#and im making it everyones problem

[unh0lyvenom]

you idiot. we could have been... us.

[tigeristired]

thinking about ctiger moodboard

[ixorahh]

[sniffs] this is all i got.. this all i got

[stranger-detective]

Wow. This world really just takes your excitement and bitch slaps it into the void huh

[beth21303]

what if i were to just casually make yall listen to a song that is coded like Fable talking about/to Isla after taking her memories???

what if i just... *drops song on the floor*

*runs away*

[little-jey]

being old is so hard literally my back hurts all the time my knees creak every time i stand up when will death come for me it must be soon... (me literally not even 30)

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

HURRA FOR DEG!!! (that's happy birthday in norwegian)

🎉🎉

[squirrelqueue]

what i am taking from this is;

Make jokes about wanting to commit arson.

i allow myself one suicide joke a month because a well-placed “i’m going to kill myself” can be REALLY funny but like for real yall, if you’re suicidal or depressed in any capacity, or even if you aren’t, if you make suicide jokes constantly your brain will internalize it and you will actually want to kill yourself. which you don’t want to do. and if you stop making suicide jokes then you will feel better. same with any kind of self deprecation— stop doing it and you will start to feel better. i’ve been suicidal at several points in my life and i can guarantee you from personal experience that it fucking works. stop making kms jokes every day and your life will improve. and other people get uncomfortable when you make kms jokes constantly. be nicer to yourself

[glynder]

im literally so abnormal about archen rn he's my little guy.

[preservingpussy]

The strike is over I'm buying pizza I dont care how expensive it is I have to study and Im NOT being brave about it

[meteooru]

Pt. 4 of the fake dating au

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aaaaaaa enjooooy

[nailgunstigmata]

haunted by a vision

[hexxedcore]

18+ MDNI

caitlyn, who is shameless in pampering you and spoiling you. you deserve only the best, of course, and with her family luxury it isn’t as though the expenses will be missed by her parents.

caitlyn, who makes sure her purchases are going to good use by making you test out each pair of lacy navy panties she buys with her.

caitlyn, who indulges in a well-deserved form of stress relief in the shape of you after coming home from her new demanding position beside ambessa. who essentially gets pussy drunk after driving you past your fragile limits.

caitlyn, who takes advantage of her family’s spacious mansion to take you just about anywhere and everywhere should the desire arise. tobias still refuses to sit on the common room lounge.

caitlyn, who apologises for each hour she was away by punctuating them in kisses up your thighs before she eats you out. who takes you with the hunger of a starving woman.

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[mackthecheesy]

i love when chiyo is drawn like