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so I am obsessed with your jj x readers fics, esp the top!jj and jealous!jj ones. so I have a request (if you take requests).
jj had Henry but she and Will didn't end up together because Will wasn't willing to sacrifice his career and neither was JJ but they used to spend a lot of time together for Henry. Fem!reader started working for the BAU when Henry is five, and JJ and Reader started sneaking around together. JJ is possessive of reader but they're both closeted, even though reader is now willing to go public. but then Will returned, wanting to be a family for Henry's sake and JJ agrees to give it a shot, breaking reader's heart. A month or so later, the BAU returned from a gruelling case and go to a bar to wind down. JJ and Reader haven't really spoken since things ended except for work purposes. But when JJ sees a guy flirt with and kiss reader at the bar, she grabs reader and takes her to the bathroom and becomes possessive....After, reader asks JJ what she wants because jj's behaviour is confusing and JJ says "You" (thank you)
Breaking Point
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Jennifer Jareau x fem!reader
Genre: Angst, Smut
Words: 11.7k+
Summary: JJ fell for you hard, but she wasn't good with feelings and she liked having control. Only problem was, she lost all of it any time you were around. Now, Will is trying to push her to restart a relationship and all she can do is push you away to handle all these complicated feelings.
Warning: rough sex, overstimulation, possessive sex, possessive!JJ, little bit of toxic!JJ, dubiously consensual kissing, double sided strap-on, multiple orgasms, vibrator, bottom!r, top!JJ, alcohol mention, biting... I think that about covers it.
A/N: I took a break but now we're so back and it feels good to be back. Hope y'all enjoy a JJ fic!!
(gif not mine, credit to luthqrs)
She had fallen first. You always joked that it was you who did and you were just waiting for her to stop being so wrapped up in her own head, but no. If only you knew how mistaken you were.
She most certainly had fallen first, and dare she say, she had also fallen harder. Not that any of that seems apparent to you now, or ever will at this point, if JJ were being honest with herself. But she would go to her grave denying any claim that you were the one to fall first or to love her harder.
See, she fell for you the moment she saw you. She might be practical, she might be calculated and calm and she prided herself in always weighing the risks versus the reward. JJ built her life around assessing every situation and making sure every single action she took, every choice she made, made sense for her future. But then her eyes fell upon you and all of that went out the window.
She replays that first day you came to the BAU in her head more times than she could care to count. That day she met you, you were just starting as part of the team. She heard your laugh from the halls before she even saw your face. The feeling of your laugh ringing through her ears, washing over her entire being, she wonât ever forget. She didnât understand why she felt the way that she did then, not until her eyes finally met yours, but that was hours later.Â
Somehow, the two of you managed to miss properly introducing each other for most of that first day. You were off getting familiar with the BAU, catching up on whoâs who and whereâs what. She was wrapped up in a case close to home that seemed like it was all dead ends. It wasnât until the end of that work day did she finally run into you. Literally.
With her hands full of files and her eyes glued to the words written in them, she kept walking until she smacked right into you. To her own defense, you were looking everywhere but up, trying to find the right room number to finally meet the elusive JJ in the first place. Neither of you were looking forward until your bodies collided and her papers started flying everywhere.
JJ was immediately mortified and frustrated and for a moment there was utter silence as you both looked down at the mess of papers around you. But then you looked up and laughed. It caught her off guard again, but she didnât know why. Maybe it was that the feeling washed over her again. A feeling she rarely feels these days with her line of work. A feeling that something pure and happy was in her presence. Itâs that sort of feeling that rubs off on people, but rarely does it grace the BAU halls. And then she looked up.
Your eyes sparkled as you laughed. âWell, thatâs one way to make an introduction I guess,â you said to her between giggles. Without even knowing it, she was smiling back at you. She thought to ask if you were okay, but words were hard to get out.Â
You scooped up all her papers and she just stood there, eyes wide, as you placed them back in her hands. When you told her your name and that it was nice to meet her, finally she found her voice again and said the same.Â
The meeting might have been ordinary to you, but to her it was the first time in a long time that the world felt lighter. It was the moment that you walked out the door from your first day with the BAU that JJ swore to herself to make sure you never lost that light. This job could be monstrous, but you werenât a field agent. She could shield you, she could protect you.
It was in that small moment that JJ fell in love, even if it took her weeks to realize what that feeling was. The need to protect you grew as she watched you wince from across the room each time new crime scene photos were presented for each new case. She remembered being like you, she literally was you. Now youâre the new communications liaison and you still had the same sick feeling she used to get when the horrors of the world were being highlighted page after page on the table in front of you.Â
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It was only a few short months before the feelings JJ had for you boiled over. Sheâd like to say she was good at hiding them, and to an extent, she was, but she unfortunately had a breaking point. What she really regretted was how that breaking point came about and what actions it resulted in.
In JJâs best efforts to shield you from a job that, in all reality, was impossible for someone to be shielded from at least some horrors, JJ had also somehow convinced you and a lot of people around you that she hated you. She would urge for you to not be put on certain cases, but that would come in the form of herâ unintentionally âmaking it sound like you were not qualified or skilled enough to handle those cases. JJ didnât think that in the slightest, though. She really thought you were better at the job of being a liaison than she ever was. But she also knew the path she took from being a liaison, to finding herself in danger in the field and not as prepared as she shouldâve been at times. She couldnât handle you following that same path, so she did what she could.Â
The rumors that she hated you were also not helped by the fact that she absolutely froze up any time you tried to talk to her. She had no idea what this magnetic pull was that she felt any time you were near. She thought about you when you were around and even more when you werenât. JJ knew she shouldâve actually tried to have more conversations with you, squash the rumors that she hated you finally, but any time she tried to get closer to you the pull got stronger. And then by the time you did approach her, her mind was so wrapped up in the feeling that she just couldnât think to get any words out. Everything about you confused her.Â
What made matters worse, however, was that JJ found herself always near you even when it wasnât by her own choice. In the office, she was always nearby to make sure you didnât walk into a wall, since you had this annoyingly charming habit of reading files and walking at the same time. Or, JJ always noticed you had a knack for getting up any time the jet had turbulence and she would often shoot up and catch you before you fell. Anytime that happened, JJ would feel like her skin was on fire wherever your delicate hands would steady themselves on her strong arms. It always made her stomach twist in a way that felt similar to when she used to have a fear of flying, only the feeling would stick with her when they landed and then hours after.Â
While JJ savored these moments without really knowing why, it came across quite differently for you. JJâs eyes would always harden anytime she stepped back once you regained your footing and she wouldnât stop staring at you. To everyone around the both of you, it looked like she was glaring. In reality, JJ was just trying to figure it all out. But as more and more time went by, she was starting to piece everything together.
Feelings werenât something JJ was good at, but she couldnât deny that they were building within her. She had decided maybe she should ignore them. If she stuffed them down long enough she could either get used to living with the feeling or theyâd go away. At least thatâs what she told herself, but then there was a day that your time overlapped with that one intern⊠The one with the rich dad and the shit eating grin.Â
JJ was in the absolute worst mood and he was just making it worse. He usually flirted with the other interns and she didnât care about that but today, she guessed he was going for a different target. And any time JJ heard his obnoxious voice flow through the halls, calling your name for you to slow down so he could catch up, asking you a useless question, it just made things worse. She snapped three pencils that day and it wasnât even noon yet then.Â
When he finally came to her office to ask if she needed anything, she thought asking him for a big coffee order for the office, but for specific coffee across town would solve her problems at least temporarily. She just wanted him away from you; he kept getting too fucking close. And she told herself this wasnât about jealousy, it wasnât because she wanted you and couldnât have you, it was because he was going through interns like they were nothing and she didnât want to see him treat you like that too. Except, her plan to get you away from him backfired in the worst possible way.Â
She didnât think he would have the guts to ask you to join him in assisting, and she didnât think you would use your lunch break to assist. But of course you did, because youâre kind and he played it up, acting like he could use all the help he could get. That just soured JJâs mood even more.
It took over an hour for you to return with that guy too and the whole time JJ kept picturing the worst. How he might be driving with his hand on your thigh, when it should be hers. How he could be making you laugh and smile when JJ just wants to be the reason you do that just once more for her. How he could be asking you on a date and she wouldnât be there to somehow interject and make sure that never happens in a million years.
She wouldnât ever know if her first two worries happened to have come true, but to her utter horror the last one did. As he brought back the coffee, handing it out to all the team, he turned and gave you that same scheming grin and said the words that JJ absolutely did not want to here. âSo, thatâs a yes for Friday night?âÂ
It wasnât said to the room, obviously. It was said to you as you stood next to him and sorted out the pastry orders for the rest of the team. You just looked back at him and gave him a small smile and a brief nod. You didnât have to say anything for JJ to know her worst nightmare was confirmed, and yet she couldnât stop herself from asking her own question as she stood in front of you and waited for the items she requested.Â
âWhatâs friday?â It sounded just as angry as JJ felt. But what didnât help the situation was the way you flinched at her tone and how your eyes widened in fear.Â
âOhâ uhâŠâ you stuttered, your eyes still looking at JJ with shock and confusion. âWeâre just going for drinks, no big deal.âÂ
Why did JJ feel her stomach drop at the way your eyes moved from hers to then look down at the floor? JJ winced at her own actions, but it was like something else took over for her as your words began to sink in. âCan I see you in my office, (Y/N)?â Suddenly, she was on autopilot as the idea of you going out at night with him washed over her like molten lava. âAlone.âÂ
She caught the look you gave the intern and the look he gave back, and JJâs rampant jealousy flared, but to her relief you just nodded.
She didnât wait for you to start moving before she turned on her heel and started striding to her office. When JJ reached the office she held the door for you and you walked in on shaky legs. She wouldâve felt guilty at how nervous she was making you, but right now she could care less. She needed to squash these plans, no matter what. She had no idea how, but right now logic was out the window.Â
âListen, I know that dating is frowned upon in the office but itâs not aââ
âYouâre right,â JJ cut you off mid sentence, closing the door behind you with a slam. âSo why are you announcing to the whole office that you intend to do it anyways?â
âL-look Iâm sorry,â you were panicking as you looked back at JJ, still standing between you and the door with her arms crossed. âBut itâs not a date. Weâre going out for drinks. That is all, nothing the team doesnât do regularly.â
âItâs completely different,â JJ snapped back.Â
âHow so?â You were just confused if you were being honest. Not mad at the reaction of your colleague, but utterly lost to why it seemed like JJ was so angry from this that she was visibly shaking.
âBecause he wants to sleep with you!â JJ knew she was breaking some sort of rules with HR with that outburst but she could care less. Her nails were digging into her own arms as she stood, fuming in front of you.
âThatââ You honestly couldnât think of a comeback. You were so shocked by her outburst that your mind was racing too fast for you to keep up. âWhy do you care?â It was all you could manage to ask.Â
âWhy do you want to?â JJ really needed to stop at this point, but her blood was boiling and her skin was on fire and she kept taking steps until she was in your personal space and had backed you up against her own desk.
âItâs not against the rules, itâs just frowned upon, but I wonât lose my job for it. Iâm allowed to get a drink with him.â You were trying to rationalize something that you didnât even want to do. It was just drinks, and he was nice, you didnât want to date him you just wanted to have a good time with someone for a few hours until you had to go home to an empty apartment, was that so wrong?Â
âItâs not okay.â JJ was breathing hard and she was standing so close to you that you could practically feel her body against yours.
âWhy?â You were getting frustrated. Your brain was working fast, trying to figure out what the hell was going on here.
The simple âwhyâ was something JJ couldnât answer. She didnât have an angry remark, she didnât have anything smart to say. Her heart was beating so fast she could hear it pounding in her ears and all she could manage was a frustrated, âIt just fucking isnât!â
âDoes this have to do with the team or is this just your problem, JJ?â You were finally pushing back, but you still remained still. The confusion was irritating and her bad attitude was starting to rub off on you. The way her adrenaline was pumping, her aggressive reaction, it was all seeping into you and suddenly your scared demeanor flipped. âYouâve had a problem with me since day one! What is it? Youâre trying to push me out right? I canât even make friends with the intern, is that it? If you want me out of this team so badly, I can just go because obviously this isnât working out! Not when every single little thing I do pisses you off so badly. I donât know what I even did you, but Iâve had it withââ
And just like that JJ snapped. All control went out the window. You were mid angry rant but the thought of you leaving the BAU scared her just as much and her resolve crumbled.Â
Her lips smashed against yours with such a force that you had to brace yourself on her desk until your knuckles turned white. Her kiss was brutal, it was angry, it was passionate and the way she had finally released her own arms to grip your chin had you grunt against her lips. Your eyes were wide for a moment as her lips pressed harder against yours, moving in a way so yours parted enough for her tongue to graze yours. And when it did you couldnât help the way your eyes slipped shut and a slight shiver ran through your body. One of her hands was still gripping your chin tight, but the other had snaked its way down and around your waist so you didnât have to steady yourself so hard on her desk. This also meant her full body was pressed up against yours and you were surprised by how much heat you felt as she leaned into you. You were also surprised by how much your own body melted into hers as she let out a groan against your own lips. It wasnât until you heard that groan that you realized, you had been kissing her back. You had maybe resisted for a moment, but at some point your hands werenât on the desk but in her hair, your lips had parted more, and you had let her tongue run against yours in a hungry frenzy.Â
But then reality sunk in for a moment and, since you no longer needed the support to stay up right since you were now seated on her desk, you removed your hands from her hair and moved them to her chest to shoved hard. Surprisingly hard for someone who had maybe a fraction of JJâs strength.
