Wow. This world really just takes your excitement and bitch slaps it into the void huh
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being old is so hard literally my back hurts all the time my knees creak every time i stand up when will death come for me it must be soon... (me literally not even 30)
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HURRA FOR DEG!!! (that's happy birthday in norwegian)
🎉🎉
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im literally so abnormal about archen rn he's my little guy.
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
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I have had the most miserable 3 days and I am opening my google docs as I am typing this from my phone so I hope the ao3 folks are ready for some uhhh pain i guess
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!Minors dni
Satoru's absolutely feral one night after a waiter on your date, making small talk, asked if you had any kids. He's all over you the second you walk in the door of your apartment, and you're wondering what's gotten into him until he's asking if you remember what the waiter said. Wasting no time he's practically ripping your clothes off as he leads you to the bedroom. Satoru's kissing up your neck and bottoming out and rambling between rough thrusts about how much he loves you he needs to feel you needs to fill you up has to get you pregnant. He's whimpering and practically blowing his load at the idea of your belly getting round and everybody knowing it was because of him. Quickly, he's reaching his hand down to rub tight circles on your clit to get you as close as he is. He's rutting up into you, making sure you take all of him because he just has to make sure it takes, and honestly? Satoru's making more noise than you when you clench and cum around him.
"Don't you think our kid would be the strongest though?"
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KATHRYN NEWTON & COLE SPROUSE as LISA SWALLOWS & THE CREATURE
LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams
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