#and in canon WHO SAID THAT /hj

[frankensteinposm0]

"You better not have drawn Stan and Kyle without hats with a pink color palette and with lyrics from a Weezer song"

me:

[starry-sophrosyne]

You know what I think Leo needs? Competition. >:3 - @sopping-wet-cat-wizard

.. SWIZARD. WE'RE NOT INTRODUCING ANOTHER NEW EVIL MAN IN HERE. I'M NOT WRITING OUT TWO BASTARDS- /hj /silly

[arctic-deerfox]

do you guys think love can blossom between two nisse

[lexcat-11]

thinking about c!ranboo again

[darolor]

Also uhhh hi gang! Haven't thought about Kirby in a hot minute but I'm still alive lmao

Admittedly I've been worrying a lot about my Star Allies fic, namely characterization, and I think that's made it harder to check in bc my brain is weird like that... ^^;

I'm thinking though that at some point I may just reread what I have, and if I have enough things to change I'll just rewrite them fresh sometime and set the old ones aside as archived drafts. As for the blog itself, ig we'll see if I stick around or if I'm just popping in for a sec?

[w0rrcestershire-sauce]

had a dream about an episode where robin was confirmed canon trans got mad when i woke up

[lamb-teaa]

` last of his kind, or not

` C.2 - first impression failed successfully

—⁠ ` C.1 - dragons, flowers and what?

—⁠ tags: comedy/crack. romcom. Sylus x fem!reader. AU from Sylus's myth. canon divergence. obvious OOC. whipped and boy failure Sylus anyone? /hj.

—⁠ teaa's note: wasn't gonna write a continuation of this cuz I literally wrote it out on a whim but here we are lol thanks for reading!!

—⁠ and big thanks for the support!!: @crowleysthings @stxrrielle @sylusfluffymeow @sublimeinternetlady @clearlysworld @jinnmyc @mangooes @satansdaughter123 @alahamums @xxfaithlynxx @pirana10 @kyushii

The audacity.

Was the first thought that crossed Sylus's mind when the strong slap of Datura flowers hit his face.

His eyes narrowed dangerously, a deep growl rumbling in his throat as a snarl threatened its way out-

But he halted when the sight of your bewildered gaze morphed into a fierce defying glare followed by a venomous scowl as you bare your sharp fangs at him-

Oh.

Oh damn.

Sylus might've just gone crazy because his heart just did a flip-flop for a second there.

He opened his mouth, his brain wracking between introducing himself or getting off of you, which the latter should've been the first he should do obviously but he was caught off guard when you suddenly swiped him right across his face.

Your smaller yet still sharp claws graze against his skin as you raise your legs, kicking him square in the stomach, sending him stumbling backwards onto the ground in a shocked daze.

His own clawed hand slowly reached up to hold his left cheek, feeling the small trickle of blood seeping down his skin, the wound wasn't that deep but it still stunned Sylus that you did that, his eyes drifted to you in a mixture of disbelief and awe.

First you slapped him with flowers, then the next second you scratched his face.

Oh the audacity indeed.

And for the love of all misery in the world- can his heart calm down a bit?!

"Why you-"

Before Sylus could even utter another word out, you had already spread your large wings out, instantly launching yourself into the sky and flying far away from Sylus as fast as possible.

"Hey- wait!"

Sylus's eyes widened in a panic as the female dragon took flight into the air, every fibre of his being immediately screaming at him to pursue you. The thought of not seeing you again made his heart drop in dread. Now that he knew you were real, not a figment of his imagination, someone who appeared dragon-like such as himself-

He found himself wanting you.

Although, he didn't understand what he actually wanted in you.

A friend? A companion? Someone similar to him to stay by his side in this godforsaken world?

Sylus doesn't have an answer to that, but maybe you might help him find said answer.

Sylus's wings unfurled behind him as he propelled himself off the ground at a ridiculously inhumane speed. His eyes never leaving your flying form despite your best efforts in hiding amongst the thick clouds in hopes of losing his sight.

"Wait! Come back! I'm not going to hurt you!" Sylus shouted, trying to keep up with your speed, the sound of desperation crept in his voice but you didn't slow down even just a bit.

If anything, you grew even more adamant in getting as far away from him, not even giving him a chance to talk and it made Sylus more restless but even more so determined.

He was used to being feared and rejected by humans for centuries, coming to terms with his solitude life and the unfortunate fate that befall him since his birth.

Pain, it's all he ever knew and had buried deep within him.

But seeing you, a fellow dragon, running away from him was another kind of pain he never knew would hurt this much.

Because it's one thing to be rejected by humans, but it's another to be feared by his own kind that had thought to be extinct long ago.

As the chase through the skies continued on what felt like an eternity, the view of the dark dense forest came into his sight. Sylus watched in frustration as you dove deeper inside the forest, using the concentrated surrounding area to your advantage as you maneuvered across the trees at lightning speed.

His muscles ache from exertion, his breath ragged as he pushed himself to his limits, calling out to you once more, over and over and yet you still continued to ignore him.

