#and stuff getting lost in the mail
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things i want to touch/see/try on before buying:
shoes (are they comfy? my feet are weird-shaped, like a lot of people's)
bras (sizes are a fever dream and i won't wear the same size for different models of the same brand)
pants (how high do they sit? do they fit my butt? are the pockets real? how deep? are the legs too long? is the closing Annoying?)
skirts (yes it says the length, but how low down my thighs does it actually go once i've put it around my waist? do i feel like i'm flashing the entire area if someone sneezes down the street? can i walk easily or is it too tight, or is it so long and flowy i keep tripping? how does it look with shorts or a petticoat under it?)
tops (what is the TEXTURE? do i know i'm gonna sweat-stink in it? how much cleavage is that with my boobs? how does the print look across my boobs? what is the right size for my boobs vs my waist vs my shoulders?)
any sweater or hoodie (is it scratchy? is it comfy? exactly how oversize do i want it?)
any surface furniture (yes i know the measurements, but i need to see it and try moving around it to figure out if it'll feel too big in my space and crowd it, if i'll knock into the corners and stub my toe 10 times a day, if it'll be a awkward height to stand at to chop vegetables)
any sitting furniture (is it comfy or is it Unbearable for my weird bisexual/neurodivergent/hypermobile way of sitting? is that plush chair soft or scratchy, plump or hard? can i easily move it around or stand on it if necessary?)
any mattress (Must Test The Boing)
any kitchen or bathroom fixture (are the switches, knobs, buttons, electronic controls easy to use, or are they hard to push, fragile, finnicky, annoying?)
any electronics (Hold The Phone In Hand, type and click around to check the feel and sound of a laptop)
any cutlery (ok that one might just be my own quirk, i know i am extremely picky about spoons and forks that feel okay or Bad in my hand)
any tableware (some porcelain/ceramic Feels Bad and/or Sounds Bad and i Feel The Scraping In My Teeth)
any nice inking pen (i wanna hold it and try out testers)
any nice craft paper or fabric (I Need To Touch It)
anything I'm buying for its scent (i need to smell it)
no genuinely i do not understand how people buy stuff without Touching it?
I do buy online but it's like... collector fandom merch or specific stuff that only this one indie store makes for their own brand and i'm anxious about the gamble every time. for furniture I will go to the place and check it out to make my choice in real life, and then order the delivery.
every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because
a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect
b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website
c) I hate paying for shipping
#shopping#online shopping#anyway also shipping costs and CUSTOMS HANDLING FEE#and stuff getting lost in the mail#and pollution#and
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you say that like they respect jason while he's resurrected
yeah but at least jason has a chance to say something about it. it doesn't happen most of the time because they're shooting to appease fanon fans who don't respect jason either, but sometimes (task force z, recently) we get jason telling bruce he was a hero despite whatever he wants to think. at least jason could potentially have his own stories that don't have to be told through the narrative bruce and co have spun for him. lost days is a good example of that. at least he can exist as more than an unsalvageable cautionary tale. so it's not really about how other people treat him, but about him being able to tell his own stories and have a voice outside of what bruce and co twist him into saying and being.
#a lot of this is just potentially because again dc is either appealing to fanon fans or right before pre flashpoint they were turning him#into worse than what he was said to be while he was dead...but we do get stuff amongst that like lost days or countdown etc thats more#important#i feel like it's worth it bc now we wait a few years for crumbs of good jason writing vs waiting years for a shot of his case while#the narration tells us how unlike the better robins he was#turtle mail
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you know the stress is real when i boot up one of my fave shorts / ovas
#lost my 25 day wordle streak and had to come out as nonbinary to my mom and her bf.#he was... claiming to be accepting but not really because pride flags shouldnt exist because we're all just one race. the human race.#and my mom cant wrap her head around there being more than male and female. she cant even wrap her head around bisexuality.#so that was fun.#appleyaps#and this all because my school mails me stuff with teddie on it instead of luna#also he overheard my friends calling me teddie but this was the final trigger for it#also idc if ppl know my deadname since its not rlly a deadname anyways. i suspect ill have to live with it forever.#so i might as well get used to it.
