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jd-vandal · 4 months ago

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Feelin pretty silly, might put laxatives in marks thanksgiving stuffing idk

#shipwrecked 64 #studiogrounds vandal #parody #thanksgiving #laxitives

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anonnnx · 7 months ago

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Does anyone know how to use laxatives for weight loss? I keep HORRIBLY failing. Maybe it's not for me?

#⭐️rving #⭐️ve #bulim14 #⭐️ ing motivation #lax abuse #laxitives #im starvin #starv1ng #starv3 #starved to death #love starved

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misforgotten2 · 1 year ago

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He was so constipated he couldn’t clear the bar because he was carrying so much extra weight.

Parents Magazine May 1953

#1953 #laxitives #sports #vintage ad #advertising #advertisement #vintage ads #1950s #1950s ad #1950's #1950's ad #funny #humor #humour

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phantommpains · 7 months ago

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I can feel my bowels falling apart

#lax abuse #laxitives #tw edtwt

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l3n34n4 · 8 months ago

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I love tea laxatives <3

#thinspø #3d not sheeran #laxitives #thinspiraton #thinnerpls

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misforgotten2 · 1 year ago

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Who is this Phillips guy and just what did she do to her to make her so happy?

Parents Magazine - 1952

#1952 #milk of magnesia #laxitives #medication #vintage ads #vintage ad #advertising #advertisement #1950s #1950s ad #1950's #1950's ad #funny #humor #humour

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spngirl1967 · 1 year ago

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Well I sure messed up.....

I took a laxative on a tattoo appointment day....

You could say this day is gonna get a little......

Shitty.....

Oops....

#laxitives #oopsie #girl problems

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wheeziestsoup · 1 year ago

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#youtube #podcast #spotify #movies #video #childhood memories #post #laxitives #runs

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misforgotten2 · 2 years ago

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What were laxatives like before Ex-lax, something out of Guantanamo Bay, like water boarding with prune juice?

Parents Magazine 1945

#vintage ad #vintage ads #advertising #advertisment #1945 #laxitives #ex-lax #medication #medicine #1940s #1940s ad #1940's ad #1940's #funny #humor #thunderbird #mother and child

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teriyakichop · 25 days ago

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Bubble guts

LOL!

Don't flatter yourself, bitch, I say hello and speak to everyone; people who love me and hate me alike.

For all we know, me approaching you probably made your day and you're too ashamed to admit it.

But shiddddddddd, if being approached in an MMORPG bothers you that much where it turns your stomach, it lets me know that your real life struggle must be worst than wet dogshit on a rainy day.

Besides, it ain't like you have the balls to tell me to fuck off in-game, so keep worshiping me in secret.

I didn't do anything to anyone, and look at how you're hyper-overreacting, you silly Chicken Little Bitch. <3

#world of warcraft #the war within #moon guard #drama #depressing shit #negativity #roleplay #bubble guts #laxitives

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nekozhongliz · 1 month ago

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