, maybe I'm just jealous and a little bitch." He sighed, defeated. 

Cas let out a low chuckle. 

"Oh shut up you smug fuck," Dean reached out and shoved a hand over Castiels face, his own now a particular shade of pink. 

Cas cleared his throat and picked up a level tone as Dean's hand fell away, "You know you can always ask to..."

"Oh yeah, I know," Dean interjected, "Just check in between hunts and saving the world and having Micheal locked up in my head and raising our kid to be like 'oh Cas,' I miss the feel of my skin against yours and how you make me act like a dumb teenager and that night in the cowboy hotel was the best of my life and I can't get you off my mind every time you leave. I got Sammy breathing down my neck constantly cause he knows and just wants to rub it in my face but I won't say anything because I refuse to talk about feelings with a sasquatch or like you know ever and I-." Dean's words started out sarcastic and ended with a desperate pout and Cas gave him a kind look, reaching to rest his hand gingerly on Dean’s thigh as the hunter let out a heavy exhale.  

Cas knew life was never easy, for any of them, but Dean was the most important thing to him, no matter how closed off or stubborn he could be. 

"So, you got jealous when a man looked at me with sexual intentions?"

"Cas, you're making me sound like a little bitch again." Dean huffed, the peachy blush crowding against his freckles a complete contrast with his deep manly tone and set, sloping jawline. 

"My apologies, Dean." Cas stated, his eyes soft, "I wanted to know what was going on, and that only works when you tell me." 

"I know, I know." Dean exhaled, "You know I'm not good at this stuff Cas, but I have missed you.. All this running around.. 'drives me crazy sometimes." Dean nodded his head down and looked up at the road through his eyelashes.

Cas silently noticed how after all these years Dean still seemed to physically shrink in on himself a little, anytime he showed vulnerability. Or rather, he wondered with disdain, who exactly had taught him this trait. The only time he seemed to release himself from those instincts is when he let Castiel have him in bed. And oh, how beautiful Dean was then. Bare and trembling under his hands. Never trying to be smaller.

"I've missed you too, Dean." He comforted, knowing no words could come to match how he felt being so often pulled from the man. He looked out the passenger window, watching the landscape slide by, "You know-" he thought aloud, an idea still churning in his mind, "Rowena still needs time to prepare the tracking spell.." He lowered his voice and gave Dean's thigh a gentle squeeze. 

Dean swallowed and tensed his hands around the steering wheel, seeming much more determined to get to where they were going. 

[warsamongthestars]

We have the destruction of the Marauder, the painting black of the Boy's armor, Echo in Five's esque situations...

... Look, we might just have to face the fact that the BBs are heading to their deaths. Because I don't see this ending well.

The show is knee deep now. Its shown what it wanted to be shown that doesn't interfere / sets up with the other shows.

The Bad Batch are going to die.

If they don't, I'll be fucking shocked. Except I won't.

1). I'd be shocked because...

... We're talking about the super special awesome team that, if left alive, would be capable of totally altering Star Wars before Star Wars had a chance.

And that's from TCWs set up alone.

... Because Rex has to lose the will to fight somehow, and killing Echo would be a good way to start.

Gotta get that Rebels in. I guess.

... Because Where the hell would the The BBs be in the other money-sunk shows that've popped up in the last decade, besides being Dead.

... Because they're clearly setting up Omega to appear in the Live Action somewhere, and nothing stereotypes enforces a Mary Sue a brand new clone jedi character related to Boba Fett, more than "Tragic Family Backstory Death"... Like every bad rogue character in DND.

2). I wouldn't be shocked because...

... Shitty Writing Choices are par for the course.

... The Writers have ignored every Logical, Reasonable, Characteristic Option since Episode 1, so why would they start thinking Now.

... They've already Killed Tech beyond Story revival, Killed Echo's Buildup to Anything (Now he's a literal shock-trooper in narration; only appears to do a few things, then leaves without any character), killed Hunter's character in Ep1, and Crosshair's development means he's on the same chopping block as Tech.

... They've tried like hell to De-Set up TCWs and TCWs branched stories in nearly every decision they've made, and frankly, I don't view it as "Oh rising to the empire--look how they treat clones", I view as more as "We didn't bother viewing TCWs beyond S7 so we're going to ignore the vast majority of it to have wangst--BUT LOOK AT OUR SPECIAL OC!"

I am prepared for both. Death would be the reasonable writing choice--but they haven't done reasonable since show start.

These are the same folk who said "Oh Crosshair's chip was removed!"... off Screen, and on Xitter no less.

I wouldn't trust these people to find a picture of a hemlock plant.

[euphoriacafe]

New Book Idea

I'm looking for feedback- because I really like writing fan fiction and I kind of been putting this idea off because I don't know how to feel about it. I'm gonna be straight up- the female character is kind of like a Mary Sue- BUT, WAIT, WAITTTT, HEARRRR ME OUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE- She does have like trauma but she is definitely THAT mom character. I hate that Star wars never gives happy endings and my heart can't take anymore heartbreak.

