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I've been regularly taking melatonin lately, and I've been having the best sleep ever, unfortunately there's also the horrors (very vivid nightmares I don't want to talk about)
#*talks about it*#today I had very long nightmare were I started to work in a school and nothing worked#1st- I forgot the worksheets so I had to talk to someone in the corridor for help but they told I had to go print them myself and gave me-#intructions to the printer room#2- I got lost and desperate because I was leaving the students alone for too long#3- I was sweaty from running around so much and some students found me#4- they made fun of me for getting lost and one of them pointed out my sweaty armpits ...#5-found the printer#and it wasn't working#6- went back to the classroom and decided fuck it I'm going to make them write in their copybooks#7-tried to use my computer to avoid writing on the whiteboard because my pens weren't working and the hdmi port wasn't working#8- the principal came to the classroom to see hows it going (I'm looking a mess sweaty and puffy eyes from crying when the kids bullied me)#9- the principal gave me a weird smile#10- I woke up
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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#minecraft#the legend of zelda#tloz#murderbot#tmbd#the murderbot diaries#httyd#how to train your dragon#pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good#the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it has enough animated stuff. i still wish it wasn't live action but eh#id included#ramblings#thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.#edit: i keep seeing people tag shows they think work best in live action lol#no comment#edit edit: if i knew this many people were gonna see this i would have taken the extra 3 seconds to change the font jesus christ
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In my dream I was restringing my Ukulele then Jensen Ackles appeared and took it from me because I wasn't doing it right.
I responded with, "Bitch hands off."
#jensen ackles#thats all i remember from the dream#specifically i was putting a new red string on it#and it wasn't working
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when did this happen???
#my art#my animations#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#marcille donato#laios touden#i wanted to color it but i realized how awful my work process is and it wasn't worth it. enjoy anyways#also first frame senshi is slightly traced i'm sorry he's hard to draw from that angle
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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where was yarnaby when the doctor got snatched
#rest in pieces bro#something about this full grown man yelling out YARNABY!!!! is really pitying#your precious bodyguard didn't work out did it#who knows if he managed to train yarnaby enough to become his bodyguard by this point though#i like to imagine he did#they took advantage of the one moment yarnaby wasn't around#anyway we dont really know how harley got taken away to be turned into a brain#so this could be playing out wrong#just drew it like this for dramatic effect#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#yarnaby#dr sawyer#harley sawyer
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it's hard when you're forced into a situation with an autistic stranger (like, say, waiting for an elevator) where you're both trying to run the "how can I be a chameleon" scam on each other, and both short circuiting. it's like when ai images cannibalize themselves and start distorting into nonsense
#sorry to the lady in my class#you seem very nice#but we were trying to run the same software on each other and it wasn't entirely working#does anyone get what I'm saying though? I'm not just speaking in tongues?
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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ppl are unironically saying kamala ran a "perfect campaign", it's almost comical how dedicated dems are to never learning a goddamned thing
#major protagonist syndrome#for a start I'd like to think a perfect campaign would've won cause the other guy's sure as hell wasn't perfect#otherwise you're admitting democracy doesn't work which is valid but then a little silly to be so mad at non-voters
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You've got so much to learn
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#more like ivo gerald abandonment issues robotnik#this comic wasn't planned (yes i actually plan them) it came to me in a vision#i just thought that at first robotnik probably didn't expect stone to stay for long#but at some point he just understood that stone wasn't going anywhere#i mean he left him his manifesto. when he returned from the mushroom planet he didn't doubt for a second that stone was waiting#i think he doesn't question it anymore he just think it's natural#stone is just Like That#but initially he couldn't have known#why is he time traveling? i've no idea#also i phrased “you already HAVE stone” that way on purpose because ivo is a weirdo#good thing past ivo didn't ask “he still works for you” because that's a more complicated answer...#the badniks recognize robotnik as himself and won't attack him and that's the only reason he wasn't shot on sight#also nothing against gothbotnik future ivo is just an asshole#eggman is time traveling
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Ember please you're gonna kill him
Rewinding back to the Last Light Inn cause I haven't tormented Rolan enough. Ember's got zero shame and no interest in getting dressed before breakfast (she's worked nights for 2 decades so the fact she's awake before noon is a miracle, honestly)
If Rolan didn't owe her big time she would be getting the dressing down (hah) of her life.
The Rolan Comic Part 1 • Latest part
#Her chest is covered and she's wearing underwear. In Ember's opinion she has done enough#she only stopped in to see if Rolan would bite her head off if she sat there#This wasn't planned and she's oblivious to what she just did to him lmao#Her brain won't start working for at least another hour#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 comic#rolan x tav#tav x rolan#rolan x ember#female tav#bg3 rolan#holy rolan empire#my tav#sharky's tav#tav: ember#oc: ember#sharky art#cw: suggestive
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surfer ace 🌊☀️
#portgas d ace#one piece#fire fist ace#ough i wasn't here for so long... forget how this place works hjskdjs
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FanFiction.net is not gone.
Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.
Correction:
The new "fake" site that people are seeing still belongs to FanFiction.net—they just misconfigured their servers and are not redirecting traffic from the bare fanfiction.net to the main site at www.fanfiction.net. There is likely no malicious agent. Didn't mean to scare anyone! Just wanted to let people know the site wasn't deleted!
So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".
Please share so people stop panicking.
#i was not expecting this to become ANYWHERE near as popular as this is#sorry for the misinformation concerning why the website wasn't working#just wanted to get the point across the ffn isn't dead#fanfiction#ffn#fanfiction.net#fanfiction dot net#fanfictionnet#ff net#purs post#psa
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Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance
#Devastated#Gonna be thinking about this all day#My own flesh and blood#Wasn't even done typing#She had this one in the barrel#Locked and loaded#Ruthless#I'm dying squirtle#I'm at work I can't even go home and change
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What I liked best about Jinx and Sevika's first post-Silco talk was how well it implies why their grief is so pronounced. Every complaint the two lodged at Silco was an admission at how dependent Silco had become on them, how much he LET himself be dependent. Silco didn't NEED to let Jinx give him his eye medicine, he was perfectly capable of doing so in season one's first act. The same could be said about Sevika, because while it wasn't nearly as extreme as with Jinx, he didn't need to give her so much responsibility. Frankly it's dangerous for a kingpin to give their righthand so much power (it's supposed to be spread around), and everyone noticed, even idiots like Finn.
That's why their loss is so pronounced, in all the years they dedicated to Silco, he gave up just as much of himself to them. Silco weakened himself and trusted Sevika and Jinx to make up for it. They filled eachother out, they needed eachother, and without him there's just a hole what they all used to give eachother.
#arcane#arcane meta#silco#sevika#jinx arcane#the way they complained would have been funny if silco wasn't dead but he is so it's more of a wet laugh#it's really an act of extreme faith that silco lets jinx fight his enemies seeing that at their first encounter she ended up killing#majority of her family and killing none of his allies#and i really want to say more about how sevika just throws herself into her fights (and probably the rest of her work)#like sometimes silco didn't even think it was necessary like fighting vi#but sevika just goes for it to her own detriment at times
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