And Sylus was losing the strands of patience he had left.

A part of him wanted to be, let's say, civil to you but he's not courteous like those noble humans and you weren't giving him any choice either.

So desperate times call for desperate measures.

Black red mist materializes between his fingertips, as it shoots out towards your direction. You didn't have time to dodge the incoming mist when it had wrapped itself around your waist and wrists before tugging you backwards, a strong force pulling you back until you collided against Sylus's broad chest.

The uncontrollable impact sent both of you tumbling down between the spikes of trees, limbs and wings tangled together. Sylus had his arms secured tightly around you, his large wings engulfing your form so you'd take less damage from the fall at the expense of his own, before both of you crashed into the dense foliage ground.

Both of you coming to a stop after rolling down the grassy steep as branches and leaves whipped on both your faces and hairs until both lay still on the ground, with you sprawled on top of him in stunned disbelief.

Time stood frozen for a moment, only labored breaths could be heard in the quiet dark forest as you slowly lifted your head to look at Sylus, your eyes widened in panic and fear.

Sensing your trepidation, his mist subconsciously tightened around your figure and so were his arms around your waist. His chest heaving with exhaustion as his bright red eyes locked with you that shone with intense desperation.

"Please." He whispered hoarsely, his tone held foreign softness in them that even surprised Sylus himself as he struggled to catch his breath from the long chase. "I mean you no harm."

"No harm?!" You hissed at him, your eyes burning with hostility as you struggled within the binding of his black red mist. "You attacked me!"

"When did I- oh." Sylus grimaced, his mind rewinding to the events back at the flower field. As much as he wanted to explain that it wasn't an attack but then he stopped himself, because yeah, getting lunged in the middle of a nowhere field while you were minding your own business did seem like one.

So the distrust was, frankly speaking, warranted.

"I.. never meant for that." His hold on you loosened a bit, his once brash confidence faltering under your scrutinizing glare, "I just.."

"Just what?!"

I thought I was hallucinating you so I wanted to make sure you were real.

Yeah, no. Even enduring longtime solitude Sylus knows that would be the worst thing to say to someone whose immediate impression of himself is a possible threat at first met.

Sylus hesitated as he lowered his hands, the black red mist slowly dissipating into thin air as it released you from his hold. He watched silently as you carefully leaned back from him, creating some space between you two, your puzzled and guarded expression etched on your face and Sylus could only hope you won't run off again, and hoping to prove to you and reassure you that he wasn't going to hurt you.

But he was caught off guard yet again when this time, you lunged forward towards him and pinned him on the ground, straddling his stomach as both your clawed hands gripped his throat that made his breath hitch in both surprise and, dare he say, strangely exciting.

"Speak your intentions!" You growled, your grip around his throat tightened, making it clear to him that you were dead serious. "Or I'll kill you!"

Well damn.

You had just threatened him and yet Sylus couldn't help but crack a small smirk at that. It was amusing, endearing even as Sylus let out a low chuckle.

What an interesting turnout of events.

"Your name.." Sylus breathed out in awe, his hand reaching up to brush a lock of hair behind your hair as he relished the sight of your adorably confused yet stunned expression.

"I want to know your name."

—⁠ teaa's extra notes: aaaand that's a wrap! idk how to continue from here on out (lie i do actually just haven't flesh it out properly am sorry) so might take a while before I pick this back up again. Multifics aren't my strongest point tbh but hopefully my upcoming short scenarios will suffice! again, thank you for reading (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)♡

[the-s1lly-corner]

Since you said spam is okay for now I'll send the other half of this after :3

Slashers x reader who calls everything they do cute! They can be covered in blood and gore but the reader will still call them cute!

Various Slashers x reader who always calls them cute

God I love white cheddar snacks which is weird because I dont like eating straight up cheese

Characters: Jason, Bubba, Michael

Notes: reader is GN, reader is.... a little silly... not silly funny but definitely silly

CWs: canon typical violence and death

JASON

when its during the normal day to day life? he loves it! truly he does! but.... when hes covered in blood, he doesnt quite know how to feel... you think hes cute like this? really?

he does something that warrants a compliment but isnt exactly cute- such as chopping wood or lifting something heavy or just generally doing non-killing work around the place... gives a slight pause after you call him cute

it does make him feel nice about himself, not just because you think hes visually cute! you think he acts cute, too, and thats actually really assuring for him because he knows hes a big scary dude! hes not the most gentle and hes hyper aware of the fact he can accidentally kill you, hes not exactly used to tenderly handling another human being!

you dont find him intimidating is what he means!

BUBBA

you can see his ears go bright red when you call him cute while he carves up some meat for later... his knuckles turn white as he grips the chainsaw and he just... ehehehe...

thinks about it for a long long time, he never gets used to it no matter how many times you call him cute. definitely the type to kick his feet just a little bit while hes sitting down

grips his apron if you call him that while his hands are empty- shifts the material around in his hands as his mouth moves and curls... he never says anything but you know hes thinking nice things

doesnt care what the context is he will get happy anytime you call him it, he could be in the middle of disemboweling someone and you will give him pause

MICHEAL

confused head tilt. him? cute? yeah sure... hes already letting you stay alive and get close to him, why not go ahead and poke the bear!/hj/lh

never really addresses it and he doesnt seem to feel much way about it outside of the initial confusion, at least hes not stopping you or growing cold towards you

you catch him washing blood off of himself and he just blankly stares at you as you tell him hes a cutie pie

that being said he does dislike being called a cutie patootie. he doesnt hurt you but the stare he gives you hits different, and if you try again he simply.. puts his hand on your mouth

[asmimir]

Your art reminded of how the Unholy Alliance update made me go from very on the vence about Narinder to biggest Narinder defender will die in the trenches for my wife /hj

Like personally, them finally giving us the reasoning behind the Bishops attack on Narinder beyond vague prophecy changed a lot of the context behind the situation

And while, yes, the intentions behind his actions of resurrecting followers and his opinion on his new find extreme popularity were left quite vague (and why I don't if someone still interprets Narinder as the one mainly/equally at fault). It still doesn't change how it was a betrayal out of the Bishops fear of a possible betrayal. He wasn't conquering and overtaking them, he wasn't actively starving them, they just feared that possibility that he would.

It gets even more fucked up when you remember that all the Bishops ran their faiths by gifting and blessings their followers with the opposite of their domains (food, heath, etc) so Narinder actions where probably completely normal thing to do as a god of death in his mind, like.

In my fucked up fantasies (aka my interpretations of the canon), Narinder was only truly in the wrong when they asked the Lamb to sacrifice themselves. But getting into even more personal headcanons territory, for him it was likely just the natural/necessary think to do. He's a god of death that gave this little mortal life so they could do his bitting (that included them doing their own sacrifices, depending on your own gameplay), them sacrificing themselves was likely a given for him. Probably didn't consider that the Lamb would mind it, like, sacrificing yourself for your god just another tuesday in the life of a follower of death aint I right

So in conclusion, narilamb before post-game was a classic case of doomed yaoi/hurt people hurt people. Narinder asked the sacrifice-survivor to be sacrificed once again and the Lamb betrayed the one who was betrayed in return (pun half-intended)

(Really sorry for the ramble, it's almost midnight in my country and your art plagued me with thoughts. Hope you at least liked reading my deranged screams, I mean, my interpretations of the story. If you didn't, again, Im truly sorry. But Im still interested in your own thoughts regardless, so yeah... feel free to share??? I don't know how to phrase that in a good way, again, its almost midnigh)

no truer words have been said

[bluuscreen]

this is a mix of me figuring out how i wanna draw everyone + just needing a reference because i’m bad at drawing faces consistently sometimes lol

i’m gonna do everyone from sdr2 at some point as well, and probably v3 when i finish playing it :3

bonus version with gender/sexuality headcanons + some extra notes under the cut :p

so i have junko down as straight/cishet because i genuinely didn’t know what to do with her and she’s like kinda canonically homophobic [/hj?] but then my friend said e sees her as a bisexual who thinks being gay is a choice because she chooses to pursue men and i’ve decided that’s what the straight flag there means now

honestly zero solid gender headcanons for chihiro. something girl adjacent for sure but mostly i think she’s just vibing and doesn’t care what people call her as long as they aren’t asses about it [also uses she/he/they]

fun little design note regarding toko, i choose the pupil/iris shape based on Vibes but she’s the only one with a mix of circle/square. if i’d drawn syo, she’d have the opposite [square iris, circular pupils]

i like to think leon doesn’t actually have the right nose bridge shape for those piercings between his eyes but he did have rhinestones and super glue and the ability to make very poor decisions

kiyotaka’s earring is in the gay ear 👍 i think. i googled it and i’m pretty sure it’s the left one. pre-despair mondo jokingly dared him to get a piercing or they wouldn’t be bros anymore and kiyotaka took it seriously even after mondo said he was joking. during the killing game taka just has no fucking clue why he has an earring and thinks monokuma must have put it there

[impperfectcritiques]

Helluva merch I actually like, coz we need some positivity

Basically any of the merch/designs made by Azulbun is AWESOME, coz theyre an awesome artist and I love their style.

But heres some stand outs :3

OT3? I consider this canon now, fuck you! Their outfits are so good, but my boi tex did not get new drip and thats so sad :( Bees outfit should of been her main outfit, same with loona!

CASUAL VEROSIKA!!! I'm so tilted about Ver, coz she assaults Moxxie and enables Stolass's shitty behaviour </3 BUT MY POOR PINK LOVING GAY HEART, UHHHG.

I love hate this one, coz it shows that Stolass COULD of been a good dad who cared about his daughter and bonded with her, but its just not shown in the show, and thus this isnt canon.... But hey! Via outfit is peek!!

Kstoooone's stickers are up next coz their style is so soft and so nice and I'd love to see more from them, like, in general!

