#and she starts dying laughing qnd goes
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I'm pretty sure my friend deadass forgot that I'm bisexual
#ive literally 'come out' (nothing flashy) to her TWICE#cause the first time she was confused and thought i was a lesbian#and lately shes been acting kinda weird ig??#like if i say smth about thinking a girl is really pretty she goes#🧐🧐wdym by that🧐🧐#uh girl you know what i mean by that#and then today wewere having this(joking)conversation with her mom that sorta spiraled into her mom saying that shes a lesbian now (untrue)#but then my friend asked me if im a lesbian#and i was like uh no lol#and she goes#hmm you sure about that🧐🧐#yeah???#and then later she asks#are you gay?#and i said#no not even! well actually yeah a little#and she starts dying laughing qnd goes#how can you be a little gay your bracelet says otherwise#(i wear a rainbow pride bracelet)#so yeah im lretty sure she forgot lmai#post posting#also yes im aware bisexual people arent a little gay and a little straight i have to explain it to people all the time#we were joking and its not that deep 👍
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IM DYING IVER SOMETHINF QND I HATE IT
I WAS PLAYING HELLO NEIGHBOR AND KEPT FAILING WHILE TRYING TO GET ON THE ROOF AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT. SO I WENT BACK TO MY HOUSE AND THREW SHIT OUT OF THE CLOSET AND CALLED IT MY CRYING CLOSET AND MY MOM GOES “so in the war room she had a praying closet, in hello neighbor you have a crying closet”
AND THEN MY DUMB ASS SAID “war room : hello neighbor addition”
i was laughing so hard I could breath and started coughing
#self#hello neighbour game#game#dying#this is the shit my mom deals with daily#how does she not hate me
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