#and im like 'boss. are you warning them about me? i mean its true but do you mean it in a good way??'
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I just want to work with my raptors and other creatures and not be perceived by human society for like. 24 hours. can we do that? cool
#leona blogs#oh to be perceived#my boss at the zoo introduced me to someone with a 'this is Lou. she has a lot of energy. good luck keeping up with her bc she goes forward'#and im like 'boss. are you warning them about me? i mean its true but do you mean it in a good way??'#people will add comments (positive/neutral) about me when im there and i just#oh right i am Perceived by people. please let it be a good Perceive. people who i like and respect and whos opinion i care about#i hope u like me
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shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)
note: yes thereâs the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes
part one
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chefboyardee: life lately
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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing
âł chefboyardee: i think it was the best iâve ever had
marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu
âł chefboyardee: leave my girl alone
âł richietheking: I knew you guys were lez
âł syd_adamu: we arenât and you canât say that
âł chefboyardee: oh.. we arenât? âšď¸đ
âł syd_adamu: đ
carmyberzatto: đ˛đĽ
THE GOLDEN TRIO
[ 7:45 AM ]
y/n: did you see
did you see
did
you
see
ogmgokggkowkfofsk
syd: pardon??
what did richie do oh my god
did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day
fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad
marcus: nope i wish
y/n: he commented on my post đđđđ
syd: who
marcus: think about it
who else would cause this reaction
y/n: carmy!!!!!!!
i woke up to him commenting đ˛đĽ đđđđ
syd: woah and the heart eyes?
y/n: no thatâs my addition
syd: the bar is in hell
HES YOUR BOSS
y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??
marcus: yâall so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM âźď¸ THE BABYâS UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA đŠđ¤¨
syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????
y/n: bye im done
im leaving for work.
donât talk to me ever again
done.
marcus: bye đ
why do you leave so early fool
syd: so she can be teachers pet
marcus: smh always there before everyone
y/n: not true.
syd: i thought you werenât talking to us
y/n: đ
marcus: want me to bring yâall an iced latte again
y/n: âŚ. đ
WORK
[ 8:15 AM ]
y/n: AYOOOO
great job cleaning up after work yesterday đđ
richie: Is this a joke?
y/n: why would i joke about such a thing
carmy: Y/n what are you doing
y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty
carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no Iâll do it
This is not what I meant
y/n: well you yell too much
marcus: ouch
thatâs my station đ
carmy: Well clean it better
y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement
carmy: Not what that means
y/n: well notice how no oneâs mad at me
im making alliances day by day
richie: Youâve worked here for two years and we are already friends
y/n: so youâre saying you arenât my ally
richie: No
We are definitley in an alliance
y/n: love u richie
richie: Donât go that far
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WE HAVE THE BEEF đĽŠ
[ 3:25 PM ]
y/n:
he so fine im bouta cermmmmm
syd: âŚ..
marcus: :O
y/n: why are you acting shocked
like i havenât said this daily
tina: Woah girl who?
y/n: HUH
richie: Iâm not in the picture I donât get it
syd: letâs just keep working before carmy notices
tina: I donât care Iâm on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..
marcus: she was talking about me you guys
y/n: the guy in the back
oh i mean yeah marcus
tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..
y/n: we are having an affair
marcus: no itâs about me
richie: I didnât know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..
tina: Something ainât right. No way they are.
marcus: we arenât itâs just our sense of humor
y/n: i was just being funny!
tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?
syd: came out of the office and said âjust cuz weâre slow doesnât mean you can play on your phonesâ đđŻ
tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?
y/n: what no
tina: Well I wouldnât blame you. Heâs cute
y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT
its the tattoos isnât it
richie: You have to be fucking joking
tina: I was playing..
y/n: im confused
syd: that was cruel
marcus: who cares itâs not a big deal
y/n: so you donât think heâs cute tina?? âšď¸âšď¸
tina: No he is cute⌠for you đ
y/n: this is humiliating
richie: Iâll tell him
y/n: NO
stop
sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY
richie im not joking iâll put a bomb in your floorboards
richie: Iâm just fucking with you kid
tina: This isnât over.
THE GOLDEN TRIO:
[ 3:40 PM ]
syd: y/nâŚ.
marcus: you look like a ghost y/n
y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc
iâm done im so done
marcus: stop looking so sad itâs making me feel bad
syd: itâs okay! just be thankful it wasnât to the work groupchat with him in it..
marcus: true it could be worse
y/n: i guess so
thank you for trying to cover for me marcus
marcus: anytime you know i got you
syd: letâs get back to work before we start looking obvious
#carmen berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#the bear#the bear imagine#carmy berzatto imagine#x reader#carmen berzatto imagine#sydney adamu#sydney adamu x reader#richie jerimovich#richie jerimovich x reader#the bear reader insert#the bear text au#carmy berzatto text au#crack#fluff#social media au#text au
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Lost and Found: A Pirate's Promise
The first gif, is cause its the standoff, and also Caesar with the heart eyes for Joker, and the second gif because I cant find a gif of them running. Dressrosa really do be bringing out the passion and action.
Chapter 26: Doflamingoâs Deadly Game
A/N: We are back with another chapter! I truly cant wait for you guys to read this one, Chapter 27 is done and Im currently working on chapter 28. Thank you guys so much for liking, commenting, reblogging, and interacting!. I also have a special chapter cooking for Sabo and Y/N and what went down during those two years... We have some good stuff coming up, also dont forget to like chapter 25 also! And without further a do lets get to it and let the adventure begin!
Word Count: 5.1KÂ
Sanji x Reader, Sanji x Y/N, One piece x ReaderÂ
Laws POVâŚÂ
Doflamingo laughed softly, his voice dripping with mockery. âBetter hurry, Law. She wonât last much longer.â
We stood locked in a three-way standoff: Admiral Fujitora and his men on one side, Doflamingo opposite me, and Caesar still pathetically at my side. The air was thick with tension, a clash waiting to erupt. Caesar turned, frantic as ever, babbling in a desperate plea.
"Joker! Make him pay for this! And also the prinâ"
Without hesitation, I grabbed him by the scarf, choking off his words as I dragged him closer. âThe dealâs off, Doflamingo!â My voice was sharp, resolute. There was no going back now.
Doflamingoâs menacing laugh echoed through the battlefield. âI havenât seen you in ten years, Law. Show your old boss some respect.â His grin widened, dark and unforgiving. âAs for Caesar, you know how valuable he is to me. I need him back.â
âOhh, Joker, you do care!â Caesar swooned beside me, completely missing the gravity of the situation.
One of the Marines spoke up, eyes shifting between the parties. âAdmiral, it appears Law brought in Caesar Clown for a trade-off.â
Fujitora nodded, the weight of his presence almost palpable. âAh, yes. The scientist responsible for that poison gas. A tricky situation... If he works for one of the Seven Warlords, he might be granted amnesty.â His brow furrowed as he weighed the situation. âThis is delicate.â
Doflamingo chuckled, his voice cutting through the air like a knife. âThey say you and Ryokugyu are forces to be reckoned with on the battlefield.â
âSir, you flatter me,â Fujitora responded, calm but wary.
âCut the crap. I donât need praises,â Doflamingo spat, growing impatient. His smile twisted into something more sinister.Â
âIâm having a little trouble unraveling the situation here, but it seems to me that as a Warlord, youâre doing things that go beyond your authority... like this fellow over here calling you Joker.â
Fujitoraâs voice remained steady, though there was a hint of warning beneath it.Â
âIf youâre really trying to take me down, be ready to dirty your hands. Itâll take a mountain of evidence. Now... what do you plan to do about Law?âÂ
Doflamingoâs eyes glinted with dangerous intent as he turned his gaze back to me. His laughter stopped, and the battlefield grew even colder in his silence. âIf youâre referring to the news about your alliance with the Straw Hats, then yes, heâs guilty.â Fujitoraâs voice was calm but firm, the weight of his words unmistakable. âSo tell me, Lawâis he simply your subordinate, or an ally? The answer will determine whether you both are guilty. If so, that means weâll arrest you... and the Straw Hats.â
âWhat kind of excuse is that?!â Caesar shrieked, his voice trembling. âSo all he has to do is lie, and heâs scot-free?â
My mind raced. Damn it. My plan had completely fallen apart. The Navy was here, and now I was the target. I glanced around, feeling the weight of every decision. I canât let the team in Dressrosa get caught up in this. If I lie, itâll only make things worse. I have to make a stand, here and now.
I took a deep breath and shouted, âItâs true! The Straw Hats arenât working under me. Weâre equals in this alliance!â
âYou just have to make things more difficult, donât you, Law?â Doflamingoâs laugh rang out, filled with cruel amusement. âWell then, itâs settled. Youâre guilty. But that wonât be the only thing making headlines tomorrow.â
Fujitoraâs face remained unreadable, but the air around him shifted. Suddenly, an immense pressure bore down on us, the ground beneath us trembling. âConsider this your sentence,â Fujitora said calmly as the sky darkened. From above, a massive meteor hurtled toward us.
The Marines scattered in panic, and Caesar scrambled for cover, but I stood my ground. âRoom!â I yelled, extending my hand. The space around me warped as I sliced the meteor in half, the debris crashing harmlessly around us. When the dust settled, all three of us stood in our original spots, a deep crack running through the battlefield like a scar.
âEven a blind man couldnât miss that,â I muttered, still catching my breath.
âAh, pardon me,â Fujitora said with a calm smile. âJust a small test.â
My heart pounded, but there was no room for hesitation. Fujitora continued, âNow, Law... youâre a criminal, which means Iâll have to arrest you.â
Doflamingo's grin widened as he watched the chaos unfold. âWhat now, Law? Youâre not going to run, are you? You wonât get far in my kingdom.â
I gritted my teeth, my mind scrambling for a solution. Iâve got to think of somethingâfast.
Sanji POVâŚÂ
The streets of Dressrosa were a blur as I raced forward, the pounding of my heart drowning out everything else. Violet was right behind me, her soft footsteps barely audible over the chaos. But even with her so close, my mind was elsewhereâon Y/N. I couldnât stop picturing her trapped in Doflamingoâs web, and it was driving me crazy. Every second I wasnât with her felt like a second too long.
With shaky hands, I grabbed my transponder snail and frantically dialed. âFranky,â I called out the moment he picked up, my voice tight with urgency. âWhereâs Y/N? Have you seen her?â
Frankyâs voice came through, calm but direct. âIâm heading to the flower field.â
I stopped dead in my tracks, confusion mixing with my frustration. âThe flower field? Why there of all places?â
Frankyâs tone sharpened, clearly not in the mood for my questions. âAnd where the hell have you been, huh?â
I hesitated, casting a quick glance at Violet, her presence reminding me why Iâd been gone. âI was⌠falling in love,â I admitted, my voice barely a whisper. Violet smiled at me, her eyes filled with a quiet understanding that almost made me forget the urgency of the moment. Almost.
But Frankyâs laughter brought me crashing back. âAh, so youâve moved on, huh? Guess Y/Nâs not on your mind anymore? Iâll be sure to let the others know there's less of a competition now!â
His words hit harder than I expected, and I could feel my chest tighten. Even with Violet by my side, Y/N was still there, lingering in my thoughts. No matter what Franky thought, I hadnât forgotten about her. I couldnât. Not with the danger she was in.
âFranky, cut the crap,â I snapped, my voice cold. âWeâve got bigger things to deal with. Just tell me if youâve seen Y/N.â
âHonestly, I havenât since we separated,â Franky admitted.
âCrap, we need to find her and fast!â My mind raced with the possibilities of what Doflamingo could be planning. Franky continued, âBy the way, I also know where the factory is, but it wonât be easy. Thereâs a whole thing about it.â
âWeâll be lucky if we even make it out alive,â I muttered under my breath, frustration and urgency mixing together.
âYeah, Iâve heard about Doflamingoâs plan,â Franky replied. âWe walked right into that trap. But just because weâre in deep now doesnât mean we canât salvage the operation. Iâve got a few tricks up my sleeve. We can still do some serious damage.â
"Alright," I said, trying to focus, âjust meet me at the flower field, and weâll work things out.â
Franky chuckled, âWhat the hell is that place? Sounds like something out of a fairy tale!â
I couldnât help the irritation creeping into my voice. "By the way, Iâm worried about Y/N. With Doflamingoâs plan, things are getting worse. And Iâm also worried about Nami!â
Frankyâs voice softened a bit. âDonât worry, Y/Nâs tough as nails. And so is Nami. Theyâll be fine, Sanji. Youâve got to have some faith. We just need to find Y/N before Doflamingo does. As for Nami, sheâs got Brook and monster Chopper watching her back.â
I opened my mouth to respond when a commotion broke out around us. A crowd had gathered, watching something on a large screen. I glanced over and froze. âHey! Whatâs going on there?â I spotted Luffy on the screen, inside the Coliseum, fighting.
âFranky, why the hell is Luffy fighting?!â I demanded, my frustration spiking again.