I LOVE HOW SOFT THIS IS, and the outfits ARRRG! I love the usage of half tones and the style of shading/rendering sm!!

OH MY GOD THEY MADE MAMMON LOOK SO FREAKING GOOD! the thing i dont like about mammon is how flat he looks for such a large character. This drawing gives him dimension and like i could squish him under my thumb and use him as a bouncy ball /pos

okok so some misc artists now

Artist: Sinnawii. I specifically only like this coz it's literally my sister and I. The style is eh, its a bit stiff when it comes to posing and the chainsaws and headsets could of been worked on more, structure wise.

Valentines merch

Note: This merch is suggestive so viewer digression is advised!

Once again, Kstoooone for the win

THIS IS SO GOOD. PERIOD. my asexual violent queen who needs sm therapy, but dw i can fix her /hj

SOME HOW made loonas human design look appealing? WHAAAT? probs coz she has shading and doesnt look like shes dying of amenia. OUGGGH THE RENDERING SO SO FINE! and the outfits! Like i love a gothic queen, i wish she was more utilized in the show and fleshed out tho...

One of the only sisterly glitz and glam pieces that DOESNT sexualize their dynamic. They look like theyre really genuine here! Also idc with the excuse of "theyre marketing themselves" theres other ways of doing that without insinuating incest <3 LIKE THIS!!!

Some artists can gen make Bees design WERK! Like omg look at all that food! if only she wasnt so judgmental about peoples gluttony in the show lmao. Also Vortex, a coded[and literal] black character having a collar [assumingly given to him by Bee], who is literally oppressing his people IS INSANE. It's giving princesses jewels.

I wonder if theyre going for a persephone and hades route here[yikes]? Like the pomegranates and all that.... also the constant heteronormativity being forced onto mlm couples is annoying as fuck... BUT HEY THE ART IS SO PRETTY AND THEY MADE RED ACTUALLY WORK WELL!!

SHE LOOKS SO FREAKING LOVELY, her opalescent outfit looks sO GOOD!!! UHG i wish she wasnt so one dimensional **sobs**.

The cowboi trio by GasuGuma

NGL i just love the themeing and execution of these three! nuff said

[ilovechuuy4]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ It's yo' Birthday, so I know you Want to Ri-i-i-ide Out.

Dazai x GN!Reader

Word Count: 1,440 words 7,823 characters

Warning; Passionate s3x, hickeys, biting, eating out, reverse cowboy/girl, doggy style, hj, pure smut, no after care but was def given. Edging etc etc.

Description; Birthday sex with your boyfriend

A/N; Hai!! This wasn't too rushed but I'm not saying it wasn't cause I also had to deal with the fathers day head canons! Hope y'all enjoy! ALSO HAPPY JUNE TEENTH!

⊱ Rough sex for Dazais birthday as a requested gift ⊰

You were already gasping, arms wrapped around the brunette's shoulders as you were pressed against the wall the two of yalls lips pressed together. Maybe it was a bit early for this, but it was Dazais birthday, and this was the "gift" he wanted. Birthday sex, maybe it was an absurd 'present'; no gifts no cake, just you, him and the bed.

The male's hand was already shoved in your shorts groping your ass, his hands clumsy. The make out session was hot and intense, your hands working the bandaged man's shirt off, breaking the kiss to pull the shirt over his head. Dazai smiled, allowing you to take off his shirt. His kisses trailed down your jawline, then your neck leaving a trail of wetness in his wake. The two of y'all were both needy as it's been quite a while since y'all have really had any intercourse cause of Dazais work.

Half-naked and panting, dazai gently pushes your clothed form onto the plush bed. You watch tentatively as he works your clothes off, tossing them on the ground with any other clothes that were already there. The man that was just right above you was kissing and sucking down your body, his mouth leaving wet trails and red marks all over your body. You squirmed, fingers gripping the messy hair that threaded between your fingers.

You wanted as the brunette's finger hooked into the waistline of your underwear, working them down slowly as he kisses and bites your inner thigh, leaving little marks of pleasure. You were already moaning under each ministration that your boyfriend had made as he reached your needy entrance, tongue pressed against it as he lapped at the tight heat. God was this amazing, but you didn't feel bad cause this was supposed to be HIS birthday, but who knew what was going on in his head.

"Babe, you know..this is like my cake. You're my cake, no pun intended of course." Dazai said with a sly grin before slowly driping his tongue inside, exploring your insides. You let out a whimper, nails digging into his scalp as you subconsciously grind your hips against his face. "Keep..keep going dazai." You couldn't help but whine out, face reder than a fresh cherry. He was skilled, with his tongue that was. Dazai was enjoying himself, subtle groans escaping him as he plunged his tongue deeper.

Your body convulsed a bit as you felt the bandaged man's finger slip in with his tongue, stretching you open. Your back arched off the bedding as you whined and moaned, nails gripping tightly at the tall man's hair not seeming to let go anytime soon. You were letting this happen, of course it was consensual, but you were letting dazai take all the control he wanted. "You're enjoying yourself; you like it that much?" Dazai teased, slowly pulling away from your body.