She stumbled back, her eyes wide and her lips red and wet from the force and messiness of the kiss she didnât mean to give. There was a pause, a silence that hung over the room as you both just stared at each other.Â
JJ was trying to think of excuses, of reasons for why the hell she would force herself on you like that. She was so angry she didnât think and now she was angry at herself for doing something so out of character.
But then you took a deep breath and JJâs eyes flew from the floor back up to meet your own. âSoâŠâ you cleared your throat as you struggled to find the words you wanted to use. âI guess that explains some things.âÂ
And then you laughed, a real, genuine laugh, and JJâs whole body relaxed.Â
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Obviously, you did not go out for drinks with the intern. Instead, you and JJ had a talk and JJ had essentially poured her guts out to you and you had told her that you felt the same exact pull she was feeling. The only difference was, you actually knew how to handle your feelings, but with how JJ had been acting, you had convinced yourself that it was very much one sided.Â
Clearly it wasnât, and after that moment in the office you had decided to try to follow your feelings with her, albeit slowly and without announcing it to the team for at least a good while. Keeping it a secret from the team was working out well, but the taking things slow part went out the window basically the same night as your first kiss.Â
JJ had the idea of talking alone, just the two of you at her place. That very quickly ended in her taking you right then and there on her couch for the first time. You shouldâve been embarrassed you couldnât even make it to her bed, but the way she kissed you like she was trying to savor every single inch of you, you never stood a chance at resisting her.Â
After that, well, the two of you were goners. Sneaking office kissesâ and sometimes even more⊠whenever youâd get the chance. She insisted on being secretive and careful for numerous reasons, and you were okay with that as long as it meant JJ was all yours.Â
After six months of sneaking around had gone by, you did, however, reveal your secret to her child. It was entirely by accident and all due to the ex of hers that you never liked, nor trusted.Â
You both had been in bed, wrapped around each other the way you both would every single night since you exchanged âI love yousâ three months prior. This time, luckily, you were both clothed. Both of you were tired from a case and just wanted to fall asleep in the safety of each otherâs arms.Â
But then, early in the morning, an excited blonde head peaked through the door and that peaceful sleep you were once in was rudely awakened. It felt like someone drenched you in frigid water, the way JJâs eyes snapped open and met yours in terror before snapping to the child bounding for the bed.Â
She jumped up with record speed and met him before he could jump in. âHenry, h-hi buddy. What are you doing here? Whereâs your dad?â
Before she could even answer she heard his voice call from further in the house. âHey, we just let ourselves in!â You really hated that he had his own key, but knew as they were co-parents it was necessary. Plus, thatâs not what was on your mind right now. Now, you were also standing out of bed and just looking around the room helplessly as if hiding would solve anything.Â
âMommy, you had a sleepover?â His innocent question felt like a shot to the heart. You both froze. JJ had a forced smile on her face that she directed toward her son but you couldnât bring yourself to fix your expression. It was one of utter shock and horror.Â
You had met Henry, even spent plenty of time with him in the last six months. JJ would just say youâre a good friend and he happily accepted that. In all honesty, he adored you and you felt the same for him, each time you saw him it felt more like you were becoming a family, even if he was totally oblivious to that feeling. But the two of you hadnât talked about actually telling him what you were, you never wanted to push it with JJ.Â
âUhâŠâ JJ laughed nervously, her eyes shooting between him and you. âYeah, buddy.â
She was trying hard to think of some way to come up with an excuse for what you were doing in her bed. She knew he didnât really need an answer, but she feared what he would say to his father, her ex, when Henry inevitably spilled the beans.Â
âSo,â you heard Willâs voice call from the hall. âWe thought weâd surprise you, take you to breakfast!âÂ
His voice was getting closer and closer and you were frozen in place. There was no way for you to hide now, nowhere for you to run.Â
âSorry to wake you and all, doll,â his voice continued to get louder. âBut the little guy just wanted to surprise you.âÂ
You could hear the creaks of his steps right around the corner.Â
âSo what do you say?â His voice was right by the doorway now. âBreakfast as a family soundsâŠâ
He didnât finish his sentence as he entered the doorway. his voice trailed off and his eyes were wide. He was looking between the child clinging to his ex and you, a person heâs met two or three in passing because of the job, standing two feet from the bed. A bed that was unmade and clearly slept in by both of you.Â
âYou have company.â His whole demeanor changed in an instance. His eyes hardened and his jaw set. âI didnât knowâŠâ
He trailed off again and you heard the unspoken words. He didnât know JJ was seeing other people. He didnât know JJ was seeing a co-worker. He didnât know JJ even liked women. They were all questions you could see swirling in his mind.Â
âIâm just leaving,â you finally spoke up. Something told you, you didnât want to be here for whatever discussion was about to happen. JJ looked over as soon as she heard your voice and gave you both an apologetic, but relieved look.Â
You didnât even gather your clothes. You grabbed your phone and keys, and left in your fuzzy pajamas.Â
When you got back to your place you were a mess. Nothing couldâve prepared you for starting your morning like that. JJ sent a text maybe fifteen minutes after you got back home with a quick apology and a promise to talk later.Â
But then you didnât hear from her for hours after that. And hours more once the sun went down. And then suddenly the weekend went by and hours became days. JJ took time off of work and those days turned in to almost two weeks.
You were a mess. The team saw, but didnât say anything. You just tried your best to do the job.Â
For JJâs part she was also a mess. She knew she needed to see you, to talk to you, to do what she never thought in a million years that she would ever do. Thatâs why she was ghosting you, so she could put off the pain that she knew was going to feel like ripping out her own heart and stomping all over it and yours in the process too.Â
After that day, Will and her had argued. He had told her that he never expected her to move on to someone else. That he always expected she would come back to him once they both felt less married to their jobs. When JJ had said that, though, that was just her excuse to spare his feelings. Will had never made her happy, not in the way she was when she was with you.Â
But his words still twisted in her gut like a knife. They spent hours screaming back and forth about everything until he finally took the low blow and used Henry as an excuse. He convinced JJ that when they were apart, Henry would be a mess that he couldnât be with both his parents at once.Â
If JJ was thinking logically, she wouldâve seen through that lie since Henry not once mentioned that to her. But she was caught off guard and Will was pressing all the right buttons to make her guilt and anxiety rise, until finally she heard herself give in to him.Â
She uttered four words to him and that was all it took to realize JJ had lost this battle. âIâll break it off.âÂ
JJ wasnât ready to accept the full weight of those words. Itâs why she didnât answer your calls or texts and why she took off work for over a week. In that time she didnât see Will either though. After a few days he added into his arguing that they needed to try again and she adamantly disagreed. She tried to push alternatives, more time spent together with Henry, but not together in a romantic sense. He wasnât happy about it, but agreed to take what he could get, always saying it was a âstartâ but JJ didnât like what that implied.Â
What made matters even worse was that she saw you before she was ready to face you and it all happened completely by accident.Â
It was rounding on two weeks and JJ was running out of vacation time, so she knew she had to break the news to you soon, she just wasnât ready for it to be that soon.Â
Except, she had foolishly agreed to dinner with Will to discuss Henry away from the house. He convinced her that their son didnât need to hear them argue and that theyâd be more likely to keep their voices level in public. She really shouldnât have agreed, but she did. And thatâs how she found herself seated across from Will at a semi-nice restaurant for the evening.Â
To add to everything else, when she realized you were there too, was the exact moment that Will reached out and put his hand over her own. She wasnât even sure what he was saying, not when the rest of the world felt like it was frozen and crumbling around her all at the same time.Â
There you were, about to be seated with Emily walking in behind you. The look in your eye told JJ she didnât need to say any words to rip your heart out, you figured it out on your own all in that moment. To make matters worse, JJ would usually recoil from Willâs touch, but being so shocked to see you, she couldnât move a single muscle.Â
Your eyes switched between looking at her horrified face to Willâs smug one and then finally to the way his hand laid over hers. It made you sick. Emily stopped in her tracks behind you taking in the scene and no doubt understanding why your body language had changed.Â
She had taken you out, guessing the relationship between you and JJ within seconds of it starting. She also knew there was trouble in paradise, so when Emily confirmed you hadnât heard from JJ after over a week had gone by, she thought a nice dinner would help. At least it would get you out of the apartment. You had stopped leaving other than to go to work since that fateful day.Â
Emily didnât need to see your face to know it was filled with hurt. She put one hand on your shoulder and leaned close to whisper a simple âletâs goâ in your ear.Â
JJ watched, sick to her stomach, as you nodded and turned back around. All too late her brain fully processed what happened and she shot up from her seat as she watched Emily help put your coat on at the door.Â
There was no conversation after that. You didnât need one, you understood and you avoided her like the plague.Â
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Three months went by after that. The two of you only talked when you needed to. You spent more and more time laying in bed than youâd like to admit and JJ⊠Well, she fell into a pit of self loathing for how much you were hurting.Â
Still she didnât give into Will, despite what you and others might think. She would go along with his plan to spend more time together, but only platonically. And the only reason she agreed to that was because the days she spent at home without Henry were torture. She would stare at the phone and hope for you to call or for her to get the courage to call you, knowing she really could not do that after everything.Â
If she wasnât staring at the phone alone on her own, or ignoring her heartache by spending time with her son, she was busy staring at you any time you worked together. You felt her eyes burn into the back of your head and it always made your chest hurt. You tried your best to ignore it, to ignore her, but there was only so much you could do when she hovered.
Again, you were thinking about finding another job. The only thing was you had just gotten comfortable here. And really, Emily had been your rock through all of this. She had spent a lot of time listening to your heartbreak when you finally revealed what she already knew about the two of you. Emily had even offered to try to talk some sense into JJ, but that avoiding that she was extending to you had unfortunately also extended to the rest of the team. She couldnât handle seeing any of them, especially if they were going to, undoubtedly, question her about her increased time with Will and what was going on with her intense mood.Â
The closeness of you and Emily was starting to drive JJ crazy. She had a million questions ever since she saw her put a hand on your shoulder that fateful day. But she also fully recognized that she had absolutely no right to ask you any questions, and honestly she didnât think she could handle hearing them for two reasons. One being that if Emily and you were romantically involved it would crush JJ even more, the other being that last time JJ got jealous, her control slipped and thatâs what led her to this heartache in the first place.
So instead, JJ just watched and tried to see if she could figure out exactly what was going on. Of course, she told herself she also watched to protect you. Maybe she was a coward who fled from you, but she was still trying to keep some of the promise she made to herself about you since the first day she met you. She already let some of your light die, but she knew that was from how she had hurt you. Those wounds would heal, at least she thought so, but the way this job can leave an impression on a person really couldnât. She just couldnât have you getting hurt by anything else.Â
Except, when she pushed for you to be away from a case, you started pushing even more strongly for that exact case that she so badly did not want you to have. It was like you were purposely putting her through hell. She had to worry about you and keep her distance for some of these cases, the only good thing was that with Emily close to you now, at least two capable agents could protect you. Anytime she saw Emily do exactly what she swore she would always do, protect you, comfort you from the horrors of a bad case, it would feel like JJâs heart was ripping at the seams.
And then there was one case that was just too horrible that even JJ could barely stomach it. But you still insisted on heading over with the team. JJ watched with a grimace on her face as Emily sat by you on the jet, her hand on your arm, trying to coach you on what to expect and how to take precautions. JJ was fuming at her close proximity and the way Emily was gentle with you in a manner she didnât think she had ever seen from the other agent.
It wasnât at all what JJ thought, though. You didnât mean to challenge JJ when you insisted on these cases. You just couldnât stomach going home to your empty apartment so much anymore, not when the ache of losing JJ was getting even worse. So you clung to Emily, your new friend, your confidant. She was a small light in the darkness that was surrounding you both at work and in your own personal life. There was nothing romantic between you two, it was just like you clicked as fast friends and thatâs what you really needed right now.
So when a hard case came up and Emily was assigned to it, you insisted on going too so you wouldnât feel so alone. Every single time, you ignored the snide remarks JJ made when she didnât get her way. And you definitely tried not to acknowledge the jealous glaring JJ would send your way any time Emily put her hand on you. Deep down, you knew exactly what JJ was thinking about when it came to your closeness with Emily and you hoped she thought it. In fact, you hoped it hurt her. At least then she would have a taste of the suffering she put you through each night you knew she would go home to Will.Â
But with this last case, everything was just so much worse.Â
Not only were you in a small town with a hotel that had limited availabilityâ so of course, to JJâs utter dismay, you shared a room with Emilyâ but you insisted on being way too close to where the danger was. JJ couldnât help but think that you were so over her and into Emily that you couldnât be separated for one goddamn second. It wasnât like that though, if JJ was being logical, she wouldâve known it was because you were determined to help in any way you could.Â
Except, being closer to the case meant you were closer and closer to being the next victim of this unsub and it had JJ near her breaking point yet again. She hovered closer than ever, and you felt that from the way her fiery eyes would stare at you for hours on end as you and Emily worked closely together on how best to respond to the public while she was busy trying to find the killer.
And of course, the perfect storm came the moment both JJ and Emily took their eyes off you. You got attacked, you almost got shot, you couldâve died. JJ was tired of watching you walk into a hotel room with Emily right behind you and she had to ask. She couldnât handle it anymore, she told herself if she just found out that you were at least happy with Emily then she would stop hovering, she would try to stop caring.
So she pulled Emily aside, for a momentâ it was just a moment. But it was all it took for you to get snatched. JJ didnât get to ask her question, she heard the struggle and her stomach dropped when she turned around and you werenât there.
