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vergeofinsanity · 1 year ago
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idk why but being misgendered has been fucking me up lately
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thelilylav · 4 months ago
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The fact that Briar is listed as one of Rosabella's best friends in her profile but Briar's profile barely mentions her..
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heathcliffgirl1847 · 2 years ago
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legolas and gimli with little elanor. do you guys think gimli is good with kids because i think YES
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"how tf did you get this big in a year"
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prophecyofgray · 1 year ago
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club penguin was a transgender website for transgender people & every motherfucker in that game had something lgbt going on. dot she/he/they bisexual. aunt arctic she/he lesbian. PH she/they lesbian trans woman. gary the gadget guy he/him gay trans man. rookie he/they gnc af gay transmasc. jpg he/him gay trans man. idk what the fuck cadence has going on and i don’t think they would want me to figure it out but either way i respect it. klutzy any pronouns bisexual. Any questions
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gayphob1a · 7 months ago
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Steddie and auntie robin take their kid mini golfing.
At every single hole, Eddie and the kid are running after the ball, hitting it back and forth before it’s even stopped rolling, sword fighting with their putters and loudly proclaiming hole in one! no matter how many shots it takes.
Steve is standing back with Robin, holding a tiny pencil and a score sheet that has two mini “you rule | you suck” boards in lieu of actual scores.
“this is a mockery of the noble sport of mini golf,” he mutters as robin adds another tally to her “you rule” column after another (actual) hole in one, and a tally to his own “you suck” column as he continues to hit the ball in circles around the hole.
Eddie and their kid are already three holes ahead, on hands and knees, trying to blow the ball into the hole without touching it.
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kaidabakugou · 9 months ago
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the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺
#kai.rambles#i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired#which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id#and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no#and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing#and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass#and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!?#so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day#and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting#my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy#didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents#who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning#so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :(#anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id#and he was just being a fkn dick#but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush#and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺#and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰
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hadesoftheladies · 7 months ago
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hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.
#mine#personal#brief storytime in the tags#one of my family friends got married and i was happy she was happy#her parents are like an aunt and uncle to me#i was happy to share that moment with them#we cried and laughed together#and my friends#their other daughters were on the line and looked gorgeous#it was just beautiful watching us all grow up in a way and move on to “the next” together#BUT#im a pastor's kid#and my dad loves weddings#he drinks them in whenever he can now especially because they make him happy and he's had to attend a lot more funerals this year#he's been burdened a lot by how many people he's had to bury and how many hospital visits he's had to do#so i was happy to see him happy too#it just all felt so bittersweet to me#because i know how badly my parents want this for me and for themselves#there was a daddy-daughters dance at some point and i could feel my dad beaming beside me watching that#and i was a little sad about it because i was like im never gonna give you that#this could be the best thing i could ever give you and i will never give you this#i can never kneel at an altar in front of a pastor and swallow that sermon#i would never marry a man in my generation#if i married a woman you and almost the entire tent filled with people that watched me grow up would not attend#my happiest day would be another funeral for you#it was worse because im kind of a small celebrity in this community because of my parents and their siblings who are politicians#so people i barely knew kept coming up and asking me when it would be my turn and how they so looked forward to the day#and i was like i love that we're a community here and i missed the pestering of aunts since i left church#but at the same time i was glad to remember why i left#there is no freedom to be myself at all with them because all they do is project their beliefs and ideas on me because that's what children
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kalmiaclown · 5 months ago
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Its always "this edible ain't shit" and never "this edible tastes shit" I need a mint so bad rn...
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kyunsies · 4 months ago
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hi loves i have neglected mx info since i've been on vacation i will hopefully be back on a normal schedule soon <3
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coldswarkids · 5 months ago
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i see all of you have a lot of opinions tonight about many niche things. however i spent most of the day outside and i am too tired now to moderate all your opinions and inform you which ones are right. so you'll have to retire them all for now, to be brought before my throne another night
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just1gnome · 1 year ago
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"that sounds tediously boring"
gnome beat the game
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here they are on the boat
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youredreamingofroo · 6 months ago
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sometimes I forget that I have an uncle that's 7'4 and go damn. why couldn't I get those genes (not blood related aksjsjs)
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hahskeleton · 8 months ago
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I won’t be on tumblr for the next two days or so, but when i come back I’ll have lots of art to post!
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sheltoner · 2 months ago
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greatest news ever: i’m going to vermont again next weekend!!
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pikslasrce · 3 months ago
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EARTH SWALLOW MEEEEEEE
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dyke-arachne · 11 months ago
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Crochet attempt take two ft my hook
I'm trying a sphere, increase section is done and I'm a couple of rounds into the plain crochet bit
My aunt and cousin (both crocheters) came over today and they said I did a good job and my tension was even if a little tight 💪
I had a death grip on the hook and parts of my thumb and middle finger are still very tender lmfao... I always wondered what was up with those hooks with the massive barrels but I Get It Now.
@unfavorableinstigation I think I'll try grab a larger needle with a bigger barrel next time I take a crack at crochet because. Well. Owies
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