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claraxbarton · 3 months ago

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Allow me to be gross

So. Patreon again.

In 10 months I'm moving across the country and abandoning the career I've been toiling away with for half my life. Hopefully I'm going to figure out something to do that won't be as soul-sucking AND financially yikes as what I've been doing.

If you've got the ability/interest in becoming a Patreon, I'm starting that up again so I can theoretically save some money to prepare for this next step.

What will becoming a patreon get you?

-Weekly Update Polls (yes, the rest of you no longer have to see them)

-drabbles and excerpts

-once or twice a month fic/art requests

-my absolute gratitude and legit cringeworthy appreciation

Here's the link again

#patreon #about me #im gross #and lame

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pyr0cue · 4 months ago

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everyone who thinks longlegs is the best horror film of 2024 or even the decade needs to sit down and watch a list of 20 other films personally prepared by me (self appointed horror expert) and then write a 10 page essay with 10 cited sources about transphobia and transmisogyny in film and how it affects the real world.

#Longlegs #I do believe in liking what you like but not being able to admit or analyze any of the flaws…bad..#this also isn’t very serious I’m joking I’m joking don’t come for me #I mean I do think that if you can’t understand why anyone might think there’s any amount of transmisogyny in that film ur annoying #and lame #but whatever

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year ago

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#Andrew Lincoln #*#andygifs #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred #F A C E #that hair is a beautiful nest #even his adam's apple is nice i hate myself #rogue neck fuzzies 💙#*hooks him onto my belt loop*#gray hairs are a life force #people who don't think so are WEAK #and lame

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goodluckclove · 14 days ago

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I used to think it wasn't accurate that valuable of a skill to be able to make people laugh with your own material and thoughts but after seeing how many comment sections in certain viral topics are filled with the same joke stolen from one meme or essay I have determined it is good to have a skill even if that skill is Goofing.

#I think everyone has the capacity to be funny in some way #Humor is vast #But stealing material from someone that doesn't organically fit your natural delivery is uh #Obvious #And lame

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billcyphersballsack · 11 months ago

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Hey just wanted to let everyone know a new law just dropped. Yeah it basically says you’re not allowed to make fun of gen alpha kids who like skibbidy toilet if the following images elicits any nostalgia in you whatsoever

#the boomerfication of my generation makes me weep #you can’t claim cringe culture is dead if you’re creating a new cringe culture for someone else #I support bullying children in an older sibling “I was like you once and your reflection of me is unsettling’ way #but if you’re giving kids grief for liking dumb internet things you’re stupid #and lame #and cringe

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inky-splotch · 9 months ago

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Idk what to post send requests whores

#undertale #underverse #ink #error #ink sans #error sans #not a ship #shitpost #they’re so stupid #AND LAME #digital art #sans #sans au #splotch piece

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fishloop · 10 months ago

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I can fix it ...... I promise

#art #no fandom tags i dont want them finding me #i watched the whole show (not on amazon 🙏) and its ... so messy #just very very messy #and lame #i dont like it and whenever it has something going it crushes it #so many ideas so little exploration #shrugs

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matchasilver · 6 months ago

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Imagining my shelf with my Dimitri plush when I decide to get a Hua Cheng. I will then have only two character plushies, but both are big brooding men with wild hair who are missing their right eyes...

What does it mean that they are the only characters that have possessed me enough that I want to hold them tangibly...

#means their undying and murderous loyalty has grabbed me by the throat and i melt when is see them #binghe is um more so but Hua Cheng is objectively more cool #and lame #bc he and Dima look hella cool and can and will do anythibg to protect their lvoed one but DON'T .#welllll they do go off on rampages but at least its out of love and not just a temper tantrum.#binghe... you poor baby #binghe makes me BURN THO HOLY FUCK YOU LIGJT A FIRE IN ME #TMI DONT READ MORE BUT #i bought a toy for a charavter and bow i cannot imagine it as any other character thanLBH or dima....#hhhhhh

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addictt-with-a-pen · 7 months ago

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why do I walk away from every social interaction feeling like an awkward fuck-up?

#lol #it’s even worse when the person is way better than me #I wish I wasn’t so awkward #and stupid #and lame #and mistake prone #oh well i guess #¯\_(��)_/¯#personal #my post

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beheadable · 1 year ago

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Don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust your brain after 10 pm don’t trust-

#the minister speaks #wooyeah back to the feeling extremely inadequate #and lame #punching my brain stomping it fucking throwing it into the ocean #putting my brain in timeout better learn to damn behave

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kaleb-is-definitely-sane · 2 years ago

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How's it going, dear torturer of mine?

I would call you a "swine,"

But, I like the way these rhyme.

Okurrrr! Ignoring the fact that you called me a pig (which gave me Circe vibes lol) that was one of my favorite poems 🌹💕.

Hello, favorite mutual, most beautiful Circe

It's going quite well, if not boring I must say.

And though, unlike yours, my poem won't slay

I assure you, your poem has made my day. <3

#that was so bad #and stupid #and lame #why did i post that #oh god take me now

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complexparadise · 2 years ago

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it’s okay

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valtsv · 5 months ago

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I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme