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when he holds you tighter as he fucks into you and his thrusts are getting faster and desperate snd erratic and his face is buried in ur neck and he's got a fistful of your hair and he can't stop telling you your tight, warm pussy is his and only his in needy growls
#my bf is visiting i just got fucked real fucking good im getting needy thinking abt it when i should be getting ready for our date 🥴#ftm nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#very nsft
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you don't get it okay... you don't understand..... .
#💬#anime and manga#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#shuro#toshiro nakamoto#greatest hits#(CLENCHES FISTS)#HIS DEFAULT STATE IS A SHY AND SENSITIVE GUY...#OKAY.?#he really needs an artsy hobby it would be so good for him#HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK HE'S ENDEARING AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT...#when falin visits they need to go bug catching#please be for real i know he's thinking falin's new feathers n fangs are adorable too
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I gotta be straight with y’all: in a story full of brutal maiming, unforgiving starvation, and scorched earth warfare, that R-i-i-i-p is probably the most real and painful thing to read for me. Every single time 😭 Being a dude, it’s a pain I also have the heavenly privilege of never knowing, which means it’s probably worse than I’m imagining 😬
It makes me feel even more for Katniss later on their Victory Tour. She’s absolutely fuming at the bullshit double standard of Peeta getting to sleep in AND keep his body hair while she has to be up early and stripped to the bone 😤 And she is so right for that. She even mentions how she actually liked the return of it 🥺 and they’re taking it away from her again 😠
This is why post-Mockingjay, I will accept nothing less than a Peeta Mellark who adores his furry-legged kitty. For one thing, he’s probably been checking out her legs since the sixth grade, hair and all. But more importantly, between now and the end of the story, he experiences probably the worst leg pain imaginable 😭 He sees no sense in being cruel to your legs, especially when you have the good fortune to still have two. He will kiss those hairy legs of hers every opportunity he gets. When Katniss speaks of them growing back together, there’s absolutely a literal component to it for me 🥰💚🧡
#boy do I not care for venia’s scoffing here too#thinking about her visiting everlark post-mj and begging katniss to let her tweeze her brows#but peeta standing in the background gives venia a death glare and low growl and she slowly puts her tweezers away#katniss is a real one for excusing the prep team and seeing the good in them#but I can’t agree with her that their complicity in the horror of the hunger games is excusable due to their ignorance#I’ll save my venting of the prep team for another day tho#thgreread2024#thg#the hunger games#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark
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as much as i enjoy the idea of jitka finding out about hansry and helping them hide it and hans and jitka having a friendly platonic marriage while the three of them de facto raise heinrich together, i personally cannot wait to see hans being the worst husband ever
jitka, despite being nervous and scared out of her mind still being hopeful, and immediately losing that hope when she sees the dead and empty look in hans's eyes at the altar.
any excuses she had thought up fleeing her mind like a gut punch as she pretends not to notice hans slipping out of the bed on their wedding night and not coming back.
pretending how it doesn't feel like she's being strangled that hans couldn't be happier whenever he's being called away from her company, that he never stays in her bed chamber longer than he has to and that he never slept through a whole night with her.
eventually coming to terms with the fact that let alone hans's love, she will never even have his affection or a scrap of his attention. eventually not caring, and growing just as distant when she bears him his son, and trying not feel stung when hans doesn't even seem to notice.
but when she stops caring, she starts letting herself notice. starts to notice how whenever she sees him around, it's beside kobyla's bastard. how he can't seem to ever run out of reasons to summon him, how he never runs out of jobs for him to do, to keep him around, keep him close. how he always has a reason for him to accompany him on hunting trips, on political talks, on 'just needing to get away for a while'. away from her, away from their son.
how he always insists he's the only entourage he needs.
and how eventually she decides, fine. if this is how you want to play it, so can i.
