#and privet joke

[sappy-detective]

hi everyone i wanna talk about how gross they are

since im an artist who LOVEs saiouma i made sure to measure how tall they where and the top of oumas head reaches the bottom of shus nose. BUT IV NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN IT ???

kokichi would have to step on his tipy toes and shuichi would still have to lean down a bit to kiss him properly.

if i saw kokichi get on his tipy toes, wrap his arms around shuichis neck and pull him down to kiss him i’d run away gaging, then most likely become homophobic and put a ‘no gays allowed’ sign in my doorway.

they’re so fucking cute

[barksbog]

Samia ricini "zebra" caterpillars in L3 stadium

[springs-hurts]

Oh this, all of this!!

i (maybe unreasonably) have an issue w anyone (esp as a partner to either james or lily) in fics being portrayed as a parental figure to harry even a little as closely as james / lily except sirius bcs they all had a chance and they all blew it and never even tried and sirius escaped azkaban and survived on a diet of rats and literally died for him canonically sooo

[simpingforbots]

What if a human ended up in Transformers One.

Part 2

Arachnid

Nothing escapes her, not even a small critter like you. you were hiding in bushes on the mountain, observing another transaction between Sentinel and Quintessons, thinking you were slick and quite, but she saw you. it didn't even took this much effort to catch you. she though you were some kind of spy for run away High guards, only to find out you were just somehow stranded on Cybertron, presumably brought by one of Quintessons ship as some kind of test subject. so safe to say you were spared. She brought you along and let's say you now know how parrots feel. You were kept in cage hung from the sealing in her privet quarters in one of the luxurious buildings, next to Sentinels quarters. She would mostly keep you as an eye candy and forced to sing what ever songs you could remember, which most of which you hade to hum or learn something new. she would time to time bring you along, carrying in her hands or on her shoulder. You did tried to escape when ever you though she was not looking, yet her countless eyes kept a close eye on you and every attempt to escape was met with harsh punishment. and when ever she did not took you along with her to boring meetings, following Prime alone or boring work, you were kept in a cage, forced to listen to her complaints about her work. Yes it payed good but even she has patience and with how false Prime acted time to time, it really made her angry. so now you were forced to listen to her complaints and keep Her entertained.

DarkWing (heads up it's just like a joke)

He hates miners! he hates them so much that some time he really does not want to go to work, just to keep an eye on how they performed and especialy to deal with Pax and D-16 and what ever they tried this time. some times he wanted to stay in his quarters, enjoy peace and quite away from all the drilling and constant nagging from Sentinel Prime about why was performance so low and exc. and just enjoy his secret collection - cute stuff. he had a locker full of all sort of things cute. dolls, plushies, cute statues and whished that he can have some more. So when he spotted you - a small, fragile and cute being, running amuck miners, he quickly snagged you for keeps. And He finally found it! The best cute thing ever. He would dress you in all sort of cute things - cute pink dresses, suits, armour, make your hair and just snuggle, indulging him self in your adorable pathetic whimpers and strange sounds you immitted. You were basically his corgi. Good luck.

Part one

[nrdmssgs]

TF 141 + Nikolai taking you home from hospital after minor injury

Masterlist

Fluff, comfort and romance.

Kyle Gaz Garrick

First of all, you are getting a plushie. Even if you are older than him, and that mature, grown up, always very serious type, you are getting a plushie!

The moment he enters your room - the whole space becomes illuminated with his happiest, bright smile. Because Kyle is your personal portable sunshine.

Prior to picking you up, Gaz spent a few hours, coming up with a nice joke, to immediately make you laugh, when he meets you. Might even have tested it on Soap to make sure, it works just as he wants it too.

Overall princess treatment. He has your comfort playlist + movie + treats ready at home. He wants you to forget about time spent in the hospital as soon as possible.

If you convince him, you are not in pain, and he can't hurt you - you won't see the end of that favorite movie of yours.

Johnny Soap MacTavish

As soon, as he helps you sit comfortable in his car - you are inundated with news about everything: from world politics to the latest stories from the life of Johnny’s family.

Talks more than usual, because he was worried sick all the time, that you spent in a hospital. Even if Johnny knew, it was nothing serious, he still hates it, when you are far from him, and he is left to wait, till they let you out.

Asks you if he should stop talking and let you rest in silence, but cant keep quiet for more than ten minutes. (you don't mind though, since you missed his voice so much)

Carries you from the car to the house. Accepts no objections.

"Johnny? You know, I'm fine and can walk on my own?" "Aye. Still a little help won't hurt?" "You'll make up any excuse just to carry me around, won't you?" "... weesht."

Captain John Price

Giving care and attention is in his very nature, so buckle up. When he enters to pick you up - he already has a full list of meds, that you'll need to fully heal.

You can feel, how tense he is, when Price approaches you. "Hey, lovely, docs say, you're doing well here, yeah?" He gives you a big warm hug, but you feel, how unusually careful he is.

John hates seeing you hurt. Mentally, he takes responsibility for everything bad, that happens to you. He should have been there, should have prevented whatever caused your injury, should have, should have, should have...

So he makes it his №1 priority to make sure you heal fast and easy. Price may forget to eat, to sleep, but he never forgets to remind you to take your meds, or go for a little walk, or have a glass of water.

Many forehead kisses. To make you feel better, to lull you to sleep, to feel you close to him finally.

Simon Ghost Riley

Pretends, It's nothing special, and he definitely hasn't been waiting for a minute, he can at last take you home. Is very calm and collected with medical personnel, but makes sure to thank every single person, who helped you.

Doesn't show any signs of extra care. But when you sit in his car, you feel something unusually soft under your back.

"Sim- Ehm, this looks, like my blanket." "It is. Your favorite one." "You brought my best blanket, just to make me cozy on our way home? That's actually sweet."

Will deny it so hard, but actually he did want to make you feel safe and cozy.

Back at home, he will sit you on a couch, sit on the floor before you and study your features in a dead silence. He needs to know if anything still bothers you, but Ghost can be sure only if he sees the answer in your eyes and in your posture.

Will trace invisible lines on your skin, not daring to lean closer and kiss it. Simon will make sure, you are alright before going any further with his touch.

Nikolai

"Nu privet, tridtzat` tri neshyastia.*" While kneeling down to meet your eye level.

He will not limit himself to a simple “how are you?”. Nikolai must know all the details. Does it hurt when you walk? And when he presses here, doesn’t it hurt? And now? Are you absolutely sure?

Won't listen to you, even if you swear, you already have all the necessary medical prescriptions on hands. He must find your doctor and talk to him personally.

When he is calmed down and convinced, that you are going to be fine - Nikolai finally takes you home.

Makes sure, you're cozy and comfortable on your first night home (ideally in his hands, so that he can wake up any minute and help you if it hurts).

Will try to hide the fact behind a thousand jokes, but he missed you so much. Don't mind him hugging you to sleep and pressing your body against his so strongly, taking in the feeling of you in his hands.

