#and really if they are going to do that make characters be gay straight or lesbian
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I just remembered they devoted a whole scene to Mike and Will burying a dead body for no reason other than to poke fun at—
#byler#they said cliche gay tropes#we raise you mocking those tropes subtly through the plot#like did they really need to devote a whole scene to burying a dead body?#they could have left dude laying anywhere#could’ve just stored him in one of the trunks in the junkyard#it wouldn’t have made any difference#fucking argyle joked about just writing their names on the makeshift gravestone#the scene was treated like a joke instead of them seriously needing to bury the body for safety reasons#it was a way to joke about how many viewers think Will is going to die#and follow the same trope every gay main character in mainstream media has before#where YAY they give us a gay character and get some brownie points from queer fans#only to kill the character off to appease the homophobes who make up the majority and would rather not have to actually watch a queer story#and the duffers are essentially saying#lmaooooo fuck that#and having it be both Mike and Will most prominently in this scene…#another fuck you to those saying that this love story is unrequited like every other story before it#they’re laughing at y’all!!!#y’all as in ppl that are predicting the most cliche ending to the story#like do you think they would poke fun at a trope that favors straight characters over gay ones…#only have a storyline that does just that?#the correct answer is no
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If Robin were a boy she'd be everyone's favorite character but since she's a girl she only gets to be Steve's gay best friend.
#from the simple fact that male!Robin from alternate dimension would certainly be a gay man#automatically shipped with Steve because Of Course#like of course that's how it'd go. and everyone would accuse the show of queerbaiting because obviously a queer man can't come out to a#male straight friend if it doesn't have some supposed ''romantic subtext'' there#the shipwars among h4rringrove and st3ddie and m/m!St0bin would drive me insane#what really drives me up the walls is people so desperate for canon queer rep they need to make up queerness in characters when it isn't#there. and im not talking abt headcanons or shipping i'm talking about people who wholeheartedly believe byl3r is going to be canon#like beyond it being a theory like these people actually believe mike is gay in canon and was intentionally written that way#it wouldn't bother me if it wasn't so painfully clear the female queer character we got isn't enough.#like idc if people have different opinions from me. if you're a byl3r endgame truther it doesn't affect me you do you#but byl3r and st3ddie being so fucking MASSIVE just shows you how male characters are priorized over female characters. like i get people#liking those ships and characters. i'm just shocked to see the NUMBERS.#and knowing Robin isn't as appreciated as them just because she's a girl#like sometimes i feel almost guilty to fixate on her when she's not like one of the main MAIN characters and she barely has an arc and gets#little attention from the story. but then i remember the eddie/st3ddie fandom exists#idk i just wish i could find robin content in robin tags but it seems like tags such as ''robin buckley internalized homophobia'' (my guilty#pleasure when it comes to angst) is dominated by straight boys steve and eddie. which is ironic
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related to the “playsexual” post i reblogged earlier, it really annoys me when ppl say that not having all romanced characters bi/pan makes the characters more fleshed out and just better written which is such bs and just plain biphobic. Like i see that idea so much and it just pisses me off bc like you are basically saying bi/pan ppl are real or whatever and just not right at the very least.