THIS BOOK IS TOTALLY INSPIRED BY THE EPIC MUSICIAL (The deeper meanings) AND KAL KHRANG NUNG (Prang Prangthip/Once Upon A Time)

A summary of the book would be :

Character is searching for her two sisters since they were taken by Bounty Hunters, they were all sith's but vow to no one other than themselves but without any army or help in general- Character who has always been on the fence of neither sith or Jedi-- decides to do the unthinkable and go to the Jedi saying she will give up information about the Separatist, if they help find her sisters. Causing Anakin + Obi Wan (Before Ahsoka leaves the Jedi order) to help her. All is fate from there. Later down the line then takes Anakin's kids in instead and letting her secret location be a safe haven.

This would be During Clone Wars/After Order 66 - As always MATURE Content and LOTS OF ANGST (Like A LOT).

Any feedback- even if it's in my request box (which is open) as a Anon is VERY welcomed.

[class-of-2009]

some class of 09 headcanons

nicole spit on jeffery's face and in his mouth and on his dick when she was doing the foot fetish shit.

she has a really fat ass and thicc thighs.

she lowkey has a crush on jeffery and crispin and hunter but doesn't know what to do with her feelings. and wants to fuck ari and jecka and kelly and emily.

jeffery also has a fart fetish and jacks off to porn of giantesses farting on entire cities. and had jecka wear cat ears for him and pretend to be a cat and use him as a "litter box". and by that i mean shit on him. and in his mouth. (he also has a shit fetish) the reason he didn't tell nicole about his toilet fetishes is bc he was too embarrassed.

jecka's dad beats her. like routinely. and screams at her.

also she has really big tits. like huge. like f-cup. and a really thin waist and no ass. wide hips. her and kelly have the biggest tits. both of them are definitely f-cups.

nicole is flatchested. like an a cup.

crispin is agender/nonbinary/a trans girl. he's definitely really feminine. i'd say he's agender and trans and crossdresses but never takes estrogen or gets any surgeries. (which is very relatable)

hunter is an anarchist and that's why he cheated on megan. bc he doesn't really give a fuck about christianity. he wants to get laid. megan was getting on his nerves anyways. nicole and hunter should totally date.

nicole kills herself and jeffery almost shoots up the school.

all the girls constantly get laid off screen. kylar is a virgin even after he graduates, and just keeps raping people until he can find a girl dumb enough to go out with him.

kyle definitely killed his mom and went to jail. but i think they let him out after only like ten years. bc of his age. and it genuinely fucks with him really bad still that he killed his mom. and all the time he spent in prison definitely made him a little crazy and he was miserable the whole time. but yah he gets out of prison at age 27 and just like. lives life. like normal. he also calls jecka again and tries to get with her, but, she says he'd have to become rich before she'd date him bc she's a gold digger. he says he can't immediately become rich but then he gets beaten up and thrown off a building by his landlord and gets awarded a bunch of money after sueing him and then calls jecka back like "hey im rich now" and she starts dating him and he uses the money to become actually rich and ends up getting a really high paying job and making really good money and then when they're both 31 they get married and soon after jecka has their first child which is a boy that they name kyle jr. he's blonde with brown eyes like jecka.

nicole's mom throws nicole's older brother out after nicole kills herself and tries to de stress and also moves but stays in touch with the principal. she goes through a lot more different guys but finally finds the right guy when she's like 50 and miraculously is able to have another kid with him. they get married and she's finally happy. they name the child onyx to honor nicole (since her hair was black). they try to have more kids but can't so they adopt another one. a little girl named kylie that's 4 years old at the time. kylie is 3 years older than onyx. they grow up to be really close. their older brother also becomes close with them. he finds a place to live at some point after his mom throws him out.

after nicole kills herself, jeffery is heartbroken and wants to kill himself too. one of the only things that keeps him from doing it is being able to fuck jecka for money. he starts hiring other girls (some prostitutes, some not) to fuck him too over the years. kelly ends up dating him at some point after she and him bond after they start talking on facebook a few years after graduation. she's really innocent so she just helps him clean himself up and gets him to buy some cooler clothes and starts dating him. she tells him that she didn't actually mean it when she called him ugly in high school. jeffery never falls out of love with nicole, and she always has a special place in his heart. but he loves kelly too.

hunter and kylar make out when they're drunk at a party at kylar's house one time. they do it a few times after that, but, stop bc hunter says "it's weird" and that he doesn't wanna do it anymore. that they're better off as friends. they both jack off when they think about it though, and kylar tells hunter that he still thinks about the kiss and jacks off to the memory to it sometimes when they're like 19 and 20.

hunter dates and marries a super hot girl later on.

ari ends up marrying a man and having a kid with him and staying in the closet and just cheating on him with girls she meets online or while out. she at least enjoys being penetrated by a cock so she uses her husband as a dildo. at some point she tells him she's bi (which is a lie, she's gay) and they make their relationship an open relationship and have sex with girls on the side, and have threesomes with them. she has like 5 kids.

