#and not so subtly

[velvetsconcoction]

Boyfriend (love of my life, gift from the stars, etc.) asked me last night if I’d be turned on by seeing him drunk, and in the moment my response was painfully boring. “Yeah.”

What I should have said was something like:

Yes strawberry, and I’d love to help you get there.

I love you and I want to grab your chin; feel the warmth emanating from your face as I pepper you in kisses, and perhaps guide your knee between my legs, encouraging you to fill the time while I pick out the next drink for you.

I know this isn’t your sort of thing, so I’ll go slow and I won’t mind if you start to push on me or your hands find their way to my hips (or my chest). I’m handsome and tempting and why would I stop you from rewarding yourself for being so good to me? Maybe if I’m lucky enough, you’ll start to enjoy it too.

[wolfythewitch]

Jon doodle

[shepscapades]

Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]

[suru-sketches]

bsd "deleted scene" (right after the lovecraft fight)

[cegan]

Carl, some people have immunity to the virus. I can share it with you, but we have to hurry.

[kotomori]

The fact that this man had the audacity to look down on Gi-hun and ask him if he had fun playing the hero as though he hadn't been tryna get that cookie since the moment he knew he was back in the games.

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[blackseafoam]

✨our own choices✨

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[serevarin]

jan ptáček. hans capon. little birdie. flowers in his wreath: begonia as "caution", blueberry as "trust", holly as "protection", lavender as "I will never forget you". ... *whisper* and also as "lavender marriage".

[oddthesungod]

new outfits new outfits NEW OUTFITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that1notetaker]

My mom cried during the mom movie.

[unspecifiedfigure]

there’s a space in my heart and it’s just your shape 🍻🚬

[shepscapades]

[Set in Mid-Late Hermitcraft Season 8]

In which we learn a little something about Cub, a little something about Doc, and a little something about Xisuma.

[kipper-face-penny-bottle]

When Sklonda Gukgak told Riz about their financial situation, she said that it wasn’t his friends’ fault that they were going to have an easier time going to college because of their financial stability. She was worried that Riz’s anxiety would make him bitter toward his friends, but instead he used that anxiety to help his friends succeed. Enter The Rat Grinders. He sees people succeeding by taking the easy way out, and a completely new side of Riz, full of envious rage, comes out. In a moment when he has a target he can be hostile toward, we see all of Riz’s anger at the inequity he is facing. It makes you wonder how he really feels when he sees Fabian partying and Fig cutting class, knowing that he could never afford the luxury of taking the easy route.

[reds-skull]

Needed to see this man beaten and bruised, but in pink this time

(Also hey I actually have free time again)