[ “You daddy issues mentally ill arsonist” - truck ] [ “You’re like Sid from toy story istg” - emo mom ]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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#Texas flag but if it was made in the RWARB universe#tell me Alex wouldn't make a trans Texas flag to rep the homies
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My son, CC, through some red glasses at like midnight in front of my bedroom door
Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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This is ur life literally right fucking now AHHHHH
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