#and my favs are coming back but i won’t tell u which ones they are. it’s a surprise.

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

(smiling evilly) i have plans for october that you will all be pleased with

[blue-jisungs]

Hiii how are you? Did you eat?

I was wondering if you could write enhypen or p1h finding out their significance other still sleeps with plushies as you already did their with seventeen please

Have a good morning afternoon or evening

Lots of love A:)

you still sleep with plushies ♡

# author's note ... hehe hi anon! thank u, i’m good and i did eat (omw to eat some more actually :D)!! hbu!! i decided to choose p1h since i don’t have much written for them yet (this is a first reaction for them actually:0) i hope you like it and have a lovely day as well<3

# warnings ... mention of being drunk in theo's :P

┆彡 KEEHO [ 기호 ]

girl why would he judge, he has a lot of plushies too

he thinks it’s actually really cute that u n him have a similar hobby:(

will deffo buy you matching ones 🥹

loves when you come around and bring your plushie…

… and then leave it (accidentally, you swear) so he can cuddle w it:(

is a proud father ™️ of them!!!

also loves falling asleep in ur bed because you have a huge collection and it’s just so warm and cozy 🥹

he lets his inner child heal completely when he’s with you

(and your plushies)

((deffo has a fav one of yours but swore not to tell you, 'so the others don’t get jealous' ❤️‍🩹 ))

┆彡 INTAK [ 인탁 ]

he’s very neutral about it 😭

won’t tease you but won’t get really excited either

however will gush over how cute you are when you fall asleep with a bunch of plushies in your arms:(

also will suport your little hobby no matter what

you’re broke but want a plushie? he’s already paying. there’s one that you’ve been eyeing and it’s back in stock? he’s hyping you up as you buy it. wanna dress the plushies? oh don’t you worry, he will help you

i believe he’d be also like an old dog like 😭 he’s sit unbothered while you place the plushies on him and then takes photos :(

┆彡 THEO [ 테오 ]

taeyang and you had some wine when he stayed over at your place and it’s not like you told him before that you have a bunch of plushies…

but that man was so drunk that he yelled out upon seeing them

"that’s a whole ass army, what the hell? can i hug all of them at once?!"

yeah he’s very much in love with them

even cuddles some to sleep

but then when he wakes up he pretends like nothing happened

stacks them on you while you still sleep…

and when you stir awake and ruin his tower, he smothers your face in kisses

"what? why? are you still drunk?" you ask sleepily and he just grins against your skin

"your plushies are cute… but not as cute as you" is all he says

(will definitely randomly pretend to get into a staring contest with one of the plushies)

(and then has the audacity to fuss that 'the soulless state of the plushie' made him lose)

(whatever you say, boss)

┆彡 JIUNG [ 지웅 ]

you’d invite him to sleep over one day and while you goofed around n had fun

you totally forgot about your plushies

so when you laid down in bed, you heard jiung shuffle a bit

"can i kick the little guy off? he’s getting in my way and i just wanna cuddle you" he asked quietly, a bit unsure and you let out the loudest gasp

"yeah, just put him away gently" you giggle at his cuteness and how he cared abt the plushie:(

jiung thought it’s really cute that you have a lil army of plushies hehe

and esp how your cheeks adorably dusted with pink when you spoke abt them

loves naming them ☹️☹️☹️

(even if they have names already but who would care?!)

┆彡 SHOTA [ 翔太 ]

i mean come on he’s an angel 🥹

he would get so excited if you told him you have plushies n still sleep with them:(

would love to know everything about them, names, where did u get them from, the material they’re made of, which character they represent…

and if you have pokémon plushies???

girl he’s ready to marry you on spot

however.

h o w e v e r.

he steals them.

the first time it happens you’re like "well maybe it got lost in the laundry? or got kicked off the bed?" so you brush it off

but then more and more go missing…

and one day you see YOUR plushie on HIS bed as he is facetiming you

"i can’t sleep without them" >:(

and mf woukd either go "the ransom is a pokémon card pack" or "then come over and sleep with me"

┆彡 JONGSEOB [ 종섭 ]

you were a bit nervous when you invited him over for the first time, especially since you decided to tell him about your secret

seob could sense something was wrong but he assumed it’s just the fact that you’re gonna have him over

so he tried to ease the tension and pointed at the plushies on your bed

"you still sleep with those?" he asked, half amused, half… oh.

the second he saw your smile drop and eyes turning away in shame, it (kinda) clicked: you were stressed to tell him that

"sorry, i know it’s childish… i can throw them out if it makes you uncomfortable…" you murmured sadly and his whole world collapsed

pampers you and showers you in kisses, reassuring you that he doesn’t mind and he was just joking:(

it takes him a while but finally there’s a smile on your face

treats them extra gently and protects them from falling from the bed:(

but he’s just a boy man after all and he just gets this… impulsive thoughts to punch them when you’re not around 🧍‍♀️

masterlist <3

taglist. @primoppang ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @slytherinshua ,, @planetkiimchi ,, @weird-bookworm ,, @mon2sunjinsuver ,, @litepowee

[brattyfork]

matt nsfw headcanons!

*these are about sex! if that makes you uncomfy, don’t read it!*

purple is you! blue is matt!

- he’s dominant but he’s not a sadist!! he doesn’t wanna hurt you but he wants to make you feel good so if spanking/choking/biting makes you feel good, he’ll do it

- he’s not afraid of being submissive tho! he’d love to be whimpering under you while you take control

“being such a good boy for me matty”

- loves to overstimulate you, loves seeing you squirm under him, unable to control yourself

- not a huge fan of doggy unless there’s a mirror, loves to watch your face and kiss you whenever he wants

- kinda insecure abt dildos n vibrators, wants to be the only one making you feel good

- always tells you to kiss him when you cum, when you ask him if you can cum, he’ll say kiss me which means yes lol

“mmph, matt can i cum please”

“kiss me princess”

- LOVES talking, praising and degrading you, you praising and degrading him (tell him how good he makes you feel, he’ll go crazy!)

“you feel so good around me baby”

“taking me so well”

“such a good whore for me”

“fuck you’re so deep inside me”

“you make me feel so fucking good”

“you’re such a good toy for me”

- loves when you give him head but he’ll never ask for it, giving gets him off

- doesn’t love spanking, he’s scared he’ll hurt you- he still wants to mark you tho so he’ll give you hickies like crazy

- same w hair pulling but you teach him how to do it the right way so he’s more comfy w it

- loves cuddling with you afterwards, can’t have sex and just leave, he needs the connection at the end or he has a huge drop

- loves when you ride him and use his cock to get yourself off

“look so pretty using my cock”

- cares abt you finishing obvs but he’s not gonna stop till he cums (part of the overstim thing)

- sometimes scared to ask for sex, unless he’s REALLY horny, in which case he will be super clingy and touchy until he’s forced to just ask

- (usually) up to trying almost anything, he just gets nervous

- would literally worship you if you let him, your body (and face duh) is his favorite thing to look at

- ^ it’s not even rly sexual he just thinks youre perfect

- desperately wants to ruin you, have you screaming, crying, shaking, but he’s so scared of hurting you

- munchy munch munch and he’s SO good at it

- ^literally idk what that man does but he always has you coming within thirty seconds

- “look at me” literally don’t try to close your eyes, wants to make eye contact at all times

“open those pretty eyes for me baby”

- NICKNAMES!!!

“be good for me baby”

“do you need me sweetheart?”

“taking me so well my love”

“feel how hard you make me slut”

“you wanna come pretty girl?”

“so good to me princess”

“my perfect whore”

- will send you videos (with sound) of him getting off if you guys can’t get together

- ^ doesn’t expect anything back, except words of praise

- will pick you up, not so much throwing you around bc he’s scared to hurt u lol

- he just wants you as close as possible

- loves when you ask him what bra/panties you should wear (obvs you look hot in whatever but he likes having control over small things)

-^ his fav is dark blue

- shirts off always, loves feeling your chests pressed together

- scratch him, bite him, smack him, he wants it all

- licking you EVERYWHERE

- always wants to cum inside you

-^ uses a condom! homie is responsible

- not rly a hand/feet guy, but he loves how small yours are compared to him

- won’t ask abt anal but if you suggest it he’s all abt it

- safe word is a must! always asks you what it is before hand, even if you’re not doing anything crazy, reminds you it’s ok to use it during

“tell me your safe word baby”

“use your safe word if it gets to be too much”

- loves your boobs!! he don’t gaf if they’re big or small, they’re boobs and he loves them! also big stomach and thigh guy (squishy)

- aftercare, aftercare, aftercare! literally whatever he can do. need water? he’s got it. need a bath? he’ll take one with you. wanna watch a movie? already has your fav on. wanna take a nap? say no more.

- ^ sex debrief!! wants to talk after, what did you like, what didn’t you like, what should he do more, etc. wants to make you feel as good as possible

i definitely had way too much fun with this, tell me how yall feel please, this is my hard launch into smut lmao. also please tell me if you see typos or anything lol. AND REQUEST STUFF, i have two matt fics and a chris one but after that i need ideas :)

[bruisedboys]

congrats on 4k!! you’ve quickly become one of my fav writers. i always go back to you when i want something to read especially all you’re shy!readers! i’m shy and anxious as well and the way you write it is very relatable <3

may i request eddie or steve (your choice) with “do you trust me?” “yes”?

thank you baby! you’re too sweet omg. I changed the dialogue up just a tiny bit but the idea is the same! I love u and thank u for the ask x

shy!fem!reader join the celebration!

You’re nervous. Steve can tell, not because you’re being loud about it, because you never are about anything, but because you’re the quietest you’ve been since your first date with him. A first date which, although Steve thought he’d blown it the moment he’d called you pretty and you wouldn’t look him in the eye for five whole minutes, turned into you being Steve’s very new girlfriend.

He watches you pick at your nails, a frown pulling at your pretty lips. He knows exactly why you’re nervous, even though he’s not an expert at reading you just yet. It’s not rocket science — anyone would be nervous for a job interview. Unfortunately, you get nerves in unfair and extremely large dosages compared to everyone else.

Steve shuffles closer to you on the hood of his car where you’re both situated, his thigh almost touching yours. “Y/N?”

You must hear him because you stop picking at your nails, but you show no other sign of acknowledging him. Steve knows you’re not being rude, ‘cos when are you ever? You’re the sweetest girl he’s ever met. Sweetest and shyest. Hence the silence.

“Hey, look at me?” He asks gently, sliding a hand in between yours and taking your much smaller hand in his. He squeezes it for good measure. “Wanna talk to ya.”

You squeeze his hand back, albeit much less confidently, but it still makes Steve’s heart race. He’s new to your affections, shy but sweet and totally endearing. Every time you do something like this he ends up liking you even more, which is saying something.

Steve waits for you to look at him. When you do it’s like all the air’s been knocked out his chest. You’re so pretty it hurts, and even worse, you don’t even know it.

“You look really pretty today,” he says without really meaning to — he sometimes (always) forgets to hold his tongue around you. It becomes a problem when he starts dishing out compliments and you get all flustered from them. Speaking of flustered, you go all shy and blink at him adorably as if he’s the sun.

“Steve,” you say, almost exasperated.

Steve really likes how you say his name. It shows in his smile. “What? It’s true.”

You duck your head and cover your eyes with your free hand. “Stop,” you murmur, but you sound like you’re smiling.

Steve laughs. You’re the cutest. He’s called you pretty and you’re acting like he just hung the moon for you. He’d hate to see your reaction when he really gets going.

“I’m sorry,” he says, still grinning like a madman, pulling at your wrist gently to get you to uncover your face. “Hey, come out, I still wanna talk.”

You oblige, letting him unmask you till you’re flushed and smiling in the late afternoon sun. He pulls both your hands into his lap with no intention of letting them go.

“I know you’re feeling nervous about the interview,” he says slowly. “And I know nothing I can say will really help, but I promise you it’s gonna be okay.”

Steve waits for you to say something. When you do, you’re frowning. “You don’t know that, Steve. I’m probably gonna get all awkward and mess it up.”

Steve tuts at you, his thumb finding a stretch of skin on your hand that he can rub circles into. “You won’t. You won’t mess it up, hun, I promise. I’m gonna be there the whole time, yeah?”

“Yeah,” you repeat back softly. Your eyes follow Steve’s hands as he pulls one of your hands to his lips, his mouth to your skin. A whisper of a kiss. You go hot under his affections.

He drops your hand lest you explode into a million pieces. “I can even whisper all your lines to you to help you remember,” he suggests, half joking and half not.

“Steve,” you mumble, embarrassed now. You steal your hand back to pick at the rip in your jeans, a tangle of frayed threads just above your knee.

Steve laughs and is delighted when a smile works it’s way onto your lips. “Okay, maybe I won’t do that. But I will be there if you need anything at all, okay? You do trust me, right?”

You smile for real then, a staggering smile that makes Steve want to kiss you silly and then some. “Yes. Of course I do, Steve.”

Steve grins, feeling proud of you and in love with you all at once. He’s definitely taking you out for ice cream and a movie after this. No matter how the interview goes.

[zoromuse]

(Valentine’s Day event) I wanted to request 19.) “Be a good girl for mommy/daddy” for Yamato and the reader can be f! Or gn! Whichever ones easiest for you❤️

Yamato + "Be a good girl for daddy"

cw. f!reader, yamato uses a strap on, size kink, mentions of squirting

wc. 0.5k

a/n. first time writing for one of my favs, i should write for him more often hshsjs, happy valentines day and thank u for requesting <33

“Spread your legs, pretty,” he says, motioning to your thighs. You do as you’re told, giving him a good view of your glistening pussy, throbbing with a need for him. “That’s it”

His bigger frame is intimidating. He easily towers over you in any situation, but in moments like this he likes to use his height to his advantage, watching how you tremble under him in anticipation, because you know what’s to come, but you’re not sure if you can take it.

The harness is secured around his hips, and his strap is heavy as he slides it between your folds, the tip of the toy grazing your clit and making you squirm.

“You’re gonna be good and take my cock, right?” he says, a determined look in his eyes that tells you no matter what you answered, you’d have to take it anyways. He spreads your legs wider and uses his hand to align himself to your entrance.

“Yes” you answer, clawing at the sheets and biting your lip. It’s not the first time you’ve taken his strap, but you can’t help but feel nervous at the prospect of his huge cock stretching you out.

“Yes, what?” he says, a question you know all too well, followed by an answer that you say almost on instinct.

“Yes, daddy”. The name makes him groan, finally entering you in a slow, swift motion that knocks the air out of your lungs and makes you arch your back.

“That’s it” he says, using his free hand to clean a few tears you had shed. “Be a good girl for daddy”. If he knew the way your walls tightened when he said that, he wouldn’t say it so lightly. Or maybe he would, knowing him, he’d probably say it over and over to see how long until he could make you cum from his dirty words alone.

“I’m your good girl, daddy-!” you cry, wrapping your arms around his huge shoulders, pulling his chest closer to you to the point his boobs, which keep bouncing with every feverish thrust, are grazing against your mouth. It’s too much for you, too big a temptation not to take one of his nipples into your mouth and suck, trying to distract yourself from the growing knot in your tummy. It’s so embarrassing that he’s barely started and you’re already on the verge of an orgasm, but it doesn’t help when he slams his hips into you with such force that leaves your mind empty, only thinking of his cock.

“Yeah you are, and you’re gonna be good and cum for me, right? I wanna see you cum, make a mess for me” he says. “You always make such a cute face when you cum”.

Your sight is infected with his expression, a soft, yet smug smile on his face. He’s proud of himself for being the only one who can make you come undone in a matter of seconds, he’s the only one who can watch you fall apart as you cum again and again, until you’re an overstimulated mess who can’t even think straight.

He’ll let you recover for a few seconds, until he sees your breathing has steadied and your heartbeat has gone back to normal, but don’t think it’s over then, because he won’t stop until you’re squirting and covering the sheets with your essence.

©️ zoromuse 2023| all content belongs to zoromuse, do not modify or repost

[luvrodite]

soooo in my brain i’ve actually always been a bit older than jason (like 2ish something years maybe….?) and being around him as one of his “older brother’s” friends who like actually went out of their way to befriend him i deffo think he woulda had like an innocent little crush on me lol but he was also one of the only friends i had left post-breakup since so many of my friends were friends with roy first. so like, we had our own relationship established outside of me being roy’s gf pre-death and then post-death he specifically sought me out to see what/how i was doing bc i had kinda fallen off the face of the earth. we were on thin ice those first couple of months but we powered through and were able to be friends again even though nothing would ever really be the same.

and actually as it stands rn jason n i are in fact not together (devastating for all parties involved but we’re in this will-they-won’t-they vibe rn… we’ll get there) but it has less to do with me n roy being exes (he doesn’t not care about that, but roy and i have both made it explicitly clear that dating each other again is not something either of us is interested in, we hookup purely out of convenience which isn’t particularly sexy or romantic)(and in fact in current time in the #lore, roy n i haven’t hooked up in close to a year bc the last time we did i moaned jason’s name…… roy’s ego was a little bruised but he mostly found it funny and i’ve just been too embarrassed since) and more to do with neither of us feeling like we have the right footing to take it to the next step.