#jack talks#like i just saw someone say pretty much this#on a reddit post about what do you prefer the romance in inquisition/ origins or the ones in veilguard/da2#and someone literally at the say once again how the characters not all being bi makes them#more fleshed out#and i’m just screaming internally#just stop saying that shit#like way to easer an whole sexaulity and act like characters being that one makes not that fleshed out#it’s just frustrating#especially when there are set sexualities in games mlm and wlw romances are very limited and really only one choice#if it’s even an option#at least by making them all romancable there are more options for gay and lesbian players#and really if they are going to do that make characters be gay straight or lesbian#make it more fair in terms of options for ppl#instead of a lot of times just the one character for those solely interested in only men or only women (one for each group)#then a wider option for straight romances#and again it’s fucking werid to act like making all characters romancable to everyone#makes the romance and characters not as fleshed out or better written#bc that’s just biphobia plain and simple
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the KNT subreddit is an evil evil place this one poor person made a post like "what if ayane was gay?? i'm halfway through season 3 and thinking it" and everyone is downvoting them and shutting them down and the like 2 people who agreed are getting downvoted too...girl get on over to tumblr we've been saying this here for years!! these boring boring miserable homophobic unimaginative people don't get you but the real KNTheads do
#not to gatekeep but seeing anime-only fans dismissing an insanely popular read of a character that is#honestly pretty canon compliant despite not being actually canon#i'm going to need you to sit down...sit down at the back of the class...go to KNT school...get a KNT education...#someone is like ''i've only watched the anime but when you get to the end of season 3 you'll see why she can't be gay'' bitch#she BREAKS UP WITH KENTO because she's incapable of falling in love with him. do you know how silly you look rn. foolish#''i've only watched the anime'' yeah we can tell bc if you'd read the manga you would NOT think ayakento proved her straightness lmfao#personally i would never dismiss somebody's theory about a text if i hadn't even really read the material but that's just me#anyway to be clear. no shiina's intent wasn't to make her gay most likely however#it is pretty obvious that telling multiple female friends you'd hypothetically date them being incapable of loving any of the boys you do#date and eventually getting a ''crush'' on your unobtainable adult teacher is like#the gayest thing you can do. comphet lesbian 101. all very clearly supported by the text. okay goodnight
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mmm yeah i really don't want them to start adding canon sexualities to all the townies that'd be really fucking stupid
#like /i/ really don't care if you say a character's straight i'll just make them gay i've done it before i'll do it again#but it'd be annoying to fix it every time in cas in a panel i usually forget exists anyway#like who wants this#the sims is not like other games in that respect#it'd be like if they made a villareal mom canon after all these years (which i FEAR)#like. everyone's already made their headcanons and their interpretations. that's like the whole point of the game#anywayyyy i'm gonna go update and see what they've done lmao
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every time i so much as think about that scene where light looks at porn magazines while scowling i go into hysterics its genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
#the funniest thing is is that i truly believe he thought he was being 100% convincing. that that's normal behavior for a completely straight#completely allosexual man#light is fucking awful and i hate him but also there's nuance to him. and sometimes i can get a little like. oh thinking about his life#before the series. specifically factoring in my headcanons about him being gay aroace and autistic and stuff. ppl have written some rlly#good fics surrounding those topics.... but yeah thats not even canon stuff but i dont care#anyways its not in a way of making excuses for how he is i just think it adds more to his character#hes total garbage but i think theres really interesting stuff with him when it comes to how he's.... VERY disconnected from others#just in general. he's like aware of how to act ''normal'' on like the most textbook surface level without being like. Aware enough to#be able to make it more convincing. and as ridiculous as it is i do see some of myself in him in that sense#also that person who said light and L is just autistic guy who's been masking his entire life vs autistic guy who's never masked in his#entire life. LITERALLY EXACTLY. genuinely perfect way to describe them they are both so similar when it comes to this#but the ways they go about it are very different. light has been playing the part of the perfect son his whole life. L doesnt try to change#himself for anyone and doesnt care when people think hes weird. both of them arent very socially aware and havent had any real friends#their whole lives. its such a fascinating parallel between them#i could go on a whole fucking thing about how light was pretending to be someone he's not around his family and at school and everything#long before he got the death note BUT. i wont. at least not right now#jesus christ how did i go from laughing about him with the magazine to this. my bad#derailed my own damn post. idk swagever#will say rq tho. watched a vid on youtube that pointed out how light expected his family to think nothing of the fact that he's gone to#such drastic measures to hide his diary when making the plan with hiding the death note which is like#that level of dedication would NOT be normal. so the fact that light expects his family to think nothing of it......