Then, of course, it was Emily who stayed calm. It was Emily who made the plan. It was Emily who found you, found the unsub, and rescued you from a fate JJ was always worried youâd meet. You were bruised and battered, but ultimately fine. JJ wanted to run to you, to hold you and comfort you and care for your wounds, but it was Emily who ran to you first. It was Emily who pulled you into her arms and squeezed you tight. And as JJ ran in behind her and saw the way she held onto you and you held onto her, her feet froze and she couldnât bear to look at either of you.Â
Seeing all of that, going through that case on the sidelines while you were almost lost forever, it was killing JJ. She couldnât pretend she was okay without you anymore, she couldnât pretend to be a happy family with Will either. She didnât know what was happening between you and Emily, but she had to find out, and more than anything she had to see if she could get you to give her another chance.
Emily was her friend, and part of her felt guilty that if her assumptions were true she would essentially be trying to steal her best friendâs girlfriend, but you were hers first. JJ wanted you to be only hers always, and she was just now waking up to that realization.
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As soon as you all returned from that case, JJ set the record straight with Will. She had long since realized that Henry didnât really care to spend time with them together. If anything, JJ realized, Henry missed time with you.Â
Will did not take it well, but JJ was prepared for that. She threatened court and full custody and he finally backed down. She had gotten him to agree to only see each other for drop offs with Henry and forced him to give her spare key back.
A week had gone by since that case, but the whole team was still feeling the exhaustion from it. When Penelope suggested everyone get drinks, JJ surprised herself by agreeing. But then again, she saw the way Emily approved of that idea and knew that if Emily was going, you would be there. JJ was determined to figure out what was happening between the two of you and watching the way you two were together at the bar would be an excellent clue before JJ finally got up the nerveâ for the second time âto confront Emily and figure things out.Â
When you all got to the bar, JJ noted how the two of you came in together. She wasnât surprised, but it made her blood boil in a way that was familiar to when that intern got too close to you.Â
You sat in a booth with Penelope and Morgan chatting away while Emily sat her stuff next to you and went to the bar for a couple of drinks. JJ sat at a table with Hotch and Reid, they were discussing something beyond her, but she couldnât bother to listen. Her eyes were glued to you.
For the most part, you knew she was staring, but you had gotten really good at ignoring it the past few months. Except, this last week it had been worse. She would not only stare at you, but glare at Emily, her own friend. You knew, by the way your pulse sped up each time you caught the look JJ was wearing, that something had to give, you just didnât know when. You especially didnât think it would be on a night at the bar, with the entire team surrounding you.Â
Three drinks in for you and Penelope suggested some dancing. You didnât dance, Emily didnât dance, but Penelope pulled the two of you up and out of the booth anyways. So then you found yourself dancing very close to Emily while Penelope was happily moving along with the music and Morgan right next to you.Â
You had never been a good dancer though, so when you tripped on your own feet Emilyâs arms flung out to catch you and you found yourself pressed against her. It all happened entirely too fast after that.Â
There was a loud slam of a glass somewhere in the distance and then a hand roughly tugging your whole body back by the shoulder. âCan I talk to you for a second?â JJâs voice was louder than it needed to be, even over the music. Emily had backed up, her hands in the air as if JJ was armed and aiming for her.Â
You didnât even know when JJ had spun you around and away from Emilyâs embrace. Your head turned to look at Emily and her face wasnât even shocked. It was just expectant and unsurprised. She gave you a short nod, looking at you with soft eyes, but before you could even agree JJ pressed again.
âDo I need to ask for your permission to talk to (Y/N)?âÂ
âJJ!â You gasped at her harsh tone. She had never talked to Emily like that, she would never dare. But sheâs also had a couple drinks and she was about done watching her best friend have her hands all over the girl of her dreams.Â
âItâs not my decision,â Emily said, keeping a calm and level tone.Â
âExcellent,â JJ hissed as her hand grabbed yours and tugged.
She had realized that meant it was up to you, but she didnât give you a chance to agree. She needed to figure this out alone, right then and there, and in her anger she decided she needed to hear you say it. She needed you to admit that you were able to move on from her so quickly and with her closest friend no less. How could you even do something like that to her? JJ was seething. Yes, she knew it looked like she immediately moved on with Will before even actually properly breaking up with you, but she hadnât! Aside from that moment where he touched her hand, JJ wouldnât let him have any sort of physical contact with her after that. She loathed his touch, and she couldnât imagine youâd be able to handle anyone elseâs but hers. After all those nights of admitting to her that you were hers alone, she never thought youâd move on so quickly. But here you were, and to her, it looked like you were utterly wrapped up in Emily.
âJJ, what the actual fuck?â you were protesting as JJ was dragging you across the bar and towards the bathroom. She didnât seem to care though, as she practically shoved you into the bathroom before stepping in and locking the door behind you.
âI didnât say that I wanted to talk!â You took a step back from her.
âWe need to,â JJ snapped back. She realized she was one to talk, considering the two of you never properly had a break up conversation. But at least now, you could have that or some sort of conversation. Whatever was going to happen, JJ knew it needed to be said.
âWe couldâve done that any other time,â you began with your arms crossed over your chest. âItâs been months. And now, with everyone having seen your little outburstâ Now, you want to talk to me?âÂ
âWhatâs going on between you and Emily?â Okay, so JJ was ignoring everything you said to her now. JJ knew this wasnât the healthiest way to work out her feelings, but she couldnât help it. This was driving her crazy, her control was slipping again. There was just something about you that made the resolve she worked on for your years go out the window.
âWhat?â You took another step back in surprise. JJ followed. âNothing! Why do you care?âÂ
âIt doesnât look like nothing,â JJ pressed, taking another step into your personal space.
âWhy. Do. You. Care.â You emphasized every word, getting more angry by the second.Â
âIt hasnât been that long, (Y/N)!â JJ was still taking a step forward for every step back you took until your back hit the bathroom wall. âNow youâre fucking my friend?â
âSo what if I am?â You threw your hands up in frustration. âI can fuck whoever I want! I can go home with a random stranger, I can go home with Emily, I can fuck anyone I want. You know why, JJ?â Your finger poked hard into her chest as you finally reached your own breaking point. âBecause youâre fucking your ex and you didnât even have the decency to break up with me!â
âSo you are fucking Emily?â
âJesus Christ, JJ!â You were yelling, you knew you were yelling, and you knew someone could hear you if they were too close to the bar bathroom. At this point you didnât care. âNO! I am not, but you know what, maybe I will. Maybe Iâll go home with Emily tonight, maybe Iâll go home with a stranger. I donât have to be alone just because you decided you donât want to be with me anymore. And I think itâs time for me to finally, finally move on from you JJ. Iâm not yours, I donât belong to you, I can go fuckââ you practically spit out the word, âwhoever the fuck I want.âÂ
JJ stopped for a second. An uncomfortable silence fell over you as you huffed in heavy breathes from your outburst and the rage boiling through your veins. You took a step forward trying to leave, but in that moment JJ took one too until you were forced to retreat, your back again pressed to the wall. This time she was right in your personal space, much like that first day that she kissed you.
âNo you canât,â JJâs voice shook with anger as she spoke, but it wasnât a yell. It was a low, daring tone that made your skin crawl.Â
âWhat?â Your eyes were wide in shock that JJ, after your outburst, would still deny you your own freedom. âYes, I caââÂ
You couldnât finish your words, JJ was already on you. In fact, she was pressing her whole body so hard against yours, you barely had room to gasp. It couldnât be heard anyway, not with the way her lips crushed into yours with blinding speed.Â
It wasnât going to be like the first time though, you werenât going to give in that easy. You turned your head after a moment of her lips pressed to yours and took a deep breath before trying to protest.
âYouâre with Will now!â You gasped out as you felt JJâs lips meet your jaw line.Â
âI never was,â she breathed against your skin. Your blood went cold at that, but you didnât even have time to process before JJâs hand snaked between the two of you and cupped your chin. With little effort, due to the shock of her words, she pulled your head back so your lips could meet hers again and all you could manage to do was let her kiss you.Â
But some sense came back to you the moment you felt her teeth tug at your bottom lip. You pushed on her chest and tried to turn your head again, only able to mumble a weak, âI donât understandâŠâ against her lips.Â
Her hold on your chin tightened, keeping you in place as she used her body weight to keep you still against the wall. âThis has been torture,â JJ groaned against you. Her fingers clenched harder around your jaw as she dragged her lips across yours once again. âI canât handle it anymore.â Her lips pressed firmly against yours this time and all you could do was whimper against her mouth.Â
âIâm not with Will,â she continued to mumble breathlessly against your mouth. Your hands braced themselves on either side of her waist as she pressed you harder and harder against the wall. âYouâre supposed to be mine,â she practically growled against your lips.
She was filling all your senses and your head was swimming. You were supposed to hate her, she left you. She hid you and then she got back with her ex, but here she was devouring your lips with her own. You werenât supposed to swoon at the way she called you hers or melt when you felt her tongue dance against your own. But you couldnât help it⊠she was all you ever wanted.Â
Your body practically melted in her arms as her lips dragged themselves over yours before fully claiming your mouth in a searing kiss. The way her tongue swept over your lips until finally you parted yours had your head swimming. When you both heard and felt the groan that escaped her own mouth your whole body shuddered. You really shouldnât be doing this, you knew that somewhere deep down in your mind. But every time her tongue ran against yours that thought got pushed back further and further until all that was left was just her.Â
When one of her hands left from around your waist to tangle in your hair, you knew you were a goner. Her lips had left yours to attach themselves to your neck and you did nothing to stop it. The hand that had made its way to your hair was now tightened into a fist and she was pulling hard, making you tilt your head back so she could have more access to the most sensitive parts of your neck. All you could do was whine and squeeze your eyes shut as the overwhelming feeling of JJâs tongue making its way down to your collarbone was driving you crazy.Â
There was no way you were going to snap out of this. You knew that the aftermath of whatever was happening between the two of you in this moment would break you as soon as it was over, but you had missed her so much. If she was being driven crazy just because she saw you for two seconds with someone else, how did she think you felt? It was torture not having this with JJ anymore. You craved this. You needed it.Â
But still there was that one voice. It was so small and distant now, but it was still telling you this was not a good idea. That you should push her away before this would hurt too much. JJ leaving you the first time had broken you and youâre barely putting the pieces back together. What happens if you break again? Will there be enough of you left to even salvage?Â
It was the feeling of JJâs teeth biting down hard into the most sensitive part of your neck that somehow finally broke you out of the trance you had fallen under. It was like someone dumped ice cold water on your system and your entire body went ridge. JJ was too focused on the feeling of having you in her arms and against her lips again to notice, though.Â
She kept going, running her tongue over the angry red mark she had just left. Your hands were balled into fists again at either of her sides and if she noticed that you were trying to lean away from her, she didnât seem to care.
âJJ, wait,â your voice was quiet and hoarse. If you couldâve you wouldâve been more assertive, but your head was still swimming. Your hands pressed harder onto her sides, trying to keep her still while you pushed your own body away, but her grip was strong. One of her hands tightened in your hair and the other around your waist; the action made you wince.Â
âPlease, stop.â Your voice was a little louder now and you felt the reality of the last few moments settle in your stomach like a bowling ball. Thankfully, JJ finally took notice of this. Her body stilled and her head tilted back up with hooded, hungry eyes. For a split second you wanted to throw it all away, but that tiny voice had officially won.
âWhy?â JJ was still holding onto you, but the hand in your hair had finally moved back to your waist.Â
âJJ, I canât handle this. I could barely handle sneaking around, I definitely canât handle being your little secret again until you decide to leave and go play family. Or make me the other woman⊠or whatever is going on here.âÂ
âYouâre not those things, you would never be those things.â JJâs eyes said it all as she uttered that sentence. The pain in them had shown, but it just added to your confusion over this whole situation. You were torn between wanting to yell at her and comfort her all at the same time.
âThen what am I, JJ?â You needed to press this. She canât just keep you from moving on, she canât keep interjecting when someone shows slight interest. Either this all needed to stop for good or the both of you needed to finally figure things out. âWhat is it that you really want?â
âItâsâŠâ JJ stood still, her hands still gripping your waist. The sound of the drip of the faucets nearby seemed deafening in the uncomfortable silence, but yet you waited. âYou. I want you.âÂ
There was a pause and you took a deep, shaky breath to ground yourself. âWhat does that mean, JJ?â You whispered your question, afraid to get your hopes up.Â
âThat I want to do this for real. Iâm done holding back,â JJâs hand released you for a moment to brush hair from your face and tuck it behind your ear. âIâll tell everyone, Iâll vow to never leave you again. I just canât be without you anymore longer.âÂ
You searched her eyes for a moment and this time you could see the sincerity shining through them.
