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LISTEN UP
LISTEN UP
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We all know that Kazutora was put in handcuffs alot of times.
BUT
What about, pink, fluffy handcuffs?
OKAY, BOMB DROPPED
I am going to run to my corner and see how this turns out
OHHHHHHHH 😏
the first time kazutora experienced his wrists bound in handcuffs was at a very young age. it felt cold against his skin; uninviting, grey and blank. a painful reminder of the price he had to pay. from then on, he’s developed a hatred for handcuffs because every time he sees them—whether it be around his wrist or somewhere else—kazutora gets reminded of his troubled past and how he has to be a compliant individual. he hated it. he hated subduing to the rules, he was a rule breaker.
but it’s ironic because at the age of twenty-six, suddenly his wrists being bound was a completely different experience for him, exciting even. they weren’t held together by those cold, uninviting handcuffs anymore, no. his wrists were bound by pink, fluffy handcuffs. as an adult, kazutora didn’t care if those handcuffs were a symbol of submitting himself to you. he gladly would.
kazutora loves the feeling of the soft material around his wrists as you pleasure him into oblivion. he loves being at your mercy while he whines your name repeatedly like a prayer because he can’t do anything else but take what you’re giving him like the good boy he is.
and it’s funny, because he’s grown to love those pink, fluffy handcuffs whenever it came to the bedroom because it reminded him of how much pleasure he gets from being obedient and compliant. it reminds him of the way your tight cunt hugs his cock as you mercilessly ride him.
#mitsuyeaah’s ask#shinobu (╹◡╹)♡#kazutora hanemiya#kazutora smut#kazutora imagines#kazutora x y/n#kazutora x reader#kazutora x you#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers imagines#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers x y/n#tokyo revengers x you#tokyo rev smut#tokyo rev imagine#tokyo rev x reader#tokyo rev x you#tokyo rev x y/n#tokyo rev#tokyo revengers
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WoT Musing: Episode 5 Live Thoughts
I was so exhausted after work I ended up more or less passing out/napping for several. Just now woke up and am watching the episode and already digging the heck out of it
Seanchan Court politics lets gooooooooo. I continue to really adore the visual aesthic they've chosen for the Empire.
Fucking, I love the subtle intricatices of the Seanchan their including. Suroth tries to use her Voice to speak to Turak which is a major insult (since it implies he's not worth speaking to directly) and he SHUTS THAT SHIT DOWN INSTANTLY. It also includes the minor detail from the books that these two hated each other.
OKAY BUT THE WAY THE TRUE POWER LOOKS LIKE TAR AND THE TAINT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE, BRILLIANT
My girl! She is here!
Also hi Dain!
.....It is very weird to see Dain flirting with Perrin, and honestly funny. This will make their later interactions very funny.
Hi Valda! I continue to wonder if you're our 'Bors' now.
'They'll have to sleep sometime and then I'll have them'. Ah yes, Lanfear's status as Tel'arian'rhiod Queen (even though Moggy is better then her there).
Aw yeah Verin scene time- I love the way she still manages to doge questions she dosne't want to answer.
Suorth's temerity is fascinating to me as an externalization of her own conflict int he series: her Seanchan cultural conditioning VS her own selfish desires that drove her to the Shadow
God the 4d Chess between Sheriam, Liandrin and Verin is DELICIOUS
The name drop of Gender Flipped Galladrin is very funny
DANG ISHAMAEL
All the Forsaken continue to crave Rand carnally and it is DELICIOUS that we are getting to see it on screen
FUCKING LANFEAR 'Moghiden is insane, Graendal is a vain idiot, and the boys couldn't execute a plan if they where under Compulsion' RUTHLESS
'Because I alone among the Chosen believe in the Dark' THE SHOW CONTINUES TO VALIDATE MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE SERIES AND AM LIVING
Ohhhhhhhh, that effect on the Adam is INTERESTING.
AW YEAH CRUCIFIXION SCENE
I can feel the series ramping up to the final two episodes of the season and i am eXCITE
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Iwae! For those of you pissed at Legend for taking the spotlight for three episodes, rest assured that this is the last one~! Will Hotaro and Kaguya have their handshake? Will Hundred destroy Gotchard's world?
Spoilers, I guess...
-Oh, throwin' hands again
-Butler movin'!
-He's having fun :)
-Knocked the fuck out of his transformation without even rolling him.
-Okay, bye pal
-This time limit seems unneccessary.
-Ohhhhhhhh
-Tsukasa's currently dead, so
-G
-Gigist, what ya doin
-"I love Malice. Make it happen, my friend."
-OHHHHHHH
-I knew this bullshit would happen eventually! (<- Excited)
-I see Ark-One's still in pristine condtion.
-...at least better than Eternal's yellowing making him look like he pissed himself.
-OHHHHH
-WHAT THE FUCK
-ARK MALGAM
-HOLY SHIT WHAT
-KIDS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE
-FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE
-PULL THE FUCK OUT
-Good for you, I guess Saigetsu.
-...Gigist ain't fucking playing around, I can tell you that much.
-Fighting alone gorgeously~!
-Junsei Motojima's really damn good now
-I
-Is he slutting it up in the middle of an abandoned mall
-Sabi help
-If it's beautiful, you should carry it
-"Do as you please. I'm fixing it anyway."
-Roll for initiative.
-Thank you Spanner.
-Ark Malgam, I can't believe this is real.
-For a gorgeous world.
-Gotchanko!
-Ultimate shiny!
-"Hotaro...!"
-THEY'RE ALL OUR BOIS
-LEND US YOUR STRENGTH, LEVEL 10 SQUAD!
-The Gotcha!
-One Kaguya?
-Many Kaguya.
-Take off, toward a dream!
-Grand Zi-O Time.
-T
-The fucking Kachidoki flags, are you joshing me
-Oh, good
-Sonic Arrow~! My beloved!
-O
-Oh, Grand Zi-O could summon himself this whole time.
-I don't know how to feel about that.
-Legendary legends of the legendary legends!
-Finale da! Hotaro!
-Gorgeous Gotcha~!
-ONORE REJENDO
-Welcome, Kaguya :)
-Gorgeous special cake...
-Looks amazing
-"Not bad :)"
-Still got a Hundred to think about.
-...Your Gourgeist...
-OHHHHHHHHHH A POPPY CARD
-I WANT ONE
-This is farewell, Houou Kaguya Quartz.
-We will meet again
-OH
-D
-Daybreak????
-EGG????
-SKEBOWS????
-OH MY GOD
-THIS WAS NEVER A FILLER ARC! THEY PLAYED US
-...okay it is a filler arc, but WOW
-Y'know, call me easy to please but I had fun! This was worth it.
-I give this episode one Kamen Rider Poppy Ride Chemy Card/10.
#Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch!#kamen rider#kamen rider gotchard#kamen rider legend#kr gotchard#gotchard spoilers
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Expectations When Expecting (Prologue)
Chapter 18
Chapter 19:
"Pardon?! You're telling me you actually went to the Dwarfs' Mine in search of a magestone?" Crowley yelped, looking over the students in surprise.
"Yes." What a unanimous answer from the confused teens regarding the absurd question of the Headmage. Yuu nodded when he'd looked over to her.
"I didn't expect that you'd seriously do it." The Headmage stated incredulously. "And never in my wildest imaginings did I think you would actually return with a magestone!" He looked over, wincing at the stern glare on Yuu's face, opting to ignore it.
"And here I spent all evening preparing your expulsion documents." He muttered, earning himself an angry yowl from Grim.
"Are you serious?! While we were fightin' some crazy monster for you, you were expelling us?!"
Those words seemed to freeze the Crow-man in place as he slowly turned to look at the cat. "I beg your pardon... 'Monster'...?" His glowing eyes examined the small cuts across Yuu's face, face contorting into horror.
"Yeah. There was a monster, all right." Ace pushed past her, chest puffed out angrily. "A big, nasty one. It nearly killed us!"
Crowley looked at her one last time before speaking. "Would you kindly relate this story in full?"
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To say that they'd stunned Crowley into silence was an understatement. The Headmage stared blankly for a couple minutes, eyes wide in surprise.
"... So a mysterious monster was living in the mines," He began, a bit weary of the subject. "And the four of you worked together to destroy it, and then brought its magestone back to me?"
"I- I don't know that I'd call it 'working together.'" Ace denied, quickly joined by Deuce.
"Yeah! It was more like we just happened to share the same goal at the same time..."
Yuu bit back a smile. However exhausted she was, the awkward responses from the boys was always amusing.
Seemingly out of nowherre, Crowley released a loud wail. "Oh, gracious... Ohhh... Ohhhhhhhh!" He began to sob, surprising Yuu, who rushed to attempt to console the crying man.
She got stopped, however, due to the tug on her pant leg by Grim. "What is this guy's deal?! Burstin' into tears in public? At this age?!"
"Grim." She hissed. "Don't be rude."
"In all the decades I've worked at this school..." Crowley blubbered. "The day has finally come when the students of Night Raven College have joined hands together to defeat a common foe!"
"Whoa! No! No way would I join hands with that guy!" Deuce cried, horrified.
"Okay, one, there was no joining of hands. Gross." Ace retorted, equally as horrified.
"It's a figure of speech boys." She mentioned.
"Yeah, okay. Whatever. I knew that. And two, exactly HOW old are you, headmage?" Ace continued, dismissive of Yuu's earlier comment.
"At this moment, I am moved beyond words." The headmage stated, deliberate of his dismissal of the question. Oof. Age is a touchy subject, it seems...
"This incident has proven my hopes were justified." Crowley preened, turning toward her proudly.
Uh oh.
"Yuu, my doubts are allayed! For you... You possess the talents of a beastmaster!" He announced, looking over her, making sure that she wasn't in danger.
"A beastmaster...? Wait, what was the part before that?"
"My students have all been selected by the Dark Mirror for their exceptional talent and potential. But great talent begets great pride and big egos." Ha! Tell me about it...
"Most are so self-reliant and self-centered that they never even consider cooperating with others." Crowley smiled, noticing how Yuu smirked at Ace and Deuce, both of which found the floor suddenly rather interesting.
"You make it sound like that's a bad thing." Grim snorted.
"But you, my dear, possess no magic. Yet in spite of that - or perhaps because of it - you were able to convince those who CAN use magic to work together for a common goal." Crowley seemed excited.
"The everyday, humdrum mundanity you possess may be exactly what Night Raven College needs!" He smiled at her, ignoring the look of insult.
"I beg your pardon-" She began.
"But... none of those words are good things?" Ace cut her off, completing her sentence.
"Yuu... I am convinced that people like you are necessary for the future of this school. My educator's intuition tells me so." Crowley announces. "Trappola, Spade - I hereby revoke your pending expulsions!"
Ace and Deuce pumped their fists in the air, puffing their chests out proudly as if to play off their joy. Good for them. I'm glad they didn't get expelled.
"Furthermore, Yuu..." Crowley's voice cut through the atmosphere. "I am granting you the qualifications necessary to attend Night Raven College!"
The group's eyes widened in surprise. "WHAT?!" They collectively cried, staring at the headmage.
"Sir?! You do remember my current... condition. Correct?" She asked, her eyes shooting to her abdomen. Sir. I'm pregnant! I can't keep this a secret forever. What are you doing?!
Crowley nodded, giving her a wink as if he were doing her a favor. "Of course. This is extraordinarily kind of me." He's actually insane!
Crowley's smile still remained bright as he mentioned something. "There is one condition, however... Your inability to use magic is, for a mage, unacceptable. You would not be able to adequately pursue the school's curriculum!" The crow-man's eyes trained on Grim, who stood confused before him.
"As for you, Grim... Your actions today have made it clear that you possess sufficient talent to become a mage." He announced, earning the disbelieving stare from Grim.
"In light of the total sum of your respective circumstances, you and Yuu will share a single enrollment at Night Raven College."
Yuu paused for a moment, noticing how Grim's eyes seemed to light up. Ah, so that's your game? Fair enough.
Grim let out a please meow, tail swishing excitedly. "I... I'll get to go to this school...? As an actual student? Not a janitor?!"
Yuu and Crowley both nodded.
"Correct. However!" Crowley looked at Yuu, addressing her as he dumped more responsibility on her shoulders. "There must be no further incidents like the one that occurred today. Are we clear?"
She looked at the cat who bounced with childish delight at the news. "If it'll make Grim happy... then I agree to your terms, Headmage."
"Yuu, I... I finally..." Grim seemed to tear up for a moment before he hopped into her arms.
"Congrats! It'll be a pleasure working with you, oh Great Grim." She smiled as he celebrated.
"I FINALLY DID IT!" He cried. Crowley motioned for Yuu to put the cat monster down. She did as instructed, placing him on the Headmage's desk before stepping back to watch curiously.
"Accordingly, I will now present to Grim the magestone that is issued to every student here."
Grim paused in his celebrations, looking confused as he asked about the magestone.
"It is typically attached to the "magic pen" that each student uses." Crowley informed. "But I suspect your paws cannot handle implements. Therefore, I have a custom solution for you."
Yuu's eyes widened as she saw the purple stone attached to a collar that had materialized when the Headmage had waved his hand over Grim's neck.
"My... Is it possible that I am, in fact, too kind?" Crowley inquired, tapping his golden claw against his chin as he pondered.
Grim looked down, mesmerized by the new collar, admiring its appearance against his chest. "Ah, sweet! I look awesome! A magestone collar, to be worn only by the legendary archmage, Grim!"
Crowley looked at Grim. "... You're not listening to anything I say, are you?"
"Very well... Yuu. As you can plainly see, Grim remains oblivious to the customs of human society."Crowley informed her. I know where you're going with this, and I don't like it...
"You are to keep a tight rein on Grim, and ensure there are no further incidents!" Crowley stated, as Yuu looked at him, stone faced.
"Yes sir."
"Wow, that's quite the promotion. From janitor to student to prefect, all in the span of a day." Ace teased, earning himself a playful punch to the arm.
"Hush." She awkwardly scolding the ginger.
"Oh, I see. So if your dorm is just you two..." Deuce reasoned. "And the headmage himself is putting you in charge of Grim, that makes you... the dorm prefect."
"Well, that's gotta be a Night Raven first! A magic-less prefect? But sure, why not? Whatever works!" Ace smirked at her, poking her side and making her yelp while snickering.
"I'm not really sure I'm cut out for this..." She stated, uncomfortable.
"Good luck to you, Prefect. Let's see that same spirit you showed us in the Dwarfs' Mine!" Deuce stated, holding out his fist for her. She gave him a smile, allowing the boy a fist bump.
"Ah, Yes. I suppose that does make you a prefect." Crowley's mind seemed to be doing flips as he was apparently making a lot of his stuff up. "I just so happen to have a job for you, and that title will make it all the easier to foist... er, I mean, congratulations!"
Yuu narrowed her eyes, the Headmage dismissing his previous slip up. "Now, I have something for you. This is called a ghost camera."
