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Alright, I'm not doing the "but will buddie still happen" shit tonight. There's people who want to have those conversations. People have been fielding asks all day. I'm not one of those people.
#i came back to multiple asks#and im sick and tired and cranky#and im gonna get called condescending *again* if i try to answer those#this post will probably come off as rude too and im sorry but i cant do this tonight#nova talks#(literally sick - not figuratively)
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me when i sprained an ankle/cut my finger/etc: this isn't so bad
me when i've got a bad cold and sore throat:
#luna.txt#hellooo everyone IM HERE to complaib#got a cold yesterday morning and it makes me feel so tired and sick#and then the hotel im in the WIFI SUCKS like is so slow#i keep getting reckmm3nded catholic reels/manjfesting pregmancy posts???#idk how instagran algorithm worls but my gkd its awful over there#but yeah :( heres hopi g this fucking COLD goes away soon#it makes me feel more cranky and oversrimulated than usual i hate it hete#why do my tags always end up out of order#i jusg wanns read my manga and watch psych is that too much to ask 😔😭
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im putting off going to sleep since i have some energy from the accidental nap and because im nervous about tomorrow :( its not an immediate pass/fail like the other skill checkoffs but im nervous about the inevitable shaking and the conversation about the tremors and ill be tired and drained from doing that first thing and won't want to do the rest of the day even though i have to.......idk i just feel preemptively defeated, which is not healthy or correct, but knowing im objectively bad at these dexterity-related procedures makes me feel so useless and sad. its going to be ok but im still a little scared. goodnight, me and jesse are going to the water park and hanging out in the lazy river
#syd squeaks#i hate knowing preemptively that im going to be cranky and tired and feel sick when i wake up it just makes sleep feel useless#when it is very much not and will very much hurt me if i dont get enough of it
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I dotn wanna do anything anymore i need some Me time so bad to recooperate im so done im so tired
#my work isnt even that hard#orhers have it worse#im just being a big baby about it but im so tired eveyrhting is exhausting me#i need someoen to tell me im such a good boy and im doing everything i can and i do deserve my rest when i get it my break when i get it#oooooooh im the mostest sufferer on gods green eart h . agonay for me#i even Like my work.im not being overworked. im workign for a close family member im really lucky to have that as an option. im just tired#OHHHHHHH I KNOW WHY IM SUCH A BITCH IM STILL RECOVERING FRKM My COLD I REMEMBERED. yeah. i was very much needed even tho ive been sick#so thats why im cranky abt it#im just sick and have to work when i Shouldnt be but they need me#ah#well i get the weekend tomyself just One more day im fine im good i can do this its a shorter day too im good im good im good im good#im gonna kill somethying#anyway
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#emeto cw#me/cfs fucking sucks i just wanted to go to my brother's graduation and now i have to eat chicken broth so i dont lose a safefood if i vomi#idk if anyone else gets like ibs/nausea issues when they crash but it sucks so much#had to delay my meds by an hour bc i was so sick i was worried i would throw them up#fuck plain toast fuck chicken broth fuck popsicles i want something interesting#(they are all fine foods im just cranky and tired)#disability tag
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The forever question of "do I have a fever or are my hands just that cold?"
#mentally tired#physically exhausted#and im so cranky too#like if i have to interact with a real live human in person rn i will walk outside and let myself freeze to death in the snow#my head feels like i smashed it into the wall a dozen times#if im sick for my birthday this week imma be so pissed#but it would be on oar for how shitty my bday always is anyway i jave the worst luck on that day
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im begging and pleading for knock out to be in earthspark so i have more koss fuel. for me the ideal dynamic would be 'knock out is uncle starscream's scary ass friend who isnt allowed around the terrans without supervision' lmfao
like. listen ive never been a fan of knock out being anything resembling a very good single parent in wildbreak aus bc by god i dont think he'd cope at all with that. he just really doesn't know what to do with kids. like what's he supposed to talk to them about? knock outs the guy who starts talking to a 5 yr old about taxes. bumblebee does not particularly trust him and imo unlike tfp beebs who i think becomes ko's strange little inter-generational racing buddy, cranky old earthspark bee thinks knock out similar to swindle and. probably rightfully so. also breakdown's ex? why not. that's funny. breakdown and ko are totally chill. bumblebee is not.
earthspark ko in my head would be a deserter whose been hanging out on earth doing his own thing and he's not been afraid to slice and dice some unlucky mechs for energon to he can keep surviving. he would NOT subject himself to underground fights. little respect for big m or big o, wants very much so to return to cybertron.
since starscream has his own actual emotional support group this time i feel like inversely from tfp, starscream's moooore emotionally available and obviously pining, they probably have ~history~ but knock out got sick and tired of starscream's constant back and forthing on top of the little mini tyrant act so knock out is NOT interested but likes to hang around his old bitching buddy and can be tempted to help out with injuries if starscream can get him some niceties...