*Nu privet, 33 neshyastia - well hello 33 misfortunes

[dream-with-a-fever]

but i’m a fire and i’ll keep your brittle heart warm (snippet)

by dream-with-a-fever (me) / societysgot (ao3)

harry/ginny, oneshot, canon compliant, missing moments during OotP

“So, I take it that cave in the mountains outside Hogsmeade wouldn’t work as a meeting place with Sirius?” She said, bringing them back to their conversation in the library.

Harry shook his head. “Definitely not — how did you know about that?”

“I’m really into mountain hiking,” She replied, without missing a beat.

Harry gave her a quizzical look before her face broke out into a smile, and she laughed.

“I’m joking - I've never done it,” She said, with a snort, “Hermione mentioned doing it with her family once — no, Sirius told me about it over the summer, back at Grimmauld place.”

“You and Sirius talked?”

For some reason he hadn’t even considered the fact that the Weasleys had been staying there for several weeks before Harry’s arrival. Jealousy bubbled in him momentarily, at the thought of them all spending their summer together, while he was stuck in privet drive. They had probably shared meals, swapped stories, made jokes. He vaguely remembered the youngest Weasley holding court up one end of the table on a particular evening, chatting animatedly with Remus, Tonks and Sirius. She had almost seemed like one of the crew. He just hadn't given it much thought until now.

She gave him a quizzical look, and he realised he must’ve been silent for a beat too long.

“Yeah, is that… alright with you?”

He forced out a laugh. “Yeah- erm, of course. I just didn’t think — I don’t know.”

“Well, he’s cool. Got a great muggle music collection. You’d probably know some of ‘em? There’s one band — super good called The Beatle and—”

“The Beatles.”

“What?”

Harry suppressed a smile. “Never mind.”

“They're really good. But, he mainly talks about you, you know,” She said, after a beat, “Raves about you actually.”

Harry sighed, like this was a real inconvenience.

"Oh, I am sorry," said Harry, fighting back a grin.

"I told him, I said Sirius, I haven't got all day - but the man's relentless. Wanted to know everything."

“That must’ve been terribly boring.”

“Very," She hummed, noncommittally. "You know, Harry Potter — famously boring.”

“Glad you agree.”

“Well, we can’t have everyone inflating your ego now, can we?”

Harry spluttered for a moment, before she continued.

“Not that a bit more arrogance on your part would be bad. You could be a lot worse. Look at Percy.”

“Thanks, Ginny.”

“Very welcome,” She said, breezily before clapping her hands together, “Anyway — if the cave isn’t an option, and all the fires are being guarded…”

“Well…not all of them,” Harry said, a look of realisation crossing his face.

When he looked up she was grinning widely at him, eyebrows raised. It was then that he looked around, and realised they were outside the Gryffindor common room — the trek from the library was like muscle memory to him now, and still their arrival had come as a shock to him.

The fat lady was chatting animatedly with her friend Violet from another portrait when they approached; both shrieking with laughter like a couple of hyenas, passing a bottle back and forth of some kind of mead that most certainly was not from the fat lady’s portrait. They were completely obvious to the two students stood outside.

“I’m sorry for interrupting your study session,” Ginny suddenly said, scrunching up her nose, looking rather guilty, “I know you need all the time you can get, you know, with the OWLs coming up so soon.”

His eyebrows furrowed. “Have a lot of faith in my academic ability then, do you?”

She choked out a laugh, whipping her auburn hair out of her eyes. “Not what I meant and you know it. Though if you hanging around Ron every minute of every day is any indication of your intelligence…”

“Pretty sure you spend more time with him than me,” Harry replied, looking aghast.

“Yeah — because he’s my brother - I'm stuck with him, aren't I? But you voluntarily spend every waking moment with him. I mean, think of all the brain cells you must have lost already…”

“See, that’s—”

“But there’s still time to save yourself from ruin, I reckon. Just gotta get back to the books.”

“Well, that’ll be hard, seeing as you got me banned from going back into the library ever again…”

She elbowed him hard in the side, and Harry looked up, surprised at the contact. But Ginny seemed unfazed - like this was nothing out of the ordinary.

“I think I’ll take that chocolate egg back then,” She demanded, flicking a curtain of red hair behind her.

Harry scoffed. “Pretty sure you already ate most of it—”

And that earned him his second jab in the ribs. He glanced down at his feet, suppressing a grin.

Their slight cofuffle had caught the attention of the fat lady who now, having finally noticed their presence, began to complain at their frankly insulting dawdling (‘I don’t have all day, you two!’)

They parted ways in the common room; Crookshanks trotting over to the youngest Weasley the second she had stepped through the door; Harry making his way up to the boys’ dormitories.

He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

(Unbeknownst to Harry, it was the best sleep he had had in weeks.)

[livelaughlovetoread]

44 for Jily please!

44. Do they cuddle often? Why or why not?

I think that James would be very open with his affections and wanting to cuddle would be part of that.

James' parents were older and I think they were more used to being affectionate around each other - not snogging, but a hug, kiss on the cheek, laughing at the other's joke giving a kiss after, or sitting next to each other on the couch holding hands as they read. James' parent's love was evident through both actions and words. I also think he snuggled up with his parents when they read to him, and he loved that.

Lily on the other hand I picture growing up in a working-class family where her dad was in the steel industry. Her dad would have a lot harder background (WWII vet, grew up during the depression). Lily knew her parents loved each other, and there would be kisses on the cheek goodbye, but their affection was distanced from their children. Her parents would be affectionate with her and Tunny, however, relationship love was privet.

So Lily would be more shocked at first with James wanting to cuddle up on the couch together and read/listen to music. She would think that was very gaudy behavior before she started to date James. But she eventually grew more comfortable with it.

When James and Lily were alone - they cuddled a lot. This is where Lily would show most of her affection.

Send me an ask based on these questions

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Dumbledore is a Manipulative Piece of Shit: Part 4/?

(part 1, part 2, part 3)

He knew and allowed Harry's abuse

Well, this is a pleasant subject, isn't it? Harry's abuse at the Dursleys' hands. And the worst part about it is that no adult in his life really seems to care.

I'll talk about the Weasley parents in a different post. This one is dedicated to Dumbledore and how he always knew about Harry's abuse and allowed it to persist. For years. Not just once, Harry started Hogwarts. No, I think Dumbledore knew what was going on at Number 4 Privet Drive long before Harry stepped foot in Diagon Alley.

And more importantly, I can prove it.

So, I'll cover my evidence according to the order of the quotes that appear in the books since there is quite a bit to cover.

And yes, I know Dumbledore calls the Dursleys out in Half-Blood Prince:

“You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.”

(Half-Blood Prince, page 55)

But this scene is the definition of "too little, too late" considering how long this has been going on.

So, let's start:

“Nah. Dumbledore gave me the day off yesterday ter fix it. ‘course, he shoulda sacked me instead — anyway, got yeh this.…” It seemed to be a handsome, leather-covered book. Harry opened it curiously. It was full of wizard photographs. Smiling and waving at him from every page were his mother and father. “Sent owls off ter all yer parents’ old school friends, askin’ fer photos… knew yeh didn’ have any…d’yeh like it?”

(Philosopher's Stone, page 218)

Hagrid can't keep a secret to save his life, we know that, and he isnt the brightest, with all his good intentions. Yet, even he noticed something's wrong with Harry's home. He knows Harry doesn't have photos of his parents, he knows he never got any gifts.