âJust tell me youâre mine,â JJ whispered as she pressed her forward to yours. âJust please, tell me youâre mine.âÂ
âI- IâmâŠâ you took another deep breath, squeezing your eyes tight before tilting your head up so JJ would move hers down. âIâm yours,â you breathed with a soft kiss placed on her forehead.Â
When JJ heard those words her hands moved once again to hold either side of your face, bringing your lips in for another searing kiss. But this time you were ready and you met her with as much passion.Â
She kissed you like that for a while, her lips pressing completely against yours in a way that left you gasping for air against her mouth. After a moment JJ left your lips and kissed up your jaw. She made her way to your ear and leaned into you closer, her breath tickling as she took a moment to enjoy the way you were panting and shaking against her. âCan we get out of here?â JJâs voice was filled with so much want as her teeth grazed your ear. You bit your lip to stop yourself from letting out an embarrassing whimper at the words you longed to hear once again, and nodded your response instead.Â
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Getting into her place was messy. As soon as the Uber dropped you off, JJâs lips, tongue, and teeth were all over you again. The way she was kissing you, you already knew you were a mess for her.Â
As soon as she managed to get her front door open, she slammed it closed and then slammed you onto it, grinding her knee between your legs as she kissed you in a frenzy. At some point, the two of you had pulled off your shoes and she had scooped you up, still kissing you like crazy, as she walked the two of you to the bedroom.Â
When she flung you onto the bed, with more excitement than grace, you didnât even have time to react before she was on top of you, pulling at yours and her own clothes.
âTonight,â JJ growled against lips, âyouâre going to know that you belong to me alone, always.â You felt her hips roll against yours from where she had already gotten between your legs and you gasped at the sensation.Â
âAnd youâ youâre- oh god.â JJâs teeth were sinking into your neck again and her hands already had your shirt and bra over your chest so her fingers could play with your nipples. It was making full sentences nearly impossible to get out. âY-youâre mine.â
âAll yours, princess,â JJ purred as her tongue and teeth moved down your neck and onto your chest. The second you felt her warm mouth close around your nipple, you couldnât stop the pathetic whine that fell from your lips. You didnât even notice that JJ had also managed to pull your shirt over your head, you were just so far gone in all the sensations she was giving you and she hadnât even really started yet.Â
JJ spent time paying attention to your breasts, alternating between your nipples with her lips and teeth while she continued to rock her thigh between your legs and encouraged you to grind on her. Things were building up fast too, you could feel yourself getting worked up and close to release, but you desperately wanted more. More of her touch, more of her hungry possessiveness, more of everything.Â
It was like she read your mind though, because in an instant she was pulling away. You started to whine but then you felt her hands pull at your tight jeans and you were just relieved that it meant more direct contact with JJ where you needed her most. But then, once you were finally completely naked, JJ got off the bed.Â
âWhere are you goingâŠâ you trailed off as your eyes followed her to her night stand. You didnât need an answer, as you watched her pull out a silk bag that outlined its contents quite obviously. JJ quickly removed the rest of her clothes before returning to the foot of the bed.Â
âI got this a while ago for us,â JJ admitted as she pulled out what the bag was not-so-discreetly hiding. âBut I was holding off on telling you, I was worried I would get too intense if we tried it, butâŠâ JJ was back on the bed, kneeling between your legs, her hands on either of your knees. âIâm tired of holding back, arenât you?â
You swallowed hard as your eyes zeroed in on what JJâs hands were doing. With a pink, double-sided strap in her hands, she was spreading lube on both sides. You couldnât help but notice how one side was quite larger than the other.Â
âIt vibrates by the way,â JJâs wink was even visible in the dimly lit room. âAre you okay with this?â
You appreciated the check in, and yeah you were nervous for this, but you also had never wanted something more than this moment right now. âYes,â you practically moaned the word in excited anticipation.Â
âGood,â JJ gave you a smile more mischievous than youâve ever seen it. And your eyes were still completely transfixed on the way her hands were lowering the toy down between her legs. âLet me justâŠâ she trailed off as she took it inside herself and you watched in a trance as she shivered at the sensation.Â
Then it was your turn. She readjusted your own legs, spreading you wider and you couldnât help but feel yourself flush at how exposed you were. You also knew you were incredibly wet from her already. Even if she used lube, you didnât think you needed it. Although, it was big, and the biggest youâve ever taken before was just her three fingersâŠÂ
The toy lining up with your entrance is what woke you up from your thoughts and you gulped. JJâs pupils were blown as she looked down at your naked body, your pussy dripping wet for her before she even entered you. And then, in a flash, she was all the way in.Â
The way you both groaned at the sudden feeling spurred JJ on fast. She was immediately entranced by how good she felt while also being flush between your own thighs. âDoing okay?â JJâs voice was strained, she was trying hard not to just start fucking you into the mattress. She needed the okay first.Â
âMm.. mhm,â was all you could manage, but you paired it with a nod. Your eyes were shut tight and you couldnât stop yourself from rolling your own hips against JJâs, desperate to feel her start moving.Â
The toy was big, the way it stretched you out burned, but it was so fucking delicious in every way. Except, the moment you rolled your hips a second time that was all it took for JJ to break. She knew she wouldnât be able to go slow with this toy, not when it felt good to actually feel you somewhat when you try to fuck yourself on the strap. She just didnât know it would be this good.Â
JJâs grip on your legs tightened and she began to grind into you hard. Your head immediately fell back onto the bed when you felt JJâs hips rock into your own. She was moving faster than you expected she would and it was all overwhelming.Â
With the way JJ was moving, her whole body was now pressed against yours. Moans and desperate sighs came from above you and you couldnât stop yourself from wrapping your arms around her neck and pulling her even tighter against you. Your hips moved in time with hers and the way you felt her shake in pleasure above you while you took every single pump of the toy into you was incredible.Â
JJâs hand came to your chin and she pulled your head back down until you were face to face, her body never slowing from the way it rutted into you. âDoes it feel good?â JJ purred as she kept fucking into you with the strap, every pump pushing her end against the right spot for her. âDo you like what Iâm doing to you, princess?âÂ
You moaned, your eyes squeezing shut tight as JJ pumped even harder in that moment. But JJâs hand stayed on your chin, squeezing a little tighter than before. âUse your words,â she demanded as her thrusts got more powerful.Â
âYes!â You cried when JJâs other hand moved to hook your own leg around her waist. âFuck justâ please just donât stop.âÂ
âGood girl,â JJ groaned as she felt her own peak building. âLook at me.âÂ
It was a struggle to open your eyes but you did so just as JJâs hand moved from your chin to your neck. âYouâre mine,â JJ growled as she applied pressure. You groaned out a yes in agreement and JJ moaned as her hips continued to move frantically.Â
âYouâre mine,â she repeated, fucking into you with full force, âand youâre going to look at me when I make you cum.â Those words were what finally did it, you fell apart on her strap with a loud moan. Her hips never stopped their pace until finally you felt her whole body shudder above you. Her head fell into your neck and you felt the way she moaned and placed wet kisses to your bare skin. The way the orgasm hit JJ was just as powerful as yours and you both slowed for a moment.Â
But that moment was short, because as JJ pressed her whole body weight on top of you, you felt her hips roll again and you whined at the sensitive sensation.Â
âShhh,â JJ soothed, âyouâre going to give me one more.âÂ
âJJ I donât know if-â her hands were moving down your body, hoisting both your legs this time over her hips. You tried to finish your sentence but you couldnât with the way she was slowly pumping the toy back into your already sensitive pussy.Â
âWe havenât even tried all its features.â You didnât comprehend what JJ meant until it was too late and she had you gasping in surprise. One of her hands had left your leg and moved down between the two of you. She had turned on the vibration and now, the pink, rather large strap on that was inside both of you was vibrating in a way that was causing your eyes to roll back into your head.Â
âOh my god,â you both said in unison, only your voice sounded like a garbled moan at the same time, while JJ just sounded breathlessly fascinated at the reaction it was pulling from you.Â
âThis is better than I ever dreamed it would be,â JJ purred as her hips restarted their rocking rhythm into you. The way the toy curved so the base of it hit JJâs clit at the same time made her struggle with her staying steady and slow, but she knew you were sensitive and needed to be worked back up gently at first.Â
With your legs hooked over her waist though, the strap was hitting even deeper than it had been when you first came and now that it was vibrating too, you swore you were seeing stars.Â
âThatâs it,â JJ whispered as she grabbed your hips and helped you fuck into her strap. âKeep moaning for me, baby, moan my name.âÂ
You didnât even know you were doing that. You just couldnât even control your body. All you could do was moan and whine as you let JJ fuck your into the mattress.Â
Your whole body was shaking and JJâs was too. Her pace was faster again and you knew it was a matter of time before you both came together again, but when JJ reached down and turned up the vibration you instantly fell apart in a show of moans and tears before she could cum with you.Â
She didnât stop there though, she didnât even turn down the vibration as her hips started going harder.Â
âJ⊠JJ I canât.â You were practically slurring your words, you could barely function with how many sensations were going on as JJ kept using your body to get herself off.Â
âShhh, one more baby one more,â JJ pleaded as she chased her own orgasm using your body. âI wanna cum again too.âÂ
You just nodded desperately, your eyes shut tight as JJ again pressed her naked body to yours and fucked the toy into the both of you. Her moans were getting louder and yours were matching as your nearly exhausted body was being brought to the edge for a third time.Â
JJ hips were slamming hard into yours again, so hard you knew there would be bruises. And the grip she had on your hips was so tight you figured there would be nail marks left over too. But neither of you cared, because when JJ came on top of you again with a desperate moan you couldnât help the cry that you let out as you felt your body release for a third time.Â
And finally, finally after a brief moment, JJ moved to turn the vibration off. Your body jolted at the feeling of it finally stopping, but you couldnât even pick up your own head to look as JJ slowly pulled the toy out from you and then her.Â
âHoly shit,â JJ panted as she rolled off you and pulled your spent body to her chest. âAre you okay?â
âYeah,â you said breathlessly.Â
âGood⊠weâll give it five minutes and then I want to taste you.âÂ
âWhat?!â You perked up at that. Your body was still shaking and you knew your thighs were covered in your own cum. If you came one more time you didnât think youâd be able to walk tomorrow.Â
âI told you,â JJ traced a finger across your jaw as you looked up at her with wide eyes. âIâm not holding back anymore. Tonight I will show you who you belong to and Iâm not done showing you yet.â
You gulped as you looked at the resolve in her eyes. You knew there was no stopping this once JJ had decided to let go of control, but this is all you ever wanted. So, maybe another round⊠or even two⊠wouldnât be so bad. At least you both had the day off tomorrow.
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oooooh I have been saving up requests for a while for you. here's one for now, I don't want to bombard you
"I don't know what to say to that"
"then don't say anything"
eddie & reader in love but reader always tries to cut whatever tension w humor/cracking jokes bc she gets overwhelmed by how serious eddie gets when telling her all the things he loves about her & why he loves her. she (so obviously) loves him too she just doesn't know how to handle all that emotion bc she's never seen or felt love like this in her life. eddie wants to change that
you can make it gn if you're more comfortable writing it that way!!
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this is literally how my partner and I work. I am obsessed and go on rants about everything I love about them.
Small blurb of two people in love
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Eddie Munson was a deep person, he put a lot of thought into his ideas, he took time to really understand the things around him, and his emotions showed on his face. He wore his heart on his sleeve. He was passionate about the things he loves, and the people he loves.
Of course, Eddie was hyper and chaotic, always laughing and joking around. But he could turn serious in seconds if he was fully focused on something, and Y/N loved that about her boyfriend. Except, when she was his focus point.
Y/N was not used to someone admiring her, Eddie treated her like she was royalty. He worshipped the ground she walked on and stared into her eyes whenever she spoke. Turned his body to face her during conversations, brown eyes locked on her, even if she wasn't talking to him.
He was so wrapped up in her, everything she did took his breath away and he wanted to soak in her warmth. He could lay in bed with her all day and would spend the rest of his life doing the same.
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It was an early Sunday morning, Y/N was laying on Eddie's chest as he ranted about his dream. His soft fingertips softly ran up and down her arm. Halfway through his story, he got silent. Y/N looked at him confused, only to find him staring down at her with a smile.
"What?" she asked
"You have the prettiest lips you know that?" Eddie thought out loud. His head was all focused on his dream, but the sun outlined her lips and now his head was stuck on that.
"Oh shut up, continue your dream." She waved him off
"Like the perfect shape, gorgeous color, and so soft." He trailed on and on, his thumb resting on her bottom lip as she softly tugged it.
And this is what Y/N struggled with. His eyes and attention of just on her. She felt her body grow hot and nervously laughed.
"You just like what my lips can do," she teased, trying to lighten the mood.
"I love that too, but that's not my main reason. I love that your lips feel like a safe place. A kiss from you just calms my body and gives my brain a second to shut off and restart." Eddie smiled, his thumb brushing her lip softly.
Y/N struggled with words, so she settled with hiding herself in Eddie's neck.
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Eddie loved to draw, it was something he felt like he was good at. And his girlfriend was his perfect muse.
"And done!" Eddie stated proudly, a huge smile on his face as he cleaned off his notepad.
Y/N looked up from her homework, a smile on her face, assuming Eddie finished his math homework.
"Want me to check your answers?" She offered
"Oh.....I am not done with math." Eddie said with a nervous smile.
"Munson, we have been in this booth for an hour and what have you been doing?" She questioned, trying to sit up to look over the table.
Eddie smirked as he turned over his notepad, a proud look in his eyes as Y/N took in the drawing.
"Is...are those my eyes?" She was taken aback by how beautiful the drawing was. A collection of eyes scattered across the page, but each pair was slightly different. The eyes showed different emotions, happy, sad, and one that stood out. The eyes were so soft, warm, and so much emotion.
"Yeah, baby. This one was when you found your favorite flower at that one shop."
"Do you have a favorite flower, Munson?" Y/N asked, skimming through the flower shop. Robin's birthday was coming and Y/N decided on flowers and dinner as a gift.
"Baby, I don't know anything about flowers, maybe the yellow ones?" Eddie shrugged, looking over all the different colors.
"Many can be yellow." She laughed, shaking her head as she reached up to grab Robin sunflowers.