(fanfic concept that lives in my head is GHOST has been keeping a bunch of cybertronian stuff since imprisoning so many of them and opens the door to allow mechs to get their stuff back but starscream keeps stealing like. high grade and chamois cloths and wax and crap like that to woo knock out with lol)
hashtag thinks its all very much like her soap operas. starscream's sisters tease him endlessly about WINGLORD OF VOS pining after a grounder.
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HELLO HI!!! I was the one who requested the Gwen prom prompt and i was BALLING. Oh my god you’re amazing!!! Wala lang napaiyak lang ako HEKSJSKSJKSKS IM SO HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT!!! LOAF IT!!
If it isn’t a bother! I wanna rec again 🥺🙏
May i req a pampering-esque fic? Gwen x reader again!! (Haha im GAY!!)
Details: The reader is on their period, first day. They’re anemic too so it sucks ballz!! The thing is! This happened while Gwen was at her house and they had a sleepover the day before (As friends or more?) and Gwen had to witness everythingggg. The horrible cramps when waking up, the turning pale, feeling faint, round trips to the bathroom, the breathing exercises and etc! The reader told Gwen what to do, (to get iron pills, fruit and something to eat) so Gwen wouldn’t panic lol! (Go ahead and play around with it again! Doesn’t hav to be exact!! + take ur time & rest! bka overloaded ka 😚👐)
Loaf u and ur work so much have a wonderful day, week, MONTH AND ETC!!! 🥺🙏‼️
hello !!! :DD OMG THANK YOU POOOO !! YOU TOO <333 ALSO YES, I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE PERIOD COMFORT RELATED FICS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA <:DD
i get your pain--gwen stacy x fem!reader
summary: you woke up to the feeling of pain in your abdomen, the feeling of a warm rushing flow down there, and a lot of cranky feelings from your hormones beginning to get out of whack. luckily, your girlfriend's got you, she's here to make sure the only thing you'll feel as long as you're with her is nothing but pure comfort, despite being on 'the dot'. word count: 750
last night was a complete and total blur to you after 10 PM, all you remember was falling asleep in gwen's arms and just... kinda blacking out. you do remember it was a wonderful night, but all you could focus on now was the splitting pain in your abdomen as you realized the period flood was coming. you rushed for gwen's bathroom and changed, hoping you didn't leave any stains on her bed. you came back, wobbling and a little sick due to how light-headed you'd get when your flow would be this strong, and fortunately enough, her sheets were still clean when you got up.
you sighed as you sat yourself down on a bean bag in her room, placing a big plushie you brought with you down on your abdomen to try alleviating the pain. it wasn't the most effective tactic, but it had to do for the time being. you tried to sleep again, but the sharp pain in your lower abdomen hurt like hell. trying to sleep through it wasn't an option, and luckily, not for long either; because as soon as the pain came in, gwen woke up. she greeted you a good morning as she yawned, with you muttering a good morning back to her.
gwen looked at you and noticed you looked a lot less... vibrant than last night, a little more sullen and tired, even from having just woken up earlier. "hey, you okay?" she asked you as she climbed out of bed and walked over to you. since it was gwen, you could tell her just what kind of hell you had to endure for the week. "it's shark infested waters right now." you told her as she nodded and headed for her drawers, fetching you her finest-quality pads and tampons for you to choose from. "for you, m'lady." she said as she handed them to you on bended knee.
you giggled at her gallantry as you graciously accepted the feminine products she handed to you. "why, thank you, lady stacy." you thanked her as she smiled up at you and got up. you tucked the products away in your almost empty emergency case and as gwen sat down next to you with a slight smile on her face. "y'need anything else? i have iron supplements if you need any, since, y'know... periods aren't exactly very good for your anemia." she offered to you, which you smiled back at and nodded. "thanks, but don't worry, i'm fine right now. i guess all i need right now is..." you were about to finish as your stomach let out a loud grumble, causing for gwen to nod and extend a hand out to you to help you up. "i've got you, don't worry. breakfast is on the way." she said as you took her hand and stood up.
you and gwen ended up making breakfast together, what with her dad having left earlier that day, you two made it all on your own. though breakfast was great, you still felt the stinging pain and heaviness around your lower abdominal region, and every time you cried out even a little bit in pain, gwen looked over at you with concern and asked you what it was you needed, she'd get it for you. she brought you a hot pack when you told her the cramping was worsening, and before you even told her you needed them, she gave you pain killers right away. "i promise, i'll take care of you as long as you're here with me." she said as she placed her hand over yours and smiled at you.
you smiled back at her as you felt her hand on yours. you leaned close towards her and pecked a kiss on her forehead. "thank you, gwinny..." you thanked her as gwen felt herself blush a ton from your kiss, her cheeks tinting with dark reds and undertones of pink as her smile widened and she giggled involuntarily out of being flustered by your kiss. "no problem, love." she said as she kissed your forehead this time. you felt incredibly lucky to have her with you then and there, to have her understand and know exactly what you may need or want right then and there and just be with you and not assume for you what you need--you felt more and more safe and comfortable with her, when she's like this, maybe shark week'll be way more bearable with her by your side.
a/n: I NEED A GWEN IN MY LIFE PLEASE 🛐🛐🛐
tags !! @luvstarrstruck @maxoloqy @fiannee
#gwen stacy#gwen stacy x reader#gwen stacy x you#gwen stacy x y/n#gwen stacy fluff#atsv#atsv x reader#atsv x you#atsv x y/n#atsv fluff#atsv imagines#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse x reader#ghost spider#spider gwen#spider woman
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Could you do headcanons for all the rise boys trying to help an insomniac reader? Like reader has been awake for so long they’ve got a headache and just want to sleep but they can’t. I don’t know if this makes sense i don’t request a lot but I love how you write to boys and I need that fluff in my life.