ANYWAY sorry for the huge lore dump ily thank u for letting me speak so much abt this <3 anddd here is the spotify link to the playlist i made abt roy lol hope you have a great rest of your dayyyyy!!!!!

never ever ever apologise for the lore dump angel baby!!! i devoured every bit of this, thank you so much for sharing it teehee. i feel like it's so in line with jason to develop a bit of a crush on one of his older brother's friends pre-death and i think it's so sweetie pie that you guys get to remain friends even after your breakup with roy!!!!!

always always always such a sucker for him coming to find you after he comes back like yes!!! i love it so much!!! ohhh the will they won't they vibe is killing me but i love it, i know it's so deliciously tense and when it happens it's going to be so magic....

screaming about you moaning his name though like. the drama of it all sjfdshfj sorry roy but this is so funny

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLAYLIST THOUJGH!!!!!!! mona lisa and tell em.....ohhhh i love it so much.....skinny dipping being on there too!!!!!! RAHHHH one of my fav ex songs ever

thank you so so much for sharing this with me oh my gosh i love talking self ships so so so much i feel like i'm at a sleepover giggling about boys hehehe i hope your day is sooo good angel

[thelegoninjagomovie]

sitting down very gently on your floor..........tell me about. misako

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

fun fact misako is the character that has been possessed the most times. once in the show once in the books once in shadow of ronin that’s a video game. and i think i’m forgetting one i can’t remember :P

speaking of shadow of ronin i HATEEEEE that it’s the only game where she’s playable bc they do some weird shit with her when she’s possessed….. like very strange not needed doesnt add anything to the story weird. so tired of her being forced into situations </3

the misako suicide attempt thing is actually hilarious and i still wonder how they got away with it to this day. the episode came out in 2013 which is just. idk that makes it so much funnier to me. also one episode after being introduced the writers were like ok time to make her try to kill herself

if she was a pokémon she would be mew and a whole lot others but mew is my fav rn. mewsako.

i used to have nightmares that misako would be trying to kill me and she was a fnaf animatronic. when i would be playing toontown i would always think hmm my toon is like if she was fnaf…. :) but i’m scared of fnaf and watching anything if it past like 5 is setting me up for a nightmare. and the thing is she would be the only mf trying to kill me.

my misako minifig is best friends with bowser she is currently sitting on his head

if she was a cat she would be a siamese

i think she should’ve killed garmadon. that’s her piece of shit husband. ripped him opened scourge tigerstar style

i won’t lie i think what people think misako is is actually one of the best interpretations ever. if it wasn’t the most obnoxious borderline sexist losers saying this i think it would be so funny. also a lot of it is just autism traits so thats something. <no clue if ppl still use those but it was p common back in tha day

that thing (misako) is autistic god bless her

in the ninjago movie there’s a character that supposed to be misako but u cannot convince me they are the same come onnnnn. that’s like showing me a picture of a dog and a cat and telling me they’re the same animal. theyre girlfriends the end.

i love koko the orange haired one but misako just has the autistic swag and fail aura about her

misako is the best fictional character ever i think. in my opinion :)

if misako was a dog she’s be a shetland sheepdog

typing all this got me kicking my feet and giggling. love her so much.

my animal jam character bc i’m too lazy to get on toontown

anytime i think about rewatching season 6 of ninjago i cringe because ONCE AGAIN misako is forced into a weird and disgusting ass situation i’m not getting into it but literally being forced to hear her scream about not being left alone like oh ok. KILL

it’s 2 am i’m a littol sleepy so here’s a picture of misako :) thank you for listening

cat named misako:

there’s definitely shit i’m forgetting but i’m tired thank you for presenting this opportunity to me stella i love you forever and ever and ever and ever <3 <3 <3 <3

[potatoesandsunshine]

lol i will send you ten million of these as usual. 1, 3, 7, 9, 15 (tell me ab the five wips u are switching back and forth between LOL), 20, 29 (passage posters we will live forever) <3

thanks abby!!! these were so fun :) extremely long post about my fic coming up 😤

1 - How many words have you written this year?

hmmmm. published on ao3 i’ve got 27k, but i feel confident there’s around 10k more scattered through all my documents. i’m still working on this big perc’ahlia outline and that alone is 7k? so probably everything together is close to 37 thousand. that’s a lot actually :) that makes me feel better about the overall writing output

3 - What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

hmmm probably get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now, which was like a hallmark-movie premise pikelan fic that most people did not read. it was just so extremely fun to write!! i think about it all the time still! oh, and i finished small jobs part 5 this year which was a huge win :) any time anything from that au gets done it’s a big Moment.

7 - If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most?

as you know, it’s All song lyric titles with me. this year saw a huge florence + the machine resurgence, even though only one of those has been published so far >.< i started listening to her again this year and my brain is just on that channel maybe forever. choreomania was my fav album of the year

9 - Favorite pairing you wrote for this year? 

so.... there’s this star wars video game from 2004... and in it there are Women!!! the pitch on this fic is truly ‘what if a character recovered from ‘i can fix her’ disease not by actually getting over her ex but by finding a woman she could save from the darkness that sits beneath everything (while also still being semi-haunted by her ex)’ you can call me anything you want you will always be famous!!

Her fingers curl around Leida’s carefully, as if there’s something precious about her that could be damaged by an incautious hand, and Leida thinks, Yes, please, let me make you smile; let me bring you out of the dark.

don’t take this as me saying star wars is good. as you know i’m a believer in ‘star wars would be good if it was good’. i don’t even really think this game treats women that well. but when i write about it, it’s the best thing of all time.

15 - What WIP are you taking into next year with you?

okay to make it a little easier i’ll try to be brief (update: that didn’t work lol)

0. (outline) perc'ahlia arranged cupid/psyche situation outline: this is The Big One. i can’t decide the title yet but there’s 7.6k in the outline and i’ve been bashing my head against the climax of the story for about three months. i keep shortening how many chapters it is (we started at possibly ten and now we’re more like five) but i don’t actually want to cut any of the story, i just think it’ll flow better with longer chapters. kind of a dark fairytale thing? i sort of just enjoy Tormenting percy with longing. but the commas are Tormenting ME!!

It’s strange, shrouded and dreamlike, but Percy isn’t afraid of the dark. He lifts his own hand, all mortal audacity, cups her cheek, and draws her mouth down to meet his. “I thought you’d go,” she whispers, his mouth tingling. “I told you to go.” “I won’t. I won’t. Don’t make me.”

this is your last second chance: this is a real Nobody Asked For This One fic. i cannot emphasize enough how much no one wants this. Dragon Age: Inquisition, what if instead of making sense, two women made each other horny and insane and everything was ill-advised and wistful and doomed. and those two women were marian hawke and vivienne. ‘everything seems like a good idea when the world is ending’, and other such justifications. also, hawke & varric spend most of this in a very long argument about the events of da2. what if a decade-long friendship got way more complicated than the game had room for. that’s my little treat.

“I was protecting you!” Varric interjects. “You knew it was—” He cuts himself off, swallowing his words in a way Vivienne has never seen him do.  The campfire pops, loud in the silence.  “Finish your sentence, Varric,” the Champion says, very softly. “Go on.”  Varric flushes, drawing himself up as much as he can without actually leaving the log he’s slumped against. “It was a mistake, and I left it out to protect you.” “Funny,” the Champion says, still killing-quiet. “The others all made such great reading.” And she stalks away, into the desert dark. (She gives it to Vivienne, when they start exchanging tokens—a small bit of fulgurite, petrified lightning, preserved in a bead of glass. It’s undeniably ugly, but it sings with her magic. Vivienne tucks it into a silk handkerchief and only runs her fingers over it when she’s alone.)

there is no bad, there is no good: this is a veilguard fic. abby they’re doing something to me in this game. they got me again. i know some of the major spoilers and i don’t know some of the other ones since i’m playing it right now, but basically: Solas Is Doing Blood Magic To Rook, Who Notices (While Also Falling In Love With A Possessed Assassin)

She comes at odd hours, at all hours. Usually wordless, she quietly knocks on the pantry door and waits for his assent before coming in to collect the jars of tea. She brews it in the dining room with the kettle in her hands, staring at it until the water boils. She never lights the main fireplace. She never pulls out a chair. There’s a ritual about it, he thinks. The precise way Rook makes her blends, the arcane hourglass she sketches in the air that chimes softly after a few minutes, it’s all the result of years. She does it exactly the same way, every time. “You don’t get to take this from me,” she murmurs one evening, eyes on the steaming cup. “Old man, you don’t get to take this.” She is not talking to him. That night, she drinks it scalding, and her face twists in what looks like disgust.

over trap and snare; when you're in too deep: here’s the thing; i didn’t super enjoy the first twenty hours of veilguard. i’m really into it now, but i started this outline because i cared about my rook and felt basically nothing about the overall plot of the game. so, what if i threw her back in time into another game that i also have my issues with it. Local Video Game Protagonist Gets Flung Back Into The Preceding Installment Of The Franchise, Decides To Make Herself A Nuisance. 

"She needs a little sister," Thorne says easily, scrubbing Templar blood out of her hair. "Someone to remind her what she's fighting for. I can be that." “Saving the world isn’t enough?” The Bull asks, amused. It’s interesting to get a glimpse into Thorne, who has a dozen masks she swaps around at will. He thinks this one is real, but you can never be sure with her. She snorts. “You know it’s not.”

7. don't know if it's morning, night time, winter or spring: ignore how this is 7. small jobs 6 has hit a roadblock and i’ve started working on part 7 instead. the thing about this au is that it’s so divorced from the plot of fallout: new vegas at this point. the entire premise of it, from the beginning, was to basically ignore the main plot of the game and just hang out in the desert with these characters. all that being said, i kinda wanna fling my courier into the best dlc and have cass going insane about it back in the mojave. so that’s what we’re doing.

“Christine?” August tilts her head to one side, thinking. “Veronica’s Christine?” Christine blinks. “Mojave’s not that big,” the woman explains, a little sheepish. “You get to know people. And she’s real strong, can’t blame me for asking.” Christine grabs one of her wrists, ignores the way it twitches in her grip, desperate and warning—it’s not safe to talk about things like this, it gets you in all kinds of trouble. August slips out of her grip like a snake and twists just as quickly, interlacing their fingers, her thumb hot and alive pressed against Christine’s pulse. “C’mon, Christine,” she says, “I like a happy ending.”

homophobia found dead in small jobs part 7. i will reunite those lesbians if it kills me.

20 - Which work of yours have you reread the most?

we’re really on a there’s no light in here now treadmill right now. it’s the only tlovm oneshot i’ve got for season three so far, and there’s just something so fun about it. decided i don’t actually mind if nobody reads these and it set me free to just be ridiculous in there. and i’ve been chewing on the andor fic again (i kind of want to write a third part before season 2 comes out?) so i just keep going back into those.

29 - Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

"I'm magnificent," Taryn laughs, easy and light, because people like this sort of bragging. She does not expect—well.  Gale of Waterdeep catches her hand and smooths his thumb over her knuckles, looks at her with a devastating expression, and says, "You are."

maybe this should also be in the WIPs section but i still have bg3 running in about 70% of my brain and this is so corny but i like it so much XD in terms of actual published fic, i think this bit from small jobs 5:

   “August,” she says, wavering.    Cold eyes meet hers, assessing. Like she’s a bullet and Cass is holding the gun. And if Cass says kill, she’ll go in hot. She’s proven as much.    And if Cass wants it, this can be their life. August is in her hands, watching her with a steady gaze, and Cass could turn her into an attack dog if she really wanted to, so long as she started right now.

it's just... this is them!! it took five installments but we got there! that's them!!!!!

[mangoposts]

i’m so fucking mad and u have to hear about it (this is so long i’m so sorry)

one of my best friends won’t stop taking my shit, which like idc about if u ask me first, but i was bought this dior bag for christmas and ive literally worn it out twice and then never had any other occasion nice enough to wear it, so it’s been kept in its box in my room, and then last christmas my kinda bf’s family gave me a chanel bag, which i acc use quite a lot because it’s my fav bag.

(i sound so spoilt im so sorry but the dior bag ive begged for for years and i also gave my parents some money towards it so they weren’t just dropping hella money on a bag, and then my kinda bfs family were rich asf and thought it was crazy how shocked i was over the bag)

anyway, my friend came over a few days ago, and i’ve been really sick for a few days like i keep on fainting and throwing up, but she forced me to go out with her bc she was going away with her friends for a week and wanted me to come with her to buy clothes, and she was like getting mad at me for not wanting to go out, and then just now i checked her story and her and her friend are wearing my fucking dior and chanel bags?? so i just checked the boxes and she literally took them out their fucking boxes and took them out with her.

anyway so i texted her and i was like why do u have my bags, and she went “it’s fine it’s just me no one else is gonna use them” and i was like ur friend is literally wearing them on ur story? and then she took me off her priv (which is where she posted it) and was like “it’s not that deep im gonna give them back to u and it’s not like i’m gonna damage them”

and then i checked instagram and she’s taken my fluffy crocs as well and she’s posted a picture of her wearing my crocs and the dior bag ON THE FLOOR next to them going “when rich meets poor 😂” like i am so fucking livid right now you don’t get it

and it’s not even the prices of the bags i care about, i care about the fact she took stuff meaningful to me without telling me (and the fact she left the boxes so i wouldn’t notice) and then took my shoes 😭😭😭 like what if i wanna go out to the shops at 10pm and i now gotta be cold and wear my normal crocs (that don’t have any gibbits on btw so now how are people gonna know i like avocados the fuck) like u fuck ass cunt bitch let’s not forget i have ur mothers number and i will be dropping in a fucking text with no kisses at the end 🙂

STOLE DIOR AND CHANEL BAGS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BITCH I WOULD CARE ABOUT THE PRICE IF SHE GOT THAT SHIT DIRTY IN THE SLIGHTEST ID ASK FOR 2300 😭😭😭😭 Girl i can’t now im angry asf i literally hope she dies or sum LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[fatuismooches]

I DON'T REMEMBER IF I REPLIED OR NOT BUT HERES A REPLY ANW OMG U BREAK MY HEART SO WELL AAASHHA sorry if I've already said smth so this makes it a double reply ANW dottore angst gets me so hard but I don't hate myself that much so an accompanyinh fluff I'd like to add is like imagine reader is reallyyyy good at chess cus they're established as smart by being in the akademiya and now since you can't rlly do anth all day you challenge the clones to chess often so anw one day dot is just coming as you win a game against one of the clones for the third time in a row and you challenge him to a game and he's so convinced he'll win he deliberates going easy on you and- wait what the fuck why are you so good

also you are quickly becoming my fav creator to interact wit :( 💗

- 🌕

I HAD THE BIGGEST SMILE READING THIS IT'S SO CUTE- I NEED TO WRITE A LIL SOMETHING YOU'RE SO BIG BRAINED...!

Since your illness prevented you from training your body more than you like, you made your best effort to train your mind instead. You deemed your mind as very important, as the loneliness of it all often weighed down on you more than you liked. So you made sure to keep yourself occupied as much as you could, to try and prevent any negative thoughts from creeping up. And well, you found it to be quite rewarding. There was one time when the clones were struggling with an experiment for quite a while and were reluctant to inform Prime. So you asked them to let you take a look at the notes and everything along those lines. Admittedly, it reminded you of when you researched with your lover back at the Akademiya, so you accidentally got too into it, scribbling all of your thoughts and a possible answer to the problems. The clones were rather shocked when you turned out to be right.

But your favorite activity by far was chess. The brain teaser was highly favored by those at the Akademiya, and for good reason too. It was a great way to challenge yourself and get your mind working, and the best part? You could sit down comfortably and only move your hand, and enjoy the rather handsome view of a segment's face laced with confusion.

The clones were almost always happy to indulge your wishes, sometimes even fighting over who got to fulfill them. So after you absentmindedly mentioned wanting to play chess, the next day the game was set up in the lab, ready for use. Needless to say, you were quite elated. You had itched for the chance to play again. And of course, your only opponents were the multitude of your lovely segments.

The segments do love you. It is only natural that their creator’s love for you extends to them as well. So they gladly play along with your little game of chess, but they won’t do it too seriously; after all they wouldn’t want to hurt- wait, how did you already beat him?! For all of their wisdom and knowledge, they are baffled when they are taken out that quickly.

It eventually gets to the point where you have a little group of clones watching you battle another. It’s quite endearing to see them hover over you like that, trying to guess what move you’ll play next. But the true fun comes when Zandik appears. There are times where sometimes you do not see him for a few days, but that’s alright. The time spent afterwards always feels the best, and this is one such time. He is unaware of the little show you’ve been putting on, so you gleefully invite him to play you in a game of chess.

He accepts of course. Admittedly, it had been a while since he played, having only laid eyes on the chessboard in which the Gnoses were pieces. And of course, he has the same mentality as his clones - he’ll go easy on his darling, you’re his after all. He knows his genius is incomparable so- wait… you beat him? Since when did you become so good? You must tell him all the details now, he wants to know your thought process and the strategy’s name and how the other matches went and-

You shut him up with a kiss and invite him for some more chess games in your shared bedroom.