[far-side-skies]

Quick wip of Daystalker. I am yeeting this at y'all at the speed of sound.

Unfortunately work has kicked my ass not even a day after my holiday but I at least wanted to get this guy's colours down before the deadline.

Once again, introducing Daystalker! An ancient demigod Champion of the hunt, he is a mythical figure among his kind and currently resides on the Far Side with his partner Honeytongue and the pride of mostly adopted kids they share.

It's been so much fun incorporating more of @ashe-alter's dawnrunner lore into this guy as it's developed, and I'm so pleased with how this guy has turned out. He went from an egotistical trophy-hunting antagonist to a fluffy old Dad who, to quote Grimm, is akin to a 'grumpy Mufasa'. XD

More story under the cut because this got a bit long.

Daystalker is ancient. Thousands of years old thanks to the immortality granted to him by the giants who ascended him into a Champion. He's fiercely protective of his children and absolutely adores his partner to pieces. As a demigod though, he's also taken up the duty of protecting the rest of his kind, going so far as to commit the ultimate taboo among Dawnrunners: killing other dawnrunners. It's never without cause though; he only targets those who kill their own kind without care for the consequence, doing it to protect the rest. On rare occasions, it is a genuine act of mercy. For each kill, he carves a notch into his horns and makes sure to remember the name of each one. He takes no joy in this part of his life.

As a demigod, he's gained a number of supernatural abilities that aid him in his duties, including the following:

Invisibility - what it says on the tin

Silent Step - should he choose, Daystalker can move in total silence. This combined with his camouflage abilities have lead to playing numerous tricks on people

Thunderthroat - a common ability for Champions, Daystalker has a roar that can echo between Terras and bolster his fellow hunters. He also has a banshee screech that instills fear in prey and enemies

Shapeshifting - Daystalker can transform into a beastly chimera, an animalistic form of the Dawnrunner species

Keen Senses - Daystalker has night vision, a sense of hearing that can pick up sounds across Terras, a sense of smell that can track something even if it flies, and can sense vibrations.

Synthesia - Smells register as colour tracks in Daystalker’s sight should he so choose

Walking on Sunshine - (sue me) most Champions get wings to help them travel between terras, however Daystalker is able to create platforms of solid sunlight that he can use to walk from Terra to Terra. If he makes them big enough, he can also transport other people on them.

Endless Stamina - This man can run for days without tiring. The ultimate pursuit predator.

Strength of Many - Proportionately, Dawnrunners are already incredibly strong compared to most other races. Daystalker has that strength multiplied by ten

Power of the Sun - Is at his strongest during daylight hours. He’s solar-powered. Certain celestial events such as eclipses though, sap his strength

[cagedchoices]

Honestly though the more I see about Popular Red Dead Theories (i.e. "Abigail was a second rat/Molly was the rat all along/Molly/Karen was pregnant" or otherwise critical opinions of the women "Mary used Arthur/Sadie is a Mary Sue/Abigail nags too much/Molly is annoying" it reminds me of aall the similar things that have ever been said about Westworld characters and the double standards that exist there too.

So to start with, there's a double standard that results in a lot of pushback when it involves something like a love interest asking their lover to change for them or run away with them. Abigail and Mary in Red Dead beg John and Arthur respectively to leave their outlaw ways behind and just live a normal, honest life and they receive the brunt of criticism for having set unrealistic expectations for their men.

BUT in Westworld, Teddy is the one who dreams of asking Dolores to run away with him. He asks her to leave their pasts behind and live a domestic life together, carve out a tiny piece of the park for themselves. Nevermind that hundreds of heavily armed enemies are on their way to slaughter every host they find, "just come play cowboys and indians with me forever Dolores I know it's the last thing you want when there's an entire world out there you're not allowed to even see but I love you... Conditionally."

I suspect that because Teddy is a man - or more accurately, a robot designed to look and act like a man in every meaningful way to the point that there is functionally no difference - he got a lot less criticism about this than if you were to reverse the roles. If it was Dolores begging Teddy to quit his job as a bounty hunter I would be highly disappointed but not at all surprised if people then started calling her a nag about it and saying shit like 'well don't fall in love with a bounty hunter if you don't like what they do to put food on the table'

People will also consistently criticize and call Dolores a bitch for changing Teddy's code, but it was apparently totally fine when Arnold merged Dolores with a different character and programmed her to kill him. Likewise, they'll often call Dolores a bitch Again and blame her for manipulating Caleb and not telling him everything she knows, but. I guess it's fine that Serac/Rehoboam & Solomon systemically manipulated Caleb into capturing or killing people, and manipulated him into killing his best friend when the system decided both of them were no longer useful to its cause, and manipulated the most boring and unengaging existence Caleb could've possibly lived to keep him compliant and too shut down to want to fight back. Serac's a dick, but point this out and suddenly a bunch of people would go "wellll maybe he had a point though."