#i mean you could read that as light just once again being socially unaware. but it could also imply that light's family kind of Knows#he's hiding something and just doesn't address it. (he's gay. im talking about him being gay)#the video also referenced this comic that i didnt rb cause the actual premise of it (lawlight wedding) is um.#not at all my kind of thing. BUT it was light describing himself as a house with a basement when his family sees him as a one story house#and i thought that was such a cool analogy#ANYWAYYYSSSS i need to go to bed. thanks if you read my ramblings#serena.txt#death note posting#infizero.analysis
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I've been playing persona with my bestie almost every single night since p3r came out and we just finished p5r last night and now I'm like. what's going to fill this arcana-based void in my heart. what else could possibly be the means by which all is revealed
#anyway royal was really fun. i played the regular persona 5 when it first came out and really liked it#but i loved the additions. maruki was great. LOOOOOVE what they did with goro 'gayboy' akechi#my little left handed freak#you KNOW he's unwell bc he wears an argyle sweater vest in fucking july. (i wore basically that exact outfit when i was 17 also in july)#ALSO my bestie GOT ME GOOD bc theyve played royal before and i havent and i was like.#hmm thought experiment time what would akechi's third persona be if he got one. bc i just assumed he wouldnt have one#since you do his social link way before the fact and also dont have opportunities to hang out with him other than darts and the jazz lounge#and they were like PERFECTLY ACTING like. hmm i dont know it would be so tough to do a better one than loki#and then february rolls around and BOOM gayboy gets his shiny new hereward guy and i was HOLLERING#i heard the like. special little tune and went OOOGUGGHGHGJ YOU FOOLED ME#it was great.#also sumire was great. i thought she was very cute.#anyway. there's no straight explanation for whatever the hell was going on between joker and akechi huh.#for a series that has soooo many problems with gay and trans characters they sure do make things gay as hell
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Heyyyyy! Josh 9-1-1 is part of the gay couple who woosh Glenn real REAL hard in Superstore!
#also I fucking love the parody of straight people just NOT getting “”“hints”“” about characters being gay#and doing absolute mental gymnastics to make a clearly queercoded character straight instead of just going “ah. gay.”#superstore#i remember this show being really good but its better and funnier than I remembered
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They did Ryuki so dirty in aini and I’m gonna be salty about it for the rest of my life I think
#aitsf#ai nirvana initiative#kuruto ryuki#like cannot emphasize how they just did not use him in the second half of the game#and i dont wanna diss the mizuki side cuz i honestly really loves it and i love her so much but just like#why did they even make ryuki in the first place if theyre gonna cut him off like that#and same with tama too its like you spend this game getting attached to these two really good characters and then its like ha fuck you!#and then all the stuff thats ACTUALLY important to the plot and the case begins#they dont even have like a moment where ryuki can feel relief at date being alive like dude#they like. this guy drinks himself into oblivion and goes insane over the death of a man he loved whose death he blames himself for#and the game cant even give these two characters like even a kinda touching reunion they just straight up DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT AT ALL#which dates role in the game in general i think was also done dirty but i digress#like yeah okay sure just have almost all of ryukis motivations revolve around date and wanting to become worthy of him#and then go eh whatever anyways#oh and then have ryuki literally get shot at the end protecting date cuz thats how much he loves him and just like. they barely even care#date is literally the only person that seemed to have acknowledged it happened but it was literally like#oh no!!!! ryuki is literally bleeding out uwaaa!!! anyways#i used this card hesitantly with pewter after finishing ai1 but fuck it ill say it with my full chest this time#im calling homophobia here like come on you cant ignore this one#sorry to pewter and ryuki for both being canon gay and really interesting characters but the game doesnt care about you 😔
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st5 allegedly leak discussion below
they’re really going with gay mike route if the leak that mlven are making out laying down in a field is true.
An open-eyed kiss in front of a closet wasn’t enough evidence, so they need to make things clearer. Mike isn’t sexually attracted to girls at all.