[mntalbrakdown]

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Sebastian Stan ʚïɞ

divine energy (underrated tbh)

Synopsis: sebastian and you have an amazing day and soon meet up with the cast, there may be another way you can end the night

dreadful energy

Synopsis: you are in an interview with Sebastian and somehow he gets mad, he tries to make it up to you, and ends up confessing his feelings for you

we should love to death*

Synopsis: you are at a party with Sebastian and you tease him all throughout the night, but just wait till you get home and you will pay the price

༺SOUR༻

(a series based off the album ‘SOUR’ by Olivia Rodrigo)

All in order - discontinued

good 4 u

Synopsis: you meet up with Sebastian at a cafe and the argument soon escalates

brutal

Synopsis: after your little meet-up with Sebastian you have a terrible day and bump into the beast himself

happier

Synopsis: a few months pass and you try to be friends with Sebastian again, but everything goes to shit when he tells you he is talking to someone and meet the said person at the party

jealousy, jealousy

Synopsis: after the party you go home and stalk the new woman’s page and see how great and beautiful she is, wishing that was you, but soon you will love yourself for who you are and become a better person

deja vu (personal fav)

Synopsis: after Sebastian hitting on you at your premiere, you bump into him at a coffee shop and you invite him to go on errands with you, a fight later leads to him confessing his feelings to you all over again

favorite crime

Synopsis: you were going to meet with some of your friends by yourself, but Sebastian hates not going with you so you allowed him and your friends weren’t exactly thrilled

enough for you

Synopsis: everything was going great, you both were watching Black Widow until your last relationship comes up

Bucky Barnes ʚ❤︎ɞ

everybody loves somebody

Synopsis: fratboy! Bucky dares you to go to his party, and when you do he becomes the star of the party, something comes into light

sunday kind of love (this one is cute asfff)

Synopsis: you are moving in with Bucky and try to unpack, but he insist on dancing and he tells you he loves you

hungry eyes

Synopsis: you went to cookout that Sam invites you to, you meet Bucky and you reveal your powers to him

Tom Holland ᓚᘏᗢ

compatibility

Synopsis: Tom and you were stuck in an interview playing a game which was entertaining until the interviewer asked a question. You froze an had an argument with Tom pouring your heart out to him

spidey-webs*

Synopsis: tom and you go to see spider-man: no way home for the 100th times and when some kids flirt with you, Tom gets jealous and shows them you’re his

all too well

Synopsis: tom and you get in an argument with him ad break up. Packing your shit and leaving than meeting him again for the last time seeing he regretted everything. (Inspired by all too well short film)

late night walks

Synopsis: you decided to walk around the neighborhood with Tom. Having a blast, talking, and playing ding-dong ditch

love is a losing game (deadass love xx) (part one)

Synopsis: Tom and you have been dating for half a decade and when things seem to be going great, things take a turn to the worse. Reveling that everything has been all a lie.

tears dry on their own (part 2)

Synopsis: after weeks of not hearing from Tom, he pops back into your life and tries to make amends.

take the box (alt ending to tears dry on their own)

Synopsis: tom tries to make amends, but you refuse to forgive

locket*

Synopsis: people have hand kinks, but Tom is obsessed with your locket.

Percy Hynes White ༺༻

(no longer writing for!)

i like love you

Synopsis: you love him and all the things you used to like abt him turned to love. 

pocket sized

Synopsis: percy is obsessed with how small you are compared to him

Xavier Thrope *⁀➷

k.

Synopsis: Xavier likes you, and always has, now its just time to tell you

invisible string

Synopsis: there was invisible string tying you and Xavier together

Conrad Fisher ୨୧

sober thoughts*

Synopsis: you were once friends with Conrad until summer happened and he just stopped talking to you

doin’ time*

Synopsis: at the empty house party you and Conrad play cat and mouse

Quickies ᖭི༏ᖫྀ

(a collection of stories that I wrote once about the person and stopped liking them so this is were they live)

she’s mine* - Theo Engler

Synopsis: in which you and Theo Engler have a flirty relationship and end up inviting him over for a dinner date, things quickly escalate and you basically fuck :O

swayed - Hazel Callahan

Synopsis: Hazel is easily distracted when you wear your cheer uniform, making you all she thinks about the whole day

thinkin' bout you - H. Callahan

Synopsis: you were dating a football player, but also sneaking around with Hazel

[uramichislefttiddie]

Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Alphabet

||Contains: Uramichi Omota + Iketeru Daga||

||Warnings: NSFW||

Reminder! Please don’t comment anything that implies your age, I cannot stop who reads this unfortunately but I can at the very least give out a warning that this contains nsfw content.⚠️

please forgive me I could not stop laughing whilst writing this, I had to skip specific words because it did not sound right to me and my childish behaviour😭

Uramichi Omota:

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

If anything all this man will want to do is try and get a good nights rest even if it means only a couple hours of sleep. He will make sure however you are cleaned up and are alright before he deals with himself. He’d never leave you to care for yourself, he always makes sure he cares for you first. He’s very touch starved meaning he makes sure he gets cuddles and kisses before you both drift off into a slumber!

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite body part on himself most likely would be his muscles specifically his toned arms, I mean he’s a former gymnast so what can you expect? On you his favourite part would be either ass or thighs, the reason mainly being it’s something he can rest on, or another reason being he loves to mark your thighs up not caring if anyone can see, also he just genuinely likes groping your ass however he’ll only do that in privacy, he’d rather not have the risk of someone having just witnessed him groping your ass in public. In make out sessions always expect his hands to be roaming either along your thighs or ass there’s no other option it could be.

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

Majority of the time he will make sure to not cum inside you meaning hell either do it over your face or body, however once in awhile if you allow him he will not pass up the opportunity to cum inside you. When I say once in awhile, Uramichi will try and make it near enough every time that you allow him to cum inside, he just loves the idea of having the risk you could end up with having his children. (Russian roulette type beat/j) and a plus to him is that if he can cum in you it means less cleaning to do.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

Now I get a strong sense that this man really wants to try bondage with ropes especially, wether it be you that’s tied up or him he doesn’t care either way he really wants to try it. But he doesn’t want to scare you off by asking so he still hasn’t mentioned it and he doesn’t want you to start making fun off him about it💀 however you’ve had an inkling for awhile that he’s got something about being tied up.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

Now he may be 31 years of age but this man has never gone past kissing someone before he met you. You were his first and oh boy he had no clue what he was doing, mainly because he was nervous and couldn’t comprehend what was truly happening. He has watched his fair share of porn etc but when it came down to actually doing it himself he mind had become fog. Overtime though he’s come to learn what you like best and least and has took that into account and now it’s as if he’s been doing it for years.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Now he’ll most likely switch between a mating press or doggy style. The reasoning for mating press is it allows him to be more face to face to you and he can see your face during it which turns him on even more. And let’s be real he more than likely has a breeding kink. So mating press + breeding kink = heaven to him. Now the reason for doggy style is because he loves having your bare ass slam against him and watching it jiggle when he slaps it. He also loves leaving marks on your hips meaning doggy style makes that all the easier.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Uramichi is probably the type of be serious, he might laugh there and than every so often if something a bit funny happens but overall he’s pretty much serious and that’s just him.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Unshaven, however he will trim it if you ask him to, but seeing as he’s 31 I think he couldn’t care less about body hair as it’s normal and he just sees it as a waste of time to have to repeatedly shave.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

80% of the time he will be rough, releasing out all the pent up anger and frustration, but he still makes sure your ok. Although there will be them days where he just wants to be more romantic than rough and his whole demeanour will have flipped upside down and he’ll be acting all lovey dovey. Plus most definitely a switch.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

Nah, not really, if he’s in that type of mood and your not with him he’ll either wait or come meet you wherever you are so he can get relief.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Gagging, Breeding, Bondage, Dacryphilia, cockwarming

L: Length (how big they are)

He’s more girthy than long, he’s probably about 6 inches which is a good length all in all.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start whining at him for attention or if you raise your voice at him because oh boy that really does set off something in him when you raise your voice.

N: No (something they will not do)

Knife play or anything that could seriously harm you even by accidental.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers giving than receiving but once in awhile he’d just want you to be the one giving it to him and making him fall under your touch.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

He’s not necessarily fast but rather hard. By that I mean he will go full force into you where both yours skins slap against each other and where he will grunt a lot which oh boy is hot.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

Surprisingly he does them a lot seeing as he has work 6 days a week which really only leaves him with one day where it can just be you and him all day. So either he’ll do one in the morning or at night but it depends if he’s feeling too tired after work.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Now he’ll hate someone interrupting so he always makes sure you both do it where the chances of getting interrupted are reduced drastically, plus it’d be very embarrassing for someone to walk in. Usahara now always make sure to knock before making his grand entrance into his apartment. The risk of you getting pregnant kinda excites him in a way so you gotta watch out with this man.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

On an average he can last around 2-3 rounds but on a very good day it feels like it’s never ending, he just needs that motivation if you get me.

T: Toys (do they use them)

No. He’s never really been into them and they’ve never sparked his interest.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s quite fair to be honest, he makes sure you both equally get what you both want but there can be times he can be a tease when he’s in one of them type of moods.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Majority of the time he lets out grunts rather than moans, he gets embarrassed if he moans however after the time you told him you like it when does he doesn’t hold back anymore but like I said most of the time he grunts and breathes heavily.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

Like I said, more girthy than long.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

It’s shockingly quite high, although it may not show when he’s near you expect him to be quite touchy most of the time waiting for you to get the signal. In simple terms he’s quite the horn dog.

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

I’ll say it straight. He goes to sleep incredibly fast, but he won’t before he makes sure your cleaned up and settled down!

Iketeru Daga

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

This boy will give you the best aftercare ever. You hungry? Ok he’ll go make something for you. You want to go for a drive? Ok he’ll take you for a drive. You want a shower/bath? Ok he’ll go prepare you one. You understand me now. He will double check your ok and cleaned up as best as possible. Will always make sure you’ve gone to the toilet afterwards and have had some water. Will fall asleep with you in his arms always whilst reading to you.