And for another common criticism, both Maeve and Dolores get hit with the Mary Sue comment often, but it happens to Maeve more frequently AND she also gets called annoying for the crime of...idk, missing her daughter? And right there is another double standard. Maeve tried to let go and move on, convince herself that the host playing the role of her daughter is someone she has no attachment to and that it wasn't real, but she couldn't. She remembers and she loves and protects that little girl as if she was real, because to Maeve, she is!

In contrast, Bernard has memories of Arnold's son Charlie and Hybrid Caleb has memories of Frankie, but these men have never even met these children who are always on their mind. There is rarely ever any critique that dives into Bernard chasing after his love of a son who hasn't existed for a very long time. As for Hybrid Caleb...

I don't know, it's like for all the hemming and hawing people do about "oh but the hosts aren't real and they never have been that's the thing" ...by the time they kill Caleb off and reintroduce fidelity testing (which still hasn't quite worked out all the bugs in the program by then) almost everyone seems okay with accepting that for all intents and purposes, Hybrid Caleb is still Caleb. He never even met Frankie before she came to rescue him, but he has all these memories of her and they motivate him to survive until he physically can't go on anymore. He never gets called annoying for this. Just Maeve. Only ever Maeve. I wonder why that is?

[attractthecrows]

OC INTERVIEW

I was going through my Sy tag and found this old tag game from [checks timestamp] 2015. Since I'm dusting her off for a new playthrough I thought I'd update it. 

Tagged: some 9 years ago by @ofwolvesandshatteredshields (HAHA SURPRISE!)

Tagging: oh god oh fuck um. uh. hm

@storybookhawke @hawkeykirsah @greywardan @dammithawke @warden-mahariel and ive run out of people. do it anyways its fun 

Pick one of your characters and answer as if you're them being interviewed. Tag some others. 

CHARACTER: Sylaira Mahariel (Longbowman, Ranger, Assassin, HoF, died bringing down the Archdemon)

If I get into it I may compile like an actual article written by Brother Genitivi about Warden Mahariel (interviewed after the Landsmeet but before the battle of Denerim) but thats a bigass maybe lmfao

ANYWAYS LET's BEGIN

1. What is your name?

Sy Mahariel

2. What is your real name?

That is my real name. Sy is short for Sylaira, if you wish to be pedantic. Most simply call me Grey Warden, which suits me just fine.

3. Do you know why you were called that?

I'm called Grey Warden because that's what I am. …Oh, you meant the name?

My parents died before I had the chance to ask them. Ashalle told me once that my mother honored Sylaise; I assume that's why. Our names are similar, though I'm not exactly the best disciple of the Hearthkeeper.

4. Single or taken?

Taken for granted, primarily. Next question.

5. Have any abilities or powers?

I am a Dalish hunter. What does that tell you?

…Oh, all right. We - the hunters, that is - are proficient with longbows, shortbows, light blades, and simple potion-making, though we usually leave that for the craftsmen. Basic survival and tracking skills are also standard. Personally, I prefer longbows. Mine is dragonthorn and sylvanwood.

And over the course of the Blight I've picked up the skills of a ranger, and Grey Wardens have their own abilities.

6. Some have called you a Mary Sue. Thoughts?

Is that a reference to some shem hero? There are far too many.

7. What's your eye color?

I'm sitting right in front of you. Have you not eyes? They are blue, last I checked.

The color used to be deeper, in fact. It's faded out some in recent months. Blight sickness will do that.

8. What's your hair color?

…Black, as you can see. Have you received a blow to the head recently? What is the relevance of this, anyways? If you're committing my likeness to paper, focus on the vallaslin. It is the Hearthkeeper, Sylaise's pattern of clan Sabrae. Also in blue, I may add.

9. Have you got any family members?

My clan is my family. I had to leave them when I was recruited by the Warden Duncan, or risk spreading the Blight to them all.

10. Oh? What about pets?

There is a wardog that imprinted on me after the battle of Ostagar. Clever thing, highly loyal, obsessed with food. He reminds me of an old friend of mine, so I call him Fenarel.

11. Now tell me about something you don't like.

You don't have enough paper in that little notebook of yours, Genitivi, nor do we have time. In summary, though: Darkspawn. The Chantry. Wastefulness. And arrogant shems who think they know what's best.

12. Do you have any hobbies you enjoy?

Look around us, old man. We are in the midst of a Blight. I am one of two total Grey Wardens remaining in the entirety of Ferelden. Do you think I have time for hobbies?

Before the Blight, I enjoyed assisting Master Ilen, the clan craftsman. He tells me I have a good hand for bowmaking.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

I challenge you to find me a Dalish hunter who has not.

14. Ever killed anyone before?

[She stares deadpan at me.] Are you serious?

You're serious.

Yes, I have killed people, you stupid shemlen.

