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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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doubledudeski · 1 month ago
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pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"
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secretly-a-trekkie · 2 months ago
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who let the child near the bombs
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 29 days ago
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the danger of putting thank goodness you're here playthroughs while you work is that I am now DEEPLY craving a nice meat pie
sigh
guess I'm hauling my ass across town for pie
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago
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Put that thing back or so help me.
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hyydraworks · 6 months ago
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Trying out some things, like spoon rests?!
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verocitea · 1 year ago
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So I got the funniest hate comment today
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sporeclan · 2 months ago
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This one goes out to all the Finchpaw fans out there
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loz-the-noob · 19 days ago
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If I gave Athena my cramps, it’s only fair I give Ema my cold…
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groovygrub · 6 months ago
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the-barefoot-hatter · 2 days ago
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Pyramid Steve's favourite treat is pre-1982 pennies
(Ford slooooowly starting to realize his muse of infinite knowledge might, in fact, be a dumbass.)
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thechekhov · 10 months ago
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Not to be dramatic but please don't let tiktok convince you that your indoor, couch-potato dog needs a bath every day or even every other day.
The amount of videos I see of people bathing their dogs that suggest they're making this a part of some daily routine is giving me the vapors.
Unless your dog is rolling in manure, playing in the ocean, or rolling in dirt and then coming over to sleep on your couch DAILY, then they DO NOT NEED A DAILY BATH.
Over-bathing your dog CAN actually damage most coats. They will not benefit from constant shampooing and washing. Just let them live. Brushing and de-tangling long coats has WAY more benefits and way more dogs need to be brushed daily than bathed daily.
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idontmindifuforgetme · 7 months ago
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I think my life would be fixed if I fell asleep at a beautiful 8 pm and woke up at a beautiful 4 am bc it means I’m asleep when most people are awake and I’m awake when most people are asleep and honestly? Couldn’t ask for more
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cheesecake801 · 11 months ago
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They're dancing ! 🕺 (close up and alt expression below cut)
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Aren't they the cutest ?? ✨️✨️ I used to find Eelektross scary but it's impossible to see him as scary anymore after looking at these two having fun together !
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possession1981-moving · 8 months ago
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LIZ Heya (2024) for @shanbini
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bearotonin-international · 2 years ago
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What do you call a bear studying for a degree in dentistry?
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A molar bear
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