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change-the-rules · 6 months ago

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I've apparently become the kind of person that just carries a can of wd-40 in my backpack to spray the shit out of any screechy door hinges that annoy me

#my mom realized she lost me in the hallway of my baba's building #and when she turned around i was sparying the stairwell door hinges #and she was like wtf #and where did you get that

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batcavescolony · 8 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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cometblaster2070 · 1 month ago

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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

#wicked #wicked 2024 #shitpost #my hand slipped oh no #madame morrible #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #gelphie #imagine being her for a second yk #like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her #asks her to include glinda in their classes #and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant #and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing #and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything #and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am #i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE #can't deal with these damn lesbians again #i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out #also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted #BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE #LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN #WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???

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oyabun-draws · 26 days ago

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my lesbian werewolf oc >>>>>

#oc tag #maru #werewolf #lesbian #queer #blood tw #tw blood #original character #my art #mine #the story line here is that chand (the human) was going to be messed with and maru (the wolf)#was on the brink of tranforming bc of the full moon and happened upon chand and freaked out and mauled the guy #but is still trying not to fully turn #and chand is like wtf just happened but also maru just helped me so im not going to run away #this scene has just been rattling in my brain and this took me like forever to complete bc of all the details #but shes finally finished

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juliangelart · 5 months ago

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"I've been searching, all of my life,

Finally I've found my north star."

#my art #splatoon #pearl houzuki #marina ida #splatoon 2 #pearlina #grand fest splatoon #grand festival #off the hook #three wishes #splatoon 3 #ive listened to this song like 50 time by now it had no right to be this GOOD #also this part in specific has been in my head for a while i had to draw #she's her north star :( wtf #babies #wives #also baby rina and punk pearl are my life my everything

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khaoala · 6 months ago

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❝You said if I graduated as a doctor, I could ask you for anything, and you'd give it to me. (...) I know now what I want. (...) I want you.❞

SONYA SARANPHAT as PLENG SADABPIN and LOOKMHEE PUNYAPAT as WAN WANWIYA episode 1 of AFFAIR

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goldenstorm0 · 3 months ago

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I want Yuri and Loid to team up because Yor gets a ticket. And they break into the police department to destroy the paperwork and essentially erase it from existence. Because how dare anyone try to give Yor a fine

#spy x family #yor forger #yuri briar #loid forger #yuri is going cause technically SSS doesnt cover this stuff and he is Not Allowed to threaten local police #loid going cause something something for the mission Also that is his Wife how dare you shes now stressed wtf #i may or may not be drawing this #plot twist yor wasnt like driving or anything she just runs way too fast

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #they r just BABIES #these 3 r the fiends of the playground . they make me SICK #thinks abt yuuji with his scuffed knees n the socks/crocs combo covered in dirt n mud still beaming at megumi with the force of 1000 suns #thinks about nobara making the two of them push her on the swingset :((((((#thinks about them climbing trees collecting cool rocks looking fr bugs being KIDS #i want to die actually. i shouldnt have drawn this #in other news! hina put yuuji in something Other than a plain white t shirt challenge clear!#u cant see all of it but th shirt says explore #N NOBARAS OUTFIT IS SO CUTE tbh i lowkey . want.#coordinated her bracelet n hairclip bc she Would. best dressed 8 year old #omg but speaking of best dressed 8 year olds #looking through kids fashion on pinterest fr ref and . WHO is dressing these kids children r not meant to look that put together #where r the obnoxious layers where r the clashing colours wtf is up with all this beige n cashmere n collars #i do not like this world we live in where toddlers can look more expensive than me #put those preschoolers in bright purple and orange as god intended >:(#anyway enjoy pls anon im miserable thinking abt the childhood none of them got to have <3

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bookalicent · 5 months ago

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yeah so this was insane

#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov #and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm #everyone’s like wtf except for percy #and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid #and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like #‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all #which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt #and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt #and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it #so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way #that’s gotta mean a lot to percy #also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability #allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about #feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame #and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL #and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him #like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it #also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer #jason grace #percy jackson #pjo #ashla.txt

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thatcatangelwriter · 6 months ago

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i was on annabeth's wiki and saw this under abilities and its just insane ? she pretty much has the audidtive version of a photographic memory. But also I feel like this is the sort of ability that could drive you insane ? May I remind you that annabeth ran away from her abusive family btw and not only that just imagine her hearing things said at the heat of the moment that people don't mean and just remembering it forever ? I-

