#and pepto

[hyperfocusthusly]

Can someone tell me why I (a person who gets nauseous at the very thought of conflict) would get personally involved in a show (succession) which is nothing but conflict

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

My body is doing some FUNKY things on this new birth control and I don’t think I appreciate it

[shushmal]

Eddie sits and watches Steve’s kitchen clock slowly count closer and closer to their movie time—closer, then past. It’s 30 minutes gone from showtime when he hears the bathroom door upstairs close and shut, and Steve’s bedroom door quietly doing the same.

Wincing, Eddie counts down slowly from 100, lets Steve wallow for a bit, before he gets down from his stool to head up.

“Hey,” Eddie murmurs, sitting beside the lump under Steve’s blankets. The lump does not reply. “Baby, you okay?”

“No,” it whines, and Eddie’s glad Steve has shoved his head under his pillow because Eddie can’t help cracking a smile. “I’m dying, and I’m a shitty boyfriend, and you’re going to dump me.”

Eddie scoffs. “The day I dump you is the day you send me to the funny farm,” he says, mock serious. “You do shit a lot though, babydoll.”

Steve whines louder. “It’s not fair! You eat expired hotdogs! Raw! Straight from the fridge!!”

“Guts of steel, Stevie! Your upper middle class suburban tummy would shrivel and die in the face of things I’ve eaten.”

“It’s shriveled and died already, thanks.”

Eddie laughs, and rubs his hand along Steve’s arm. He knows better than touching him anywhere else when Steve’s stomach is upset. But the fact that he’s in bed, under the covers, must mean the worst is over.

“You want me to get you anything?”

“New organs and a surgeon to put them in.”

“I was thinking more like water? Toast? Pepto?”

“A quick and painless death?”

“I’m afraid I can only offer you kisses and cuddles when you feel up for it. And the aforementioned consumable items.”

Steve’s head comes out from under the pillow and he squints at Eddie. His hair is standing up in wild spikes, and Eddie chews his lip to keep himself from laughing.

“Who the fuck says shit like aforementioned, you absolute dork.”

“You love me,” Eddie says, grinning.

Wrinkling his nose, Steve sighs, flopping back down on the bed. “I guess,” he admits, looking up at Eddie through his lashes with a little, miserable smile, and taking Eddie’s breath away. Even when he’s miserable and whiny, Steve remains the prettiest person Eddie’s ever had the luck to lay eyes on. “I guess I’ll take a water. And a kiss, if it’s not too much trouble.”

Eddie grins, leaning down. “Anything for you, princess.”

[beezii]

raven team leader fortnite because I have no self control

[catmask]

#playing #splashing #frolicking

[archiveofaffinities]

Sam and Nancy Jones, Pepto Gizmo

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[grundoonmgnx]

Leah Gardner, Romanticize Your Life, 2022

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

👁️👁️ ~ The Blob ~ 👁️👁️ (pilotslime)

(Credit this post if you use these!) (kofi)

[bocchidaily]

Day 60: Melted Bocchi is being frozen back into shape

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Those egg things from Hazbin Hotel were secretly government spies and/or assassins sent to Hell to kill some Pepto Bismol pink guy whose name I don’t know.

I have never watched Hazbin Hotel so idk where this came from.

[killerslowpoke]

03-22-24

inspired by the song Pluto Projector by Rex Orange County

I'm in Love with the lighting and details in this one ngl

[junkworldusa]

NEW ZINES AND PRINTS AVAILABLE!

For Chicago Alt Comics Expo I put together a new collection called JUNK WORLD FOREVER. It's 24 pages, riso printed, & comes in two different cover colors - I only have four of the hot pink left!! Edit: hot pink is sold out but I have plenty of blue. Includes classic comics such as "You'd still fuck me if I was a prism?" and "I'm a stuffed animal so I mostly just got humped." Highbrow stuff.

I also have two minizines available - the 3 Ways minizine (which you can get for free as a pdf on my ko-fi), and a Pocket Bestiary, which actually sold out at CAKE. People love it when there is a collection of little guys.

I also turned this guy into a linocut for some reason

And finally I have restocks of Junk World #1, riso printed & with a new cover! Thank you @sourchinmusic for the ducky cookie sculpt ;w;

[donetbhlmao]

like im so serious. sydluca connection implied in s3. Luca is sticking around chicago for “a couple months.” there are NONE scenarios where Carmy is gonna be normal about this.

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from @fetuscakes sturdy canvas bag that I wanted but they wanted FIVE dollars for this when someone got for FREE at a (pharmaceutical?) event, get outta here; many very pink karate gi; copper idol

[images-that-are-only-cursed]