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can i pelease get. anything
#rn about to apply for residence permit like 👍👍👍👍👍 sure gonna happen now#why is everything dragging out so muchhhh lmao#my mom just said she lost her hope for me because i didnt hear anything back from any scholarship 😭😭😭#lmao well thank you for the encouragement#but like surely they would at least send a mail about me not getting accepted at least. right#man the interview went sooooo well imo ugh :/#the other one is so up in the air bc it's a waiting list but like. they told me i have a chance until like june#they wouldn't lie to ME would they 🥺🥺🥺#okay gotta do some serious stuff now bye#hopefully it will all be fine. : )#🗒
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I got so fucking humiliated at the skull cavern rn I straight up closed the game without saving omg
#I'd rather go thru all the trouble I got during that day than lose all my stuff to the fucking mummies#WHY WERE THEY SO FUCKING STRONF#the desert festival is as SCAM y'all none of the monsters should be that goddamn powerful#I lost so many eggs you have no idea#the psychic demage was too much I'm traumatised#watch me getting down that skull cavern with 3 times as many bombs and meals as I originally did#it's 3 am y'all this game is gonna drive me insane#I was supposed to sleep like 2 hours ago but the mail announced the desert festival and I had to join#the first day was mid but the second was very lucrative and the third was supposed to be me fucking prime but I got killed#I'mma try again once I'm not so desperate and sleep deprived#laios was so right I got my ass beat going down the dungeon without taking care of myself first#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#skull caverns#stardew valley more like strugglew valley
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🎀 RIBBON
𝐎𝐂 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒!
🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into worlds / au's? what au's would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?
MAN YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I WAS TO ANSWER THIS. I've been enabled. I LOVE au's so much you don't understand it. So i have many au's/variants for cherr, both with canon stuff (show variants including TFP, TFA, Shattered glass, ect) and just basic au's (fantasy, mermaid, ect) so this will be a VERY long post hehhehehe This list doesn't include Cherr's main verse (IDW post war) or her live action verse since i don't know where I'm going with that yet, as well as show variants that i have finished watching but may be added later (including : G1, The unicron trilogy and the prime wars trilogy). I included Beast wars purely because while i might not have finished the series, i already have a pretty solid idea for this variant.
Put under a read more because this is a LONG post
CANON VERSES
ALIGNED
TFP : Same backstory as her main verse. Went on a personal mission to find Optimus prime and his team, eventually finding them after crash landing on earth after her ship got caught and damaged in an asteroid storm. Crash landed in France, and had time to fix up the majority of her ship before ruining into the team while they were on a mission. The teams permanent demolitions expert since wheeljack isn't the kind to stay. The guardian to two human children, Jennie and her babysitter Vera
Rescue bots academy : Would be included as a guest teacher occasionally. She drop's in to bother Joyride (My rescue bot oc), and to give lessons on general safety business (due to her.. experience with explosives), but most of the time she just likes visiting the kids, and teaching them about niche earth things.
Robots in disguise 2015 : Travel's between earth and cybertron, spending most of her time on earth despite the opportunity to go back "home". She travel's around, and ends up coming around to occasionally bother bee and his team once she got word that he was back on the planet. Jennie is 12 and vera is 20 and in college.
CYBERVERSE
While pretty similar to her other verses, cyberverse cherry holds on a bit more to what she was like before the war. A bit more cheeky and mischievous, and just slightly more bitchy and bright. She's as can be and still holds all her normal traits, but she's also just also slightly more willing to dance the line of danger.
WAR FOR CYBERTRON
Pretty similar in terms of everything compared to her main verse. Lore accurate storewide, Cherr stays behind with elita and her team to defend cybertron and dies during the process, but her Beast wars variant would be in this verse as well.
BEAST WARS
One of the pods that fell from the maximal ship, cherr ends up adopting the form of a Galah (pink and grey cockatoo) as her alt mode. She has no original name in this verse, or if she does, no one knows what it is, instead calling her "cherry". Quick and light on her feet, she the maximals eye i the sky along with airazor, and just a BIT of a pyromaniac. [This one's iffy, since i haven't actually finished the series. Im just really attached to bird cherry]
EARTHSPARK
Fun fact! Earthspark was originally her main verse before i switched it to tfp (and then switched that to her post war IDW verse). While the same as most of her other verses in term of personality, Cherr's role is what changes the most in this one. SURE, she's still a demolitions expert, but after having given a proper chance to explore earth after the war, Cherr took it. She travels around the world as basically a tourist, keeping an eye out for any bots making trouble. She knows something's up with G.H.O.S.T, and makes an effort the make things better for the trapped cons whenever she visits any of the detention centers, even if she's breaking the rules to do it. Extra rations, gossip, general company. At one point she got roped into one of the fighting rings in France and became its champion for a year or two before busting out. She's on a personally fueled vendetta to find and shut down any ring she can.