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite part of his body will be his hands, not only because they’re pleasing to the eye but because he knows his long fingers can make you come undone very quickly and easily and that gives him somewhat of a boost. His favourite part of your body to him will be your lips, he loves the feeling of them when he kisses you or when your kissing him anywhere (😏 /j)

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

He loves seeing his cum dripping down your face, the way it leaves a shine along your face just looks so pretty to him. So he prefers to cum over your face or in your mouth to where he can see it dripping down yourself. Don’t get me wrong he’d love to cum in you but he’s responsible and would rather wait until you both want a child so he doesn’t need to worry about getting you pregnant.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

He likes to be choked. Awhile back you had no clue until you accidentally did and that’s when the game got even more interesting. He really just overall loves seeing you in charge.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few girlfriends in the past but never gone as far as to do more than make out with them, he’s always said he’d save it for the when the right person comes along and he knows it the right person. But he very much does know what he’s doing, he knows how to make you feel good, he’s done plenty of research.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Reverse cowgirl. He absolutely loves you riding him and if it means reverse cowgirl it allows him to smack your ass and fondle it, also allows him to easily guide you with your hips. Damn he goes berserk when your in this position I tell you.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Do I even need to say? Of course he’s going to be goofy, the man laughs at dick jokes. However once he starts laughing that’s it, he won’t be able to stop for awhile, it’s honestly become uncontrollable.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Honestly, he leaves it down to you and what you prefer, he doesn’t mind if you prefer shaven or not either way he’ll go with what you like.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

Probably the slow but long stroke type of guy. He loves the way you start to become impatient and fidgety. He loves the look in your eyes when he’s facing you.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

He only will if he hasn’t seen you for a few days or hasn’t been able to do anything with you. He prefers doing it with you actually.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Choking, Food Play, Cockwarming, Spit, Praise

L: Length (how big they are)

Longer than girthy, he reaches about 7.5 inches, he can definitely reach the high spots.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start to praise him, especially with “good boy” that will get him going almost immediately, it just switches something on in his mind so very quickly.

N: No (something they will not do)

He’s willing to try most things as long as you feel safe and he feels safe and you both know to be careful and know how far to go with everything.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers receiving than giving, he just loves being able to watch you go down on him and struggle. But when you want some he will be more than happy to give.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

Life I previously said, he’s the type of guy that goes slow but he makes sure he’s hitting all the right spots that you like and that gets you going.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

He prefers to not have them but if it comes down to it and you really want one he will do so, but don’t expect it to become a regular thing.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Oh he’s scarred many peoples eyes and mind because he simply “forgot” to lock the door and close the curtains/blinds. Poor Uramichi as if he hadn’t enough going on. He doesn’t really want to risk getting you pregnant though, so he will use a condom.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

He can go for a straight 3 or more rounds, it normally stops when it’s you that can’t take anymore not the other way round, he always waits until you’ve had your pleasure before he’ll stop.

T: Toys (do they use them)

Now he’d never admit it, but before you two started being sexual he had quite the few toys. He most likely had a flashlight, tenga egg and a cock ring for example. Them type of ones.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s the fairest of them all, he’d make sure your getting what you need and than sort himself out, he’s never once been unfair to you.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Now…this mans a full on moaner and he has no shame about it. He honestly has that type of pretty moan too, where he whimpers at the same time and he will not look away either. Oh and if your the one sucking him off, be prepared because he can’t hold back at all, it’s honestly like heaven to him.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

As already said he’s quite long compared to others, he reaches about 7.5 inches.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Probably around average but if you get him going well-

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

Will not go to sleep no matter what before you, it always has to be you that falls asleep first before he can fall into a slumber. He always wants to know your safe. And plus if you’ve fallen asleep he will clean you up if you haven’t already, and will leave some water and paracetamol next to you for when you wake up and if he leaves before you in the morning or wakes up before you he’ll always leave a little note next to you too.

[tickle-page]

“Being smart is a curse” ( THE RISE OF THE TMNT)!!

A/N: This is a tickle fic based off my fav turtle from ‘The Rise of The TMNT”, Donnie!! Haven’t finished yet, so no spoilers😭. It may seem like I made Donnie this really annoying nerd, but I can assure u, he’s my fav, and I’m joking😭.

Lee: Donnie

Ler(s): Leo, Mikey, Raph, brief April

With Mikey:

“And that’s how I built Sheldon,” Donnie finished talking about his dumb robot thing to Mikey who literally didn’t ask.

“Uh, huh, cool,” Mikey was on his phone during Donnie’s whole “lecture”. Replying with words that’ll make it seem like he was listening.

“And… You don’t care.” Donnie slouched in his standing position.

“Nope, but it was rlly cool talking to ya, D!” The orange turtle waved him off as he continued looking at his phone, exiting the room.

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With Raph:

Donnie examined Raph’s fighting style on the side lines, cringing at his techniques. “Ya know, Raph, you gotta do it like this, or that way won’t be as effective while fighting the villains.” Donnie showed him a “good technique”.

Raph was kinda getting annoyed that Donatello kept telling him different ways to fight every step of the way, “I understand that, Donnie, but I like doing this better than that.”

“Hmmm,” Donnie pondered, “I still don’t see it.”

Raph sighed and face palmed, then he walked back inside from the rooftop.

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With Leo:

Leo was casually skating doing some tricks like he always does, while Donnie was on the side watching him. Leo couldn’t focus like this, so he stopped, and asked the purple turtle why he kept staring at him.

“Only bc I feel like I can do way better at skateboarding than you.” Donnie laughed almost mocking Leonardo.

The blue ninja turtle scoffed, “As if.”

“Nah, frfr, Wanna bet?” Donnie grinned, leaning on the wall. Which keep in mind, he just wanted to be cocky bc he had no skateboarding talent whatsoever.

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Mikey, Raph, and Leo all came together to complain abt Donnie’s cockiness within the last week.

“We need to put an end to him being a smartass.” Raph said.

“Uh huh, tottally. We need to think of something he absolutely HATES, that’ll knock him down a peg.” Leo agreed w/ Raphael.

They all thought of one thing he couldn’t stand, and that was… tickling.

“We could tickle him to make him understand.” Mikey jumped up, excited to be the first one to come up w/ an answer.

“Oh yh, remember that one time when April tickled the living crap out of Donnie, making him cry?” The blue ninja turtle drew a figment imagination in the other two turtle’s heads. Like a flashback.

“Mhm Mhm, we had to console him for hours.” Raph.

“Then we should do just that.” Leo ended the “family meeting”.

They all walked into their third youngest brother’s lair. “Hey, D!” Michelangelo nonchalantly walked to the right side of a very concentrated purple turtle.

“What’s going, Angelo?” Donnie didn’t look up to meet the orange turtle’s gaze, still focus on his witchery.

“Oh nun~”

Donatello kinda got a little nervous at Mikey’s tone, but shrugged it off.

Raph and Leo was still standing by the door way as to not get Donnie any idea abt what they were planning because, all of them standing by one smart soft shell turtle is looking for trouble.

“U still highly sensitive?~” Mikey poked Donnie’s side in a teasy tone, earning a squeak and a protest from the older turtle.

“Mikey…. Don’t touch me.” Donatello warned.

The youngest turtle motioned to his other two older brother’s, and they both took an arm and pinned the scared brother on the back of his soft shell. “AGH!! Guys!!! Get off of me, PLEASE!!”

“Not until u laugh~” Mikey poked repeatedly on Donnie’s twitching stomach.

“Ahahhahahaha, Mikey! Stop!” Donatello withered in place.

“Wow, u rlly are extremely ticklish, huh?” Leo joined in on the teasing.

“Ohhahahahah, please! We all know, youhuhuhuhuhu three will start gihihihigling too, if u wehehehehre tickled like thihihihihis, STOP!!”

“Awww he’s already begging, how cute.”

“Shut up, RAPH!!! Ahahhahahahahaah!!!”

“Hey! Be nice!” Mikey scratched his stomach harder now.

“MIKEY!!! StahAhaaoP!”

“Say ur Sry,” Mikey continued to tease his older brother.

“I’M SRY!!”

“Ur forgiven, but we’re not gonna stop yet.”

“Lucky for you, April told us where ur weak points are.” Leo cooed right by the soft shell turtles’ ear.

Donnie scrunched up his shoulder to get rid of the phantom tickles that vibrated against his ear w/ the help of his older brother. “Please, stahahaha-Stop!”

“No can do, D. We gotta teach u a lesson for always being so cocky, and out besting us.” Raph scratched the purple turtle’s exposed neck.

“Guhuhuhuhys, please! Just stohohohop it alr, I’m serious!”

“Yh, kinda hard to take u serious, Mr. Giggles.” Leonardo his collarbone, by gently tracing his finger around the sensitive bone.

