#and she was roasting him all the time
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maddie babygirl i love u
#priya watches 911#legit she comes back suddenly into bucks life moves into his absent girlfriends house traumadumps and then roasts the living fuck out of him#truly the most character of all time#.
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“I’ve never claimed to speak for women or women’s experiences, but I just don’t understand how they could’ve found Bundy attractive.”
- AlCal, Momento Con 2023
#remembering all of it in bits and pieces from the adrenaline wearing off#he is so fucking funnyyyu oh my god you guys underrate him so much in this fandom I stg#cal.txt#momentocon#alex calvert#spn conventions#god I just . aaerffghffhhffhgf I love him so much it’s unbearable and horrific at times#thinking about when me and my friends were having a babygirl roast session and she called him a male feminist ..#he is Not beating that allegation with this quote 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I once went to one of their inbox to tell them to please stop tagging elucien if their posts is just about bashing elriel and they basically told me to f*ck off and they can "do what they want" or whatever. I swear, these are the same little sh*ts that would complain about Elriels tagging elucien.
It's the fact that it's always the same 5 people that have literally no hobbies but complain about Elriels. They're lurking in the gwynriel tag too. They're covering the sweet content we're looking for with their bullshit posts.
"Look what these Elriels say-" NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK CAUSE I DON'T CARE! WHY ARE YOU STALKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???
I don't want to see the hurtful stuff they say about Lucien and Elucien, nor do I care about their theories and Interpretation. I blocked the elriel tag and some elriels so that I won't have to see their posts. Heck, I'm avoiding acotar content on Tik tok and Twitter just so I won't see anything elriel and anti elucien related. If I wanted to see anti elriel content, I'd go to the anti elriel tag. It's that simple.
The thing is, I also tried to be more open to the Elriel ship. I'm very confident in Elucien, but should Elriel be endgame then I want to be okay with it. However, these little shits that constantly shove statements from toxic elriels to my face make it very difficult for me. It brings me back to "Elriels are so toxic" thoughts.
Sry for the long rant. It just angers me.
Babe, I once told people to stop taking the bait and they told me to get off my high horse so I feel you on that. Is it getting on a high horse to say that not everything on the internet is made in good faith and by answering obvious trolls...you give them the fight they want? Wow you sure showed them.
But at its core, LB said it best. It's not a bipartisan system and you actually can't tell anything about a person based on the ship they like. If some folks had any self awareness they'd realize they are literally no better than the people they claim to hate and for every one person hyping them up, 8 others feel discouraged and burned out from all the negativity. A fandom can't sustain itself on pure spite- you need people who passionately love the series enough to draw art, write fic, create headcanons etc etc, and to that end you have to let go of the utter boring obsession with what is and is not canon.
I took screenshots of that post, and one person said "the author wrote it that way for a reason???" and to that I'd say, she wrote enough to make elriel a very popular ship, too. Are we picking and choosing? Are we saying you're not allowed to ship something if it isn't canon? No more Neris, no Rhysta, no Casslain, no Azris? And who gets to decide what is and is not canon? Someone on that post was discussing what "true" eluciens are, which excludes me along with a vast swath of other people.
I didn't elect any of these people to decide what I was allowed to write about or commission art for- Like the cherry picking so people can be faux outraged and then take screenshots of one of the most popular artists in the fandom, with a VERY distinct style to create a victim narrative that allows them to feel good about bullying is just overdone and boring at this point.
Anyway, I'll always advocate for blocking people and creating spaces that feel good. And I'll continue saying that if you hate something that much, you should stop engaging with it. No one is ever going to change my mind about elucien, I'm confident in my choices and even if SJM doesn't go that direction, I'll still be writing elucien like idgaf. The constant looking each other up to talk shit reeks of insecurity and boredom. Couldn't be me.
#also ill put this in the tags but LUCIEN IS AN ASSHOLE#OH MY GOD HE SPENDS ALL OF BOOK ONE ROASTING FEYRE#YOU THINK HES NOT GONNA HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO ELAIN WHEN SHE PUSHES TOO MANY BUTTONS GIVE ME A BREAKooo#OooOOOoooOOooh lucien is a pure gentleman he'd never- HE WOULD OH MY GOD#yall want “sassy” lucien back until its time to admit that he can be a dick#what did he love about jesminda- SHE GAVE HIM SHIT BACK#anyway anon im sorry you got the same treatment- you can always stick with me if you want
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Ok before I go for the night my partner told me about a valentine's day issue of the ppg comics and
GODDDD 😭😭💖💖💖 I'M FUCKING!!!
