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verocitea · 1 year ago
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So I got the funniest hate comment today
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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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cicadaofthelake · 1 year ago
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being hungry in chemistry class is like. wow i wonder if this iron II oxide will stop my tummy from hurting
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chamexleon · 1 year ago
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welcome in!! this is my completely unorganized anime sideblog. i interact from @felix-issimus and tend to reblog quite a lot (with some nsfw) so please do keep that in mind!
you can call me chame, my pronouns are she/her, and i'm 21! feel free to message me if u want i'm just awful at responding LOL
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astronomodome · 1 year ago
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Sometimes a friend group is three middle aged arizonan dads and the random british man they packbonded with
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whollyjoly · 8 months ago
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look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....
but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair
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zaacoy · 2 months ago
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long time no homosexuals
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river-of-wine · 3 months ago
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Luck of the Irish
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scummrevisited · 4 months ago
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collection of all my rlly old sfms circa 2020-2022. i feel like i've improved a LOTTT on 3D posing as of late but haven't been able to utilize it due to the current laptop situation (current laptop doesn't have the right graphics card, causes sfm to render lighting incorrectly). i am planning to return someday though. whenever that is
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immult · 7 months ago
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why did nobody tell me about this this is so funny skdjgh.
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the-king-of-lemons · 11 months ago
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I know a lot of people on qsmpblr use Tumblr mobile, but if you do use browser Tumblr then I would recommend the Simple Translate extension. Because Tumblr doesn't have built in translation like Twitter, there's less fans posting in their native language, instead most people just use English.
Simple Translate is an extension that allows you to translate text that you highlight into a target language. (It uses Google Translate API, but so does Twitter so the translation quality is pretty much the same).
Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension
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When you highlight text in another language, a translate icon appears, when you click on it a panel containing the translation of the text appears.
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You can also change the settings of the extension so that the translation panel automatically appears when you highlight text in another language.
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Here's some more examples using the official QSMP Twitter accounts, you do not need to change the settings of the extension to translate from different languages into your target language.
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(All of these match the translations given when using the "translate bio" button on Twitter directly.)
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You can also access a translation box using the icon in the toolbar, any text you enter can be translated to the language selected in the drop-down menu (meaning you don't need to open a new tab to use Google Translate).
Some settings explanation and other stuff under the cut. Not super important but I figured I'd add it anyways.
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There is an option to use DeepL API as opposed to Google Translate (it's another translation tool, there is free access to the API with a limit of 500,000 characters/month, and a pro version for unlimited access).
Whatever the target language is set as is what text you highlight will be translated into. There is another option for a second target language, I'll explain that further down.
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This option changes how you view the translation panel, the first option (default) has the icon appear when you highlight text (as seen in the first image of the post), the second option has the translation panel appear automatically when you highlight text, and the for third option the panel and icon won't automatically appear, but can still be accessed by right-clicking the highlighted text and selecting "translate selected text".
The checkbox below these options means that if the text you're highlighting is already in your target language, the translation icon and panel will not appear, it can again still be accessed by right-clicking what you've highlighted and selecting translate.
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This option appears twice, in both the Web-page section (for translating selected text) and the Toolbar Popup section (for the translation box in the toolbar popup).
The web page option, when toggled on, means that when you select text that is in your target language, the translation panel will translate into the second target language that has been selected. If the checkbox for "do not display if translation is not required" is toggled on, you can only view the translation from Target -> 2nd Target by right-clicking to translate selected text.
The toolbar popup version of this option is used to automatically switch the language in the toolbar translation box when you input something in your main target. (ie. second target set to French means that when you input English text in the translation box it will switch the translation setting from "(detect language) -> English" to "English -> French").
There are also settings to change the style and size of the translation button and panel.
Side note: Mixed language messages (not containing your target language) will only translate one of the languages, you can work around this by highlighting the different languages separately.
Links again if you don't want to scroll all the way back up
Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension
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verocitea · 3 months ago
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So glad that Big the Cat hate is basically nonexistent in fandom nowadays. When I was in the fandom back in 2011-2012, finding positive portrayals of him in fan content was like finding a needle in a haystack 😭
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bookrat · 1 year ago
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Thalassodromeus commission from over on Twitter
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xoxochb · 4 months ago
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I’m getting kind of sick of seeing other characters under the percy x reader tag like please this is for percy only let it stay that way 😭
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 4 months ago
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a scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asks a frog to carry it across the river. almost immediately after departure it stings the frog and the frog goes "lol joke's on you i'm immune to your venom. you are now my prisoner btw. hope you like water because we're gonna be seeing a lot of it for the foreseeable future" and the scorpion says "you know being aquatic doesn't sound half bad now that you mention it"
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phantomrose96 · 1 year ago
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Reddit absolutely sucks for fandom but actually it's kind of good for fandom when it's a series whose quality dropped way off and everyone is disappointed.
Tumblr fandom sees that happen and just spirals off into some alternate version of reality 8 dimensions removed from us where the two most shippable boys have had their personalities surgically reconstructed into the most posable-doll soulless stereotypes that can be crammed into a coffee shop AU.
Reddit on the other hand would wither and die if it tried a single transformative thing so it's stuck ACTUALLY talking about the series. And when you have to talk about the series AND it's bad this means you get 20 posts a day of ":( is anyone else disappointed that (...)" each of which spawns its own unique slap-fight in the comments.
Like the corpse of this series means nothing to me anymore. I just want to watch the rats fight each other over it.
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