“Please! Ihihihihit hurts.” Donnie lied through his teeth, trying to make it seem like it did so they would stop, but Mikey had other plans up his sleeve.

“Dw, Donatello, Mr. Delicate Touch, will make it to where it won’t hurt.” The youngest turtle pinned one of his arms above his head, and lightly traced up and down from his top ribcage to the center of his armpit. Tracing around inside, giving the center a few scratches as he teases. “Does it tickle when I ever so slightly scratch my way, starting from ur sides, all the way to ur armpits? Bet it’ll tickle so much more when I use a soft paint brush on ur delicate skin. We’ll see if ur still begging me to stop afterwards.” Ofc, Mikey didn’t have a paint brush, but just the thought of it twirling around on his exposed armpits, with Micheal’s continuous teases, made him shiver.

Donnie’s drawn on eyebrows furrowed in fear, wandering if he’ll ever get out of this soon bc he’s nearly abt to pass out from all this non stop tickle torture. Then he realized one person he could call on for help, or so to say, robot. “SEHEHEHHEEHLDON!!!!”

“Wsu, D?” Sheldon asked, almost blind as to what’s infront of him rn.

“Please! HEHHEHEHEHEHEHLP ME!”

Sheldon acted like he was thinking of what to say. Should he help him? Or not? He finally made up his mind, “No way, man. You’re on ur own.” And as if his name was Usain Bolt, he flew right out of the room.

“CURSE U, SHELDON!!” Donatello laughed, from Mikey’s continuous tickling to his armpits, Leo’s non-stop torment to his neck and ears, and Raph’s tormenting fingers on his stomach. Donnie was losing his mind.

He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t protest or talk, it felt like he had a migraine, and he was losing his vision. The three turtles were obviously oblivious to there ticklish brother’s agonizing pain, so they decided to tickle one last place, that’ll get him to scream… They flipped him over on his stomach, exposing his most vulnerable area, and his most sensitive.

“Ok, listen Donnie, u gotta make sure u don’t move too much or you won’t like the outcome,” Dr. Delicate Touch warned as he took off Donnie’s battle shell.

The 3rd oldest brother felt a hit of cold wind on his back, that signaled him to stop them while he still has the chance. “G-guys… Please don’t touch me there. I can-can’t stand it at all, and I’m being serious rn… Please…”

Mikey, Leo, and Raph couldn’t believe what they’re hearing. Was Donnie crying? They’re whole 15 years of living together, not once did they hear their stoic, always serious, never cutting corners, brother cry. They all realized that it was time to stop, so Leo put back on his battle shell, while they gave him space. Bc they just felt like he need time for himself since he needed to cool down after the torture they put him through.

“Ummm… D? Doctor Feelings is always here if u need someone to talk to, k?” And as Mikey finished his sentence, more so question, the three ending lers left the room. Donnie composed himself w/in 5 minutes after they left, but he stayed in there a little longer, figuring out the perfect revenge he can do to get back at them, individually.

[tkpuke]

do u have any tickle headcanons about the hargreeves sibs? 🥺😭😭

hell YES I do! my absolute babies, who can never get a break from the world ending </3

slight season 3 spoilers for those who still haven’t finished it !

LUTHER

I saw this one hc that I unfortunately forgot who made it but when Luther’s original body comes back like we saw in the last ep of season 3, he’s 10x more ticklish than ever

Because he f o r g o t what tickling even use to feel like

Boy, will his siblings make sure he won’t forget

Luther definitely always ends up restraining his sibling’s hands to keep them still whenever they drag him into their playful fights

He doesn’t mind, as long as he’s involved in their shenanigans which brings a smile to his face, you won’t ever hear him complain

Luther likes to sometimes pick his siblings up and flip them upside down, then skitter around their stomachs

It drives them NUTS

I can see Luther having a really ticklish back, where you can’t even innocently give a massage to without him squirming all over the place

His underarms? That’s murder. You’ll murder the poor boy

No matter what, he’ll try to purse his lips together to contain the bubbling laughter in his throat

But the farthest he’s gotten successful with that is literally two seconds before his giggles is to be heard around the academy

DIEGO

Diego Hargreeves would respectfully throw a sucker punch to anyone that thought it was a good idea to tickle him

It seems like his siblings, especially Klaus, think half the time it’s a good idea

Diego HATES being held down when getting tickled he just won’t allow it

He sees tickling as something that makes you look weak and vulnerable

So don’t count him a fan

Although when you do tickle him? Prepare for this man to literally scream

Get his ribs if you wanna pull a snort from him

Diego turns into a puddle of goo whenever fingers get ahold of his most ticklish spots

Most he will do is push your face or sputter out giggly protests

“Not so much Mr. Tough guy now, huh?” Do you wanna die?

Diego will make anyone regret their ticklish attacks on him

He will spring back onto his feet and grab at you for his revenge

He would suggest you running, but only because it entertains him more

Nothing wrong with a good chase

I have a feeling Diego doesn’t really understand how to “properly” tickle

He’s one of those people who just roughly scratches any patch of skin and think it tickles like hell

More hurts than anything, you’ll have to let him know

But once he does learn a thing or two on how to get you cackling? You’re in for a ride

ALLISON

Let’s not be dumb, she would DEF use her powers as a advantage when it comes to tickle fights

“I heard a rumor you can’t move” then goes to town

Allison’s personal fav way of tickling somebody is using her nails

C’mon, it brings the best reactions

Allison can be very observant on what exactly gets you to break faster and what spots you just can’t handle for more than a minute

She remembers ALL her siblings worst spots

She reminds them daily she hasn’t forgotten

Tickles the snot out of her brothers if they ever annoy her or to keep them in check

Her laugh is the best you can’t tell me otherwise

Allison isn’t much of a squirmer, she kind of enjoys the sweet bonding act so she’ll let you have your fun

I can see Allison using baby talk to only embarrass her brothers, and also to give herself a good laugh since she can’t take herself seriously when doing so

KLAUS

You can’t punish this guy with a good time

He doesn’t mind getting tickled to pieces at ALL

His go-to’s are usually Diego or Five because they promise revenge right after getting absolutely wrecked

Klaus wears crop tops and ripped jeans for a reason

But he’ll never admit it

My man just straight out CACKLES

No giggles in the beginning, solely loud cackles to be heard a mile away

Thank you to God for blessing us with canon ticklish Klaus in season 3

You saw how Luther BARELY grazes his fingers on Klaus’ knee

So yeah, I’d like to announce that his knees are probably on his top five most ticklish spots list

Along with his stomach, of course

Don’t mind his protests, he says to stop or beg to not tickle there, but he doesn’t mean it

If he starts to wheeze then it’s safe to say he may need a breather

His favorite victims to go after are Five and Diego

Their reactions are priceless to him

The man loves to be a little shit and tease, or sometimes act stupid as if he doesn’t understand why his brothers are laughing so damn much

“I’m trying to go somewhere else, but you’ve trapped my hands in your underarms. Guess I’ll stay here.”

“Very rude of you to not tell me what’s so funny!”

Hugs his sibs from behind then when they least expect it, gets surprised with fingers squeezing their sides

Tickle hugs are his speciality sorry not sorry

FIVE

Every grump deserves tickles

I don’t make the rules here

Five swears on his life he’ll murder you in his sleep if you even DARE to touch him

“Sleep with one eye open.” Yeah yeah, you kind of secretly enjoy it old man

Okay yes his knees may get him to thrash crazily when you squeeze rapidly, yet he never rolls his socks high enough or wear pants to cover them

But have you tried the top of his ribs? No? Trust me on this one

It tickles so bad he sometimes teleports somewhere around the house without realizing it

Other than that? He can’t focus enough to really teleport on command whenever he’s getting tickled to tears

He’s so giggly where there’s no point to even threaten his siblings because they won’t take him seriously

His dimples are the best part of it all

An adorable little shit tbh

His revenge game is strong though

Whatever his sibs did to him? He will do it right back but 10x worse

Mercy isn’t found in his vocabulary

Won’t stop till he’s completely satisfied, which ends up with them being breathless most of the time

He thinks doing that will get his brothers and sister to learn their lesson to not drag him into tickle fights, but he’s still gonna get wrapped up in them one way or another

BEN

Ben, this poor poor angel

Back when they were kids they targeted Ben the most of their tickle onslaughts

His reactions were too cute for anybody to handle

His smile could light up a room instantly

If you wiggle your fingers in the air directly at him? Forget about it, he’s already pleading his case for whatever he did to deserve this mean torture

Tickling Ben is something anybody would do if they get bored

Ben wasn’t exactly the happiest when Klaus kept the tradition going of tickling him out of the blue all thanks to his powers

Gentle tickles works better with him

He can’t handle it give him a break

You see, he tries to get his sibs back, he really does, but it only takes a single poke to his side and he’s crumbling

If you go for his stomach, you’re responsible for his funeral

All due to his power of the tentacles from another dimension coming out of his stomach got him to be veerrryyy sensitive around that area

