#and im making it everyones problem

[unh0lyvenom]

you idiot. we could have been... us.

[tigeristired]

thinking about ctiger moodboard

[ixorahh]

[sniffs] this is all i got.. this all i got

[stranger-detective]

Wow. This world really just takes your excitement and bitch slaps it into the void huh

[beth21303]

what if i were to just casually make yall listen to a song that is coded like Fable talking about/to Isla after taking her memories???

what if i just... *drops song on the floor*

*runs away*

[little-jey]

being old is so hard literally my back hurts all the time my knees creak every time i stand up when will death come for me it must be soon... (me literally not even 30)

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

HURRA FOR DEG!!! (that's happy birthday in norwegian)

🎉🎉

[squirrelqueue]

what i am taking from this is;

Make jokes about wanting to commit arson.

i allow myself one suicide joke a month because a well-placed “i’m going to kill myself” can be REALLY funny but like for real yall, if you’re suicidal or depressed in any capacity, or even if you aren’t, if you make suicide jokes constantly your brain will internalize it and you will actually want to kill yourself. which you don’t want to do. and if you stop making suicide jokes then you will feel better. same with any kind of self deprecation— stop doing it and you will start to feel better. i’ve been suicidal at several points in my life and i can guarantee you from personal experience that it fucking works. stop making kms jokes every day and your life will improve. and other people get uncomfortable when you make kms jokes constantly. be nicer to yourself

[glynder]

im literally so abnormal about archen rn he's my little guy.

[preservingpussy]

The strike is over I'm buying pizza I dont care how expensive it is I have to study and Im NOT being brave about it

[nailgunstigmata]

haunted by a vision

[meteooru]

Pt. 4 of the fake dating au

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aaaaaaa enjooooy

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[mackthecheesy]

i love when chiyo is drawn like

[blessedshortcake]

I have had the most miserable 3 days and I am opening my google docs as I am typing this from my phone so I hope the ao3 folks are ready for some uhhh pain i guess