âOh, yeah,â Franky said, as if just remembering. âHeâs fighting in some big tournament. I forgot to mention it.â
I groaned, running a hand through my hair. âWhy the hell did you leave him alone? You know damn well he canât be trusted on his own!â
Franky didnât miss a beat. âHey, youâre one to talk. You lost Zoro and Y/N!â
I clenched my fists, frustrated, but Franky wasnât wrong. Violet, standing close to me, tensed. Her eyes darted around as if sensing danger before she spoke. "Blackleg, I have to leave. My men have found me. You and your crew are focused on getting to the factoryâhere, take this." She quickly handed me a folded piece of paper. âItâs disguised as a toy factory.â
I grabbed the map, my heart pounding. "No, you canât go! If youâve helped me this far, thereâs no turning back!" I protested, desperation creeping into my voice. The thought of her walking away nowâafter everythingâwas unbearable.
âItâs too late for me,â she said quietly, her voice carrying a weight of resignation. âThe executives already know Iâve betrayed the family. Iâm doomed.â
âViolet, wait!â I reached out, placing a hand on her shoulder. âThe western gateâmeet me there and stay hidden. Thatâs where our crewâs rendezvous point is. I swear, Iâll get you out. No matter the cost.â
She looked at me, her eyes softening, filled with both care and sorrow. There was something deeper in that gaze, something that made my chest tighten. âHopeless... youâre just hopeless,â she said with a small laugh, a blush creeping across her cheeks.
My heart raced, my mind split between saving her and focusing on the mission. But just as the tension hung in the air, a familiar voice shattered the moment.
âPardon me, sir, but please fight! Donât be hopeless!â It was Kinemon, and he was standing right in front of me, completely oblivious to the mood.
I groaned, my hand dropping from Violetâs shoulder. "Way to kill the mood, Kinemon. When did you even get here?"
Violet was already starting to slip away, her urgency returning. âViolet, wait!â I shouted, but Kinemon stepped in front of me again, blocking my path.
âFight those men!â Kinemon pointed toward a group of thugs trailing behind him, completely unaware of the delicate situation he was interrupting.
âReally, Kinemon?â I muttered, exasperated. With a swift spin, I kicked the nearest thug square in the face, sending him flying. One by one, the rest followed, collapsing like dominoes. After a few seconds, it was over. I took a drag of my cigarette, feeling the familiar burn in my chest. âTheyâre just thugs, Kinemon. Why the hell did you need me for this?â
Kinemon straightened, brushing off his robes as if he had just finished an important task. âI was informed that the toy factory is holding my dear friend, Kanjuro,â he said gravely, his face lined with worry.
I raised an eyebrow, exhaling a cloud of smoke. "Oh, is that so?"
Kinemonâs eyes widened, desperation creeping into his voice. âDo you know the way?â
I couldnât help but smirk, pulling out the small piece of paper Violet had handed me earlier. âSure, youâve got it,â I said, unfolding the map in front of him
Y/N POVâŚ
"Alright, I think I lost them," I muttered to myself, finally stopping after what felt like hours of running. My heart pounded in my chest as I bent over, placing my hands on my knees to catch my breath. My muscles ached, and I was heaving like Iâd just finished a marathon.
"When we get out of this," I breathed heavily, âIâm definitely gonna work on my cardio, because⌠man, Iâm out of shape.â I chuckled to myself between gasps for air. "Then again, I was injured for the most part, so maybe this counts as my workout."
My eyes landed on a bottle of water, abandoned on the side of the street. It was probably someoneâs, but I didnât care. I snatched it up, unscrewed the cap, and gulped down the cold water. âI needed that,â I sighed, wiping my mouth.
Suddenly, a loud voice echoed from the nearby broadcast. "The crowd is going crazy, folks! Lucy is destroying the competition⌠in pursuit of the Flame-Flame Fruit!"
My heart nearly stopped. "Lucy?" I straightened up, my mind racing. "Flame-Flame Fruit?" My eyes darted to the transponder snail broadcast, and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. "But thatâs⌠Aceâs fruit. How didâ"
My breath caught as the camera panned to the fighter in the arena. It was Luffyâno, Lucyâfighting like his life depended on it.
"Luffy?!" I whispered, eyes wide with shock. "What the hell is going on?!"
The crowd around me was roaring, cheering for "Lucy." It all made sense now. Luffy was after Aceâs fruit. My stomach twisted with a mix of emotionsârelief, worry, and confusion. But more than anything, I knew I had to get to him.
âI gotta get there, and quick,â I murmured under my breath, already gearing up to run again. I glanced to my far left and spotted the massive structure of the Coliseum in the distance.
"Iâm close!" I whispered to myself, my legs already moving. The pain in my body didnât matter now. All that mattered was getting to Luffy before anything went wrong. âHang on, Luffy, Iâm coming!â
With renewed determination, I pushed through the streets of Dressrosa, weaving past the citizens and sprinting toward the Coliseum. My mind raced just as fast as my feet, every step bringing me closer to whatever chaos awaited inside.
Law POV..Â
âRoom!â I yelled, slicing through the second meteor Fujitora had just sent crashing down. My heart pounded in my chest, but I kept my focus sharp.
âStrength truly admirable for a warlord,â Fujitora said, his tone calm but unwavering.
Before I could respond, I heard Doflamingoâs chilling voice cut through the air. âDonât interfere, heâs mine to kill, and mine alone,â he declared, launching a barrage of string bullets. One of them grazed my left cheek, drawing blood.
âDamn it,â I hissed, my mind racing. I couldnât afford to get bogged down here, not with Y/N still in danger. I leaped away from my position, darting into the dense forest, hoping to gain some distance. But Doflamingo wasnât far behind, his maniacal laugh echoing through the trees.
âYouâre not getting away that easily, Law!â Doflamingo taunted, his strings slicing through the air as he pursued me. âStop playing me for a fool! All this running around⌠itâs just to buy yourself some time!â
I gritted my teeth, pushing forward, trying to ignore the growing dread in my gut. I have to keep stalling. Thereâs no other option.
Doflamingoâs voice cut through my thoughts again, more venomous this time. âI will soon have her, Law. You canât protect her forever.â
âY/N...â The sound of her name made my blood run cold, and my eyes widened with fear. I had to keep him occupied. If he got to Y/Nâno, I couldnât let that happen. I had to keep moving, keep stalling. My only hope was to delay him long enough for the others to handle the situation.
But just as I thought I might create some distance, I skidded to a halt. Fujitora now stood in front of me, his immense presence blocking my path. My heart sank. And as I glanced behind me, Doflamingo emerged from the shadows of the forest, cutting off any chance of escape.
âCome on, did you really think I was going to let you have it your way?â Doflamingo sneered, his voice laced with malice.
âDamn it,â I muttered, my mind scrambling for a plan. I was trapped between two titansâFujitora in front, Doflamingo behind.
Sanji POVâŚÂ
Kinemon and I made our way toward the flower field, hoping to meet up with Franky so we could make our next move on the toy factory. My mind, however, was racing with concern for Y/N, who was still unaccounted for.
âFolks, we are down to two competitors for this round!â shouted the announcer over the video transponder snail. Kinemon and I paused for a second, looking at the broadcast. My eyes widened in disbelief.
âLuffy? Sir Luffy is there?!â
I clenched my fists, a mixture of frustration and worry bubbling to the surface. âCanât he stay out of trouble for once?â
Kinemon, oblivious to my rising temper, waved his sword in the air. âI say we go to the toy house, rescue Kanjuro, and deal with this situation after!â
I pinched the bridge of my nose, trying to rein in my frustration. âIâd love to, but we have two major problems. One, we donât know where Y/N is, and two, there are Marines everywhere,â I said, gesturing toward the streets swarming with navy personnel. âIt looks like theyâre trying to surround the Colosseum.â
âTo no end,â Kinemon added, tightening his grip on his sword.
I nodded, scanning the area. âIt seems like a lot of pirates and criminals entered the tournament. The Marines are just waiting to scoop them up as soon as they step out of the arena.â
âY/N... where are you?â I muttered under my breath, the anxiety gnawing at me. I couldnât help but think the worst. Every second that passed without finding her made the knot in my stomach tighten.
âWell, a society can only operate properly if criminals are apprehended,â Kinemon said with a straight face, completely missing the gravity of the situation.
I didnât hesitate to smack the back of his head. âDo you even realize youâre working with pirates right now? And one of them is standing right here!â
He blinked a few times, rubbing the spot where I hit him. âAh, yes. My apologies.â
I sighed. âWeâve got to figure out a way to warn Luffy without drawing attention to ourselves. But the entrance to the Colosseum is heavily guarded, and thereâs no way around.â
As we scouted the area, my eyes landed on a group of Marines stationed near the gate. Among them stood a towering figureâa Navy Vice Admiral, waiting outside the Colosseum.
 Law POVâŚÂ
âRun as much as you like, youâre just delaying the inevitable,â Doflamingo taunted, his voice dripping with malice as he pursued me relentlessly. His confidence was almost maddening, each step echoing with the promise of impending doom.
Fujitora wasnât far behind either, his presence a looming threat as he prepared another assault. With a sudden motion, Fujitora commanded the ground to rise up and attack, sending debris flying at me. I barely managed to keep my footing, my landing almost causing me to trip.
Desperation clawed at me as I fumbled for my transponder snail, trying to reach Nami. âCome on, come on, pick up!â I pleaded, my voice tinged with urgency.
âNami, what happened?!â I shouted into the transponder, but there was no response. Panic surged through me as Fujitora launched a third attack, his Meteor technique crashing down towards me. I tried to dodge, but the sheer force of the blast hit me with brutal impact, sending me sprawling.
âNo mercy for the wicked,â Doflamingoâs laugh echoed ominously through the chaos. It felt like the world was closing in on me, each second dragging out with unbearable tension. I clutched the transponder snail tightly, desperately hoping for an answer.
The transponder snail continued to ring, each unanswered call heightening my frustration. âWhat are you waiting for, Nami? You were attacked, werenât you?!â I shouted into the device, my voice cracking with desperation.
Another meteor descended, its fiery trail lighting up the sky as it hurtled toward me. The explosion was deafening, the shockwave nearly throwing me off balance. I barely managed to dodge the blast, rolling out of the way just in time. My body was heavy with exhaustion, each breath coming in ragged gasps as I tried to stay one step ahead of Fujitoraâs relentless attacks and Doflamingoâs mocking taunts.
Y/N POVâŚÂ
"Sir, there are no signs of any pirates or criminals in the streets," I heard a Marine's voice echo from nearby as I crouched, hidden in a shadowy back alley. My heart raced as I kept as still as possible.
"Alright, come back to the Colosseum. We may need backup just in case," the voice of a Navy Vice Admiral responded.
I let out a slow breath as the Marines moved away, leaving the streets quieter, at least for now. Finally, I allowed myself to relax enough to make a sound.
"I need to think of a plan," I muttered under my breath. But first, I had to get rid of this disguise Kinemon had put me in. It had helped me stay hidden, but now it was more of a liability. The Marines, along with the men who had been chasing me, were probably out looking for me. I couldnât afford to stay in one place for too long.
As I was about to stand, someone grabbed my shoulder, pulling me back down. I hit the ground with a loud thud.
"And just where do you think you're going?" one of the men sneered, his laughter making my skin crawl. âThe boss is going to be pleased about this.â said the other man.
Crap. They found me.
I clenched my right hand, preparing to throw a punch and send them flying, but before I could strike, a familiar figure appeared, already handling the situation.
"Now, now, why donât we let the girl leave?" a smooth, calm voice spoke. "Besides, you're not going to lay a single hand on her."
In swift, precise movements, Sabo took out all three men with ease, knocking them down one by one until they were left sprawled out on the ground, unconscious or close to it. He hadnât even broken a sweat.
âSabo?â I whispered, relief flooding through me as I stood and walked toward him, my heart pounding for a different reason now. Without thinking, I wrapped my arms around him in a grateful hug. "You always know how to show up just in time."
He chuckled softly, his hand resting on my back. âWhat can I say? I like being there when a beautiful woman needs rescuing.â
I pulled back slightly, smirking up at him. "Oh? So youâve made it a habit of saving me, huh?"
He gave me that familiar cocky grin, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Well, what can I say? It's one of my favorite pastimes. Besides, you seem to find yourself in these situations often. Lucky for you, I donât mind being your knight in shining armor."
I rolled my eyes playfully, but I couldnât hide the smile tugging at my lips. âIf you keep this up, I might start to think youâre following me around on purpose.â
Sabo leaned in slightly, his voice lowering, teasing. "Maybe I am. You make it worth the chase, after all."Â
I was about to close the gap between us, the tension thick with unspoken words, when a groan interrupted the moment.
âUgh... what happenedâŚâ one of the thugs muttered as he slowly regained consciousness.
Sabo sighed dramatically, rolling his eyes. âWay to kill the mood,â he muttered under his breath. I smirked, crouching down to meet the thug's groggy gaze, grabbing him by the collar.
"Hello there," I said sweetly, my voice carrying a dangerous undertone. "You and I are going to have a little chat," I added, tightening my grip slightly as the thugâs face drained of color.