Humans threatening our clan. Bandits. Carta. Blood mages. Tevinter slavers. Overzealous templars. Casteless thugs. Deeply, deeply stupid farmers hoping for reward money. Idiot knights defending the honor of an honorless man. At least two Arls and a Teyrn. Shall I continue?

15. What kind of animal are you?

I am an elf.

Ah, metaphorically. I've no idea. Wardens are associated with griffons, are they not? Likely one of those.

16. What are your worst habits?

I hold onto hope when I should be practical, according to Sten. I am too forgiving, according to Morrigan. I am too compassionate, according to Shale. I catastrophize too much, according to Zevran, which seems silly, to me; we're in a Blight. This is a catastrophe. I am too reckless, according to Alistair. And I drink too much.

17. Do you look up to anyone?

In the clan, I looked up to the hahrens; we all do. I looked up to Duncan, when he was alive. Neither of those are available to me now.

18. Orientation?

Looks to be… south-southwest.

That's not what I meant.

I know what you meant and am giving you an easy out.

19. Did you go to school?

Isn't that what shem nobles do with their children? No, we don't do that. We follow the Vir Tanadhal or Vir Atish'an, and every hunter knows the Vir Banal'ras. Dalish children are taught our history and culture by the hahrens. But no, there is no "school".

20. Would you want to marry and have children one day?

I did, once. I was… you humans call it 'betrothed'? I had hoped to marry Tamlen. But that is not possible anymore.

21. Have any fans?

Preoccupation with me tends to lead more to assassins than 'fans'.

22. What are you most afraid of?

I do not hold fear in my heart.

23. What do you usually wear?

I spend most of my time on the battlefield, so, armor.

24. Do you love someone?

Yes.

24a. Care to elaborate?

No.

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

[she levels an icy glare at me and does not answer]

26. We're not done yet…

Then stop asking stupid questions.

27. What 'class' are you?

What, like noble, commoner, mage? The Dalish don't do that.

28. How many friends do you have?

More than you'd think, although likely I will not see many of them again. And the people traveling with me will always be important to me.

29. Thoughts on pie? 

Leliana's mentioned that. It's a type of food, yes? I've never had it.

[We take a brief intermission while I find us some pie.]

This is… fruit? In a pastry? It's good. Impractical - we could never make such things in the aravels - but tasty.

30. Favorite drink?

The only 'drink' we get with any regularity is… I'm not sure how to describe it, actually. Alistair calls it "Grey Whiskey". It's quite something.

In my clan, we make honey mead and wild fruit wines. Those always remind me of home.

31. What's your favorite place?

There is a birch grove in the Brecilian forest. I imagine it's fallen to the Blight, by now. I used to go there with Tamlen, a long time ago.

32. Are you interested in someone?

[She does not meet my gaze.] Even if I were, such follies are dangerous.

33. What's your cup size?

[I had barely enough time to notice her glare before her fist shot out and collided with my nose. In lieu of an answer, she threw a rag at me to staunch the blood.]

34. Would you rather swim in a lake, or the ocean?

[She laughs. It's unexpected, but a lovely sound.] Have you been to the Ferelden coast, Genitivi? It'd be safer to swim in Orzammar. Lakes, thank you very much.

35. What's your type?

Not you. Next question.

36. Any fetishes?

[She glares at me.]

37. Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive?

[She stands to leave.]

38. No, please don't leave. I'm sorry. Do you prefer camping or sleeping indoors?

[She sits back down.] You, old man, have a fondness for dangerous and inappropriate questions. This I will answer, though my patience wears thin.

I prefer camping. My entire life prior to the Blight, I remember being able to hear the wind in the trees and see the sky. It is comforting to know one's place in nature. Walls and roofs have their place, but I don't like them, and I particularly dislike being underground.

39. Do you carry anything sentimental?

…Yes. All Grey Wardens wear a pendant that we receive after the Joining. And I've kept my old hunting gloves; Ashalle gave them to me when I received my vallaslin, and they were made by Master Ilen. [After a long, heavy moment, she slips a ring off of her finger and places it in my palm. It is a simple band carved from wood, detailed with elfroot leaves, warm in the hand.] And this - you call it a promise ring, I believe. Tamlen gave me this, a long time ago, before we came of age, before the Blight, to declare our intent to marry. Ma vhenan. Ma abelas. It reminds me of what I have lost. I will carry it until my death.

40. Thank you for your time.

Mhm. I recommend leaving the city, old man. You're in no condition to defend yourself from hordes of darkspawn, and they're approaching quickly.

[photogirl894]

Can you tell us about your full-length Hunter x OC fanfic? The inspiration for it, when/where it takes place, a brief summary, and what you love most about it?

Do you like writing one-shots or full-length more?

Favorite character?

Favorite trope?

Currently reading?