Hey soul sista, I don’t wa— HUHHHHHH??????
A request???
*snatches paper*
“Maddesthatter26 asked: Could you do headcanons for all the rise boys trying to help an insomniac reader? Like reader has been awake for so long they’ve got a headache and just want to sleep but they can’t. I don’t know if this makes sense i don’t request a lot but I love how you write to boys and I need that fluff in my life.”
A/N: of course I can!! I hope you’ll forgive me if this isn’t entirely accurate, I based it off my own experience with insomnia as that’s all I really have to go on. YOU LOVE HOW I WRITE DA BOYS??? :DDDDD IM SO GLADDDAAAAAAAAAAA
—Insomnia is a B-tch—
Warnings(?): Reader gets cranky because they’re tired. Slight age regression(?) THERES FLUFF I PROMISE.
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Raph
Reader has been awake for 40 hours.
Your eyes ached as you opened them, looking up from your desk towards your phone screen, which had just lit up.
You could have sworn this was the 6th notification in the past hour, disrupting the blissful microsleeps you were able to squeeze in.
An involuntary twitch of annoyance riddled your face as you finally tried to read who it was, checking the brightness on your phone only to find that it was at the lowest setting.
Blurry words focused in to display the contact number on your phone, and you felt your heart drop.
Raph.
He was texting to see if you were alright, since you had replied to a text of his at 1 am. (Personally you didn’t think it a big deal, this was your second night being awake and you’d been up way later than that)
Breathing out a sigh, you let your fingers slide across the keyboard, sending the message before rereading it.
Raph lifted his phone, feeling pure relief at seeing your name— before worry crept back up his throat at the message you sent.
Sorry Raphiee I’m herrj, whs up?” -Y/n 🍓
His heart wavered a little as he texted back.
Are you sure you’re ‘here’? You sound a little out of it - Raphie❤️
Yea jus avvdoing sleep - Y/n 🍓
I’m sorry? -Raphie❤️
Cans u comm ov - Y/n 🍓
Come over? -Raphie❤️
Yop -Y/n 🍓
slightly confused, he grabbed his bag of necessities (always ready to go) and started to head over
You stumbled down the staircase, trying to be careful as the throbbing of your head got worse from moving.
Opening your door for him, you smiled tiredly at his large form— completely missing the heartbroken look in his eyes.
The way you looked so frail, so�� metaphorically beaten and bruised— and not to mention sick. He wanted to just scoop you up and take you away forever.
“Hiiii…” you drawled, words blurring together. “welcome to my ‘umble abode.”
He walked in unsteadily, dipping his head to avoid your doorframe. “Is anyone else awake?” He whispered, looking around for any signs of life.
“Nnnope” you chuckled, “how bout we watch a movie?” You smiled back at him, snuggling into his arm.
He shivered, were you always this cold? That couldn’t have been normal.. “You don’t sound yourself, (Y/n).. have you slept recently?” He asked, gently walking up the stairs in an effort to stop them from creaking (it didn’t work)
“I tried..” you sighed, completely ignoring his attempt at silence, “it feels like every time my head hits the pillow I just lose all my sleepiness.”
Raph thought for a moment as you two entered your room, trying to think up solutions. “Actually,” he smiled, turning to you, “How about that movie? I’ll set it up.”
You beamed at him, jumping into your bed as he pulled out his laptop. He set it to the lowest setting, making sure it wasn’t blinding for you.
Pulling out Ibuprofen from his bag, he said something about grabbing you a glass of water.
“This should help your headache.” He said, and you were left wondering how the hell he knew you had one. To him it was obvious
He put on something simple, then laid next to you, his arm around your shoulders as you used his forearm as a pillow. “You okay?” He asked, making sure he wasn’t crushing you, and you simply responded with a kiss on his hand.
Throughout the movie, he gave you plenty of nuzzles, letting you calm yourself with the steadiness of his breathing.
By the end, you were fast asleep, and he had gently closed the laptop, smiling as he snuggled his face into your hair.
Leo
Reader has been awake for 36 hours.
He was trying to make you laugh with a really bad joke, all giggles and laughs at being in your presence. Unfortunately, your beloved blue was talking so incredibly fast and laughing throughout it that you could just feel the throbbing of your head get worse and worse.
Overstimulation crept up your throat— you wanted to scream, to pass out, to huddle up in a dark room and never leave it ever again.
