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men be like: not full-glam makeup and not no makeup but a secret third thing Hallmark protagonist makeup
#and listen I love the men who be like#my friend and I were cracking up because we briefly quizzed her husband on whether a given woman was wearing makeup#and he'd be like 'There is no makeup on that woman's face' and we'd be like 'That's a FULL face of makeup'#and his face was so perplexed/distressed#and this man was MARRIED to a woman who rarely wore makeup so he genuinely was entirely makeup blind#y'all think your favorite look is the no makeup look#but if you're ever asked just say you like Hallmark protagonist makeup and we'll know exactly what you mean#x
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Gay horse man looks like a princess
Gay horse man learns to respect trans butch lesbians and various other people who won't date him
#zephyr breeze#zephyr breeze redesign#rainbow dash#rainbow dash and zephyr breeze#mlp fanart#mlp redesign#skyscraper gods#shire draws mlp#listen he was clearly gay#shire draws#but kept hitting on rainbow dash and insisting she was in love with him#so therefore there must be some mistake#He seems the self absorbed type to decide he knows exactly who everyone is on sight if it suits his vanity#I dont see him as intentionally doing it to be phobbic#it just doesnt occur to him that people might be different from his headcanons#When it finally does get through his head he will respect it while pining about what could have been#he will never fully apologize but he will stop hitting on her at least#also rainbow likes men fine just not romantically#all of these headcanons are new as of this post and are just true because its funny
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I fucking LOVE my wife DAVRIN dragon age I hope you all Davrin haters’ computers EXPLODE how do you look at this man and not feel a little religious like yes sir don’t mind Assan we’ll be doing a dark ritual all of our own all night long I will put warden stamina to the test buddy— guys I have a plan for getting rid of the evanuris and buddy, it’s baby-proof (heh)

#chia rambles#dragon age#I just saw a post that made me seethe#listen to me#MY TYPE ARE PATHETIC MEN#I DONT REALLY LIKE THE WHOLE CONFIDENT COCKY MALE LOVE INTERESTS#THIS MAN???? THIS MAN ALMOST MADE ME FALL W MY FIRST ROOK#he’s such a FUCKING GREAT CHARACTER#HES A GREY WARDEN FOR FUCKS SAKE#I WANT HIM#I WANT HIM SO BAD#HIS RESPONSIBLE ATTITUDE??? HIS DUTY???? HIS LOVE????#AGHHHHHHH#davrin#davrin dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#HE IS THE ONLY COMPANION WHO ACTUALLY FEELS USEFUL#THE FUCKING PLOT WOULD GO NOWHERE WITHOUT HIM
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Dragons Abroad - Aemond x lover!reader
Rating: Universal
Category: Angst
Pairing: Aemond x you
Set prior to Rook's Rest
Words: 1k
"There are dragons abroad."
You look at him. Across the table you sit from him and watch him. Around you, he is bare. No shirt, no breeches, no eye patch. Falsehoods gone, inhibitions left at the door. Yet his gaze avoids yours now. "So there are."
His voice is a quiet mumble. "I must go to meet them."
"I think that is not true," you reply. You look down at your hands and try not to pick at the skin around your fingers. Scabs make it sore already.
"I wish to meet them."
"That is true," comes your soft reply.
"And our time together is ended."
"Another falsehood." The words are confident, despite the ice in your chest. Frosted steel has pierced you between your ribs and into your very heart.
Aemond glances up. His fingers drum lightly on the wooden table. So many meals you shared with him here in the sanctity of his rooms. "I cannot take you with me."
"I never asked you to. I only ask that you come home to me."
"That, I cannot promise."
"Then promise what you can."
He opens his mouth to reply, but words fail him. He retreats into his comfortable silence. Prince Aemond leans into you when you stand and cradle him into you. He wraps his arm around your back and presses his face into your stomach as he sits in his chair and you stand at his side. The touch against his hair is welcomed, and he leans into your hand when you run it down his scarred cheek.
"I can promise nothing," he murmurs after a long time.
'You can promise to come home to me."
"I might not return. If I do, I do not know what will be left."
"I'll take whatever there is."
Aemond sighs your name and you go to pull away, but his strong arm around you does not loosen. And so you allow yourself to stroke his hair again. Part of him melts against you. The blade in your heart does not warm.
"I will destroy my enemies out there. I will paint the skies with fire and blood and-"
"That is all very noble," you interrupt softly. "But it will not make you whole."
You look down at him and see his face twitch. "I'm not a knight from one of your stories. I will not be the gallant hero you so desire."
It happens without you thinking, really. You sink to your knees in front of him. It would be folly to think it would make him smile this time, like it so often does. A place of worship before him. Now a place to beg. "I don't want a knight on his horse to come and save me. I just want you. As you are. Please."
"Do not beg."
"Please, Aemond, please don't make this the end, pl-"
"This is not becoming of a-"
"Please. Please, please." Your voice is steady but you can feel your throat beginning to close. "I am good for you."
And the fierce, stoic, hard Prince Aemond looks at you on your knees, utterly soft and warm, and his brow creases. "You are," he replies, oh so gently.
"I make you feel good."
He nods, head tilted to the side. "You do."
"I make you happy."
And he nods again. "I will not destroy you. I must leave you."
You lean up and try to kiss him, but he turns so you catch his cheek. It is only then that you realise your hands and his are grasped tightly. They have come out in a cold sweat. Strange, you think. He is never clammy.
You press your forehead to his temple. Some of your tears fall onto his pale cheek. "If you leave me, I will be destroyed. I can weather any storm but this."
You feel his jaw clench. A thousand words fall silent on his lips.
"Please."
Suddenly, his hands wrench from yours and then you feel them, strong and damp, on either side of your head. Your eyes open as he pulls you closer, closer, and you think yes! Yes, he understands! He will leave but come back to me! Yes-!
But your lips are not granted a kiss. Instead, a long kiss is pressed to your forehead. It is tight and hard and full of agony. It is farewell.
After it is ended, he has little left to say.
"I will wait for you, you know."
He watches while you move back to the other side of the table, while you smile sadly at him.
"If you want me to."
"I do not."
But his denial is not one that makes you sad. For anyone else, he might be cruel. But for you, he cannot bring himself to do that. There is only honesty between you, both kind and cutting.
"Do you wish to be with me?" you ask one final time.
Aemond cannot lie to you. Not after all the beauty you have shared, not after all the ways you have grown to know one another. Not after all the true and deep love between you. "I do," he says slowly. "More than almost anything."
"What do you wish for more than that?"
He sighs quietly. "To keep you safe."
"To force me to be free will not keep me safe from anything."
"It will" he insists gently. "You shall be safe from me."
Despite the agony in you, you can still force a smile. For him, always for him. "That is not safety. That is a fate worse than death."
"Worse than what I could be?"
"Worse than you could ever become. The worst you could be, Aemond, is gone."
#aemond x you#aemond x reader#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond targaryen x you#aemond fanfiction#aemond targaryen fic#mine#if i read this back in 3 months and cringe bcus i wrote it post break up#no one is allowed to criticise#if you criticse me youre anti woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#listen. listen. ok. to YOU it may be ooc#to ME this is what a mean and stoic man can BE#get u a man that hates the world but loves you#actually DONT because he'll dump u to protect u or whatever#like sorry u have brother issues. how abt u dont LEAVE ME!!!#me x reader loving men who have daddy and brother issues#and hero/villan complexes#and need therapy#this may be THEEEE MOSTTTT self insert ive EVER. WRITTEN.#ur anti woman if u are mean abt this
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I’ve been contemplating it and I think we really need to bring back the concept of the holy fool. I’ll go first
#acting the fool DOES come mighty natural to me#but in all seriousness#in this day and age it’s so easy to want to go to the furthest extreme to avoid any scandal. lest anyone get the wrong idea#and yes it is a good and holy thing to avoid scandal. but I do think it’s easy to fall into reputation as its own end#we need more saints who are willing to look a little insane for the love of god#marry a harlot like hosea. give all your dead husband’s possessions to the poor and put on all his clothes and start using his name as yours#like st xenia of petersburg#shave exactly half your beard off and keep it that way#like st philip neri#kick off all your clothes and walk off singing when the bishop tries to get you to listen to your dad#like st francis of assisi#the foolishness of god is wiser than the wisdom of men
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community that has only seen themselves represented in a small handful of romance stories that aren’t explicitly about their real-world oppression, watching a new show or movie where they are represented in a romantic story that isn’t explicitly about their real-world oppression: getting a lot of “that other show with a queer romance that isn’t explicitly about real-world homophobia” vibes from this
#ofmd#our flag means death#good omens#good omens 2#gentlebeard#blackbeard#aziracrow#txt#og#mine#listen i love pattern recognition as much as the next person but please. please.#the similarities between ed/stede and azi/crow are SURFACE LEVEL#the relationship dynamics are VERY DIFFERENT#one is opposite sides of a war and sworn enemies whose lives are dedicated to The Mission who accidentally fall in love#the other one is two incredibly lonely men who have never had a real friend meeting each other later in life and becoming instant besties#they’re not the same!!! AND THIS IS A GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!!#like do y’all really want all your queer romances to be the same goddamn dynamic over and over again?????#that’s stupid! you should want your diverse romances to be DIVERSE!!!!#go/ofmd both have fancy silly blond man paired with a goth who wears dark clothes#and they both had. very tragic end-of-season cliffhangers due to the blond man’s internalized emotional hangups#but stede/azi are very different characters. and it’s ed/crowley are also very different characters#and their romances! are very different from each other!!!!!#i GET why the comparisons are being made but man they’re getting annoying lol
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rip lucy and mina you would’ve loved farcille. rip marcille you would’ve loved westenray (falin lost interest and fell asleep before finishing the book)
#dracula#lucy westenra#mina harker#mina Murray#Westenray#dungeon meshi#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#my post#dungeon meshi spoilers in tags: ->#something about it…………idk#childhood girl best friends#a blonde woman who everyone loves and idealizes#proposed to by one of her male friends. has expectations relating to marriage and who she should marry#she’s in peril pretty much immediately. everyone tries to save her but she dies.#she’s unnaturally brought back as a perversion of her former self: a cold blooded killer#the gang has to put her to rest. it’s for the best#luckily Falin is allowed more independence by surviving and having her own story rip#her best friend: an intelligent hard worker/teacher with some gender stuff going on#since iirc it’s possible that mina taught Lucy at some point?#and Marcille was a teacher/researcher at Falin’ s magic school#new women (derogatory) and ‘but those are men’s clothes!!’#all affectionate ofc it makes them more interesting characters#who goes through a mini Dark Arc (vampire mina and dungeon lord marcille)#edit: okay more thoughts. I think that Falin would watch a play or movie and not think too much of it and marcille would go#NOO IT WASNT IN THE SPIRIT OF THE ORIGINAL BOOK!!! listen to the audiobook the adaptations ruin it!!#and Falin would enjoy it more like that
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The gods won't make the same mistake twice
There's one hero Percy Jackson is similar to, someone the gods broke, and they regretted it
Someone kind, that they made ruthless
Someone loving, that they made brutal:
Odysseus
#sorry I'm half asleep#does this make sense#i barely know pj tbh#but I've been listening to the EPIC soundtrack#and like#they've both been changed by their experiences with gods#made less naïve#but still remained true to themselves and their loyalty to love#even when they couldn't fully remember#like their goals to return never changed#and idk#it feels like ironic symbolism that the fates would enjoy#that the reincarnated version of someone who Poseidon killed the men of#is his favorite son#that the only man Athena saw as somewhat of a friend and equal in intellect#is the son of her enemy#that the man Zeus forced to kill a child#is the same one that brings back his lightning bolt and scolds him?? (idk if this happens) about being a good father#like Odysseus would've#but he was born in a more god fearing time#oh yeah percy also saves Zeus's kids#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#idk i didn't read the books sorry#epic the musical
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Fuck my ass so good just so you can watch me drool all over myself and stick your fingers in my mouth easier
#i love the concept of someone pleasuring to be able to do something more trivial to me even easier#like fucking in me in the ass because they know its my favourite all because they just want to put their fingers in my mouth#going to level 100 to make level 2 a bit easier#i just love spit and the idea of drooling like yes make me feel so good i forget to keep my own saliva in my mouth#plus if i they keep their real “small” intentions a secret “i want to do something to you baby#but im not going to say what. is that ok?“#teasing me about it throughout like “you want me to show you what i was talking about dont you?”#“just keep listening to the sounds of my voice and youll know in time baby dont you worry...”#might turn it into a full post who knows#subby boys#sub men#male sub#sub thoughts#subby men#subby thoughts#femdxm#fdom stuff#fxmdom#p3gging#he gets pegged#men gets pegged#fdom#submisive men#subboy#strappon#pegg!ng#good boy#good boi
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something that makes me sad is when people tell me the healthy communication in my writing is "unrealistic."
like guys this is how me and my partner talk with eachother... I'm writing from personal experience...
#like it's sad both on the front of 'dehumanizing my real life'#but also on the front of 'you deserve to have healthy communication in your life'#like if you think this is unrealistic it means more than likely you havent experienced someone being patient and understanding with you#and that makes me very very sad#I'm sorry#also it's just rude to tell me my writing is unrealistic LOL like hey#real people talk all kinds of ways. shut up#I've been told it's also in part cause they always understand their own feelings when theyre talking#but I'm like...#theyre like mid 30-early 40 and theyre immortal and theyre going through a lot of shit#I feel like theyve thought about it a lot#also the comic takes place over the course of a year so far#we're seeing the big moments and the fun mysteries#so#its about grown men who love eachother#sorry that they think about what they want to say before they say it#also as if adam isnt constantly wrong and steve isnt constantly pushing shit down#he's only JUST RECENTLY starting to share his emotions as they come up#instead of pretending theyre not there and letting things boil over#I think people just THINK theyre communicating way too clearly because their partner#who loves them#is listening and responding with kindness#like..#idk I have a lot of thoughts about this#would LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE for this to spark a discussion#and especially for it to cause people to reread a little more critically#and perhaps even introspect on their own ideas of communication standards#I've been with my partner for 10 years. this is how we talk to eachother
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Breaking tumblr by confessing that my findings have me deducing she is bisexual with a preference for men.
#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character#[ how you say? by comparing her s*x scenes and the trajectory of animation of her kisses ]#[ and other small details like the baby daddy- the fact she’s an abnormality in drow society ]#[ and instead of thinking of this ‘fuck all men’ mindset people think she has ]#[ and comparing it more to like 1800s patriarchies but in reverse ]#[ men like Drizzt and Zak and Gromph and Jarlaxle wouldn’t have garnered their respect or#/disrespect/ if drow men were so displaced ]#[ they still had to fight and die for it but- it’s why drow men are so ruthless ]#[ me defending drow men all the time too.. because listen just because canon says a gender is worthless#doesn’t mean we are suppose to agree. ]#[ when the law says a male infant who’s an hour old should be put to the dagger doesn’t make it any less right ]#[ I feel like the fandom on a whole forgets that. ]#[ it’s like that in canon but it doesn’t make it right same as a Victorian being silenced for her voice doesn’t make it right because law ]#[ anyway i got entirely side tracked bHAHAHA ]#[ hello adhd ]#[ anyway it doesn’t mean that she likes women less just that you know ]#[ she still loves a good di*k down and isn’t repulsive of men ]#[ heck we shouldn’t have to explain this but we all know there are parts of the general fandom and twitter that are biphobic ]
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You have quite a good memory.
#never let me go#never let me go the series#1x08#1x09#parallels#palm pannakorn jannaloy#nuengdiao kiattrakulmethee#pond naravit#phuwin tangsakyuen#gifset#*brace's#//#in his letter-vows about the things he likes about Palm#Nueng mentions that Palm “pays attention and remembers small details”#😔😔#also I find it interesting that Palm remembers the story as the myth about love >between two men<‚ specifically#that might very well have been the first time he's found representation for himself in a myth#and as it is for every other queer folk who's not used to listening about themselves in stories#that part seems to have stood up to him the most#a man whose other half is a man? that's him!! :D#(god‚ he hopes that's him. his other half needs to be a man. if it's not a man it can't be Nuengdiao.#and he wants it to be Nuengdiao so so so so bad.)
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i love shin godzilla they really said "politicians bad except the autistic ones"
#i wish they had godzilla move at the end#boy how you so 0_0#stupid fish just like me fr#ALSO the audacity of the acting PM to be like 'hey guys i know letting america bomb japan bad but also have u considered they should anyway#'yeahh...we definitely havent looked into anything else...haha...ignore yaguchi and his autism gang they dont get it'#goro sekiguchi voice 'erm idgaf what hiromi says shes not a professional' (<- one who picked the professionals)#'ya ik the professionals basically said 'idk' and 'have u considered kys' but id rather listen to them than a girl with boy autism'#shoutout politicians i love when politicians are good people & arent yes-men to nuclear warfare & dont say 'wakatta' every other sentence#the PM was fine during round 1 ig cause he prevented two (2) potential deaths which i mean. at least he cares about the lives of his people#but then round 2 came and he said 'ykw..dense-schmense lets do this guys!' i love when the person with the most power is a yes-man 😍😍😍#but i especially didnt like the acting PM this mf only cared about the history books and shoeshining president ross#faggot style#anyway#he got better ig but only once yaguchis plan was formally submitted; im glad they went through with that instead of letting america#just as a reminder#BOMB. JAPAN. WITH THERMONUCLEAR MISSILES.#so yeah#autism always wins#as it should#shin godzilla#shin gojira#godzilla
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not to be tmi about it, but once upon a time life presented me the opportunity to have a fiery romance with my favorite journalist with whom i have a 25 yr age gap and who is a dilf
#— ai rambles#who is also a writer and now he’s a politician LOL#he’s not what you consider objectively attractive but i was in love with his brain#back then he also worked in the radio so i listened to him and read everything religiously#i admired him so much….#and i ended up sending him a friend request on FB lmao#which he accepted I WAS SHOOK#i was in uni back then 1st year ended it was summer break into my 2nd year#he texted me….and i couldn’t believe it like the man i’ve admired for so long is talking to me??????#so we slowly started texting every day….until at some point he was sending me books by mail for me to read#we were talking about meeting when i got back to [redacted] where my uni is and where i live now#bc during summer breaks i was usually at my parents house in my hometown#but i chickened out guys bc 1) the age gap scared me i was like super young okay#and 2) i wasn’t sure if he wasn’t with the woman he had kids from#men can say anything to you and you should never trust them 🤞#i did a hardcore research on the internet all fbi mode to find out about any possible clues that might hint at him still being#involved with her but i couldn’t find anything bc he’s super private about his life 💔#i slowly distanced myself from him bc what if they were still together#i didn’t want to be a homewrecker#i can be anything but i’ll never be that#i just had my doubts and suspicions and i am glad i bailed like that bc now that woman is listed as his partner when you search him up#which ofc doesn’t mean they were together all along maybe they separated and got back together#but feels like i dodged a bullet LOL#he still likes my posts on FB though and by posts i mean my photos i share from ig#but yea LOL#idk why i was suddenly reminded of him#maybe he’s thinking about me too LMAO
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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Something very fun about Epic the Musical is that it is absolutely scratching my itch for the bastardification of a character literally already was a bastard coated bastard man.
Like Odysseus briefly went through a phase where he tried being nice and it went super mega terrible for him and everyone he cared about and like. Now we’re doubling down.
We have roughly two things tethering him humanity and it’s generally compelling watching him descend deeper and deeper into darkness to get there because like. Damn it’s a wild ride to bear witness to.
I’m not in the splash zone, I’m good, so have fun sweetie. Do some atrocities. The resulting music will be great, I love it.
#seph listens to epic#epic the musical#it’s not like it’s a musical about Agamemnon or something#there’s fun bastard men and bastard men who deserve to be murdered by their wives a little#Clytemnestra did nothing wrong etc etc#god I love a corruption arc I’m sorry
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