You panted as you watch him strip his pants and boxers off, you had no words left in your throat you could only swallow thickly. his cock hard as he sat on the bed back pressed against the headboard. "You gonna help me out and prep me? I mean I did prepare you?" Dazai said with a devilish grin, God was he cocky. You crawl over to where he was, yalls lips meeting as your hands find his erection. Your hand wraps around it, stroking it firmly before grazing your nail along the underside of member in front of you.

The kiss was getting heated as if this night wasn't already; mouths fully connected by tongues intertwining, dazais fingers roaming along with your own. The two of yall's tongues dancing to the sweet symphony of lust. It was all a mangled mesh of goodness as you slowly pulled away, mouths only connected with a thin strand of shared saliva. You followed the man's movements as you allowed him to plant hot kisses down your neck. You fumble for the condoms in the upper drawer of the nightstand as you let out soft gasps and groans of pleasure from the sensation and Dazai was doing the same.

Once you reach the condoms you retract, resting your head on Dazai's shoulder with a soft huff. You saw a disgusting smirk on the man's face as he helped you into position. It wasn't the most convenient for you, but he'd always seemed to enjoy reverse cowgirl/cowboy. You heard the rip of the packaged condom. You glance back only to see the bandaged man admiring the fine person in front of him. The flesh, blood and meat he could call his own. You could feel your cheeks warming up as you glance away.

"Go on now, baby~" You heard Dazai say, he wanted you to do it on your own but oh, how you knew he'd take control later. You squirm a bit as you take his erection in your hand, positioning it to your entrance slowly sinking down. You let out a soft whine of pleasure, the man behind you groaning as he felt his cock disappear deep within your tight tunnel. You had felt his thin and boney fingers grip onto your hips, helping himself as he drives his shaft inside you fully.

As you felt it you couldn't help but moan loudly, back bowing as you yourself start to grind against Dazai. "Ahh..~ mhm.." The moans escape you as drool oozes from your mouth and onto the white sheets. "God, you're drooling like a dog, baby." Dazai teases with a devious glint in his eyes as he trails kisses down your spine making your back arching into his lips. Whines and groans escape your mouth as you felt the man behind you taking more control every second.

"That's it, let those moans escape that pretty little mouth of yours." He coos, and before you knew it y'all were in doggy style. He took the opportunity of you being a hot mess to push you down into doggy, your face buried in the bed sheets. He pounds into you, almost aggressivly, the tip of his cock slamming against the sweet spot deep inside you cause you to let out a long, strained moan. It's almost like with each thrust the two of you saw the pearly gates themselves.

The room was filled with skin against skin and the two of yall's moans echoing off the walls. His balls slap against your ass, making loud slapping sounds as dazai's thrusts become for erotic and slipping his breathes going on staggered gasps. You couldn't help but cry out moaning, back arching like a cat as you roll your hips a bit to see if the man driving himself inside of you could reach deeper within you than he was already.

You gasp and moan as you felt yourself about to cum but just as you were about to moan you felt dazai pull out a let out a chuckle. "Cmon now, Cumming so soon, just give it a bit." He teased, leaning up and biting down onto your collar bone, leaving the imprints of his upper and lower teeth deeply imbedded in your skin. You like out a struggled whine as you felt him slow slip the tip of his erection back inside teasing you by pushing it back 'nd forth inside of you.

You hardly can do this anymore as your boyfriend teased you, edging you. His ministrations slower than a snail, small grunts escaping him as he fought all urges to thrust back deep inside you and make you lose yourself in the pleasure of it all. He takes a sharp breath before thrusting back I side deeply, his entire length filling you entirely.

"Ahh! Ngh!~" You couldn't help but let out strained moans as you cum, body trembling just as you collapse down onto the bed. The man bandaged man behind you kept up with his erotic thrusts, pistoning in and out of you at a rapid pace as he neared his edge. You couldn't help the whines that escaped your mouth as your exhausted body still reacted to the aggressive thrusts.

Dazai pants heavily as he cums, it shoots inside the condom. He collapses on top of you, panting alongside you. He trails kissed down your sweaty body as he pulled out slowly. "I guess this was a win win or the both of us, huh baby?" Dazai said with a cheeky grin, rolling off of you and flat onto his back just to pull you close. "Happy birthday, 'Samu." You say breathlessly which made him smile, pressing a soft kiss to your temple.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

John Doe (Malevolent):

sorry but queer rumbling voice John Doe is too powerful to not vote for here. Also no one in canon will tell him this and he deserves to know.

ok but the way John Doe said labrynthine

If John wins I'll write him kissing Noel

Trans Icon

LISTEN TO HIS VOICE

Threatens to disembowl anyone who hurts the person he loves

Once tried to kill a priest for making goo goo eyes at his man

Was an evil warlord turned soft poetry lover

Can still throw hands when needed

Clever as fuck

Wants to see a movie SO BAD

Memorizes poems just for his wet cat -V protective of his wet cat partner

VOTE JOHN

Crew we can't let trans icon movie lover, most jealous husband in the universe John Doe lose...

