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vaugarde · 2 years
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god the management at my job is so weird rn help
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hualianisms · 4 months
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verified ways to donate to gaza directly
[this post is outdated. up-to-date version here.]
Donate to a Palestinian family directly:
gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical treatment, daily necessities or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified (full list here). Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go to gazafunds.com & donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)
masterlist of 200+ verified Palestinian families' GFMs: Operation Olive Branch
Help provide tents:
The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)
@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)
Food:
Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. More details & proof in their gfm. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine on IG. (gfm)
Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)
Water (*urgent and crucial!)
Gaza Municipality: The official Municipality of Gaza is doing vital, life-saving work to rebuild the water pipes in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza.
eSIMs (*very urgent):
guide to buy & send esims to gaza
Crips for eSims for Gaza: donate any amount to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).
Medical Aid:
Gaza Wound Care: Palestinian doctors in central Gaza treating injured/sick children & mothers in neglected displacement camps far from hospitals. Facing a severe shortage of medicines, equipment, and medical supplies. Currently raising funds to support their efforts to battle infectious diseases in refugee camps. (gfm) (paypal) (gogetfunding)
international charities: Palestine Red Crescent Society, Palestine Children's Relief Fund, Medical Aid for Palestinians
How to help if you can't donate:
Share & amplify Palestinian fundraisers in your irl & online circles
Organize or help to run an online/irl event to raise funds for Palestine
Boycott
Get involved with a protest/strike/direct action in your area
Contact your reps
Educate yourself & others both irl & online
Daily clicks on Arab.org
(you can even adopt 1 fundraiser campaign to regularly boost it & make materials promoting it online, or print posters/flyers about Palestinian fundraisers to encourage others to donate. (poster/graphic about gazafunds.com: here, flyers about esims: here, flyers about gazafamilyfunds: here)
(longer masterpost of all ways you can help)
(*all these links and more now in this rentry page. will no longer be updating this post, instead refer to the rentry page)
Last updated 3/6/2024 with Gaza Wound Care & We Feed Gaza. Wanted to focus on Palestinian-run grassroots initiatives that will actually reach Gazans on the ground, so all of these except eSIMs, PCRF, MAP are by Palestinians. Donating to international orgs is not ideal rn as aid is still being stopped at the border. Please focus on Palestinian-run initiatives on the ground in Gaza.
Remember, small donations really do add up. Any amount counts, even $1!
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seren-dipitous-art · 2 months
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
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Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
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irlpretear · 8 months
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100 trans/genderqueer musicians
Bands
Against Me! (rock, folk punk) (x)
The Oozes (punk) (x)
The Hirs Collective (metal, grindcore) (x)
GEL (hardcore punk) (x)
Urn (hardcore punk) (x)
The Black Dresses (noise pop, hardcore hyperpop) (x)
Party Ghost (rock) (x)
Lagrimas (hardcore punk, scream punk) (x)
Doll Skin (rock) (x)
Dazey and the Scouts (rock, indie) (x)
G.L.O.S.S. (hardcore punk) (x)
Dog Park Dissidents (punk rock) (x)
She/Her/hers (rock) (x)
Deli Girls (hardcore electronic) (x)
Dream Nails (punk rock) (x)
Sarah and the Safe Word (rock, dark cabaret) (x)
Pinkie Promise (punk rock) (x)
B. Fraser (emo) (x)
Newgrounds Death Rugby (emo) (x)
Scowl (hardcore punk) (x)
Feminazgul (black metal) (x)
Sports Bra (dream pop, light rock) (x)
Club Sofa (indie pop) (x)
The Cost ov Living (grindcore, harsh noise) (x)
Kuromy (punk) (x)
The Sonder Bombs (indie, pop) (x)
Lidocaine (rock) (x)
I'm letting unseen forces take the wheel (cybergrind) (x)
Gum Disease (punk) (x)
Cam Girl (rock, trash rock) (x)
Gully Boys (grunge pop) (x)
Arcadia Grey (sparkle punk) (x)
Schmekel (folk punk) (x)
Destructo Disk (punk rock) (x)
User Unauthorized (hardcore punk) (x)
The Spook School (indie pop) (x)
Pinkshift (emo) (x)
Glass Beach (emo) (x)
Butch Baby (light rock) (x)
VIAL (indie punk) (x)
Sister Wife Sex Strike (folk punk) (x)
homewrecker. (metal, hardcore punk) (x)
Mega Mango (indie rock) (x)
Keep For Cheap (prarie rock) (x)
Steam Powered Giraffe (cabaret, steampunk) (x)
Thotcrime (grindcore, cybergrind) (x)
Whirlybird (indie pop) (x)