TFA
A singer high on the charts who's mysteriously gone missing. Early on in her life, cherry took rossana under her wing, and taught her everything she knew. She holds no preference for sides, a true neutral in this verse. However, something happed, and she fled the planet. She lives in hiding on earth, having stolen some tech and making herself a holoform projector, continuing her music career there. Constantly mistaken for an Autobot.
LOST LIGHT
Instead of staying on cybertron and finding work in the body guarding business, the moment rodimus sent out the invite to join the crew, cherr jumped at the chance. In this verse, she's practically the same as her main, since this is a bit of an "alternate timeline" thing, but she does have more chances to find cool spots to herself. She wander's around a lot, unless she's at swerve's or mirage's. [Haven't actually finished the MTMTE/LL comics, so things may change later on who knows]
SHATTERED GLASS
This is the verse where she's the most different in every sense. She starts out the same of course, minus her paintjob, which instead of pink white and blue, is dark grey purple and red. But over the years, especially during her music career, she gets twisted. A Yearning to be known, to be loved, adored. In this verse, many of the rumors about her in her normal verse ARE true. Yes, she purposefully killed her producer, and yes, her vocal mod is illegal. In this verse, instead of merely projecting her voice, her voice is able to lure in most bots that hear it like a siren, cue the alias (although, whether or not it'll affect a bot, changes on their amount of will, as well as a few other factors). She never left Cybertron in this verse, and thus has a modified version of her design during the contract. Siren in confident and a flirt and just a bit of a pyromaniac, but also cruel to those who earn her displeasure. Her collections are a bit more... morbid here. Your safe really, as long as she likes you enough
AU'S
DECEPTICON
Au where Cherr never got into the music industry, and thus, learning about the war earlier in this verse, joined the side of the cons. She's an under cover spy within the autobot ranks, due to her deceivingly sweet nature. An amazing liar, with many skill's acquired from the streets and unlost during her (non-existent) career, the femme is not one to be underestimated. Due to not having entered the contract, All of her mods are illegally acquired, and her name changed. Here she isnt cherrybomb, no. Here she's known as siren.
#EMOJI | MEME#✧ || SUPERSTAR TRIVIA : HEADCANONS.#✧ || FAN MAIL : ASK'S.#//: I kept getting distracted but here!!#//: i wanted to add my dumbass star wars crossover au but i dont actually have enough on that one yet#≡;- EYE'S SHINE LIKE DIAMONDS | V : TFP.#≡;- DON'T BLOW STUFF UP; WITHOUT ME | V : RBA.#≡;- TIMESKIP MONTAGE | V ; RID2015.#≡;- NUMBER 1 CYBERSTAR! | V : Cyberverse.#≡;- A SINGER'S SPARK NEVER DIES | V: WFCT.#≡;- FLYING HIGH | V : Beast wars.#≡;- WORLD TOUR | V : Earthspark.#≡;- A BRAND NEW START | V : TFA.#≡;- A STAR IN THE SKY | V : MTMTE / Lost light.#≡;- HEED THE SIRENS CALL | V : Shattered glass.#≡;- LET'S CHANGE THE LYRICS | AU : Deception.#✧ || WALKING THROUGH FLAMES : STUDY.
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I've put together something for a GoFundMe campaign for Sammy after all, and just asked sis to look it over. It's... long 😅 but the situation is kinda complicated so I feel it does need a few words to explain. Let's see what sis says about that.
At the very least this would literally buy us more time. If I really do have to rehome Sammy it shouldn't be done while he's feeling like crap 😞 Not to mention it likely would need some time to find someone suitable in the first place, and I really would like to check thoroughly if they can properly handle him. Will send the link of the GoFundMe to my trainer for some context once it's live, and ask what she thinks of the situation.