How's life these days? :)

Thanks, Freesia!! 💜

Well, my Hunter x OC fic is "Sun and Rain" and it's about a woman from Tatooine named Kimber that the Bad Batch rescue and she eventually becomes part of their squad. In the midst of going on adventures with them, she falls in love with Hunter and develops special relationships with all the boys, especially Echo and Crosshair. It starts off with all original stuff and then later connects to the events of the Bad Batch show and is mostly canon compliant, as of right now. Obviously while weaving Kimber into the story, which I find very fun!

The inspiration for it? Not entirely sure, it was just an idea that came to me. Kimber was originally supposed to be for, like, a one shot idea, but then she developed into a totally different, more involved character. I love the personality she has and how much she's grown in the 2 years I've been working on the fic. She's strong and a fierce fighter without being OP or a "Mary Sue" and she's very in touch with her emotions and cares deeply for the Clones and anyone else she considers her friends without being too emotional or coming across as weak. I like to think I've given her a good balance in making her a good character 😊

I do love to write longer fics just cuz my mind just goes wild with ideas and it takes a lot of effort for me to keep one shots short lol

My favorite character...well, if you're referring to Bad Batch, it's Hunter, of course 🥰 If you're talking just in general from any fandom...well, how much time you got? 😜 currently, it's Gajeel from "Fairy Tail" (cuz I'm rewatching the show) and Astarion from "Baldur's Gate 3".

My favorite trope is enemies to lovers or friends to lovers! Good shit right there!

Currently reading: nothing 😅

Life these days is pretty good! I'm getting ready to go to FanX Comic Con in Salt Lake City this week and I'm SO excited!! 😆 I can't wait! I'm meeting Ashley Eckstein, Katee Sackhoff, Zachary Levi and John Rhys-Davies and maybe, hopefully Jim Cummings and I am beyond ecstatic! It's my first time going to a comic con, too. I'll be sure to post pictures of my cosplay as well 😊

[sharkyrandom]

Hi new people ^^

You wanna to know a artist/lazy comentor? ( ._.)

Well you have me ^^

Drawing request are open

•Nickname📋: Sharky (it's apart Trash or Random)

•Gender/Sexuality/Pronouns🏳️‍🌈: Agender, Aroare, any

•Birthday🎂: 11/16 (I'm still a minor just in case :^)

•Nationality🌎: Chilean🇨🇱 (and I speak Spanish btw) (SOMO EL MEJOR PAÍS DE CHILE HERMANO)

•Things I love🦈: Sharks, drawing, Danganronpa, Adventure Time, Total Drama, watching animations, weird puppets shows, Studio Ghibli

•Things I hate😡: Alfrely, Yanderes, Mary Sue/Gary Stu, Miraculous Ladybug, romanticize toxic relationships , toxic people, homophobia, transphobia, racism, classism, bullying (I think you got the idea)

•Fandoms🌟: Danganronpa, Adventure Time (AT-F&C), Total Drama, Disventure Camp

•Favorite characters (why not?)✨: Hunter Noceda, Rocket Raccoon, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Lake Müller, Klaus Hargreaves, Nagisa Shiota, The Spot (atsv), Finn the Human, BMO, Loki, Bullfrog, Little Cato, Gary Goodspeed

•Friends: @deimosbreakfrost @piterarehere @ferocioustrout @gallonwghost

•Projects🗒️❓: Danganronpa: Hung on Despair (in YouTube)

And a little art of mine if you want one (ask me)

[pillatedcompills]

favorite characters...

Louie Olimar Charlie Alph Yonny ( pikmin ) William Afton, Henry Emily, Charlie Emily, Elizabeth Afton, Crying Child, Cassidy , Micheal Afton , Robot Charlie Emily , John , Jessica, Carlton , Clay Burke , Ennard, Golden Freddy, Puppet, Endo-002, Roxxane Wolf , Mapbot , Suicide Bot ( Fnaf ) Curator , Timkeeper ( The stanley parable ) Reigen Arataka , Mob ( Shigeo Kaygama) Dimple , ( Mp100 ) Socks Johnathan Lucifer ( Welcome to hell ) Plankton Mr Crabs Spongebob ( Spongebob Squarepants ) Cyborg , Raven , Robin ( tt and ttg ) Blossom Professor Utonium, Moho Jojo (Powerpuff girls ) Gwen Izzy Owen Beth Cody Sierah Lashawnda Chris Chef ( Total Drama ) Tom Nook , Crazy Redd, Coco , Ruby , Mable , Sabel , Isabelle , Dr Shrunk , KK slider , Timmy and Tommy , Vesta , Kitty , Brewster, Blathers , Celeste ( Animal crossing ) Finn , Bonnibelle Bubblegum , Simon Petirvok, Lumpy Space Princess , Marceline, Prismo , Fiona , Scarab , Gary , Marshall ( Adventure time / Fiona and Cake ) Uncle Ruckus, A pimp named slickback , Robert Freeman , Hewey , Riley ( Boondocks ) Hunter , Eda , Collector , Luz , Willow, Lilith, Belos, Camila , Gus , Amity ( Owl house ) Mabel , Dipper, Bill cypher, Stanford Pines, Grunkle Stan , Sues, Jessica, Sherriff Blubs, Sherriff Durland, Gideon , Blendin Blandin ( Gravity Falls ) Star, Marco, Eciplsa , Hekapoo Tom, Buff frog, Glossayrc , Ludo , ( Star vs the forces of evil ) Hop Pop, Anne, Sprig ( Amphibia ) Stratch .Molly , Libby( ghost and mollymcgee ) Gumball , Darwin , Rob , Richard , Nicole , Larry , Tobias ( amazing world of gumball )

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

But It Had Been So Obvious

Words: 1125

Crack fic. Not wincest. No matter what people assume.

