#and my gay brain is short circuiting

[catboyglover]

neil perry is stronger than me bc how on earth do you cope when your roommate is this pretty

[mydeadgaywizards]

i've been in the marauders fandom for so long i genuinely forget that james potter is canonically white💀

[nukacourier]

no-op hairy trans man arcade gannon save me...........save me no-op hairy arcade gannon...........

[loched-off]

you think you’re gay? there was a gas leak at my school and I was too busy focusing on how BIG my friend was to focus

[hedonist-aesthete]

If a handsome man in a crop top said I should join his mutant-based religion, I'd probably at least consider it.

[rhythmgamer]

the urge to kiss and marry people with beautiful handwriting

[melancholyfleurs]

had to go out after work last night all dressed up and all it got me was a hangover and an uncomfortable interaction with my ex this is twisted 😔👎

[clovesnz]

a few days ago i briefly held the hand of a woman who’s kids are literally the same age as me and i felt the tiniest bit of chemistry like uh oh reign in the freak a little there cowgirl lmao

[distractingvisions]

boys in thigh highs have me fucking feral.

what i'd do to leap at him, bury my face in his lap while i absolutely fucking devour him for every last drop. taking his sweet cock in my mouth and have him wrap his legs around me because i never want to leave. run my hands up and down his thighs, teasing, squeezing, pawing, because he's so goddamn pretty and i want to elicit pretty noises from him. holy fuck i need to turn him to putty while he wears thigh highs,,,,,,

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

soft kunikidazai blurb where kuni is his nervous self and dazai has no time to lose

kunikida: “-but dazai if i kiss you,, we’ll end up kissing on the couch,, and if we end up kissing on the couch then chances are we’ll kiss in the bedroom and if we kiss in the bedroom- well that’s the part i always rush into and i just don’t think it’s a good idea to rush into spending the night together”

dazai *letting his boyfriend finish//while also not waiting a second before saying*: “i want to spend the night together”

kunikida *blushing*: “i have no problem with that”

[forxstboyfriend]

GOD men are so hot

[phagodyke]

we have four (4) new hires this week and they're being let out of the office induction to have lab tours today so we're getting our first good look at them and I'm gonna be real with u guys one of them looks dykey asf.....

[dqmeron]

cannot get over how amazing phoebe bridgers and bella ramsey look like oh my GOD.

[uncle-knobheads]

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[neonacidtrip]

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[fellhellion]

I need to invent a time machine and ask that one French girl I met at like 16. why she full on kissed me on the cheek goodbye and not the whole la bise we’re talking lips to cheek