#sam the papillon#I've arrived at exactly 877€ in vet costs since mid December#hoping to replace some of that with the campaign 🙏#seriously running out of options#also working on bookmarks and other stuff that I can put in the shop for Sammy#but those will take even more time so gofundme comes first#granted 130€ of that sum are from getting Bats' shots updated on Monday in addition to Sammy's follow up#that shit used to cost like 20€ 💔#and Sammy also needs an update once he's better#both were already overdue for a year because I didn't pay attention after regularly getting reminder postcards from the vet#but last year I didn't get any so I forgot#it probably got lost in the mail
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PSA for, uh, everyone? if you say you care about accessibility you, uh, actually have to Do Stuff to make your event accessible? It's not magic, you have to Do The Things? Either that or you -don't- care about accessibility. Ok, a lot of organizations don't care, but please at least be honest about it? /screams into the Tumblr void in frustration/ I'm logging out of work stuff now. I think the rest of tonight is going to be a mug of Hot Chocolate, Fanfiction and playing Cities Skylines, before I say something I'll -really- regret professionally.
#brought to you by yet another live broadcast without captions#but the organizers have been telling me for years they care about accessibility. (I have the e-mails from 2021!)#every time I log onto one of these things they either don't have captions or they're broken#captions make my ADHD brain much more likely to actually stay with the material.#so I look for them and get frustrated or lost if they're not there.#can you tell I'm annoyed now?#disability stuff#I've had the captions conversation with these people many times#you'd think that after -years- they'd clue in and go 'oh yeah we need captions as a basic accessibility thing?'. . . . apparently not.
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#so glad there was acc stuff I liked and will wear in the price range of that giftcard#bc these r things I'd deff buy either way and wear all the time#i always wear hats so love this#anyway if this shit also gets lost in the mail istg 🔫🔫🔫#kyle.txt
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I just bought earbuds off of a site I've never heard of that's been in operation for 3 years and at a suspiciously low price + free shipping ! I also used a 10minutemail address that will expire in a few minutes so that there would be no way for me to check up on my order ! Yippee ! Surely nothing can go wrong !
#jelly.txt#i read their tos and they have a bunch of contact info and said you can get a refund if items are lost in the mail#or broken upon arrival etc etc and from what i could find on them they're stationed in toronto and it seems legit maybe??#but i guess we will see.... (and also I used a visa giftcard so I'm not worried about bank info being stolen or anything)#the site in question is gabriax btw. it seems like they might just resell stuff that other companies needed to get rid of#because the earbuds i bought are wired and going to the company's website they don't sell that#vers anymore only the wireless version of the exact same earbud so i'm hoping that that's the reason why#it was at such a low price is just cause the parent company was getting rid of them and sold them for cheap in bulk or something
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its just so crazy to be faced with the proof that people think about you even while you are not around
#so many instances this week i just....#my neighbor whose name i still dont know. but she printed off a nametag for my mail slot while she was at work#using their office lable maker. bc she noticed & remembered & didnt want my mail to get lost :]#ran into somebody i talked to about career stuff once and they remembered me and said our talk had been helpful#person at the coffeeshop I haven't been to in a while saying 'oh cant wait to hear about it' when i mentioned ive been out of town#you lovely people here! in my phone!#like. well i must be real if other people have object permanance of Me#you know. real in the way that we are people through other people#jackalope.txt
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more and more lately for some reason ive been considering getting a job w the national parks service or at some kind of state park like a forest ranger
#demi.txt#atm my main goal is just to get a stable job that pays enough that i can build/own my own house#government jobs like that are pretty good i hear#if i work that for like 20 years maybe i can get some solid retirement checks#40 with like a thousand or 2 checks in the mail sounds pretty good#i like being outside too#i think it would be a nice job#ive been thinking about job stuff a lot lately#im going to enter college soon#like next year hopefully#im just not sure what to study#i guess im kind of lost in like#deciding if i want to focus on my hobbies or something more stable#i thought about going into animation or game design but idk those are a lot less stable#and i hear both those industries are really difficult to work in for a lot of reasons#if i get a nice government job like this i could maybe do that for awhile and then focus on my other stuff later? ugh idk though#im worried ill like. lose my hobbies or passion for art if i get a full time job in something else#i work a small public service/city job rn and its like been making me consider getting into recreation as a career path possibly#my dad is a college art professor and he makes really really good money and doesnt even work full time and hes been suggesting maybe#that i get into that but idk if i would like teaching or be a good teacher#he gets really good benefits too though#like dental and medical#ugh but if i did that i would want to like. start quickly so i can move up to being a full professor fast too and i kind of want to#try different careers and shit. maybe thats something i could possibly go into once im older#hmm yeah#yeah#hough. idk though like if i become a forest service person and do that for 20 years would a college even wanna hire me?#i wouldnt really have the experience.. i would have to go back to college for that and then get some experience with that#ugh...... thinking about getting older is scary!!! :(#i need to hustle more
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— LIVE NOW, THINK LATER (NANAMI K.)
warning: (18+) infidelity, car sex, creampie, small feelings (lolll).
“You look beautiful.” A familiar voice startled you. He couldn’t believe his eyes really, your beautiful skin glowing and your eyes twinkling.
“Oh, Kento! I didn’t think you’d make it,” You moved into his arms and he held you tightly, his fingers dancing across your waist.
You pulled away and smiled at him. He chuckled, “Wouldn’t have missed it.” But he wish he did. He hated how this tortured him and wound him up. He hated watching you be in love with someone else.
“I got you something.” He whispered, his fingers playing in your hair. He tried to remember to keep his distance. He could already hear the whispers around him, women judging and asking if you had “any sense at all” or decorum, to be with any other man than your husband right now.
Your husband who was too busy drinking and laughing with his friends to notice. But the women didn’t say anything about that.
“Oh really?” You asked, quirking a brow. “Lemme see it!” You jumped and clapped your hands so excited.
“I’ll have to take you away…” He licked his lips and did a devilish smile. He held up his index finger and walked towards your husband. “Mind if I take her away from you? No more than twenty minutes…” He asked, his tone annoyed as he looked at the man who just married you.
He waved Nanami off and continued back to his conversations. Nanami wanted to hurt him. He wouldn’t have let you go anywhere without him tonight. He wouldn’t have left you alone tonight.
He grabbed your hand and he whisked you away from it all. He took you to his car and looked around, making sure it was nobody near you both. He helped you inside, picking up the bottom of your long white wedding dress and carefully putting it inside.
“Why couldn’t you just wait for me? Huh?” He hated this. “I promised you and—“
“You promised me for years, Kento. Work was always a priority for you. I was tired of being second place.” Your words stung and he knew that it was true but he always figured that you’d stay. When you left he assumed you just needed some space, when you got a boyfriend he reassured himself that you’d come back…but when he saw the wedding invitations and even received one in the mail… he knew that he lost you.
He stared into your pretty eyes and caressed your cheek, “Why did you invite me then? Pity? I can already see how your life is going to be. Married for a year, pregnant with an inattentive husband who’ll fuck his co-worker more than he fucks you. He doesn’t even look at you and those vows of his? The embarrassment on your face told it all. You don’t love him…not how you loved me.”
You swallowed, “Kento… let’s not do this, here.” Your hands were shaky and your palms sweating. “You said you have a gift for me?”
He paused, thinking momentarily. Popping open the glove department and reaching inside, he presented a rectangular blue box with a scarlet red ribbon on top. “For you, I hope you like it.”
He heard you gasp, “A Tiffany tennis bracelet?” Your eyes were wide. “Do you know how expensive these are? Well — of course you do, you bought this one.” You did an awkward chuckle.
He already knew you would ask, when he saw your mouth open. “It was seventy-thousand dollars. I saw it, thought you’d like it and that was that. It’s the least I could do for you, baby.”
“Seventy— Are you insane? It’s beautiful but for that amount? I… you could’ve bought a house or… gosh… I barely even spent fifty thousand on this wedding.”
“Oh, so you really settled.” He muttered and to his surprise you laughed.
“I did.” You agreed with a strained smile and a sad look in your eyes. “Thank you for this… it’s so beautiful and I do love it, I always loved their stuff and I always hated that I left all my jewelry behind, all those years ago.” You released a heavy sigh.
“I still have ‘em. Could drop them off one day, maybe. Or… you could come and get them.” He said and you looked at him with narrowed eyes. He held his hands up in surrender, “No funny business.”
“Yeah right. I already know you brought me out here to try to fuck me.” He coughed in surprise at your words. “A present, really? That you had to take me all the way out here and not give me in front of everyone?”
“I didn’t want to embarrass your husband. That’s all. Nothing more. Honest.” He moved his hands to cover his hardening cock. “But… how’s the sex?”
“You’re that curious? I already told you I settled and you already know there’s nobody better than you.” You looked at him with heavy-lidded hazy eyes, your voice soft as silk.
He swallowed. “Divorce him and I’ll give you the wedding you deserve. I’d spend double the amount of that bracelet on you. You deserve the best, baby. I work and work because I didn’t ever want you to be comfortable living a simple life when I could give you more. I love you and there’s no one like you.” He took your hand and pressed it to his chest. “This has always been yours, it has your name on it and it forever will.”
You kissed him, it was too hot in his car to think about anything. You didn’t care that you were still in your wedding dress or that someone could see you. You just wanted him. He reached forward and put a tightening hand on your waist, pulling you closer and deepening the kiss.
His tongue sucked on yours and swirled inside. Your nails digging into his hair as you pulled him closer towards you. “I want it.” You whispered against his lips, kissing the side of his neck and licking a long stripe up. “Let’s go.” You motioned towards the back and he smiled.
Crawling to the backseat and he palmed your ass. “Naughty, naughty.” You giggled, drunk off something. Drunk off Nanami Kento. He joined you in the back, you pulled at his tie and he happily sighed.
Unbuttoning his pants before he began bunching up your dress, he slid down the thin panties you were and looked between your legs. “This for me?” He looked at you, his dark brown eyes full of pure lust. You were soaked, wetness covering your thighs and your lips stuck together with glossy strings of your essence. You nodded, unable to speak and he kissed you again. It felt like before, when you both started dating and how soft he always was with you.
He inhaled, your smell all over the place and he loved every second of it.
“Does he know that you like to be touched, right here? Or right there?” His fingers were simply dancing across your lower body, working you up just from small touches, but he wouldn’t slip them inside, much to your frustration. Your hips thrusts up a bit, begging for more before all of the warmth of his fingers pulled away.
He slid his pants and boxers down, staring at your soaked folds. His cock had a thick bunch of hair that was lightly trimmed and it looked prettier than you ever seen it, with creamy white precum gushing out of the tip.
He slid a hand down after gathering the small amounts of leaking precum, the lewd sounds of him jerking himself off filled the car and made you whine. “Please, hurry up.” Spreading yourself more so that he can see the cream between your folds drip to his seat. He muttered something quietly and pulled your dress up more, rubbing his cock up and down your slit, both of you hissing and gasping.
Your nails were digging into his forearm when he finally slipped inside of you, he groaned close to your mouth. You huffed, wrapping your legs around his, wanting him to fully be inside of you. When both of your pelvis’s were touching, hips flushed together. He felt you squeeze around him and more of your wetness squirted out of your pussy when he snapped his hips in a solid thrust.
“Does he know your body like me?” Even though you told him earlier, he wanted to know while he was pounding into you, holding up the sides of your wedding dress. His hips were moving dangerously fast now, making your titties bounce. Foreheads touching and his cock filling you up, your eyes rolled back.
“No, he—ah— he doesn’t. Never even made me cum.”
“Oh, so I have to make up for that, don’t I, baby?” He drags his cock in and out of you, the loud sounds of slapping skin made him even harder as he looked at your fucked out expression. Your legs were already shaking, so he added pressure by rubbing your clit in small circles. Tightening around him yet again and he smiled, “That’s my girl.” You rolled your hips, trying to push yourself even closer to your orgasm.
“Look at me. Remember who’s fucking you and who’s making you feel this good, right now. Got that?” He whispered in your ear, biting it playfully.
You felt so good around him, closer to heaven and he knew for this moment with him fucking you right now, he was dragging you closer to hell. Be he couldn’t care less, your tiny cunt creaming around him, your back arching and your toes squeezing.
Your pussy constricts around him and a stream of your cum drips down between the both of you. But Nanami doesn’t stop; he rolls his hips again and fucks more of that creamy wetness out of you. He presses your stomach and you squirm. “I’m gonna come inside of you, ‘kay?” You can’t talk anymore so you just moan and sigh, nodding your head.
Both of your hips bucking, grinding into each other’s pelvis’s, he cums. It’s heavy and you spasm around him, sucking him deeper inside and he shutters. “You feel so fucking good. Could do this all night baby.” He slipped out for a moment, looking at his cum soaked half hard cock, before he pushed back in. You gasped, pushing him back a bit to no avail.
“You love me don’t you, baby?”
“Always, Kento.”
no part two.
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it's payday for patreon which means i'm pissed off again, the new stupidity this month:
-patreon just didn't send out my payment email this time lol
-payout is 19 dollars short, ah shit, better check to see who left
-lost two guys this month! 10 and 1 dollars, okay, let me check their info so i can take em off the mailing list
-one person is someone i was /never informed was here in the first place/, who ACTUALLY canceled in OCTOBER. I got no notification they signed back up in november, just a second note that they left this month. they were just not in my records at all, good thing they weren't supposed to get any mail jfc
-the other person seems like they'd only intended to pledge for a year, okay! That's fairly normal! except when THEY left, patreon just completely scrubbed their history from my activity, so i couldn't see their email or any other info to look up who it is in my mail records, i had to take their screenname and sleuth out who it is based on keywords. once again, holy SHIT, if i didn't keep my own completely separate filing system supporter rewards would be IMPOSSIBLE
-fortunately, the person giving a dollar who i didn't even know was supporting me was in the Canceled section two different times.
-i am still just straight up missing like eight dollars. declines? invisible cancels? eaten by fees? who the hell knows. i hope i'm not failing to send rewards or sending free stuff to people who dont want it any more :)
remains SO cool and awesome that this is one of the leading direct support platforms in 2024 jesus christ
#none of this even touches on how COMPLETELY broken the website's interface is#clicking 'view on audience manager' takes me to the earnings page and it sends me every time lol
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When Billy was a Newbie
I like to think some of these scenarios happened when Billy was first starting out as a hero.
Villain: *monologging*
Marvel: *doesn’t even let them finish and socks the shit out of them and takes them to the police department*
This happens a good twenty times until one villain has enough.
Villain: *monologging*
Marvel: *about to attack while they’re talking*
Villain: “OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP RIGHT THERE YOU BASTARD.”
Marvel: *stops, confused*
Villain: “I know you’re new to this whole thing, but you do realize you’re supposed to let us monologue and tell you our evil plan, right?! You’re not supposed to cut us off!”
Marvel: “I’m not?”
Villain: “No!”
Marvel: “Oh. I’m sorry about that, Mx. Supervillain. I’ll let you and the other ones talk next time.”
Villain: “Wait, really?”
After this, he actually does end up letting them talk and all that.
I also think something like this would happen when he was getting used to fighting crime.
Marvel: *throws one of the big blue mail boxes at some low level, human, emphasis on human, crooks* “Oh… my bad, guys! I was a little too harsh.”
Crooks: *severely injured* “What do you mean ‘your bad’?!?????? That was a little more than harsh!”
Then, there’s the fact I think he wouldn’t care about where he’s saving people. By that I mean, Billy has a lot of free time because he doesn’t go to school. Because of this, you’ll casually see Captain Marvel in flipping Milwaukee helping some people who got into a car crash, then in Orlando helping out with a fire, then in San Jose helping someone who lost their dog. Point is, if there’s someone to help out, he’ll help. Through this, he met Superman actually. Funnily enough, it was while holding up a building.
Marvel: *holding up a building*
Supes: *flies down* “You’re Captain Marvel, right?”
Marvel: “Huh? Uh yeah?” *looks over Superman, seeing his suit and thinking he’s another hero (Billy doesn’t know most heroes because this was when the time bubble recently popped)
Supes: “You need a hand with that?”
Marvel: “Yes, please.”
Supes and Marvel: *work together to move the building to somewhere safe so it won’t hurt anyone*
Marvel: “Thanks.”
Supes: “No problem.”
*awkward silence*
Supes: “If I can ask, what brought you to Metropolis?”
Marvel: “I’m here to fight crime…?” *says like it’s super obvious*
Supes: “Wha? Don’t you have your own city?”
Marvel: “I mean, I guess. Fawcett isn’t really my city though. I just protect it.”