He offered her a strange, polaroid-esque camera. Her eyebrows furrowed in confusion, examining its vintage features, and the familiar shape of the lens. "... Ghost?"
"Ooh, my grandma's told me about those. Those are, like, super old magic items, right?" Ace chimed, looking at the camera with interest.
"I would hardly consider them 'super old'." Crowley cleared his throat before promptly admitting the age of the camera.
"It enables the user to photograph not just the subject's physical form, but parts of their soul itself." Crowley concluded by including the camera's purpose.
"... Sir, did you just provide me with a soul-eating camera?" Yuu deadpanned.
"Wait, that sounds... sketchy." Deuce agreed.
"No, no! Nothing like that! They're called Memories." He explained. "When the soulbond between photographer and subject deepens... The Memories captured in this magic camera's photos come jumping out!"
"Jumping out?!" She yelped, looking at the camera with sight fear.
"Yes! When the photographer and subject grow closer, their photographs grow animated like videos... And sometimes the photographs take on corporeal form and slip out. " Crowley chirped excitedly. "Is that not what you youths would call 'wicked keen'?"
"Sir, with all due respect, never say that again." She remarked, earning a couple of snickers from the boys.
Deuce chimed in almost immediately. "That almost sounds like ghost photography!"
"Very astute. Hence the name 'ghost camera'."Crowley said slowly as Deuce seemed to state the obvious.
"I understand it was developed as a more vivid way to capture moments in time, in an age before video." Crowley mentioned, earning himself a look from Yuu. "As Spade observed, in days of yore, when people saw Memories jumping out of photos, they would get spooked and yell, 'Ghost!'"
"This tech sounds like way more trouble than it's worth." Ace deadpanned.
Yuu examined the strange camera. "It's basically like a magical polaroid, I guess? Either way, it shouldn't be too hard to use." She remarked, tracing the mouse-like shape on the front.
"My dear." Crowley stated, startling the young woman out of her thoughts. "I would like you to photograph Grim and the other students with this camera, and make a record of your campus life."
Yuu gave a nod, giving into Crowley's antics.
"Sounds like the perfect way to immortalize all my finest moments!" Grim laughed loudly.
Crowley cleared his throat, almost as if to refocus their attention onto him. "Make especially certain to capture the mischief caused by certain students who struggle with impulse control."
"... You want me to catch chaos on camera? Really?" Yuu raised an eyebrow at Crowley, who turned away to avoid her gaze.
"Well... Keeping a photographic journal sounds far less tedious than writing me lengthy reports, wouldn't you agree? As a prefect, consider it your duty to maintain a sharp eye on your surroundings and record them." Crowley took a breath before turning to face her once more.
"Note how generous I'm being in providing a rare magical item that even someone like yourself can use. Is my kindness not beyond all reckoning?"
Yuu resisted the urge to roll her eyes, simply bowing her head slightly. "Yes... Thank you sir."
Crowley's hand was placed gently on her shoulder, Yuu becoming hyper aware of the false metal claws on his fingers.
"The hour has grown late, so further details shall have to wait till the morrow." He informed, as if sensing her fatigue, allowing her to be dismissed. It wasn't like she was going to be able to sleep, but it's the thought that counts.
"You are all dismissed. Return to your dorms."Crowley stated, ushering the group out of his office.
Deuce crowed out a, "Goodnight sir!" Before leaving ahead of her.
Yuu turned to take her leave before the familiar hand stopped her.
"Miss Yuu... I have something to help with your condition." Crowley mentioned softly. Yuu turned to him, her eyes wide with surprise as she saw a glass bottle of what appeared to be a type of fizzy drink.
"It is a lemon-ginger ale. I had read that it would help with the nausea. I do hope this helps you." He chirped.
Yuu's eyes widened before she gave him a small, touched smile. "Thank you sir. Have a good night." She uttered before turning and making her way out of the office.
Chapter 20
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Year in Review: Books Pt 1
Tumblr deleted the entire first draft of this, which is cool and awesome. It was too long anyways. These aren't meant to be full on analytic reviews, just blurbs about my experience with the books and what I thought about them. I might move into more in depth stuff later on next year.
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
He was pride. She was prejudice. Can I make it anymore obvious?
I started this on CD audiobook for the first half before driving my car off of a cliff. I was fine, but Elizabeth Bennet was a casualty of the accident, so I found the rest of the book on Libby with a different reader who had Very different vibes. It kind of fit how I felt about the book. Jane Austen is very good at regaling the audience from Elizabeth's point of view about how Darcy is the shittiest man alive, while turning at the halfway point to reveal he is actually the Only Good Victorian Man to exist.
I've seen this tale play out in both BBC and Keira Knightley formats, which are both fantastic in their own right, but I was significantly more invested in the characters this time around, especially the supporting cast. Elizabeth/Darcy romance was very cute, Jane and Bingley was adorable, Elizabeth's shitty cousin was hilarious. I like the glimpses of how she thinks about the rest of her family that you don't get in the movie. She hates how her dad views her mother as entertainment, she hates how her mother treats her children like products to be sold, she hates how her younger sisters make them all look silly. Damn she's really hateful, huh? Almost like she's preju-OHHHHHHHH.
Coraline by Neil Gaiman
The Funny Cat, The Spider Mom, and the Weird Door
This was a book I was excited to get into. The movie freaked me out when I was little, as did it everyone else, and I'll get to that since I watched it immediately after this. Maybe this Friday. But it isn't anywhere near as vividly horrific as the OG Evil Narnia. In a fun way. There's an implication in this book that the Other World and Other Mother are just two of many possible little horrors that live under your bed or behind the door that shouldn't be there that want to hurt and/or eat you. Kind of like real life. That's okay though, you can get through it alive. And Coraline proves it.
I like her a lot as a character. She isn't near as naive as she is in the movie, and catches on to the nature of what's happening on the end of night one, thus Other Mother kidnapping her parents to serve as motivation to come back. That gives the book freedom to explore the Other World and its nature thoroughly, and watch as it all crumbles around Coraline. I like that everything is just a bunch of bugs stretched into the visage of pleasant things by a giant spider. I also love that spider's contrary motivation. She needs to feed, but there is also a genuine desire to love Coraline, to be a mother, whatever her bizarre conception of what that means. Evil hungry desire is more pressing though. Get in my web, girl.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis
Digimon season one for 1950s British kids.
At some point I decided to reread all of the Narnia books. I got through like, 4 of them in a weird order due to how Libby works. I promise I do read physical stuff its just hard to find the time to finish them. The first book the Narnia line up was originally written for my boy Clive's real life goddaughter Lucy Barfield , who was temporarily displaced as a child during WWII, as a children's story. He even dedicated the book and maybe the whole series to her. However, by the time he finished this one she was already an adult and "too old for fairytales." Classic blunder. I'll still read your stuff, Clive.
The whole of Narnia is a wintery wonderland turned on its head, its magic and majesty suffocating under a thick sheet of ice. Jadis is a very cool antagonist. She's not super complex, but she's a very strong character and extremely threatening villain, as we see throughout the series. The Pevinsies all have a sweet relationship. Edmond's an asshole in a very realistic sense, but they all care deeply for each other in an even more realistic way. The end of the book starts a pattern Mr. Lewis likes to repeat where a quick epilogue is hamfisted into the end that blows over large swaths of time in a hurry to resolve everything. I have problem's with that in later books, but it works best here, skipping to the famous reveal that time moves much faster in Narnia, and two decades or so only equals a few minutes in our world. A little fucked up. Go through puberty again, Pevinsies, this time in BRITISH SCHOOL.
Prince Caspian by Clive
Ocarina of Time for 1950s British kids.
The second book in the series gives more context to the world Narnia lives in, while also screwing with our perception of what Narnia is in first place. A previously unmentioned country to the east invades and colonizes Narnia, oppressing its people and removing magic wherever they can. Lewis can write about the complexities of colonization as he actually comes from a country familiar with this kind of shit, believe it or not. Who are they conquered by? A country of Minotaurs? Dragons? Wayward dwarves still allegiant to Jadis? Humans??? What the hell?
Turns out Narnia is the weird magic fairytale place even within its own universe. Everywhere else is inhabited by eternally 18th century European style society. It's also 1000 years later, but a year for our dudes, so the Pevinsies get to experience how Narnia has changed physically in all that time. Like Cair Paravel, that place two whole pages mention in the first book. I like that the age reversal thing is acknowledged in this book, and how that might have affected our heroes and their development. At the end of the book, the colonizing force gets sent to Earth, and Prince Caspian is crowned as King Caspian. Aslan (or maybe one of animals, idr) says outright that Narnia is better ruled by humans than its own people. Which is. An odd note to end on a book whose main conflict is colonization. Huh.
A Horse and His Boy by C. Staples L.
He was a horse. He was his boy. Can I make it anymore-okay shut up.
This is an interesting one. Five books into the Narnia series and we are introduced to brand new protagonist, with zero connections to previous characters, in a place that is not Narnia. He's a young boy who runs away with a talking horse in their desperate attempt to both escape slavery. They meet a spunky, ass-kicking princess who's also running away, this time from an arranged marriage. Narnia in this story is more of an ideal their working towards, rather than a physical place the story spends time in. The plot is very refreshing in this aspect, especially if its the fifth, or in my case, third Narnia book you've read in a row. It could likely stand on its own outside the rest of the series, though you do get a surprise cameo from the adult Pevinsies pre-wardrobe-return, which is fun.
I do have a couple issues with it though. I'd argue against the idea that all of Narnia is a direct analogue to Christianity. Aslan is definitely furry Jesus, and C. S.'s theological beliefs are an obvious intentional aspect of the storytelling, but most of the books have themes and lessons outside of that and pose a genuinely fun fantasy world to engage with. The religious metaphors in this book specifically are pretty heavy-handed though, and not very delicately woven in. The setting of the story also pulls allusions to several real-life Middle Eastern cultures, and if you think a white British dude in the 50s wrote about that respectfully? Sorry no. There's also a lot of mention of Boy (I straight up forgot that kids name) being Special and Different for having pale skin and blue eyes. :/. At the end is another rapid-fire epilogue that blazes through Boy's life as the new prince of wherever that I think the story could have gone without. Just let it end with dignified mystery, Clive.
The Magician's Nephew by Siwel S. C.
Honestly Clive the mulitverse trope has been done to death, bro
Last Narnia book on the list as of now. Luckily, its also the best one. This is a prequel to the whole of the Narnia continuity, which details the creation of Narnia and the origins of Jadis, but the actual plot revolves around two new Brit kids Digory and Polly. Digory is described as grubby at least sixteen times throughout the story. His mom is sick and his magic uncle sucks ass and he's scared and he has no friends. Polly decides to be that friend which ultimately burns her as he's also a bit of a selfish brat. Learning to get past that brattiness and mature enables Polly to forgive him and ultimately helps him save his mother.
The plot takes place in the Wood Between Worlds, which has still stuck in my head and spurned on my imagination years later. You move outside of Earth to find the grandness of the Milky Way, you escape the Milky Way to discover the imperceivable majesty of the universe, and you find the indeterminate edge of that universe and land yourself in an idyllic forest with trees so high you cannot see the sky, the forest's floor dotted with puddles leading to other worlds. Jadis' origin is also pretty fascinating. A queen so obsessed with ultimate power she destroyed her own empire rather than let her sister take it. Aslan roars the world into existence. The whole vibes on this book are pretty stellar, ngl.
The Bell Jar by Silvia Plath
You wouldn't be cool if it weren't for the lessons that you learnt in the BELL JAR, nah, nana nah nah.
And now for a weird fucking heel turn. And also the last book I'm doing for now. I'm going to be honest, my original interest in this book came from the song "I Cut Myself" by Talkshow Boy, who mentions the book in the above lyric. Also, my college roommate said she liked it a lot. I went in with zero expectations and was surprised at how hard it hit home. I've never been personally institutionalized, but I know people who have, and I can relate to the downward depression spiral Esther goes through in this book.
Its interesting to see the thought patterns and paradigms that Esther voices in her inner monologues that partially lead to her mental break. Little observations that reveal her hyper-awareness and implicit nihilism. They're good observations too. The vivid description of the horrific image of a woman giving birth compared to a dulled animal being hooked into a machine. You can see her perspective on a lot of subjects, probably even agree with much of it. It makes sense, as this is the author famous for vivid and introspective poetry more than anything. Looking at the historical context for this book made me sad, especially given how hopeful the ending was, at least how I read it.
Going to shift into movies at the end of the week. I'll need to start doing these at least bi-weekly if I want to finish before the end of the year. Also more bisexually.
#books#bookblr#thats a tag that exists#reviews#my post#pride and prejudice#narnia#the lion the witch and the wardrobe#prince caspian#a horse and his boy#the magician's nephew#the bell jar#silvia plath#cs lewis#jane austen
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APRIL 27, 2023 - ONLYONEOF GRAND AMERICA TOUR IN TORONTO
I started the day out with my right dress circle balcony ticket and three premium snapshot tickets. Then, at 5:30pm, I bought a VVIP ticket for $50 CAD from someone in line who got a better queue number! I got a fansign, autographed poster, hitouch, group photo, a better seat, and my three snapshots all for cheaper than if I bought VVIP when tickets first went on sale 😭💜 Two days later and I'm still convinced none of that was real but here's what happened...
So first we wait in line all looped around the stairs for the fansign where we get our autographed poster (or album if you brought one, I obviously didn't). We heard screams and look over to the stairs by the front of the line aND THE BOYS ARE JUST CASUALLY WALKING UP THEM ????? I ASSUMED THEY WERE ALREADY WAITING INSIDE THE ROOM SO THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD... I only saw the backs of their heads but ohhhhhhhh it was so surreal.
I went into this with 3 premium snapshots and a balcony seat. That was, until I saw someone selling a VVIP ticket for $50, so at 5:30pm I bought it and got in line and had no idea what was in store for me.
Then the fansign starts and given that I am 231 of maybe 250 people or whatever I have to wait a while but .. oh .. walking into that room ..
Kyubin was first and he had a little stick on nose jewel thing so I complimented that and he said I like your nose ring 🤧💜
Next was Nine and he had a little face jewel thingy and
me: I love your face jewel!
nine: I love YOU!!!!!
In exactly the tone of voice you would expect Nine to say it in.
Then it went Yoojung, Rie, Mill, and Junji and I ran out of shit to say I was just so scared and nervous but happy so they all were like Thank you for coming to the show and I like I said thank you in response???? GIRL IDK I SMILED .. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OKAY ...
Mill's smile is infinitely more beautiful in real life though and he winked at me and I felt a piece of my soul ascend into the heavens in that moment.
THEN we looped back through the lineup to be sent back in for hitouch and the group photo in groups of 10 people. I made friends with the girl in front of me, number 230, so I was sad when she was number 10 and I was number 1 of the next group. WHICH WAS ALSO TERRIFYING AS SHIT TO BE THE FIRST ONE INTO THAT ROOM FOR THE NEXT HITOUCH GROUP PHOTO OHHHHHHHHH ITS SO SCARY AND EXCITING.........