Before you knew it, the words “I’m too tired for this” left your mouth, letting all your scorn for sleep into the sentence. As soon as you spoke it, you immediately felt dread fill your stomach.
“Haha… what..?” Leo’s smile faltered only slightly, brows creasing as he analyzed your regret-ridden face. “Tired of… what?” He added on, begging to the gods that you hadn’t decided he was annoying. Please, god, don’t think he was annoying— not when he had fallen for you so hard.
“I’m so… sorry—“ you choked, and suddenly, you felt like you were going to cry. “I don’t— I didn’t— you’re not—“ you felt the world sinking in around you, air leaving your lungs as well as your willpower to speak. You dissolved into mumbles as you curled in on yourself, as if that would keep you from falling apart.
“Woah— woah, hey!” Leo was pulling your hands from your face, way more concerned about you than any joke he was going to make.
His hand caressed your cheek, head tilting to the side slightly as he analyzed your face.
His eyes then landed on yours— specifically the bags of sleepiness under your lashes. You always had them, and yet, today they looked worse somehow.
Mentally cursing himself for not noticing sooner, he brushed your hair from your eyes. “I’m not mad, I promise.” He reassured you, leaning his forehead against yours.
“What’s wrong?”
You began sobbing to him about your inability to sleep, and he was already scooping you into his arms, giving you little nods and ‘mhm’s to let you know he was listening.
In your rant, you hadn’t even noticed you were in Leo’s room until his eye-mask headphones had been placed around your ears, filling the world with the sound of gentle rain and wind.
You stared at him with surprise, but he didn’t even mention it, smiling as he sat next to you, scooping you into his arms and pulling the blankets over you both— his face nuzzling into your shoulder.
You were going to bring up the fact that it was almost noon and there was no way you could sleep now— but between the dark, the galaxy nightlight Leo had, his silk sheets, and his thumb rubbing soft circles on your back, you felt yourself slowly feel at ease.
Even if you didn’t fall asleep, you thought, this was a moment you wouldn’t trade for the world.
Donnie
Reader has been awake for 49 hours.
“Dove?” Donnie lifted his goggles, turning to you when you didn’t respond.
You hummed, looking back up at him with a dazed expression. “huh? What’s up? I didn’t miss an info-dump, did I?”
He looked at you with slight confusion, unsure whether you were being genuine or mocking him. “Are you— feeling alright?” He asked, brows furrowing slightly.
“Oh— I’m fine, I’m great.” You smiled, the gesture not reaching your eyes.
You had joined your boyfriend’s work in an attempt to ignore how much sleep had been evading you, but with all the lights in his lab, the throbbing in your head was only getting infinitely worse.
“You don’t look grea— I’m fine!” You glared, taking the opportunity to squint from the blaring lights.
Donnie said nothing, only quirked a painted brow— as if he had known- no, expected the outburst.
You shrunk a little under his gaze, feeling guilty for raising your voice. You didn’t even know why you yelled anymore, “I’m.. sorry..” you mumbled, fidgeting with your fingers. You were beginning to wish you had told him rather than trying to avoid it, you just didn’t think he would be able to help.
Sure, your beloved Donnie had insomnia as well but he was mutated for war, he doesn’t exactly crave sleep like you do.
“So..?” The terrapin queried, waiting for you to explain rather than assuming. He had a theory, but if he knew anything from ‘Dr. Feelings’, it was that people don’t like when they’re made out as something they aren’t.
“My insomnia has been a bit of a.. pain in the arse recently.” You confessed, and Donnie immediately bit down on a “knew it”, trying to pay attention to your tale of woe.
“Mhm,” he leaned forward, encouraging you to continue.
So you did, you told him everything, even earning a scoff when you said you didn’t think he could help.
“Sorry, was something about that funny?” You asked after he chuckled again, glaring as he shook his head, “oh ye of little faith.” He mused, turning in his chair so he could save and exit his program.
He then spun around, taking your wrist in his hand, “Porphyra, power down.” He said aloud, and all the fancy lights in his lab began to shut off. He guided you away, instead pulling you towards his room.
“Wait— where are we going?” You blubbered quickly, listening to his gentle laughter, “Did you not want to be lulled to sleep by my incredible presence?” A smirk grew on his face as he watched you blush, continuing to pull you along.
He quickly made a pillow nest on his bed, asking Shelldon to put on some soothing music for you.
“Did you want some pjs or something?” He asked, taking off his mask and battle shell. “No..“ you mumbled, trying your best to get comfy on his bed.
“Excellent.” He said, sitting next to you. “Come here, then.” His arms outstretched, waiting patiently for you.
He was nervous, don’t get me wrong. His head was going a mile a minute at the prospects of that much physical touch— but, he trusted you enough to listen if he got uncomfortable. So, as you cautiously leaned toward him, he pulled you in, laying on his back with you pressed against his plastron.
He let himself sigh, pulling you a little closer so he could adjust.
Your heart was speeding incredibly fast — although, listening to his heartbeat, the music, and his steady breathing— you couldn’t help but feel a little better.. tired, even.
