#and it's not even a mukbang

[wildernessuntothemselves]

I know crumbl is bad for workers and the calories are horrendous etc etc but tell me why I am obsessed with watching people eat it?

[emacrow]

The Watchtower found a enormous floating crystallized casket in space. Part 2.

The one idiot to accidentally open the casket was Francis whom just came to work and decided not to check the do not get near tape wrapped around the casket by Constantine who was too busy at the moment to explain why they shouldn't open it.

He wa so getting fired when one of the corpses slowly rose and stretched slowly, cracking a couple joints. It was the middle corpse that was a young boy, who rubbed his close eyes and opened them to reveal glowing lararus green eyes that was enrapturing Francis deeper and deeper as the light kept him staring deeper and deeper until...

Which seem like it was a mere 5 minutes, but unfortunately for Francis to unholy scream as his eyes, nose and ears literally bleed, his mind ruptured beyond belief as he saw the very end of what becomes of the living when they become dead.

Which alerted the justice league immediately to the laboratory section of the watchtower.

Only them to see Francis passed out on the floor, bleeding slowly from his face, and a corpse missing from the casket where the other two remains.

Batman immediately got everyone of on a man-corpse hunt around the watchtower base for 3 hours straight..

Only for Flash to speak through the comms..

"I found him. He in the kitchen." Flash spoke as he watch in slight horror and amazement as he watches this kid eating a enormous amount of unique combination of food mashed together like an unholy yet fascinating dish.

The kid looked much more ravenous then a man dying for thirst in the Gobi desert when flash found him first, literally raiding the fridge, eating every leftover and frozen food items as he almost got flash hand as well if it weren't for his extra fast reflex before getting an idea to distract the once corpse being with a large enough meal to keep him occupied.

Meanwhile danny only took a nice long vacation nap in his casket for a lil 10 days as a break from king work... which would've been about 100 years in another dimension before he gotten a not so good awakening and his dormant caveman reptilian brain went straight to hunt food instinct until his main consciousness wake up later.

[amid-fandoms]

ngl on this part my eyes stopped working apparently cause i thought dan slapped phil's thigh

[nano30cm]

ain't they cute?

[starredhowell]

hearing that ii & the gaming hiatus really almost was the end of dan and phil really makes me emotional but also so grateful. like knowing we have all these gaming videos and they interact with us all the time and theyre GOING ON TOUR?!?! when the alternative was that???

like im never gonna complain about waiting for an upload or missing them again. even coming from someone who was here thru the whole hiatus like. knowing we were almost eternally in that period of hardly any communicaion and an unsure phil… im so grateful to everything we DID get in that era like dan did a lot of big projects that were so cool & phil was trying to keep us happy but man it was such a weird time and that could’ve been forever…

and now we are in the best possible era and i feel they are happier than ever and WE are too because they are… it’s such a complex ball of emotional spaghetti im going to need to process this for a long time

[hingefreelester]

He jsut fucking. Sweet potaters on the oven tray no partchment paper??????? What the fuck.

[fishshit]

ok so i've been watching lots of mukbang compilations recently and this has been haunting me for months: yuuri and viktor trying to cook and eat spicy noodles as guests on a popular media channel.

but like, they aren't even trying to be quiet, especially viktor. they talk a lot, there's a bit of casual chaos going on, they are laughing and getting interviewed while they are cooking the noodles. they're just about to eat when yuuri realises something is wrong. the noodles are as white as his husband's buttcheeks.

he pauses, trying to process what just happened because those noodles look nasty and turns to his husband. viktor is looking at the camera like a kid got caught while stealing cookies.

"viktor?"

"hm?"

"did you do something?"

"nooo."

"viktor."

only then viktor takes out packages of spicy sauce from god knows where he's been hiding them.

"i was so scared that you're going to put so much spice in them and-" he stops talking because yuuri is laughing so hard. he starts to laugh too with the adrenaline of getting caught.

"i wouldn't put so much in yours if you told me."

"i know."

"you are ridiculous."

"i know."

yuuri pours the spicy sauce in his noodles while still laughing about viktor's antics, viktor screams when his husband moves to pour some sauce in his noodles. in the end, they sit and eat their noodles.

(there are more than thousand tweets about viktor's white ass noodles and his zero spice tolerance. yuuri is reminded once again that he's married a white man that cries and runs to the bathroom whenever he eats a little spice.)

[fryday]

Well would you want to have bad sex with Phil? Thought not!

(x) oh no, i don't fault dan for acting the way he did. man wasn't taking any chances and i respect that

[lauriesmydemon]

I had to follow through on Blair's request for a drawing of Laurie's mindpalace from today's board game club

[manchesterau]

dan's hatred for his hometown is so...it's so..........yeah

[nofacednerd]

I love having headcanons for characters that have zero relevance to the plot or backstory and have no canon evidence or reason for me to even think of it. But I know in my heart that Kimiko would fucking love turtles

[tacticalhimbo]

wakes up. lost voice. go on youtube. "nikocado avocado was a social experiment". i have no voice and i must scream

[sweet-n-s4lty]

TW// êd mentions??? Calories lol.

I’m so so so hungry and I want a chicken Caesar wrap so BAD but I alr ate too much AND gained wayyyy too much weight so I have to be good

I’ll watch a mukbang or sumn and hope it helps 😔

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

For what it’s worth? Orellia would have been great at mukbangs

[stealthatsweater]

[ahappydnp]

have we considered the possibility of mukbang 2