"But that's not Dumbledore,"

True, but Hagrid tells Dumbledore everything. So if Hagrid knows, Dumbledore knows.

“I told you, I didn’t — but it’ll take too long to explain now — look, can you tell them at Hogwarts that the Dursleys have locked me up and won’t let me come back, and obviously I can’t magic myself out, because the Ministry’ll think that’s the second spell I’ve done in three days, so —” “Stop gibbering,” said Ron. “We’ve come to take you home with us.”

(Chamber of Secrets, page 31)

“It was cloudy, Mum!” said Fred. “You keep your mouth closed while you’re eating!” Mrs. Weasley snapped. “They were starving him, Mum!” said George. “And you!” said Mrs. Weasley, but it was with a slightly softened expression that she started cutting Harry bread and buttering it for him.

(Chamber of Secrets, page 39)

Both these quotes from Chamber of Secrets show Fred, George, Ron, and Mrs. Weasley clearly knew what was happening. That Harry was being locked up and starved.

Harry really, never kept his abuse a secret and is quite open about informing anyone who'd listen to him about it. He is just used to it being brushed off as something unfortunate that nothing can be done about. The Weasleys, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Remus, and the entire Order of the Phoenix treat it as such.

In OOP, Harry references needing to duck from Vernon's beatings as a joke to Ron and Hermione. He wasn't keeping it a secret.

On the same vane:

She had no idea that Harry was not following the diet at all. The moment he had got wind of the fact that he was expected to survive the summer on carrot sticks, Harry had sent Hedwig to his friends with pleas for help … Hagrid, the Hogwarts gamekeeper, had obliged with a sack full of his own homemade rock cakes. (Harry hadn’t touched these; he had had too much experience of Hagrid’s cooking.) Mrs. Weasley, however, had sent the family owl, Errol, with an enormous fruitcake and assorted meat pies.

“Why didn’t you tell me you’re a Squib?” Harry asked Mrs. Figg, panting with the effort to keep walking. “All those times I came round your house — why didn’t you say anything?” “Dumbledore’s orders. I was to keep an eye on you but not say anything, you were too young. I’m sorry I gave you such a miserable time, but the Dursleys would never have let you come if they’d thought you enjoyed it. It wasn’t easy, you know. . . . But oh my word,”

(Goblet of Fire, page 28)

Harry wrote everyone he knew he was being starved. He wrote Hagrid and the Weasleys, and they all sent him food. The adults sent him food without bothering to ask him the important question: "Why aren't you being fed?"

(Order of the Pheonix, page 22)

This is the most damning evidence against Dumbledore.

He knew. He knew how Harry was treated his entire childhood because he had someone spy on him for years.

Mrs. Figg knew how Harry was treated by the Dursleys. She calls it: "miserable". She knew.

And she was sent there on Dumbledore's orders, meaning she was a spy. because let's be real, a squib, who can't do magic and doesn't own a gun can't do anything to protect Harry. She can only be there to spy. To report everything to Dumbledore.

This proves, more than any other quote here, how okay Dumbledore is with Harry suffering at the hands of the Dursleys.

Next moment he jumped as the lock gave a loud click and his door swung open. Harry stood motionless, staring through the open door at the dark upstairs landing, straining his ears for further sounds, but none came. He hesitated for a moment and then moved swiftly and silently out of his room to the head of the stairs. His heart shot upward into his throat. There were people standing in the shadowy hall below, silhouetted against the streetlight glowing through the glass door; eight or nine of them, all, as far as he could see, looking up at him.

(Order of the Pheonix, page 46)

The entire Order was there, at Number 4, Privet Drive. They've been following Harry since he got there. Tonks has seen Harry's bedroom. I don't think they missed something is definitely wrong. (I think this is why they tell the Dursleys off at the end of the fifth book and Dumbledore again in the sixth because someone else finally knew and Dumbledore had no choice but to address it)

And to make sure the Order is aware something's wrong between him and the Dursleys (that being an understatement), Harry outright tells Lupin:

“Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry —” “They won’t,” said Harry. “That you’re safe —” “That’ll just depress them.” “— and you’ll see them next summer.” “Do I have to?” Lupin smiled but made no answer.

(Order of the Pheonix, page 54)

Harry makes it very clear the Dursleys don't care for his safety and that he never wants to return to literally everyone he can.

Why then? Why would Dumbledore want Harry abused?

“She’s evil,” said Harry flatly. “Twisted.” “She’s horrible, yes, but . . . Harry, I think you ought to tell Dumbledore your scar hurt.” It was the second time in two days he had been advised to go to Dumbledore and his answer to Hermione was just the same as his answer to Ron. “I’m not bothering him with this. Like you just said, it’s not a big deal. It’s been hurting on and off all summer — it was just a bit worse tonight, that’s all —” “Harry, I’m sure Dumbledore would want to be bothered by this —” “Yeah,” said Harry, before he could stop himself, “that’s the only bit of me Dumbledore cares about, isn’t it, my scar?” “Don’t say that, it’s not true!”

(Order of the Pheonix, page 277)

Harry said it best here: "for his scar"

In the previous posts, I covered how desperate Dumbledore was at the end of the war for a win, so much so, he might've forged a prophecy. And I explained he needed Sirius Black out of the picture for the same reason he wanted Harry at the Dursleys and wanted him mistreated — confident boys with a good support network and emotional regulation don't make very good martyrs.

In part 2, I mentioned how Dumbledore knew since the night the Potters died that Harry is likely a Horcrux. He has been manipulating Harry's life since then to achieve his grand plan of killing Voldemort. Even if it comes at the price of Harry having anything resembling a childhood and a life.

[obssessed-with-fictional-men]

NOT SNAPE AND HARRY TALKING ABOUT THE PRANK

‘’SHUT UP!’’

Harry was suddenly on his feet. Rage such as he had not felt since his last night in Privet Drive was thundering through him. He didn’t care that Snape’s face had gone rigid, the black eyes flashing dangerously.

‘What did you say to me Potter?’

‘I told you to shut up about my dad!’ Harry yelled. ‘I know the truth, all right? He saved your life! Dumbledore told me! You wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for my dad!’

Snape’s sallow skin had gone the colour of sour milk.

‘And did the Headmaster tell you the circumstances in which your father saved my life?’ He whispered. ‘Or did he consider the details too unpleasant for precious Potter’s delicate ears?’

Harry bit his lip. He didn’t know what had happened and didn’t want to admit it - but Snape seemed to have guessed the truth.

‘I would hate you to run away with a false idea of your father, Potter,’ he said, a terrible grin twisting his face. ‘Have you been imagining some act of glorious heroism? Then let me correct you - your saintly father and his friends played a highly amusing joke on me that would have resulted in my death if your father hadn’t got cold feet at the last moment. There was nothing brave about what he did. He was saving his own skin as much as mine. Had their joke succeeded, he would have been expelled from Hogwarts.’

Idk if I’m supposed to put credits on this so, all rights reserved to JK Rowling.