#martie.txt#kcd2#hansry#jitka of kunstadt#they end up being in the same i'll keep your secret you keep mine kind of marriage just with no love#no companionship no friendship#just bitterness and regret#like let's be real hans is so selfish with everyone but henry this man would not be a good husband#he would not be capable of being courteous#even though it's not her fault he would hate her for taking his freedom away from him#for taking him away from henry just as he got him#i might maybe write something full length for this bc i can't get this image of their marriage like 8 years down the line with henry as de#facto captain of the guard since radzig would've named him his heir at that point#set up in remote estates hans had gifted him that they constantly visit on 'hunting trips' that are equipped with very few servants#because henry is 'still a humble peasant blacksmith at heart' of course#and hans being kind of terrible father as well#not because he doesn't love his son but because he can't look at him without being overwhelmed by how much he wishes he could've actually#been henry's not just with his borrowed name#and henry loving him like a son but being unable to show that and express that. so he teaches him sword fighting shows him how to hold a bo#loves him in any way that his station allows him to#and jitka suggesting some names after he was born#having ideas but hans immediately and coldly shutting them down with 'no. it's going to be heinrich'#gahhhhhhhhh#didn't mean to write another whole ass fic in the tags but this concept has me by the throat
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False Corpse and Supposed Defilings of a Collegue and Child
So, we all love misunderstandings and miscommunication. Obviously. So, Danny's ghost form is very much frozen at 14, and he is working with the Justice League on the basis of Ghostly MattersTM. He was able to make a duplicate of himself for class because he had to help the League with a very important matter with guidance from Vlad, but it was very much rushed and just outright died at the end after it got back.
So Vlad has to bury it, but someone sees him doing that. Anyone, really. Dash, Lancer, Val, someone not in the know. And Danny isn't seen for a while. The League do not think Danny is an immortal God, and "know" he's a dead trans boy from Illinois who wants to save people.
He makes offhand remarks about Vlad, and even if the two of them are on good terms now Vlad's actions seem outright despicable without context. Danny's used to Vlad's ridiculousness so he doesn't see him in that light and can't really conceptualize that it could even be considered.
"You know how it was, obsessed with me and my mom, despised my dad. Said I took after her."
"Oh you know, he made a daughter with me, not that I had a choice in it. I love her with all my heart, though."
"Yeah, he was a real fruitloop. Ranting about I would be his and all that."
This is very much concerning so the League, so they investigate, and the person who saw lets it slip. They also do spot Ellie, and she just chats with Danny's work friends she heard so much about. Doesn't outright say she talks with Danny still, or she knows him presently. Says how much she loves her papa, and hasn't seen her dad in forever. (A collective wince from the JL since, well, said dad is dead.) Mentions how Vlad's a bit stressed, probably from DalvCO contracts. They also see Vlad acting so goody goody with the Fentons, take that as you will.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#Now the real meat of it#good parents jack and maddie#They're trying to make up for it. REALLY hard.#redeemed vlad#dan phantom#Vlad's gotten therapy. He has bi-weekly visits with Jack and Maddie.#Danny is not the ghost king.#He's ghost prince#The Infinite Realms are just defaulting back to an Oligarchy with the Ancients and more informed ones handling general business.#They were doing alright for the centuries Pariah was gone I'm sure they'll be good for like another 10 years.#trans danny phantom#If that's not your pace that's alright.#I do find the concept a lil nifty.#I don't know how Danny would be dead if he still comes to school. It's probably summer break and he's away. Sorry.#Vlad was really creepy alright?#And I wanted to play with the fact that the Justice League do work with a dead child in that case.#And a little bit of corpses.#danielle phantom#Ellie and Vlad had to be dragged like ally cats to Family Therapy.#They got better. Have a nice Father Daughter both are feral dynamic.#Continuations are not only accepted#they are loved.#danny phantom
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Emmrich is fastidious in his grooming habits and wouldn’t be caught dead (lol) looking anything other than his best at all times, but don’t let that fool you into thinking he’s afraid to get dirty: the man works with the deceased. Embalming people requires a strong stomach. If anything he’s the one stepping up to deal with the bag of extremely rotten carrots that fell behind the shelf in the pantry and remained there for a month before the smell got so bad *someone* had to deal with it.
It makes his entire DAY when the gang stumbles upon a corpse that’s been dead for awhile and he’s going, “The advancement of tissue gas at this stage of decomposition has turned his skin that striking chartreuse colour - if you gently press on it you can actually feel the bubbles snapping under the dermis! Give me your hand, Rook!”
Meanwhile everyone else is gagging or actually throwing up because of the smell alone - never mind the green bloated dead guy.
#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age emmrich#veilguard#datv#the man loves gross things let’s be real#i just had a tissue gas memory and thought of this#her cremation paperwork was delayed so we had to wait to cremate her#our lead embalmer was at the chapel because i needed his help with a visitation that wasn’t looking good#and he smelled the tissue gas lady from upstairs and practically ran down to the crem#just to take the lid off her container and give me a lecture about tissue gas#the lecture uh… stuck#as did the smell
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#tumblrstake#queerstake#love getting the real deets from my septa- octa- and nonagenarian friend who were there#and what their parents and maybe even grandparents had to say about it.#i have been told unpublished Joseph Smith III stories. let alone old policy and church screwups and the mildly bizzare recollections#also so many stories about encountering/being visited by the 3 Nephites from generations#that kind of lore is the best#yes. pls tell me what you learned in sunday school in 1960.#thanks for the primary book from 1947#Fred M Smith got caught with a beer by Joseph Smith III (his dad) . he hid it in his tuba but tripped#the beer rolls out of the tuba and is picked up by no one other than father JSIII#he hands it back to fred and says something along the lines of “you dropped this”#like where else are you gonna get that#rlds faction “war” where???? kerala 🤯 year?? 1990s#that one was from an ex apostle and is declassified and i used some artistic liscence in description.#community of christ prevailed. but apostle who came to prepare new ministers that had to take over after schism legally can never go back#no one died afaik#i'm just impressed by the apostle who was risking his life for the church in kerala bc theres more to it than this#good history#idk the lgbtq+ history that well other than they did have a group for them at Conference in the 70s#and no open old lgbtq+ friends
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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#ok besties please pray for me about the following things:#1) i just got home from my grandpa's funeral and can we pretend you knew the whole time and don't need to say anything#for whatever reason it is not something i'm wanting to process online or even really with in person friends#all's well and he's with the Lord and the funeral itself was gorgeous#but there's various pain and grieving in the family and also the family time gave me a good bit to think about#2) i have 8 days before visiting family ~again~ for a bridal shower in ohio#and leading up to this trip i was sick and the trip was moderately exhausting#and i'm feeling more and more urgently the need to actually let my body rest but the obstacles are constant#and during those 8 days i need to do a great deal of dissertation writing and editing#plus you know. easter#3) i just got sent an apartment listing for where i am moving and it feels real and pressureful in a new way#both the stress of should i go for this one do i want to deal with the problems?#and the sadness of committing to something new and letting go of here.#both those things i believe will be helped by me getting inside and eating dinner so i will be doing that soon#on the praise side this puts me close to some of my grandpa's siblings#who were all at the funeral and so excited for me#i really really love and admire that side of the family more the more i know them#they were also a really big family and very hardworking and faithful and! good at celebrating together!#ok that's all i love you guys. if there's any week to be processing big questions and having a funeral it's holy week
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#🍂 arian's shit#death note#lawlight#remisa#i have got to prioritize one for this week i really want to get some death note fics out soon#remisa au rem is a groundskeeper at a graveyard and misa comes to visit her parents every day#and that's how the two meet and fall in love#lawlight coffee shop light works at a cafe as a barista#L comes to visit the cafe and always tells him a different name each time#and light is determined to find his real name#lawlight canon is like. three years after L dies light finds the footage of the cctv cameras of the hq during the yotsuba arc#seems simple enough but it's just light grieving where he watches the videos all day and just. thinks about L#thinks about them together in the good old days before L died#last one yeah L dies as normal but he returns as a ghost and he haunts light
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FINALLY WRITING AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE OVER A WEEK YAHOOOOOO
#real life got busy w family visits#i feel FREE!!!! even though i had such a good time w them all#sunny talks
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although I enjoyed season2 I missed the unionisation themes that were being set up at the end of the first season. lumon presenting a history of conflict between departments to incite separation, MDR and O&D choosing to bridge the gap of distance anyway. The unfinished map Petey made suggesting that the severed floor was larger than they initially comprehended, the anti-severance protest groups outside of lumon fighting for workers' rights. we had a brief hint of that at the start of the season with lumon assimilating the MDR uprising into its incentivisation methods, the implication of lumon as an international enterprise with the new characters that were very quickly dropped and forgotten about, and it was interesting to see the background contextualisation of lumon's industry being propagated by child labour (especially considering the severance procedure in effect makes the adult innies like children, tabula rasa innocents).
but the majority of the characters became incredibly isolated this season anyway and the show became less of a satire of workspaces and more about the way severance as a procedure complicated their romantic relationships. I was kind of hoping this season would lean into some more consequences with regards to petey's legacy in mark's mind post reintegration, and also the mapping out and unionising of other isolated departments on the severed floor beyond the oddity of mammalians nurturable.
