#bipswordvomit

[oldphanny]

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[oldphanny]

What's the nicest way to tell people I'm not my bosses wife?

[oldphanny]

so a super old friend from literal primary school just reached out to me for the first time in like over a decade and they have a kid now and stuff and I'm just sitting with the fact that I'm like almost in my late 20's and literally have nothing to show for it.

Like 'what have you been up to'

Literally nothing. Trauma and nasty people being nasty. Im essentially back to where I was as a teen. So anyway, cute kid 🥺 I'm gonna keel over and die now.

[oldphanny]

Heyoo, just call me B or Bip :)

I'm 27, non-binary, and I use they/them pronouns.

And as the username suggests, I'm just an oldphanny.

I've been round these parts for a long time.

This account turned 10 earlier this year, and I was consuming Phandom content a couple years before delving into the depths of Tumblr (mostly Wattpad lol). I didn't really start posting original content until this year though; I used to just lurk cause I was wayy too shy.

I love creating silly memes, edits and other content. Very unserious. I like to make stuff that you'd probably send in a group chat to your friends to make them laugh.

Here's some of my current favourites [ x | x | x | x | x ]

Plus I make art sometimes :) [ x | x ]

Asks and messages are open to everyone, so don't be shy <3 I can be slow to reply because of time zones and social anxiety, but I do my best to get back to everyone.

I'm also going to TIT Sydney (Gadigal Land) in December! So hmu if you're going too, I'd love to make some new friends and give out some bracelets :)

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@babysmosh = Smosh

@teenagemcr = MCR

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#bipanswers = asks

#bipswordvomit = personal/non-dnp stuff

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#oldphannyppp = Phandom Phollow Phrain (500 followers)

TIT SPOILERS!

Things that I will be posting, reblogging, and discussing prior to my tit date are:

● Merch/Photocards

● M&G stuff (including photos/anything said or done during a m&g)

● Social Media Posts (made by dnp about tit/travelling etc)

● Teasers, Trailers or Interviews (posted public on any channels or social media beyond what we've seen)

● Preshow Stuff (this will be limited to text posts/reactions regarding what has been discussed or maybe photos/short clips depending on the context (one of them stacks it or they have cute outfits on as random examples))

Things I will never post prior to my tit date are :

● Photos, Videos or Audio files of anything to do with the show itself

● Audio or Video of Preshows

● Transcripts of the show itself or Preshows

● Any post discussing particular segments in length

Here are some things that may make me want to post:

● Phan Conspiracies

● Off script comments to one another

● Funny/Memeable moments that happen during the show but weren't actually scripted/intended

● Revealing of new Phan information in general

Anything in the orange category will be tagged appropriately #titspoilers and other variations. So, if you have censorship in place for that tag, you shouldn't see those few posts that may or may not be made.

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Last Updated - 8.9.24