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[heretherebedork]

One of my biggest issues with enemies to lovers is that so often it is done that only one side is an enemy and the other side is just someone trying to live his damn life only o get constantly dragged back down or in or something else by his enemy. He's got no real reason to be in this fight but he can't get out either.

And I don't like that.

I love when they're both enemies, when they both equally want this battle.

But when one of them just wants to let it all go or doesn't care or was just going to roll his eyes? I get more annoyed.

(This typically means that any kind of plot involving blackmail gets to me because that necessitates on side acting against the other. Unless they're blackmailing each other, it never feels right! See: Big Dragon)

All of this to say... Peem and Phum are not working for me because I just wanna whack Phum and free Peem and not see them smooch.

[syn4k]

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[kvothes]

so true

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[chronotopes]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[ode-2-joy]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[rated-a-for-awesome]

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

[everoutoftouch]

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