So they were all so happy and friendly and nice and sweet and kind and beautiful inside and out.. And with the way they organized things I was on the end kneeling next to Kyubin and he asked if I was okay when I went to kneel down and IDK if that was because of my outfit (skirt and tights) or because I looked anxious as fuck 🤧💔 But yeah then we made the hand heart thing and GOD THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR THE SNAPSHOT WITH HIM I GIFTED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!
So yeah then we leave and line up to be let into our seats and I end up being the 9th row back on the left side. Then I just got to sit there and process things for a moment until the show started.
And I won't go through every single detail of the actual concert but I will say I have never laughed more at a show than I did last night!!! They are so funny and charming and endearing and witty and amazing... AND DEAR GOD ALL THAT CHOREOGRAPHY LOOKS AMAZING IRL THEY DID SO WELL AND I AM SOOOOOOOO IMPRESSED AND AMAZED AND IN AWE OF IT ALL
After the show obviously was the snapshots and because I had premium I was first but because of how things turned out I ENDED UP BEING FIRST IN LINE FOR RIE???????????????? Which again so scary so exciting very nervous anxious oh the anticipation...
So I chose the V pose and for a split second I put my arm behind him until I was like OH WAIT NO then I corrected myself and honestly I was so nervous I didn't really realize in the moment that he put his other arm around me !!!!!!!!!!! After that I told him he was an amazing performer and I was so so so happy tonight and I can't remember his exact response tbh 😭😭😭
Next I lined up for Mill and I chose the half flower pose?? IDK what to call it but yeah we did that and then I told him he has a beautiful smile aND ONCE AGAIN I DON'T REMEMBER HIS EXACT RESPONSE 😭😭😭 But we said bye and then parted ways 💔
Finally I went up for Junji and we did the hand heart pose and um 🥲 Whatever I had planned to say went out the window and I just started saying anything like I love you.. Thank you so much... I know I told him he was my favourite and I THINK he was like happy surprised BUT I CANNOT RECALL EXACTLY HOW HE RESPONDED 😭💔😭💔😭💔 It was sweet and cute though..
I hung around for a minute to make sure my photos developed properly and saw Mill's premium line ended first and GOD I WAS TEMPTED TO GO BACK UP THERE AND JUST SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... But alas I did not and so I left the room and the venue and went back to my hotel room.
Final Thoughts? Oh I am definitely still in shock and it'll take me a while to process any of that let alone ALL of that. I'm exhausted and happy and GOD I AM SO HAPPY?!! Thank you OOO and thank you person who sold me VVIP and thank you number 230 my new bestie and thank you to Studio Pav for not fucking anything up tonight (for me anyway).
#personal#my onlyoneof concert experience#important#april 27 new favourite day of my life#LITER A SLLYL WHAT WAS S THAT I AM. SOOOOO IN SHOCK THAT NCOULDNT HAVE TRULY BEEN ME THAT WAS REALL ARE YOU SERIOYS
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Lostbelt 7: Part 1
You know, I was pretty set to get thrown curveballs in this Lostbelt. The one I got thrown hit harder than I expected.
At this stage, while I can acknowledge that it’s not like we knew much about the Alien God to begin with, it is strange to see her portrayed as “not a threat to humanity”, amnesia subplot and all. On one hand I shouldn’t be too surprised given she is U-Olga Marie, on the other I’m a bit... disappointed that she’s suddenly switched gears into a comic relief character. She is charming and I am enjoying her given the lighter tone that most of Part 1 sets (presumably before the pain sets in once part 2 rolls around), but it’s an adjustment and I’m sort of waiting to see how well Nasu can sell me on this.
Aliens, man.
The comedy in this part is genuinely pretty good, even if the tone shift after LB6 does feel a bit jarring. Presumably we’re going the Babylonia route of “oh, you like these NPCs? Wouldn’t it be terrible if... something happened to them?”, so. Looking forward to that emotional turmoil. But... I do feel the comedy kind of drags on a beat too long. It’s not as tightly timed as LB6 was. The Xoqqer kinda. Took too long.
But, once things get serious the plot kicks into overdrive and I am really excited and interested for what happens next, so. While part 1 could’ve trimmed the fat a bit, I’m still optimistic about what comes next.
Dinosaurs, man.
Rasputin and Koyanskaya’s slapstick duo were a particular delight at the end of part 1. I just enjoyed them bickering. We have the single most cursed party in existence this LB. I’m kinda digging it.
Kadoc continues to worm his way into my heart by being a wet, pathetic sadsack. I think I’ll be upset when he dies. Genuinely, it is an absolute crime Young Moriarty didn’t join the team, because the idiot square of Ritsuka-Mash-Kadoc-Moriarty was too good to lose. In general, I enjoy the extra dimension he adds to the party - a lot more than I enjoy, say, Habetrot; while I do like her, she’s just kinda there sometimes. She can dip from a scene without much disruption.
and ohhhhhhhh i have other thoughts about habetrot she is on the galahad theory board
Nemo has won me over in every possible dimension. He’s my new favourite Rider. Sorry, Ozy. He’s been trending upwards since Imaginary Scramble and now he’s at the top. Shame he’s such a shit unit. Why wasn’t the Tlaloc fight waterside. Fuck you, Nasu. Buff my boy.
I haven’t seen enough of Kukulkan to comment on her (besides not liking her design), but I am really enjoying Tezcatlipoca’s characterisation up til now. Even if I don’t like his design. But you know who else I’m really enjoyi-
Daybit. It’s Daybit. Tell me your secrets, Daybit, I am so curious about you. What’s destroying the world between friends, I’ve killed 6 and change. He’s so fun. He’s such a ~mysterious and ~scary character, ooh, even when he’s bitching about Tez spending all his money.
Why are you going into space. Why are you doing a pilgrimage. Why did you help with MY pilgrimage. ORT? WHAT? WHY???
Nasu really went “yeah this is a powerful man of mystery, DW about it” for four years, got me all on guard, and still managed to surprise me
Anyway, you know how the entire human race was exterminated by a sentient tree or something before the bleaching? And also how Daybit is an “enemy of humanity” and also his Servant has time shenanigan powers.
Is it just me, or do ORT’s attacks kinda look like. Tree branch vine things.
What’s that about, huh.
(ft. - not my gameplay!)
And then there’s - the bad. And oh boy, it’s bad.
The thing I’m most annoyed about at this stage is... why we can talk to dinosaurs, but communicating with the Ocelomeh is impossible. After we whitewashed most of the LB7 cast, Izcalli and Camazotz excepted, not even being able to talk to the POC is. Um.
A horrific look. Nasu, what.
While Aztec culture was certainly Like That - there’s no point in me complaining about the depiction of the mythos when human sacrifice was such a huge component of it and if you’re talking about the gods it’s gonna come up - choosing to have them primarily communicate via audible grunts and symbols is. What the fuck are you doing, Nasu? I expected you to whitewash the gods, I didn’t think it’d be this bad!
I am going to charitably assume that there’s a point to this that will crop up in part 2, because if not.
The racial aesthetics of this LB are a nightmare. 3 Aztec gods are white as snow - and they don’t even have Quetzalcoatl’s lore to hide behind this time.
But god, man, the dinosaurs are the sympathetic ones, huh.
Okay.
Camazotz’ artist is the only bitch here I respect.
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 338
Galaxy Brain/Ascension of the Cybermen
“Galaxy Brain”
Plot Description: as Chuck takes drastic action, Sam and Dean answer a distress call from Sioux Falls that sets them on a course to somewhere else entirely: the Bad Place
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died
Life seems like it would have been easier on Earth 2
The way I thought “sir, this is a Radio Shed” seconds before this kid not being paid enough to listen to Chuck’s monologue said it
Ok I still hate Chuck but from a writer pov this…this is how I hear a lot of writers talk about their characters so at least it’s funny AND accurate
Oh lord…”it’s time to start canceling shows” and boy howdy have shows been canceled left and right
It’s weird having Sam be the one who’s skeptical of Jack. Cas still has every faith in him, Dean trusts Billie, but Sam? Nah
Ohhhhhhhh ok so other Kaia has Jody. If it were literally anyone or anything else she’d either have it handled or she’d be dead already
Kaia’s ALIVE. We’re really sewing in so many loose threads.
Cas, you are disappointing me with how bad you are at connect four
Cas and Jody have never met til now???? In season 15 episode 12?????? Wtf
I know they meant for Jody’s line about what to do with other Kaia in the meantime was supposed to sound badass or something but considering she’s a cop, it was actually just disturbing
No because literally how have they not met before??? Cas who still looks like Jimmy Novak and Jody who’s been Claire Novak’s caretaker for YEARS now
Jack, don’t do it, hoe. Don’t use your powers…you did it. Oh, there are apparently SOME powers he can use no problem, i GUESS
This reaper is real bold thinking she can stop Jack
Of COURSE there’s magically some kind of warding they can now do against Chuck and other cosmic entities so Jack can use his powers so the Kaias can trade places or something. I can’t imagine why other Kaia would want to STAY in her dying world, but I understand why she’d want to see it one last time. I hope she doesn’t stay but I fear she will
Why did Sam pronounce her name like KAY-uh. No one’s ever done that before. Had to rewind to make sure Dean didn’t do it too
I knew other Kaia would stay but it seems really stupid
Awwww Kaia is excited to see Claire again
Ah damn. But also, of COURSE Billie is pissed off you’re fucking around with her plans
The one critique I have of Billie’s plan (and really this is more about the spn writers than her) is that the boys want out of Chuck’s prescribed story, they JUST had another god tell them “don’t play his game, make him play your game,” but now it’s sounding like there’s one book in Death’s library for Chuck and the boys have their role in it…like, they’re constantly trying to break out of predetermined stories but this?? This is ok?? For some reason??
This poor Radio Shed employee’s been sleeping on the floor of his place of work, doing everything to serve Chuck for a whole month, just to have Chuck send a whole asteroid right onto the Radio Shed after being assured he’d be just fine.
“Ascension of the Cybermen”
Plot Description: the Doctor and friends face a brutal battle, across the farthest reaches of space, to protect the human race against the deadly Cybermen
We’re back to where we belong in the timeline. It got a little…wibbly wobbly for a day there you might say
For an abandoned baby in the middle of the road, it’s strangely well taken care of…nice basket, warm blanket, etc
Why do I have the feeling this kid is gonna be the lone cyberman from the previous episode?
There are SEVEN people left on earth??
I’m annoyed that 13 is annoyed that these suffering humans are not better prepared to fight the cybermen when she’s already been told they’ve been running from them
The amount you can do with the cybermen is so funny. You can just take the heads, make those fly around and call them cyberdrones
Why did Ryan get separated in their run from the cybermen?? Y’all better not be turning another companion into a cyberman
I can’t believe they just hotwired the cyberman ship
I now have no doubt that this dude in the past is absolutely the main cybermen they’ve been fighting. Was he chosen by fate or whatever to be the being to bring back the cybermen??
This would be a stupid plan if they had literally any other options
How are five people going to fly an entire cyberman carrier craft??
Did y’all just wake up an entire cyberman army?? Oh. Not yet, at least
Wait wait wait wtf…was the dude’s dad and the police officer (?) were they cybermen in disguise or something???
NOW the army is waking up
And now the Master is here! Can’t say I’m disappointed in that turn of events
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Genshin impact boys x reader(school au!)
|Will include: Diluc, zhongli,childe
(This will be the character for now also the characters age is 18+)|
"(Y/nnnnnnnnnnn)".
Your name was heard across the hall way, you flich and look around slowly and sweat drop.
"C-childe".
You whisper, trying to cover up your red face he just HAVE to make a scene in front of all people, his presence alone brings attention he is one of the student council afterall.
He jump and run towards you, flower seems to be floating around him, he hug you and rubs his head on your head while people around you are just staring.
"How are you~ how was your sleep last night~".
He cooed while you are dying with embarrassment. You try to push his head away from your smaller body but of course you failed..
"C-childe... y-you're making a scene...".
You whisper to him voice trembling.
"ahhhhwwww you're soo cute embarrassed!!!!".
Childe squeal he was about to say more stuff until someone else cut him off.
"Please don't make a scene in front of my class childe, (y/n)".
A deep strict voice was heard, there stood Mr. Ragnvindr the economic teacher.
"Ahhhhwww but Mr. Ragnvindr~ (y/n) is soooo cute with a face reddd don't you think~".
Childe stated while mushing your face togather and show it to Mr. Ragnvindr. When he see your adorable face being squished he can't help but want to take you and kiss you right then and there, but alas he have to hold it in and instead cover his red face and clear his throat.
"Please step inside the classroom (y/n), you are in my class today if i recall correctly".
Mr. Ragnvindr stated. Of course being a good girl, you follow his command. So you start to make your way to the classroom until you felt a strong big hand on your waist.
"Come to my classroom (y/n)~".
Childe say while putting his head on your shoulder, lucky for you Mr. Ragnvindr is there and he hit Childe's head making him let go of you.
"Go back to your class Childe or I'm going to report this behaviour to Mr. Zhongli".
Mr. Ragnvindr stated with a sharp tone and with that Childe scurry back to his classroom.
Diluc then look at (y/n) that's already starting to go inside the classroom. He move his gaze to the people around the hallway who are watching, and giving them a harsh glare that makes them tensed up and run to their own class.
Diluc sigh and then went inside the classroom too.
You sit in the middle of the classroom, not too far from teachers desk but not too close either, why is this important you ask? Well it seems like a certain teacher is watching you, whatever you do and as creepy as it sounds Diluc can't help it- you're so cute, your focus gaze on the exercise he has made the class do. Diluc will never get tired of watching you, Everything you do from sneezing, eating, even when you're walking you seem to bounce around making you so much more cuter-
His thoughts about you were cut off when the bell rings Diluc clear hus throat and stand up.
"Okay class make this assignment as your homework and please give it to me tomorrow. (Y/n) stay in class".
...whops.. Diluc face flushes red as he said the last word 'WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!' he thought to himself, face becoming as red as his hair but quickly try to calm his self down as he saw you walking towards him with a nervous walk.
"Y-yes Mr. Ragnvindr?".
You ask, confused but scared as to why he called you. Mr. Ragnvindr look at you and clear his throat.
"I would like to ask, has Childe been bothering you?".
"...eh?".
You say, dumb founded to the question your teacher just ask, Mr. Ragnvindr then started to explain more.
"I saw him and you on the hallway and was wondering is he bothering you?".
Ohhhhhhhh the hallway incident you nod understandingly but quickly shake your head and put a hand in front of you to futher prove your answer.
"N-no Mr. Ragnvindr, it's normal for him to do that and I'm not bother by it, thankyou for asking about that Mr. Ragnvindr".
You said bowing your body towards him.
"no it's normal for me to take care of my students and you don't have to bow, please stand up".
Mr. Ragnvindr say with a strict tone while holding your shoulder so that you stand straight, there seems to be a hint of shyness(?) On his voice, but you proceed to ignore that thinking that it was your imagination.