If John wins I'll cosplay him again

Vote John!! he's everything. eldritch god, in a codependent relationship with a feral cat of a man, nice voice, he even likes poetry

I've actually nutted to John's voice before. /hj

like this isn't even his full power s2 voice but mannnnn he sounds so hungry and feral for Arthur all the time...

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here & There)

Canon trans man, initials are LITERALLY S.O.S. how cool is that I love him, the only thing holding camp here and there together I swear, yearning, pining, aching, HE JUST WANTS A HUG PLEASE GIVE HIM A HUG

Propaganda for Sydney. I want him. I want him so bad it’s not even funny

Additional propaganda below the cut:

John Doe (Malevolent):

A fragment of the Eldritch Deity that has gained independence, attached to possibly the world's most pathetic man. Also have you heard his voice

his voice is jsut. really good

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here & There)

sydneyyyy october sargent

#VOTE SYDNEYYYYY #hes being consumed by the forest he has a SpIn in mushrooms hes silly [CANON] he roleplays warrior cats with his worms #everyone hates him and wants him dead but god said Faggot! you will live forever (/ref) #he was behind the ketamine needle incident. #he’s goth he likes wearing fluffy dresses he’s canonically trans he’s fat he’s 5’3 he has every disease #hes autistic he wears mushrooms and live insects in his hair #YOUR BODY MY TEMPLE WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM. NEED I SAY MORE #HES EVEN GAY #PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU HES SO IMPORTANT TO ME orz #ok thats all thank you and goodnight

#SYDNEY. IT’S SYDNEY. #i haven’t listened to chnt in forever but sydney is very sexy. very much indeed. that says a lot coming from me.

[nulltune]

❛   why,  exactly,  are you interested in an amalgamation of unimaginable horrors ?   ❜       head cants,  then dips in a somewhat solemn manner as he proceeds to go on about  ...  preparing rabbits.  does he realize that saying this after she was compared to one is a little .. ??

❛   um.  no,  thank you.   ❜

HENLO 😳✨️

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ,      ( accepting ! ) ↳ @nulltune.

❛❛ While most rabbits are not an amalgamation of unimaginable horror of my particular interest, they are quite useful. They are a stable source of protein and can be cooked in many, many delicious ways, I can teach you ! They are also fairly cute and easy to kill. ❜❜

⸻ ❛❛ a most wonderful prey animal ! ❜❜

[pixelated-screaming]

Y'know what? FUCK YOU /j

*gives Conjure a psycho ex and proceeds to drop the most random lore drop that nobody ever asked for* /lh

More info past cut (TW for emotional manipulation(?), stalking, s✨icidal thoughts)

So.. about that pink square gal you saw in the lower panel there.

↑ This bitch (you'll learn why she's a bitch later- /lh/hj)

That is Clementine. (Adult, She/Her pronouns)

Clementine has known Conjure ever since the two were kids.

At first, the two were just close friends, like how Conjure is with Zephire today.

But

Eventually, that passive relationship soon turned into an ACTUAL romantic relationship. It wasn't abusive or anything, and the ship sailed for about a year or so, until Conjure started to lose interest.

And of course, Conjure had to rip the bandaid off and talk to Clementine (Who was pure at the time) about his feelings at some point.

Sure, it might hurt, but it isn't THAT bad, right?

NOT TO THIS BITCH

When Clementine heard from Conjure that he had lost feelings for her, Clementine fucking crashed out. You see, Clementine had kinda gotten obsessed with Conjure over the year or so they were together. Clementine did not want Conjure to leave her. At all.

So guess what she did?

Let him go and go get therapy to help cope?

Talk to a loved one and try to move on?

...

No.

That wouldn't FUCKING cut it, would it now?

So.. what DID she do?

Well, after she heard the grave news, Clementine ended up trying to convince Conjure to be her boyfriend again via lovebombing.

If you don't know, lovebombing is a form of manipulation that often involves being very affectionate towards another person: Whether through intense praise, being very clingy, you get the idea.

So basically, Clementine was VEERY clingy towards Conjure, and just wouldn't get off of him. This lasted for about a month, and it made Conjure very uncomfortable.

So, he ended up moving away from his and Clementine's house in whoever knows where, and ended up going to Wood's Hollow, where he met Zephire.

..And how did Clementine react to this?

..By finding his apartment and STALKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, OF COURSE!

Keep in mind, Conjure isn't dating Zephire, and Clementine doesn't even know Zephire exists at this point.

But, that wouldn't be for long.

Clementine of course, found out about him and Zephire, and flipped the hell out again.

Again, Conjure and Zephire aren't even dating. (Clementine thought they were, though.)

..She ended up getting depressed, and had thoughts of unaliving herself.

And of course, Clementine just HAD to load all of her issues with her thoughts onto CONJURE via social media, instead of getting therapy and/or professional help.