You nuzzled in a little to his plastron. and he felt as if he combusted on the spot. God it was hard being the snarky one sometimes, especially when you were so cute.
Mikey
Reader has been awake for 27 hours.
Mikey had been in the kitchen, smiling to himself as he mixed a batch of brownies. He knew you had been stressed lately, so what better than to make your favorite treat?
He jumped nearly 10 feet in the air when he felt you lean on his shoulder, not noticing you from how hard he was focusing. “Oh- it’s just you (Y/n).” He smiled, snuggling his face into your cheek.
You wrapped your arms around the orange-clad terrapin, slowly letting him hold all your weight as your socked feet slid across the kitchen floor.
“Are you alr— wOAH—“ he stumbled as he realized you weren’t stopping, setting down the batter to accommodate. his arms quickly wrapped around your torso, holding you up like a handful of grapes.
You mumbled a greeting into his plastron, eyes half-closed. Was it always so— bright in the lair? You snuggled closer to him, hiding in the darkness of your eyelids.
Mikey looked at you with concern, “So… what’s up..?” He quirked a brow, trying to gently bring up the topic as Dr. Feelings.
You giggled slightly, then regret the choice as you felt the familiar throbbing in your head.
“Every….thing hurts.” You managed, a tipsy smile on your face.
Mikey’s lips pursed in a wavy line, noting the obvious lack of sleep in your figure.
“Have you-“ he paused, “slept— recently..?” He smiled warily, having known of your insomnia. If this was a harder episode than usual, he had to treat it delicately, and not like Dr. Delicate Touch unless necessary.
He looked to the forgotten batch of brownies, which were begging him to put them in the cookie sheet.
He smiled, cupping your face and pressing a sweet kiss to your forehead.
“How about this, sugar?” He tapped your cheeks lovingly with his thumbs, “I’m gonna throw these brownies in the oven, and then we’re gonna snuggle till you feel sleepy, okay?”
You whined, “but I haven’t been able to sleep..”
He thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers, delight gracing his face.
“Alright sweetness.” He picked you up, placing you on one of the seats at the dinner table. “Let’s eat, then! I’ll make you the best dinner ever!”
He gave you a large plate, filled with leftover turkey, candied carrots, and the like. He encouraged you to eat, sitting right by you and eating his own as the brownies baked.
What you didn’t know, was how much energy it took to digest that much food. It was delicious, but man, you suddenly felt like you had a lot on your plate.
Mikey chatted with you as the two of you sat, and the smell of brownies soon filled the room. He got up to rescue them from the oven, and then returned, setting them down in front of you both.
Soon you felt yourself slowing down, leaning into his shoulder as you finished your meal. You felt bad for not being able to eat the fresh brownies, but your eyes just felt so heavy.
Mikey smiled, kissing your head as he gently scooped you up, taking you to his room so he could cuddle you to sleep. He shot a text to the others, saying he would clean up later.
He definitely knew you well.
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A/N: I feel kinda bad that some of them are longer than others— I TRIED IM SORRY 😭😭
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#ROTTMNT#ROTTMNT x reader#ROTTMNT x you#ROTTMNT Leo#ROTTMNT Donnie#ROTTMNT Raph#ROTTMNT Mikey#Mikey x reader#donnie x reader#Leo x reader#raph x reader#regrettable writing
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trying not to go full doomer mode rn but im cranky bc im sick and im also tired of sites i enjoy being on turned into garbage slop
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now that i slept on it and im no longer tired and cranky (but still sick) that stream was the funniest possible outcome and im hyped as hell for the real trailer/stream. i think the breaking bad stream just purged the fandom of the worst fans and now we ride
#hlvrai#hlvrai2#hl2vrai#bbvrai#brbavrai#yes im using all the tags fuck u#my headache is still really bad today but i got like 10 hours of sleep so it evens out
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cranky rant below the line
"healthy male friendship representation" this," a quality queer slowburn" that
wanna know what i'd like? idc you're gonna
some fucking peace and quiet on my dash
honestly, it's late and i just saw a smug post with 400 notes about the whole thing and im just fucking sick and tired of the bullshit
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ACCOMPLISHING WITH THE SNIPING?
(not to mention the anon asks which range from mildly irritating to frankly revolting)
the show will continue on in whichever direction the creators decide makes for a better and/or more profitable story
yes, there's a shitton of male friendships in media already. you're not exhibiting special powers of discernment for noticing. and guess what, some of them are shitty, some of them are cool, each of them is slightly different, but not that much different.
you keep saying that buck and eddie have something unique. yes, they do. their bond is unique: intimate, loving, close. and it will continue being unique whether they fuck about it or not. jesus fucking christ.
would it be special, never-before-seen, if they eventually ended up dating? sure. maybe. depending on how the writers went about it.
however
and this i feel is crucial
"slowburn" is a descriptor given to a story either RETROACTIVELY or IF YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS
it makes absolutely no fucking sense to call something a slowburn if you don't know whether anything is in fact burning.
which, for that matter, you do not know.