Minutes later, Sabo had tied up the last of the thugs while I took the opportunity to change into one of the outfits I âborrowedâ from one of the sellers here in Dressrosaâan off-the-shoulder white mesh cami and a black mini skirt. When I stepped back, I caught Sabo looking at me, his gaze trailing slowly from my feet to my face. He let out a low whistle, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
âWell, well, well,â he said, grinning as his gaze lingered a bit too long. âYouâve certainly outdone yourself, havenât you?â
I felt a blush creeping up my neck but tried to stay composed. âOh, this thing?â I said with a mischievous smile. âJust something I borrowed from a seller. Figured Iâd spice things up a bit.â
Saboâs eyes sparkled with amusement and admiration. âBorrowed, huh? Seems like youâre making quite the impression. Iâm not sure how Iâm supposed to concentrate with you looking like that.â
I stepped closer, crossing my arms with a playful smirk. âDistracted, are we? I thought you were the one who was always so focused.â
Sabo chuckled, his gaze lingering appreciatively. âFocused, yes. But youâve definitely raised the stakes. Itâs hard to keep my attention when youâre dressed like that.â
I leaned in slightly, my voice dropping to a teasing whisper. âCareful, Sabo. You might just get a little too distracted if youâre not careful.â
Saboâs grin widened, and he leaned in, his lips brushing near my ear. âOh, Iâm definitely up for the challenge. But you should know, being this close to you is making it a lot harder to stay focused.âÂ
I playfully pushed Sabo away and made my way to the thug, grabbing him by the collar. âNow, why were you chasing me? Who sent you?â I demanded, my voice firm.
Sabo, arms crossed and grinning, watched with amusement. The thug sneered at me, trying to muster some bravado. âBite me!â he spat, attempting to land a headbutt. I dodged effortlessly and released him, Clenching my right hand and connecting it with my left palm letting my hand spark with electricity.
âNow, are you ready to talk? Or are we going to do this the hard way?â I said with a smirk, electricity crackling between my fingers.
Sabo whistled appreciatively, âYeah, you donât know what you signed up for. You really donât want to get caught in that.â
As my hand drew closer, the thugâs bravado faltered. He squirmed, his face paling. âOkay, okay! Iâll talk!â he pleaded, trying to back away.
âStart talking,â I said, my voice laced with barely contained rage.
âWe were sent by Joker to capture you and bring you to him,â he stammered, trembling.
âJoker, huh?â I muttered. âWell, looks like youâre going to have to make a call to Joker then.â
âI refuse!â he said defiantly, though his voice wavered.
âWell, I tried doing this nicely.â I grabbed him with my left hand, lifting him up, and connected my right hand, electricity flowing through my left arm. âNow, Bolt,â I said, as the electricity surged through him.
The thug convulsed under the shock, his whimpers echoing as I let the current flow. After a few agonizing seconds, I dropped him to the ground, his body twitching as he lay there, groaning.
âNow letâs try that again,â I said, smirking, as I readied myself for his response.
Laws Pov..Â
I kept running, my breath heavy, my mind racing. Doflamingo was closing in fast. I glanced over my shoulder, just as he appeared in front of me, blocking my path with that twisted smile.
âWell, how about that? Nowhere else for you to run, Law,â Doflamingo taunted, his voice dripping with amusement as he started walking slowly toward me.
Before I could react, Caesarâs voice cut through the tension. âJoker, wait!â Caesar shouted, waving his hands frantically. âKill him if you want, but thereâs something important I need you to do first! And donât forget about the Princess!â
Doflamingoâs attention flicked toward Caesar, and I used the brief distraction to gather my strength. My mind was spinning, and in that moment, I couldnât help but think of Y/N. Wherever you are... I hope youâre safe and far away from all this.
Caesarâs whining continued. âThat bastard ripped my heart out and stole it from me! I shudder just thinking about what heâll do next!â he said, his voice trembling with fear.
I canât stop here. I wonât let him win!
âRoom!â I shouted, raising my hand. âShambles!â The world around me shifted as I teleported away from Doflamingo, creating enough distance to continue my escape.
As I reappeared farther away, my body aching, I kept running, not daring to slow down. I just need to stall. Keep him away long enough... Y/N, stay safe. Iâll deal with him. Somehow.
I fumbled with the transponder snail, my heart pounding as I called Namiâs line again. Instead, Chopper answered, sounding frantic. âHello! Who is this?! Whoever you are, we need your help!â
âListen, Raccoon, I donât care what your situation is!â I barked, still sprinting and narrowly avoiding another barrage of Doflamingoâs strings. âTake the ship and head to Greenbit, now! Iâm leaving Caesar with you! No time to explainâjust do it!â I cut the call before he could protest.
I could hear Doflamingo's mocking laughter echoing closer. Just as I glanced back, pain tore through my sideâa "bullet string" hit me dead on. I crashed to the ground, gasping for air, my vision swimming.
âThis is the end of the line, Law,â Doflamingo sneered as he loomed over me, his voice a twisted blend of arrogance and sadistic joy. âWho did you end up calling? Was it the princess?â
His cruel laughter sent chills down my spine as I struggled to push myself off the ground. Every breath felt like knives in my lungs, but I forced myself to glare up at him.
âI set a trap for your partner,â Doflamingo continued, eyes gleaming with satisfaction. âI knew he wouldnât resist the prize in that gladiator contest. Strawhat doesnât stand a chance!â He laughed again, like a predator toying with his prey.
I clenched my fists, trying to ignore the searing pain. My mind flashed to Luffy, Y/N, and the rest of the crew. I couldn't let Doflamingo win.
âSo, are you ready to give up, Law?â he asked, his voice dripping with false sympathy.
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#black leg sanji#one piece#onepiece x reader#sanji x reader#vinsmoke sanji#monkey d luffy#one piece sanji#sanji#sanji x y/n#roronoa zoro#strawhat pirates#straw hat crew#straw hat pirates#strawhats#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo one piece#law x y/n#trafalgar law#law x you#trafalgar d law x reader#dressrosa#op fanfic#one piece fanfiction
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I really REALLY love hazbin hotel, truly! But i have many criticism, and i havent watched them yet.
No hate, but the concept of heaven and hell in this uh, universe is a bit... flawed, in a sense. I do enjoy the character design, and oh God does Helluva Boss scratch that itch in my mind- idk, it brings me happiness.
Im not even gonna touch on how some of it doesnt make sense in a religious perspective, this rant is solely on hell
Warning, i havent seen the show. But have seen the pilot and fanfics and headcannons lmao, feel free to correct me if im wrong!
Idk if this is true, but I heard that Angel Dust was a mafia before he died? And idk if he feels bad for all the poor souls he fluffed up, bcs i havent read or seen anything adressing it.
Truly, truly I love Angel Dust, like honey, I will str**gle Val for you, but do you actually want to repent đđđ
And, if, IF he does go to heaven- will the residents even welcomed him? If redemption exist, then heaven needs to be on board with this. Not just the people in charge, but the citizens as well. If you just, thrust a sinner thats been 'redeemed' into heaven, and heaven didnt take notice until the redeemed appears at their doostep- how would the angels react?
Will that redeemed survive? Hell no. Well, depends. Whats their rules up in heaven? I hope season 2 showcase heaven's reactions, and maybe Emily will be fed up and join the demons down bellow??? That would be cool!!!
Ehm,back to the disscussion.
Keep in mind that I havent seen the show, but I have A LOT of qustions about redemption- bcs its so much complicated if you think about it, plus, redemptiom in hell??? Boy we gotta set up some rules.
First, what is redemption actually???
Redemption is-
an act of atoning for guilt, a fault, or a mistake, or the state of having atoned. an act or the state of being rescued.Â
According to this
Im just going to use this meaning, bcs theres different meanings and i want to save the headache.
Basing off of this, you could argue that someone is redeemed by being rescued- which is uhm, unsual if your rescuer is the daughter of Lucifer, the next queen of hell. Hello?? I mean, in some swap aus, Adam being the one to 'rescue' the sinners make sense bcs he was a human too, like those sinners, he must've know(I assumed) the pain sinners go through. And, if we make the plot like 'oh heaven can make mistakes' then actually find a sinner thaat has little to no criminal background and is very 'angelike' and is someone who wants to change for the better, AND ACTUALLY GIVE THAT CHARACTER A MONOLOGUE ABOUT THEIR PAST AND THEM ACTUALLY WANTING TO FIX THEIR MISTAKES-
And question, if someone wants to be redeemed, and they are in hell, do whatever crimes and sins they did in hell will be hold accountable???
As I said, if you want to make redemption make sense, it has many complex layers...
Okay okay, im being sidetracked-
Charlie, the daughter of Lucifer being a 'rescuer' doesnt really make sense in Hazbin Hotel, UNLESS, she once had a sinner friend who goes through so much in the real world, but end up getting fluffed and end up in hell, where they met Charlie and still go so much, but was killed(either by angels or other demons). AFTER THAT, then the idea that Charlie, a hellborn who never felt what humans/sinners felt make sense to want to make sinners repent so that they dont feel what her sinner friend feel.
THAT, would be an amazing concept to explore. A hellborn whose sheltered all her life, met a sinner who goes through the toughness of life, then they bond over... anything, something, and learned about eachother. The sinner has hope that there is a better future, while the hellborn realizes theres more than meets the eye and that they're perception of reality has been scewed.
If Charlie advocats for hellborn's rights, then it still make sense bcs she IS an hellborn, and knows a bit of what her people suffered. Hell, Vaggie being her right hand man would only make it make sense, since Vaggie was a former angel, then she can give Charlie insights of heaven.
Thats all for my rent, bcs am very tired rn and i have so much to do and eheosjksskdnsk
See yall next time, bye~â
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ok iâm about to go to bed but iâm like halfway thru the main stories of everyone and hereâs my octopath 2 thoughts so far:
gameplay:
Hikari go brrrrrrr. this guy hits like a damn truck
also, i learned how concoct works finally and i am now a true concoct beliver. luv u castti <3
a lot of stuff was nerfed for some classes, some of it i like, some of it i miss
-no more 8stack reflect magic damage, RIP. cleric final ability is no longer a double cast but instead allows the target to take an extra turn after everyone else (i like this one, opens a lot of cool stuff you can do, but you also need to manage bp more if you wanna max your damage or casts instead of just getting double. cleric also now has an SP stealing staff move, reflect is replaced with a shielding move that prevents a % of damage based on boost, and also gains a physical and elemental buff. overall really good changes to the class.
scholar no longer has double hit spells. i kinda miss these, i really didnât get much use out of the new skills scholar has, except for elemental barrage, which can be good for scouting weaknesses or big damage if solo targeting. but it means enemies with primarily magic based weaknesses are more annoying to break.
i think those two classes got the biggest overhauls. everything else of the 8 main classes seems to have its biggest tools intact (leghold, donate bp, etc) so i was pretty familiar with how to setup and beat bosses pretty efficiently. i do miss the generic multi hit wind and dark spells a lot thoâŚ.
otherwise, despite overall nerfs to some of the stronger more abusable strategies (iâm told runelord tressa equivalent is still in the game tho) latent power is balancing that out by being also busted as hell and fun to use. all of them are unique and a fun extra management tool that can make or break your turns. (poor castti tho, if you have enough money, hers is kind of irrelevant.)
ok anyways MINOR GAMEPLAY SPOILER TIME. THIS IS A SPOILER WARNING FOR MINOR PARTS OF CASTTI, HIKARI, PARTITIO, AND THRONEâS BOSS FIGHTS IN THEIR CHAPTERS.
SPOILERS START HERE:
ok. donât really like how casttis chapter 4 boss has basically the same gimmick as alfyns, with max hp reducing poison. i think this fight is harder than alfyns by a little bit tho.
Hikaris final chapter is. super long. thereâs 3 whole boss fights in the last chapter, so be ready for a lot of those in a row. i found the second boss harder than the third fight tho.. lol. itâs again also kinda similar to olberics ch4 so i already knew how to cheese it a bit, though it wasnât as easy to set up on this guy.
partitios ch4 was piss easy, just did not hit very hard lol. and i donât think the boss has that much health
throne ch4 was also pretty easy, but had a pretty cool unique mechanic. makes you play a bit different with it because of it, so you gotta get creative sometimes or compromise on your damage etc. good stuff even if it wasnât too bad on me.
OK. THIS IS STORY SPOILER WARNING. IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE 4 CHAPTERS I JUST MENTIONED, SO CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED
SPOILERS NOW:
casttis story was ok. didnât like it as much as alfyns in ot1 but it wasnât terrible. i think iâm just usually not that big on amnesia plot lines. i like castti a lot in her travel banters tho, sheâs actually pretty funny compared to how serious she always is in her story chapters.
hikari was pretty alright too. i think his evil demon blood is probably tied to galdera in some way, but they never actually explain where it comes from in his route and i was kinda waiting on it the whole time. kinda funny he becomes king and all, gets crowned, and then weâre off to go to partitios silly capitalism project with the new king of ku in tow.
partitio himself is probably my favorite traveler so far, but i think his story falls a little flat at the end. mostly because mr roque gets literally no comeuppance at the end despite literally ruining multiple towns worthâs of peoples lives by putting them in abject poverty and extorting them. partitio just goes iâll hire you and weâre back to hunky-dory. kinda wish he didnât accept defeat and suicided or was killed by his own creation or something more fitting, partitio never even confronts him for scamming his family and altering the contract. like come on man.