[bluegalaxygirl]

Night Routine (ZoLu X reader)

Zoro X Luffy x Reader, polly relationship headcannons. GN reader, established relationship. The other straw hat's are in it too. hope you enjoy also these two stories are Inspired by 7 PM to 9 PM - A step too far (ZoLu X Reader) and 9 PM to 10 PM - First Bath togeather (ZoLu X Reader)

Warning: Mentions of Self harm, bad Language, Violence and Fluff

6 to 7 PM

^ Dinner has just ended and with everyone full the dinning room clears out except for two people since there is a schedule you all agreed too on who will do the dishes and on what day. Monday - Usopp and Franky, Tuesday - Reader and Brook, Wednesday - Sanji and Chopper , Thursday - Franky and Robin , Friday - Luffy and Zoro, Saturday - Nami and Reader , Sunday - Sanji and Robin. You along with Robin and Franky volunteered to do extra days so Sanji doesn't have to do the rest of the days alone which the cook really appreciated.

^ Washing the dishes with Brook is quiet most of the time, the two of you wash and dry the dishes enjoying the now quiet kitchen and dinning room. Both of you know that once Brook leaves the kitchen your captain will ask for some music so the two of you decided to have a cup of tea and sit for a while before the noise starts again.

^ Having Tea with Brook starts out quiet but even if you both want a quiet drink one of you always gets a long conviction going, either about art or music but most recently you've been interested in the skeletons old crew so started asking about it. Brook was more than happy to share memories of his old crew and his adventures but over time this has caused your short tea break to go on for almost an hour which Luffy isn't always too happy about.

^ Walking into the kitchen Luffy hears you laughing while sitting at the counter with Brook along with two empty tea cups, it's been over an hour and both of you haven't left the kitchen yet. As much as the captain loves to see his crew get along he wants your attention and to get a night or music and fun started "Y/N" Luffy calls out wrapping his arms around you several times pulling your back into his chest as he lays his chin on your shoulder with a pout "Sorry Captain, i guess we got carried away again" You smile reaching up to place a hand on his cheek which he leans into but that pout stays strong on his face. Brook laughs and stands up grabbing the two empty cups on the counter "My apologies captain, I'll wash these and then get some music going. I'll meet you in the aquarium bar" The skeleton bows to you and Luffy before walking around the counter to wash the cups, being picked up the captain finally smiles and walks out of the kitchen with you "Luffy i can walk" You giggle trying to get out of his arms that are still wrapped around you, the captain stops at the bottom of the stairs seeing the deck clear since everyone is in the aquarium bar by now "Y/N... I like you getting along with the crew but" Luffy sighs as he starts to let you go, with his arms loose enough you turn in his arms and wrap your arms around his neck and into is hair "You can always join us you know?" His eyes finally meet yours as a smile appears on his face, he didn't want to intrude on your time with brook, but he missed how you would hold him after dinner. Leaning in you place a kiss on his lips before taking his hand "Come on captain" you state walking him into the bar.

^ When Zoro and Luffy wash dishes together its mainly the captain talking and making the swordsman laugh, its one of the few times the swordsman feels comfortable enough to relax and let his emotions show. He can laugh and joke with Luffy or you but only when in privet otherwise he tends to get a bit embarrassed or feels the need to be the serious one. Luffy loves this time with Zoro, washing dishes was always boring and sucked for the captain but ever since he got put with Zoro there was no complaining instead it was replaced with excitement.

^ After the dishes the captain would want cuddles but also want to listen to Brooks music and spend time with the crew in the aquarium bar. Zoro likes the alone time with his captain some times a little too much and tends to try and make it last by pinning the captain between him and the counter. Luffy usually just laughs and lets the swordsman give hugs and kisses enjoying the for once needy green haired man's touch and presence, sometime the captain deliberately acts like a brat just to see the look of Zoro's face. Something about the swordsman's unamused glare and strict tone makes him unbelievably handsome even more so when he leans over the captain, their chest touching and faces inches away.

^ When you and Nami do the dishes together she likes to gossip with you, its mainly about things she heard in the village you were all just at. You're not one for gossip but you can't stop the navigator not with she seems to be enjoying herself, plus she somehow finds out the most juicy details that you can't help but listen too. She sometimes asks about your relationship with Luffy and Zoro which your more than happy to talk about, Luffy's open with his feels for the two of you so you don't see the harm in sharing some things. There are things you won't talk about since it might upset Zoro who seems to be only ok with the crew knowing about your relationship and no one else, even so there are times when the swordsman won't show affection around the crew out of embarrassment.

7 to 9 PM

^ The aquarium bar is filled with light music thanks to brook and his Piano and quiet talking. Some nights are nosier than others or higher energy but most of the time its just the crew sitting together and enjoying some music, drinks and soft lighting. You like to watch the fish in the tank while Luffy either lays on your lap or leans into your side. Zoro likes to sit close with his arm around you or Luffy, but he also secretly enjoys it when the captain sits on his lap, sometimes the swordsman will gradually move Luffy over trying to be subtle about it but you and Luffy can always tell what's happening.

^ Usopp and Chopper like to join you three most of the time, either talking about the new fish they caught or the sniper telling stories. It's always a fun conversation when the two are around, laughing and joking with each other and some times Zoro joins in making a snarky comment that makes you laugh so hard your sides hurt. The look of pride on the swordsman's face always brings you and Luffy joy.

^ Nami likes to sit at the bar either talking with Sanji or just having a quiet drink, if the noise gets too loud for her liking she'll yell at who ever it is before going back to her drink. Robin likes to read while she drinks, the only source of light being the fish tank, but she's somehow able to read, Franky likes to sit next to her either with his arm around her or engaged in conversation with someone. Brook plays his music for a while taking requests or playing his own chose, you love listening to him play and some times sing which prompts the rest of the crew to join in.

^ You'd be lying if you said there was never a fight in the bar, 90% of the time its Zoro and Sanji while the other 10% Is someone pissing off Nami enough to get on her bad side. The fights all start out the same with Zoro and Sanji, them making snarky comments to each other until it reaches its boiling point, most of the time its built up over the day and now is when all hell breaks loose. You hate to see the two fight and often try to stop it as soon as you see the warning signs but it doesn't always work. The fights always end up worse if its over you or Luffy, the swordsman getting way over protective to the point of the whole crew having to step in before they kill each other.

^ Its strange though because after an hour or, so they both go back to normal like nothing happened, you wonder if they actually hate each other or not. Maybe it's some kind of Sibling rivalry thing but there not actually siblings, when their not fighting they work well together especially if its to help out Luffy with something.

9 to 10 PM

^ Not everyone gets a shower or bath every day but you, Nami, Robin and Sanji do while the others get a bath two to three times a week. You like to Bathe last and alone since you like to take a lot of time and care with the scars on your body some of which aren't form fights with others but fights with yourself.

^ Luffy is usually the one to drag Zoro into the bath with him, he wishes you would join then but you refuse. He guesses it's a good thing though since you spend a lot of time in the bath, and he's not the type to do that. The two like to relax together, leaning into each other enjoying the warm water until they start washing themselves, Zoro always does Luffy's back and hair not because the captain can't but because he knows Luffy enjoys Zoro's massaging fingers. Luffy helps out with Zoro's back too and tries his best to massage any knots out, he learned it from Robin since he hated seeing his first mate always rubbing his own shoulders in discomfort. If the others join them its more fun for the captain who tends to get a bit deflated when in the water while Zoro often helps Chopper wash his fur when ever he needs a bath since there are places he can't each.