fanfic writers tag slowburn because they know where they're going with the story and wish to assure their readers that they're gonna get there, just hang in there, it will just take a minute
i would like you to realise that what the claims that buddie is 100% clear and obvious example of a slowburn look like is, essentially, this:
YOU ARE AT THE LAST UPDATED CHAPTER OF A 300K WIP (REGARDING WHICH THE AUTHOR HAS ADMITTED THEY HAVE NO DEFINITE IDEA WHERE IT'S GOING OR FOR HOW LONG) WITH THE TAGS BEING ADDED AND CHANGING. SOME SHIPS ARE TAGGED, YOURS IS CURRENTLY NOT, AND YOU - THE READER - ARE ACTING AS THOUGH IT IS AND CALLING IT A SLOWBURN
fuck this is irritating
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Todoroki’s Revenge
Todoroki and Midoriya were up enjoying breakfast at Todoroki’s house Bakugo was there as well. Bakugo appeared more cranky than usual. Why? That’s because he is aching and sore. Bakugo made his way downstairs and he was shirtless.
Midoriya saw him Good morning Kacchan, Bakugo didn’t say anything he just got a bowl, uhm Bakugo didn’t you hear Midoriya say anything? Todoroki asked and also put on a shirt.
OI, SHUT THE FUCK UP ICYHOT IM FUCKING SORE AND I DONT CARE!!!!! Bakugo yelled his stomach gurgling loudly instead Bakugo grabbed an apple going back upstairs.
Todoroki rolled his eyes. I can't stand him then why did you invite him here? Midoriya asked my dad said he should rest after training yesterday so he brought him here Todoroki said. You really do hate him don’t you? Midoriya asked Hate him? No, he just gets on my nerves with all his damn yelling. Midoriya chuckled, I second that and they clicked glasses.
After breakfast Bakugo, Todoroki, and Midoriya went to school. Bakugo was incredibly sore that he just spent his day in recovery’s girl office. Kirishima Bakugo’s best friend was taking notes for him. Hey kirishima Todoroki and Midoriya said hey guys kirishima said bakubro isn’t feeling well so I’m taking notes for him kirishima said you do know he’s just sore right? Todoroki asked yeah I know but when you’re sore you don’t feel 100% kirishima said true Midoriya said.
Soon enough Bakugo walked through the door and he saw Kirishima and he walked over to him. Come with me you’re walking me back to the dorms Bakugo said why? Kirishima asked don’t question me Bakugo said Todoroki rolled his eyes at Bakugo.
He was thinking of a plan after school Todoroki, Midoriya and Bakugo had training with All Might and Endeavor. So at lunch time Todoroki is going to go to the store that’s near UA and get the most powerful laxative he could find.
Bakugo was taking a warm shower for his aching muscles the part that was the most stiff on him was his back, once he finished he put on his underwear and his black bomb pants and he laid down on his stomach. Kirishima gave him a deep tissue back massage. Cracking his spine and unloosing those stiff aching muscles Bakugo moaned so what was Deku and Icyhot talking to you about? Bakugo asked, I’m sure what they wanted Kirishima said. ohh so sore Bakugo Groaned do you want me to stop? Kirishima asked did I say that? Bakugo asked no Kirishima said then shut the hell up and keep on rubbing. Bakugo said Kirishima continued to rub his back.
Todoroki and Midoriya went to the sore and got the laxative. So what are you going to put it in? Midoriya asked as they walked into the dorms his water bottle in the fridge Todoroki said. Okay Midoriya said so Todoroki got Bakugo’s water bottle and he dumped half of the laxative into his drink and he stirred it up placing it back into the fridge. I also got him some prunes Todoroki said Midoriya smiled.
Soon after Kirishima came downstairs he was upset. Kirishima, what's wrong? Midoriya asked it’s Bakugo he’s so damn rude I can’t take anymore kirishima said he’s always talking to me as if I’m dumb Kirishima said. Well you’re in lucky cause I’m pulling some revenge on him just like you I’m sick and tired of him Todoroki said. So what’s the plan? Kirishima asked.
Todoroki told him of his plans and Kirishima’s job was to keep him from entering the bathroom. Soon Bakugo came downstairs dressed in his school outfit. You idiots ready? Bakugo asked, grabbing his water bottle. He took a few sips here eat some prunes. Todoroki said why would I eat anything that you brought? Bakugo asked just as Bakugo’s stomach growled out of hunger. Tch, fine Bakugo took the bag form Todoroki he ate some as they waited for Endeavor and All Might.
It was a small bag so Bakugo ate the whole thing and he drinked more of his water. Todoroki smiled what the hell are you smiling at? Bakugo asked oh nothing Todoroki said soon enough endeavor and All Might came to collect them.
While driving to the Agency Bakugo felt his lower stomach beginning to growl. You okay? Todoroki asked don’t worry about it Bakugo said his stomach continued to growl in an upset way. Bakugo bit his lower lip and gently rubbed his stomach. You okay? God dynamite? Endeavor asked Bakugo just looked out the window, shaking his leg as the growling in his lower stomach continued.