Throne. i donât know how i feel about this one, the chapter 4 is. insane. you will never predict how the fuck her story wraps up, so i actually wonât even say even with the spoiler warning. just go fucking play the chapter 4 lol. i like the stuff in her chapter 3s with mother and father tho, even if itâs edgy and whatever. throne also has some fun travel dialogues, i like her well enough. itâs just that the chapter 4 is so bonkers i canât decide how i feel about it and her lol. idk
looking forward to the other 4! i think all the stories are solid despite if it seems like im saying otherwise here, theyâre definitely on par with the first game, which i think had quite a bit simpler plots lol. cant wait to get to the cross character chapters as well!
#octopath#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#octopath spoilers#i leveled everone in the b team and iâm gonna start their ch2s tomorrow
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youâre so golden (corpse x reader)
Summary: Youâre a faceless youtuber that sings cover songs. What happens when a certain faceless streamer slides into your DMs after you cover one of his songs?
Authors note: Part 3 whoop! I havent written fic in 3 years so Im hoping this is okay. Its about 4000 words, super long, sorry. I also dont play Among Us, but hopefully its not too obvious. Lemme know what you think!
You're nervous, though you arenât quite sure why. The kind of nervousness that spreads to your feet, causing you to tap your toes against the side of your sofa.
Call you in 15.Â
You look at the message again, staring at it till the screen goes blurry. Rubbing your eyes you exhale into the emptiness of your apartment; a feeble attempt at calming yourself down.
Logically itâs stupid to be nervous over a phone call. Logically you know that in the grand scheme of the universe, there are bigger things at hand. But youâre not a logical person, never have been. Youâre all heart and emotion, both a blessing and a curse. Thereâs something intimate about a phone call, to have nothing but someoneâs voice on the other end of the phone, talking to you and only you. It was a little scary; to think your purely online friendship with Corpse was going to be taken to a different level. Youâre excited to think what that could mean.
âFucking get it together,â you mutter to no-one as you exhale again, because thereâs nothing else to do other than to wait and try to breath. Thereâs this frantic energy about you; like when you eat fizzy sweets, the flavour buzzing on your tongue. Your ancestors used to hunt wolves and here you were nervous over a single phone call.
The silence in your apartmentâs too much now; too noisy. You grab your TV remote, clicking onto Spotify to find something. Youâre scrolling so much, none of the artists feeling quite right for the moment before settling on Sufjan Stevens.
The dulcet tones fill the space, and for a brief second, you feel fine. Youâre feeling relaxed and then your phone lights up.
Incoming Facetime Audio
âFuckfuckfuckfuckâ you say. Your face feels warm, your heart quickens in your chest. You could just ignore it, say youâre not feeling too good and that would be that, you wouldnât have to do this. But itâs Corpse, you like Corpse and youâre kind of friends.
You swipe to accept the call, and press the button for speaker.Â
âHey,â you say, cringing at the meek tone your voice has taken on.
âHey,â Corpseâs deep voice rumbles through your tiny speaker, distorting slightly and you press the volume button to turn it down a little.
Thereâs a beat of silence, a beat too long, and you already hate how awkward this is. Youâre not great at social stuff, the concept of being a social butterfly is almost foreign to you. And itâs not because you dislike people, itâs just you hate this; the small talk, the awkwardness before you get comfortable and can hold an actual conversation.
You suddenly remember a tip from your customer service days. âHow are you?â you ask, plastering on a grin so wide that it must look borderline demented. Thank god youâre single.Â
âIâm okay thanks, how are you?â he asks.
You lounge back against the soft cushions of the sofa, lifting the phone up to your mouth as you do so. âIâm good, excited to be taught by the Among Us master.â
He snorts in disdain. âHardly a master.âÂ
You chew your lip before you speak again, âI dunno, people on the internet think youâre pretty good.â
He snorts again, and you smile at the sound. Itâs not something youâve heard from him before, through your hours of watching his streams, youâve become accustomed to his voice and the noises he makes. But this one seems to be new. And maybe itâs the weird, selfish part of you that likes to think heâs only ever made that sound for you. You shake the thought out of your head, because really? Getting happy over a snort is really such a ridiculous thing to do.Â
âPeople on the internet say a lot of things.â
âTrue, but sometimes they speak the truth,â you reply, moving to get more comfortable; tucking your feet under your thighs. You wonder what heâs doing right now as he talks to you, is he sitting down? Or is he lying on his bed; his head propped up with pillows? Thereâs a brief flash of yearning, of wanting to be there in the same room as him, but it disappears as quickly as it appeared so you ignore it.
âHm. Weâll agree to disagree.â
âOkay, youâre the boss Mr Husband.â
He chuckles softly, and again, you smile. You can feel yourself getting annoyed with yourself; youâre acting like a child with a crush; smiling at the phone. All you needed now was a notebook that had Mrs YN Husband written all over it.
âYou know if you keep calling me that, weâre gonna have to get married,â he says, his voice a little lower than it was before. You blink and cock your head to the side, looking at an imaginary camera like youâre in The Office. Did you say that out loud? Is he...flirting with you? Sure, youâre flirty over Twitter, but itâs Twitter, Twitter isnât real. Thereâs a fluttery feeling in your stomach at the mere prospect that he might actually be flirting with you.
âIâd be the best wife you could ever get,â you shoot back. Thereâs a brief second of silence before he answers, and you can hear shuffling on the other end. You want to ask what heâs doing, but you know it would break the conversation, and youâre curious to see where this goes.
âOh really? And whyâs that?â he asks, and you can picture the smirk in his voice. You have no idea what he looks like, no real care about it either, but you bet heâs got a beautiful smile. You bite your tongue before it tells him this, for once your brain actually works and stops you from making a fool out of yourself. Itâs incredibly strange, how quickly he puts you at ease without a try, heâs just so naturally comforting. Heâs not this flashy persona, heâs just a guy who likes to play video games and happens to be kinda good at them. And also has a voice that is literally like chocolate. Not just chocolate; dark chocolate. If dark chocolate could talk, it would sound like Corpse.
âCos your girl can cook,â you say proudly, puffing out your chest a little. And thatâs not a lie, you can cook. Okay, youâre not a Michelin starred chef, but you feel quite confident in the fact that Gordon Ramsey could eat your food, and probably (hopefully) wouldnât scream that it was âfucking rawâ.Â
âAnd what would you cook for me?â he asks.Â
You hum in thought for a second. âYouâll have to marry me first to find that out.â
He laughs, a proper laugh that settles in your stomach, spreading warmth through your chest. âIâll think about it. I can hear music, what are you listening to?â
You straighten up a little, the question catching you off guard. You bite the inside of your cheek as you look at the song thatâs playing. Itâs not his type of music, youâre almost positive about that. You almost donât want to tell him out of embarrassment. Youâre not sure why you feel embarrassed; you know Corpse isnât an asshole, he wouldnât make fun of you. But music is so personal to you, so personal, itâs like baring a piece of your soul; which sounds so fucking cliche, but itâs true.
âUhhh...Itâs called Make out in My Car by Sufjan Stevens,â you reply.
He hums in affirmation. âIt sounds nice; from what I can hear.â
âI can turn it up?â you ask, leaning forward to grab the remote off the coffee table.
âYou could always sing some for me,â he offers.Â
You laugh a little, scrunching up your nose. âAnd why would I do that?â
âI thought you wanted to get married. You have to woo me,â he replies.
âWoo you?â you ask, your tone incredulous. This isnât how you pictured the conversation going.
âYeah. Woo me, yn.â he says, dragging out the âoâ causing you to laugh again.
You sigh dramatically. âI havenât warmed up or anything, itâs gonna sound so badâ you warn as you put the song to the beginning.
âIâm sure you sound great. Go ahead, woo me.âÂ
You shake your head as you softly sing. âI'm not trying to go to bed with you, I just wanna make out in my car. And though I'm dying to fall in love with you, I just wanna make out in my carâ. You stop and youâre suddenly very aware that you have essentially just serenaded him. Good going, brain.
Itâs silent for a beat too long, and the smile that graced your lips starts to fade as the embarrassment starts to set in.Â
âWell now we definitely have to get married,â he affirms. And thereâs that fluttery feeling again.
You swallow, moving the conversation swiftly onto Among Us. You grab your laptop that was next to you, humming in acknowledgement as he walks you through downloading it.Â
âSo thereâs a few of us joining us tonight, it should be really fun.â
âOh. Itâs not just us two?â you ask. You focus on the download, watching the number increase. Youâre nervous at the prospect of playing with other people, strangers, for the first time.Â
âNo, itâs a 4 player minimum. Weâre going to stream as well.â
âCorpseâŚâ you start. You begin to pick at the skin around your nails, a habit you do whenever you get really anxious. This was meant to just be a cute moment where you learnt how to play a game, not a big event where people would be actually watching you, judging your every move.
âWeâre going to do a few games off stream with you, you donât need to be there for the stream after if you donât want to,â he interrupts.Â
âOkay,â you trail off, your teeth biting down on your bottom lip. You feel a little better, but not by much. You didnât know who the other people were, what if they hated you? You ask this out loud.
âIâll be there. You know Rae and Sykkuno. Felix, Sean and Toast will be there but theyâre super nice, I promise.â His voice is sincere, and it soothes you. You donât know him, not really know him, but you trust Corpse. You know he has his own struggles, and you believe his promise; he wouldnât screw you over or put you in a situation you were uncomfortable with.
The rest of the call is him taking you through how to play and how to set up something called Proximity Chat so everyone can talk to each other in the game. He says itâs easier once you actually play, and it doesnât sound particularly hard quite honestly, you just hope you donât get imposter on the first try because youâre not the greatest liar.Â
The game screen pops up, and you type in the code that Corpse gives you. You say goodbye to Corpse, who tells you to text him if you need any help. You drop into the game lobby, and you look at the little astronaut. Thereâs no time to dwell as a cacophony of voices hits you.
âYN!â Rae screeches and you chuckle at her enthusiasm. Youâve known Rae for a few years now, you met at college and had become fast friends. Though you had many different interests - gaming for one, you considered her your best friend. Rae was the type of friend where you didnât need to talk every single day, you could message her a week later and it would be like no time had passed at all. And you loved that, sometimes you just didnât want to talk to anyone. Sometimes your mood wasnât the best, and you needed a little time to recharge. And she understood that, something that you were eternally grateful for.Â
âRaebies!â you screech back, using your âpetâ name for her.
âIâve been trying to get you to play forever. But Mr Smooth Operator over there slides into your DMs and suddenly youâre a gamer now?â
âIt sounds so sordid when you say it like that,â you reply.
âHi yn! Glad to see you playing with us,â Sykkuno says. You greet him and the others, making sure to say hi to everyone in the game. You didnât want to start off by being accidentally rude. You listen as everyone talks amongst each other, and you talk when spoken to, but you arenât interjecting. It wasnât anything against the other players, it was just a little overwhelming, and you were figuring out what everyone was like.
âHello,â Corpseâs voice interrupts your train of thought and you greet him along with everyone else.Â
âAw, I wanted purple,â you say, frowning at Corpseâs name above the astronaut.
âWe can switch,â he replies.
âNo itâs o -â you start to speak before you realise heâs already switched to white. âThank you, you didnât have to.â You smile as you switch to purple, and you decide to add a flower for a little pizzazz.
âItâs your first game, Iâll kill you if I get imposter so itâll even out,â he jokes and everyone laughs. The countdown begins and you puff your cheeks out, exhaling as it gets to 1. Youâre nervous again, a seemingly common theme of the night. Your shoulders relax as the word CREWMATE flashes across the screen.
You watch as everyone but Corpse disperses from the cafeteria with haste, and you look at the keyboard to press the buttons to move.
âYou ever see an old person text? Thatâs how Iâm picturing you right now,â Corpse says as you walk together to Weapons.
âShut up Sonny,â you reply in your best old woman voice, getting a laugh. You open up the task, shooting the Asteroids with ease. âYay, I completed a task!â
âGood job,â Corpse replies, and you beam at the praise. You move down to o2, doing your task while Corpse does his.
âWait, you could be imposter right? How would I know?â you ask as you walk together to Navigation.
âYou wouldnât, you just have to trust me,â he says, his voice full of charm.
You scowl. âWell that just makes me not want to trust you.âÂ
Before he replies, thereâs a blaring alarm. DEAD BODY REPORTED. You blink at the suddenness; you were really enjoying the relaxing pace of the game. You look at the screen;Â Felix has been killed.
âWho found the body?â Corpse asks.
âI did,â Rae answers. âI was in admin, and was going to lower engine and it was there in storage.â
âIf you were in admin, why didnât you go up through Cafeteria?â Toast asks.
âBecause itâs quicker to go through storage,â Rae replies. They argue between themselves, and you listen intently and silently. Itâs a lot of information, you canât tell whose lying, but you guess thatâs what makes a good player.
âWhere were you yn?â Sean quizzes, and it takes you a second to realise youâre being spoken to.
âOh. I was in um o2?â
âYou donât sound too sure there, pretty sus,â he says. Your face heats up a little, youâre not the imposter, but it feels like you are.
âShe was in o2 and then we went to Navigation,â Corpse answers, and you breathe out as he takes on the interrogation.
âOh you were together?â Rae asks, and you know that tone sheâs got. Itâs the tone that says sheâll be messaging you right away.