#that’s really a common trope and the BIGGEST indicator of a character sexuality#they couldn’t do that in s3 because well they were barely teenagers#now they will have 16 years old the same age of the teens in s1#and why would they add this scene if it isn’t for narrative purpose???#there was also a rumour of they wanting to take their relationship to the next level mmMm I wonder why they would cause some friction#to put some examples: in dawsons cre3k (fav show of the Duffers) the first clue of Jack sexuality#was that he didn’t feel aroused when he was making out with Joey laying on a couch lol#AND recently I watched a Mexican show#they introduce the conflict because the girl and her boyfriend because he didn’t want to have sex with her#and with that I knew the boy was GAY#then this girl has another conversation with his ex and she confessed they didn’t have Sex either#so yes here was a clearly pattern#I knew he was gay because of his lack of attraction of girls#in the end of the episode they showed his attraction toward men but that was to confirm the build up#I think they’re going to do that with Mike#there’s a chance that he’s straight and they’re giving this scene for pure fanservice#it could be but that ship isn’t that popular anymore so i doubt it#this rant it’s only if this leak is true#some bylrs were saying that it was an small kiss idk who is right#but tbh the make out scene it’s more in our favor
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homophobes after voluntarily clicking on compilation videos of gay/lesbian Star Trek ships: EVERYONE needs to know that I PERSONALLY DONT like this ship! they are STRAIGHT! you are RUINING Star Trek with your WOKE propaganda!
#like some people will just be like ‘I don’t personally see the chemistry’ which is fine but still makes me go ???#because why did you bother to watch a video literally titled the name of a gay ship if you don’t like it#just to tell people you personally don’t like it?#like okay? cool? go watch videos of ships you DO like then? why are you self flagellating lmao#but some people get WEIRD weird about it#like defending the straightness of these characters and getting actually angry#the ones swearing up and down that Garak is straight in PARTICULAR really get me because Andy takes every single possible opportunity#to be like ‘yeah Garak wanted to fuck Bashir’#and there are STILL people in the YouTube comments being like#‘well he just said that because he felt like he HAD to or the WOKE MOB would get him!’#like huh??????#genuinely think these people want to feel oppressed#star trek
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Animating this season like you can't have the slightest bit of jest and god forbid jesting about yaoi
#can't even jokingly say slurs like saying fag instead of drudge wasn't The joke#like ciel took his earrings out at school right he was trying to be normal at normal boy school and they are all using slurs in their...#...everyday social setup their whole social world within the school at least relies on every important guy having a guy who will do...#...anything for him which is literally ciel's entire bit but normie#anyway whatever i am not going to explicate every joke at play here but what really annoys me about the shojo sparkles joke getting cut...#...is that it's being used in different places like vincent got shojo sparkles yesterday and ciel's at the beginning but like that is...#...supposed to be the joke-y indicator this is NOT normie shojo school so why did these have to get animated so FLAT#like you mean you can't imply any subtext about ciel bc it would be problematic. this is a story that is literally ABOUT people playing...#...at who they are not. the whole series and every character is set on that premise. and you're going to cultivate an environment where...#...viewers accept that any kind of subtext at all is inherently problematic and needs cut from the story#like they could have cut more and i am interested to see how they're going to handle things like ciel getting carried off of the field. but#it's more uncomfortable to me to be like no being a gay teenager is inherently problematic actually he can't be gay but he can be...#...straight engaged to his cousin in earnest even though the narrative has established how that is fake too.#and not dipping into the whole sebastian thing fully but then you have a setup where you have made it unacceptable to tell any gay story...#...that might be slightly problematic even though here it genuinely is a lot of subtext you have to understand that there is subtext to get#and there is the element here with them too where they are liars and they are playacting. that's part of what makes the story so complex...#...and interesting!! is trying to decipher who is lying and why the world they live in makes them have to lie to survive#it's doing a massive disservice to this story to approach it from the angle of someone might think on that too hard and think it's...