..Sooo..... When the corruption came around...

..I think you know what she went and did. (She corrupted herself 😗)

And now, Clementine is almost mindless, with no memory of her past self. She only remembers her name, and the fact that she loved Conjure so, so much. It's said that Clementine still seeks Conjure's approval to this day.

Also, fun fact!

All the above here ↑ ended up making Conjure SO uncomfortable that he ended up giving up on dating women as a whole.

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CONJURE IS CANONICALLY GAY NOW

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

[aromanticannibal]

mha characters that are aro for CANON reasons (read: in which I reach increasingly further for canon evidence):

(Disclaimer: some of these can be evidence of characters being something else than aro (or ace) but this is my post and I can do whatever I want + /hj to /j to everything on there, when I say I start reaching I start REACHING. These are headcanons!)

Aizawa Shouta doesn't ever show romantic (or sexual) interest in anyone and is actively put off by Ms Joke hitting on him and the idea of getting married to her

All Might has NO experience with women according to Horikoshi (could also mean he has experience with men but y'know)

Ashido Mina really wants to be in a relationship but never fell in love (cupioromantic moment)

Both Bakugou Katsuki and Todoroki Shouto hide from girls crushing on them near the end, don't ever show romantic interest in anyone or get anxious or flustered near girls, Katsuki especially apparently never cared about girls (and vice versa) before and and Shouto specifically doesn't notice when he's hit on.

Iida Tenya is never interested in girls or men and is significantly more focused on both his studies and his friendships

My favorite headcanon: Uraraka Ochako's love for Izuku seems founded more on her admiration and people telling her she must like him (because boy and girl etc) than in actual romantic love, and she connects a lot with Toga (who also loves people in a non-conventional way)

Midnight doesn't have a romantic partner or anyone she regularly flirts with despite being a very beautiful and desired woman, and doesn't seem to have had any kind of romantic relationship with the three boys more or less her age she hung out with a lot (the rooftop trio) (she can also be seen as a cliché of aroallo person who only cares about sex so I'm claiming her).

Pixie Bob's obsession with finding a partner is giving "I've been told all my life that I HAVE to get married and I don't want to so I keep looking for the perfect match and not finding it because the man I'm looking for doesn't exist because I won't ever fall in love". Because by god you can't tell me the cute blonde catgirl isn't finding a boyfriend.

All For One only cares about his brother, I'd even argue he's aromantic asexual aplatonic etc. a-everything except familial and idk. quirkic. attracted to quirks.

Mount Lady is aro for the same reason as Midnight but because I think it's implied or canon that she's dating Kamui Woods, she's lower.

Midoriya Izuku is green so he's obviously aromantic and most of his flustered reactions to girls seem based more on shyness (and an obvious reaction to getting boobs shoved in his face) and sexual or aesthetic attraction than romantic attraction (he also has a very romcom view of what being boyfriend girlfriend is, ie. his reaction to Toga's confession)

Aoyama Yuuga's definition of love (according to his comment on Ochako being in love with Izuku because she was thinking "what would Deku-kun do?") is very weird and seems based more in things he was told or saw in fiction than feelings he would have felt himself.

Yoarashi Inasa is just so fucking weird with friendships and social cues he looks like he's trying to navigate the world while making absolutely sure NO ONE misinterprets him, which makes him both very aro and very autistic in my book

Kurogiri is literally a bunch of mist with little free will whose purpose in life is protecting this one boy, he's all the As.

Endeavor married for insane reasons and never even cheated on Rei after he sent her to the hospital (which a lot of men his caliber would do)

Ms Joke makes the idea of dating Shouta a joke and I think that's great. She's also green.

Miruko's chill and doesn't give a fuck, she's a fighting person, very Katsuki-coded in that regard I fear. She also works alone without an agency, which is giving aromantic for no reason other than I Said So.

Toga Himiko is a queer allegory that is generally interpreted as bisexual and biromantic but I think she can be interpreted as aroallo as well (way to love that’s seen as impure and unholy etc etc, notions of consent – taking people’s blood and hurting them without their consent which is for her a way to show her love, most of her attraction seeming physical or aesthetic rather than romantic, her parents telling her to repress repress repress instead of satisfying her desires in a safe way, the scene where she’s biting her wrist in her sleep???? etc etc) 

Twice never had a lot of friends and never had a lot of female friends and when he feels gratefulness and care for Toga it outwardly seems romantic because he doesn’t know what’s romantic and what’s not and hasn’t had a lot of female friends 

Dabi is giving aromantic aplatonic who only really loves his family but due to circumstances can’t love them healthily and ends up just hating them (the most intense feelings of love he shows are always towards Enji or Natsuo, and his apology to Shouto makes me think Shouto is also included in this – no evidence for Fuyumi and Rei but I can do what I want. He clearly cares for Twice and Toga too but it presents very differently, even after he’s revealed himself and doesn’t need to be as secretive). 

Shigaraki Tomura probably just doesn’t give a shit I’d say. He’s pretty apathetic when he isn’t fighting or angry or like doing his hatred thing, but he clearly cares about his teammates. 