"Also, call mr Mr. Diluc please".
You look up at him confused but happy either way so you smile up at him and nod your head.
"Okay Mr. Diluc!".
When he heard you call him by his first name his body is shivering... The way you speak his name is so...sweet his heart started to thump around and he quickly Clear his throat.
"T-thankyou (y/n) you may go now".
You nod your head quickly and walk with a little bit of bounce on your steps.
"See you Mr. Diluc! Thankyouuuu".
You said while waving your hand towards him, lucky for him you didn't seem to notice his state, face red and hands trembling. God you're just the most adorable person he's gonna pass out.
You close the door and make your way to the cafeteria. While walking you bump into none other than Childe...
"There you areeeee i have been looking for youuuuu".
Childe say with a big smile while hugging you and pick you up, which..makes you freak out.
"CHILDE?! PUT ME DOWN PLEASE!?!?".
you demand... Well you TRY to demand but it comes out as a squeaking noise and it makes Childe laugh.
"Hahhaaahaha why would i? You look so cute embarrassed! Let's go eat shall we".
Childe say while walking to the other direction, opposite of the canteen.
"B-but Childe! The cafeteria is that way!".
You manage to squeak out while he just pat your back and rub it.
"Were not eating there babbeeeee".
Childe say while patting your back. You heard what he say and you're EMBARRASSED childe called you babe, childe called you babe, childe called you babe. Your body is over heating. And worst..he don't seem to have any intention to stop doing it.
"Were here!".
You look around and look at the name of the room 'Mr. Zhongli's office'. You're confused you are aware that he and Mr. Zhongli is close but... You enver thought he usually have a lunch with THE Mr. Zhongli. 'so that's why he didn't disturb me when it's lunch time-' except today of course you thought.
You heard a door being slammed opened, shocked you look at Childe and saw him smile to Mr. Zhongli who seems to sigh and rub his temple.
"Childe...please don't slam my door..".
Childe seems to ignore the word that Mr. Zhongli say and proceed to drag you in and present you in front of Mr. Zhongli as if you're a Christmast present.
"Hereeee is the girllll Mr. Zhongli".
Mr. Zhongli seems to be tired but after seeing you his eyes.... sparkles a bit..?.. that's.. interesting.
"Hello miss (y/n) pleased meeting you here".
Zhongli say with a small smile on his face. You nod and quickly bow to Mr. Zhongli.
"P-PLEASE TO MEET YOU MR ZHONGLI".
you shout out due to the embarrassment that childe has made you went through, suddenly a deep voice was heard throughout the room.
"What in the world is going on here".
Mr. Diluc asked his eyes narrowed to look at all three of you, when his gaze fell upon you his eyes soften a bit and turn his attention to Mr. Zhongli, feeling his fellow friend's gaze Mr. Zhongli sigh a little again and proceed to explain.
"Well a certain student of mine seem to have a very.. interesting attraction to Miss (y/n) here and he seems to be very exited to introduce her to me... despite me already knowing her".
Childe roll his eyes, hug (y/n) and proceed to squeeze her with his hug, he then rub his cheek on her cheek.
"Of course i am excited! I want to introduce my girlfriend to my favourite teacher afterall~ i want everyone to know she is mine~".
After he said that everything just stopped. The room becomes very quiet and the only sound is the ticking from the clock.
"Pardon me"
"Excuse me"
"WHAT"
Mr. Zhongli, Mr. Diluc and you say at the same time, confused as to what lies that Childe has spit out. You then cough a little to gain the people in the room.
"I-i believe CHILDE here MEANT that i am his FRIEND that is a girl".
You stated sweatdroping a little bit, seeing the relaxed faces of your teacher, you become relaxed too.
Zhongli know you, how can he not..you have been the kindest girl he met, the way you walk around is very.. cute too you remind him of a bunny so cute, so kind, so soft. Sometimes zhongli just wanted to hug you for the rest of his life...how can he not? When you are such a cutie.. such a good girl for him.
"Well then Miss (y/n) and Mr. Diluc, would you both care to join me and Childe for lunch? You both has already spend enough time dealing with Childe your luch time is cut off short".
You nod while Childe drag you to sit between him and zhongli. While Mr. Diluc sit on the other chair, all of you makes your self comfortable with your seat until Mr. Zhongli decided to put you on his lap. Your brain just stopped working and your whole body freeze, Mr. Zhongli put his head on your shoulder while Childe and Mr. Diluc is shocked as to what happened before their eyes.
"I hope you don't mind me Miss (y/n), you smell so nice I can't help it but wanted to hug you".
Mr. Zhongli say with his deep voice, Mr. Diluc stand up, making everyone looking at him as he walk towards you, taking your hair and slip it behind your ear, he bend in front of you and kiss your cheek.
"Well then i hope you don't mind me (y/n) your cheek is very adorable, it's a shame that no one seems to clain it".
Mr. Diluc say while holding your hair and kiss it too, your heart just stopped beating at this point. This two hot teacher will be the death of you. While you're in your embarrassed and drunk like state, Childe pout and kneel in front of you, like a prince and flashes you one of his charming smile, he took your hand in his and kiss it gently and look up at you.
"In that case i hope you don't mind your true prince to kiss your hand that will hold a ring with my name on it".
Childe state. That's the last straw, you felt your sould left your body and acends to heaven, you faint- face flushes so red that Mr. Diluc's hair is ashamed of it self. Seeing your state the boys started to argue on who is at fault here.
In the end of the day, Miss lisa and Miss jean teach the boys a lesson on how to not make you faint again while aethet, lumine, albedo and sucrose is fanning you and helping you to hold your self.
This will be a normal day for you :)
/thankyou so much for reading this book, im still new to this Tumblr and writing so..if there is any complaints please don't be shy to tell :) also if there is any suggestion as to who you want to see next, please do tell. I will try to write it!/
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Todoroki x Deku’s innocent sister! Reader
Gif doesn’t belong to me~~~
I disliked this piece too...
WARNINGS: NSFW, 18+, Dubcon....?
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*(y/n)'s pov*
I am Deku's little sister and just like him, i was clueless to everything. I was friends with whoever Izuku was friends with since we went the same school and we were in the same class. I was more clueless than Izuku and for some reasons other people found it adorable. Everyone in the class would always take me away whenever Mineta-kun was walking towards me.
Today was just like any other day. I was walking to school with Izu-nii with a big grin on my face. Like my brother, i was excited to learn more about heroes.
We got to our class and it was the greatest hero of all teaching us today!!! All Might!!! He was me and my brother's idol. Throughout the whole lesson i felt someone staring at me but i brushed it off. Ha... Who would stare at me? I mean that's technically being a stalker right? Wait, it probably isn't. Whoever it is, is just being a creep, right? I slapped myself lightly on the cheek to stop myself from mumbling in my head.
The lesson ended and it was break. Someone tapped me on the shoulder and i turned around,
"Hey Todoroki-kun!!!" I smiled. He greeted me back with a small smile of his own and asked me something.
"(y/n), do you want to learn how the body works?" That sparked my interest and i nodded enthusiastically.
He led me to an empty classroom that wasn't in use for the whole day.
"Why are we here?" I asked with a tilt of my head, my (h/l), (h/c) hair following behind.
"For the lesson of course."
"Ohhhhhhhh..." I said whilst nodding.
"Sit on that desk over there." I obliged and sat on it with my legs swinging back and forth.
"Take your shirt off." I raised a questioning eyebrow.
"But my brother and mum told me not to take off my clothes in front of anyone."
"Well, I'm not any random person am i? You can trust me, can't you?"
I nodded slowly and took my blouse off revealing my (f/c) bra. Todoroki-kun's arms went around me to my back and he unclasped my bra. I gasped and held onto my bra.
"Relax, I'm teaching you how the body works, right?" Slowly, i let go of my bra and let it drop to the ground.
"Do you know how your body can give you pleasure?"
"P-Pleasure?" I was confused.
"Do you want me to show you?"
I nodded yet again. Todoroki-kun's hands clasped onto my breasts and he took my nipple into his mouth and sucked on it. I grasped his hair and whimpered,
"I-It feels w-weird..." He stopped and said,
"Take off your panties." I obliged yet again and i only had my skirt and knee-length socks on.
"This is where you get the most pleasure." He said poking my private area. I squirmed and he went eye-level with it.
"This is called your pussy."
"M-My p-pussy?"
"That's right and look how wet you are." He slid a finger in and slid it out showing me the fluids on his fingers. I blushed and questioned,
"How does this pleasure work?"
"You want me to show you?" I nodded eagerly. He gave a smirk before blowing on my pussy and i squirmed. He held my thighs to keep me still and his face went closer to my pussy. I felt something cold enter it and i realised it was Todoroki's tongue. I moaned at the new sensation and gripped onto his hair. His tongue worked wonders and he inserted three fingers into my pussy.
"Ahh... Todoroki-kun...~ I feel something w-weird i-in my s-stomach..."
He stopped his actions and i whined,
"That's called cumming, you were about to cum."
He unbuckled his pants and they slid to the floor. There was a bulge in his boxers and i nervously placed my hand over it. He moaned softly and i was curious. I placed my hand into his boxers and felt something weird and long in there. I took a hold of it and moved my hand back and forth. His eyes were closed and he was breathing heavily. He removed my hands and asked,
"Do you want to learn how to pleasure a man?"
"Yeah! Is it the same as what we did before?" He shook his head lightly and asked me to go onto my knees in front of him. I obliged and took off his boxers. I followed his instuctions to grab his penis and i stroked it.
"Place your mouth around it and start sucking it." I placed my mouth around it and started sucking it like a lollipop. I bobbed my head back and forth and awaited his next instructions,
"Touch yourself. Place your fingers into your pussy and start thrusting them." I slowly inserted my fingers and moaned as i thrusted them back and forth with his penis still in my mouth. He stopped me and placed me back on the desk.
"This is when a male and female connect together." Spoke Todoroki-kun as he lined his penis up with my pussy. He thrusted in and i whimpered in pain. Soon, the pain turned into pleasure and Todoroki-kun thrusted back and forth as i wrapped my arms around his neck. His lips covered mine and his tongue slid into my mouth. I whimpered at the feeling and his hands went to pick me up by my ass and he carried me over to the wall, slamming me on it in the process. His hips moved back and forth in sync with mine.
Me and Todoroki moaned each other's names and we both came with him pulling out of me.
"Can we do this again?" I asked. Todoroki-kun chuckled lightly,
"Sure. And the thing we just did was called having sex."
"So, it's normal for people to have sex with other people?" I asked whilst tilting my head.
"No. You can only have sex with me."
"Is it supposed to be a secret?"
"Yes. Also, you can't kiss anyone other than me."
"Why?"
"Because you're now my girlfriend. Which means you can't be close to other boys."
"But what about Izu-nii?"
"It's fine if you're close with him but just not other boys."
"Oh, ok."
"So... Did you say you wanted to do it again?"
"I want to do it every day with you!!!" I grinned. He blushed bright red and gripped my hips again.
"Sure." He pushed into me again...
#todoroki shouto#shouto todoroki#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#my hero academia#shouto x reader#todoroki x reader#anime smut
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The Quarantine Chronicles
Turtles x Reader
Author: Admin Mo
Prompt: There were a few of you that asked for being quarantined with the turtles, so here you go <3
Note: There’s one part for each turtle <3 Thanks so much for 3.5k!! I love you guys!!!
Warnings: Mentions of quarantine/the virus, but other than that, none??
Word Count: 1.5k
Intro
“Well, it’s confirmed.” Donnie pulled his goggles up onto the top of his head, his brothers looking at him, anticipation in their eyes. “We can’t contract or carry the virus.”
“We’re immune?” Leo checked.
Donnie nodded, typing rapidly into his computer. “Not only that, but we don’t have the ability to infect anybody either. Which means…”
“Yep, I’ll call her.” Raph dialed your number to deliver the good news.
“Hell yeah!!!” Mikey cheered skipping out of the lair.
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It took about an hour for you to gather all of the things you’d need during quarantine and head down to the lair. The boys were waiting anxiously for your arrival, all of them sad about the circumstances but glad that it meant you got to spend some quality time with them. If there was anything they knew how to do, it was pass the time. After all, they’d basically been quarantined for the better part of fifteen years before they were finally allowed on the surface.
The boys set up a nice little bed for you. It was an air mattress, but Raph had knitted you a big red blanket during some of his time in the hashi, and it was warm and cozy, and Donnie had gathered a bunch of pillows, so pushed up against the wall, it was a perfect little cozy corner for you.
Sure, it wasn’t perfect, but you knew that in the lair, you’d be safe.
Leo x Reader ~ Stress Baking
“Ooh, that smells good. What are you making?” Leo had followed his nose to the kitchen, only to find you sitting on the counter wearing an apron.
“Oreo cheesecake cupcakes.” You replied, looking up at him and smiling, your legs kicking from your spot on the counter. “One of my favorite recipes.”
“You’ve been doing a lot of baking since you got down here. Are you…alright?”
“Oh, I’m fine.” You replied, nodding. “I call this: controlling what you can when things feel out of control.”
“Ah.” He nodded. “Stress baking.”
“Yes. Stress baking. Instead of writing my essay for Human Origins.” You shrugged. “I’ll do it when these are done.”
“I keep forgetting you’re still doing school stuff with all this going on.” Leo walked into the kitchen and leaned against the counter opposite you, crossing his arms. “That’s rough.”
“It really is. I’m making it work, though. I’m fine. I’m…I’m making it work.”
The oven dinged, so you hopped down from the counter and slipped on your oven mitts, pulling the tray of cupcakes out of the oven. They looked perfect. Now, they just needed to chill in the fridge for a few hours.
“Hang in there, okay?” Leo tilted his head, a concerned look in his blue eyes. “You’ve got us if you need any help with anything. I’m no expert on evolution or anything, but I’m sure Donnie is.”
“I’ll make sure to let you know if I need any help.” You nodded. After you turned the oven off, you turned to Leo and gave him a hug, which he gladly reciprocated, holding you tight in his arms. “Thank you.”
Leo rested his head against yours, pressing a soft kiss to your hairline. “Any time.”
Raph x Reader ~ New Hobbies
“Okay, so stick the needle in. Yep just like that. And then loop the yarn around. Yep, good job. And then…uh…here, let me see what you did…” Raph held up your knitting project, spinning it around to look at it. “I don’t know why it looks like that…”
You’d never seen him so patient before, but when you’d asked him to teach you how to knit, he’d been more than willing. Excited, even.
“Sorry I’m so bad at this…”
“No, yer not bad, believe me, it took me a long time to learn. It just takes practice is all.” Raph reassured you. “Why don’t…Hmm…”
“What?” You chuckled at the focused look on his face as he fixed the mistake you’d made.
Raph handed you the knitting needles and then sat crisscrossed on the floor. He patted his legs, motioning you over. “Come here, shorty, I think I know how to teach you.”