âWell yeah, itâs her first game, Iâm not gonna leave her alone,â he says and you smile at that.Â
âYeah weâve been together the whole time,â you add and itâs left at that. No-one votes anyone out, since no-ones really too suspicious. You carry on the game, and you find yourself really enjoying it, though the questioning part is kind of stressful. You can see why Corpse likes it so much, itâs really fun. Youâre in electrical, humming as you do your task when Rae comes next to you.Â
âHey,â you greet her.
âIâm sorry, nothing personal,â she replies. Before you have a chance to say a word, she kills you and you look on in shock as your ghost floats above your body. You listen into the meeting as Rae continues to lie and plead her case. Sheâs good, but Corpse knows better.
âWait, you said you found her in electrical and you were where?âÂ
âI was in Upper Engine, and then I went to electrical to do my task,â Rae answers, her voice even and calm.
âI was in Lower Engine, and I didnât see you,â Corpse says, and you grin at the fact Raeâs been found out. Thatâs what she gets for killing you.
âYou were doing your task, I passed right by you,â Rae starts. She pleads her case, but itâs too late and sheâs voted out.
âThat was so much fun!â you declare. âI can see why you guys play it all the time.â
âYes! We have converted another!â Felix shouts in victory.
âAnd all it took was Corpse,â Rae mutters sarcastically.
âDonât get bitter Rachel, just get better,â you reply, causing the group to laugh.
You get the hang of it after a few games, and find yourself agreeing to stay while the others stream, though you decide against it yourself. Youâve only streamed once by yourself, and it was a very casual affair and you donât want to feel too much pressure while you enjoy yourself. You know that Corpse gets nervous when he streams and heâs been doing it for so much longer, so you can only imagine how nervous you would be.
You tap your fingernails against the keyboard as the lobby counts down, any previous nerves have been replaced with excitement.Â
IMPOSTER flashes across. Youâre the only one, your astronaut looks lonely on the screen by itself, and the red letters almost taunt you.Â
âShit,â you mutter as your brain goes into overdrive. What was it Corpse had said before? Not to be too obvious. You donât kill immediately, instead going at your previous pace to not look too suspicious. You were still fairly new to the game, and you were going to use that to your advantage.
You fake your task in Cafeteria before venting over to Navigation where Toast was.
âHi Toast!â you greet, coming to stand next to him as you pretend youâre doing the task.Â
âOh hey yn,â he says. It doesnât seem like he suspects you, and youâre not quite sure when to click the Kill button. You do it anyway before running out and going down and into shields. Thereâs adrenaline running through you as the dead bodyâs reported and you crack your knuckles before putting on your game face. You were going to play dumb, play the confused newbie - because to them, thatâs what you were.Â
âYN, where were you?â Corpse asks. Fuck. Maybe you werenât going to get away with this.
You twiddle your hair as you draw out your words, playing the role perfectly. âUhm I was in...shields? I think thatâs what itâs called. I was in the cafeteria before that though.â
âWait, you couldnât have, I was in weapons. I would have seen you,â Sykkuno says.
You open your mouth to talk. âShe could have vented,â Felix comments, and the rest of the group starts to agree.
âGuys, I donât even know what venting is. I literally just started playing,â you point out, giggling.
âThatâs true,â Rae agrees and you knew there was a reason you loved her.
âBullshit! Sheâs playing you with her âoh I donât know how to playâ schtick,â Felix proclaims.
âAw, thatâs kind of rude, Felix. Iâm just enjoying the game, doing the tasks,â you say, pouting a little. Heâs the next on your list.Â
Everyone skips the vote and you lean over your laptop, ready for the next round. You were going to win this. You kill Rae and Toast next, and yet again, manage to worm your way out of any suspicion. You can sense that Corpse and Felix are starting to get suspicious of you, and you know you need to bring out the big guns to throw them off.
You catch Sykkuno in Med Bay after checking the cams in Security.
âHi yn!â he greets, and you almost feel guilty as you kill him. Heâs so sweet and innocent, but unfortunately, casualties are a given. You pass Felix as he comes out of reactor and itâs only a matter of time before youâll have to talk your way out of this one again.
âI passed yn as I came out of reactor,â Felix shouts with a hint of glee.
You roll your eyes; this is going to be tough. âYeah I came from Upper Engine, I was finishing part 2 of a task.â
âI was in Electrical, where was the body?â Corpse asks.
âMed Bay. And the only one that couldâve been there was yn,â Felix starts.
âWell no, you could have passed me and killed Sykkuno then self reported,â you reply. âI think you can do that right?âÂ
Corpse hums in agreement. âOh come on! Sheâs being really sus,â Felix argues.
âYou are being a little sus yn,â Corpse comments.
âCorpse. You donât really think itâs me do you?â You decide to lower your voice a little, your tone sweet but sultry. âYou only taught me like an hour ago, thereâs no way Iâd be able to fool everybody so quickly.â You get close to the mic so itâs like youâre speaking only to Corpse. âRemember what I said? Youâre a master at this.â Youâre laying it on thick, and for a brief second you think youâve been too over the top.
âThis is difficult,â Corpse says, and you see the seconds count down, your heartbeat starts to quicken.
âCorpse, stop being a fucking simp and vote her out!â Felix demands.
âCorpsie baby,â you drawl out and you smile in success as you hear him sigh, almost shakily. Youâve got this in the bag. The victory screen flashes up and you cheer.
âFuck yeah!â you shout, patting yourself on the back. You laugh as you exhale the breath you didnât know you were holding.
âGood game yn!â Sykkuno comments, the others agreeing.
âNot fair, you used your womanly wiles against Corpse,â Felix says.
âGotta use them for something. Not my fault Corpse knows where his allegiance lies,â you reply laughing a little.
You stretch, your back crying out in pain from being hunched over so long. You let out a long, loud moan of relief as you straighten your spine, your shoulders relaxing as you move from side to side.
âYour micâs not mutedâ Corpse points out, clearing his throat. You feel your stomach drop and your face instantly becomes hot. Shit.Â
âOh. Uh. I totally forgot about that,â you say, forcing out a chuckle. You screw your eyes shut, any happiness has been now replaced by red hot shame. âSo this was fun, uh, really fun, but um, Iâm gonna, Iâm gonna go. So...yeah. Bye guys, have fun!âÂ
You click to exit without giving anyone a chance to say a word, and drop your head into your hands.Â
âCanât wait to see what they say on Twitter about this,â you mutter into your hands.
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Okay okay! Is like some reverse comfort fic? For overhaul?
Like, before he lost his arms, how about he is dealing with a lot of pressure from pops, yakuza business and etc but he feels like the overwhelming crushing anxiety is normal because you know? He is not exactly in touch with his feelings so-
But then one day just BOOM he is crying out of extress without even knowing, he just notices the paper or even his pants get wet with tears and he is like "wtf??" and the female reader goes to comfort him somehow?
Ah i don't get fluff often so excuse me if it's trash lol
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Title: Comfort
Warnings: Fluff, angst
A/N: sorry that is short, fluff is kinda hard for me
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Stress.
It seems to be talking over his life to the point it feels like heâs dying. The crushing thought of letting Pops down, knowing that one day heâll be the head of the Shie Hassakai, and everything else in between.
He couldnât tell anyone about it. Why would he? Itâll make him look weak. Like he wonât be able to handle being the boss, and he certainly doesnât want to look weak in front of Pops.
Last but not least, you. Heâd met you a year ago while walking past a park. He remembers it was extremely windy out as a storm was about to role in. If it werenât for the fact that a mask landed in front of his feet.
*Flashback*
âOh my god im so sorry! I took it off to take a drink of my water and it flew off my face!â You go to pick up the mask but sighed once you realized how dirty it had gotten. You go to the nearest garbage can and throw it in there before pulling out another mask from your pocket, quickly putting it on. You started to walk over to him after putting a decent amount of hand sanitizer on your hands.
âSorry for such the terrible introduction, my names (L/N) (Y/N). Pleased to meet you sir.â It was weird. Heâs never seen someone so obsessed with cleanliness as he was.Â
âYour mask is super cool. I just have to ask if itâs really capable to block out germs? If so i might just have to get one myself!â He didnât know what to say. Normally people would send him weird glances and ask him about it in a rude manner but you, you understood.
âYes it is. I personally had it handcrafted to do such thing. Iâm glad someone finally gets it. Also, My name is Overhaul.â He couldnât help but let out a little chuckle once he saw a little sparkle in your eye.
â Such a unique name. And itâs always nice having people that understand. People are always asking me why wear a mask? Or donât you get hot? I rather be hot that infected with everyoneâs germs. I donât know if someone has some sort of random disease that incurable yet! I mean i guess it doesnât help that my quirk is literally about cleaning.â
Oh so you had a quirk...thatâs...unfortunate-
âAnything I touch instantly turns clean. Most people would say its nice to have such a quirk but it sucks cause it makes me itch every time i have to touch something dirty. I had recently ran out of disposable gloves and the place i get them usually was out of stock. Honestly, I rather have no quirk than this quirk.â To say Overhaul was shocked was an understatement. You would give up your quirk just like that? No questions asked?
Something inside him bubbled up in a strange emotion heâs never felt before. You seemed just to perfect to be true. You understood the need for everything to be clean, you hated quirks as much as he did, you thought his mask was cool. You were the first one he ever had the thought of if someone where to ask who do you respect the most.
âI understand completely. It would be painful knowing you had to touch dirty things to make them clean. I would lose my mind.â Your face scrunched up into a smile before asking him a question that made his heart beat a little to hard.
âWould you like to go out sometime?â
*Flashback over*
You were perfect for him and he was perfect for you. It couldnât be any better! But thatâs what got him the most. You were so perfect and he was afraid one slip up would cause him to lose you and lose everything he worked hard for. It felt like he was so close to losing it that he would stay up all night, fearing for the worst.
It didnât help that every time he sat in his office, all he would hear is, Overhaul this or Overhaul that. it was driving him to insanity. It felt like the world was against him and he just didnât know what to do anymore. Sitting in his office just caused his anxiety about the future to sky rocket.
And yet here he was, sitting in his office doing paperwork.
It was surprising as this had never happened before. While he was working on the papers, a sudden wet spot fell onto the papers. And then a few more being to drop on the papers. Overhaul let go of his pen before touching his face, only to feel water rolling down his face. He didnât knwo what was going on until you opened the door to bring him his tea. Once you saw him you quickly set down the tea and ran over to his side, asking him what was wrong and how you could fix it.
Without any thought and only going off of impulse, Overhaul grabbed your body before hiding his face in your chest. It surprised you to say the least but you quickly understood why. You let out a sigh before hugging him back and petting the top of his hair. Telling him that itâs okay.
But it wasnât okay. He was so afraid of letting everyone down that the tears kept flowing and he didnât know how to stop them. He just let them fall and drench your shirt. But you didnât seem to mind as all your did was kiss the top of his head and rub his back and run your fingers through his hair.Â
Overhaul picked you up before putting you on his couch where he laid on top of you, just to hold you as tight as he could while cuddling into you more. Just wanting to be in your presence for a little bit longer. You continued your methods to calm him down and before you knew it, you could hear him steadily breathing, indicating he had fallen asleep.Â
You didnât want to wake him and you knew he would be extremely vulnerable at this time, you did what you could.
And that was lay there and made sure he knew you would always support him and be there for him every step of the way.
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Dating and Goodreads
Back for Day 8-Blind date (how the hell do u guys come up with good title fics i struggle so bad lol). I wasnât really going anywhere with this one, but when i read all of the others and saw how fun the fics were, i decided to finish this one.
also for Summertime and Fresh Strawberries, I deliberately left it blank but I canât hold onto the secret bc two people were curious as to what happened, so iâll let the rest of you know that aelin and rowan decided to keep summer and be a cute little family, bc im a sucker for happy endings lol (unless its angst, itâs safe to assume that all my rowaelin fics have happy endings bc theyâve all ready been thru so much and even in alt fics i need them to be happy lmao)
anyway, on to the next one. hope you enjoy!
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Aelin was a confident woman, something that she was proud of. But that didn't mean that there weren't times she didn't feel self-conscious or awkward and full of doubt.
Because right now, all those negative feelings were swimming inside of her.
And those feelings were just magnified today, especially since she had gotten fired only a few hours beforehand. It was utterly unexpected, she had never received any prior warnings, and while she was a fighter, Aelin didn't feel like stepping into the ring for this one. Not when her boss was a demon from hell that made life unbearable and she had to physically push herself into entering the work building.
Aelin told herself that it was for the best. She was miserable there and hated working in an office typing up the worlds most boring reports and working in a space that was entirely too drab.
But she wasn't looking forward to job hunting. Aelin was aware that she could ask her friends for favours, but if Aelin did something wrong, she didn't want it reflected back onto whoever helped her.
And she was still a little peeved over the damned argument she had online again with that haughty prick on Goodreads. Aelin wasn't sure why those arguments kept going, but each time she would post a review, White Tailed Hawk would respond, telling her that she read the book wrong and this and that and blah blah blah.
Aelin repaid the favour each time, telling him how he was wrong and he had no reading comprehension skills. And on and on it went until Aelin or whoever the fuck that guy was went back to their own lives.
Depressingly, it was the most fun she had some days.