#jane journals#self insert talk#🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬#HROUGGGHHHH ITS SO CUTE WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WANTING A MOM 🥺💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘#HOLD ON GIRLS IM COMING#but also them ROASTING his ass 😂😂 i love it so much utonium honestly is sort of a 👉👈 type aint he#but seriously once they get over the whole alien thing theyd be soooo supportive and try to wingman him#like theyre all 'so when is she gonna become our mommy??' 🥺🥺💖💖#and he chokes on his coffee or smth but internally hes thinking about it too ����🤭#just when are they gonna get hitched?? cause they definitely definitely do!!#in fact i was thinking about proposals but hehe thats for another time#i am just Thinking About This
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i need to get less ashamed of talking about my interests on my 0 follower tumblr blog because if i don't point out that despite having one of the most interesting concepts ever presented in a genshin event, shadows amidst snowstorms was not actually well written, and was in fact pretty Poorly written, then who else will. Who else will.
#seashell resonance#Anyway amber hasn't shown up in any content since 1.0 where she wasn't optional or thrown out entirely in favor of standing as an#advertisement for euIa. case in point in the scene in shadows amidst snowstorms where you're waiting outside the cave for albedo the last#person joel was left with was amber. when euIa confronts albedo about the fake trying to lead joel away...there's no mention ever of the#fact that amber...was With Joel. Amber who is an Outrider trained to Notice Danger. Either left joel with fakebedo without noticing anythin#or the actual explanation: hoyo didn't care enough to write her because. well. Amber Bad#the next time we see her is when she shows up with bennett#amber used to have a lot of fire to her and this sort of unique not quite cockiness but like. easy way to tell she used to be the difficult#kid we hear about in her character stories and teapot dialogue#she serves no purpose in shadows amidst snowstorms#an event that easily could've capitalized on the Horror aspect of being trapped with a doppelganger of one of your coworkers and shown off#ALL the characters (because get this. You can make people wanna spend on characters who aren't meta by making them Like Them.)#but amber? no value in any event she's ever been in. she talks about good hunter and sticky honey roast. she gets flustered. euIa pays for#her meal. Remember how she was in Almost All of razor's story quest and then when they needed a knight to give him a gift in weinlessefest#they chose...SUCROSE AND NOELLE?#remember how collei has had more on screen interactions with fucking euIa and sucrose than AMBER#how amber and collei's reunion was what people wanted to see and instead it happens off screen and amber simply isn't relevant during#windblume? how amber didn't get a skin with lisa and kaeya? how amber has no appearance in kaeya's hangout event despite their dynamic in#the webtoon and her being suspicious of him presenting so much room to work with?#her tcg dialogue has a meta joke in it. Because amber bad and amber doesn't exist outside of euIa and connecting collei to euIa#and i could go on. about the writing for cyno. about collei. about the way they write kokomi or any genius character. about albedo even.#about all my Other gripes with euIa because they go to about every single aspect of her character except her Basic personality#which is to say the personality we see in most of her voicelines. she could've literally been a saving grace for the cast if she weren't on#of the like top 3 worst written characters#i could talk about like almost any character's decay but that's not the point. Not the point. Nobody look atme.#i tried to replace the L in euIa's name with a capital i to make this post not show up in front of her enjoyers somehow but if it does#sorry about that! no problems with you it's hoyoverse who has my ire#i have so much more to say even just about amber specifically since she is. Unfortunately my fav and unfortunately almost the only characte#i care about whenever my enjoyment of genshin even Slightly wanes#but nobody will ever see it because that essay i write in my head seven times a day is for Me. I'll die before i crack open google docs
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I relate to Sonic cause I too was thought to be mute for years but when I started talking, proceeded to not shut the fuck up and make it everyone's problem.
#sonic the hedgehog#I was too young to remember this but I started talking late#after multiple doctors visits they finally figured out it wasn't that I couldn't talk#but because I just let my older sister do all the talking for me so I just didn't#my first real sentence was me snitching on my sister for hitting me with a broom tho#she was just as surprised as everyone I could talk lol#I like to image that Eggman had the same reaction of “WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU TALK!!!!” the first time Sonic roasted him in battle
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Driving to work and I witnessed the car in front of me just randomly decide to run the red light we were stopped at. I was like damn that’s crazy. Then I watched them turn into my works parking lot. Then the light turned green and I pulled in just in time to see one of my favorite attorneys getting out of the car and power walking off. I really hate attorneys every bad stereotype is true they’re menaces sksbsjsjdb
#one time I was in the car with a different attorney and I was giving him directions and I was like#‘hey I don’t think you’re allowed to turn left up here’#and without hesitation he just goes ‘I disagree’ and turns left#animals. all of them.#anyway I can’t wait to tell her I saw her run a red light I just know she was running late for a depo or something but I must roast her#for her own safety#personal
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Idk why I'm thinking ab this today but you know what really fucking bothers me? When people foster dogs and give them table food. Maybe their new owners don't want them wating table food? Maybe they don't want their dog to beg for food?