Kampsport (hardcore punk) (x)
Um Jennifer? (alt-rock, punk) (x)
Scarlet Demore (alt-rock) (x)
HappyHappy (folk, folk-punk) (x)
Queen Zee (punk) (x)
Grumpy Plum (slop pop) (x)
Cheap Perfume (punk) (x)
Pollyanna (power-pop, rock) (x)
Ballista (metalcore) (x)
Faetooth (fairy doom, metal) (x)
Lacerated (death metal) (x)
Fortuna Malvada (hardcore punk) (x)
Peach Rings (bedroom power-pop) (x)
Solo Artists
Laura Jane Grace (rock, folk punk) (x)
Left at London (pop) (x)
ZAND (pop, ugly pop) (x)
Ada Rook (hardcore electronic) (x)
Ms. White (pop) (x)
Rett Madison (indie, folk) (x)
Murder Person for Hire (folk) (x)
Backxwash (rap, industrial hip hop) (x)
LustSickPuppy (electronic, rap) (x)
Babylungs (electronic, rap) (x)
Human Kitten (folk punk) (x)
Harley Poe (folk punk) (x)
Ewy (emo, folk punk) (x)
Averstaskta (instrumental) (x)
Andie Schoen (indie) (x)
Elliot Lee (dark pop, electronic rock) (x)
Urias (hip hop, ballroom) (x)
Twink Obliterator* (cybergrind) (x)
Rio Romeo (cabaret punk, indie) (x)
Knife Girl (art pop, indie) (x)
Alexander James Adams (folk) (x)
Starmaxx (pop) (x)
Sofya Wang (pop, alt-R&B) (x)
Boy Jr (indie/alt pop) (x)
Medusa (revenge pop, hip-hop) (x)
Mal Blum (singer-songwriter, folk) (x)
Gina Young (riot grrrl) (x)
Petra Fiyd (indie pop) (x)
awfultune (bedroom pop) (x)
Quinn Hills (alternative pop) (x)
Femtanyl (electronic) (x)
Vivivivivi (electronic, glitchcore) (x)
Lilac Boy (glitchcore) (x)
Rosie Tucker (indie rock) (x)
Ryan Cassata (singer-songwriter) (x)
Pain Chain (noise, synth) (x)
In Love With A Ghost (electronic, lo-fi) (x)
Alice Longyu Gao (hyperpop) (x)
Prophetic Nightmares (ambient synthwave) (x)
Saint Wellesley (indie folk) (x)
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homoqueerjewhobbit · 9 months
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Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.
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soaked-doors · 3 months
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"Don't try to find a reason for somebody's love!"
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ibenology · 1 year
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I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about
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inkskinned · 1 year
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
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sabertoothwalrus · 18 days
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based on a real conversation I had with my brother just now. which means you can do the dragon tier list
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palms-upturned · 3 months
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🇵🇸GAZA ESCAPE FUNDS🇵🇸
(Emoji description: two uses of the Palestinian flag emoji, end description)
UPDATE, July 8th 2024: I am no longer updating this post. My master list has now moved to this post on @vetted-gaza-funds so please check there instead!
UPDATE: I’ve hit the link limit on this post, so here is part two of this list!!
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(Emoji description: three Palestinian flag emojis, end description)
Laila Shaqoura: €23k/€45k
@/lailashaqoura, number 152 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Wafaa Alnhal: €24k/€50k
@/wafs-posts, number 171 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ruba Shaban: €26k/€100k
@/rubashabansblog, number 90 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Issam Aziz: €21k/€25k
@/haifaaziz98, number 179 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Amneh Sharif: $8.6k/$90k USD
@/amnehsharif10, number 140 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Nada Saftawi: €11k/€16k
@/nadasaftawi, number 182 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Iyad Sobhe: £11k/£60k
@/iyadsobhegaza, number 173 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Dr. Nasser Mohammed: £6.2k/£50k
(terminated, formerly nassermohamed9), Verified by nabulsi
Nahla & Amal: €3k/€80k
@/jrk85, number 178 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ahmed Iyd: £10k/£150k
(terminated, formerly ahmediyds), number 116 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Renad Magid: £15k/£25k
@/renadmagidnew, number 128 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Amira Alanqar: €11k/€20k
@/ameera-anq, Verified by nabulsi
Mohammed Hilles: €21k/€37k
@/hmzamahamed3, number 176 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Rania Ibra: £13k/£35k (LINK NOT WORKING, WILL UPDATE)
@/ranibra71, number 154 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Malk Al Zaeem: $18k/$50k CAD
@/malkzaeem, number 129 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Amal Abu Shammala: €55k/€60k
@/amalisam96, number 24 on the spreadsheet linked up top
NOTE: Amal’s family has been evacuated to Egypt, but Amal is continuing to raise funds to support her displaced relatives and to recover from losing her job and being scammed out of $20k in the process of evacuating her family. Please keep on donating to her both the above campaign and this second campaign, which has raised $2.4k/$10k!