Shaking her head, Aelin forced herself to think of the now and not of her shitty day. Still she sighed, not quite believing that she had agreed to this blind date. Couldn't believe that she had let Aedion convince her it was a good idea.
Aelin had said no at first, after Aedion had voiced his offer, and her cousin left it at that. But days went past, and he would bring up the topic of Rowan, about the things he had said that day, how his dry sense of humour took some time to get used to but once you figured it out, he was actually pretty funny, how he had finished a project perfectly and this and that.
But it got to her, annoyingly. So the other day when he was helping her out with some housework that was a two person job, Aelin told him to set up this date. Aedion cheered as if it was the best thing he had ever heard, telling her how she and Rowan were the perfect match for each other.
Aelin rolled her eyes, but didn't say anything of the assessment.
She had only agreed because it was getting frustrating being asked at every family event if she was dating someone, when she was going to give her parents grandchildren (that question pissed her off the most, as if Aelin was nothing but a birthing machine and that was all Aelin could contribute to society), and who was going to look after her when she was old if she didn't have children (because apparently carers didn't exist).
Aelin was also lonelyâshe could entertain herself just fine, but she did like the idea of coming home and talking to someone that could respond. She loved Fleetfoot and her enthusiasm when Aelin came home, but human companionship would be nice.
But Aelin didn't have high-hopes for this date because the universe liked to kick Aelin's ass from time to time, she suspected that they were going to hate each other.
Taking a deep breath, Aelin got out of her car, smoothed down her romper and went inside the restaurant, head held high.
X X X X X X
Rowan couldn't believe that he was about to go on a blind date. That Aedion had convinced him to go out with his younger cousin. He hadn't dated anyone since Lyria and he knew that his dating skills were going to be rusty as hell. He had been with Lyria since they were nineteen, married at 23 and divorced at 31; he had been single for the last two years.
It had been...fine, a little strange, after being with someone for so long to find himself a bachelor. Rowan never thought that he would apart from Lyria, but their relationship had just faded. Long before the divorce, it had been more like a housemate relationship than a marriage. He wasn't surprised when his ex-wife had come home after work with divorce papers. He had only stared at the paperwork for an hour before he signed the forms. Truthfully, Rowan was just glad that he was still on good terms with Lyria, that they could still talk to one another from time to time.
Rowan had almost called her earlier today, to ask how the hell dates went, but felt that it would have been crossing some invisible line, so he didn't call and instead had Googled the questions instead.
They didn't really help.
Rowan drummed his fingers against the steering wheel, telling himself that if things went wrong, then it wasn't the end of the world. That if he had to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, then that was fine. He had plenty of ways of keeping himself busyâhe had a good career, a nice house, plenty of books to read and to argue online about them with.
He had one earlier today, actually, with Queen of Wildfire about a new release that Rowan had eagerly read within days of its release. And once again, he ended up with an argument with the woman about the messages and themes within the book.
It was stupid, he knew, to be at his age and to be fighting online with a stranger, but something about this woman just had his fingers flying over the keyboard.
Some days he looked forward to it, as embarrassing as that was to admit. He didn't really want to look into himself to figure out what it all meant.
Eyes drifting to the dashboard, Rowan realised that his date was about to start. Popping a mint into his mouth and smoothing out his clothes, Rowan took a deep breath and left the car and went to his first date in twelve years.
Hopefully, it wouldn't be too bad.
X X X X X X
The date had started out a little awkward, but that wasn't a surprise to Aelin, because what blind date started smoothly?
It picked up after Rowan admitted that he was divorced and that he had no idea what the hell he was supposed to do. Aelin appreciated that stark honesty and admitted that she too had no idea what to do.
Since then, the conversation went well, the food was good and Aelin had even swiped a few bites of his dinner because it just looked so much better than hers. Rowan had playfully grumbled underneath his breath, but smiled as he said it.
It was going really well. Maybe the universe had decided to give her a break for the rest of this evening. There was a part of her that maybe wondered if they would have sex, because the man did look fucking fantastic, but at the same time, she didn't want to rush anything in case this actually turned into something more.
âWhat's the dumbest thing that you've done recently or in the past?â Aelin asked. There was no such thing as small talk between themâAelin had all ready asked if he believed in aliens and was glad when he said yes, because âit's ridiculous to think that we're alone in this wide universe of ours. It makes sense that there'd be other lifeforms out there.â Which was pretty damned close to Aelin's reasoning as well, so asking him about stupid moments felt like nothing in comparison.
Rowan smirked at the question and took a moment to think before answering. âI engage in online arguments.â
âReally? About what, exactly?â
âIt's stupid. But my all my arguments occur on Goodreads of all places. Not Facebook, or YouTube, or Twitter, but Goodreads. It's never anything insulting but just arguments about how wrong some people's in depth reviews are.â
âFair enough,â Aelin said, âI've been known to do the same thing as you. There's this one user on there, White Tailed Hawkâa stupid name if you ask meâand he just never...â Aelin stopped when she noticed that he stopped eating and was just looking at her weirdly. âRowan? Are you okay?â
âDo you, by any chance, go under the name of Queen of Wildfire?â
Aelin blinked, and then blinked again, and once the pieces fell into place, she knew right then and there that the universe really hated her. She let out a harsh laugh, the sound echoing throughout the space. Aelin wasn't really sure what to say, because it was true what he said; it had never been insulting, but ending up on a date with the man she had regularly arguments with was just...she had no words, other then, âIt really is a stupid name.â She took a sip of her wine, needing to do something other than wanting to bang her head against the table.
âI couldn't think of anything else to write.â And it wasn't also his favourite animal, he had told her that earlier.
They lapsed back into the awkward silence of earlier, both picking at their food.
But Aelin didn't want this night to go to waste. âIt'd be stupid to let something as small as this get in the way of whatever this could be,â Aelin said, deciding to be blunt.
Rowan nodded. âIt would be. Although I have to be honest, you really have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to Call of the Wild Winds.â
Aelin just about stormed off when she noticed his playful smile, his eyes sparkling bright. Laughing, Aelin threw a bread-roll at his handsome face, and once he caught it and split it in half for them to share, they went back to their earlier conversation.
And when Rowan walked her to her apartment door and kissed her on the cheek goodnight with a promise to text her later, Aelin couldn't help herself by telling him that all his opinions sucked and that he had no idea what he was talking aboutâall with a big smile on her face as Rowan sputtered as she closed the door on his face.
They spent the rest of the night texting, and all of Aelin's earlier woes faded away. And she looked forward to tomorrow, despite the horror of job hunting. Maybe the universe will finally let things turn around for the better for her.
Aelin went to sleep with a smile on her face, all because of White Tailed Hawk.
And on the other side of the city, Rowan also fell asleep with a smile on his face.
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request;Â Shuichi and his fem!s/o take each other virginity?
pairing(s); shuichi x AFAB! reader
warnings; post-game saihara, saihara has some PTSD from the killing game but it is not heavily mentioned, cussing AFAB! reader, soft dom! Shuichi, vanilla-ish, intense kissing, mention of marriage, hurt/comfort-ish?, angst-ish?, petty arguments, sexual frustration, they both losing their v-card, shuichi picks you up, shuichi reads porn mags but not elaborated here, established relationship, they've been dating 6 months btw, they're living together, cyring, begging, accidental overstimulation, self-indulgent, irresponsible and unprotected sex(always wrap it before you tap it you fucking idiots), unedited but used spellcheck. OKAY I KNOW 6 MONTHS IS REALLY SHORT AND I HAD A DIFFERENT IDEA IN MIND BUT I JUST DBHSBJHSBD IM SORRY THIS IS JUST SUPER MESSY
note; i rushed the end and this is kind of garbage(god please don't read this), but here's a few songs that i listened to while writing this;
505 - Arctic Monkeys & Cute Panties Soaked In Arizona Iced Tea - Sewer//Slvt & a bunch others idk
wc; 5.8k+
You both dabbled in the idea of having sex, having shared mutual trust and desire for each other within the early stages of your love-filled relationship.
Even so, the obvious statements were left unsaid, and the obvious desire you both have for each otherâs bodies had been left alone, never to be picked up again.
Now donât underestimate yourself, there would be some not-so-rare make-out sessions when you both got into the mood and made sure to give each other âthe lookâ, but theyâd always end in Shuichi stiffening up and asking if youâd like to stop.
And like an idiot, you had always said the same goddamn thing, the opposite of what you wanted to say. âSure, y- yeah.â Always praying he wouldnât hear the disappointment in your voice. You didnât want him to be upset that you wanted to continue, because wouldnât that just be selfish of you?
Your prayers always seemed to be answered anyway, though mostly carried by Shuichiâs helplessly obvious nature; he ate it all up.
But maybe you shouldâve been praying for the opposite because otherwise, you wouldnât be here right now.
Maybe it was the stress from the fact that Shuichiâs boss yelled at him today, maybe it was from the fact that he had one of his colleagues accidentally file one of the most important cases, improperly, maybe it was because you both hadnât fucked in 6 months.
Well, whatever it was, it had Shuichi fuming.
âThis? Again?â Shuichi sighed in an attempt to calm himself, his face lacking the patience it usually held.
âWhat do you mean âagainâ!? Iâve told you this, tons of times before!â To be fair, you had no idea why you had been so angry either, but before you could even think or hold yourself back, random arguments you truly never cared about had been brought up.
What the hell were you two even fighting about?
Despite your mind screaming at you to stop, your mouth continued to act first. âGod, why donât you ever listen to me? You know, sometimes it seriously just feels like Iâm talking to a brick wall when I talk to you.â That wasnât true.
âIs that right?â He didnât know what came over him. âWell, if weâre talking about our talking habits, I think you sometimes talk too much; itâs hard to keep track of what youâre saying sometimes, and it just- it brings me a headacheâŚ!â That wasnât true either; he was a detective, he listened to every single detail you spoke out from those beautiful lips. Shuichi would listen as intently as he would during an investigation as he gathered information from perps.
But you didnât know that. You had been too busy reeling from his previous statement to remember all the nice moments you had before this. His words felt like acid on your palpitating heart. Did you talk that much?
You gulped, lip trembling without your consent. âY- yeah?â
No, I didnât mean any of it. Please donât look at me like that. â... Yeah.â Shuichi averted his eyes as he lied for no good reason.
You nodded in feigned indifference, chewing the inside of your cheek as you attempted to walk past him and outside the kitchen â to which he immediately stopped you, an urgency laced within his actions. Sudden anxiety wracked his body, and images of the previous executions flashed in his mind.
You couldnât go.
With his eyes wide in a slight panic, they narrowed back to their normal width as he took a deep breath, pulling you towards him and suddenly pushing his lips on yours. âShu-â he blanketed any open space for noise to escape through with his lips, kissing you with desperation youâve never witnessed firsthand.
Despite your internal concern for him, your hands slipped up his shoulders to the back of his neck, pushing him closer to you than he already was on instinct.
Okay⌠This was okay. It was better than fighting, that was for sure.
You were confused by the sudden display of physician affection, but you could only get a little of you to care; you missed him. It had only been 5 minutes into the fight, yet you had been pulling him close like you hadnât seen him in a year. Luckily for both you and him, he missed you too. He didnât like fights. Especially not meaningless ones like these.
You both didnât know how, nor when, but before you knew it, you had been sitting atop the kitchen counter, legs wrapped tightly around Shuichiâs waist as his hands gripped yours. A familiar, heavy feeling of arousal pooled up at your stomach, remaining there like an itch you knew only Shuichi could scratch. Shuichi was comfortably close for you to somewhat feel his phone poke at your thigh, but even so, not close enough. Clothes started to feel restricting, and you both shared the same need to just tear them off, but
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âS/o,â he muffled on your lips, trying his best to try and pull away from your captivating lips on his, though it was incredibly hard with those velvety lips of yours.
âS/o!â The bad feeling in his stomach grew, and he suddenly realized it had been because he didnât want such a special moment for the two of you, to be spoiled by a petty fight neither of you would remember in a few days. He didnât want your shared story to be an argument that leads to sex. Call him a hopeless romantic but, that simply didnât sit right with him.
Shuichi pulled away abruptly, apologizing under his breath as he avoided eye contact with a slightly puzzled you. âIâŚâ He started nervously, gently nestling his forehead atop your beating heart in an attempt to self-soothe himself.
"I donât want us to finally, um, do... This out of- of anger and- S/o, you have to know that I love you so much and that I-â That wasnât what he meant to say, it didnât come out right, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldnât think of what he had originally planned to say. His mind was jumbled, words werenât good enough for him anymore. Shuichi began to prick small unwanted tears at the corner of his eyes as he rambled with sincere intention.
âI donât want to look back at this day and- Or what if you regr-â
You shook your head frantically before he could finish his sentence, gentle fingertips tapping the underside of his head as you urged him to look into your eyes. You sighed fondly as you swam in those pools of liquid gold, a small, assuring smile contorting onto your face.
âItâs okay, I know, I know you didnât mean it.â You took another breath as you continued, a deeper inhale. âAnd I know what you mean but, Shuichi I⌠No matter what, I could never regret a single thing with you,â His hands tightened around you.
âAnd frankly, it doesnât matter how we ended up⌠Doing this with each other.â It was kind of funny how you both couldn't say the word 'sex'. A three-letter word that may have seemed terrifying to the two of you back then, started to gradually lose its intimidation factor.
