#and reblog!

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

50k words/Pre-relationship/Complete/Media&Art

[The sequel to Desertification is now being posted on Ao3! Inundation is 100k+ expected length, updates on Tuesdays.]

Before he's aware of making the decision to do so, Obi-Wan has grabbed the monster from Theed and flipped them, shoving the menacing zabrak up against the wall and pinning him there.

The bastard looks delighted.

"Why," Obi-Wan says, just short of a snarl, "do you want dragon eggs?"

He'd like to know many other 'whys' as well -why is Maul alive, why is he laughing like that, why is this happening to him- but 'why does he want a bunch of unborn predators' is a good place to start.

↓ Click below for an Obi-Wan & Maul sass-fest↓

the sequel! ↓

Something is hunting Darth Maul across the stars. A presence he cannot touch, whispers that chase him from sleep. Answers seem to lay in a place he cannot go... at least, not alone. Before the jedi and the sith, before the Republic or the Empire, before the ancient je'daii even, there were force users building temples and communing with the cosmic energies.

Somehow, even back then, there was a rule of two.

For Ben Kenobi, getting up each day is difficult enough, nevermind facing the past. He has one singular goal left to him: to be a guardian. A very distant guardian. Between the echoing emptiness of his cave and the war-torn memories that haunt him, he really just wants to be left alone.

Too bad for him that sleep-deprived sith lords aren't likely to take no for an answer.

[5ivebyfive]

fire meet gasoline - chapter twelve: can't keep my hands to myself

Kimberly Hart, professional women's soccer/football star, gets transferred to a new team. Their star goalkeeper, Trini Gomez, isn't the most welcoming, but there's something about Trini that Kim can't shake. They have to learn how to go from rivals to teammates, and they have to find a way to get along. But it's not easy. Especially not with a mutual attraction and a one night stand standing between them. Can they learn to work together? Or will the fact that they're both stubborn and argumentative continue to cause trouble between them? And what about that attraction...

[onhajoon]

Taxi Driver fandom do me a solid and clear this up once and for all. I'd really love to see which majority rules 🍃

Please do reblog if you vote so that this can reach as many people as possible 🙌😊

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[transit-fag]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[kvothes]

so true

[sepiamestus]

You guys should read thepromised neverland

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[5ivebyfive]

shut up and drive - chapter two: beautiful enough to be cruel

In a chance meeting, Trini and Kim meet and sparks fly. For one more than the other. Kim is immediately all about Trini, but Kim...Kim takes some time to get used to. An acquired taste. AU!Trimberly.

[girldraki]

[medichamcham]

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains