#and lame

[claraxbarton]

Allow me to be gross

So. Patreon again.

In 10 months I'm moving across the country and abandoning the career I've been toiling away with for half my life. Hopefully I'm going to figure out something to do that won't be as soul-sucking AND financially yikes as what I've been doing.

If you've got the ability/interest in becoming a Patreon, I'm starting that up again so I can theoretically save some money to prepare for this next step.

What will becoming a patreon get you?

-Weekly Update Polls (yes, the rest of you no longer have to see them)

-drabbles and excerpts

-once or twice a month fic/art requests

-my absolute gratitude and legit cringeworthy appreciation

Here's the link again

[pyr0cue]

everyone who thinks longlegs is the best horror film of 2024 or even the decade needs to sit down and watch a list of 20 other films personally prepared by me (self appointed horror expert) and then write a 10 page essay with 10 cited sources about transphobia and transmisogyny in film and how it affects the real world.

[andy-clutterbuck]

[goodluckclove]

I used to think it wasn't accurate that valuable of a skill to be able to make people laugh with your own material and thoughts but after seeing how many comment sections in certain viral topics are filled with the same joke stolen from one meme or essay I have determined it is good to have a skill even if that skill is Goofing.

[billcyphersballsack]

Hey just wanted to let everyone know a new law just dropped. Yeah it basically says you’re not allowed to make fun of gen alpha kids who like skibbidy toilet if the following images elicits any nostalgia in you whatsoever

[inky-splotch]

Idk what to post send requests whores

[addictt-with-a-pen]

why do I walk away from every social interaction feeling like an awkward fuck-up?

[sleaze4sleaze]

Don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust-

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

How's it going, dear torturer of mine?

I would call you a "swine,"

But, I like the way these rhyme.

Okurrrr! Ignoring the fact that you called me a pig (which gave me Circe vibes lol) that was one of my favorite poems 🌹💕.

Hello, favorite mutual, most beautiful Circe

It's going quite well, if not boring I must say.

And though, unlike yours, my poem won't slay

I assure you, your poem has made my day. <3

[batboyblog]

it's true and you should say it.

[valtsv]

I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme

[nemkero]

rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful

[jzeus1]

.

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[k7ino]

my pet worms named puppy dog and kitty kat