Nael Helles: $16k/$50k USD
@/nael-helles, number 85 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ahmed & Dina: €23k/€35k
@/zinaeleenyamin, verified by nabulsi
Hani Al-Hajjar: €31k/€50k
@/skatehani, number 75 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Mohammed Alanqer: €32k/€38k
@/mohammedalanqer, number 174 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Salaah Bilaal: €50k/€70k
@/bilal-salah0, number 132 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Shahed Muhammad: $8k/$50k USD
@/shahednhall, verified by nabulsi
Nader Shoshaa: €6.4k/€120k
@/nadergaza, number 153 on the spreadsheet linked up top (thank you to @/rubashabansblog for sending me this campaign!)
Iman Eyad: £6.6k/£60k (LINK NOT WORKING, WILL UPDATE)
@/imanblogs, number 150 on the spreadsheet linked up top (thank you to @/rubashabansblog for sending me this campaign!)
Aya Maher: €4.3k/€25k
@/ayamaher44, verified by 90-ghost
Hamsa Mohammad: €5.4k/€30k
@/hamsamohammad, verified by nabulsi
Alaa Al Khateeb: £25k/£56k
@/alaaalkhateeb, number 99 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Mohammed Hoboub: kr17k/kr300k SEK
@/mohammedhaboub, verified by 90-ghost
Youssef Helles: €2k/€23k
@/omaryousef, number 206 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Amani Hasan: $18,934/$17,732 CAD GOAL MET!!!
@/amani93hasan, number 169 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ahmad Turk: €7.1k/€70k
@/ahmadturk00, number 96 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ahmed Ziad: £3.9k/£30k
@/ahmed-ziad, verified by nabulsi
Mahmoud Helles: €1.1k/€50k
@/mahmoud92hells, number 198 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Sujood Odeh: £53k/£70k
@/sujoododeh, number 64 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Mohammad Al Manasra: €11k/€40k
@/save-mohammad-family, verified by ibtisams
Mohammad Awni: €2.1k/€45k
@/mohamedawnisblog, verified by nabulsi
Raghad Qanou: £3.2k/£55k
@/rhq274, verified by nabulsi
Iyad Sami: CHF5.7k/CHF20k
@/eyadeyadsblog, vouched for by mohamedalanqer
Ahmed Al Ostaz: €12k/€70k
@/4665440875, organized by @/mo98h, number 125 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Yousef Hussein: $7.3k/$50k USD
@/06679799, verified by 90-ghost
Nesma Ahmed: $66k/$80k USD
@/nesmamomen, verified by nabulsi
Abdelrahman: €7.1k/€20k
@/anqer, vetted by el-shab-hussein
Mahmoud Balousha: €14k/€50k
(terminated, formerly mahmoud26), verified by blackpearlblast
Samer Abu Rass: kr59k/kr450k SEK
@/samerpal, number 196 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Dr. Mohammed Al Deeb: €18k/€30k
@/mohammedaldeeb, number 212 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Fadi Ayyad: $18k/$35k USD
@/mayadaayyad, number 144 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Tahani Shorbajee: $16k/$50k USD
@/tahanishorbaje2, number 112 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Yazan Ashraf Abu Safiya: €3.5k/€50k
@/yazanabusaia, number 180 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Mahmoud Saleh: €4.6k/€20k
@/mide444, verified by ibtisams
Ahmed Abu Shammala: €9.8k/€100k
@/ahmed8311, number 161 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Mohammed Thalatheeni: €21k/€35k
@/mohammedtalatene, number 135 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ahmed Thalatheeni: €4.1k/€35k
@/ahmedaltalaten, vouched for by mohammedtalatene
Mahmoud Khalaf: €10k/€30k
@/mahmoudkhalafff, number 152 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Basma Al Ghoul: kr9.2k/kr400k SEK
@/basmaalghoul, verified by nabulsi
Mahmoud Hilles: €20k/€25k
@/hillesmahmoud, number 170 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Ezzideen Shehab: €29k/€75k
@/boshradaoud1 (organizer), number 2 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Farah Haboub: $1.3k/$120k CAD
@/farahhaboub, vetted by 90-ghost
Firas Muhaisen: $1.7k/$82k CAD
@/firasmuhaisenn, shared by 90-ghost
Shaheen Family: €2.7k/€35k
@/shaheenfamily1, shared by 90-ghost
Walaa Ahmed: $3.9k/$50k CAD
@/burningnightgiver and @/ahmed79ss, shared by 90-ghost
Ghada Saftawi: €1.3k/€10,250
@/ghadasaftawi, shared by 90-ghost
NOTE: Ghada’s family has been evacuated, but it took all the money that Ghada had! This fundraiser is to support her children while they are displaced in Egypt with no savings left.