^ You prefer to take a bath, being able to soak in the water after a long day and relax your muscles but it also gives you some privacy in a way. You don't like looking at the scars on your thighs and stomach since they remind you of what you used to do but you take care of them, using creams and message techniques to keep them form getting raised and sore. The whole crew know you have scars from fights but the ones on your stomach and thighs you never show since its clear they look different form the rest and you don't want them to act different around you. You have taken a bath with Chopper in the past and helped him wash his fur, he's the only one you've told about your scars too but luckily he's keeping it a secret and doesn't treat you any differently, in fact he's actually helped you keep them flexible and smoothed out.

^ Chopper is the first one to head to bed making sure he gets a full 10 hours of sleep since he knows how important it is. The rest of you head off to do your own thing, Franky and Usopp are normally off making something in their workshop while Brook tends to either clean his musical instruments or watch the stars. Nami and Robin read in the library/map room, some times being interrupted by Sanji who likes to check on then and ask if they need anything before going off to check for the 15th time that the lock on the pantry is still there.

^ Luffy likes to sit on the head of the sunny most night and watch the water and the night sky while you like to get a bit more work done, your only pulled away form it by Zoro who tends to pop up out of nowhere and wrap his arms around your waist while looking over your shoulder. You don't flinch or get shocked by it anymore, not only is it routine but you can tell when he's close since you've learned a bit of Haki, all the training with Zoro has paid off.

^ Pinching the bridge of your nose you sigh trying to get your work done, a feeling of annoyance welling up inside until that familiar tingle flows through your body indicating Zoro is close by. A smile forms on your face and your body relaxes before the swordsman even touches you, his presence alone manages to calm your worries, his arms wrap around your waist as his head sinks into your neck giving it long slow kisses. Humming in delight you hold his arms and press your back into him while leaning your head back onto his shoulder letting him do as he pleases "I'm glad your here" You whisper as Zoro trails kisses from your neck to your jawline before spinning you around to crash his lips onto yours. With both of you alone he can relax and do what he wants, so he lets his hands wonder a little while keeping his lips on yours, you hum in delight and run your hands over his chest and onto his shoulders before pushing slightly to let him know you need air. Pulling away you cup his face in your hands and rest your forehead against his the two of you enjoying the quiet moment alone, this moment always gives your running mind a break form the world so you can't help but thank him even though he tells you not too.

10 PM to 12 AM

^ Nami and Robin head to bed at about 10 but mainly stay up to read or talk in their room before going to sleep at 11. Sanji does a few more checks before going to bed himself usually going to see Luffy on the sunny's head to tell him not to even try getting into the pantry before going to bed shortly followed by Brook who often laughs at the cooks tired face as he scolds the captain.

^ Luffy goes to sleep when he wants too, there's no set time he goes to bed, he just waits until he gets tired enough and then heads off to find you, Zoro's always on night watch so won't be going to bed until much later but you'll just go to bed when ever Luffy dose unless there's something you really need to get done. Zoro likes to stay with you keeping an eye out on the open sea since he's technically on watch until Luffy comes to get you.

^ With Zoro's arms around your waist and his head on your shoulder you continue with your work unaware of anything going on around you besides what your doing and the swordsman's chest moving against your back as he breathes. "Y/n, Zoro" Luffy calls out once he sees you and walks over with a slightly tired look, you hum in response trying to finish off something before your captain pulls you away "Hay, heading off already?" Zoro asks removing his head form your shoulder to look at his captain who walks to stand next to the two of you with a small smile and a nod. The swordsman laughs a little moving his hand from your waist to place it on Luffy's cheek and run his thumb under his tired eye, the captain can't help but smile wider and take Zoro's hand leaning closer to place a kiss on his first mates lips. Finally, finished with what your doing you turn to your captain who's still locking lips with Zoro, you don't want to interrupt so you just stand there admiring the two with a loving look. The swordsman is the first to pull away to get his breath back as Luffy laughs a little at his first mates slightly red face "Nigh Zo" The captain leans up placing a kiss on Zoro's cheek before taking your hand and trying to pull you away. You giggle before turning to the swordsman and kissing his lips lightly "Good night hun, Don't stay up too late" You whisper against his lips before he crashes his onto yours his hand going through your hair before letting you pull away to be dragged off by Luffy.

^ Once in bed Luffy likes to cuddle up to you, with you on your back and his head on your chest, he falls asleep pretty quickly and almost immediately starts snoring. You watch him for a while admiring his features before going to sleep yourself. You're not a light sleeper but you will wake up if someone enters the room or if Luffy starts to steer in his sleep, its something your mind and body has trained to do over the years. You know if Luffy starts to steer it's because of a bad dream which your glad you wake up to help him calm down, most of the time he doesn't wake up as you stoke his hair and try to sooth him.

12 to 4 AM

^ One by one everyone goes to sleep, the only person being awake is Zoro who either sits on the deck of the sunny or sits in the crows nest keeping an eye out for any ships or trouble. When 4 AM rolls around someone comes to take over for him, it's usually Usopp, Franky or Brook, but he doesn't talk much with them instead feeling tired he heads to bed.

^ It doesn't matter how quiet he is, you will always wake up to the sound of the door opening, Luffy on the other had is dead to the world around him. After getting changed the swordsman lays on your other side knowing that if your not in the middle you'll get shoved out of bed by one or both of the boys.

^ Laying in bed and pulling the covers over him Zoro pulls your back into his chest feeling your hand rub his arm, you both don't say anything just give loving and comforting touches as you both try and get back to sleep, Luffy's arm will stretch out to wrap around the two of you pulling you both closer to him as the captain snores away.

[moths-wc-aus]

while making my clan generator and ensuring that it worked before publishing, i generated a Dude. his name? privetstar. his description? a black tabby tom with no eyes.

immediately i was captivated. so here he is… privetstar.

privet was born with no eyes, a rare condition called anophthalmia. though he appears quite serious in this artwork, he’s actually a fun-loving guy! his favorite job is being a mentor. he loves bad jokes and fantastical stories, and can often be found telling long epics to a crowd of enchanted kits.

[u-friend-or-ufo]

My Story

Disclaimer

I do not want any witch hunt or harassment towards his family and friends when/if I reveal their username or their real name. I haven’t got a lot of screenshots of our messages. I do have some during the end of me talking to him and others. I may also delete the post to work on it more, with more screenshots if I can find them. Or, if I find this too overwhelming for me.

Also, if you have any suspicions on who this person is. Please don’t reblog this post with their username and/or their real name as I’m not ready to reveal it.

Throughout my teenage years to an young adult (14/15-19/20) I was in contact with someone who was in their 60s on Deviantart. As of yet, I’m not ready to reveal their username or their real name.