"What's yours?" Eddie asked, throwing his arm over her shoulder.
"Pink roses!" She said excitedly, her eyes catching a row of pink roses.
"And this was when you found that baby turtle in the middle of the street with no mom."
"EDDIE STOP!" Y/N screamed, Eddie slammed on his brakes. Panicked eyes looking over at Y/N
"what's wrong?" He asked, watching as her eyes began to water and tears ran down her face.
"That turtle! They are all alone, we need to bring them home." She said, throwing off her seatbelt and running into the middle of the street.
"BABY! WATCH FOR CARS" Eddie screamed after her, shaking his head as she scooped up the turtle. She came back with her eyes still tearful but a smile on her face.
"What's the last one?" Y/N asked, she was amazed by all the different emotions but that last one intrigued her.
She watched as Eddie blushed, his pale cheeks turning pink and his ears turning red, easy to tell since his hair was in a low bun.
"Um, that one was after we had sex for the first time." Eddie coughed out, nervously chuckling as he went to close the notepad, but she was quick to snatch it.
Holding it closer to her face as she took in the details.
"What was I looking at this time?" She asked, tracing the shading around her eyes on the page.
"You were looking at me." He admitted with a smile. "It was the day you looked at me the way I felt for you. Your eyes tell me everything about you and that night they told me you loved me."
Eddie always had a way to make Y/N at a loss for words.
"I just, I don't know what to say. I wish I could show my love for you like how you can. You know the right words and the actions. " Y/N ranted out, handing him the notepad.
"You don't have to say anything, your eyes tell me and that's enough for me," Eddie said, leaning over to kiss her, she smiled and met him halfway across the table.
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I have been on a crpg binge lately; it's not a genre I ever really played before (except for like, disco Elysium or baldur's gate 3 and divinity os 2), but I got into it after someone said it was a "travesty" that I hadn't played pillars of eternity. So, I played pillars of eternity.
That game is REALLY GOOD. Beautifully written, good VA (when it doesn't bug out, which is rare), and a neat story with characters I care about. I think I liked it more than baldur's gate 3-- found the characters a lot more interesting. The turn based -> RTWP took a LONG time to get used to, though. It wasn't enough to rip me off the game, since the beginning was intriguing, and I'm glad I stuck with it. And now that I'm USED to RTWP, I can play other crpgs I hadn't been able to get into before. Right now I'm doing pathfinder wotr, which imo trades a lot of the good writing / intriguing characters for a much deeper mechanical system that I really do quite like... Even if I DESPISE how weak most spellcasters feel early, insofar as "being able to do damage" and not just pure cc mage is concerned. Why should I try to be an ice wizard when wenduag over there with a bow has literally 20x my damage output, twice the accuracy, and no casting limitations?
I restarted the game a bunch of times because of that-- and also spent forever in the character creator for the same reason. I'm at about 80 hours in the game, and I think around 55 of that is purely just reading class descriptions. I'm playing on core difficulty, so it shouldn't matter that much, but the game does encourage minmaxing in a way that really burned into my mind. When I found myself googling stuff about minmaxing, I knew that's when I was too far gone. I hadn't even unlocked mythic classes, why did I care which one was the most "optimal" or "relevant to my ideas"? So what if it changes the outcome of the game? Just play, and whatever happens, happens. I did spoil some stuff for myself (in that, I think half of the fun of these games is discovering new mechanics and spells and such, and I googled some of them) but there's still a lot left to learn. So, I'm starting YET AGAIN (got pissed about my cold witch getting to level EIGHT and still not having a SINGLE interesting ice spell; I know snowball is "good" but I hate how often ranged touch spells miss), this time as a spellcaster that at the very least has a degree of quirk to offset the early game boredom (magic deceiver). My evil playthrough (which was my original plan, on account of me finding the writing very hard to take seriously at first, since if you can't take it seriously may as well ham it up as a stereotypical villain) can come later. there's some cool archetypes there! My dispel-focus-mage can also come later.
#pathfinder#wotr#pillars of eternity#ive been playing these games all too much and it is wearing on my psyche#also been applying to jobs
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I said I was never going to shut up about Metaphor but actually I've been too busy playing it to have time to gush over it. I actually don't really like to sprinkle that many spoilers out there either so I will probably just gush for 30 pages about it in a review later but I do have to take a minute to complain about one particular fight. Spoilers for the 2nd main story dungeon below the cut:
It's the last boss of the castle in Martira, in case there was any confusion and so we can be absolutely sure no one gets spoiled.
What tf was the actual mechanic of that fight? I love Atlus' games but that had to be the most poorly designed fight I've seen in a long while. To the point it kind of frustrated me.
So the boss will target your whole party and do an AOE smash. So Gallica tells you to take out the eyes so it can't target you anymore...
Except it still targets you. It's just it targets you at random so your entire party still needs to block, just exactly like you would for the main AOE. The very first time you take out the eyes, it does wallow in pain for exactly one turn, but after that is attacks as normal. Then it regenerates it's eyes every other turn.
I spent what felt like an hour and all of my MP resources taking out those damn eyes (which have like 1200ish health btw) because the game leads you to believe that would make a difference. Then I realized that regardless of if it was an AOE attack or a randomized single target attack, my entire party was going to have to spend one turn guarding anyway and killing the eyes was a pointless waste of time and resources.
I literally restarted the fight, killed the eyes only once for that free turn (tbh even that was probably a waste), and then spent the rest of the fight just hitting the boss and ignoring the eyes entirely. Each charged AOE attack only did 30-50 damage while guarding, and like i said my whole party was going to have to take a turn guarding for the rng single target so that mattered not at all.
So the fight puts in an eye mechanic but grants you absolutely no real benefits to following said mechanic, and absolutely no punishment for ignoring it. The only thing killing the eyes did was make the fight a million times harder by dragging out the fight and taking up all of your MP.
#metaphor refantazio#metaphor refantazio spoilers#i had to vent about this because it was so frustrating#but overall im loving the game
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theres nothing so depressing as finding a really good game by a super shit company with an even shittier parent company
like. I have been playing Disney Dreamlight Valley since July of 2024. From the first second I played it I was immediately comparing it to Disney Princess Enchanted Journey, which feels so surreal.
The graphics are worse. Why are the graphics of a game that released in 2022 worse than the graphics of a game released in 2007???
Second, the story of DDV is really really good. I'm in love with The Forgotten as a character and the story is compelling and they actually depict depression really well. It's crazy how good the writing and the story is. I make jokes pertaining to elements of the story to this day. Oval of Biological Existence??? Legendary.
But the game is made by Gameloft. A mobile freemium game company. Minion Rush was the only thing I could think of when I first saw the logo pop up. And this is obvious in the fact that the game is $30 USD by itself AND there's micro/macro transactions. Why am I paying $50 USD for 14.5k moonstones for the premium shop??? The game costs less than that. Not to mention there's also paid DLC that's also $30 USD a pop too.
They announced the game as a free to play game with a paid early access only to revert that decision, then keep the premium shop with the macro transactions. Not to mention the absolute grind Star Paths have become. Plus the time limit despite the fact that a majority of the player base has either school or a job. So no one actually has time to finish them before the 2 month timer runs out unless they do nothing but play the game.
And they don't want you to rush the game, so the game breaks when you time travel. But the Star Paths are super unfriendly to beginner players which incentivizes rushing the game.
And the game is absolutely not meant to be replayed. Which really sucks. I've got ~300 hours in the game already, but once I'm done? I'm done. I dont want to restart and do this all over again because of the aforementioned premium shop. I don't want to lose all those items just to replay the game. And the premium shop items count toward your completion percents too. And the collections count things from star paths, which once those are gone, they're gone for good. If you joined late? Oh well! So sad! Get a time machine.
And then there's the absolute mess that is the graphics and game itself. Especially when the Storybook Vale DLC dropped. Once you got to the end with Maleficent and Hades' conversation? The game literally broke so bad it became unplayable. Maleficent was so glitched she caused the entire game to flicker, which is just downright dangerous. I didn't touch the game for 2 weeks until the December 12th patch that fixed it. They proved they have no play testers and don't care about the quality of the game they're putting out until after it's out and their money's in danger.
And then there's the "issues" they fix within a week despite people complaining about things that have been broken for over a year. Like the benefit of using the shovel polish to collect more memories. Patched immediately, whereas the cooking and crafting menus are still complete messes that are genuine nightmares to navigate. The memories in the game are already so hard to get, why are you punishing your player base? What did they ever do to you except throw more money at you?
Then they have the audacity to flaunt that they listen to their user base. I have become a level 10 member in their official Discord almost entirely from bug reports. I have literally never seen a game so buggy.
And do not take this the wrong way. I am not blaming the communications team nor the actual developers who code the game. This is fully on the corporate side of things. They're pushing these updates to come out quicker and quicker and the quality of the game is rapidly decreasing. The worst part is the quality of the items in the Premium Shop? The stuff you pay actual money for? Also terrible quality. Im fairly certain most of the devs are also chomping at the bit to fix some of these things and listen to what the players are saying and fix and revamp things that players have been asking for. I've seen several players in the Discord say they've gotten fed up with the game and are either close to stopping playing or already have stopped altogether.
And here's the worst part about all of this: You know they're never going to fix it. They're never going to focus on the replay-ability of the game. They're never going to get rid of the micro/macro transactions (because its not illegal). They're never going to hire play testers.
And it's all because people keep throwing money at them because it has the Disney IP.
I don't expect this game to last the year.
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Welcome to the read more. Earlier in the post I compared this game to DPEJ. A Wii/PS2/PC game from 2007.
This is a game my parents spent $20 16 or so years ago. The game is approximately 2 œ hours long to play start to finish.
The graphics are really good and still hold up today. I purchased a Wii for my 19th birthday to continue playing this game. I've replayed the game so many times I could recite half the voice lines from memory. I still play the game to this day. I love the game and the writing and the graphics and it's super replayable.
And! The game works! No major, game-breaking glitches. No half-finished game released at first requiring an internet connection to get it fixed. I just have to hook up my Wii and go crazy.
Why is it so hard to get games made like this now? I know why.
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This has been a strange week, A. I mean you know I have to talk to you today on my break at work (taking at least 2 today because it's sloooooow).
The Boy wrote his English 101 Dual Credit essay about you this week. He warned me.
"Mom, I have to write about 'an experience that made me appreciate life.' I'm gonna write about A dying. I really can't think of writing about anything else that won't come out sounding like bullshit. I still need you to look at it before I turn it in, because you're a writer and it makes me feel better when you say it's not shit, even though it comes with the Mom Discount. But I know it might like...upset you."
Of course I told him to write about you. I told him I wanted to read it (truth). I told him to actually print out a copy because I don't want it lost to the ethereal, nebulous world of online-only assignments; it's something my son made to honor my best friend. I want to save it forever. I want it immortalized (also truth). But it was fucking hard to read it. He took it hard when you died, and I knew he did before reading his school work (obviously), but Christ, how connected the two of you are. The locket J got me connects everyone in the center but you and the Boy are connected on a hinge side, and that locket pops open on that hinge at work all the time. So I'll look down and have to close it back up, and every time it's you and my son looking back at me. It's never you and my grandparents or J and my son, or J and my grandparents. It's always you and the Boy. You helped him so much. I want you to know that. He turned it in yesterday after titling it. 'Loss and Acceptance.' It's hard to title things. Especially when you write something important to you; something difficult to say; something attached to a lot of complex feelings. That's why my essay is untitled.
Then last night I sat on the couch with J and he cried watching a YouTube video of a BBC news capture of Jon Bon Jovi (right?) LITERALLY talking someone off a ledge in Nashville, Tennessee where he was shooting a music video. J cried. He leaves for his bike trip with W and the boys tomorrow morning. So this conversation happened:
Me: You ok? đ„ș
J: đ„șđ„ (hands over his phone with the video restarted; it was moving, but it didn't make ME cry)
Me: I'm lost. đ«€ I don't know what's getting to you this much. Text me? (J and I often text each other when our bodies are literally touching. Sometimes it's easier to not say it out loud).
J: (both of us are texting now) I dunno, peaches.
Me: Do you feel like...that? (that = suicidal) đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
J: No. Just got to me how many people walked on by.
Me: He didnt. â€ïžđ„č
J: Yeah. â€ïž
Me: Is the stuff with your dad getting to you more than you're telling me? I don't want you to go off Saturday morning feeling so down. â€ïž
J: I feel guilty about going. đ«€
Me: Why? Won't lie. I don't like it when you're away, but I want you to go see your friends. W. Fuck, I'd give everything I have except you and the Boy for a week with A right now.
J: That's kind of why. If I don't go, what if something happens to W before I get another chance to see him? Or me even? I'd feel like shit. So I have to go. But I'm leaving you and the Boy. And fucking G. That damn dog. Because what if something happens to one of us while I'm away? I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.
Me: We're fine. I promise. We just like having you around. Go be with W because...damn I really would give anything to be with A. For even an HOUR.
J hugged me until we all left the living room for bed. We made love last night before we went to sleep. And I dreamed all night about you. That you weren't really dead (again). Everywhere I went, when J was away on this trip, you were with me. 'I can't believe we're at a sushi place right now,' you'd say. 'What the fuck am I supposed to eat here?! Boy used to be on my side. What happened to pizza, man? Your mother finally infected you with her adventurous eating...' I'd look around at family dinner at my parents' house without J and you'd be there. Literally saying, 'I'm still here.'