Read it on AO3 here

That spell should have worked. Well, I mean, it did work, but it should have been the utter undoing of the pair of hunters that had come sniffing around my new home.

Fucking hunters! Such a pain in my ass. It seems like every time I get settled, get to work, start making connections, get some dough rolling in, that it’s only a matter of time before some stupid hick with a gun and a monster-sized chip on his shoulder shows up and makes life impossible for me.

I liked this new town too, dammit. It was like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting. Picture perfect and so prudishly repressed that my magic could easily twist it all to my advantage. And, well, sure, I probably shouldn’t have killed the good Reverend. That’s what I’m sure had caught their attention. But Rev. Robert Higgins was such a sanctimonious scumbag that I’ll admit that I got a bit carried away. And, in hindsight, maybe having him impaled by the cross falling off the steeple of his own church was, a bit, much. Fine. I’ve always had a flair for the dramatic, so sue me.

When the two suits showed up, claiming to be insurance adjusters, I knew two things immediately and with utter certainty. One, they were hunters. And two, they were partners in more than just the assigned-to-work-together kind of way, if you catch my drift.

Oh, don’t look at me like that! I hated them because of their chosen profession, not because of any sexual proclivities or orientations. What people choose to do with their bodies really only concerns me insofar as I can take advantage of it. So once I felt certain that these two were good enough hunters to actually trace everything back to me, I had to throw them off my trail, and I knew exactly how to do it… or at least, I’d thought I did.

I mean, come on! They were always touching or standing way too close, or eye fucking each other. It was so obvious! When they walked, there was barely space between them to avoid tripping over each other. Their movements unconsciously mirrored, like they were in total sync with each other. When they sat, they were touching, shoulders, or elbows, or knees, something. One time I saw their entire upper legs, from knee to hip, pressed together in a booth at the diner while they were talking to my neighbor Bob. Dudes who aren’t fucking don’t sit like that, they sit with space, even if it means one of them is half out of the booth. But these two? Naw, they just slid right in there like two giant peas in a pod, like it was nothing.

Leaving their shared motel room one morning, I saw the shorter one straighten the taller one’s tie before fixing his hair, for Christ’s sake. And then later that day, at the diner again, the taller one wiped a smear of pie off the shorter one’s cheek using his thumb! At least he had the decency to then wipe his thumb on his napkin instead of licking it off, but…

And then there were the looks, ugh, the looks! The shorter one was the worst with those. He got downright dewy-eyed looking at his “partner” and was constantly licking his lips while watching the other guy talk. Although the taller one seemed better at hiding the open adoration, he had a harder time hiding his jealousy when the other one flirted with the waitress, the desk sergeant at the police department, the mortician, basically every female that looked at him, and even some of the men. As soon as he had their attention he would crank up that perfect smile of his, flash those pretty eyes, and typically walked away with whatever he was trying to get, information, phone numbers, free pie, whatever.

Meanwhile, the taller one would be watching with his jaw clenching, just behind him. What Shorter couldn’t get by flirting, though, Taller got by utilizing the most effective I’m-just-a-soulful-puppy-dog-trust-me face that I’ve ever seen. When he did, rather than jealousy, Shorter would be fucking beaming with pride behind him.

So when I tell you that I was confident that my spell would work on them, please understand where I was coming from. It should have had them tearing those cheap suits off each other right there in the middle of town. God knows it worked on Mary Millnan and Todd Baker (which surprised literally no one, those two have been slow-burning for ages), and Deputy Blake and Brian Gant (which actually surprised me, because, wow, had they apparently been harboring some fantasies about each other). I mean, there were couples and groups groping, stripping, kissing, and fucking all around town, but the insurance agents from the offices of Abercrombie & Fitch? Nothing.

At least, it did distract them, I guess, for a moment. Shorter seemed ready to just stand there and watch the free show, until Taller grabbed him by the upper arm and pulled him away with a disdainful, “Dude.”

So I was the one about to be well and truly fucked because they’d turned around and saw me as I hightailed it back to my car. I never was a very fast runner.

I made it home and was almost out the door, my most precious belongings hastily packed into the bag clutched in my hand, when the door exploded inwards, propelled by a single kick by Shorter. Then two guns were aimed in my face.

“Don’t move!”