You're just being a dick bc "ohh but he likes it!!" But that's not your dog... Like sure maybe their new home won't mind that and will think it's cute but to me that feels like giving a toddler pepsi every day bc "they like it!" And then being shocked that their prospective new family DON'T want them drinking pepsi (at least as a child).
You're just loading them up on this dopamine rewarding habit and then they're not gonna understand why their new family DON'T let them have the yummy food when the LAST person did! Oh I must have to beg MORE.
And you're like pre-loading them with bad behavior 😑 I just I dont get it
#marquilla#idk i think what brought this up was bc DogCousin had said yesterday she ordered a burger and tacos and my mom was like wow thats a lot#and she goes 'well half is for the dogs.' like mind you she is always fostering at least 2 dogs at a time. and has 3 overweight chihuahuas#every fucking meal she gives them half. it's so fucking gross to me... like yeah we give the cats table food SOMETIMES but it's usually only#chicken/Turkey in small bits at holidays or tiny bits of ham. we used to give our one cat small bits of bread when we made stuffing#but they were never rewarded for begging they always had to WAIT. and like everything was always non-harmful to cats#she'll give them shit made with onions and garlic but oh it's fine!! its such a tiny amount!!#and when we got our last dog when we went to pick him up his Foster was giving him like a whole roast beef sandwich!#bitch!!! i dont want him eating that shit?? now he's gonna fucking beg! and he was a husky and my God did he beg it was insane#idk i mean if you wanna kill your own dogs faster by feeding them people food all the time i cant make you stop#but for the love of fucking god stop giving foster dogs/dogs that arent yours people food unless the owners say its fine!!
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Accidentally stumbled onto the dark side of Tumblr again, DEAR GRACE SOME FOLKS NEED INTENSE THERAPY, or need to stop doing drugs, maybe both, my eyes, my poor, poor eyes, I need a holy water and bleach combo
Also I should watch gravity falls again
#I also stumbled upon the extremely delulu side by accident#no idea if its ragebait or what but someone was just like EXTREMELY AGAINST ALASTOR IN ANY SHIP#which is valid you have your own opinion I respect that BUT THEY LITERALLY SAID ITS BECAUSE ALASTOR HIMSELF TOLD THEM?#Alastor is a fictional character and HE BETTER STAY THAT WAY#reminded me of those creepypasta kids who would pretend that Slenderman was real and be edgy#I was friends with one of those#they were... not the healthiest friendship like I'm not super traumatized by them but they definitely left a mark#took me like two years to not jump at the mention of their name#it's like 5 am for me rn I gotta get up in a couple to babysit children which is fitting because todays fic is a daycare au fic thats very#wholesome and I'm having fun writing it IT HEALS THE SCARS#i want corn bread again#my mom makes this really good cheddar cheese cornbread and it's tasty#she also makes like this honey one which is just corn bread with honey drizzled on it and popped into the air fryer#I'm also lowkey craving this casserole I made once with corn bread#I forgot what it's called but it had ground beef+ taco seasoning mixed with like vegetables and a TON of cheese and#it's just so TASTY i love it#like my all time favorite casserole#speaking of casseroles i can't wait for thanksgiving to roll around#I'm allergic to rice but theres this cheese rice and broccoli casserole that gets made#I sometimes sneak a bite#I'm not like deathly allergic I just break out in hives like with tomatoes#OO PLUS THANKSGIVIN' TURKEY my dad makes like a GREAT gravy to go with it#I look forward to it every year#and I'm from the south so we also have sweet potatoes mashed potatoes with marshmallows and cinnamon roasted on the top#and depending if my moms side is visiting we GET PUERTO RICAN FOOD#my mom makes the best food ever#i remember I had macaroons and me and moony were sneakily eating them in the kitchen because they were just for us#and my younger cousin walked in like “Ph macaroons! i want one” and I#without missing a beat just told him “Sure but their pumpkin spice flavored” and he left#it wasn't pumpkin spice it was mango I jsut didn't want to share with him Because the macarons were a reward I need to sleep now goodbye
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Me: When I was your age, kids would already be traveling the world training to be pokemon masters
The kid: When you were my age, Abraham Lincoln was still President
#this cracked me up so bad lmao#i'd say why is he like this but him and his mom just roast each other for fun...and then they both get me#she was the instigator in all of this btw cause she told him it was time to move out and get a job#kid posting#mike rambles
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seen a lot of people talk about astarion/karlach friendship which i love but WHERE is the love for astarion/shadowheart friendship???