#...inappropriate :( let's be the yen press and tweet something about sebastian being a mom so no one has to question what they're looking a#in a STORY THAT'S ABOUT QUESTIONING THE TRUTH OF WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT#i don't even care about shipping this is just cultivating a massive media literacy problem where you are being encouraged to take a story..#..at face value and you can't make dark jokes and you can't make stories about problematic gay people#it also bothers me bc this story has been really popular in japan for like 20 years without the mass public being in a constant state of...#...is this demon his boyfriend or dad :( like they're just fucking watching it ahdjrf#that also bothers me bc it's like you guys can't engage with any grey area relationship in a story where it doesn't fit into a box#but anyways why can japan engage with it to make it as popular and long lasting as it is and not everyone else don't say bc japan is...#...full of freaks who only like freak stories. this is also symptomatic of things i have complained about elsewhere on this blog that us...#...dub culture has cultivated an environment where us normal cool americans are going to tell freakish japanese people how to engage...#...with their counterculture cartoons in the Right way without ever having to engage with another country's culture or a story in general.#my kuro posts
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ohhhhh my god girl i don't careeeee
#love my roommate but urghhhh. sorry they dont make enough fictional female characters that interest u but u dont need to justify it to me#write your mlm its literally fine. sorry but ur not gonna gain my respect or approval by defending why u write more mlm than wlw#i dont care if u have equal amounts of each or not LOL we just have different tastes thats all there is to it#and I KNOOOOOOWWWW she writes femslash too im not denying that !!!!!!#most of my fav media is lesbian centric bc I have a strong connection to my identity as a dyke. so i gravitate towards things that explore-#that + complex relationships to gender + its social enforcement etcetc. and its easier for me to get attached to characters that i can-#connect with bc we have shared experiences or the world percieves us in similar ways or we percieve the world in similar ways etc#and shes said she DOESNT feel particularly attached to her sexuality in that way. so ofc shes not going to be looking for the same things-#in media and thats OKAY!!#literally have nothing against her writing gay men i like some fictional mlm relationships myself!! and its cool that she enjoys it#i just find it disappointing that we dont have much in common taste-wise bc thatd be more fun to talk abt#but thats why i come on tumblr dot com.. to talk abt fictional women w dykes who understand them like i do amen#and im happy to listen to her talk abt things she likes and projects shes clearly enjoying working on like thats awesome love to hear it#but sometimes its like shes trying to persuade me abt smth but theres nothing to persuade. i dont knooooow#like ik shes not trying to get me into her interests she already has plenty of friends who are. but theres no approval to win from me???#i think im just annoyed bc i feel like i cant rly talk abt the things im into w her bc she disliked them so much#and also annoying to be around someone who shares an identity w me but is clearly more uncomfortable w it than i am#maybe thats not even true actually the real reason im annoyed is bc ive had a long and exhausting week and im coming down from-#my first day on new meds and im soooo so so tired have i sajd that already. and my head hurts#and i want a fucking hug and im just projecting my lack of physical and emotional intimacy onto her bc she happens to be the person i-#spend the most time with. but thats really unfair of me its not her fault or obligation at all. ah i just want to shower and sleeeepp#and tomorrow day 2 of meds im gonna get so much shit done!!!!!!!! i hope.. i wanna finish drafting my comic too teehee#wouldnt it be so crazy if now im medicated i might actually be able to start and finish projects i reallyyyy want to do..#well i wont get my hopes up yet#anyway........#another day another 5 million tag rambling post complaining abt everything. and dont expect me to ever stop 😚#.diaries#literally why would i care abt the tastes of a girl whose fave character in tlt was naberius........#she rly had to pick one of the ONLY men and not even one of the particularly interesting ones. and shes not even straight???? her loss 🙄
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Y'know, there's this gripe I've had for years that really frustrates me, and it has to do with Love, Simon and people joking about it and calling it too-pg and designed-for-straight-people and all the like. (A similar thing has happened to Heartstopper, but that's another conversation.)
I saw Love, Simon in theaters when it came out my senior year in high school. I saw it three times, once with my friends/parents on opening night, once with my brother over spring break, and once with my grandparents.
