#and odd

[yourdreamsweetheart]

I think being someone's dog would fix all my problems right now

[i-want-docmartens]

at the end of the day i am way more odd and unsettling than all of my enemies, and that is enough

[buckleysdee]

always thinking about tommy calling buck 'evan'

[dottores]

the sheer hatred that male jjk fans have for nanako and mimiko is something that needs to be studied

[kemistre]

I had a dream osamu and atsumu were trying to impress my parents

[talk3tiv3]

Da Luffy Tab is most likely advertising for a netflix show that's coming out on Thursday and (I hypothesize) tumblr fucked up and probably realeased the tab too early, that's the why there are only like 5 posts in there because that Tab most likely isn't supposed to be out yet

Really? I dont think I have ever seen Tumblr promote smth like this with their own special tab 👀

Maybe I should draw something for the special tab!

[ehlnofay]

a terrible state of affairs... I am obliged to go to a social gathering with my coworkers

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[fesenmoon]

does everyone like my wizard idea

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[worm-on-my-way]

hc that danny just sees wanda and cosmo's true forms

[a-dragons-soul-heart]

I am not sure if this is a problem for others, but today I saw an account role-playing as me and I had an unhealthy feeling of aggression towards them, even though they did nothing wrong in the large sense.

I don't want to tell any of the ones in charge (in the group, not in the headspace) because well, it would only cause more problems, and give others an image that I am a terrible person and I'm controlling all the time, which I don't want to be.

[missingthemantaray]

i will never forget how it felt to have no friends.

[mihotose]

always brother