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This fit is so good

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hmm. the tale you're telling me is not unlike the legend of the penis,

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writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

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ughh

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maidgirl who cums all over th *i am swept away into a dustpan by a visibly annoyed maidgirl*

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it is genuinely kind of scary how entrenched fascist rhetoric is in gaming subcultures. like totally normie liberal gamers will describe, like, video game strategies as "degenerate" constantly

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every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”

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your mama is so stupid she was kicked out of the hallmark aisle for counting cards

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seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

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*foxgirls you* foxgirl fridayy!

yippee!

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*running up to you at the playground* do you want to play 12 angry men with me

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lowkey i kinda want music to violate me

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hey - was there always four walls? i always thought there were only three?

me, age 1, learning object permanence and applying it to the walls of my bedroom

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someone is playing clash royale in the shower. k am scared.

why are they doing that when they could be looking up more beautiful things such as "diy hrt" and "girls kissing"

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noam chomsky is the most edible name. like num num num im gonna chomp u !!

this is so true. let's eat him

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as above (mental illness) so below (physical illness)

I'm going to kill god for subjecting you to this