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Okay funny story, this actually happened where I work.

There was one guy that didn't know I was gay, but everyone else knew somehow. 95% sure he &ad a thing for me. But besides that point.

All day he had been showing me videos and pictures of guys he thought I might like. I played along just to see how long he would take it. Until he said, "Well then what do you find attractive in a guy??"

"Their girlfriends."

And now 2 months later, we are best friends.

"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

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yes to all of this

so much fucking hate in the world

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Felt good, so I'm going to jump on this train!

1. I have an immense obsession with candle wax of all kinds.

2. I absolutely refuse to vacuum. Hate the things.

3. I learned French up to common dialog, because my ex thought it sounded fancy.

I now tag! Anyone who wants to give this a whirl!

Name 3 cursed/weird facts about yourself and then tag three people

I drink pickle juice (straight from the jar)

I sit in the shower

I really want to dissect a human body

@selfdestructivecat @treenissanderssidesstuff @acacias-see-you

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I thought the same thing going into this season. And even with the Professor. No one could have guessed they would be so, unhinged, especially Ryan.

We thought Ryan and Shane were insane back when Unsolved first started... Imagine how horrified our past selves would be NOW!

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Can

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Oh my god I love it so much

Roman: It's November 1st! You know what that means!

Virgil: Please do not do what you are about to do.

Roman: ~I don't want a lot for Christmas...~

Virgil: You know what I want for Christmas? A pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

Roman, louder: ~There is just one thing I need...~

Virgil: I'm leaving until January. Tell Patton not to burn the house down with his holiday baking.

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I just screamed, but me too

I kinda want the new side to not be orange just because it'd be funny to see everyone freak out

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I'm not sure if anyone remembers but I want to reach out to (or at least it was their last url) rusted-but-golden

Been reminiscing and just want to make sure they're okay

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I couldn't agree more oh my god, I love it!

*inhales*

academic rivals to lovers loceit

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me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

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a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

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The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

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Been awhile, send me one!

100 good questions to ask your friends at 4:02 am when you can’t sleep (can also function as an asks list)

Are you bothered by your cosmic insignificance?

Do you mourn for a place or person you’ve never known?

Do you really think there is somebody for everybody?

Do you place any value in gender roles?

Do you have to be related to be family?

Are your platonic relationships just as valuable as romantic or family ones?

Are you in love? Do you want to be?

Do you think you can put love into categories (family, platonic, romantic, etc.) or is it just one general sensation?

Would you be happy with a life without romance? 

Are you always going to be a little in love with somebody?

Would you change your appearance if you could?

Do you have the feeling you’ve lost something you might have had in another life - whether it be a person, a place, a world, a language, etc.?

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Would you want to be reincarnated?

Do you think you’re special, or just another person amongst billions? Can you be both?

Do theoretical ethical debates have any value? Is it important people discuss ethical dilemmas, e.g. the trolley problem?

Did you have imaginary friends? Do you still have them?

Are you religious? Do you think your religion is ‘correct’?

If you aren’t religious, do you wish you were? Why?

Do you want a grand adventure?

Do you have somebody, whether it be a friend or stranger, who you think you could have loved if the circumstances were different?

How long does it take you to fall in love with somebody?Is the sensation of ‘falling in love’ or ‘being in love’ better?

Is love about convenience or something more? Can it be about both?

Do you think you really understand your gender and sexuality?

How fluid is your concept of gender and sexuality?

What’s the most life-changing choice you’ve made so far?

Are you afraid of growing old?

Would you want to live forever? How about for a billion years, a million, a millennium, a century?

Do you believe in some form of god/s?

Are your choices fated or of your own free will?

Do you have a hunch about how you’re going to die?

Do you believe in star signs?

How old do you have to be to be considered an adult?

Was your childhood happy?

What are you missing from your life?

Have you ever met someone who had a very similar personality to your own? Did you get along?

Do opposites attract?

Is your life what you expected it would be five years ago?

Do you know what you want out of life?

What makes a person ‘good’? Are you a ‘good person’?

What fundamentally matters do you?

Is freewill an illusion?

Do you create art? How do you define art?

How often do you lie? Is all lying inherently bad? Are you generally truthful?

Do you want to be remembered after your death? What for?

Is true world peace ever possible?

Do you have to suffer to truly understand the human condition? What is the human condition? How can you really experience it?

Are you free? Will you ever be? Can anyone be truly free?

Do you hold yourself to higher standards than you hold others?

What do you expect from a friend or partner?

What question could you ask to find out the most about a person?

Do you justify all your beliefs or have you just inherited/absorbed some?

