#and no it wasn’t satire

[empress-leo]

You every just realise that some people are just fucking idiots?

Like, on a post about anti-consumerism where the OP was saying how horrible it is that they were given a box of single-use disposable battery chargers, half the comments were up in arms complaining about how the chargers came in bags which were monogrammed; and like, really? That’s what you’re going to complain about?

And there were some absolutely fantastic takes as well. One person wouldn’t shut up how they were ‘raised by a family of noble-connected nazis’ and considers anyone using monograms as pro-nazi sympathisers. Someone else managed to claim that monograms were cultural appropriation from black slaves. Several people were saying that monograms were like family coats of arms or heraldry, and based off this one person made the proposal that we should imprison and execute everyone with a monogram, since they were all clearly anti-democratic fascists.

I mean just…. What? Like I swear this must’ve been a psy-op or something because there’s no way anyone could be that stupid, right?

[imakatperson22]

Them: Wait, so, you think Tommy’s closet joke was actually hysterical and made you love his character even more instead of hating him?

Me:

[here-comes-the-moose]

*in the Rebellion inside Echo’s minivan ship*

Rebel, showing Echo some photos: Yeah these are my kids. A boy and a girl. I do this all for them. How many do you have?

Echo: I have five.

Rebel: Aw you must have your hands full! How old are they?

Echo: Four are 312 months and the youngest is 156 months.

Rebel: …

Echo: …

Rebel, trying to do the math: How old did you say you were again?

[the-void-within-the-form]

TALLY HALL BUT GAY (Bad) 😡😡😡

Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Good GAY

GAYer

Welcome to TRANSGENDER Hall

Taken for a RIDE TO HELL

The BI-dding

Be BISEXUAL

Banana MANKISSER

Just ASEXUAL

Spring and a SEXUALITY

Two Wuv

Haiku FOR GAY PPL

The Whole LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY And You

13 (unlucky number)

Ruler of EveryTRANSGENDER

Hidden in the SIN

Mucka BluckAGENDER

[eddiediazismyhusband]

hear me out: the lab karen works for are working on genetically altered bees

bee activists try to let them out and they end up getting killed by the swarm of bees and athena shows up to take care of it and one of the bees escapes the scene.

buck ends up getting stung by the bee after it somehow makes it’s way to the 118- he goes about his day but then thing start to get weird. his sense of smell grows and he can smeel flowers from hundreds of yards away, he acquires a huge appetite for honey that he doesn’t know where it came from, and one night he finds out he has retractable wings and a retractable stinger.

and thus, Bee-Man is born

[kiruwte]

April Fools

Omg Komavid my favorite sh- *gets shot*

anyways happy April fools! I thought I would have school today so I woke up early and went but there was… no school 💀

[blimbo-buddy]

yes as we all know, SplashTail is actually the true victim for being manipulated and abused by CurlFeather. It’s so rewarding to see him finally snap back at his abuser and murder her. A lot of his actions are only because of what CurlFeather forced into his mind please don’t talk about the connotations of the scene where he knew that FrostPaw had a crush on him and told nobody. He is the victim

[utahlive]

Dear Mr. Wilbur Soot,

please cease this televised nonsense IMMEDIATELY! myy grachildren have been watching and I am quite appalled,, as they seem to be mimicking your rude adn crass behavior at home. Jesus would be ashamed of you. God Bless your pathetic little soul

Thank you for the... statement (?) Anonymous! We would like to remind viewers at home that one of the sponsors of this broadcast is Jesus Is Alive, a Christian charity.

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

Dear Mr. Wilbur Soot, please cease this televised nonsense IMMEDIATELY! myy grachildren have been watching and I am quite appalled,, as they seem to be mimicking your rude adn crass behavior at home. Jesus would be ashamed of you. God Bless your pathetic little soul

Wilbur Soot:

****, the Mormons are back;

[editorial note: hate or harassment calls will be ignored]

[thearunadragon]

One of the things I love about Eragon and Saphira is that they’re literally more one person than two, which means they basically feel everything the other one does. Which is so funny when you think about it because, like, what if one of them just got a really bad case of the flu?? Are they just incapacitated as a team?? A dragon getting, like, the stomach flu, would be a nightmare though, so let’s hope they put the whole “cut off our minds from each other temporarily” thing to good use.

[70spunkstars]

If I see one more “Hobie doesn’t like labels” headcanon/work post I might cry 💔

[friday-answers]

@universe-friday rebranding for pride month

i just want to make it known that i support queer people and all those. rights

[zumicho]

what is the label in you and ness’ relationship?

@causenessus is the friendship real if no one questions ur relationship 😭😭😭

jokes aside anon, me & ness are just close friends !! soulmate is a purely platonic term there 🙂‍↕️

[dappledpaintbrush]

smtg from the gram that i think deserves to be here too

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Final Curse of Ophelia Cray

fun YA adventure

follows a girl who’s seen as cursed because of her recently hanged notorious pirate queen mother, and runs away to the navy where nobody will recognise her

and her half-sister who’s desperate to find her before she’s arrested for using a fake name, to bring her home to their dying father & save the family business

both get on the bad side of some pirates and have to brave storms to find each other

aroace MC, sister relationships

arc from netgalley, out april 9

[tariah23]

Nbs too…

[ranacr0ak]

throwback to the satire piece I did for my AP Lang class that I got an A+ on somehow even though my presentation was shit