You crawled into his lap and he picked you up and repositioned you so that your back was against his plastron. He positioned your hands correctly, taking your little human hands in his giant green three-fingered ones. He walked you through the motions slowly, sticking the needle into the loop, wrapping the yarn around the needle, making the new loop, and then dropping the old one.
“Ohhhhhhhh that makes sense.” You nodded, everything finally clicking into place. “Could you do that one more time for me?”
“Yep. Like this. In, around, through, and off. In, around, through, off.” He did it a few more times so you could get used to the motion. “Alright, now you try.” He took his hands away, leaving you to do it on your own.
“In…around? Through…” you moved the needles, manipulating the yarn carefully. “Off. Like that?”
“You did it! Good job!”
“Thank you for teaching me!”
Raph hugged you, his arms wrapping around your waist. He leaned forward and kissed your cheek. “Anything for my favorite student.”
Donnie x Reader ~ Bleach and Dye
“Okay, so the box says you shouldn’t leave it on for any longer.” Donnie read the label on the box of bleach for the thirteenth time. “Ready?”
“Yep.” You leaned back in the chair you had pushed against the sink, and Donnie helped rinse the bleach out. Next, he helped you blow-dry it. You looked at your reflection, tilting your head. “I think it’s cute.”
“It’s a good look for you.” Donnie agreed, still uncertain how you’d roped him into this crazy scheme of yours. “Are you sure you want to go further?”
“Yep. I want to be purple.” You slid the little container of dye to him and his eyes widened.
“Well, alright…” Donnie exhaled, shaking his head. He read the instructions on the dye container and then started brushing it onto your hair from the tips to the roots. “Have you ever done this before?”
“Nope. But everyone on TikTok is doing it, so it was about time.” You shrugged, grinning as Donnie very carefully brushed the dye onto your bleached hair.
“I mean, if it makes you feel better with all this going on, then I guess it’s worth a try.”
“That’s my logic exactly.” You grinned and took a sip of your chai latte. You held it up to him so he could take a sip, and he did.
At first, Donnie had been a little squeamish of sharing straws, but since you had been around so much offering him sips of every frozen coffee or iced tea recipe you came up with, it didn’t bother him anymore.
“That’s good. Soymilk?”
“Vanilla soymilk.”
“Mmm, interesting.” He grinned.
The two of you sat around talking for a while before his timer went off and it was time to wash the dye out. He helped you rinse it out once again, drying it off with a blow dryer until finally, you straightened up to look at in the mirror. You squealed, beaming.
“It looks so good!!! Thank you Donnie!!!” You jumped up and latched onto him, your legs wrapped around his hips.
He grinned and grabbed onto your thighs, securing you in place better. “Of course, princess. Glad I could help.”
Mikey x Reader ~ When All Else Fails…Art
“So you take the Ziploc bag and you color on it with the markers you want like this.” You showed him, scribbling a random shape onto the clear plastic with an orange marker. “And then you pick another color, so pink.” You colored some more surrounding the orange blob, but not touching it. “And then I’m adding some yellow.”
“Okay…” Mikey watched intensely, very interested in the art technique you’d found on the internet. He was using some blue and green on his bag, and once you were done with the yellow, he used some of that too. “Now what?”
“And then you dip your fingers into the water and flick it where the marker is.”
“Alright.” Mikey nodded, dipping one giant finger into the water and copying you, flicking water onto the places where the color was.
“And then you mix it around like this.” You smudged the color with your fingertip, smearing it and blending the spots between different colors.
“Okay…” Mikey still wasn’t sure what this was supposed to accomplish, but he did it anyway.
“And then…and this is the cool part. You flip it onto the paper and press down.”
“WOAHHHHHH THAT’S SO COOL!” He exclaimed, spreading the color out on his paper. “Where did you learn how to do this, dudette?”
“On the internet.” You smiled, peeling the bag off of your paper and admiring your pseudo-water color masterpiece. It looked like a sunset. You handed it to Mikey. “For you, sir.”
He held a hand over his heart, gasping. “For ME?”
“Mmhmm.”
“I’m gonna frame this and put it on my bunk.” Mikey tackled you in a bear hug, pressing a dozen kisses to your cheek. “Thank you, angelcakes. I love it.”
#tmnt 2014#tmnt 2016#tmnt imagine#leonardo x reader#raphael x reader#donatello x reader#michelangelo x reader#leo x reader#raph x reader#donnie x reader#mikey x reader
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I have decided to a re-watch of SG1 but only of the Janet episodes(Excluding Heroes pt2 cause that never happened).
First Episode where we get to meet Janet: The Broca Divide
"I pride myself on my deductive reasons skills." Jack looks at Sam to make sure she knows how funny he is
Dude eying up Tealc
Oh, the marines. Cocky bastards
Lol "Doesn't look like my prescription". I forgot how snappy these early episodes were
Wow, I forgot about the almost rape scene
Why do the Untouched wear those white flowing things?
Soooo, the "evil gods" brought this curse Are they the goa'uld or something else? Maybe Nirrti doing an experiment. I would like more of this backstory please and thank you
Sweet sweet Daniel. Science vs Military from the getgo
Daniel not realizing he's won
Lt Johnson freaking out and not being anywhere near a match for Teal'c
"Maybe he was drunk"? What the heck Sam? How could he eave gotten drunk in half and hour on the base?
The infamous kiss scene.
JANET! You finally showed up!
Never seen anything like this, poor Janet. That's what every other episode is like for her
Boom, there goes Jack
Look at that, Janet knows what it is already. There's a reason they hired her
Mr. Teal'c. I love that from the beginning Janet's had a respect for Teal'c. Like, people treat him like crap and she's not even awkward with him. Just goes and gives her respect and will change her address when she learns that's not how he wants to be addressed. We stan an accepting queen.
"You're the doctor, doctor"
It's quarantine time on base! Hope ya'll have your bread recipes ready
omg. Janet had to teach Teal'c and Daniel on how to draw blood. I need that scene
Off they go in the wide blue yonder, off to get some blood
Whoops. Daniel's missing. Boy cannot just stay where he's supposed to
oh no, General Hammond. You got it as well.
oh, this scene with Janet and Jack is so touching
Teryl and RDA just hit it out of the park
she sees him, Jack's still there.
OHHHHHHHH, when he asks her to experiment on him
and then reaches out and touches her face
so tender
in the face of all that stuff going on in his brain
and Janet being the tender doctor we know her to be
just SO GOOD
Tea'lc just needs some blood yall. Help him out
Poor Daniel just gets beat up every episode
The excitement Janet has when she has a solution
Just excitedly telling Jack all about histamine's and how she thinks she's got the solution. SO PURE. GOSH I love her.
Janet trying to explain histamine to Teal'c and Jack is great
Jack being gung ho to be the test subject. that instant connection that he has with Janet is so good
just DAMN
and they way he fights it all the way
"Lucy I'm home." "I am not Lucy" classic. I used to quote this with my brother all the time.
Everyone is back to normal! Hammond is back baby
love how they make Daniel the Kirk,
Yay, everyone is back to normal on the planet
Sweet little tank top number! That's a classic. Many a fic has been launched by that.
Final thoughts: Not as much Janet in it as I thought but she has some great moments, especially with Jack. I love how from the beginning, Janet was cool headed and so so kind. She just exuded the tenderness we all know and love in our fav SGC doctor and she just has it from her first moments on screen. Teryl just is amazing. I bow down to her.
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Beast Choices Chapter#5 Sister Promise (Special Part 2)
★-†Before starting this chapter, I'll recommend you to have any snack with you because this chapter is going for long, without nothing more to say.. Enjoy the Chapter!†-★
The Next Day
Pacopolis Airport 6:00 am
All the Spheros family with the Plizetxki sisters taked a Plane to Pac Mexico
They, except by Rotunda.
During the travel Stratos had to sit next to Yeena where both meet eachother.
Stratos: So... You're Muriel's Older Sister?
Yeena: That's right, Yeena Plizetxki
Stratos: Stratos Spheros... Uhm for how Long time you didn't saw your sister?...
Yeena: i don't remember so well.. i kinda think 5 or 6 years but we were still in contact.
Stratos: Wow.. that's too long time.
Yeena: I Know we both had to focus in our own careers, we both have doctorates, me on medicine and she in psychology.
Stratos: so, you're a doctor in medicine?
Yeena: That's right.
Stratos: How many lifes did you saved?
Yeena: Hmm.. interesting question.. I saved 10 Pac persons in total, it's not much but I'm satisfied with that.
Stratos: You sound like a really Good Doctor.
Yeena: I'm not a perfect doctor because I didn't managed to save at least 5 Pac persons, I know it's less but I'm not happy for it because of how much the families of the deceased suffers for them.
Stratos: That most be frustrating and hard for you, did ya?
Yeena: It is, for it I'm always trying hard in doing my best in my work to save more lifes.
Stratos: That's really good.
Yeena: And tell me about you?
Stratos: Well I'm actually working as officiant in a company
Yeena; That sounds good, good luck with that, maybe you can be a good president for Pacopolis.
Some Hours of Travel Later..
Pac Mexico City/CDMX
12:02 PM
The Family have finally arrived in PacMexico city airport and then taked 2 Taxis (Stratos, Rotunda and Santana in one, Betrayus, Muriel and Yeena and other) to the hotel where they would stay, all of them were so tired of the travel.
Muriel: Dude I'm Hungry...
Betrayus: You too, Mury?
Yeena: Yeah.. I'm Hungry too...
Stratos: what if we go to dinner, the Hotel has an international food banquet at this hour.
Rotunda: Ohh~♪ in that case, for me it's fine, let's go Stratos.
Stratos: Yes Mom
*Both leave*
Betrayus:*mocks* Ohh~♪ Yes Mom I'll go with you~
Santana:*chuckles* Betrayus!
Muriel: Admit it.. it's funny hehehe..
Yeena: hehehe what we are laughing for?
B&M: Nothing~...
Yeena: uhh.. okay?
After the dinner the group went to rest to their respective rooms by couples: Rotunda and Stratos, Betrayus and Muriel and Yeena and Santana.
Pac Mexico City
8:25 pm
Room 69
Yeena: Are you Serious Muriel!? Oh my gosh I feel so honored!...
Muriel: Yep Girl, this is more special because you always where there for me and never gave me the back as my father and Yoona,so tell me.. would you accept to be my godmother?
Yeena: Y-Yes!! Thank you Muriel!
Muriel: No Yeena, Thank you very much for all you did for me.
Yeena; *sobs of Happiness* Muriel.. I love you.
Muriel:*hugs Yeena* and I love you too Yeena.
Santana:*sniff* you girls are so touching~
Muriel: Heheh what can I said? Yeena was always being the emotional one.
Yeena: and you the rude Muriel.
Santana: Awww...
The night passed out..
The next day, The group taked different Taxis to Xochimilco, The girls where in the same taxi with Roxy preparing Muriel for the wedding.
Roxy: and Done~, girl estás que ardes~.
Santana: I agree with you girl
Muriel: Thank you Roxy.
Yeena: What did she said?
Roxy: Oh sorry, I said girl you're in fire but in Spanish.
Yeena: Oh I see, sorry I just speak English and Korean.
Roxy: understandable.
Muriel: oh gosh.. Thank you girls.. I'm so excited but I'm nervous too.
Santana: Don't worry, just be yourself, my brother likes you as you are.
Muriel: I know.. it's just..
Suddenly Muriel's hand was trembling and becoming fluffy, Yeena noticed that and holed up her hand to comfort her as well covering her hand.
Muriel:*whispers* thanks Yeena..
Yeena:*whispers as well* you're welcome..
The taxi finally arrived to the place.
Roxy: And we arrived first than the boys!
M&S: Oh Yuss Girl!
Yeena: Excuse me.. Ms Taxi girl.
Roxy: Roxy, at your service.
Yeena: Ms Roxy, is there a restroom around here?
Roxy: it's in front here.
Yeena: Alright, thanks Roxy.
Santana: where are you going?
Yeena:.. I need to speak with my sister in private
Santana: Oh, okay
Muriel: Where are we goi-
Yeena Quickly taked Muriel to the restroom, she seemed so nervous and worried for her sister.
Muriel: Yeena.. what's wrong?..
Yeena: Muriel.. please take this.. *she said while she was holding a peace brazalet*
Muriel: a Peace Brazalet?, For what...
Yeena: too avoid that you can't transform into.. you know..you don't want to scare your future husband, did you?.
Muriel: Hehehe, what are you saying? My lover knows about my secret.
Yeena: W-What!? Oh no no this is bad?
Muriel: Bad for what? He accepts me with all and puppy, even so.. he has a secret like us but I can't tell you exactly what it is.
Yeena: Well... that's so good to hear but surely others would surely be afraid of you.
Muriel: Yeena, do you actually think that I can't lost control and transform into the puppy?...
Yeena: Well yes, I'm afraid that if they know about that would surely kill you as many did it with our race..
Muriel: Uhuh... And?
Yeena: And... And..I don't want to lose you, Muriel! You're the only thing I have of.. mother.. *sobs* Oh Muriel.. you're all her....
Muriel:*sighs* Yeena.. *Hugs her* you're all for me too, but you're underestimating me.. I know you want to.. take care of me and you have no idea about how much I appreciate that..but I can take care of myself without or with the puppy inside me... That's all thanks to my psychological career and most special.. you.
Yeena: Muriel.. but aren't you nervous?
Muriel: I Know I'm nervous but having you with me and knowing I choosed the best person for me comforts me a lot.. so don't worry I'll be okay
Yeena: Promise me you will be okay..
Muriel: I'll promise Yeena.
After that promise, Betrayus and his brother and mother have finally arrived, Betrayus saw Muriel went out the restroom completely brilliant with her black wedding dress and holding a lot of red roses.
Rotunda: Agh, black? You're wrong, this is your wedding not a Halloween party..
Yeena: Hey! How dare yo-
Muriel: Calm down Yeena, I'll take care of this,.. indeed is our wedding not yours, and as our wedding we can dress as we like if we want it.
Betrayus: OHHHHHHHH!!
Roxy: UUUUUUYYY!!!
Muriel: Oh my..
Rotunda: How Dare you!?
Stratos: Hey!!.
Santana: Admit it Brother.. Muriel is right, behave yourself Mom this is the wedding of one of your children so please I recommend you to be respectful.
Rotunda: Santana! I am your mother, you have no rights to speak with me in that tone.
Santana: and you have no rights to judge my Brother and his Bride in their wedding, or you stay with us and be respectful or you can go back to the hotel.
Rotunda:...hmp.. Fine.
Roxy: Alright Toxic Family, let's go!.
The Group went to the trajinera and Roxy started driving while she was Telling them legends about Xochimilco, to then after a long ride around the lake, they stopped in the Creepy Doll Island, There was a sorcerer waiting for them
Stratos; Wait a Minute... From what religion is this guy.
Sorcerer: A Satanist one
Rotunda: What!?.
Sorcerer: Just Kidding.. uhum
Betrayus and Muriel walked together in front the sorcerer waiting for the prayers.
Sorcerer: Ladies and gentlemen.. we are reunited here to unite this 2 souls in marriage... Before starting this is there anyone who wants to avoid the union of this souls, speak now or shut up forever.
Rotunda: Me!
Stratos: Mom!!
Y, S & R: Ugh.. Sit Down old Lady!!
Sorcerer: Well.. uhum Betrayus Spheros, do you accept Muriel Plizetxki as you wife and love her, in the health and the illness until the death.
Betrayus: with all my heart and for all she did for me... She is the woman who make me get up..for being there were almost no one was for me, For it.. I Do.
Sorcerer: Muriel Plizetxki, do you accept Betrayus Spheros as your Husband and love him, in the health and the illness until the death.
Muriel: My First and number 1 patient, for accepting me in your heart and make me get up too, because our imperfections make us unperfectedly perfect.. I do.
Sorcerer: perfect, with the blessing of the Moon.. I declare you Husband and Wife, you can kiss the bride now.
Betrayus and Muriel selled their union with a Kiss while the others (except Rotunda) where clapping completely happy for them, after that Muriel threw the flowers and surprisely it was catched... By a Squirrel.
Muriel: Well at least the squirrel will be happy.
Betrayus: That's something good~.
Santana: Dank Squirrel....
After many hours of party and that Yeena ended falling in the lake but she was fine because she can swim,
and a lot of drinks, the wedding finished and the group went back to the hotel, all of them completely drunk except for Rotunda which went to a room alone, Betrayus and Muriel went to their room to start the fun while the rest.. Uhh..
Well Stratos went to Santana and Yeena's Room, Yeena was the only one there, both were so drunk so they started their fun too.. Santana was still in the Taxi with Roxy, both where drunk.
Santana: Hehehe it was fun..
Roxy: Heheheh are you sure you don't want to go to your room?..
Santana: Heheheh no.. I want to stay with you~ *Kisses Roxy*
Roxy: Hmmm~ Good girl~
And yes they have their fun too, don't ask how.
2 Days later, Yeena went back to Pac Korea, Santana went to work in Pac Tokyo, Betrayus, Stratos, Rotunda and Muriel went back to Pac USA to Continue their lifes, Specially the couple which would continue their lifes as know a happily married couple.
3 Months Later...
Muriel: Hey Sunlight, i have a gift for you~
Betrayus: what kind of gift?~
Muriel:*gives Betrayus a tiny Box*
Betrayus: hmm i wonder what is it
Betrayus opened a box and take out his rabbit plush but repaired
Betrayus: Aww Muriel, you found it! And did you repaired it too?
Muriel: yes and take a look inside the box
Betrayus: Huh?
Betrayus looked inside the box, it was a note Wich says "Hey Daddy" next to a positive pregnancy test
Betrayus: Oh my!... Really?...
Muriel: Heheh Yes... Surprise Daddy!!
Betrayus: Mury! *Hugs her* I'm so so Happy!!
Muriel: we're going to be parents! And as celebration.. It's movie Time!!.
Betrayus: Yeah Girl!!.. uhm Mury can you still can transform into animals but without affecting the baby?.
Muriel: That's right, you want me to transform into a Rabbit?
Betrayus: Yes :3!
Muriel transformed herself into a pregnant and Fluffy Arctic Hare to then Betrayus taking her carefully and watch movies while he was petting her.
Betrayus: Aww just look at you, you're so small and fluffy~ *scratches behind her bunny ears*
Muriel: Hmm~♥ *Twitching paw* more there please~
Betrayus: *pets her bunny belly* Aww who is my fluwy gurl?, you are!~♪
Muriel: Heheheh Sunlight~♪ that tickles!~
Meanwhile..
Yeena had left the restroom of his work with a positive pregnancy test.
Yeena: Should I tell him?... Uhh Nah..
Too long travel and i was so drunk that day and if i can remember there where more guys around there so it can be from anyone else... Oh man what a dumb i am!
She said while she went to her car to drive off completely mad
Yeena:...*sighs*...Shit.
Yeena drived to a mall to buy some home stuff to then went to a building.
At Opening her apartment she was received by her only fluffy pal.
It was a Maine Coon Cat.
Min-Ki: Mreww~
Yeena: Aww Hello big girl *pets her*... Good news... We will have new pal here..
Yeena said to her cat while she was holding her stomach. She was nervous but as well she was excited for being mother.
To be Continued..
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Hopper~! Welcome, dear reader, to the beautiful Furasu High School~! The live action Yu-Gi-Oh GX or Cardcaptor Sakura you never knew you wanted~!
Houtarou Ichinose; no relation to Minori, Jin, or any other Ichinose you may know; what kinda bullshit do you have for us today?
"Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch!" That's our tag for this year!
Spoilers, I guess...
-Cold open time.
-Everybody's gotta have a narrow escape with a
-So this is the power of alchemy.
-Goddamn, the Gotcha Driver's so slim.
-Oh damn.
-Lots of marketable little guys.
-...not doing much against this literal nine year old, huh?
-The Ouroboros Realm...
-"Find theeeem!"
-Hotaro-kun~!
-...I'm not sure what you expected with that concoction, but don't worry~! You'll only have to eat it once~!
-Already late to school, are we? Tsk, tsk, lad!
-Oh come now, Mrs. Ichinose, you're not gonna let us see your handsome husband?
-Very nice school set, it looks so real.
-Rinne Kudoh, eh?
-Oooooooh, shot down! Didn't even get a "You're welcome".
-"Family tradition."
-Renaissance...
-"Yeah, yeah, alchemy, whatever."
-Kaijiki... marlin?
-Imagine fighting monsters lmao
-That's the power of alchemy... making an elevator out of a bunch of trash cans, a child's bicycle, and a busted bench.
-"Oh fuck, the monster's real."
-Turn to face the ferocious beast!
-Hopper~!
-Oh shit, eyecatch.
-Steamliner~!
-He's just a little guy~!
-Hoppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer~!
-Steeeeeeeam!
-"My little buddy..."
-Rinne's been caught.
-A Chemy~!
-Ohhhh
-Girl's got alchemical drip.
-My man really just jumped in front of a train.
-Free the Hopper.
-Earned a little respect, huh?
-Holy shit, the train ate him.
-They like him...
-Hope for the future.
-I love how theatrical this all is.
-Holy shit they
-"You, my boy, are now Kamen Rider!"
-Cut short by the Fates. How fitting.
-101 Chemies!
-Attack of the PNGs!
-"You got your ass kicked by an eight year old?"
-Okay, Clotho's our focus villain for the premiere.
-Kama?
-"Get darked, idiot."
-Ohhhhhhhh I see...
-I imagine whatever adverse side-effects regular humans meet are a non-issue for our villains.
-That being said, I love the idea of villains taking on multiple monster identities, I hope they roll with that.
-"Gotchardriver!"
-Picked all the names!
-"...is that supposed to be Kamen Rider?"
-Oh my god, he jumped too high, he is literally a Pretty Cure.
-Rather handy beatdown.
-Oh, that looks so awkward.
-Gotcha Get!
-SteeeeeeeamHopper!
-Oh, he's got a fire burning.
-Here it comes~!
-Chillin' out with the crew in the schoolyard, findin' trouble, never lookin' too-\
-Oh, Chemy Story. Goddammit, I hate how clever that is.
-Put an end to this with a Rider Kick~!
-SteamHopper! Fever!
-Gotcha~!
-See you around, Clotho.
-Kamantis...
-All little guys!
-Kaijiki! Hello!
-Time reset.
-Oh dear god, not again.
-Minato-sensei...
-Defend the natural order!
-Jikai! Kamen Rider Gotchard!
-Skateboard...
-Okay, you've hooked me. I'm very excited to learn literally everything I can about this alchemy system and the characters who use it.
#kamen rider gotchard#Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch!#kamen rider#gotchard spoilers#kr gotchard
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→ summary: Excelling in every school subject, acing every math test and conquering the academic world is something you do as easily as breathing. As your residential social outcast nerd, you live rather as a recluse, talking to almost no one except for your dear ol’ cousin and that sweet boy in a few of your classes—Jungkook? was that his name? Befriending your ʰᵒᵗ AP stats teacher was the last thing on your high school senior agenda…
→ genre: 90% fluff, 8% crack, 2% angst | teacher!au & f2l!au
→ warnings: profanity again, mentions of depression and physical abuse, mentions of sharing a bed (because jimin is freaky) & pretty bad pms-ing
→ wordcount: 7.4k
You walk into Jimin's classroom, as usual, setting down your backpack as you prepare to wait for a couple of hours for your teacher to finish grading tests.
"Hey, Y/N," Jimin says as you sit down at your desk. He grins happily at you. "I actually finished grading everything for once, so I was thinking we could go and grab something to drink. It's my treat since I feel bad for always making you wait after school for me."
"Really?" you say, excited. "Then can we go to that new coffee shop? Wattbucks was it? It's a bit far from here, but I hope that's fine."
You had purposely suggested a place far away from your school, afraid of any of your peers seeing you grab a drink with your teacher. That would surely raise some suspicion to gossipy, hormonal teenagers.
Jimin nods to your relief. "Yeah, I think it was called Wattbucks. Let's go, I could use a good latte."
"I'm gonna totally tease Jin. He's always wanted to learn latte art," you laugh as you get up from your seat and swing your backpack over your shoulder.
Your friend laughs as he opens the classroom door for you to get out first. "I'm not surprised. That cousin of yours loves anything food-related. I think that's where you got it, Y/N the hog."
You slap his shoulder.
After spending more time picking a drink than you spend taking your math tests, you finally decide on a cute aesthetic one that claims to come with a heart latte art.
"I'll have the same as her," Jimin tells the barista.
"Copycat," you murmur as your teacher pays for the drinks.
"Am not," Jimin murmurs back as both of you choose a nice, warm seat in the corner of the cafe. "I wanted the heart-shaped latte too! You just ordered first."
You roll your eyes dramatically. "Fine, fine," you sigh as you adjust your seat on the plush cushion set beneath you. "This place is so nice."
"Does Jin not take you out often?" Jimin asks as he stretches back comfortably. "I should take you to WattDonald's sometime—it has a nicer interior design."
"No, he insists eating at home is much healthier or some shit," you sigh, then you frown, processing the other half of Jimin's words. "Wait, are you telling me you literally judge cafes by their interior design?" you ask.
"Why not?"
"I don't know... because you go to cafes to eat? Not see?" you say sarcastically.
Jimin laughs. "If you're going to eat, might as well eat someplace nice, right?"
You snort. "I'm no queen. I can eat in a dumpster and still be happy that I'm eating," you remark.
"Y/N the hog," Jimin whispers, grinning mischievously at you.
"Hey!" you shout, slamming your hands on the table.
Jimin only laughs. "Calm down!" he says between his laughter. "I was joking!"
You're still seething when a waitress practically skips over and hands you and Jimin your matching drinks.
Immediately you forget your dispute with Jimin as your eyes turn wide in wonder. "Oh, it's so pretty!" you coo at the drink. The cream-colored coffee cup to the elegant heart etched into the foam—it was all so beautiful.
Jimin nods, admiring his drink as well.
"Jin's going to die when I send him a picture of this!" you say as you fish out your phone and start to snap pictures of the rather photogenic cup of latte.
It doesn't take long before Jimin starts to photobomb, making silly faces in the background of your aesthetic pictures. "Jimin!" you whine. "Jokes on you, I'm sending the ugliest picture of you with the latte to Jin!"
Jimin shrugs. "As long as Jin doesn't post it, I'm fine."
"I'll tell him to," you say, evilly.
"My best friend wouldn't betray me like that."
"My favorite cousin wouldn't betray me like either," you say. "He'll post it!"
You quickly text Jin the picture.
You look up from your phone to see Jimin talking to the waitress.
"Yes! We've been dating for three years now," Jimin says, suddenly putting an arm around you.
"Wha—" you say, shocked out of your mind. Was he drunk again? But drunk from a latte? Was that even scientifically possible?
"Thank you so much for offering us a free couple's mini cake," Jimin tells the waiter, squeezing your shoulder.
OhhhHhhHh. You catch on. You want that complimentary cake.
You nod. "Three years strong!" you giggle.
"Oh, how adorable!" the waitress squeals, "I'll get you two the cake! Would you like a photo afterward? Even your lattes match!"
"Yes please," you say. "My cousin would want to see a picture of us."
Jimin nods, catching on. "Jin, that rascal. I've always told him to find a girl of his own."
The waitress laughs. "Oh, how adorable!" she repeats, "I'll get the mini cake!" And with that, she disappears into the kitchen.
You start to laugh. "Jimin, what the hell?"
"What? Free food!" his whispers in your ear.
You forget his arm was around you until he takes it away, the warm imprint still hovering over you.
The waitress comes back in a flash, holding a small, aesthetically pleasing cake. She places it smack in the middle of the table, as Jimin snakes his arm around your waist to play couple again.
You hand the waitress your phone, which she gladly takes. "Keep posing!" she says as she starts to snap photos repeatedly.
You and Jimin rotate from smiling to silly faces to pouty faces, but the waitress just won't stop with the pictures. Finally, she pauses, putting your phone down a bit.
"Only your faces look different, move your bodies!" she urges. "Kiss! It'll look adorable!"
You and Jimin give each other looks.
Oh shit.
"Oh no, we're completely fine," Jimin says as you nod in agreement.
The waitress scrunches her eyebrows. "A couple, huh?" she says. That's when it occurs to you that now you two are a suspicious couple.
Okay, but since when did couples have to kiss on demand??
"Let's just do it for the picture, Jimin," you say.
Jimin whirls on you, giving you a panicked look, but he quickly replaces it with a smile, nodding. "Okay Y/N, whatever you say."
"Adorable!" the waitress squeals.
You're starting to think this woman is the most annoying person ever.
With a bit of hesitation, you and Jimin turn to each other, Jimin cupping your face with his warm hands as you naturally sling your arms around his shoulders. He doesn't even look nervous as he habitually licks his full lips. You, on the other hand, knew you are beet red and you look a bit nervous as you both lean into each other, lips inching closer and closer. This just reminds you of the first time you'd kissed your teacher...
No, Y/N!
You almost feel bad, wondering if Jimin actually thought you'd kiss him. With only an inch to spare before your lips would meet, you jump back, laughing.
"Jiminie!" you whine. "Your breath stinks!"
"It does not!" Jimin shouts defensively before realizing your save. "Okay fine, I forgot my mint today."
The waitress laughs. "Even more adorable!" she says, not even suspecting a thing. "I took a picture of you two just about to kiss though!"
"Let me guess," you say. "It's adorable."
The annoying waitress nods. "How'd you guess?" she says as she happily hands back your phone.
"I had a hunch," you reply.
"Okay, well, I'll leave you two to finish up your adorable date!" the waitress sings as she practically skips away.
You turn to Jimin. "That's a fuckload of trouble you almost got us in, Jiminie," you say.
Your teacher laughs. "The save of the century brought to you by Y/N," he jokes. "God, I almost thought we had to reenact that time I was dru—"
"Oh shut up," you say, nudging Jimin, feeling your face turn red. "That was not appropriate."
"Whatever," Jimin chuckles. "Now what are you going to do with those couple photos we just took?" he teases. "Blackmail me?"
You perk up. "Wow, that's actually a good idea," you tease back. "I'll keep them—you know, for memories."
"Good idea."
"And maybe send them to Jin."
"Goddammit," you breathe as you stand helplessly outside your house. Jimin had just dropped you off and you were pretty sure he had driven away by now. You were screwed. Being your dumb self, you had forgotten your house keys and now you were locked out of the house. "Shit," you breathe. "This is just swell."
"Everything all right?" a familiar voice calls from behind. You whirl around, surprised to see Jimin watching you from his car.
"What are you still doing here?" you ask, frowning slightly as you start to walk up to your teacher's car.
"I always watch until you're inside your house," Jimin says, "just in case something were to happen. I thought you knew."
"Uh, no," you say, your brows creasing.
"Well, now you do." Jimin shrugs, quickly changing the topic. "Now what's the problem?"
You sigh, rolling your eyes at yourself. "Being the dumbass that I am, I locked myself out of my house."
Jimin chuckles, his eyes scrunching up cutely as usual. "Wow, I can't believe you're my best student. Get in the car, I guess you can stay at my house."
You freeze. "Uh, you sure?" you say. "Won't I bother you or something?"
But it was more like: Holy fuck am I really going to consider staying over at my teacher's house?? These days, other girls in your grade were busy staying over at guys' houses that were in their age range doing who knows what. You? Not so much.
"Nah, you won't be a bother," Jimin says surely. "It's always nice to have company."
As genuine as your friend sounds, you're still a bit skeptical. After all, it is your teacher's house... Mentally, you thank God that it's Friday. You don't want to imagine the awkwardness if you went to school the next day in the same clothes as before, all the while pulling up in Jimin's car. You shudder slightly at the thought.
But you also kinda have no choice.
"Okay... then," you say hesitantly as Jimin smiles and reaches over to open the car door for you. You clumsily climb back into his car. "Thanks, uh, I guess."
It feels a bit weird at first to step foot into Jimin's house. It's rather larger than you've imagined a teacher's house to be, but you can still tell that it's a cozy place.
"Make yourself at home," Jimin says, gesturing towards his commodious abode. "You can take the bed later, I'll sleep on the couch."
You nod. "Uh, yeah, thanks."
Goddammit. Is it just me or is this fucking awkward?
"Hey, do you usually cook?" you ask, hoping to brush off some awkwardness.
"Not really. I get takeout," Jimin answers. "But I think I have ramen somewhere if you don't wanna go out."
"Ooh, yes!" you say, never a girl to pass up ramen, or food in general. "It's just that... I don't really know how to cook it. When Jin said I can't cook for shit, he meant it," you confide, shrugging.
Jimin shrugs too. "Me neither. But how hard can it be?"
Your jaw drops. "Maybe we should get takeout then. I don't want to burn your house down or something," you say as Jimin makes his way to his spacy kitchen.
"Nah," your teacher answers as he rummages through his kitchen cabinets and fishes out two packs of ramen. "Like I said, how hard can it be?" Instinctively, Jimin rips both packs open, takes out the important contents and tosses the bags away.
"Shouldn't we use the directions you just trashed?" you ask, crossing your arms over your chest and frowning.
"It's fine, Y/N," Jimin says, waving his hand. "It's just ramen, how hard can it be?" Your teacher pulls out a large pot and fills it three-quarters with water. "Do you think this is enough?"
You squint at the water sloshing again the pot, scrutinizing the amount. "I dunno. Maybe you should put a bit more just in case. More doesn't hurt, right?"
"Right." Jimin fills the pot with water to the brim. "I think this is alright."
You nod. "Yeah. I'm pretty sure I've seen Jin boil the water first."
"Do you know how long he boils it?" Jimin asks as he places the pot on the stove and turns it on in one swift move.
"Not really... But I remember he told me once you need bubbles in the water," you reply as you examine the water carefully.
"Like this?" Jimin asks as he cautiously points at minuscule bubbles forming around the ring of the pot.
You squint. "Those are some tiny-ass bubbles. But they're bubbles nonetheless," you say, chuckling slightly.
"See? I told you. This is easy," Jimin chuckles. "And fast," he adds. "Now we add in the ramen."
"Yup," you say. "Logically, we should let it cook for a while."
"So... thirty minutes?"
"Exactly what I was thinking."
But thirty minutes later, something didn't look quite right.
"Um, Jimin, is the water supposed to spill out from the sides?" you inquire, tapping your teacher's shoulder.
"No, shit, Y/N!" Jimin screams, as he dashes over to the overflowing pot and starts an attempt to turn the fire off. However, that was definitely not a good idea, especially since the steaming water was pouring down on the sides of the pot. "Ah, fuck!" your teacher shouts. "That's hot!" Jimin waves his red hand away.
"God, Jimin, you okay?" you shriek as you rush over and get a rag to safely turn the stove off.
"Yeah. Yeah," Jimin brushes your question off, covering his hurt hand with his good one.
"Get some ice," you say as you try to fan away the smoke that was now making its way up to the smoke detectors. "Ah, shit," you say, just as the fire alarm goes off.
Jimin, icing his bright red hand falls to the floor in frustration as the annoying alarm makes an atrocious racket.
Fuck my life.
"Don't just sit there! Help me open the windows!" you scream at your teacher as you jump around the house, opening every window and every door you spy. Soon, Jimin's sprinting around with you, helping you with the task.
Several minutes later, the blasted fire alarm stops beeping. You and Jimin collapse on the floor side by side, breathing hard and looking dazed.
"We are never cooking again," you sigh, rubbing your forehead. "How's your hand?" you ask your teacher, looking over at him.
"Nothing that'll scar," Jimin says, rubbing ice on his hand. "God, I didn't know cooking ramen would actually be hard. I'm sorry."
You laugh. "No hard feelings. It wasn't your fault."
"Technically, it's a good thing all of this happened because I think I bought that ramen a decade ago," Jimin chuckles. "Things could've been worse if we ate that."
"You what?!"
Jimin laughs heartily. "It was all back when I thought I was going to cook for myself," he explains shortly. He suddenly turns to you, grinning. "So... for dinner, I was thinking Plan B. Pizza?"
"Pizza," you agree, smiling.
Munching on pizza slices and drinking diet coke, you and Jimin were sitting on the living room sofa, sharing small stories with each other.
"My parents totally did not want me to be a teacher," Jimin says. "I graduated from one of the top three colleges so they thought it was a waste for me to teach a bunch of teenagers."
"Should I be offended?" you chuckle. "But you seem to really like math and teaching in general. I think your job fits you."
Jimin grins at you. "Really?"
"Mhm. Besides, you have a perfect life, don't you? Parents, friends, best friends..."
Jimin raises his eyebrows. "And you don't? Good grades, caring cousin, amazing teacher..." He wiggles his eyebrows. "Perfect life," he purrs.
But you don't laugh and instead shake your head. "No, you don't understand," you bite out. Maybe a bit harshly—which you hadn't intended.
Jimin looks at you, startled from your sudden change in tone. "Woah, there, sorry," he quickly apologizes.
His sincerity immediately makes you feel bad and you sigh, shaking your head. "No, you shouldn't be apologizing," you say. "I... I just get extra moody when it comes to this."
"But aren't you always moody?" Jimin pokes fun at you as you shove him to the side. "Sorry, sorry!" Jimin squeaks as you shove him again. But as soon as he gains his straight posture back and looks over at you, you can tell he became serious. "Hey, Y/N, if you need to vent to me, I'm here to listen," he says.
You raise your eyebrows. "Who says I need to vent?"
"Your mood swings tell me everything." Jimin shrugs.
"You—"
"Y/N, I'm here to listen, not judge. You can trust me," Jimin interrupts, his voice convincingly soothing.
Goddammit, Jimin.
You sigh, rubbing your forehead. "Can I trust you?"
"You need me to trust you," Jimin answers. "Besides, hasn't anyone told you it's healthy to vent?"
You let out a rather aggressive sigh. "Fine."
"I'll be a great listener, I promise!" your teacher says as he snuggles into his couch, looking expectantly at you.
"Uh," you say, unsure of where to start. "Okay, lemme think, the school lunch is just plain nasty, students need to stop smoking in the bathroom and teachers need to stop giving tests on the same fucking day," you finish proudly.
Jimin laughs. "No way."
"No way, what?"
"You're so not moody because of those dumb reasons," your teacher accuses.
You frown. "And how would you know?"
"C'mon, those reasons are just stupid, Y/N!" Jimin laughs. "You've always been the worst at making up excuses. What's the real deal?"
You groan. "I'm so embarrassed," you mutter. "I don't even know where to start."
"Start wherever's comfortable," your teacher says in a coaxing voice. "No need to be embarrassed. I won't judge, I promise."
"I dunno, Jimin," you say.
"Have you told Jin your problem?" Jimin asks.
"Well, of course. He's literally involved in it," you say.
"And does Jin judge you for your problems?" Jimin inquires.
"Well, no—"
"Then I'll obviously do the same," your teacher answers. "I'll be another person in your life that will care to listen. Now, continue."
You slowly digest his words, taking in each meaning. Then, you hesitantly nod. "I guess... my problem isn't really much about school," you confess. "I think I use the school to distract myself from my problems." You pause, turning your head to look at Jimin, his face inches away from yours.
He stares back at you, his wide, chocolate eyes softening. His eyes tell you to continue.
"Um," you mutter. "Jin's the only good family I have at the moment," you say slowly, choosing your words wisely in your head. You pause again, looking towards your teacher but he's silent, his full attention on you and your story, so you continue.
You sigh deeply. "Maybe several years ago I had a lot of friends," you say. "I remember I was pretty damn popular too..." you trail off. "And honestly, I was really happy in the beginning, you know, being the center of attention and all... but I guess things changed and I realized... I-I was too different from my friends." You awkwardly shift your position on the couch and pause, choosing your next words carefully. "My friends were close to their families."
Jimin shifts up, crossing his legs and leaning forward to listen more intently. You take that as a sign to continue on once more.
"I guess I never really had a family, as cliche as that sounds. I mean, I had a mom and a dad, but what's the use of having them if they neglect me?" you say slowly. "I was never told that I was loved... I was misunderstood, misjudged. I dunno, this sounds so dumb and non-original," you sigh.
"Hey," Jimin says softly. "No problem you have is dumb. No problem is cliché." He puts a soft hand over yours; and it's not a gesture to seduce you, no, it's the complete opposite—it's a calming gesture, a supportive one, telling you to trust him with your past.
You nod gratefully. "You know, I've always hated the way young adult novels always portrayed family problems. They do it just so they hide the worst part of it—the yelling, the name-calling... Then the protagonist always meets the guy that seems to solve all of her problems and totally end up romanticizing pain and depression..." you trail off and take a deep breath. "Anyways, back then, I didn't even have anyone to vent to. I didn't have Jin, or you. I could never get my friends to understand either. Besides, when I'd tell them about how my mom would verbally abuse me, or when my dad would physically abuse me, they'd compare my pain with their little first world problems."
Jimin rubs small circles on your hand. "I'm sorry," he whispers.
You shrug, giving your teacher a weak smile. "I'm okay now, I promise. But back then I obviously wasn't. I remember one of my so-called friends complaining about how their mother didn't buy them the white wattPhone X and got them the black one instead or some kind of shit right after I poured my heart out about my family situation. And I dunno, something about people not seeming to care about me and my struggles just made me build up my own stress and anxiety," you explain. "I think I wasn't doing so mentally well back then."
It's then when you realize you're worked up. Your breathing was abnormally quick and your heart beat rapidly in your chest as you couldn't help but cover your eyes with your hands. "I'm not going to fucking cry," you mutter into your hands.
"You can cry, I won't judge," Jimin assures you.
And that was all it took for you for your tears to start flowing out of your eyes.
"I was never good enough for anyone! But especially my parents. One single mistake, you know, maybe second place in Science Olympiad would cause them to bring out a train of other failures I've had in my life. I'd work my ass off every day, but it would never be enough. And as I got older, I decided to fight for what I thought was right, so I'd talk back to them. But of course, when that happened they'd start ranting about how ungrateful I am. Sometimes I felt like I was more important to them for the letter grade I produce than the actual human being that I am," you whisper the last part. "I always felt like I could disappear into thin air and no one would miss me."
You feel a warm hand pat your back reassuringly. That lets you know you can continue. "I remember my parents talking about a rich aunt and uncle. So that one day I was so fed up with myself, I left the house with nothing and found myself at their doorstep."
Jimin starts to rub soft circles on your back and you lean into his touch, feeling so cared for, despite what you encountered in your past.
"My aunt and uncle were really skeptical about me staying at their house. It wasn't like my parents died or anything. It was just me, begging to stay because I didn't like my own parents. I'm pretty sure they would've driven me back to my house if Jin hadn't intervened. I distinctly remember that time," you say. "Jin, their only child, arguing for me to stay."
"That sounds like him," Jimin comments and you nod. "So does it get better after that?"
"Barely," you reply. "My parents found out pretty soon that I was living with my aunt and uncle. God, you have no idea how mad they got. Actually, it was more like infuriated and enraged. They told me I was a pathetic parasite always fishing for the best like I was some gold digger."
"I'm so sorry," Jimin whispers, taking your hand again. You nod your head, silently thanking him for his support.
"But it did get better. I made strong bonds with Jin," you say. "It's just that it became clear that I was just a nuisance to the family. Money was being spent on me, time was being used on me... I just felt guilty all the time. So I left or tried to leave. Jin stopped me and offered to run away with me. Apparently, he wanted to live his own life and write his own future," you say. "Our parents still don't know where we are and we're not letting them find us anytime soon."
"Are they not looking?" Jimin asks.
"I dunno and I honestly don't even care," you answer. "Jin and I made sure we moved far away enough."
Jimin nods. "Good."
You smile at your friend's support. "You know, Jin's a lot like you."
"Really?"
"His parents wanted him to continue his father's business like any rich son would, but Jin wanted to work in the theater department. He followed his passion and guided me here," you say. "Kinda what you're doing."
"Exactly what I'm doing." Jimin smiles, patting your hand before letting go. "Well, that was some life story."
"I try not to dramatize it." You shrug. "So did it work?"
"Eh..." Jimin says, "I'm trying to hold back my tears." He wipes away nonexistent tears with a silly grin on his face.
You roll your eyes. "Such a goof."
Jimin shrugs, suddenly becoming scarily serious. "Y/N... so it's because of your past that you have... er, trust issues?"
You flinch. "Possibly."
Jimin gives you a look.
"Okay, fine, yes. You caught me. I don't wanna make fake friends as I made in the past—even though family problems pushed me down, not having friends to support me kept me down. Jin and you are the only people that I've ever fully trusted."