I fucking miss you so bad. J has never gone away without you being there to text me off my metaphorical ledges and now you're not. Now I'm left with a bunch of people who will just pass me by. I'm so fucking ragingly envious of J that he gets a week with his best friend while I'm so desperately missing mine. I know the dream is supposed to be that I DO get a week with my best friend. That it's somehow 'better' in a way because you'll be right next to me, even in places you'd never ever go with me alive, but I still don't want you to be dead. I'd trade this intangible constancy even at the sushi joint for sporadic texts and bad Pearl Jam jokes in a heartbeat. I'd trade no sushi ever for pizza once a year with you. I'd certainly trade a visit to the fucking cemetery every few weeks to seeing you in person one more time, period. I'd still rather all of this be fake and you're not really even dead, just orchestrating a supremely elaborate scheme to avoid me.
There's every supposed stage of grief in one essay. Except of course for acceptance. That's why I had the Boy print his out for me. I'll keep rereading it until it takes. That still might be never. đđ
Anyway, love you, you fucker. I'll see you Monday at your place. â€ïž
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Thess vs Restarts
So. I have a quandary. Actually, I have multiple quandaries, and all of them stem from being understaffed at work and lacking spoons for most things.
The last time I played Horizon: Forbidden West was about two months ago. I'm in endgame. I think I could probably get back into the vibe of it without starting at the beginning, but I'm not sure. But I don't really have the spoons for that shit anyway so I'll let that sit on the back burner. If I can still get into the endgame vibe now, I'll still be able to get into the endgame vibe in a month or whatever.
The last time I played Baldur's Gate 3, not counting a little bit yesterday, was a little over three months ago. The little bit I played yesterday has made me well aware that no, I cannot just get back into the vibe of it at the point of "Let's go rescue tieflings from squid-jail". Which means a restart. On the one hand, I have nearly 264 hours in that fucking game and have never finished a full playthrough. On the other hand, I have had it since early access, like, years ago, and I did get very nearly to the end at least once, so maybe I shouldn't be as infuriated with that as I am.
In both cases, it just feels aggravating to start all over again. On the other hand, a restart really wouldn't be the end of the world. Forbidden West is like ... hey, at least I'll be starting from a point of knowing what the fuck I'm doing this time. As for Baldur's Gate 3? Sure, I know where to look for a lot of things, but everything being a matter of dice rolls means I haven't had the exact same playthrough once in the several I've had to do and redo and redo again. Because there have been a lot of those.
(One of them was because of a mod incompatibility so I really hope that when they get Patch 7 working, their mod manager doesn't mess with the mods that are already out there...)
Anyway, I figure what's going to happen is that I'm going to restart Baldur's Gate 3, because I cannot deal with frenetic combat right now and turn-based is about the limit of my abilities just now, and I have a migraine so anything too convoluted probably isn't a great idea, and I can start an Alisaie liveblog with her as an actual Aasimar quite some time after the half-elf version was so that even if I do repeat some jokes, they'll probably hit like new anyway. And I will get back to Forbidden West eventually. That's the good thing about endgame here. I've dealt with literally everything at this point and I am not about to forget how much I want to turn those Zenith jackass's faces into pincushions with my arrows, so the vibe won't be hard to find. But not entirely remembering the path it took to get from "Oh fuck I'm on a Nautiloid" to "And here we go into the tower to rescue some tieflings" actually matters to BG3. Which is part of its charm, but it's exactly why I haven't been able to complete an entire playthrough yet - I keep getting low on spoons.
Hey, at least I get to mess around with the character creator. C'mon, that cannot only be my entire jam about games like this... Right?
As an aside, things really are a mess at work right now. The others seem to be dawdling through shit to avoid not so much the longer ones (although anything above three minutes is still avoided like the corpse of a shithouse rat by everyone except I think Goblin, ironically), but the Annoyances. So I get all the Annoyances now. I am so tired of the Annoyances. It's no wonder that I never have spoons anymore.
I would dearly love to get takeaway, but I can't. I mean, part of that's because gluten-free takeaway tends towards the expensive, especially these days ... but mostly it's because I did defrost leftover risotto so it needs to be eaten. At least hot meal won't require many spoons.
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What is the hardest game you have ever played?
Mmmmm. I'm not really good at video games despite liking them, so I tend to avoid games that are too difficult.
...Probably Unleashed? It took me about nine hours to beat Perfect Dark Gaia (my thumbs say never again) and I still get flashbacks to Eggmanland. They were really out for blood with that one.
Actually NO I JUST REMEMBERED SONIC SHUFFLE
SONIC
SHUFFLE
LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU THE NINTH RUNG OF HELL THAT IS SONIC SHUFFLE
So Shuffle is a Hudson-developed party game much like Mario Party, right? Except this game actively fucking hates you, will not give you even a snowball's chance, and I am not kidding, the curbstomp begins immediately out of the gate. Like. It is the most brutal fucking experience. You cannot play this game just to get your bearings, or you will get your ass whooped around the world and back. I had to restart the board three times just to get the slightest edge over the computer and that was on Easy. The way the game works is that you and the other players are given a hand of cards, which determines the number of spaces you move across the board. When you use up your hand, you must then pick the cards in the others' decks, which you are not allowed to see. This makes strategizing a huge pain in the ass and largely a crapshoot because you don't know which cards your opponents have. In order to get Precious Stones, you need to defeat enemies. You pick cards to determine whether your character has a chance at defeating them, because then a die is rolled by the computer. It's entirely possible to pick a 6 against an enemy that picks a 2 and still lose to them anyway because the die rolled a 1 for you. You cannot practice minigames, so you're stumbling around trying to figure out these obscure-ass mechanics. Because the AI was programmed to win like 3 times out of 4 even on Easy, your best bet is literally to pray the computer doesn't fuck you over too hard. Even strategy guides on Reddit are like "yeah just hope the RNG isn't too brutal" like my dude Shuffle revealed to me the darkness that lurks in my heart, and then punished me for my sins. Part of the first board lies submerged underwater. That is to say, you can drown if you stay underwater for too long unless you step on a Bubble Space. I think it's like, five turns underwater? That might seem generous but it's really not.
Well. Me being the shamless opportunist I am, I decided to try to get a leg up on Tails by forcing him to play a 1-turn card and drowning him.
Guess what the game fucking did that very next turn?
MADE ME SWITCH PLACES WITH HIM.
It can't be stressed enough how much the game hates you. It will hand out wins to the other characters left and right, but make you toil for your Precious Stones. I am not kidding, you are always at a disadvantage and can never count on the computer being in your favor ever. E v e r. Where the others got awarded extra rings on luck-based events, I got my ass knocked out for three turns.
I wasted three hours on the first board on Easy and lost to fucking Amy simply because she earned more rings and I swear to God I turned off the Dreamcast more defeated than I had ever felt in my entire life lol
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So, uh, I THOUGHT my problems were solved when I updated my driver, right? But then after so many hours of smooth, flawless use, it began having issues again. Namely, the cursor changes to this (only on my tablet's screen, it's normal on my laptop) the only place it's "normal" is when I have the brush pen over the canvas.
(I have Clip studio, and xp-pen artist 15.6 pro. Both up to date as far as I'm allowed without paying more money. Windows 10.)
The other issue is that if I walk away (no input on the monitor) for even just long enough to use the bathroom, OR if I turn off and unplug my tablet, my laptop freezes, 100% of the time, and I have to use the power button to choke it off the hard way.
These issues only began a few months ago. It's why I haven't drawn much. I don't have any other drivers for any other tablets, I made sure to uninstall and restart first before installing the new one when I updated my tablet.
The only thing that fixes it is restarting, which only half works if I leave my tablet on and plugged in, but if I turn it off and unplug it, like I said above, my laptop freezes. Once, the first time it happened, I unplugged my tablet and walked away, and came back 4 hours later to my clock still saying 9 AM. I was confused because my laptop had never frozen before. Since then it's happening more often but ONLY when the tablet is plugged in and not active or has been unplugged.
I thought csp was the issue, but it works fine and the issue happens even outside of csp. I have the most recent driver as of yesterday for my tablet, so it can't be that. It all worked on my laptop since I got my laptop a few years ago, until a few months ago. As far as I can tell now, a windows update they did back at that point must be the culprit, but there's no way to go back, the os forces updates without any option to reject or undo them.
And... I took too long writing the last two paragraphs and didn't input on my tablet so my laptop is frozen now. Wonderful. I hate choking it off, it feels like I'm breaking it more each time. But there's no other choice, it just stays frozen even if I wait hours.
Literally nothing else BUT the tablet does this, and like I said, it was fine for months after I got it, and then randomly one day began having this issue. Short of getting a new computer, which I can't afford yet, I don't know what to do. My tablet isn't even a year old yet. My laptop (forever in my mind, "my new laptop") is 5 years old now. (So stands to reason I probably need to upgrade...)
Before I can get a new laptop though, I need to get another $4k, a lot that I've had my eye on (1.75 acres) just dropped in price to $6k. (I have $2k saved exclusively toward a piece of property. I will not dip into it for anything else except car insurance, which isn't due until next month.)
I was hoping I could get my tablet and laptop to get along so I could do commissions to get the remaining balance to buy the land. I can more than afford the yearly taxes (and have leftovers to pay my bills and whatever else I need) so once I have it, I can probably buy another laptop and then save toward the things I need to do to make it habitable so I can begin doing what I need to survive. That's if I can get the other $4k so I can purchase the land, of course.
#toastyartistelf#technical difficulties#technical issues#tablet issues#xppen#clip studio paint#windows 10#i just want to draw Dx#property hunting#saving money#money#farming#farm#homestead#dreams#foiled dreams
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My Origin StoryâŠ
Part 1: My Origin StoryâŠ
It all started when I was little. Pokémon Season 18 or Smth Like That was my favorite show. I once binged it for four hours straight, finishing the season, and was ready to restart it, but unfortunately my mom kicked me off the TV and told me to touch grass.
Sometime later I had tried to find the show again. Gone. No longer on Netflix. I was like 7. I didnât know you could find it anywhere other than Netflix. I travelled across the lands, searching far and wide for the same show I had watched. But none of the seasons were the same. I remember vaguely watching some pokĂ©mon movie and not understanding anything and seeing Brock and being like âwho the fuck is this???â I even saw like an episode and a half of season 1, which I apparently didnât like. L take season 1 solos.

Years pass by. I forget about the show. And then, I somehow find out that the season I watched was XYZ. Cool, but it didnât trigger the obsession. What came next, was my downfall.
Part 2: The Tumblr Sexyman Wiki.

(image from a slide from my pokĂ©mon sucks slideshow i made for a presentation ânightâ with my friends)
Seventh grade. Iâm going through the character lists on the aforementioned site and laughing at the ones I recognize. And then I see them. Jessie and James. Team Rocket. I read the page. I got invested. I lowkey started to ship it. I read the bulbapedia rocketshipping page. Little did I know, I had just fallen down into a deep, dark rabbit hole.
Archive of Our Own. Fanfiction.net. Random ass websites, anything I could find that had new rocketshipping fics (except Wattpad cause itâs asssssss). I learned about Jessebelle. I was truly hooked.

Started watching the show. Got to Holy Matrimony, and my brain absolutely sunk its claws into the episode. I was thinking about it 24/7 during school. Just barely keeping it together and not brainrotting all over my friend about it (mission failed but thankfully they hardly remember it). Made some character fanart but i guess art block or something and also how the fuck do you draw Jessebelleâs hair. Uhh other stuff too i donât feel like listing. I was also rewatching the episode a lot.

(my favorite episode and favorite scene so far!!)
Bonus Section: German idk
okay but the double trouble or whatever german version of the song (gleich gibt es Ă€rger) is straight FIRE that song goes hard it was the only thing i listened to (along with two other german versions of pokĂ©mon songs) for a while. like during school i was listening to it always. i tried to subtly get my friends to look at what i was listening to thinking i could arise mysterious intrigue and get them to ask me about it đđđ also tried watching the series in german but didnât get very far for whatever reason.
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Part 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eventually i started screenshotting the show and man did things devolve from there. I went from only screenshotting cool scenes to literally almost every other frame. one of the most recent episodes i watched i took nearly 100 screenshots what the fuck bro. anyways i got about over 1,700 screenshots and counting to go through and post, wish me luck!!
man i wrote a lot uhhhh.
yeah.
i hope future me appreciates this short partial biography of sorts đ«¶đâš
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I wasn't tagged on this but I'm doing it anyway. owned!
so in order of most to least influential:
dan the man - yeah. moving on
minecraft - it's minecraft. I've been on a lot of servers and it's a fun way of playing with my friends because I didn't really have (or want) any pc games aside from this back then
pokemon sun and moon - not my first pokemon game but definitely the most important one for me. I got the game a couple months after it released and then stopped playing for a while, and by the time I got back to playing it I had realized a lot of things about myself (I'm girl) and restarted my save in like 2020 (I lost a fucking shiny tapu koko from an event though which suucked) and slowly made my way to getting a livingdex, which I finally succeeded in doing 2 years later in 2022. I was very proud of this achievement and it's also the only time I've bothered doing this, as every other game I've either done only partial completion (sv) or I just didn't bother to complete the dex (fr and ss). I also want to point out that before getting sun I got every pokemon that was technically possible for me to obtain without trading meaning I got that 1% night rain sos encounter politoed in malie garden which took me literally days of grinding (I really loved the sos battle mechanic)
kirby triple deluxe - really big fan of this game. I have over 250 hours in it and it's definitely my favorite kirby game ever (return to dreamland being a close second, if only the hypernova sections were not forced this gap would be way bigger)
I'm not very sure of what I'd put in 5th place so I'll just put super mario 63 because it was fun and free and I liked to do a bunch of random challenge runs of it (it was either that or one of the mario and luigi rpgs, and I feel like sm63 being a game that I did a billion challenge runs in made it more influential, though if you count all the mario and luigi rpgs together then that overshadows sm63 purely because of how good each game is with the exception of superstar saga dx which was boring and paper jam which I liked because there were a lot of glitches)
not tagging anyone but you are free to add on your own thing :33

Minecraft, DDLC, Yandere Sim, FNAF, and Animal Jam đ«Ą
#hey! motherfucker! you didn't tag me!#probably because you already knew half of my answers but still#shaking and crying right now. how could you be so cruel to me
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hi shawna :D how are you? <3 i have arrived to stop by and say hello, hehe. iâm currently in my last class of the day as i send this đ€đœ i randomly stumbled onto that lil quiz you made about which fic or yourâs we are, and i got curious so i took it! i got âbefore sunriseâ :O very interesting! on a side note, the question i have this time is what is your favorite the boyz song?