On opening night, the air in the room was electric. It was palpable. Half the heads in there were dyed various colors. Queer kids were holding hands. We were all crying and laughing and cheering as a group. My friends grabbed my hands at the part where Simon was outed and didn't let go until his parents were saying that they accepted him. My friend came out to me as non-binary. Another person in our group admitted that she had feelings for girls. It was incredible. I left shaking. This was the first mainstream queer romance movie that had ever been produced by one of the main five studios, and I know that sounds like another "first queer character from Disney" bit but you have to understand that even in 2018 this was groundbreaking. Getting to have a sweet queer rom-com where the main character was told that he got "to breathe now" after coming out meant so much to me and my friends.
But also, from a designed-for-straight-people POV (which, to be frank, it was written by a bisexual author and directed by a gay man, this was not designed for straight audiences), why is it a bad thing that it appealed to the widest possible audience? That it could make my parents and grandparents see things in a new light? My stepdad wasn't at all interested in rom-coms but he saw it with me because it was something I cared about and he hugged me when we came out of the theater. My very Catholic grandparents watched it with me and though my grandpa said he still didn't quite understand the whole 'gay thing,' all he wanted was for me to be happy and to have a happy ending like Simon did. My Nana actually cried when Simon came out and squeeze my hand when his mother told him he could breathe.
And when Martin blackmailed Simon, my mom, badass ally that she is, literally hissed "Dropkick him. Dropkick him in the balls" leading to multiple queer kids in the audience to laugh or smile. Having my parents there- the only parents, by the way, out of my group of queer and questioning friends- made multiple people realize that supportive adults were out there. That parents like those in Love, Simon do exist in real life.
When people complain about Heartstopper not being realistic or Love, Simon being too cutesy, I remember seeing Love, Simon on opening night. I remember my friend coming out and my stepdad hugging me and my mom defending us through this character. I remember the cheers that went through the audience when Bram and Simon kissed and the chatter in the foyer after the movie was over and the way that this movie made me understand that happy endings do exist.
Queer kids need happy endings. Straight people need entry points to becoming allies. Both of these things can come together in beautiful ways. They can find out about more queer culture later, but for now, let them have this. Let them all have a glimpse at a better, happier world. Let them have queer joy.
#love simon#simon vs thsa#simon spier#spierfeld#bram greenfeld#my experiences#meta#the importance of queer joy#heartstopper#becky albertalli#my mom also watched rwrb with me last year when it premiered#and let me tell you that was interesting sitting in the room with her for an r-rated romance movie like that
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When you’re being petty over something completely nonconsiquential and just see other people showing their dislike for inconsequential thing but like FOR THE WRONG REASONS. Like no you’re “hot take” is absolutely lame and does nothing and I find no comradery in knowing I’m not the only one who feels the same way from this because you don’t like it FOR STUPID REASONS and that thing that you’re saying is better? ALSO BAD FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON I SPIT ON YOUR ‘HOT TAKE’ NOW GO DRINK A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND CALL IT SPICY
#vent#mini rant#this really is just something small and stupid completely inconsequential#but damnit if I don't love complaining about small shit that makes me petty#and I will go OFF about how low effort and absolutely lazy some fandom 'takes' are like no#I do not care if a character's canonly gay or straight I'm on another level of this discussion
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^^^^ this because I am so fucking fascinated by the writing choices that led to this train wreck of a television program
I am now approximately 450 episodes into Naruto (OG + Shippuden) and the SasuNaru moments are. Uncountable. They aren’t even moments!!! it’s literally just the long running Plot of the show that Sasuke is so in love with Naruto despite his trauma, despite being brainwashed and groomed, that he understands he cannot go on with his self destructive plan while continuing to love him like he does. And Naruto is so in love with Sasuke that he Cannot let him go no matter what Sasuke does to try to end their obsession with one another up to and including fucking killing them both. That’s it. That’s the whole plot!!! It’s not subtext, its not a fan theory, it’s just plain as day right there in the text of the show. It’s just CANON
Meanwhile in all those 450 episodes Sakura loving Sasuke has only EVER been shown to be own sided. Sasuke has shown one (1) nice gesture to Sakura specifically, and it was thanking her for being his friend JUST PRIOR TO KNOCKING HER UNCONSCIOUS and LEAVING HER ASS. Even the one side is weak; Sakura is so poorly written she essentially has nothing to do when she isn’t with a male character, so she never really expresses any strong feelings about Sasuke UNLESS it’s because she’s standing next to Naruto, who is currently having a homosexual crisis about him. At which point she’ll be like ‘yeah I love him too’. THATS IT.