I froze, but immediately started to say a defensive spell. I should have foreseen the throat punch, but honestly, I don’t even know which one hit me, it was that fast. I dropped to my knees.

“Make sure it’s him.” Shorter said.

My bag was scooped up from where I’d dropped it. The zipper hastily pulled back and the sounds of my things being gone through.

“He’s our witch.” said Taller.

“Wh..” I tried to speak but my throat was still struggling, so I cleared it and tried again. “Why didn’t it work on you?”

“What do you mean?” Taller said.

“Back there, my spell, you two should’ve been…”

“The sex spell thing?”

I nodded.

Taller’s nose scrunched up, “Ew.”

“You sick son of a bitch. He’s my brother.” Shorter said.

The gunshot hit me before I had time to think about that. But now that I’m facing an eternity in Hell, I can’t quite let it go. I mean, what the fuck? I was certain. It was so obvious. All the demons I’ve asked down here agree. “The Winchesters? Oh yeah, I totally thought they were fucking. Well, that’s a bit disappointing, to be honest.”

[parragone]

anyway a snippet of the brainrot this morning that's totally not tied to the a/b/o nonsense i posted earlier, no siree

yes it's poly spetsnaz [ tachanka/kapkan/glaz focused], sue me, they're easy to write

more ships will probably happen but a/b/o brainrot is real even though i intended to finish a DIFFERENT SET OF WIPS

"I hope you know that I am going to bite you if you get too close to me," Maxim griped as he peeled off his shirt. It clung in ways that gave his partners secondhand discomfort, though he looked relieved and relaxed once he was bare. The early symptoms of his heat were always uncomfortable, and it was always a difficult period to navigate.

"As if we haven't bitten each other plenty," Alexsandr remarked as he gestured to his neck, where three distinct silvered bite scars had long since settled into his skin. "A bite is no deterrent."

The hunter made a face as he balled up his shirt and tossed it at the older man, which was an attempt to both shut him up and placate him - one which, unsurprisingly, worked - as Timur opened the door to their quarters with a bag in hand. There was only one absent now, but if Maxim knew his partners, then it would stay that way.

"Shuhrat?" Maxim rolled his shoulders as he asked, braced for the worst possible answer.

"He volunteered to share space with Mark," Timur replied with a small shrug as he set the bag down on the bed. "James would have, but Mark's heat manifested as fatigue, so it wouldn't have worked out very well. Shuh offered to share a room with him since he's already touch repulsed during his rut."

Alexsandr sighed heavily, though the hunter couldn't tell if it was to indulge in his scent or due to disappointment. "Well, I suppose-"

"He also said," Timur interrupted as he got his coat off, "That he would like pictures if you are willing, and made a rather sweet suggestion to me as he left with the poor man."

Maxim froze for a moment, his hands in his hair as he processed what had been said. Shuhrat was peculiar in that he rarely had the drive for sex, but often had ideas that got him in particular fucked stupid. The last time Shuhrat had made a suggestion to Timur, Maxim had ended up barely able to remember his own name or how to say anything beyond yes and no.

Which was why he still refused to let Alexsandr have access to a vibrator, regardless of how much the man begged.

"And what suggestion was that?" He knew he'd get an answer if he just asked, and if it weren't for the fact that he knew full well he'd be a little out of his mind in a few hours, he might've left it to mystery.

"It was innocent, I promise," the sniper laughed. "Do you remember the collar Alexsandr got you a few months ago? He suggested we actually use it on you, see how well you take to being a pet."

He would be lying if he said he had forgotten. It had lingered in his drawer since the day he'd received it, simply because he'd been unsure about whether it would be safe to wear it, even in private; somehow, he was more wary of how he might behave if he slipped too deep into subspace than he was of how his partners would handle him. He cast a glance to Alexsandr and nodded in acknowledgement, only to get a shrug and smile in return.

"There is a matching leash," Alexsandr confirmed. "If you would be willing to try it."

"That and pictures, hm," Maxim muttered as he took a seat beside Alexsandr. His skin itched in ways he couldn't explain, but the presence of a trusted and rather loved alpha eased the early stages of his body's demand. The fact the older man slid his hand into Maxim's and intertwined their fingers certainly helped, even if he didn't have it in him to say so. "Sure, sure. One condition - you force me to do color checks. God knows I will be far too gone to remember to say anything if I've reached my limit."

"That, we can do." Timur nodded as he spoke, one hand in the bag on the bed. He rummaged around for a moment before he tossed a bar to the hunter, who barely glanced at the contents of the thing before he'd ripped the wrapper open to devour the contents. "Thought you would be a little hungry."

"I think that is more than a little," Alexsandr laughed softly as he squeezed the hunter's hand.

"Yeah, well, here in an hour or so I'm gonna be hungry for something else and I'll be the worst bitch on the planet if you two can't provide." Maxim shrugged, an almost smug smile on his face as he did so. "You'd better get whatever prep work you want to do done, since he wants pictures."