#and it's senior year

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

[wanologic]

💅💅💅

[rizzlegukgak]

sorry i swear to god there are like. ten fantasy high fans who are also fans of dungeons and dragons. im so so tired of people like “if they do another season which is soooooo unlikely they should do *insert something that’s compelling from a purely storytelling perspective but throws away the whole fucking reason why the show is what it is here*” instead of just understanding what a dungeons and dragons campaign is and how the pacing of the show has developed for the previous three seasons.

WHEN they do a fourth season (which they will, because they have no reason not to. it’s dropouts most popular PRODUCT period end of sentence) it will be called senior year and it will be the bad kids (potentially minus fig, because emily axford has voiced her opinion that she would like to play another character in the world of spyre) saving the world one last time as their senior year capstone project. over the course of that season they will level up to level 20, because that’s the dream of every single dungeons and dragons campaign and this is their ONLY opportunity to show us level 20 characters in dungeons and dragons legitimately. and they’ve set themselves up perfectly by leveling up five times each season so they’ll be level 20 for the final fight. adaine will cast wish. gorgug will have three attacks and better artificer equipment. fabian will have better bard spells and a third attack also. riz gukgak will be practically immune to AOE damage. kristen will cast divine intervention and it’ll work on a 20 or less. ally’s gonna roll a one on the d100. it’s going to be incredible.

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet but... Jace, while still alive, is probably going to jail, which leaves Aguefort without a Sorcery teacher for next September.

Do you know who: 1. just came to town, 2. is staying for at least a year, 3. seemingly has innate spellcasting, and 4. has actual experience taking care of and stewarding teenagers?

Picture it: First day of Senior Year, Gorgug Thistlespring walks through the halls, a rockstar drummer, pioneer of the Barbificer multiclass, and four time savior of the world. He's feeling great, this is gonna be a good year. Then he turns a corner and sees him.

There he is, in all of his High Elven glory, trying desperately to wrap his head around to whom his new students are referring to when mentioning this "chat" person. Professor Telemaine Lomenelda, Aguefort’s newest Sorcery teacher.

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

[thegreatpeanut]

senpai 🌸

[akdw]

Above all, Percabeth are besties. They laugh hysterically at the weirdest or dumbest jokes and are complete crackheads together. They’re always slightly annoying to the rest of the room because they keep cracking jokes. They tease each other relentlessly BUT they’re the only ones allowed to do that! If Percy hears anybody else call Annabeth a smartass or if Annabeth hears anybody else call Percy dumb-oh, it’s over for those people. They have sleepovers. They talk shit about people(or gods!). They keep bringing up the other ones embarrassing or goofy moments. Beyond soulmates, beyond boyfriend and girlfriend, they are BEST FRIENDS. It’s what they started as, and they still are today, even if their relationship has evolved past that.

[swampybogg]

[milo-igidk]

put your clothes back on were going to talk about how musicals are the best media to adapt books in cause its the only one that allows the characters to express their feelings and internal monologue as they do on page

[captainsparklefingers]

If I had a nickel for every time a former cleric of Helio created a new god in the Aguefort Adventuring Academy gym, I'd have two nickels. Which is fuckin' wild.

[turquoisemagpie]

“YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME! YOU SUCK!!”

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[otlwoozi]

놓치고 십지 않아, 부디 내게 상처를 내줘.

i don't want to let you go, please, leave me scars.

[bixels]

I just... wanted to be your friend.

[cadillacjohnf1]

Just a quick post to point out that yesterday, 14 year-old Luna Fluxa Cross became the first female to win an FIA International Championship since 1966!