#and its not worth it

[starburstminibot]

Have I yet to mention.... that I have a Breakbee playlist...

If you may notice... it starts out with some... rocky relationship songs (their themesong IS Casual by Chapel Roan btw) and then ends up with like... Flimsy, here for fun type of relationship songs... and then ends up with like... actual wow id die for you right here and now songs....

I know whenever I post about Breakcheck I portray breakdown as this fully devoted partner, but thats in my au and a little bit in the future from Earthspark canon. Let's be honest... Breakdown is not a good boyfriend at first... (SEASON 3 DOESNT EXIST BTW)

He's still a Decepticon, he lies to Bee, he runs away when Bee needs him. In the end he does try to do the right thing, but he makes a lot of mistakes. But Bumblebee always forgives him, and neither of them really know why.

Breakdown's sheer joy at the chance to be a father with Aftermath is what inspired his change in my AU. it takes him finding out about Bee carrying to actually get his life together and start actually trying to be better for Bee.

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[chaser]

While I'm posting here and no longer under any obligation to rep the company, I might as well share this incredibly funny story from behind the scenes that I don't think ever got out: Due to the constant problems we had around "The Chaser" being also a name of a sex thing online (you would not BELIEVE the kind of confused fan mail I had to sort through), in 2019 we had very seriously planned to rebrand our online channels.

After a laborious process whittling down hundreds of potential names we settled on another alcohol related term, a popular Australian slang term for wine, as we thought that was in the spirit of "The Chaser" but also uniquely Australian.

Literally the only reason we didn't end up rebranding was the whole company fell into an omnishambles in 2020, and we were all too busy both figuratively and literally putting out fires to even think about doing a full company rebrand.

And that, my friends, is how The Chaser through sheer dumb luck, managed to avoid what would have gone down as possibly one of the worst company rebrands in the history of everything, when that same name came to mean something else VERY different a few years later:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[dimeadozencows]

My personal understanding of the situation

[dible-png]

I think momo has a lot of fun messing w her powers (consciously or otherwise)

[lil-lemon-snails]

sometimes you just need to hear it v some stills below the cut v

[buggachat]

drawing ladynoir to heal my soul

[asthedeathoflight]

Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeff having his midlife crisis in FNAF into the pit

[kimikaami]

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

[yennyinc]

Isn’t that worth holding on?

[wolfziedraws]

Even cowgirls get the blues

[pansy-picnics]

“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping