#and it’s 12:40 AM for me

[cameronsprincess]

good morning you spicy little fuck nugget☺️ @drewstarkeyslut today is going to be one hell of a day, filled with all sorts of chaotic fuckery that’s completely out of your control, but guess what? you’ve got this because you’re a spicy slice of salami ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ( i combined two of them together 😂😂😂 )

[squigglyoctosquigglez]

i just finished the christmas that goes wrong 2 hour radio thing and . i had a thought

[eclipsen-smiles]

Now that I’m thinking about it.

The reason I let p.ai.nter be on the good side isn’t because he’s fictional. It’s because they’re sentient.

If you don’t let a generative AI make art. Nothing will happen.

If you don’t let P.ai.nter make art. He actively falls apart.

Because, like human, p.ai.nter makes art as a form of expression.

And like humans, p.ai.nter without expression, is just a husk.

P.ai.nter gives his art meaning just like a person would. Sure, the meaning they have is more barebones than a humans…

But that’s because he’s been closed off from everything for years on end. You would struggle to with meaning, if you parents were dead and you’ve never seen the outside world in years.

[weaselmcdiesel]

um um um hahaha. i know i said id do the withc au but ahhhh... eto.. bleh?

HARVEST MOON TIME GO

[lloydfrontera]

male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

[andiwriteordie]

we’re in love.

@nnilkyway & @strangeswift & @astrobei​ this is for you

[randomminty]

Putting my iono and grusha here as well. They’re friends for streaming reasons

[ravenbrooks]

Not Nicky

Summary: Trinity notices that Nicky hasn't been acting the same recently

‌ Nicky wasn't always the kid who spread rumors about Mr Peterson. Once he was the kid who said the human race was ruled by aliens and said he'd convince a rabbi of that. Once he was the kid that ran around town with Aaron Peterson and pulled pranks on every adult they could find. Once he was the kid with the bright, blue-green eyes that said he wasn't going to unpack after moving to Raven Brooks.

He's none of that now.

Now, there's no trace of the old Nicky. He walks home after school every day, he doesn't climb down the lattice on the side of his turquoise house at night, his room isn't full of boxes from the last time he moved. And he has brown eyes.

‌ "Trinity? Hellooo?" Maritza said, waving a hand in front of her face. "Jeez, you're worse than Enzo."

"Huh?" Trinity snapped out of it, looking to Maritza. "What's wrong?"

"You were just staring Nicky down. What's up with you?"

She looked over at Nicky. He was sitting st a different lunch table, for the first time. Trinity was used to sitting with him during lunch, or them both Mr Murtaugh's science lab during lunch for the inventors club.

"I guess I'm just...confused. Why's he sitting all the way over there?"

And why the hell are his eyes brown?

"He's just being weird again," Maritza scoffed, "Don't freak out or anything."

"Last time you told me not to freak out about him, we found him with a bag over his head."

"Well, he's not kidnapped this time, is he?"

Trinity shrugged, trying to pull her attention away from Nicky. They had bigger things to deal with than with Nicky sitting at a different table. It's not like he wants to deal with it anyways, so that's probably why.

"What's up?" Someone asked suddenly, making Trinity whip around to see none other than Nicky.

"Weren't you just- how did-?" She began, before getting cut off by Enzo.

"Talking about how we're going to catch that crowface. Where were you?"

"Wanted to eat quickly before coming over," Nicky said as he sat down and leaned against the lunch table. And as he did so, Trinity could've sworn she saw a black feather tucked inside his pocket.

[merevide]

caved and watched the first 5 episodes of hotd and rn all i gotta say is i wouldn't even wish the fate of being a high ranking offical's daughter/wife in the GoT universe onto my worst enemy godddd

[artfartt]

I think I made a world record

[ahsokasforce]

supernatural writers really hate women because why is when mary screws up is “why don’t you just try to be a mom for once” and when john literally abuses sam and dean for over 20 years it’s “well it’s okay dad we know you did your best” like… HE DID NOT? STAND UP!! they made dean trauma dump on mary and list all the shit that happen to them when it’s was over john’s watch because she was dead? and that “i hate you but i love you” moment? WTF??😭😭😭 they were never this harsh on john but all it took was one single season to be enough to hate her… anyways thank you supernatural for bringing her back so people could say she’s on the same bad parenting level as john and killing her off for male trauma 😻🎉 girl power girls get it done etc etc

[astrophiliaxx]

| The Collision |

This was not how Andrea envisioned her day would be. She did not expect that the two worlds would literally collide.

Warning: English is not my native language.

“W-what. Y-you look exactly like me just-just more mature, ” Andrea stuttered, looking at the woman in front of her who seemed to be the older version of her. The woman in question just stares at her for a minute with a blank expression, then looks at their surroundings.

“Who are you, ” the woman asked. “Where are we? ”

“I-I don't know this place, ” Andrea replied, after taking in the surroundings. She had not realized that she had gotten further than she planned. She only planned to walk and find a room to cool down for a while, but it seems that she got too caught up in her feelings. The earthquake that occurred seemed to be the one that snapped her out of it.

The earthquake.

It had happened so suddenly. In just a minute the world was just normal, and then suddenly the ground began to shake so intensely that there was a massive crack in the middle of the room. Then, for some odd reason, there was a blinding light that came from the crack, and as it dimmed it revealed the woman that was standing in front of her.

After this, Andrea will definitely go and ask Kara or her friends from the D.E.O. about it because it was certainly not a normal event.

“Well, isn't that just great, ” the woman muttered sarcastically, her expression showing a mix of annoyance and worriedness. However, it disappeared in just a split second and was replaced with a blank poker face. “May I know your name? ”

“I don't think it would be a great idea to give my name to some stranger. ”

“Well, it would be too late to apply the rule of not talking to strangers. Because you are already having a conversation with a stranger, don't you think, ” the woman replied, amusement mixed within her voice.

“That-that is not why I-I won't give my name, ” Andrea reasoned.

“Sure, ” the woman hummed.

“I'm telling the truth! ”

“Did I ever say that you were lying, ” the woman bit back, one eyebrow arched as she stared at Andrea.

Andrea would have responded to the woman if she had not been startled by the sudden sound of her phone ringing in her hand. She took a glance at the name of whoever was the caller before deciding to answer the incoming call.

Miranda Priestly

“Where are you, Andrea? ”

[xxxemilyg1996]

I desperately want to start playing trumpet again I literally can't stop thinking about it

[winecovered]

YOU CAN PUT THIS ON DISREALITES BUT !!!!! for another event prize can you please do landmine girl / jirai kei system member flag ? thank you :3, if you're not comfortable you don't have to but !!! - @lovesse

NO WORRIES, OOMFIE! It'll be posted later today on disrealities ^_^ the flag is sort of lame because I didn't have any ideas, whoops . . .

[oldphanny]

What's the nicest way to tell people I'm not my bosses wife?

[meiloorunsmoothie]

To quote me: I will remember your sleep schedule fondly

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me @ me

blame jimmy

i miss kyle 😭