Supes: *blanking and trying to come up with something to say* “Captain, you can’t just go around in other hero’s cities and fight crime for them. It’s a breach of territory.”
Marvel: “It is?”
Supes: “Yes, it is. Honestly, I’m just happy you didn’t do this in Gotham. Batman would’ve been furious.”
Marvel: “Oh. Okay then… so just stick to cities that don’t have heroes?”
Supes: “Well, I guess but don’t you normally-”
Marvel: *beaming smile* “I appreciate the advice, Mr. Superman.”
Supes: “Your…welcome? Wait, what do you mean ‘stick to the cities that don’t have heroes’?”
Marvel: “Oh, well, when crimes slow and nothing’s going on in Fawcett, I kind of just fly around everywhere looking for stuff to do. Just the other day I helped these two old, farmer people, husband and wife, lift their tractor out of some mud.”
Supes: *a little astounded he has that much time on his hands* “Really? Where was that?”
Marvel: “Kansas. I think the town they lived in was Smallville or something?”
Supes: *nearly shits himself* “Ah… I see.”
Then there was the time he met a random Green Lantern. He had no idea what the Lantern Corp were, but any information Solomon gave him made them sound cool though. But you want to know the worst part of this interaction? The Lantern was trying to give Marvel a ring.
Random GL (RGL): *talking about how he wanted to give Billy the ring and yadayadayada*
Marvel: *not even listening due to the Gods talking a whole lot*
Mercury: “BILLY STEAL THE RING!”
Marvel: *saying this out loud* “What? What ring?”
RGL: *confused, says something Billy isn’t paying attention to*
Mercury: “THE RING ON HIS FINGER. KEEP UP WITH THE PROGRAM.”
Marvel: *still talking out loud* “Oh okay okay… how do I do that?”
Solomon: “You are supposed to use your will.”
Marvel: “Huh? Solomon there’s no way that’ll wor…” *trails off as he wills the ring off the lantern’s finger* “I take back what I said.”
RGL: *starts to fall*
Marvel: “Holy moly!” *rushes down to catch him*
RGL: “Earthling what the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you do that??!?”
Marvel: “I’m sorry! The voices has told me to.” *gives them back their ring*
RGL: *flies off grumbling how he’s a psychopath*
Then there was when Marvel joined the Justice League. When he got the communicator, he put it in his pocket dimension and promptly forgot about it.
Marvel: “The Justice League hasn’t contacted me. I wonder if I’ve done something wrong…”
Meanwhile…
Batman: “This is like the third meeting he’s missed, Clark.”
Supes: “I know, I know! I’m sorry! He didn’t seem like the type to skip out on meetings. He talked like he had a bunch of free time.”
WW: “You should go talk to him. You are the one who invited him.”
Supes: *sighs* “I will.”
Back in Fawcett…
Marvel: *helping a cat down from a tree*
Supes: *flies down when he sees him* “Captain! Can we talk?”
Marvel: *hands cat back to its owner* “Mr. Superman. Of course! I’ve actually had something I’ve been meaning to talk about with you too.”
Supes: “Right, well I guess I’ll cut straight to the point. Is there a reason you haven’t shown up to the last meetings?”
Marvel: *stares at him with the most confused face* “Meetings?”
Supes: *confused at Billy’s confusion* “Yes? You get notified on your comm about them.”
Marvel: “Comm… Comm?” *thinking face before recognition flits across his face* “Wait, this thing?” *reaches hand into pocket dimension and pulls out his JL comm*
Supes: *slightly horrified when he saw his arm disappear for a moment* “Yeah. That.”
Marvel: *taps comm and sees over 45 unread notifications* “Oh.”
Supes: *wondering how in the world Marvel never checked his comm* “Oh indeed.”
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#captain marvel dc#fawcett comics#fawcett#fawcett city#superman#clark kent
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The mailman steals my mail. My packages go missing and it is useless trying to get them back if the mailman loses them. I have lost precious things in the mail and if he loses my Transformers comic I am going to scream.
#it is supposed to get here today#i am patient but i'm worried#because this mailman loses like half of my stuff#i've never lost mail before i moved out to the middle of nowhere#one time he called the police on me because he said i was mailing bombs#i was not...i was mailing a video game to my friend#coming going it doesn't matter my mail gets lost stolen damaged everything#>:O
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