âBecause as long as you love me, and I love you, thatâs all that will matter.â You lightly laughed at how sappy you sounded; wondering if youâd be this romantic when reciting your vows.
You two weren't even married.
But Shuichi would be lying through his teeth if he said he hadn't visualized you in a veil; and wow, did you look amazing.
Shuichi paused, gazing up at you with intense affection, and love for you. You could feel your cheeks heat up from how intently he gazed at you, you couldn't help but slightly shrink underneath his gaze.
Without missing another beat, Shuichi suddenly broke the gaze, and wrapped his arms underneath your bottom, picking you up with a concealed struggle. He'd have thought spending most of his time typing in that office, would give him some sort of arm strength.
Well, you'd find out later, wouldn't you?
Making his way to the bedroom carefully, Shuichi gently set you down on your back, trapping you in between his arms and locking his lips back onto yours soft and slowly, unlike his last pecks.
You could feel your heart rate speed up as he started to run his hand underneath the thin material of your top, and despite the rising anxiousness itching at you, the feeling of love and anticipation easily overpowered the feeling â though not completely.
For a split second, Shuichi pulled away to pull your shirt up and over your head, and the moment his loving, eager golden eyes found their way back to you, he swore he almost suffered a cardiac arrest on the spot.
With your hands resting beside your head, lips swollen and exposed chest heaving; he thought you looked like the most stunning human being that had ever graced this earth.
And he wasted no time showing you how he felt.
Quickly stripping himself of his shirt, you watched in slight amusement as he struggled to throw the material across his room, his eagerness becoming his enemy. He felt the mattress slightly dip and inflate, though he couldn't see anything as his vision was obstructed. Shuichi â despite having a feeling you had sat up and was probably going to help â didn't want to submit into his embarrassment just yet. He could take off his shirts, and he was going to prove it-
His eyes clenched shut in frustration, suddenly shot open as he felt a cool breeze hit his warm face, as well as the sound of quiet laughter.
"C- come on, don't laugh...!" Shuichi complained half-heartedly.
You grinned. "Sorry, sorry," You raised your hands in defence, taken by surprise as
Shuichi pinned the same hands back onto the bed, playfully pecking your face all over before moving down the valley of your neck and collarbone.
You did your absolute best to not laugh as Shuichi had told you to, but you couldn't prevent the huge, goofy smile that broke out on your face. The euphoria of having someone you truly love and trust, showering you with affection, combined with the ticklish feeling of his slightly chapped lips on your neck, had caused you to giggle.
"Is it- Is it really that funny?" Shuichi grumbled, kisses turning into gentle bites as he wanted to get you to make noises that weren't giggles; not that he didn't adore the sound.
Just not in this situation, nor position.
"It's not, I-" You snorted, "I promise! I just, I feel really, really happy right now." You admitted in between laughter.
You felt Shuichi pause against your neck, and your laughter died down as you wondered if you did something wrong.
"Shuichi-?" You squeaked as you felt his warm breath and kisses travel quickly towards your stomach, right above where you wanted it most. You could feel your face heat up, as well as your core, from the mere puff of air.
Your excitement slowly turned to dread as you felt his hands slowly slide down to the waistband of your pants, and without realizing it, you stiffened up. You felt slightly guilty of your reaction; you wanted this, right? You were so excited a moment ago, where did it go? The logical part of you didn't seem to want to chime in and say, 'It's a natural reaction!'
So you settled for chewing your lip in an attempt to distract yourself from the heart-wrenching guilt.
The action hadn't gone unnoticed by Shuichi; he knew that habit all too well. It was a nervous habit, quite often in many people, but it always seemed to drive Shuichi crazy when you did it. He never noticed when others did, as he was constantly too busy staring straight at you like a boy with a hopeless crush.
But look at him now.
Shuichi from 6 months ago probably wouldn't believe the Post-Shuichi, that he had got the chance to be your boyfriend, let alone share such an intimate moment with someone as special as you.
"Hey, look at me," He grinned gently as he caught your attention.
"It's... It's just me here. You don't have to worry, or be nervous because I'm right here, and I... I'll love you no matter what." It was hypocritical to say, as his hands had practically been quivering beyond his control, but he spoke the sincere truth for you.
He watched in slight anxiousness as you stayed in silent, stunned shock. Shuichi started wondering if he should've said something else-
"O- Okay, yeah, you can- You can, um." You didn't mean to sound so awkward, but you hoped the slight eagerness laced in your voice made the message clear enough for him.
Shuichi slipped his thumbs underneath the waistband of your pants, golden eyes focused entirely on your face as to detect any discomfort.
Seeing none, he slipped the rest of it off, growing excited yet also nervous as he saw you for the first time. "You're soaked..." He uttered underneath his breath in stunned awe, unwillingly causing you to jerk your legs shut.
And who's fault is that!? You wanted to say that, but in the condition and position you were in right now, it didn't seem very possible nor ideal.
You let out a small whimper as you felt Shuichi gently encourage your legs back open, a small pout on his face as you hadn't given him enough time to savour the visual.
No words were said, and no words were needed as Shuichi communicated his wanton need for your pussy with nothing but his eyes. Captivated and persuaded by his puppy-dog eyes, you hesitantly opened your legs back up, silently gasping as you felt the cold air hit your glossy folds yet again.
Your momentary shock faltered into embarrassed confusion as you caught Shuichi staring at it with a thoughtful gaze. It was strange; you felt like an animal at the zoo up for display to just... Stare at.
But perhaps the most embarrassing thing about the whole thing was the stars in his eyes as he watched you twitch and shudder. âSh- Shuichi.â You tried to snap him out of his gaze, face growing hotter and hotter as time passed by with him continuing to stare at your impatient pussy.
âIâm just going to⌠Put one in.â
If there was anything Shuichi had learned from the numerous articles on how to please your partner during sex, is to always prep them.
âWait, huh-?"
His finger sunk in easily, prodding finger slipping into a pillowy bundle of nerves; it was like heaven on earth for Shuichi, and he wanted to make sure it felt the same for you.
"Hah- Nnnn!â
Your loud moan snapped him out of his trance, and unfortunately, he had reacted a moment too late as his finger had already been knuckle deep.
Experiencing a mini panic attack, guilt overwhelmed his body, and he moved to pull out, only to be caught by surprise as you caught his wrist right before he could.
"N- No...! It's- It's okay, mmngh- Just- just feels good, is all." You were glad you hadn't lost the complete ability to speak yet; because that'd surely be humiliating, wouldn't it?
Shuichi tensed his hand unintentionally, causing you to jolt slightly as you could feel every single movement. Shuichi's eyes widened in realization and guilt at your sudden reaction.
"A-Ah, sorry! I didn't mean to-" He cut himself off, head tilting as you moaned a little too loud for your taste â but not loud enough for his.
Shuichi shifted himself, so his face was hovering over your blissed-out one, slight confusion taking over your features as he seemed to be watching you carefully, almost as if he was expecting something â
With a sharp inhale, you felt your hole swallow in another finger, the pleasure now doubled up. If this is what fingering felt like... Then you'd have to assume the main course felt 5x as good as this, right?
Your hands shot up to his shoulders to dig your nails into, the pleasure finally becoming too much as he started experimentally moving in and out slowly.
Shuichi would've asked, 'Is this okay?' but judging by your moans and pleas for more, he concludes he has his answer.
Running his thumb down your folds, Shuichi decided he would explore your pussy as he continued his slow thrusts in your clenching hole â and what better way to do that than to accidentally brush his fingers against your clit?
You nearly sobbed, climax rising alarmingly close, before dropping as Shuichi continued with his exploration.
"Shuichi! T- There! Right there! Please!" You repeated like a mad man, nearly jolting up if it wasn't for Shuichi's body that loomed over you.
With a confused, but obedient nod of his head, Shuichi tested the waters yet again, eyebrows furrowing as he pressed around in random spots. "Ah!" His eyes widened in slight achievement as he watched you start to violently spazz out the moment he pressed onto a button-like nerve.
"C- Coming, I'm- I'm comin- Ahnn!" Shuichi began roughly circling his thumb over the bundle of nerves, unknown of how sensitive the nerve was, and unknowingly forcing you into overstimulation.
"Sh- Ah- W- Wait!" You stammered, squirming away from his unrelenting hand, unsure as to why it had felt as strong as it felt. "Wait, please!" Shuichi suddenly pulled away from your clit, panic taking over his body yet again as he carefully picked you up and slipped you onto his lap.
"I- I'm sorry...! I didn't... Are you- Are you okay?" He stuttered, eyes wide with concern.
Had he gone too far? Was he missing something? Maybe there was a spot you didn't like?
You shook your head, doing little to assure the rising storm of worry you knew Shuichi would accumulate.
"I- I'm okay, it felt good. I think you just overstimulated me a bit but," You brought your arms around his neck, scooching your partially numb ass over his erection.
"... Not like I didn't like it." You grinned lopsidedly, leaning up to capture his lips into a passionate kiss, one filled to the brim with ever-lasting passion. He wasted no time to reciprocate, face slightly reddening as he groaned from the slightest pressure of your thigh pressing down against his erection.
"Sorry...-" Shuichi slipped in an apology, before quickly being sent back into the depths of your touch.
"Don't be-" You countered, letting one of your hands run down the crevices and nooks of his scrawny chest and stomach, down to trace his faint V-line.
"Mm-" An unplanned moan slipped out, and the blush on his cheeks worsened. He was sensitive, and that was to be expected for a first-timer. Though Shuichi refused to believe it was his sensitivity, but your soft touch.
Jolts of pleasure shot up his spine, and his pants only grew tighter, to the point where his brain was screaming at him to take them off.
Lucky for him, you complied without another thought.
You broke the kiss, resting your forehead against his chest as you hunched over to unbuckle his pants. The breathy and beautiful sounds of Shuichi panting like a dog-in-heat above you only made your fingers work faster. The sound of his zipper being pulled down hit his ears, and his eyes clenched tight shut as he felt a curious hand fiddle with his boxers.
"Can I...?"
He nodded frantically, an adorable eagerness overtaking control of his actions.
As you slipped your hand into the binds of his grey-scale boxers, you weren't sure what you were going to see, or how he would feel once you got your hands on his stiff length.
Shuichi wasn't sure what he was expecting either, but expectations didn't matter when you were with each other, right?
"H- Hnnnn...!"
Well, even so, he sure as hell wasn't expecting his strained whine he let out the moment your hand coiled around the base of his cock. With his whine unintentionally egging you on, you decided to pull it out all the way, curious to see him.
God, if you were to laugh now, he'd probably die.
The truth was, you werenât sure if you could physically laugh, nor breatheâŚ. Or even speak for that matter. He rendered you speechless, and as he tried to read your expression, he found himself praying the silence was a good thing. Though before the thick, lust-filled air could suffocate you both, you decided to voice your thoughts.
âW- Will that fitâŚ?â Your face was probably as hot as a pizza pocket fresh out of the oven.
Now, you werenât sure what a real dick looked like; you hadnât seen one in real life before, so maybe it was average in dick sizes, but you couldnât help but shudder from uncontrollable excitement combined with the fear of that thing tearing into you.
Shuichi noticed the look of fear on your face, and his instinct kicked in; nervosity and anxiety went as he focused on your needs instead, something heâd always done, to an almost unhealthy point.
You let yourself fall back onto the mattress yet again, your head that had been lost in its own thoughts, hitting the plush pillows as Shuichi softly guided you comfortably down. It seemed only now did you realize you were completely bare to Shuichi, head to toe, naked. What a convenient time.
Shuichiâs T-Shirt struggles couldnât distract you now, and so there you sat, avoiding eye contact with the worried boy as you shrunk further into yourself. You were ready, you repeated to yourself. But perhaps your true fear had been, was he ready for you?
His voice broke the upsetting silence, and out came the words you didnât want to hear. âIf youâre having doubts, we donât have to do this today, or ever, for that matter.â Shuichi was so close to you, you could practically hear the sound of his little heart beating unevenly. Your hand subconsciously lifted and set itself on his chest to try and feel the small hum and vibration of his heart, and for a second you almost forgot what he had asked.
âI⌠Shuichi, I want this but,â You werenât sure how to explain, and a part of you wished he could just read your mind and tell you exactly what you wanted to hear. But relationships werenât that easy.
âI⌠What if I dissatisfy you? Like, what if Iâm too small, or too loose, or- or what if how I look impacts the experience; are you sure you want to have your very first time with someone like me? Like-â Shuichi cut you off with his lips, the desire for you to stop talking about things that would never happen, as well as the desire to kiss you, combining into this moment.
The man wore an expression of pure earnestness; the confidence he had almost scared you. âI love you so much, and none of that matters to me. I promise you, none of that will ever happen.â His voice was heartbreakingly sincere, to the point where you felt guilty for doubting him.
He, honest to god, understood how you felt completely. Shuichi was afraid he would cum too early, or if he wasnât long enough, or girthy enough- He was terrified of ruining your first experience with him, he just didnât want to look the emotion because he was afraid diffidence wasnât sexy.
Maybe it was ridiculous, but to be fair, your assumption of yourself dissatisfying him was even more so.
