#and losing

[whitesnakewine]

lizard kabuto under a leaf

[in-love-with-a-vampire]

L and Light playing tennis

[shipping-all-ships]

Lu Ten and Ozai beef is so funny like Lu Ten genuinely being a nice person until Ozai is in front of him and then suddenly it's fair game.

He's all nice and supportive to Zuko and Azula, a kind friend to aunt Ursa, a good son to Iroh, a respectful grandson for Azulon, but Uncle Ozai? Lu Ten lets loose all that blinding rage he lets fester in himself against him.

10 years old and asking this man on his wedding day why he has such little rizz he has to force a woman to marry him.

Ozai asks for him to pass the salt and Lu Ten chucks it straight at his head.

Once he was holding baby Azula and when Ozai tried to take her, he bit him and Ozai got yelled at by Azulon for upsetting Lu Ten.

Open hostility and contempt 24/7 it's on SIGHT.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

My cat is injured again. Asshole.

Keeping him inside for a bit because Jesus Christ if you’re gonna start fights dude, learn how to win them

[punsmaster69]

4/OCT/20XX

"SANS!! DON'T DRINK THAT!!"

"why not?"

"THE EXPIRY DATE WAS ON THE THIRTIETH OF SEPTEMBER!"

"that's not that long, it's probably fine."

papyrus watched in horror as i poured a cup of milk, then took a big gulp.

...which i immediately regretted.

"I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT'S NOT THE REACTION OF A MAN DRINKING 'FINE' MILK."

quickly taking the jug and cup away from me, he emptied the definitely expired milk into the sink.

"AWAY IT GOES! ..UNFORTUNATELY, THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE MILK."

"guess we're going to the store today."

——

"are you thinking what i'm thinking?"

"..WE HAVE TO."

in front of us sat a most glorious shopping cart. attached to the front of it was a plastic red car.

immediately getting in the little seat, i squeaked the tiny car horn.

"cool."

papyrus pushed our (very cool) car-cart around the store (very cool-like) until we reached the dairy isle.

"WHY DO THEY HAVE PRE-CHOCOLATED CHOCOLATE MILK?? THAT'S JUST PLAIN LAZY!!"

"you wanna get one?"

"..OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THE STRAWBERRY FLAVOR? SHOULD WE GET ONE OF THOSE?"

"sure."

"WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED?"

"i think i used the rest of the flour yesterday."

"I SHOULD DEFINITELY GET MORE SPAGHETTI!"

"i should get more chips."

"WE SHOULD-"

papyrus gasped.

"SANS!! THOSE SKELETONS...!!"

on a nearby halloween display sat multiple two-foot plastic skeletons, completely naked.

"their whole skeleton-hood is on display.."

"QUICKLY, TO THE CLOTHING AISLE!!!"

swiftly turning the cart around, we made a detour to the clothing section to pick out some shirts to cover those poor skeletons up with.

"MUCH BETTER!"

"can't believe they'd do that to 'em."

"......."

"...paps?"

i turned around to look at him.

in his hands was a large black shirt.

he flipped it around to show me.

"WHY IS IT JUST.. HANDS?"

it was one of those gag shirts with the skeleton hands grabbing the.. chest.

"......"

"skeleton hands are just too cool not to put on a shirt."

"THAT IS TRUE."

he checked the size.

"SANS, WHAT SIZE DOES MS. TORIEL WEAR AGAIN??"

"...xl, i think?"

"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET THIS FOR HER! WHAT BETTER WAY TO THANK HER FOR THE COOL SHIRT SHE GAVE YOU THAN WITH ANOTHER COOL SHIRT!!"

"......"

"....ok."

i texted tori a sorry in advance.

turns out papyrus likes the "just plain lazy" pre-mixed chocolate milk. i didn't think the strawberry was as good, but he liked that one too.

also, i think we forgot the flour.

[glitterspeckle]

I have obtained the Cant Finish Anything Disease :(

Have an unfinished orb to look at while I sort things out

[sugar-coat-it]

Just wanted to share this article reviewing a DLID gig from 2006 that I stumbled upon while doing a little research

https://www.phonotonal.com/2006/10/drive-like-i-do-live-mendoza/

This part really got me: "I have to admit to being a bit apprehensive as the singer went straight into spaz mode, at times flailing about so much we couldn’t hear his vocals... Having knocked over his mic stand he kind of settled down and after that you just couldn’t help but like them."

I could cry bruh they were so little

[zcatpigz]

Fighting the 19 y/o iPad baby accusations

[atlaas0]

I just finished watching arcane and I'm physically not ok

[youryanderedaddy]

that anon needs to HUSH UP, I LOVE INCELS IN MEDIA!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SACCHARINE❗️❗️

Thanks babe 😭 glad you enjoy it but omg do I really write that many incel characters like---

only an appropriate amount ⁉️

[bozhenkamoya]

this second half of the season is going to actually kill me, i think. how am i going to survive it all?

[deansambrcse]

WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT WHY IS GABLE LOSING HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING HIS WAY BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE I REPEAT WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT

[polaroid-petals]

Stranger, watching Omori wipe on the same boss 27 times in a row instead of confronting the truth: <sighs>

[ugly6astard]

>(post): its ok to have "unserious" trauma! its still traumatic!

>(all the reblogs): me because i [most horrific thing ever]

☹

[kylewalker-peters]

Can never be overstated how effortlessly sexy and cool lewis looks in the f1 intro while everyone else is fighting for their lives