Which beliefs do you have that is most likely to be wrong?

Can human really understand the complete nature of the universe, space and time?

Is a conscious what makes someone a person?

What do you think about artificial intelligence?

Do you thinks humans are obsessed with escapism (books, video games, movies, etc.)? Are you looking for an escape? Do you think that’s a bad thing?

Are we eventually going to ‘run out’ of new combinations for music, art, language, etc.? Is there a limit to human creativity?

What do you think the next era of music will be like?

What do you think the next era of fashion will be like?

Do we live in tumultuous times, or do they just seem so strange because we’re living in them?

Would you want to meet a clone of yourself? Would you like them?

How confident are you, really?

How consistent is your perception of time?

What age should people be allowed to vote? Should children and teenagers be allowed to vote?

How do you feel about the idea ‘an eye for an eye’?

What’s the worse thing a person can be?

How do you feel about monogamy?

Can you be in love with someone and still fall in love with someone else?

What’s the tragedy of your life?

Would your life make a good play?

Should people be prosecuted for crimes that weren’t considered crimes at the time?

Would you fight for your country? Do you feel a sense of loyalty to your nation?

Do you believe in gender equality in every aspect?

Do we have a moral obligation to care for others? To what extent?

Do you crave approval and/or praise?

Is there comedy in all tragedy and tragedy in all comedy?

Are you ever going to be satisfied?

When you are sad, do you listen to music that conveys your emotions or music that makes you happy?

Is your music organised by mood or sensation or do you just listen to everything at any time?

Would you marry a friend if they needed you to (e.g. for citizenship)?

Are you a deep person?

Given the chance to live your life on Mars, with no hope of returning to Earth but with the promise of scientific discovery and glory, would you take it?

Are you who people think you are?

Do you think you would be happier if you had been born a different gender, sexuality, race, ethnicity, nationality or religion?

What’s your toxic trait? Are you trying to improve yourself and fix it?

Do you anger easily?

Are you a jealous person?

If you lost all your memories, would you have the same personality?

Given the chance to reset your life (with none of the knowledge you currently have), would you take it?

Is hate as strong as love? Who do you hate?

Do you speak multiple languages? Which do you dream in? What language would you want to learn?

Do you draw meaning from your dreams, or do you disregard them?

How would you describe yourself when you love? Do you love forcefully, unconditionally, gently, quietly, desperately?

Is unrequited love real love?

Is your perception of yourself similar or the same to how others perceive you?

Are you overly analytical?

Do you ever feel that you are really a terrible person, and only act good out of societal or some other obligation?

Do you believe in magic? Are you superstitious?

What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in?

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@crossiantgay I would love it very much if I could be tagged, Logince books have my whole heart istg

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2316

(Either is fine; he just wants to clarify.) (Dialogue from this post.)

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Writing MasterPost

Writing Can Also Be Found Here & on my Wattpad at the same username as this one!

Fallen Royalty

angst - major character death - cheating - sex mentions - pining - depression - murder - murderous intent

royality / analogical / remy x patton

Logan pined for far too long. It was too dangerous to feel like he did anymore. Virgil was seemingly instigating his malice intents. Logan did what he felt necessary, ending at the end of both of them. Royals Roman and Patton suffered in the loss of their dead acquaintances and in lost love.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  Chapter 6 Chapter 7  Chapter 8

Cute As Always

fluff - family vibes - dad au - adoption - some backstory may be bad - halloween - remus - bullet fic

roceit dads / best friend logan + remy

These two dads had much to look forward to, with the wedding before the kids, all the rush of excitement in just under a year was so nice. Yet, in a way it was overwhelming. While this story may cover all the reminising over the good times, dark pasts stay where they need to be; in the dark.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5

A Shot In The Dark

angst centric - supernatural beings au - twisting of good fate - hate - discrimination - sadness - some fluff

logince / moxiety / receit

The dynamic four heros always did and worked their best to sheild themselves from harm and still protect the people of the world they inhabited. While trying to do so, other beings do not want to let this world thrive, instead have it over in their hands. What will they do? How will the strongest among them take over?

Prolouge Chapter 1

Oneshots

Read tags please, you are more important than notes!

Analogical 

Night In The Stars

Sugar Coated Kisses To Go

Royality 

A Cheater Is Best Served With Salted Romance

Dance With Me Love

Moxiety

Playground Confessions

Prinxiety

Christmas Festivities Part 1

Christmas Festivities Part 2

Logicality

Glitter

Paper Airplane

Logince

Headcanons Part 1

Headcanons Part 2

The Window

No Pairing

Turning Dark