VIKTOR

Viktor isn’t ticklish in most common places for people

Ears, hips, and neck would receive a good laugh from him

Place hands on his shoulders and slightly squeeze around his neck area, your fingers are getting squashed from Viktor trying to protect the spot as much as he can

He taps out in two minutes tops

Stick with gentle tickling, he prefers it more

Never getting involved with the playful fights his siblings had when they were kids, always forced to watch from afar or be sent to practice on his violin

Caused Viktor’s eyes to light up whenever he sees a tickle fight brawl out and his siblings asking for him to lend a helping hand

He accepts in a heartbeat, loving to feel so included

Five gives him a few pokes here n there as a playful retort

Klaus is Viktor’s number one tickle monster

Viktor never minds the affectionate act

He volunteers in anything if it’s to bond with his lovely siblings

More on the receiving than on the giving, because of hearing tales on how ruthless his brothers and sister can get if you tickle them long enough

If he finds a pretty bad spot? Don’t worry, secret safe with him

[luxmith]

request from anon: mizuki x reader; both at school, (name) being mizuki’s childhood best friend!

reader: gn, ‘they/them’.

genre: fluff.

summary: you are mizuki’s childhood best friend. since elementary school, they both go everywhere together. however, mizuki begins to question their feelings for you, discovering that they really are in love with you. To thank you for everything, they decide to take you to spend the afternoon with them. To end, declare their feelings towards you.

a/n: oh my, I love this request・・・ considering mizuki is my fav character and my biggest kin (w mafuyu), im gonna enjoy this!!! Ty for the request, anonymous!!<33

Mizuki knew something was up, feeling like this for so many days was not normal. They sat on the edge of the bed and looked up; in an attempt to order the things that were going through their mind.

Had they always been so nervous around people? No, only with you. Have they felt that flame that says they want to have a life together with anyone? No, only with you.

They looked to the side, already sure of what was happening. They were in love with you.

“And now.... (Name), would you be by my side until fate changes plans?” they said looking at the mirror. Sigh. They turned around to take their cell phone and send you a message, because now you were in piano class and they were going to pick you up.

・mizuki !!!<3 sent: hey (y/n), are you still in class?

・(username) sent: mizuki!! hii!

・(username) sent: yyyeah. but there are about five minutes to go, why? plans?

・mizuki !!!<3 sent: yep!! i’ll go for you!!!!

・mizuki !!!<3 sent: how about we spend the afternoon?☆

・(username) sent: oh, sure!! see u soon!（⌒▽⌒）

They turned off their cell phone and put it in a backpack that they had already prepared, they quickly changed their clothes to put some ornaments in their fine hair. They looked at each other in the mirror for a couple of seconds, so they could smile and leave the house.

Getting off that subway, they ran to the door of your academy. They sat on a nearby bench there, touched their face with their hands; covering it. They were more than nervous because today they were going to declare themselves, today was the moment in which they would tell you their feelings.

“Wa-Ah!” they quickly calmed down as they smelled a familiar scent, that pretty peach perfume that adorned your body (or rather, your hair).

“(name), hello!” a smile appeared on their face, touching your hands as they felt their cheeks burn. “Come on, (name)! We still need to shop somethings!!~” they said while letting out a small giggle. Causing you one too.

“And tell me, Mizuki, why are you so nervous?~” you said in a teasing tone. Oh wow, they fell in love again.

“Hehe, well... I have to tell you something, but I won’t tell you until we leave!” they said to stand up and hold your hand, leading you to a drink and ice cream shop. You smiled, if only they knew that you loved them.

The afternoon was, for you, the best afternoon you could have. You shop there, you shop here. Even them and you bought some makeup sets, lip glosses, clothes and more. They decided to rest on a beautiful white bench with swan decorations so both could talk about any topic, in that; Mizuki already had a plan to be able to propose. It was almost 11 at night, time you had to go home by order of your mother. Mizuki had their head resting on your shoulder, resting their eyes and wishing their plan would go well.

Your cell phone vibrated for a message, you quickly opened it to see a message from your sister; «miiya❁ sent: (name), don’t forget not to be late! remember we have to go to (f/n)’s house!!»

You quickly answered, putting your cell phone back in your backpack as you called Mizuki. “Hey Mizuki. I have to go, but first... what was it you wanted to tell me?”

“Eh— I— Thank you, thank you for everything. I— I really don’t know how to thank you for everything you've done for me, since our childhood you’ve been someone fantastic and I really want to tell you that I— I love you!” they swallowed as they took a deep breath to continue “You don’t need to accept me, I just wanted to tell you—”

They were quickly interrupted as they felt your lips on theirs, their cheeks burning. They even looked like they were going to explode, is this happening? It’s.. it’s really happening.

“I was thinking of confessing my love tomorrow at school... I love you, Mizuki!” you kissed their lips again, they really were so nervous that they couldn’t even form a single word.

“Huh— (Name), go! You’re going to be home late!” they yelled to push you slightly to say goodbye, still red-faced. You just giggled, walking away with a hand to your cheek. You turned around, took a deep breath and opened your mouth.

“Until tomorrow, my love!” you yelled, smiling happily as you watched them turn around to see you.

They looked at you surprised for a few seconds, until they spoke. ”W-We are a couple?” they said in a low voice but audible to you.

You nodded quickly, with your hand you sent them a kiss to run to your house (which was not so far away).

They finally found someone with whom they can show their true feelings, someone who won’t judge them for being themselves. Light tears came to their eyes, as they ran to go home in a short cut.

They finally found love.

[padfootastic]

I'd love to hear your thoughts on the fight between Remus and Harry in DH. Because throughout the series we see Remus manipulating Harry by bringing up James, but for the first time, Harry brings up James in a situation that is the most relevant, and Remus goes BERSERK.

hello 💜💜 i’m so sorry for how long this has been lying in my inbox but i’ve got so much to say and not enough time for it 💀

i don’t think anything i say re this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows me lol i feel like that fight was such a good opportunity to show, in narrative, remus at fault without excusing his actions and the text still missed the mark. i’ve talked before about this, but remus always gets off scot free with no consequences or even reproach for any of his shitty actions and i think this comes under the same banner. iirc even hermione’s like ‘wtf harry’ because of his response, right?

but here, we see him acting shitty in a manner u absolutely cannot ignore. i mean, there’s a point to which ur willing to ignore a grown man’s agency and actions, right? and i feel like ‘abandoning ur wife and unborn kid in the middle of a whole war’ is waaaaaay past that point. we can talk all day about how he thought he was in the right, how he might’ve actually brought misfortune to them by virtue of who he was, but that still doesn’t excuse what tonks would’ve been going through, esp considering her own dad pulled a similar stunt.

you bring up such a great point re james. remus had absolutely no problems invoking his name when he wanted to guilt trip harry (i keep saying this but their conversation in poa horrifies me every time i think about it) but the moment he gets it back? it’s all ‘oh woe is me how dare u’. kinda makes me think remus never had to deal w the consequences of his actions (which like,,,am i wrong tho) bc all the misfortune he has, he attributes to his condition and never his own actions. he basically operates on an external locus of control and the people around him keep enabling it. (ofc a lot of this is conjecture + influenced by what i’ve seen in fandom bc we (i?) don’t actually know that much about him & his motivations from the text) and i think when he actually is held accountable, he’ll go straight on the defensive bc he doesn’t know how to handle it.

imo remus is super, super self destructive and not that capable at maintaining healthy relationships. for all that people go on and on about james and sirius being assholes and bullies, remus is actually so much more insidious in terms of being ‘toxic’. i really think harry was so right for doing what he did, not matter how much shit he gets for it, because someone has to. his friends won’t, people in authority aren’t, and he gets to go through life blaming everything except himself.

i feel like this is super unsympathetic to him lol but that scene in dh is actually one of my favs just because someone is finally saying something to Saint Remus and the fact that it’s harry, of all people? u go bby!!! it was also such a thoughtless action on remus’ part bc he’s telling this to a literal orphan who grew up abused and neglected. also!! the way it portrays him on the complete end of the spectrum as james (who we know is the ‘embodiment of bravery’ in the text bc of his actions therefore, remus is an absolute coward which, self professed but now proved further) which really makes u understand harry’s pov too, i think. because he idolised his dad, ykno? and he’s heard remus talk about their bond before, and we know harry’s judged people by comparing (and associating) them to his parents right? so it just makes remus come off even worse.

ultimately, i think it was just another selfish + narrow minded action in a long list that we can attribute to remus. can we explain them? sure. but does that justify it? i personally don’t think so, but others can obv disagree. remus wasn’t thinking of tonks or baby teddy or harry when he offered to accompany them, no matter how much he tried to spin it that way and i think that lying (to both others & himself) is v characteristic of his personality throughout the whole series. he’s a serial manipulator and no one’s safe from it, not even him.

(i’m reading this and it’s so rambly gosh. i hope some of it made sense?)