#severance s2#severance#kind of reminds me of the magic of the first season of stranger things#where the stories started out isolated and then all came together in a beautiful overlap#I was hoping there would maybe be more of that?#the finale with the two marks communicating as well was excellent#and I was kind of wishing (what with the opening theme's new animation) that there would be more innie/outie communication#like why doesn't helena ever chat with helly? I felt like that was missing#or why is irving's outie still a mystery?#I felt like outie irving and burt were really rushed too#they barely knew each other in the real world and their interaction at dinner was awkward#and then by the end of the season they're having a tearful goodbye and I just don't believe it Im sorry#I don't know#a lot of thoughts and not all of them are finalised#if they're going to spend this season answering questions then I kinda wish they just Did That#instead of leaving more#so we can get to the good stuff#also the way O&D was just dropped#they never visit each other despite the addition of hall passes#also I have not forgotten the mirror room that was promised in the stop motion animation#they never visit the mirror room? why not? I wanted the funhouse scifi shenanigans#also no pineapple dunking? huge error
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So.. the Krew are going to get their "hearts desire" at the end or near the end of the campaign. What do you think they'll get?
#i genuinely dont know#i mean for some of them theres things that are like 'i can see you want something but i feel ypu could get that on your own'#maybe gricko would wanna be able to go home and visit his mom#or give his mom a better life?#or maybe something to do with rescuing animals#frost??????? i dont know????#maybe also his parents??? maybe some weird secrets of the universe#kremy could easily be 'i want riches' but it probably more complex than that#'i want a good life' maybe#torbek ummmmm???#clearly a paper towel roll#Gideon is straight up a mystery to me#also this is not an invitation to tell me a wilds beyond the witchlight spoiler i dont wanna know if its not a real thing#anyway thoughts#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#torbek#gideon coal#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#text#ouaw spoilers#technically i guess
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Oh this is scathing





#German memory culture is so fascinating#Also to some extent french#My mother often claimed that we had Jewish ancestry and that a great-grandmother of mine was Jewish#Turns out she'd based that on ''Women talking a weird language'' coming to visit her grandmother#anyway after a whole round of genealogical research we learned that i actually have an Austria-Hungarian great-great-great#grandfather#that is; my great-grandma was talking her mother's home language with cousins that were from three towns over#and they spoke very bad Serbo-Croatian amongst themselves and often just switched to french#but my mother constructed in her mind this whole thing about us being part Jewish and she used to be fascinated by#Woody Allen Roman Polanski Claude Lanzmann the Marx Brothers Jewish humor etc.....#(My mother also spent six months in Germany as a teen during student exchange. i blame them)#But yeah this idea that since i'm neurotic and i had a big nose i was somehow secretly Jewish was drilled into me#She also thought that since my grandpa is Andalusian he probably had some Sephardic blood#Which. What exactly is supposed to be meant here by blood ??? Völk ? Blut ? one-drop rule ??????????#anyway this brand of philosemitism is becoming more and more repulsive to me#Jews are not an enlightened scholar-priest-stand-up-comedian caste with magical blood. They're an imagined community#Same as every other nation; religion; family; culture. Like everybody else they are as good or bad or interesting as imagination allows#And if we have to do weird philo-ism of an outgroup devoid of content let us do what writers have done for 500 years and#Write about talking animals#I'd rather we all collectively hallucinate the houyhnhnms as the quirky fun minority rather than cast real people in that role#or the pigs Napoleon was part of or whatever
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you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.
#I know anti-Santa people who are not smug but the anti-Santa influencers are getting smugger and smugger each year#my generation was not raised to cope with loss of childhood#pro-tip: it comes back when you have your own children#I know because I get a taste of it whenever I visit my friends’ kids#mobile#x#Christmas#Christianity#history#mythology#let kids believe in magic again#you know what believing in magic did for me? trained my heart to recognize the wondrous when I see it#trained me to accept that I don’t and can’t know everything#trained me to live by the faith of adherence when i cannot enjoy the faith of assurance (Matthew Henry)#I was the only person in any of my friend groups who ever believed in Santa#and you know why I didn’t feel betrayed to find out I’d misplaced my belief? because Santa is real.#someone moves even terrible parents to give good gifts to their children on the same holy day every year#someone moves the imagination to ensure that the darkest week of the year will produce the most ethereal lights#someone moves the ancient and forgotten back into our conscious present minds#and if you’re wondering whether I’m talking about Jesus or Santa that’s a GOOD thing!#that’s the whole point!#the Santa mythos *impacts* people all over the world. and that is an act of Providence whether you believe in God or not
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Okay okay, but what if- Talia is the doctor that Catherine goes to when she starts getting sick. Maybe Jason is interning at the same hospital Talia works at (she moved to Gotham for Bruce but they're...not working out) when it starts getting bad and so he brings Cathy to the best doctor he knows. Technically, Talia isn't supposed to do any of these procedures for free. In fact, she could get very fired for it, but she's the best damn doctor in Gotham, and her work son needs help. So she agrees, and it's a very good thing because without intensive treatment, Catherine would certainly suffer until the gruesome end.
Well, they go through with the treatment, and somehow manage to hide it all from the higher ups (likely with bribery), and Talia starts getting to know her patient. Catherine is...a lot. She's sharp and clever and sweet. She used to bring coffee and pastries to share for lunch before she was confined to her bed. She likes braiding Talia's hair since her own is too brittle to touch these days. Sometimes she asks Talia to do her makeup, to make her look a little more alive than she feels.
Talia thinks they both know that the treatment isn't going to work for long, at most Talia can keep her on enough painkillers for it to be painless but time is running out. The most Catherine can hope for is making it to Jason's graduation. Sweet, worried Jason who visits Catherine as often as he can, diligently doing his homework at her bedside as if he can rush his graduation anymore than he already has. Maybe he knows that she doesn't have much longer too. Catherine hopes so, because she can't bear being the one to tell him. Talia thinks it might ruin her as much as Jason if she has to tell him their Cathy has a scant few months left.
Ra's doesn't mind sharing for a good cause, the pit is constantly regenerating itself after all, it's not like he's really losing anything. But Gotham isn't exactly known for birthing people who are pure of heart, he fears what a corrupted soul might do to the pit. He demands to meet the woman Talia is so insistent on saving. He knows better than most that his daughter's heart can be soft, often for people who don't deserve it. It's that same love that stole her away to the cursed land to begin with.
And Jason insists on coming with, naturally. So for the first time in months Catherine is out of bed to go on what might be her last trip if this experimental, vague cure doesn't work. Her last trip as her if it doesn't work as intended. She's nervous, and not just because she's never been on a private jet before. She agrees that Jason can come but she refuses to let him in the room. She doesn't like the sickly green glow beyond the door and she won't risk him getting radiation poisoning, or worse.
Ra's as it turns out, is far more interested in Jason than Catherine when they get there, which Talia is hardly surprised by. Damian is still a baby, just beginning to toddle around and while he just adores his grandfather, babies aren't the best company. The fact that Jason is a humanities buff and a child prodigy certainly helps. Talia hardly has to convince him of anything, he's ushering them into the basement before the week-long trip has even reached the third day.
He insists he be the one to conduct the procedure, however. Jason and Talia are left to sit on the stairs at the end of the hall as Ra's wheels Catherine into the Lazarus room.
Talia has to put her full weight into holding him when Catherine starts screaming.
#if any of you bring up pit madness I'll kill you IT'S NOT REAL AND IT'S STUPID+ BORING#pit madness truthers get off my page#pit side effects truthers...we can have fun here#buff super mom Cathy anyone?#buff magic super mom Cathy even?#if you're wondering where Willis is this can be an au where they have a Lavender Marriage#He's making out sloppy style with Two-face rn#Cathy didn't want him to watch her die though so he hasn't been allowed to visit her 🥲#Cathy is fineeee guys#she's just having every cell in her body taken apart and reformed and her whole genetic makeup is being switched around#dc#do I put this in my writing#it wasn't a real story it's just an outline#I guess#my writing#catherine todd#talia al gul#Catalia#Cathalia#jason todd#ra's al ghul#good dad Ra's Al ghul#btw#good dad AND good grandpa
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