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Guys this is very funny but I haven't worked at the Chaser for over a year - this account is more deserted than an American library, please save your money! (but thankyou all the same generous user)

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This just in

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Judging by the number of hirsute men in our inbox, it appears "chased by a bear" means something very different on this platform

whyd you decide to go with "the chaser" as ur whole thing? just a fondness for alchohol, or an inside joke, or smth else entirely? sorry if im bothering you

Glad you asked! We named our newspaper while being chased by a bear

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Initial data seems promising

Tumblr observation day four: Analysis has led us to believe one would simply need to post something as inscrutable as "Feelin extra fergalicious at this grocery store" in order to attain high praise on this website. We will investigate and report back.

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Feelin extra fergalicious at this grocery store

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This just in

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Hello brand (derogatory),

I humbly request that you add alt text to images so those who can't read images get to enjoy the horrible headlines you post. I believe in equality for all and think that if I have to put up with a brand ruining/ enhancing my Tumblr experience, everyone else should too.

Alright the Destiel image now has alt text, but may it be on your head

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Hello brand (derogatory),

I humbly request that you add alt text to images so those who can't read images get to enjoy the horrible headlines you post. I believe in equality for all and think that if I have to put up with a brand ruining/ enhancing my Tumblr experience, everyone else should too.

Alright the Destiel image now has alt text, but may it be on your head

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you know how cane toads basically took over despite being an introduced species because they're incredibly well adapted to the environment and too poisonous for native wildlife to kill? pretty sure that's how your tumblr is turning out

You're doing well on Tumblr! (derogatory)

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This is too good to leave in the tags

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We got you

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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Yea that's fair

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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Alrighty then

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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Very kind Mary, we look forward to being avenged one day!