I started my own Deviantart account when I was 12/13, which is now deleted. For the first year I posted my cringe drawings and photos. During when I was 14/15, I started to Like The Beatles and the cartoon that they had back in the 60s and would favourite art and fanfictions of the band. That’s when I came across one of their drawings and posted a comment on it. I can’t remember who sent a note first. If you are not familiar with Deviantart, notes are like privet messages before the Chat function that Deviantart has now.       

At first it was fine, talking about The Beatles and different bands. Normal stuff for around a year like hello and how was your day.

During 2015 when I was 15/16, we got into an argument that got pretty bad. He asked me what year at school I was in and I said I was in year 11. He then replied with “Does that mean your 18?” I replied with No, I’m 16.”

He replied later with something along the line “We can’t talk anymore. Goodbye.” Again I don’t have any screenshots of our earlier notes. I was confused, why couldn’t we talk. Nothing was going in in a bad way. We argue about it. He blocked me, I blocked him. After a while we unblocked each other, apologized and continued on talking. This would happen a lot. We argue about something, he will bock me, sometimes deactivated his account only to reactivated, unblocked me and then apologise to me.

One time they told me that they had a dream about my trying on cute short dresses. I should have cut contact after he told me that. But I was an idiot and still talked to him.           

We talked on Messenger as well. He asked for pitchers of me. Not in the nude, nothing like that, just of my face. He said one time that he would get a tattoo of my face because I was so beautiful One time he asked for a picture of me and for a joke, I took and sent him a picture of one of my stuffed toys. He got mad at me for doing it and I apologies for the joke. I don’t have any screenshots of these messages, I’ve looked for them but can’t due to them deleting their Facebook.

We also did roplays together. Just silly Beatles roplays that involves some ocs of mine. However, some of the rolpays did involve some fetishes and kinks that I didn’t find sexual. So did some of the art work that they draw for me. Now, I don’t kink shame. If you got a kink or a fetish, then that’s fine. As long as you don’t push it on to other people who find it uncomfortable. Especially onto minors, even if they do have it.

Just after my 17 birthday, somehow one of the staff at the collage that I was attending at the time found out that I was talking to him. I do believe that one or two of my collage friends told them about us. I do remember one of them looking at my computer screen time.  They brought me into a room and asked me some questions. “When did you first start talking?” “Has he ever asked for sexual images of you?” One thing that they said did baffle me a bit. “Well, you are over the age of 13. This person isn’t a paedophile. Do you know what grooming is?”

They phoned my parents and I was allowed to leave early. My parents told me not to talk to them privately but I still can post comments on their art work. But I went behind their backs and still talked to them privately on Deviantart and Messenger.

I was pissed at them for telling the collage staff. I didn’t know who actually told them but I had my suppositions. One of these friends was 24 at the time, we meet in collage when I was 16. The friend group that they were in took me under their wing and we became friends. However, as time went by they wanted to be in a relationship with me. But that story is for another time when I’m ready to talk about it.          

When my parents found out that I was still talking to him after some months passed, they were so mad at me. Screaming at me, reducing me to tears. But after all of that, I still continued to talk with him behind my parents back. Being more secret about it and deleting our privet notes together. And, using other platforms like Tumblr and Twitter. That’s one thing I deeply regret, deleting all of our notes beside some last ones that they sent me before I cut him off.

One of his conversations with me was how I saved him from suicide by being there for him, talking to him. I was there for him when we would rant about politics and other Deviantart users. The fact that we lived in different countries, me living in the UK and him living in America. I would have late nights talking to him and roplaying as well. I would end the night by saying.” I’m going to sleep now, talk to you tomorrow.” And if I didn’t say goodnight to him, he would get mad. 

Another time he asked me to marry him, I was 17 at that time… Again, I wish I kept the notes…I was an absolute idiot for deleting them. When he asked me, I was out with my family and the phone I was using had terrible internet connection with the place that I was in. I didn’t reply straight away, I was shocked… I didn’t know what to say. I moved somewhere else away from my parents when he massage again. I do slightly remember what the message said.

“I’m waiting for the answerJ”

And like the fool I was… I said yes…That I will marry him… I didn’t want another augment to happen or them hurting/committing suicide . He was so happy… This was a man in his 60s, he was married, had children and even had grandchildren… 

In 2019 when I was 19/20, we had one last argument then I block him permanently after that because I have had enough of his threats and the way he was treating me. I then deleted my main account later on. I can’t remember if I deleted it in 2019 or 2020.

The argument was about me having an interest into Wicca and them finding out that I was in a relationship with my third ex-boyfriend.

Below are some screen shots of the notes that I kept from 2019. His username and mine are blocked out, as well as other personal information.

After some time he also deleted his main account but then crated a new one, uploading some if his old drawings.

Other screenshots

This one is from an email that they sent me during 2017. They had some suspicions that I was in a relationship and we had another augment about it. I lied to him and said that I wasn’t in one so that the argument wouldn’t continue.

These messengers are from Tumblr. I must have forgotten to block him on their. I sent him this message to him to him in 2020. I don't have a screenshot of the messages but here is it typed out.

What you have done could be consider as grooming. However, I do not think that was your intention or that you are a podophile. I believe that I appeared in your life when you was in a bad mind state and somehow have helped you. You did tell me that I saved you from suicide once. The reason why I left was the way you was talking and behaving towards me. You did not like the fact that I had a boyfriend at the time who you called a "fag" You didn't like me not talking to you for a day.

I don't know if your lgbtq+ views have change or not. I am Asexual, witch I have told you before. I am also questioning Bi-curious. You have your own opinions witch is fine but they have hurt me.

You called me a devil worshiper for having an interested in Wicca. For some clarification, Wicca is an Religion witch has nothing to do with the Christian devil. I did explain that to you but you didn't listen.

You threatened to hurt yourself and kill yourself if I left or didn't agree with you. How did you think I felt when you said theses things to me? What was your intentions?

I am sorry that you suffered from a stroke and I wish that you will have a full recovery. I don't know if you will see this message as well if you will reply to it. All I want is us the move on.

In 2022 he replied to the message.

Last year in 2023 I found out that this person passed away. I don't think I will ever forget his name so out of curiosity, I Googled his real name and found his Obituary. I couldn't believe it at first. I just stared blankly at the computer screen, my mind racing with thoughts. I couldn’t believe it at first that he was gone.

And that’s my history with this person. Again, I’m not ready to reveal their username or their real name. Not even my parents, my ex-boyfriend at the time when we was together fully knows what happened. Only my closest friends know and I’m so thankful for them taking the time for listening to me.

What I’m still conflicted on is dose this count as grooming? I do believe that used me as their own personal therapist but there is non-sexual grooming. I feel like an idiot for not cutting contact when red flags started showing up. That I blamed myself for getting in this situation. But another part of me says that this isn’t grooming. Other people have had it way much worse than you. You’re blowing this way out proportion.

I’m also worried about the outcome of telling my story. That people will say “Why didn’t you listen to your parents?” “Why didn’t you get the police involved?” “Why tell your story now?” Those are all valid criticisms. I just wanted to get this out of my chest. Again, I may also delete the post to work on it more, with more screenshots if I can find them. Or, if I find this too overwhelming for me.    

[mxmspeedster]

sfw alphabet with oscar piastri

mentions of male reader and toxic relationships but nothing graphic. and swearing, but your here so thats on you. fair warning, i'm mildly dyslectic but i had grammarly to help me this time so i should be better than the last one lmao.

auto correct saved my life on this one, i wrote in two hours listening to viva la vida but lofi on repeat.

a- affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

hugs !! my god does this boy love to hug you. his driver room? hugs. middle of a flight? he will hug you. cooking? back hugs. he will do anything for a hug. he also loves to give you small, everyday things that remind him of you. he sees a flower shop with your favorites in the window, he’ll by them for you. soft toy of your favorite animal? he’ll get one, put a little bow on it and gift it to you. he would so give you a little ring with ‘81’ on the inside, if you played a sport/raced he would have a matching one with your number in it. and if you didn’t, he would put your initials. vv sweet baby.

b- best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

he would drag you to his house to watch every single race when you were kids. you’d be forced to sit next to each other in the seating plan and became fast friends, especially if you’re good at math, (why do you think i have so many friends?) he would miss a lot for racing so you’d take extra notes for him so he would buy you a little trinket at every race, and you’d put them all on a shelf. (your parents had to take you to IKEA and get new shelves, just for the trinkets.)

c- cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

little spoon. even better if you’re taller than him. if you disagree, you can talk to the rock wall as i climb it. (i’m a rock climber btw, this isn’t meant to be a joke)

d- domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

he cooks and bakes a lot. (in Australia, you have a class (i had to take if for two years but that varies) on cooking, he would thrive there). he would do all the cooking because he loves it so much, so you would always clean up to share the work load. he would so want to by a little cozy house, maybe on a hobby farm, and adopt kids with you. you would take in sibling sets so they wouldn’t get separated in the system. i can see him doing that later in his career (after he wins a WDC maybe), and he would be a stay at home (working form home) dad for your little family (of like 10 kids across four adoptions and a surrogacy) while you worked full time.

e- ending (if they break up with their partner, how do they do it?)

he would let them down gently. he wouldn’t break up with someone for no reason, so if it was out of his control, he would by flowers and do it somewhere privet but with no real sentimental value to anyone. he’d cry doing it too. but like i said, unless they cheated of him, bby wouldn’t break up with anyone, ever. it probably meant he had a toxic high school relationship that one of his sisters had to get him out of because he didn’t want to make anyone upset :(

f- fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they be to get married?)

if he won an aus gp he would so take you out to dinner at his favorite place (he looks like the kinda guy to take you grilld at any and every opportunity) and propose to you at a park with ice cream afterwards. i think he would have no problem settling down. it’d give him some peace of mind that he always had someone in his corner to go home to after a bad race or stressful day.

g- gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

he would treat you like glass, even if you could kill him with your bare hands, he’d still be so so so gentle with you. he’d always ask you how you’re feeling, and would tilt his head while listen to you talk about your emotions. the king of communication. 100%.

h- hugs (do they like hugs? what are their hugs like?)

he loves hugs. i will not be elaborating. (especially if you lay on top of him, he loves it, it makes him feel so safe.)

i- i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

depends on how long he’s known you. if you met as kids, he’d probably say it to you before you got together (in a platonic way.) but otherwise he’d wait until you said it to him.

j- jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

he gets jelous so easlity, but he wouldn’t show it. if someone was flirting with you, he’d go all quite and moody as he holds your hand tighter or hugs your waist. he won’t outwardly do anything to anyone because he trusts you so much, he knows you would never do anything.

k- kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

he loves to kiss you. he would kiss your cheek then blush and run away. if you had tattoos, he would so kiss them. if you kissed him, anywhere, he would melt into a pile of goo and mark would have to stop him spacing out every five minutes for the rest of the day.

l- little ones (how are they around children?)

he loves children. did you see him with the grid kids at the aus gp? he didn’t look like he stepped on lego for once. if you had to baby sit a small child (between 4yo and 10yo) he is so coming with you. he’d probably enjoy the toys/shows you give to the kid than the actual kid.

m- morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

if you had a whole day off, you would just never leave the bed. he’s be so cuddly and soft. if you try moving before 10 am he would complain that it’s too cold without you. then you’d make breakfast and eat on the balcony/porch together. until lando or logan comes over unannounced and insist that you all play a video game.

n- night (how are nights spent with them?)

so so so soft. he goes to bed a 7 pm on the dot every day. the golden light from the setting sun would be so cute. he’d look like a teddy bear. he’d also insist that he childhood toy would sleep with you guys.

o- open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything at one or wait a white to reveal things slowly? )

he’d be so mysterious and would suddenly drop lore like he’s a dad or something. you wouldn’t know anything for months, then you suddenly know his favorite flower is a daisy and he once had to go the hospital because he ate a dandelion. then you have to wait months for any new information.

p- patience (how easily angered are they?)

he is a saint. unless your lando, logan or fredrik, then he is perpetually annoyed at you. if you had a disability (both visible or invisible) he’d be so so patient with you if you were slower to get somewhere/do something/understand him. and if you spoke a different language, he’d learn it in secret so you could talk. he’d probably be more comfortable talking in your native language than in english, he gives me the vibes of “i don’t like speaking English to people i’m close to, it doesn’t feel special enough for them.”

q- quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he would remember every little detail you ever tell him ever. your favorite pen brand you mentioned as you walked though officeworks or your Favorite teacher from when you were 5. he will remember everything. until you ask him, then he forgets his own name.

r- remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

when you brought him flowers for the first time when he was still in f3. you brought them for him when you went on your first in person date since covid started and he took them home and pressed them so he could put them in a frame and keep them forever. he’d set the photo of you two from that date as his wallpaper and would always show it to people like “look at my man :D”

s- security (how protective are they? how would they protect you?)

he would wrap himself around you entirely when he wants to protect you but he also cried when he almost killed a spider so i don’t think he’d be capable of anything else.

t- try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts everyday tasks?)

he puts so much effort it making things special for you were ever he can but it’s all or nothing. it’s either pizza on the living room floor with a shitty film, or the most expensive wine he could find with a home cooked, three course meal on a balcony in Paris. he’d always make is special for you, but it depends on his mood and what he can do.

u- ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he’d bite your fingers if you put them too close to his mouth. he’d get the overwhelming sense of love and would bite your fingers to keep your hands on him or at least close to him because he would cry otherwise. this wouldn’t be a problem for you if it weren't for the fact he has sharp teeth and a strong jaw.

v- vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

he does not care. he does not give two fucks about how he looks. until it’s a fancy date, then he cares. he’d learn how to do eyeliner so he’d look extra good for you. (him in eyeliner, i’d pay money to see that)

w- whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

absolutely. he would cry every night he couldn’t be with you or call/talk to/see you. he would take your clothes so he could feel even just a little but closer to you.

x- xtra (a random headcanon for them)

he’d call you ducky. no reason for it. he just called you that one day and never stopped.

y- yuck (what are somethings they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he wouldn’t want someone who would always one up him or treat him like a baby. he also wouldn’t want someone who always did all the cooking and cleaning while he just did nothing. he’d probably cry if the work load wasn’t split evenly.

z- zzz (what is a sleep habit of theirs)

he’d take all the blankets. even in an aussie summer, he insists on sleeping with three blankets and you’ll always wake up at 3am with no blankets and again at 6am with him (and all the blankets) on top of you.

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

they went to hawaii together? didn't they go snowboarding or something too? maybe they really are the privet couple 🥴 and before jikookers start "WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH JIMIN ANTIS" take it up with taekook 🙄🤚

The way I said taekook real because of the plushie, but it was just a joke and was actually more leaning into the theory that it had been a couple gift from Jungkook's hook up and Jennie (respectively), but now it would kinda make sense that it was just a plushie that Taehyung left at Jungkook's place after they came back from Hawaii. THE PLOT THICKENS...

[southernbluebellereader]

ok hear me out, I can't remember if I talked about this but like please I need Nikolai or somebody to just hold my hands. They are the hurting, they are the aching. (also I do not speak Russian, I'm so sorry)

Just him holding your hands and wrists close to him make all the difference. He gets special gloves for you to wear when he's not there to hold your hands - yes, they have the Russian flag on them. Doesn't matter what he's doing, if you are in pain, he will drop whatever he's doing and attend to your needs - John Price can wait.

During a meeting with John, Nikolai gets a phone call from you. John knows that look, "Nik, please we have to finish this."

Nikolai just looks at him and flips open his phone (yes, this man has a flip phone that's only reserved for calling you and receiving phone calls from you), then answers the phone, "Привет, мой любимый." ("Privet, moy lyubimyy" - "Hello, my beloved.")

Now you know damn well not to call him while he's working unless it's an emergency - even then you don't call half the time because you can usually handle it. But you are in pain. Your body is fighting against you. Your hands. Your wrists. Your forearms. Your legs even are inflamed, sore, and achy, and you're exhausted. And you need your Nikki.

As soon as he heard your voice, the color in his face drained and the lump in his throat are bigger and he felt his heart drop to his stomach. He looks to John, who already knows it's you calling. You can barely get a full sentence out before Nikolai curses under his breath, low enough so you won't hear, then speaks to you softly and gently but with urgency.

"I'll come home as soon as I can, don't strain yourself, Y/N." His cool and humorous personality has switched to a more concerned one. As soon as he hangs up, he doesn't even have to say anything to John, "Get in the car, I'll drive."

A few hours later, John has dropped Nikolai off at your home and he practically jumps out of the car before John could even stop the car. John follows close after, making sure they're not being followed. Nikolai made him swear not to mention you to anyone and made him promise to keep you safe if anything happened to you.

You could hear your Nikki come inside, the second pair of footsteps could only be John's. You'd barely managed to get out of bed that morning, and the pain seemed to get worse, spreading up your arms. Your body felt warm, you felt nauseous. Nikolai's breath were heavy with worry, but he took a moment to collect himself before entering your shared room.

The man was near tears and his chest was tight at the sight of you, you could barely hold yourself up, your face stained with tears as you could barely say his name. You nearly sobbed at the sight of him, apologizing over and over for bothering him and making him come home.

"Shh, I'm here now. Я сейчас здесь, мой любимый. Я здесь. Я позабочусь о тебе." ("YA seychas zdes', moy lyubimyy. YA zdes'. YA pozabochus' o tebe." - "I'm here now, my beloved. I'm here. I'll take care of you.")

Nikolai sat on the side of the bed and gently pulled you close to him, holding your hands and arms close to his chest and held your head on his shoulder as he rocked you gently. John was honestly in awe. He knew very little of your pain, Nik only mentioned it once that you get pain sometimes. And in all the years he'd known Nik, he'd never seen him like this. Nik looked over at his friend as he slowly managed to calm you down, "Can you make tea?"

This wasn't the time to make jokes and did as he was asked. When he brought the cup back to your room, you'd managed to sit up a little, still leaning on your Nikki for support. The both of you looked over at John has he brought you the cup of tea. You thanked John for the tea as Nikolai took it from his hands and helped you drink some of it before placing it on the night stand beside you.

"Please forgive me, John..." Your voice was strained and exhaustion lay heavy on it. Before Nikolai could say anything, John shook his head, "No need. I'll make sure Nik always gets back to you."

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Tyler Hoechlin- Our Love

Late Night Talks

April 2012

Tyler and I seem to have our deepest chats late at night. Tonight is no different. We're laying outside looking up at the stars. We've been talking about our childhood memories, what school was like for us, but now it's turned into talking about where we see each other in 10 years time

"I'd like to have done more TV shows maybe some movies. I'd like to be married, have had children or having children"

"How many children would you like?" I ask

"2 or 3. What about you? Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?"

"The same really, maybe more films than TV shows. I really want to be a mom. My childhood was great, but I guess I would have loved at least one sibling so I'd like them same amount of children as you. I'd love to be married, have some dogs" Tyler then notices something in the sky

"Look a shooting star. Make a wish" Tyler tells me. I close my eyes and make my wish. I hope all of that can come true with Tyler. I open my eyes back up and look over at my boyfriend who's looking at me

"What?" I chuckle

"I hope we can be lying here in 10 years time with our children looking up at the stars thinking back to this moment"

"I hope so to"

May 2012

Once again we're having one of our usually conversations late at night. We've had a little bit to much wine, well I have and I'm a little tipsy, now we're cuddled up on the bean bag talking about what we think could happen after death

"Ghosts are 1oo% real"

"I'm not sure" Tyler replies

"They are, trust me. My parents house is haunted"

"How so?"

"Things would go missing"

"Right and that's not because you would put something down and forget about where you put it?"

"No" I gasp "why would you think that I'm the one forgetting where I put things?"

"Because Ive known you for 2 years now and been your boyfriend for over a year now"

"Whatever. Ghosts are still real"

"Of course babe" Tyler kisses my forehead while I pout a little

"I think we should go on a ghost hunt"

"Maybe one day we will"

June 2012

"What's your biggest fear?" I ask Tyler as we lay in the bath together at 1am since we had a late shoot

"Not being good enough" he sighs

"You put to much pressure on yourself. Your an amazing actor and a beautiful person inside and out. I love you”

“I love you too. What about you?”

“Having my heart broken, having that kind of trust broken”

“Promise I’ll never do either. Your it for me. The one I want to spend my life with”

“That’s not a proposal is it?”

“No” Tyler chuckles “not yet. One day though, but lest move in with each other first. Not right now maybe next year sometime”

“I’d like that”

July 2012

Next month Tyler and I will be going to Comic Con with our cast mates, we have decided to still keep our relationship quiet so we know we need to be carful during interviews especially because the fans want us to be dating

“When do you think we should announce or relationship?” Tyler ask me as we tidy up the kitchen before going to bed

“Not yet. I like keeping our relationship privet. Why you asking? Do you want us to go public?”

“One day, but only when we’re both ready”

“Let’s just see what happens after Comic Con. We don’t have to confirm anything yet”

“Good idea”

“Plus it might be fun to get the fans excited before we do confirm anything” I joke making Tyler laugh a little. We finish cleaning up before heading up to bed.