All Might, Midoriya, and Kirishima were talking and laughing. Soon Bakugo, Todoroki, and Endeavor walked into the building and soon All Might, Midoriya, and Kirishima walked into the building as well. The growling in Bakugo’s stomach got louder Ugh, Bakugo groaned Shut the hell and die Stupid Stomach why are so upset anyway? Bakugo asked but then he remembered. Wait a second Bakugo asked HEY YOU BASTARD YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY MY STOMACH IS UPSET DIDN’T YOU!!!!! Bakugo yelled. Todoroki shook his head I don't know what you’re talking about YES THE FUCK YOU DO YOU BROUGHT THOSE PRUNES KNOWING WE HAD SOMETHING TO DO TODAY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!! Bakugo yelled but then he started farting rather loudly YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!!! Bakugo yelled. Running to the bathroom. Todoroki started laughing.
When Bakugo reached the bathroom he saw Kirishima standing in the way MOVE!!!!! Bakugo yelled sorry dude, someone is in the bathroom Kirishima said Bakugo’s stomach growled loudly. Bakugo loudly farted with each fart it came out watery Bakugo blushed running to the next one. Kirishima laughed.
Bakugo reached the next Bathroom he saw Midoriya standing there, MOVE YOU DAMN NERD!!!!! Bakugo yelled Sorry Kacchan someones is in the bathroom Midoriya said oh for fuck sakes Bakugo said he went to the next Bathroom MIdoriya laughed.
Bakugo went to every bathroom and each of them was locked. Bakugo’s stomach growled extremely loud Bakugo moaned Ugh Bakugo moaned he soon approached Endeavor and All Might. What’s wrong you should be getting Ready Endeavor said Bakugo placed a hand on his stomach as it growled. What’s the matter Young Bakugo? All Might asked I need to use the bathroom but they were all locked. Bakugo said What? Endeavor asked Bakugo pushed and out came a lot of Diarrhea. Bakugo blushed and he kept pooping himself.
Bakugo dropped to his knees and the diarrhea just kept coming out. Bakugo started crying out of embarrassment. Midoriya and kirishima watched from afar and they felt bad for Bakugo. Endeavor and All Might helped Bakugo.
After Bakugo’s little sick spell he was in his dorm room resting. Kirishima and Midoriya were helping Bakugo out all while Todoroki was in the hospital recovering from the beating he got from Bakugo during the training with Endeavor and All Might. Lesson learned for Todoroki: never upset Bakugo’s stomach without a good reason. Kirishima and Midoriya learned that lesson as well because they were on board with Todoroki’s foolishness.
#katsuki bakugo mha#eijiro kirishima#shoto torodoki#bnha endeavour#all might#upset stomach#stomach gurgling#farting#follower request#diarrhea#laxitives#revenge scheme#mild cussing
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I love your Steddie bodyguard au, I can see Eddie being a brat while Steve is feeling too sick and tired to deal with him but doing his job anyway. Only to have to call out the next day, and maybe Eddie feels a teenie tiny bit guilty for causing the other man problems.
(I’m too tired to fully write fic on this, but I want to reply lol)
Yes! Especially if this is in the early stages of Steve working for him? Eddie likes to press buttons and see how far he can push. Maybe he’s still a little high off of whatever he did the previous night, is a little cranky, and Steve is getting on his nerves (for no actual reason).
Maybe they go to a club and Eddie bolts like usual, making Steve look all around for him? But Steve’s off his game so he spends more time than usual hunting the actor down, and it’s raining? And Eddie’s all ‘get over it’ and bratty, and Steve just shoves him into the car.
That next morning he calls to let them know he won’t be able to come in? He calls Caroline (Eddie’s manager), and she tells Eddie, who feels bad? Even goes as far as to send a text?
Sorry I was a little shit yesterday. You’re probably wearing an ugly matching pajama set, so know if you are im laughing at you. Feel better.
He gets a photo back two minutes later from Steve’s POV where he’s watching tv on a couch. It shows his stomach and legs dawned in exactly that- a matching pajama set, and Eddie beams.
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Thanks so much for remembering, I'll answer.
hi mommy , I am great and you?
It's ok, you can ask whatever you want, what happened was that I got sick and totally in a bad mood when I get like that nobody can stand me, I turn into an emotional bomb. And I had a kind of ridiculous argument with a friend, it was crazy but we're fine.
I had a throat infection where the glands swelled and I didn't eat anything for days, I only drank, I could barely move my body in so much pain and I had a lot of fever. Well, I'm better now and I don't feel pain. It's because there's a cartoon called "Annoying Orange" she took the reference to offend me by saying that I was worse than Orange, do you believe in such a thing? I told her she didn't offend me and I continued to piss her off some more. You can laugh feel free
Shopping makes me happy, so imagine how you are, and have a great trip.
I'm 19, turning 20 this year
I'm not working at the moment, I'm treating a mental illness that's not too worrying, when I'm cured I'll go back to work. You are 30 years old, right?