Diya Shamaly: $23k/$90k CAD
@/familydeea, verified by nabulsi
Basel Ayyad: CHF2k/CHF60k
@/basel-1995, number 214 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Alaa Ayad: $2.5/$20k CAD
@/alaa-pales, number 395 on Operation Olive Branch’s master list
Mohammed Iwais: kr15k/kr500k SEK
@/mohiwais, shared by 90-ghost
Khalil Abu Baker: €1.3k/€30k
@/khalil95, number 187 on the spreadsheet linked up top
Firas Salem: €33k/€65k
@/firas-salem, number 111 on the spreadsheet linked up top
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heritageposts · 9 months
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large zionist blocklist below
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i've compiled a list of all the blogs positively interacting with the @/israel-palestine-bingo blog
there's more info about how the names were complied under the read more, but just to get an idea of how vile the blog is, i just want to quickly mention that the first prize offered in their pinned post, "eight hours of memi mamtera," is the song used in the viral israeli tiktok trend of kidnapping, humiliating, and torturing palestinians in the west bank.
and the "grand prize," which needs no explanation, is "all of palestine! for free!"
some quick info: all the names here have either approvingly replied to, reblogged from, or liked one or more of @/israel-palestine-bingo's posts. for likes, i've only gathered names that appear under their original posts; mostly ones that have not been reblogged, and some with 2-3 reblogs that have not left the immediate sphere of zionists. i've also made sure that these are blogs who have either liked more than one posts from them, or who frequently reblogs from other zionists.
you can also quickly look through the blog yourself (it doesn't have that many posts), or check out any of the names on the list with a quick 'israel' or 'palestine' in the search bar or their blogs.
there are more screenshots at the end of the posts, including ones showing who made the blog (ani-lo-daredevil / katenotbishop), and the bingo board itself (ashenpumpkin).
blocking tip: fastest way to mass block users (on desktop) is to go to settings -> the blog your blocking them from -> scroll all the way down to 'blocked tumblrs,' and then copy-paste the name your blocking
names listed below in alphabetical order reminder again, block don't engage
2peachy acleverforgery ani-lo-daredevil apollo-enthusiast ashenpumpkin <- credited for making the bingo board, reblogged/liked almost all of their posts. aureatecorvid avi-on-jumblr (main @/clear-what-i-was-seeing) awstheticshit bambahalva bleepiesheepie bluenorther blueredfetch bones-and-crows britneysmeanshirt cannibalism-is-my-love-language captain-navii casavanse celepito chubbybubba ciitrus--fruitz coffeelovinggayidiot da-socks davos-is-the-one-true-king dchan87 disregardenedgnostic elder-millennial-of-zion faggotry-enjoyer fdelopera flowercrownsandfairylights fluffel677 fluffy-art-moss george-lucas-is-god got-chavi icereader12 illegitimatetenenbaum inklingm8 its-hila jewishlivesmatter just-illegal karinhasdacookie
katenotbishop <- the main account of the person running the blog. her sideblog is @/ani-lo-daredevil
kelluinox kingofslush letaot-ze-magniv lingonberryjamistakenwhat lovelyhairedpianist magic-coffee marrymepadfoot marvel-ous-posts masters-puddle <- pornblog mixmangosmangoverse morganas-simp mossadspydolphin multifandermissesanakin nameless370 namiko026 nevleg32 notcrazyiswear oakstar519 perfectlynormalperson psychologeek queerius randomname3 redvodyanoi rhysaka sally006 sbinklebooper scp-1296 shinekocreator <- commented, 'but is this the 8 hour version?' on a post where someone ''won'' the song used in the tiktok torture videos. snakelung sort-of-a-demon soxiyy stuffandatherstuff tearsandice tedious-waffle thebejeweledwatercat the-library-alcove thirdmagic thisgingerhasnosoul timegirl tolaat-bli-toelet <- the person running the bingo blog. mainblog is @/katenotbishop transmascpetewentz tribulation-of-somnolence unexistencerpg viktorrotkiv wanderingmadscientist whiterose-blackrose whitesunlars why5x5
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note: @/tolaat-bli-toelet changed her username to @/ani-lo-daredevil (her main is still @/katenotbishop)
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the last post was also reblogged by the creator of the israel-palestine-bingo blog
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s-aint-elmo · 8 months
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part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT
part 1
(ID in alt text)
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ruushes · 3 months
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mom said it's my turn on the silly batstarion drawings
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notbrucewayne48 · 9 months
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"aphobia doesn't exist"
bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it
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yeoldenews · 4 months
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A selection of strange and cryptic personal ads from The New York Herald, 1860s to 1890s. 14/?
