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What's the nicest way to tell people I'm not my bosses wife?
#not dnp#seriously it happens way too often because the business is customer orientated but i do a non customer facing job so they see me out in a#customer facing area covering for my boss when hes away (i am not management but ive been round the longest so my boss lets me cover for hi#like customers be like 'lol youre new' and im like 'no' and so immediately it becomes 'ohh so youre the wife!!' like brotha ueeehhhh#no i just do computer/office stuff your not supposed to know i exist please ewwww#my boss is in his 40s and talks mad shit about his wife please brother eeewwwwww#i tried so hard to recreate this story without doxing myself :)#i also literally like like an oversized 12 year old boy going through his first emo phase please ewww#ewwwwwwwwwww2#do i look that old like i kmow im 27 and could hypothetically be married but idk i feel like way too young for that lol#bipswordvomit
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brighteyedjedi replied to your post: Obi-Wan likes to be called Master in the bedroom...
Ewwwwwwwwwww2
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Look you grossed your nephew out!
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