Fatgum is foodpilled and studentpilled. He really loves food and he really loves his students he doesn't need no romantic relationship.

Jirou Kyoka takes a bit to warm up to Denki so I think she's demiromantic actually

Bruce (the third user of One For All). He just has such third wheel vibes.

Intelli Saiko because why would she bother with romance, it's so unpractical and illogical

Despite asking for boys' numbers all the time and being very aware of romance, Utsushimi Camie looks like she could NOT CARE LESS. aro

The fact that Hawks plays up the flirting with his fans is giving aromantic to me – obviously heartbreaker aroallo stereotype but I think he could also be ace, the aroallo part isn’t that important, it’s just that he’s always pretending. It’s giving still in the closet. Also I know he’s young and busy and Horikoshi doesn’t really put that much casual romance in MHA but it’s so funny that there isn’t even a sliver of a girlfriend implied in his timeskip. Hawks is Married To His Job. 

Star and Stripe is also absolutely married to her job. Also, lots of guys around her, lots of important and admired male figures in her life, and yet not a single crush from her. Points. Aromantic lesbian 

Nezu is a fuckass mouse I highly doubt he's attracted to humans in any way

Gran Torino is a single old man which is enough for me (though because I hate that fucker I think it'd be funny if women just hated him)

Where Is Shimura Nana’s Husband. 

Muscular only likes to kill, he doesn’t need romance nor sex, his only desire is Killing People and fighting. Same thing for Moonfish, he only wants to eat people (mood my guy) 

Geten is very hyper focused on making his quirk stronger, he doesn’t seem to really have any relationships.

Overhaul just fucking hates people

Again, Kendo Rappa only cares about fighting.

So so sad because I like his girlfriend but Natsuo is giving marrying to get away from his father

Koda Koji just had the vibes. He's so aroace to me. (aro Koda brain vs kodajirou brain fight)

Monoma Neito is such a fucking hater he just has to be aromantic

Wash is a washing machine

Honorable mentions:

List of characters whose only argument is they never show romantic attraction and don't talk much about romance or get flustered: Shouji Mezo, Sato Rikido, Tokoyami Fumikage, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yaoyorozu Momo, Sero Hanta, Hado Nejire, Togata Mirio, Shirakumo Oboro, Present Mic, Seiji Shishikura, Ryukyu, Gang Orca, Shishido, Centipeder, Ectoplasm, Hound Dog, Thirteen, Vlad King, Mandalay, Tiger, Lady Nagant, Mr. Compress, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Todoroki Rei and Fuyumi, Melissa Shield.

List of characters whose only argument is "they're green so they're obviously aromantic": Asui Tsuyu, Ibara Shiozaki, Tokage Setsuna, Kamakiri Togaru, Midoriya Inko, Ragdoll, Burnin, the Sludge Villain (I’m taking all I can get), Mustard, Ordinary Woman.

Bonus: characters that I can't make aromantic no matter how hard I try under the cut:

Gentle and La Brava, for obvious reasons. I feel like making them not love each other is like illegal.

Kudo and Yoichi. By god my brain will not accept it they're in love.

Amajiki Tamaki. I'm sure he could be aromantic but I can't let go of the Mirio and Nejire crushes (which are so real and true to me)

Yuyu (Nejire's friend), she also looks way too much like she has a giant crush on Nejire. Lesbian moment.

Best Jeanist and Edgeshot, they're giving high school sweethearts.

I put them in honorable mentions but I just have to mention Gang Orca and Shishido somewhere because the one baseball OVA made me think they're like the pseudo-enemies/rivals who argue all the time but somehow fight extremely synchronized when needed and ONLY fight each other because they're the only ones Worth It etc which is. Y'know. eye emoji etc etc

Sir Nighteye is literally in love with All Might

David Shield is literally in love with All Might

No really did you see David's wife? This man went and found a blonde blue eyed wife when he couldn't marry his blonde blue eyed best friend. His daughter looks like an All Might secret love child. I know whenever Dave hears Melissa call All Might uncle he dies a little inside because he wishes she could call him Dad too and he could call Toshinori his darling husband and

Rock Lock is happily married and I could never take that away from him

Spinner is green so I can kind of see him as aro but he’s giving madly in love with Shigaraki so much

Magne has a crush on Dabi in one of the Smash strips which is too funny to ignore I think she’s madly in love with him. And she’s right

I like kirimina so fucking much I genuinely struggle to come up with aro Kirishima headcanons. I think he could be quoiromantic but I also think he’s madly in love with Mina so I don’t know. 

Stain is literally in love with All Might

Ending (guy who attacked Natsuo) is literally in love with Endeavor

Garaki Kyudai is literally in love with All For One (“I miss your eyes” guy is so fucking devoted. The true doomed yaoi of MHA)

I know Rody is in love with Izuku he just has to be. 

To me Shindo Yo also has a crush on Izuku but also he's canonically dating Nakagame Tatami which is also cute.