#their party banter is like they joke around they gossip they playfully roast each other from time to time#but shadowheart sees through all his facades and genuinely understands him and cares about him and wants him to be happy#apparently if you're already dating shadowheart and want to start dating astarion and ask her if she wants to be poly she turns you down#only because she knows he wouldn't actually be okay with it even if he agreed to it & she wants him to be happy and doesn't want to hurt hi#also he tries to downplay it but he has a line that suggests he was genuinely worried about her during the whole thing in the shadowfell#they're also the only two 100% permanent members of my party so they've been through Everything together#augh#they care about each other and i love them both sososo much#bg3
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Echo being the sweetest Cinnamon Roll to ever cinnamon roll: a collection
(Change your sleeping spot, Oz! Echo is recommending this course of action)
(she is Not Little Echo 😣 she is not impressed)
(A glimpse from Little Echo's secret diary)
(a low quality Echo)
(a high quality Echo)
(a high quality Echo low quality chibi)
Echo complaining about her 'Master' to 'Mister Jouta'
(Echo and Break should def start a Bash Vincent Nightray Club and bring Emily and Jouta along)
#pandora hearts#may-reads-ph#echo#retrace xi#retrace xxxiii#good she got to vent it all out#i can't understand why he wants me to sit on his lap all the time/ *shudder*#vincent is a creep jeez#the more i see vincent the more i hate him#echo is literally a baby#and somehow vincent feels like abusing this absolute cinnamon roll 🙄#he loves abusing creatures weaker than him is it?#oh back to echo tho she is so adept at roasting the Roast King Oz#lolol#Gil should have been there at each of their meetings#she says things like matter-of-fact and they end up a dig to oz lmao#i kinda ship them oz and echo they are cute together#he even gave her that hairpin even if he didn't know the implication of the lore#but echo Blushed!!#this girl who was made to suppress her feelings so much that she acted like a robot and didn't know whether she counted as a human#blushed!!#Oz makes everyone around him feel good hope he soon adopts the same advice to himself as well#he is improving now from that All is Fine mentality which is a good sign
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On the topic of Shigaraki whilst talking to my buddy
#jane journals#not self ship#ajfkgkgk I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME#we were talking about how hes easy to roast and its true#my s/i wouldnt be very intimidated by him. least before he uses his scary power#but just in personality?? or if he was incapacitated shes like BOI IM SURPRISED THE SUNLIGHT ISNT BURNING U#whens the last time u TOUCHED GRASS#SOAP AND WATER BITCH HAVE U HEARD OF IT#HOW ABOUT LOTION??#anyways#i had buddies back in the day who shipped with him and i mean no disrespect#all the love! 😂😂
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i have absolutely nothing to back this up with but a few of my weird unfounded anakin headcanons are that 1) he’s dyslexic, but it takes the order a while to figure that out and 2) he enjoys clubbing and likes to go dance for a few hours when he can’t sleep at night, but he doesn’t like to drink or use drugs when he’s out
#teddy talks#anakin#idk it just feels right yknow#i’m sad that none of these hcs really have a chance to shine in my fic#also as a result of being dyslexic he gets really into audiobooks later in life and ahsoka roasts him for being a geek#also also i know a lot of people hc him as an amazing cook but i actually think he’d be pretty mediocre at it#maybe he has a few things he really enjoys making but food is a means to an end mostly#he finds out he likes clubbing bc aayla secura takes him obviously#the first time they leave the temple he’s all grumpy cus she’s smeared glitter on his face#but after that he takes it voluntarily and tries not to seem too thrilled about it all
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💯 as well :))
Logically, she was aware that she should not have been eavesdropping on her husband’s private conversation with his friend. Emotionally, she was deeply disturbed by the fact that she found herself caring about the opinion of a man like Cesare Montalbano.
#okay so I haven't read the books in years so idk what arianna's relationship with cesare is or if they even interacted at all#so I decided that she just roasts him from time to time that feels right
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big fan of harrows take on my moms applesauce recipe
#is glass applesauce a common joke or is it a family inside joke? my mom said she doesnt remember where she got it from#anyway someone should tell harrow about glass applesauce shed love it#it would really complement her soup i think#also boooooooooo john fucked it up#shouldve let her kill him#however#ortus (g1deon?) giving her that quick salute with his cigarette was cool#i have a feeling its the sword not harrow......#it has to do with gideons mom doesnt it?#also the sleeper is totally gideon right? right??#the body is anastasia.. i think the notes in canaan house are too?#i just got to “i will remember the first time you kissed me” and HOLY SHIT#“because i have only once met someone so willing to burn for what they believed in#and i loved him on sight“#“but when i am in heaven i will remember your mouth#and when you roast down in hell i think you will remember mine“#it has to be anastasia right? but who are they addressed to...#also something about the cadence of the notes reminds me of petscop lol#“i kissed you and later i would kiss him too ... and all three of us lived to regret it” sounds like some of rainers notes lol#tlt liveblogging
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