Granted I still have 400 episodes of shippuden to go but Sakura and all the female characters are so butchered by the writing that like 80% of the male/female relationships come off this way. The two with the most chemistry quite honestly are Naruto and Sakura, because in the writing men’s emotions are seen as significantly more valid than women’s. Women are simple, stupid creatures, who obviously could never understand the depth of emotion Two Bros have for one another. All the admiration, devotion, obsession, and respect a man in love with a woman would afford her cannot exist because the show does not admire and respect women, and therefore the male characters have no choice but to afford it to one another.
At the end of the day it’s not Sakura who closes her eyes in the middle of any random episode and pictures NAKED Sasuke and sighs tenderly, missing him so much it aches. Naruto does that. Its not Sakura Sasuke is thinking of when he realizes he must sever the bonds of love that keep him together and whole and himself if he’s ever going to go through with his self destructive plan. It’s Naruto. It’s not Sakura who is so devoted to Sasuke that she refuses to let him go even within her own thoughts, not Sakura who feels so possessive of Sasuke that she ripped her own skin off when somebody else called Sasuke theirs. That would be Naruto. ITS NOT SAKURA WHO HAS DIED FOR HIM, WOULD KILL FOR HIM, WOULD GLADLY RIP HIMSELF APART JUST TO SHOW HIM HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO HIM, WHO HAS KISSED HIM ON THE MOUTH. THATS NARUTO!
A N D Y E T—
Naruto: I just have to keep thinking about him, no matter what anyone says. If he really has nowhere else to go……I’LL be the one he can come home to
Me:
#so WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT Sasuke loves Sakura. it’s such a weird cope it borders in poor reading comprehension!!!!!!#naruto is such a fascinating show to me because#is it truly just that they hate women so much that makes it gay?? I don’t think so#I think this is beyond that although they do obviously hate women#truly I think the author accidentally wrote something incredibly gay and it got away from him#so in an attempt to get it reeled back in we had to invent the world’s most contrived romance#that’s also in my opinion why Naruto is straight in the filler!!!#because they knew the text was way too gay so they have to take the opportunity in the filler to convince us he likes women#so they’re always putting in some Girl naruto can have a vague Thing with#except even THEN naruto is like ‘ew girls are gross anyway totally unrelated I’m going to picture sasuke’s butt’#HELLO?#I really think it was SOMEBODY’s intent to make them gay for each other#if not the writer than some hero at the animation studio or something#idk but it’s as fascinating to watch as it is frustrating#because the women of Naruto get some of the most shit writing of any show I’ve ever seen#and I LIKE SAKURA. A LOT !!!!#she’s one of my favorite characters despite it all!! there’s so much could do but all she becomes is evidence that Sasuke is straight#last night while we were watching Cam (who does ship EVER and does not understand or have any knowledge of shonenai or shipping culture#was watching Naruto say that quote and went ‘dude if only somebody could just talked to him’#‘to just make him understand that these feelings he’s having are ..love. surely kakashi could do it there’s no way he’s all the way straight#‘but I wish somebody could help Naruto come out’#LIKE HE REALLY SAID GAY LOVE WOULD FIX THEM BOTH !!!!!!!!!#and he’s RIGHT !#ok sorry for going in a rant Nero I’m just. so obsessed with this bizarre dynamic#and this is why divorced dads sasunaru is the only form of sasusaku I will accept
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