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radiance1 · 3 months
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By all accounts, it shouldn't have worked.
By all bloody accounts, that should not have worked.
Constantine will repeat.
That, by all accounts, should not have worked.
The warehouse was shitty. The materials were shitty. The summoning circle was shitty. The chanting was shitty. The magic was shitty.
By all accounts, the summoning should not have worked.
So Constantine couldn't give much of a shit about really stopping it because the summoning was so shitty it shouldn't have worked by an means possible.
So what. In the ever-loving fuck. Was the Ghost King, known tyrant of the Infinite Realms. Standing in the middle of the circle and not, last he checked, imprisoned?
That was another thing that he thought would have made it fail, actually. Because the Ghost King was incapacitated, asleep, gone, unavailable, nada.
So what. The fuck. Was he doing. Here?
Constantine knew the day was going to well to stay that way but wow. The universe loves to fuck him over, apparently.
Or the Justice League in specific.
Or both.
Doesn't matter, because now he has to bullshit his way out of this or get ready to brawl for his life.
Good thing he's good at both of those things, then.
Mostly the bullshit-
"Phantom what the fuck are you doing-" Constantine wheezed out, watching one of their newest members-a ghost going by the name Phantom-fly over in front of the known tyrant and-
Oh.
Oh, holy shit this won't end well.
Ghost King.
Phantom. A ghost.
Well, shit.
This is fine. This is totally fine. He just needs to bullshit his way out of this or face two powerhouses.
This is fine.
He's done worse.
"Sup War" Phantom said, floating around the summoning circle that contained the king of all ghosts like it wasn't a problem. "Didn't expect to be seeing you here."
"Ward." The Ghost King inclined his head slightly, eyes trained on Phantom. "I would not have come here if not for Time's insistence and I have been meaning to..." The King paused, hands gripping and ungrasping the pommel of his sword. "...Check in... on you."
"Aww, were you worried about lil old meeeee?" Phantom, ever the little shit and holy shit did Constantine want to go over there and shut him up, said. Floating around until he was staring upside down in the Ghost King's face. "Didn't know you were so soft, pa."
"I am not soft." The King huffed, flame dancing at the edges of his hair. "I was merely... concerned. Over how you would be acclimating to your circumstances. This world's League of Justice covers far more than your small haunt."
"Weeeell, it's not that bad honestly." Phantom admitted. "Haven't really done anything too big yet just some smallish things here and there. So, you know." The ghost boy shrugged, swinging back in the air to turn upright and crossing his legs. "Nothing too bad."
"Good." The Ghost King nodded, shoulders slumping so slightly that if Constantine wasn't looking, he wouldn't have seen it. "That is good. Yes. Good." The King slightly cleared his throat, grasping and ungrasping the pommel of his sword.
Silence echoed in the warehouse as the King seemingly looked for words to say.
"Would you..." He cleared his throat again, squaring his shoulders and standing up straighter. "Would you like to join me and Time for a meeting? It has been some time since you had last joined us." The King shifted slightly before adding. "Of course, if you're busy you do not have too."
"Sure." Phantom said, rolling back and forth in the air as he hummed. "Been a while since we've had some family time-"
"Family time?" Constantine caught someone-who he thinks was Green Lantern-say. He was just as bewildered.
"And if Time sent you here then it must be important." Danny paused before shrugging. "Or maybe not, can never know with him. But yea, sure. I'll come."
"Wonderful." The Ghost King smiled. Smiled. At Phantom. "Then I shall. Leave. Now. To do. Things. Yes. Things." The summoning circle flashed a familiar green, the same green when the King was first being summoned. "Goodbye, ward."
"You can call me son, you know."
The King paused for a moment, blinking slowly before hesitantly nodding.
"Then goodbye. Son."
The circle flashed and just like that. The king was gone.
"Kid. What the fuck." Whoever said- okay wait no that was Constantine, him. But yea fuck it he agrees with himself. "What the fuck." He repeated.
Phantom, the brat, only gave him a shit eating grin and a peace sign before disappearing on the spot.
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