god i love little kids, they're like aliens, they're so bizarre.
i hung out with some pre-k kids today and told them my birthday was yesterday and it was absolutely Not Computing to them that i didn't get presents so they were bringing me random shit (pinecone, tiny rock, crust from sandwich, some smushed blades of grass, etc etc) and one kid brought me a handful of sand and as he was holding it out to show me how shiny it was, noticed there was an ant in it, and his instinct for some fucking reason was to lean down and suck in a mouthful of the sand/ant???????? and sent himself into a coughing fit. literally what and why the fuck would anyone do that
fuckkk i don't have a lot of disposable income rn but an Etsy seller just sent me a discount code and all her stuff is handmade and all the reviews are good and she makes flavoured lip gloss and i love flavoured lip gloss
obi-wan buying cody little gifts that are almost painfully practical, both because he wants the plausible deniability of being able to say that they benefit the mission or improve morale or w/e, and also because he knows that cody appreciates practicality.
been a while since i’ve shared selfies so here’s pics i took of my gf & i. we went to a middle eastern wedding. yes we danced and held hands and aggravated homophobes there <3
Satoru Gojo is a notorious tease. Without a doubt he flirts about how you two will be going at it later, or how he could take you right now if you want- he for real doesn’t care like that. Nonetheless, his bites do have bark: he will always follow up with some sort of action to prove his statement. He’s Satoru Gojo of course he’s always ready and willing. Biting your ear? Of course, Hugging your sides? Absolutely. Rubbing himself on you? Small fry shit. But his favorite form of flirting is frotting against you in public. It’s an even bigger power rush seeing your tip leak before his after your insistent complaining. His finishing move is the deadliest: pulling both dicks out enough so the tips touch. To outsiders it looks like a tight hug, yet the subtle roll of both of your hips says otherwise. “Look they’re kissing”, he says will slowing the motion of his hips. Gojo is a serious tease it might even land you some trouble one day