+ if thereâs anything youâd like to ramble or talk about randomly, go ahead :D - with love, đ
I am doing better now than I was like two hours ago hahaha. Last class of the day... so lucky I hope you arenât too swamped with work after and are able to relaxxx!! oh the uquiz,,, ngl I forgot about that but thank you for reminding me, that quiz was so much fun to make and I love seeing all the responses. And before sunrise đ thats such a good result !! Iâm so happy you got that one
my favorite tbz songs (apart from the rtk stage songs) are all off Spotify now sadly and I use Spotify rip. But my faves... oh thatâs so hard maybe salty or shake you down or scar. but salty for sure is up ! there ! when it comes to their discography for me personally. how about you? favorite tbz song?
#asks#đ anon#so glad you asked me to ramble cause boy so I have plenty to talk about today#so this morning I woke up at 6:40 am for some reason and then when it was time for me to actually get out of bed it was so hard#but itâs fine I got past and got myself to class#and then during my second class I realize my laptop is not connecting to the internet at all#and so I troubleshoot the problem and oiut comes some error with my installed network adapter driver or whatever#and so then I head to google try to fix the problem#and I find something that seems helpful so I do as they say open up the command prompt thingy and do what they said to do#and like in the script at the end of each command it kept printing something about restarting the laptop to finish the command#and so I did except that it literally was restarting for over an hour and a half#so eventually I just gave up and force shut down my laptop and#literally wasted half my day with this#but Iâm okay now and more importantly my laptop is okay know thank god#big sighhhh#like I was such in a terrible mood but now that itâs all fixed I feel loads better
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my thoughts on seeing coldplay last night:
very fun, overall good vibes, good visuals, good setlist
opening act was good, have never listened to H.E.R. but i might try to listen to some of her stuff after the fact
disgustingly hot, have never sweat that much in my life, when the band came on stage for the first time they were drenched in sweat just the same as everyone else and the show hadnt even started. props to them for doing a whole 2 hour set in 100 degree heat
speaking of, the actual show didn't start until like 9:15 even though it was supposed to be 7, opening act came on at like 7:30 and was done by 8. so that's a whole dang hour of waiting for the actual show to start đ© maybe they were just waiting for it to be completely dark?? but it still sucked
the crowd did the wave a couple of times while we were waiting tho which is always a good time
higher power as the opening song was literally so cool? hearing the intro immediately gets the adrenaline going
chris messed up the words to adventure of a lifetime
enjoyed having the light up wristbands, haven't been to a show that had them before this and it was very fun and pretty
i liked having the bouncy ball/balloon things that was fun
the bikes and kinetic floor concept was cool, people were on the bikes all night which was surprising!! glad they're trying to make more sustainable entertainment
while the overall visuals were good, they did clocks dirty. easily the worst visuals of the night. such a banger and i didn't enjoy the performance of it đ¶
there were so many points throughout the show where me and one other lady were the only ones standing in our section like people only stood for the popular songs what the Heck
like genuinely no one knew any songs from the new album except my universe and half of it isnt even english
literally NO ONE knew people of the pride and its literally such a lit song??? the visuals for that one were amazingÂ
i kept bumping into the guy next to me (i tried not to, and kept saying sorry) but he eventually got fed up with me and made his wife stand next to me instead đ
someone asked to propose while the band was on the cstage and it was awkward but cute ig (chris politely told them to hurry up bc they were on a schedule)
chris dedicated sparks to a 9 year old girl in the audience at the cstage... why would you dedicate a sad song to someone like that bro đ
we got a special song that they wrote specifically for our tour date about the pirate ship in the stadium
chris kept going on about "tampa bay tuesday" which was funny đ like i bet he came up with that and thought it was hilarious even if no one else in the band did so he just kept saying it
they started sky full of stars but stopped after the first verse and asked us to put our phones away to enjoy the performance (also as a tribute to aviici) and then they restarted it so that was fun
they left the stage as if the show was over after sky full of stars but we knew it wasn't over so the crowd started doing the viva la vida bridge which was fun
during my universe the couple in front of me were being all cute with the video the guy was recording he kept holding her hand and took a video of their wristbands it was cute đ me and who
people started leaving before and during the finale song like why you gotta do that
overall very fun but also lowkey miserable because of the heat đ i am still recovering
10/10 would recommend seeing coldplay in concert if you havent it was amazing
#does anyone care to hear my thoughts ? maybe not#am i gonna say them anyway? yeah#coldplay#music of the spheres tour
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Work, work, work
Day 15: Cockwarming
Warnings/Other Kinks: Anxiety/Depression implications and mentions (Doppo is just like thattt), Doppo kinda snaps at the end, office sex/sex at work, dubcon (there's not explicit consent in this so I'm going to put it just in case but the reader and doppo are in a relationship and I meant for this situation to be consensual, but Doppo's anxiety in this situation made it seem kind of sus)
I have nothing but Hypmic on the brain. I love feral screaming Doppo. Would highly recommend listening to him belly scream here. :D I really do want the best for this boy tho. I love him so muchhhh.
Disclaimer: 18+ years and older to read. All characters in this work are 20 years or older. This is a fictional depiction of a relationship and is not meant to be mimicked in real life. I do not condone cockwaming your partner in their place of work irl.
It was always work, work, work with him. Well, work and rapping but Doppo hardly ever talked about his Matenro. It was always about his balding asshole of a boss, his terrible coworkers and work, work, work.
You knew he was a workaholic. You knew that when you fell in love with the guy. But geez. Time for him to learn that self care was a priority.
You had stormed to his office after having spent two hours - past the time he was supposed to get off - waiting for him at home. This overtime was bullshit. The man worked himself to the bone. And he didn't know how to say no. You worried about him! It was the reason why you marched right over to the cubicle. The place was deserted, all except for poor Doppo, sitting at his desk pinching the bridge of his nose and surrounded by paperwork.
"What the hell is all this?" You asked as you came up behind him and you almost felt bad watching as the man let out a shout, jumping out of his seat and scrambling like a frightened rabbit. A few of the papers he had on his desk got caught up in his whirlwind and dusted around the room - a fact you assumed Doppo would be disgruntled about later, but he looked far too nervous right now as he took labored breaths and let wide eyes take in your form.
"Wh-what are you doing here?"
".... You're being worked too hard if the sound of your girlfriend's voice is enough to panic you," you quipped back, ignoring his question for now as you bent over to try to help organize some of the scattered documents that had fallen to the floor. Let him have the time to bring his breathing back to normal. You were mainly pissed at his job for overworking him - not so much him. Didn't need to go give him a heart attack. "You're here late again. I was checking in on you." A pile of paperwork stacked against your chest, you moved over closer to him to set it down on the desk and took your time eyeing the assortment of work he had lying around. This couldn't all be his. Some of them must be pawning off their work, and Doppo just so happened to be the biggest doormat around. A sigh heaved from your lips, and you didn't miss the way Doppo shuddered. How could you? The man tensed up like he was being shot by lightening. "Looks like it was a good thing I did too. This work would have kept you here all night if someone didn't come to stop you."
"I'm sorry!" You weren't surprised but the volume of his apology made you jump and as he started to spew off more and more apologies, you quickly grabbed him by the tie and yanked him in, pressing a quick kiss to his lips. You weren't trying to invalidate his feelings by cutting him off, but there was no reason for him to be panicking like he was. And luckily, kisses from you always seemed to soothe him - at least as soothed as someone like Doppo could be.
"Baby," you purred gently, pulling your lips from his and watching the way his cheeks lit up with a dusting of pink. Always so stressed, this one. But the face he made after you kissed him made your heart flutter. Dumbfounded but he still managed to swoon in subtle ways - those aquamarine eyes zoomed in on you like you were treasure. The simple strokes you gave to his hair made him melt - the tension zapped out of his shoulders and he almost started to slump into you. "You don't have to say sorry. But it's time to go home now. No more work."
That cute daze in his expression only lasted a moment more before it was like all that anxious energy plowed right back into him. The word 'work' was enough to flip a switch with him. "That's not right! I have a whole ton of it!" His arm extended outward, waving at the stacks piled high. "I'm sorry but I have more work to do. I'll finish as soon as I can but - I gotta do this or my crazy boss will pile even more work on me! Or I'll lose my job or worse I-ll-"
"Doppo!" You cut him off and tried to calm him down. It worked to some extent but only enough to keep him from screaming or spiraling into one of his crazes. You didn't convince him to stop working though and eventually you had to settle for watching him drown himself in the work in front of him, trying to suppress your groans.
You loved the man. But really?
Playing the waiting game wasn't something you were interested in though. Which is why, after a bit of working, you somehow managed to not only weasel your way into his lap but you also got his cock out of his pants, stroking it just enough to get him riled up as you watched him try not to panic.
"You can't just do that-"
"I just did. Don't worry. The cameras can't see in here. It's fine," you coaxed, letting him stay nervous anyway as you pushed your panties to the side from underneath your skirt causing him to visibly gulp. But he wasn't pushing you off.
"I have to work," he declared, whispers on the verge of being shouts fell from his lips but cut off into a whimper as the head of his dick was suddenly being warmed up by the heat of your body as you slowly sank down onto him - taking him in inch by inch.Â
It wasn't until you were fully seated to the hilt, listening to his breath hitch that you gave a tiny huff. "Then work." And your body stilled. No movement other than the flutter and clench of your walls against your hung lover, letting your eyes watch his flustered face. He clearly didn't know what to say and you watched as his gaze flickered around like a chicken with its head cut off - to your face, to his paperwork, to where your bodies were joined and then anywhere but you. Good. Get him riled up. He was panicking but you could feel him twitch inside of you, like he was anticipating for you to move - waiting for it. But you kept your hips locked in place as you leaned in and rested your head on his shoulder. "Work, Doppo. Just giving you some motivation for when you finally get done." Your voice was much to kindly for someone who just pulled somebody's dick out in the middle of a public office. But it managed to keep him from tipping over his brink just yet. Poor thing always got so worked up. Your physical actions may not be helping that necessarily, but your voice always seemed to soothe him over, even if it was only a little at a time.Â
"H-how?" You listened to him practically squeak, shifting under you and instantly giving a whine at the slight push against your walls. How was he supposed to work when you were on him like this? How was he supposed to concentrate when you were constricting around him? When you were filling him with molten lava from the bottom up?
With feather light kisses, you trailed a line across his neck, trying to remain still on the cock that was stretching out your insides - forcing the urge to bounce on him like a pogo stick until you both lost even the capability to think of work. You would behave somewhat for now though. Doppo could get his work done. You could get some form of closeness in the meantime. Besides, maybe a good vise grip on him could speed up the process? Or make him say 'fuck it' altogether - hopefully, literally fuck it. "Just work, Doppo. Since it's so important. Ill wait," you cooed, almost as if you were being thoughtful. Too sweet for him to argue and you listened to him give a defeated groan of a sound before he tried to level out his breath and refocus.Â
Oh, but that was easier said than done. Doppo had restarted on the paperwork, working around you as your warm body nuzzled into his chest. He usually felt like he was suffocating at work but right now, it felt like your body was trying to strangle the life out of him from somewhere other than the neck. How were you so tight? How come velvety walls were squeezing down on him over and over again without either of you even moving? You were starting to leak out around him, a sticky mess starting to spill out onto his lap slowly - torturous. Maybe you were actually trying to be sweet. Maybe you were actively trying to mess with him. But either way, it was kicking up a bad habit within him. He would reach for another stack, shifting in the chair and causing the tiniest of mewling to escape from your lips. It was a blissful sigh here, a hitched breath there, a tiny hum into his chest and it was going to break him. He was supposed to be focusing but at this rate, he was going to start making mistakes on his work.
You were causing him to silently work himself up. Each climb of his emotions resulted in a string of jitters, and in return had your body clenching even tighter on him. How could you even feel like that? He choked, tugging at his tie to try and gasp for air. You were messing with him. You had to be. You must be mad he wouldn't leave. This was his retribution. To be strangled by your wet cunt over and over without reprieve- without any motion for relief. Well, fuck that. He may love you. But he worked far to hard day in and day out. Pent up didn't even begin to describe it. If you were going to try to rile him up like that, then he would give you riled up because he couldn't take it. Not a second longer. Not with that familiar primal darkness beginning to flare inside him.
His body rocked and you instinctively lifted your head from his chest to peer up at him, the first actual movement he had made since you had sat on him. "Are you okay?"
"O-okay?" He was stuttering his words but unlike his panic from before, this time he sounded angry. It wasn't a tone he took entirely too often. But you knew Doppo. You knew if his buttons were pressed enough, he would snap. He was tea kettle, getting hotter- "how do you except me to be okay-" and hotter "- when your purposely trying to make me-" until he screamed "-loose my fucking mind!?"
You only had enough time to widen your eyes before he flew out of his chair, taking you with him and slamming you onto his desk. The noise he made was positively feral - teetering between a growl and a scream - and without a warning, he was wrecking you, bludgeoning into you with a speed you hadn't even been aware he was capable of.Â
"D-D-Doppo!" You were trying to talk but the sudden thrusting was knocking out your capabilities to think. You had been stretched out and horny for a while now but at this pace you couldn't keep up. You were trying to grip at his shoulders for some type of stability. "H-hang on a sec-"
"Hang on?!" He sounded unhinged - a growl ringing in the back of his throat so different from his usual meek - if not panicked - composure. "I've been hanging on! I've been hanging on this whole time! You just had to be on me huh? When I'm at work!" Papers were tossing up into the air around you and you could hear the clatter of the cubicle as he knocked you into the desk over and over. Oh, you couldn't even keep your eyes opening with the way your senses seemed to overload. "All this work - all these damn excuses to pile it onto me - and then you still come in here and give me more work. Too needy? Need my to pound you senseless before I can finish my work? Then that's what I'll do. I'll take you over and over and over again until you're out for days!" He declared, his hands clamping down on your hips and you could already feel the bruises even as the head of his cock shifted up enough to find your sweet spot, leaving you wailing out. "Again and again and again!" He got louder and louder with his sounds, growls and grunts turning into wanton groans and gasps as he split you in two.Â
This would teach you not to mess with him at work. Or maybe it would teach you to mess with him more.
#doppo kannonzaka#hypmic smut#doppo x reader#kinktober#mc doppo#idk what to say about this one#i was actually gonna make it sweeter#but then listened to Doppo screaming and lost my mindddd#so i wanted to tease him#and press his buttons#whoops#aftercare for this one would be sooo good tho
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one thing thats good about restarting all my ps2 games on an emulator though is ive gotten significantly more good at all of them since when i played them first. like i got through the majority of dark cloud 2 over a very long time bc i was very bad at games as a kid and was stuck on the first emperor griffin boss battle for um. several years? then i beat the game a few years ago but couldnt get through the end credits bc my disc was borked (i actually beat the final boss like 5 times trying to get through the end credits so i could save and do zelmite mines) and ended up accidentally overwriting my save file so i got through the majority of the game with like, lame weapons that were not as good as my OP bullshit from 9 trillion years of laser-focused autistic elementary schooler level grinding. but now im going to play through the beginning a THIRD time and hopefully the fact that im 25 and good at rpgs now will offset the disadvantage of starting the game with jack shit.
also with dark cloud 1 i restarted it For The Second time last night. the first time i started i ended up stuck on the first duel in the game bc i was too little to be good at it and my dad couldnt do it for me. i didnt even have xiao it was so pathetic. i just ended up level grinding the first dungeon for like 80 years. when i was like 15 and my parents broke up though i was really messed up and took a week off school and during that week literally all i did was play dark cloud for like 12 hours a day or something stupid like that. i would get up and play dark cloud until i went to bed. so i beat like everything except the stupid final boss and ended up having this really OP slingshot on xiao (i mained her) (i miss my slingshot). the reason i didnt get past the final boss btw is that the mechanics are so unbelievably stupid? like you have to lock onto the hands this guy throws up, change the attribute of your weapon to whatever the hand is weak to, and then attack it, and theyre onscreen for all of about 2 frames, and also the camera in that game sucks shit. so it...idk i may have to cheat. i hated that boss. i gave up <3
#dark cloud is like#good for a certain measure of good#but the game design decisions about some of the bosses are like#just bad.#i beat dran last night and it was the worst. i remember why i hated that experience so much#you have to shoot him with xiao's slingshot to make him land and then switch to toan#and you can get ONE hit in#and then he gets up and flies off#the slingshot only does 1 damage#the constant character switching is really painful#i think the first time i did it the strategy i used was to stay on xiao and just like#hit him with the slingshot and then throw a bomb at him#which was way quicker but i couldnt do that bc i fucked up the georama#and put down old gaffer's store first#so he didnt sell bombs </3
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âatsumu, kuroo, tsukishima and bokuto playing acnh â
miya atsumu
â first he called the game dumb but he eventually gave in because everyone and their aunts were playing it and he didnât wanna be left out
â mf tries so hard for raymond at first
â he insists itâs just because he can sell him for a lot
â he really just wants raymond because he lowkey reminds him of osamu
â anyways this fool doesnât get raymond but ya know who he does get?
â pedro
â atsumu was âšdisgustedâš
â âa clown?! a fukn clown?! yer jokin me!â
â âaw donât cry he fits in so well on your island đčâ
â âsHUT YER TRAP đ đ đ â
â he hated pedro at first and for what?
â eventually he starts vibing with him though
â he decides that perhaps... pedro isnât a bad guy after all
â so atsumu develops a soft spot for him and begins to favour him over the rest of his mediocre villagers whose names he canât be bothered to remember
â ya know whose name he can remeber though?
â BELLA đĄđ đĄđ đĄđĄđ
â the name that sparks rage in him
â atsumu hits his villagers with his net shouting ânice cut g!â as a joke
â with bella heâs not joking đ
â he hits her repeatedly and grins maliciously when she gets angry eventually
â LOVES shoving her into pitfalls for absolutely no reason
â cusses her out under his breath
â writes hate mail to her only to get fustrated when she sends a nice reply about the flowers she saw the other day that reminded her of him
â honestly bella girl it ainât worth it, pack your bags and get outta there sis đ
â he wants her to get tf off his island because he doesnât like her but he also kinda wants her to stay because he loves annoying her and making her angry
â literally goes out of his way to buy the ugliest clothes for her to wear
â he also has all his villagers address him as âbig dick manâ
â pedro is special though đł
â pedro is the chosen one who gets to call him âtsumuâ
â JUST PEDRO đ€đŸđĄ
â literally thinks itâs the funniest thing when his villagers say âhey big dick man! the weather sure is great today isnât it!â
â you can hear his cackling from down the hall
â thinks itâs the peak of comedy
â oh and youâre not allowed to visit his island on a saturday
â saturdays are âfor the boysâ
â and by that he means heâs just going to buy a ton of matching clothes for him and pedro and talk to him all day until he eventually annoys pedro by accident to which he genuinely gets upset about
â he doesnât really bother with the fishing tourneys or bug offs
â does catch a few though just to make sure he beats bella earns nook miles
â pretty average island, not too much effort put into it yet
â atsumu prefers channeling his energy and game time into bullying bella interacting with his villagers
kuroo tetsurĆ
â bangs. it. tf. out.
â literally acts like he doesnât care about the game but has 395+ hours game time
â uses the excuse itâs to play with kenma but kuroo actually got into it before kenma had the chance to look at it properly
â fishing tourney KING
â has multiple gold trophyâs and built a whole extension just to show them off
â also treats all his villagers equally
â he was a bit picky and only wanted cats and dogs on his island though
â if youâre anything but a cat or a dog, iâm sorry but kuroo will timeskip you tf off of his island
â has a soft spot for lucky but doesnât admit it
â he likes to come across as a âfair dictator of the islandâ
â just admit luckys your fav and go oh my god
â his house is really nice too
â pretty much paid off all his debt and is financially responsible đŒ
â he will send you money over a few times a week because he claims heâs a good boyfie virtually and realistically
â LOVES opening the letters from âmomâ
â itâs a small detail in the game but it brings kuroo comfort when he opens the letters and sometimes receives gifts from his virtual âmomâ đ„ș
â keeps all the letters from her because thatâs what he would do if his real mom ever wrote to him
â heâs a shameless timeskipper
â âtetsu?? where tf did you get all this the games only been out a week??â
â âđđ idk what youâre talking about babyâ
â the thing that annoys him the most are the fossils
â HATES the stupid little marks in the ground that appear every day
â also HATES talking to blathers
â âspit it out already! i have places to be and villagers to see!â
â completely ignores blathersâ real name and refers to him as âbokutoâ
â because heâs an owl duh
â and bokuto also talks a lot
â you thought it was a cute friendship thing at first but took it back when you heard him muttering under his breath
â âoh my god just analyse the fossils already you himbo bird!â
â âdid you just call blathers a himbo? đłâ
â â...no? đłđâ
â all in all, kurooâs pretty good at the game
â you like visiting his island because he has a ton of extra stuff he just gives you
â âi never want to hear you call me a bad boyfriend again đâ
â âokay fine...but oNLY if you give me an ironwood dresser đâ
tsukishima kei
â another one who bangs it out
â doesnât really care when you point it out though
â âyouâre just jealous your islands a dumping ground compared to mine đ„±â
â âk-kei đâ
â also sprints near where youâre fishing to scare the fish off and be spiteful đ
â little shit KNOWS you only need oranges to complete all the fruits on your island
â he also knows youâre out of nook miles tickets
â âaw thatâs a shame, maybe if you were a bit better at the game youâd find them quicker but good luck! đâ
â oranges are his native fruit đđđ
â eventually he gives you them because youâre relentless and his patience runs thin after a while
â good at the bug offs
â pretty good at scorpion/tarantula hunting too
â convinced spike is in love with him after the amount of scorpions and tarantulas heâs donated to him
â his fossil exhibition in the museum is completed already
â when blathers tells him the facts about the dinosaurs he just rolls his eyes
â âi knew that already you stupid bird đâ
â whyâs everyone bullying blathers damn đż
â now, he likes henry
â one of the few villagers he doesnât bully
â tsukki doesnt particularly care for majority of his villagers
â henry has a special place in his heart though
â maybe itâs because henry isnât overly perky or he isnât rude like the cranky villagers which tsukishima doesnât like
â henry is just??? so??? nice????
â he canât hate him
â all his villagers have catchphrases that are dumb af
â tsukki thought he was being clever when he made them but he just looks mean when other people talk to his villagers
â âgood morning i am useless! i love your outfit!â
â henry gets to call him tsukki though
â only because he figured out that henry reminds him of yamaguchi
â thatâs the only reason henryâs the exception to his bullying
â i feel like tsukki has a pretty nice house too
â he makes a lot of bells from selling scorpions and tarantulas and spare fossils heâs dug up
â doesnât really care about the size but has very detailed rooms
â like all the furniture in his rooms follow a scheme
â mf never opens his mailbox
â doesnât care for what the other âpeasants have to say for themselvesâ
â terraforming isnât really his thing tbh
â doesnât like how slow the process and be and kinda likes the natural flat land
â he likes laying down paths though
â cusses villagers out when they get in the way though
â full on shoves them and will keep shoving them until they get annoyed just because theyâve annoyed him
â tsukki doesnt put as much time into the game as kuroo but his island is still pretty good and aesthetically pleasing
â he just wonât help you make yours look like that đ
bokuto koutarĆ
â weeds. everywhere.
â get so confused when heâs told he has to pick them all
â âreally? why canât i just let them grow though i kinda like them đ€©â
â mf âšstrugglesâš at the first stages
â ây/n, you know i love you, please give me 30 iron nuggets đ„șđđđâ
â ofc you give them to him because youâre well ahead in the game and donât need them as much as he does
â praises you like royalty but then heâs back to begging for materials from you đ
â doesnât pay his debts
â youâre gonna have to help him out here
â doesnât like the idea of having to constantly pay them off
â like?? he doesnât want a bigger house so why is this damn raccoon always bothering him to upgrade like leave him and his 2 room house alone đ
â has a the same camp bed and lamp from when he first moved out the tent đ
â insists he doesnât need another one because the furniture all functions the same
â he has a point tbf but his house just isnât aesthetically pleasing
â he also hoards stuff
â common butterfly? yeah bokuto has 37 sitting in his storage
â doesnât like letting the bugs go because he âcaught them fair and squareâ
â you show him how to pay his debts back and then he dedicates a whole room to his stupid bugs đ
â loves blathers and celeste just because theyâre owls
â doesnât care about what theyâre wittering on about he loves interacting with them just because theyâre the only owls in the game đ
â his favourite villager is kid cat
â literally follows him around and sprints circles around him
â l o v e s the chaos outside the town hall
â 2 of his villagers are singing, 3 are running around and 1 is just watching like đ§đ»ââïž
â HYPES his singing villagers tf up
â âyeah get it bianca! turn it up!!! đ„łđ„łâ
â has to match his villagers clothes at least once a week
â also makes them all refer to him as âthe best aceâ
â it boosts his ego a little more each time they say it
â bokuto actually got raymond out of luck but had no idea who tf he was and just how popular he was
â lets that mf go without advertising that raymondâs in boxes
â atsumu screeches when he finds this out eventually
â bokuto doesnât care what his villagers look like everyoneâs welcome
â bella should move to bokutoâs island and move from atsumuâs because bokuto will accept her with open arms rather than a net to the head everytime he sees her đż
â ALWAYS remembers birthdays for his villagers
â and always shows up to their birthday parties insisting heâs the life of the party and theyâd be bored without him đč
â which is true to a certain degree cause the party only really starts when the player arrives
â bokuto is actually okay at terraforming
â quickly changes his mind after an hour of building and digging and restarts it all over again
â he can make his island look pretty good
â theres just weeds and buried fossils everywhere though đđ
â also forgets his turnips go bad
â literally the least financially responsible out of them all
â itâs okay though because you help him and he eventually gets the hang of it
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