Jimin nods. "Hey, I understand. I know how you feel."
You raise your eyebrows. "You do? Don't you have 50 million friends?" you ask.
"Well, out of the 50 million, guess how many I actually trust," he says, leaning back and taking a sip of his coke. Jimin scrunches his nose. "Ew, this thing isn't even fizzy anymore."
You giggle, rolling your eyes slightly. "I'm guessing you trust seven," you say. "It's a lucky number."
"Nope, one," Jimin replies. "Your cousin."
"Are you trying to tell me—"
"That true good friends take time and work to find?" Yes," Jimin says.
"No, that's not what I was gonna say," you giggle. "I was saying, are you trying to tell me that you don't trust me?"
Your friend laughs. "Oh c'mon, Y/N," he says. "Spare a man. Of course, I trust you."
"Good because I didn't just tell you my whole private life story for you to tell me that you don't trust me," you say, taking a sip of your unfizzy diet coke.
Jimin laughs again. "I trust you, okay? You're like a best friend to me," he says, as he stretches and gets up from his couch. "It's getting late and we need to pick up my other best friend from the airport nice and early tomorrow. We should get to sleep."
You beam at his words and stand up too. "Mhm."
"I'll show you up to my room," Jimin says as he gestures you over to the stairs of his house. That's when you realize, oh fuck, I'll be sleeping in my teacher's bed.
It's weird how sometimes Jimin can be your friend but your teacher at the same time.
"You can borrow one of my shirts to wear to sleep in you want," Jimin says as both of you walk into his rather spacious room. Your friend walks to his closet and pulls out a long, black t-shirt. He tosses it to you and you grab it instinctively.
"Thanks," you say. "Are you sure you don't want me to take the couch? It was comfy."
"Are you saying you don't want the bed?" Jimin asks sarcastically.
"I mean, no, a bed's nice but—"
"Are you saying we should share—"
You smack Jimin's back. "That was—"
"Not appropriate, I know, I know," Jimin interrupts you as he laughs. "You gotta learn to take a joke, though."
"Not if the joke is borderline sexual," you seethe. "Not if the listener is your student."
"Aw, c'mon Y/N, you're only my student in school," Jimin protests. "You're my friend outside of school."
You sigh. "Fine, then," you mutter as you start to push Jimin out of his room. "Get out, I'm gonna change."
"Okay, okay," Jimin laughs. "Goodnight, Miss Yoon."
"Goodbye, Jiminie," you tease as you shut the door on Jimin's laughing face.
You sigh as you snuggle up into Jimin's warm, velvety covers. They smelled like him: fresh, clean and masculine. You still can't seem to believe how amazing your friend is—he's almost too good to be true. Even after you spilled out your deepest secrets, he treats you just the same, he doesn't pity you, he doesn't think he's better than you in any way. It secures you so much to be around someone like Park Jimin.
You're so lucky to have him.
"Y/N!" you hear some high-pitched voice screaming in your ear.
"Shut up, I'm awake!" you scream back, ironically keeping your eyes closed as you turn over and smash the soft pillow over your head.
"You don't look awake," the voice teases. "C'mon, we have to go in a few minutes to get Jin or we'll be late!"
You groan as you slowly rise up, only to see your teacher sitting on your—his bed, staring right at you.
"Wait, fuck!" you shriek as you quickly pull up the covers to hide your body. "Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to come in unannounced into a lady's bedroom?"
Jimin cocks his head. "For your information, this is my bedroom," he chuckles.
"Oh my god, Jimin," you groan. "Get out! I'm not wearing anything under the shirt!"
Well, shit, Y/N. That was a bit too much information.
You can see your teacher's ears turn red as he quickly stands up. "Oh, right. I totally forgot... Sorry," he says hastily as he practically sprints out of the room.
You roll your eyes as you climb out of Jimin's bed, stretching. You had slept so well—maybe it was the sweet, masculine smell of the covers or the high-end quality of the bed. You hadn't known your teacher was so loaded.
Walking over to where you had neatly folded your clothes last night, you scrunch your nose, picking up your white t-shirt. "Pizza grease stains," you mutter. "I am a messy eater."
I guess it won't hurt to wear Jimin's t-shirt to the airport right? It just looks like a t-shirt dress anyway.
You quickly take your bra to the bathroom, putting in on, then washed your face and attempted to comb your hair with your fingers. By the time you're downstairs, Jimin is all dressed as well, most likely having taken his clothes out of his closet when you had been sleeping.
"I've never seen you wear a dress before," Jimin teases as you roll your eyes.
"I got grease stains on my other shirt," you reply. "I had no choice. It's okay if I borrow this for a day, right?"
Jimin laughs. "Yeah, no problem. You look good in it, anyway."
Flushing at his casual comment, you absentmindedly nod as you walk towards the front door. "Uh, we should go get Jin now," you say.
"Hold up, no breakfast?" Jimin asks as he holds an apple out for you.
"Oh, thanks," you say as you take the apple gratefully. "You're not eating?" you ask as both of you make your way out of the house and into Jimin's car.
"Well... my fridge isn't exactly stocked," your teacher says, placing his hands on the steering wheel. "I usually eat out all the time so that's the only thing I had in the fridge."
Again, Jimin is loaded.
"How do you even afford to eat out all the time?" you blurt out.
Jimin shrugs. "Parents."
"Ah, right," you say quickly.
You let your teacher drive to the airport in silence as you awkwardly try to eat the apple as quietly as you can. But remembering your manners after a few minutes, you offer an uneaten side of your apple to your teacher.
"I'd thought you'd never ask," Jimin chuckles as you hold the apple in front of him and he bites in.
"Oh, sorry," you say, flushing slightly at the proximity between your teacher's plump lips and your innocent hand. "Do you want the apple? I'm not that hungry anymore."
"Yes you are," Jimin scoffs. "Don't you lie, Y/N, Jin tells me about the huge breakfast you always eat before school. Breakfast is important for you."
"What does Jin not tell you?" you cry, throwing up your hands, careful not to fling the apple to the back of the car.
Jimin chuckles. "He tells me everything about you—it's obvious he cares for you a lot."
"Yeah..." you say. "Sometimes I feel like I'm not doing enough for him," you confess. "I mean, the only times I actually take care of him is when he gets drunk. Other than that, he's basically my mom."
"He's the perfect cousin," Jimin comments, smiling. "In a way, you're really lucky, Y/N."
You bite into the apple. "I am. I have Jin and you," you say, grinning.
"Aw, my heart," Jimin says, dramatically placing a small hand on his chest.
"Two hands on the wheel!" you shriek. "I want to live to see my cousin!"
Jimin just laughs, gripping the steering wheel with two hands as you had instructed. "Y/N, relax, we're almost there anyway."
"Hmph."
"So, how much do you want to bet Jin takes us out to eat when we meet him?"
"MY BABIES!" Jin screams as he runs towards you and Jimin, his suitcase flying behind him.
"God, how embarrassing," you mutter, catching the weird glances people were throwing your way.
"YOU GUYS SURVIVED!" Jin shrieks as he rams into you and your teacher, pulling both of you into a tight hug.
"Not for long if you keep hugging us like this," Jimin says, his voice strained as Jin squeezes all three of you together.
"Sorry, sorry," Jin apologizes as he loosens the hug. "I was just so happy to see you two... alive."
"What, you thought we were going to die?" you ask as you pull away from the hug, crossing your arms.
"No, I thought only you were going to die," Jin answers. "That's why I didn't let you alone. You've never really been on your own, you know?"
"He demanded I got your back 24/7," Jimin says. "Did I do a good job?"
"A bit too literally," you tease, rolling your eyes.
"He even took you shopping, huh?" Jin asks, eyeing your—er Jimin's t-shirt.
"What? No," you say, tugging the long, black top down. "It's not mine," you quickly say, lowering your head in sudden embarrassment.
Jin's eyebrows raise. "Well, then, looks like Y/N spent a night at your house, didn't she?" your cousin turns to ask your teacher.
Unlike your flushed self, Jimin looks rather calm. "Y/N spectacularly lost her house key yesterday so she slept over at my place."
"The shirt?" Jin questions. You flinch in your place, feeling guilty for no reason at all.
"Y/N's a messy eater, you know that. She got pizza grease on her shirt so she borrowed mine," Jimin explains. "Is your interrogation over, buddy?"
Jin's serious face is replaced with a goofy one. "Of course!" he laughs. "Agh, you two are too cute," Jin declares as he swings each arm around the both of you. "Now, I'm going to take you out to eat."
You shoot Jimin a knowing look and he laughs, eyes becoming beautiful crescent moons. You can't help but laugh too.
It's yet again another weekend you, Jin and Jimin are spending together. You're relaxed on your couch as Jin sits right next to you while Jimin is sprawled on the floor, scrolling through his phone.
"Y/N, Jimin," Jin says suddenly, breaking the comfortable silence. "So... as you know, my drama team is doing incredibly well these days. We, um... won state so we have to go to nationals."
"That's great!" you say as you jump up.
"Dang, Jin, congrats!" Jimin says as he starts to get up into a sitting position.
"Yeah, well... but that means I have to leave soon to get to nationals," Jin explains. "I'm sorry guys."
Your face falls slightly but you force a quick smile. "But you've always wanted your team to win these competitions!"
"Yeah but being apart from you guys makes me feel..."
"Empty?" you ask.
"Lonely?" Jimin inquires.
"Ugly," Jin says with a 'duh' tone.
You scoff. "Excuse me?"
"I dunno. Something about being with you guys makes me feel full, you know? Like I'm my best self. I feel perfect," Jin explains. "When I'm not with you two, I kinda feel... insecure? Ugly?"
"Aww, bro," Jimin says, standing up to sit next to Jin on the couch.
"We'll miss you," you say, resting your head on Jin's shoulder. "Can you do us one teensy favor though?" you plead.
"Anything for my two favorite people," Jin says as he softly kisses your forehead, making you smile.
"So, we almost burned down Jimin's house last time trying to cook ramen..." you start. You don't even get to finish because Jin is already hysterically laughing, the familiar windshield wiper laughter filling the commodious living room. Your cousin wipes a tear away from his eyes, calming himself down with a few deep breaths.
"You're telling me... neither of you read the directions to cook ramen?" Jin cries, chuckling.
"Well... I would've, but someone trashed them," you say, eyeing Jimin accusingly.
"Oh, c'mon, Y/N, don't blame me," Jimin whines, his lips pulling out into a full-blown pout.
You pretend not to be affected by the cuteness, rolling your eyes. "I didn't say it was you," you say. "I only implied."
"Same thing," Jimin mutters.
"And that is why you're a math teacher, not an English teacher," you reply.
Jin laughs. "Oh, you guys are so cute when you fight."
You and Jimin both shoot your cousin glares, making him raise his hands up in defense. "I was joking!" he exclaims. "You know what? Instead of just sitting around here and doing nothing, let's hang out productively."
"Productive? What's that?" you joke as you slump into your couch.
"I think I should teach you guys how to make ramen," Jin sighs.
"Oh, yes please," Jimin says. "I would like to keep my house from burning to the ground again."
"What do you mean, 'again' " you ask, rolling your eyes. "Last time I checked, we ran around like madmen opening all the goddamn windows to get the smoke out."
"Language, baby cousin," Jin chuckles. "You two really need to stop arguing if you don't want to look like a married couple."
Jimin pouts. "I totally would if Y/N would stop trying to one-up me with her arguments."
"I wouldn't have to one-up you if your arguments were solid," you spit back.
"Okay, okay!" Jin cries, throwing up his arms. "Let's just get up and cook before I have to hear you babies fight again!"
"I am not a baby!" you whine, annoyed. "I am not your goddamn baby cousin. I'm fucking 17 years old and I am so sick of you calling me a baby!" you burst. "I can take care of myself, thank you very much! I fucking swear if anyone calls me a little child again, I will... I will... uh, skin them alive!" you declare, hands fisting in sudden anger.
Jimin and Jin stare at you in shock.
"Y/N... honey, do you want to blow off some steam?" Jin asks softly as he steps slowly towards you.
"No!" you shout, then you rethink. "Yes," you say. Quickly scurrying away, you slam the door to your room shut.
"God, I've never seen her so worked up," Jimin says as soon as your presence is gone. "She actually looked like she wanted to skin us alive."
"Y/N gets moody at her time of the month." Jin shrugs as he walks toward the kitchen. "Believe it or not, that kind of behavior is normal."
"Oh, so she's not lying about her period this time?" Jimin chuckles. "She always uses it as some sort of excuse."
Jin laughs. "I've heard... but no, Y/N just lets out all the stress she gets from studying when she's on her period. I think it's a girl thing, I don't know. I just let her be."
Jimin nods. "I'll keep that in mind... So, I guess you'll just have to teach me how to make ramen."
Jin smiles. "Sure thing, bro."
You're on your bed, dying from the pain of cramps as you sort of regret the loud outburst you had in front of your teacher. You groan as you slam your face into the pillow. "Y/N, you are a stupid bitch," you tell yourself.
Sometimes, with the pain of cramps, you get embarrassingly moody and forget to control your temper. The pain should lessen though... you've just taken a painkiller. You sigh as you sit up from your bed, attempting to fix your loose sweats and messy hair. You're craving ice cream.
Almost like you're on some secret spy mission, you creak open your bedroom door and silently creep out into the kitchen. You're skillfully avoiding all of the floorboards that you know that will squeak, paying close attention to the ground.
"Ah, if it isn't but Y/N," Jimin says in his silky voice, making you jump. Your teacher smiles at you as he sets down a pot of hot ramen. "Are you hungry?"
You flush furiously, hoping he had forgotten your tantrum. "Kinda," you whisper, looking down at your feet as you make your way to the freezer.
"Mint chocolate ice cream?" Jin asks you as you nod, taking out your favorite tub. "Don't eat too much of it, Y/N. Do you want a heat pack?"
You nod, still red from humiliation as you face the two people you had just shouted at a while ago. Making your way to the couch, you sit down as Jin hands you a heat pack. "Thanks," you mutter as you start to eat huge spoonsful from your tub of ice cream.
Jimin carefully sits down next to you, almost looking at you fearfully, as if you'd bite him—which was pretty possible if you were on your period. He sets down the pot of ramen on the table in front of you as he looks expectantly at you. "I made ramen," he says, poking your cheek.
A giggle escapes your lips at your teacher's actions.
Okay, what the fuck, Y/N. Did you just... giggle?
But then again, anything is possible when you're on your goddamn period.
"And if I say so myself, this is the best ramen you'll probably ever eat, so eat up," your teacher says proudly.
Jin rolls his eyes. "95% of that ramen is my work," he mutters. "But I think Jimin is pretty solid to cook for you now."
You smile. What were you going to do without these two men in your life? They took your bitching, listened to your troubles and were still hell-bent on being by your side and making you feel better.
"I can't wait to try it," you laugh as you tug the pot of ramen closer to you. "Thanks, guys, I owe you."
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