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I hope jakey becomes jacklyn

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I hope jakey becomes jacklyn

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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Downs a cheese wedge shaped perfectly like your ex wife and jerry tom and jerrys it so I form the same exact outline

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Kindergarten-level math research papers:

Field: Combinatorial Number Theory

Journal: Communications in Addition and Subtraction

Title: A Lower Bound on the Largest Natural number

Abbreviated Abstract: We prove a lower bound on the largest number. The proof proceeds in two steps: we begin with 1, and proceed by induction as until we lose count. We then add that number to itself. The main advance in the first step is to get a big number, and the second step notably avoids using multiplication (they don't teach that until 3rd grade).

Field: Topological Geometry

Journal: Advances in Nonlines

Title: The Four-Color Scribbles

Abbreviated Abstract: In this work we show a zoo of examples of nonlines (curves) with the unique property that they are either red, blue, orange, or purple, or some combination therein. The key idea is to use less colors rather than more, creating a clear and easy to follow proof. This provides a clear basis for simplifications to further work, such as scribbling with 5 colors.

Field: Playground Analysis

Journal: Slide Dynamics

Title: Sufficient Conditions to Yell Weeeeeee on Spiral Slides

Abbreviated Abstract: We identify sufficient conditions for a slide to cause joy. We identify a notion of a "fun slide," and prove that fun slides are a sufficient condition to make someone go Weeeee on a slide. We then verify a spiral slide is a fun slide, and provide numerous examples and non-examples (notably, a ramp is really not fun to slide down).

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My flatmate bought some giant carabiners to attach stuff to her wheelchair and when they arrived I said "cool, maybe you'll attract the attention of a giant lesbian" and she didn't understand (I am conveying this interaction to you so the joke doesn't go to waste)

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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princess smeefy just authorized the execution of 12 political dissenters

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there was a kid in my middle school called art slurpy

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anyone else have hungry & starving anons. or am i unique in this way

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Chilling out

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out for a jog

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