-nygma
I'm okay. Just tired.. hahaha.
Ah i see wow,u went through a lot for a week.. n it was fun a lot..that sucks..im sorry..well im glad that u n ur friend r okay now. 😊
Ah i see..so u r that type of person who is cranky when u r sick? I think when i'm sick, (i cant find the right words for this) i am more whinny n maybe needy in every stuff with someone i feel close. I will still trying to look tough or strong (especially to someone im not really close) but if someone "baby" me, i would love it.haaha.
Oh gosh, infection is the worst.. because it will give u high fever n body ache..
Ah i see.. i actually never heard that show before.. hmm i dont really understand though.. i dont think oranges r annoying.haha.
Well, im not really a shopper though.. i mean it's fun but i prefer just chil at home, listening to music or sleep.lol
Ah i see.. 19 turning to 20. U have a long way but im sure there will be a lot of interesting n great things ahead! Just keep positive thinking n dont give up. 😁
Haha i wish i'm 30.. 😆😅 well, im actually older than 30.. i'm 36 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where r u from if u dont mind me asking? Im just wondering because u r still awake.. it's either u r a night owl too like me, or we r in differrnt timezone. 😁
Cheerio!
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Siblings stick together
TAGGING ➝ Alex Washington, Liv Washington @livtoseeabrightertomorrow
LOCATION ➝ Locked down at Shelter Build.
TIME FRAME ➝ 10/13 afternoon.
WARNINGS ➝ None.
SUMMARY ➝ Liv and Alex comfot each other after the earthquake
Liv Washington
If there was one thing that Liv was grateful for in this crisis, it was that Alex was trapped here with her. There were so many people that Liv cared deeply about and didn't know where they were and if they were okay (although knowing that there weren't any fatalities as of right did make her feel a little better), but at least her brother was here and she could see that he was doing absolutely fine. Thriving and making new friends even, which was so very like him and made her feel that much more comfortable. She moved to sit next to him, sinking down with a heavy sigh and resting her head on his shoulder, taking one of the packs of Oreos from his stash and opening it. "I'm glad you're safe." Liv mumbled, "I feel so dumb for freaking out like this, it's just an earthquake, everyone's fine but..." She trailed off, sniffing softly.
Alex Washington
Alex had had enough of all this. He was cranky and tired and just wanted a nice warm drink and his own bed. He was tired of always having to be the positive one. The only thing keeping his mind at ease at the moment was the knowledge that his sister was safe and luckly she was here with him. As she came over and sat next to Alex he felt this great sence of releaf. At least she was ok he kept telling himself. He knew she was not finding this easy. At Livs confession Alex grabbed her hand. "hay! Livy" he said "Im so glad your safe too. Honesly i think i would have lost my mind if i hadent seen you here." He gave her hand a quick squeeze. "Your not dumb. No matter how often these might happen they will always be scary. your ok. I'm ok. Us Washingtons have to stick together." Alex signed and as he heard Liv's soft sniffle he turned and embraced his sister. "its all gonna be ok Livster. You'll see. We've just got this fuckin adventure first. You have held me togeher today so let me hold you too."
Liv Washington
Liv moved closer to him as he took her hand, grateful beyond all comprehension that she could at least hang out with her brother in the midst of all this uncertainty and chaos. She didn't have the energy to be her usual sunshiney self right now, and Alex was the only person (here at least) that had ever seen her not be. Liv trusted him more than anyone else in her life, "I just feel dumb y'know? I have definitely been through worse than this, but I'm still a mess... I just wish the signal would come back for a little while at least so I could check on everyone, and then I'd be okay." She giggled a little despite herself, "Can you imagine what kind of cheesy swimming pun mom would have for us right now if she was here?" She leant into Alex's embrace, wrapping her arms around his waist as her years slipped down her cheeks again, cursing silently. She was so sick of crying lately, "It's kind of a sucky adventure Alex..." Liv huffed, "You're always holding me together too. You know I love you right? And that I'm really glad that we get to be brother and sister because you're one of my favourite people in the whole world?"
Alex Washington
The one thing keeping Alex together in this moment was the knowledge that Liv was ok. He has missed so many moments with her and he felt blessed if that was the right word, that they were at least doing this together. Watching Liv's mask slip made Alex realise just how fucked up this whole situation was. And it was taking so long. He felt frustrated and angry that he couldnt protect her in that moment. "Hay! don't be like that. Your not dumb! Who cares what we've been through in the past. It dosent take away from what you're going through now." One thing that came from this whole exerpience was that it had totally taken his mind off of his mother. Alex rolled his eyes when Liv brought her up. Waving his arms around has he did her impression: "When life throws you in the deep end, remember—you were built to swim, not sink!" Seeing Liv like this was horrible. He wanted to scream. He gave her a tighter squeeze. "I know Liv. your the greatest at showing it. Always have been. I love you too! So much Liv." He pulled back to smile at her. "I'm one of your favourite people??? Wow what an honour!" As they shared this moment Alex leant back on his bad hand and his wrist gave out.
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