#angel speaks #pjo tv #pjo series #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #hoo #trials of apollo #toa #riordanverse #like wtf the things she must have heard as a kid....#pjo

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gatoburr0 · 7 months ago

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Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

#art #fanart #my art #original art #another AU guys #holy shit the amount of time this took #not even effort just time #Splatoon au #Splatoon samurai au #work in progress #because I’m not sure yet about this au or wtf am I gonna do with it #mmmmmsfnsdjngw women with tattoos #OH this was originally a yakuza au. yk the mafia #but Idk how to include Frye and big man and the others in that so eeehhh ❌❌❌❌#shiver Splatoon #Splatoon shiver #shiver hohojiro #Splatoon fanart #Splatoon fan art #Splatoon art #Splatoon shiver fanart #shiver fanart #no this is definitely not inspired by blue eye samurai nonononononono who said that #she’s so zesty tho #and a cold killer. GOD I love women have I mentioned that before #by the way the Sarashi is down there because if it was higher we wouldn’t be able to see the tattoos and especially the oni head #oni heads are the best bro Onis are the best I love Onis sm like ohhh #yokai jskdbvjdwbjifwdbojsdf I love LOVE JAPANESE FOLKLORE AND UH YEAH MYTHOLOGY WHATEVER #help #wake up sweetie seryo got bored again

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thereweredragonshere · 6 months ago

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Astrid should have had a more realistic build. Fight me. FIGHT ME.

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rhupi · 5 months ago

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Team minato but rin and obito swap roles

Besties SWAP AU

Edit: forgor to add this

#rin nohara #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #obito x kakashi #obkk #team minato #So like basically this au goes off like #when rin and obito were younger #theu like teached eachtoher jutsu #like how rin teaches obito medic ninjustu then vice versa #they soon like get interested in each other's field and decided #“hey wanna swap our roles?”#“hell yeah”#and then boom besties swap au #kakashi is just ????#since he hadn't really been keeping and touch #and is just like #wtf??#oh and Kushina is more involved in this au #trains both obito and rin cuz she like how they defying the shinobi norms or conformity smthin #first time seeing an uchiha as a medic!#obito:haha yeah fugaka looked like he was about to rip my balls of or something about not “following the uchiha tradition”#like cmon yknow how benefcial it'd be those with doujutsu being active in the medical field??#three tails rin #gotta give my girl rin some character y'know #lowkey hate how she's written in the canon #she just exists to die in the canon bro #not in this au #Obito and kakashi aren't really rivals here they jus mostly bicker #naruto besties SWAP au

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rookanisstuff · 9 days ago

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Lucanis finally gets to be the one sneaking out of the opera with a lover

close up of the two fugitives under the cut

#my brain kind of melted trying to do that cape into curtains thing I’ll be honest #I love them sm sobs #uncultured swine rook Mercar giving in immediately to leaving because she doesn’t speak antivan #she has absolutely no idea wtf is going on in the play #and she’d rather be literally anywhere else and lucanis is like BET I LOVE THIS FOR US #and immediately figures out an escape route for them lol #and perhaps that DOES involve a cheeky jaunt backstage #who’s going to stop me? the writers? HA #dragon age veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #dragon age #rookanis #lucanis x rook #datv #rook #lucanis dragon age #rook mercar #vivienne rook mercar #rook dragon age #wait addition #rook whispering in Lucanis’ ear ‘can we go home?’ and spite screaming at the top of his lungs ‘YES!’#very inconspicuous spite thank u sm bud

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quirki-ly · 3 months ago

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this is how that dialogue went right 😭😭

#she said titan with a hard t #girl wtf man you cant be going around saying shit like that #hades 2 #hades hecate #hades melinoe #hades fanart #video games #comic #digital art #quirki art

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fraternum-momentum · 1 month ago

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i was thinking aimee would most likely rub off of whitney and the scooby gang if she hangs out with them too much and she would probably needed to b knocked down a peg or two

#aimee would probably b able to talk her way out of this but i like to think she REALLY pissed this person off bc 😵‍💫#sryyyyyy this idea has been stuck in my head for a while now #rlly self reporting with this one LMFQIHS #ok wtf am i on abt ive done nothing but self report in this blog 💀#BTW I HATE DRAWING WHITNEYS HAIR IM BENCHING HIM FOR THIS. GOODBYE 4EVR #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #aimee the heartbreaker #froodles

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