Not trusting your own voice to speak, you simply averted your eyes and nodded, exhaling slowly as you tried to push your doubts away. Shuichi followed your gaze, using a gentle hand to tilt your head back to face him, wanting you to look at him as he finally puts it in.
âIâll go⌠really slow, okay? Tell me if you want me to stop, okay baby?â You went beet red at the new pet name, but before you could counter his sneaky remark, your voice and breath were stolen from you as you felt something warm throb at your entrance. Was that his â
âSh- Shit...!â You hissed, eyes clenching tightly shut to conceal the small tears prickling at the corners of your eyes. You were right, it was going to hurt.
Shuichi had only slipped in the tip of his cock, marvelling at how easily it sunk in at fault to your slick. He bit back several low moans that threatened to spill out of his mouth, God, you felt so warm inside. Perhaps it was a gross thought, but Shuichi hadnât exactly been thinking anymore, eyes clouded and nearly crossed from the intense, foreign but pleasing feeling.
âH- How does It feel this goodâŚ?â He slipped quietly to himself, eyes lidded as he lost himself in your embrace.
Gulping harshly, he stilled his hips and tore his eyes away from your walls that hugged him so snugly, shifting his attention instead to your pained expression. With a hushed and strained voice, Shuichi voiced several shy but sincere praises and assurances.
His bony hands travelled up from your hips, to lace your hands, fingers shakily lacing your fingers together. Shuichi found himself sighing in relief as he could feel your stiffness slipping away, squeezing your hand as a reminder that he was proud of you for it.
âDo you want me to move?â Shuichi asked, worried eyes darting to your concealed ones.
You pursed your lips, hesitating to shake your head no. You knew they couldnât stay like that forever â Well, Shuichi probably wouldâve if you told him to, but you couldnât do that to him. Then again, you were still trying to get used to the painful yet filling intrusion in between your legs.
You were on a mental crossroad, unsure of what to say in response to such a simple question. And great, now you left him too long without a reply; the poor guy was just laying there. You could hear your brain screaming at you to just say something! Just fucking say something-!
Shuichi noticed your slight discomforted expression, as well as feeling you tense underneath him. A light bulb went off in his head as he thought of a way to make it all better, and he opened his mouth to speak once again.
âHey, itâs okay, itâs okay, just um⌠Just trust me, okay?â You felt him squeeze your hands again, to which you squeezed back, voice caught in your throat.
You trusted him, of course, you did. What if he didn't know how much you trusted him? You would put your entire life in his hands, you would jump off a cliff if he told you it was safe.
Your lifeline spoke up again, "Take a deep breath and then exhale at three. R- Ready?"
You nodded, taking the deepest breath you could.
"One," Shuichi whispered.
"Two," You felt your shoulders relaxing.
"Three." As soon as your entire body sunk into the sheets, relaxing completely, he sunk the rest of his length inside you, pushing harshly against your hands pinned on the bed for leverage. Shuichi had been holding his breath as to not moan too loud, despite the foreign feeling, it almost felt like it was meant to be like this. Would it be cheesy if he thought fucking you was his destiny?
You gasped sharply, eyes shooting open as your jaw dropped, silent screams escaping your mouth as your back arched into him.
"Ah- Ah!" Your strained moans grew louder as the stretch finally registered within you. A bead of sweat formed on your forehead as you squeezed his hands tightly, wanting to pull him closer.
Shuichi didn't say anything, biting down on his lip and nearly drawing blood as he bottomed out, his balls clapping gently on the tender skin of your ass.
You couldn't help but whine uncontrollably the feeling being too much. You could feel everything. The small curve of his perfect cock, the feeling of his tip pulsating into your walls and every goddamn accidental shift of his Shuichiâs hips.
With his hips pressed as close as they could be against yours, you had no choice but to wrap your legs around his waist, heels bumping against his tail bone as you did such.
Everything seemed to slow after a couple of seconds filled with breathy silence, your heart rate slowing down as well. The stretch remained, but the pain slowly melted away with every exhale you took, pleasure and need overtaking it instead. âSh- Shuichi.â After hearing your voice so brittle, Shuichi lifted his head from your shoulder in urgency and concern. âY- Yeah? D- Donât worry, I wonât move until y-â
âN- No, you can- You can move, it- I want it.â You stammered over your words, suddenly shy as you pleaded for him. It was embarrassing to be begging for something so lewd, but youâd soon learn that embarrassment wasnât valid when you were screaming your lungs out.
Youâd wonder why you were both suddenly so timid with each other, treating each other like fragile glass that could break if you arose your voice too high.
Nodding uncertainly at your words, Shuichi gave your hands one last reassuring squeeze unsure if he had done that to assure you or him.
With a shaky inhale, Shuichi tested the waters by rolling his hips against yours gently. Worrying whether he was doing it right, as well as worrying if he hurt you. Though heâd be lying if the worry didnât somewhat slip his mind the moment he felt that nearly irresistible wave of bliss wash over his body. Not wanting the feeling to stop, Shuichi decided heâd do it again, causing you to moan louder than the first time.
He couldnât help but feel something strike his heart, and before he knew it, he was thrusting harder, more, aiming in different directions to get you to moan louder.
âHah!â It was a foreign feeling, but that didnât necessarily mean it was a bad thing. You could feel your heart pulsating, a thin layer of sweat cultivating on your skin and his, and most of all you could feel Shuichi moving inside you. Every inch of him rubbed against your walls, and all of it just felt so fucking addicting.
âS/o!â His call for your name had lost itself in the sea of your moans as well as his own.
You could only reply in rickety moans, body bouncing as each thrust he granted upon you pushed your head closer to the headboard; the only thing keeping you as close as you were to Shuichi, being your connected hands.
âSh- Shuichi, fuck!â You couldnât even remember your name anymore, the name of your lover rolling off your tongue a couple of hundred times as your eyes rolled into the back of your skull, his hard pace driving you to insanity. You couldnât even recognize yourself anymore, moans that escaped your lips sounded so pornographic you couldnât possibly assume those were yours.
Shuichi on the other hand had been moaning and grunting like he was in pain; the way your walls clenched around him had brought him closer and closer to his high, but he didnât want to cum just yet. He wanted to get that sweet spot.
It was so incredibly gratifying every time you called out his name; maybe not-so for the neighbours, but he couldnât help but feel slightly smug as his neighbours wouldâve known that it was â âShuichi!â â who had been making you wail and moan like that.
Your uncertainty and discomfort from earlier disappeared into thin air, forgotten forever as you lost yourself in this new feeling of being plowed like a cornfield.
Finally finding the energy and courage to pry open your tear-filled eyes, your jaw remained slack, mouth blubbering out nonsense and âI love youâs as you made eye contact with Shuichi.
You felt your heart stutter and stop a moment as you saw how pretty he looked at that moment. With his facial expression contorting into one of pure pleasure, and a thin layer of sweat making his skin almost seem like it was glowing, combined with the loving look in his eyes; it was all too much, and before you knew it, you made your own lewd expression as you felt a foreign knot suddenly build up and untie in your stomach just as quick.
With stuttered, pathetic attempts at pleading his name, you attempted to get his attention as you had been slightly afraid of what was building up inside you. âSh- Shu- Some- Somethingâs- Mmnhah!â You sobbed out, jaw going slack as screams poured out from your throat.
Shuichiâs eyes widened just a fraction as he realized what was happening, slowing his hips before suddenly going faster than before, grunting as he brought himself back to his high. âItâs- Itâs okay baby, just let go- Urkâ!â Shuichi wheezed as he felt your trembling vaginal walls clamp onto his throbbing length, feeling as if he had just gotten the air punched out of him. Well, you were only following his order.
Hunching over you, he squeezed your hands as he rolled his hips one last time, slow and deep, causing you to elicit a louder scream from the spot he hit. He had to suppress a thankful smile; there it was. He began to dig his glans especially hard into that spot, causing you to sob and squirm from the intense pleasure he had been putting onto you. âS- So good- I- I canât-â You stammered, mind fuzzy and misfunctioning as your orgasm had been concentrated by Shuichiâs bold action.
You wondered if this was his first time; he seemed so experience like he knew all the right spots to press and prod at.
When really, he just read way too many porn mags.
Shuichiâs breath hitched as he felt his cock twitch, not long after the mini action, he had finally released inside you, going slack over your body as he nearly cried into your shoulder from how good it felt. Desperate and shaky moans and groans spilled from the binds of his thin lips, and no matter how hard he tried to dig himself into your neck, the moans remained loud.
Time seemed to slow down, Shuichi had gone flaccid inside you and quiet as he tried to catch his breath. Despite the lower half of your body still incredibly sensitive and numb, you managed to switch your positions, shifting him, so he was laying on his side instead of you.
He let himself be cradled by you, sweaty skin sticking together in an uncomfortably comfortable way. It was warm.
â... God, we shouldâve done that months ago.â You half-joked, voice gravelly.
Shuichi groaned in response, wincing as he pulled out slowly.
âI donât think I.. regret waiting.â Shuichi truthfully spoke, smiling a lopsided grin.
âBecause it made this moment more special⌠right?â He hoped he wasnât the only one to think so.
You nodded, eyes eventually drifting shut. âYeah⌠Youâre right, youâre.. always right.â
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deltarune ch2 spoilers
seriously I'm about to spoil the fuck out of the game and also the Alternative Route For Assholes
ok the 24 hour spoiler ban has passed but still: FINAL SPOILER WARNING.Â
first: GOD this game is so. GOOD? holy sweet mother of meatball, I have been thinking about it nonstop for the past 2 days. it feels like a shitpost. I love queen dearly. the potassium gag. âwhat does bosom mean??â âtity.â every single interaction with her and berdly made me PISS myself laughing and especially The Statue. actually this whole game was really, really funny. the part where you and ralsei go on the swan boat, literally on acid, and battle it out with rouxls kaard. who is riding a duck. god where does toby come up with this material?? it is so weird but.... so good. his comedic chops have gotten a LOT better since undertale, and even chapter 1.
the art, music, and mechanics were SPOT ON. the recruitment thing, the implication that at some point youâre going to have to de-recruit someone for the betterment of your town, the town itself, just... good lord. toby has outdone himself. this adds so much complexity to the gameplay that was kind of lacking in undertale? I also love the way that the equipment has been done this time around, it adds an element of strategy to deciding who should get what items and when to equip different items. the team as a whole is so great, mechanics wise. fights with them are INFINITELY more entertaining than fighting alone as kris would be. and the art is WAY better than undertale. I've never been one to criticize Undertaleâs graphics, and I still wonât, but itâs impossible to deny that deltarune is a step up in every way. the little animations of kris and susie entering the dark world, susie and lancerâs high-five, the attack/defend animations, just so good. the environments are super aesthetically pleasing, too. the music is great, of course. itâs Toby Fox what am I expecting?? to be honest nothing has really Hit Me the same way any tracks from undertale have, but maybe they will as I listen to them more. a big part of it is the familiarity.
also: I was never too attached to either susie or Ralsei in chapter one, but this really sold it for me. when I played Undertale I felt very invested in the characters, but not so much my friendship with them. it felt very much like we had just met each other. in deltarune I 100000 percent buy the friendship and I ADORE both of them so much? the fact that kris literally does not say anything but still has distinct dynamics with the two of them baffles me but I canât complain because it is?? so?? amazing??? I was genuinely very upset when ralsei and susie left to do their own thing. I didnât realize it as it was happening but I really loved having them around. I missed them. also it seems like EVERYONE except me was suspicious of ralsei, but now that itâs been pointed out... yeah. I love him to BITS so it pains me to say but something is Wrong With Him. why can he travel from dark world to dark world without turning into a statue? what are the titans, and why is he only mentioning them now? and actually, ALL of our information about the dark world is coming from him. how much is true? what else does he know that heâs not telling us?Â
and what. WHAT. is up with kris? I donât even have any theories I am just baffled. it seems like theyâre the knight, right? have they been creating... all of the dark worlds, including the first one in the storage closet? does this make kris the villain? or is the creation of dark worlds a good thing... meaning ralsei is manipulating us into thinking the dark fountains are evil? Why would they slash Torielâs tires? why are we possessing them? also I LOVE the puppet theme with the hidden bosses... and it really seems like something about that is not sitting right with kris, either. kris full on shouting that theyâre not okay to ralsei after he asks... good god I am SO CURIOUS. the mystery element here is really on point. itâs so easy to settle into the comedy and fun little group dynamic, but something is always Wrong and when something reminds you it is deeply unsettling. the only group member who doesnât seem to have something freaky and suspicious going on is susie... if she turns out to be evil too i stg im ejecting myself from the stratosphereÂ
also speaking of mysteries: not knowing how Undertale and deltarune connect is KILLING me. I fully buy into the theory that sans and papyrus are âfromâ the world of deltarune, originally. if the theory is true, then word search from iceeâs pizzeria you find in UT is actually SO? brilliant. SANS GAVE YOU A WORD SEARCH FROM A RESTAURANT THAT ONLY EXISTS IN DELTARUNE. was toby thinking about this all the way back when Undertale was released??? but is deltarune an alternate... timeline? does undertale exist at ALL, if the sans and papyrus thing doesnât turn out to be true? but if that were the case, why would sansâ grocery store be the same building as grillbyâs, logo and all? does sans owning the grillbyâs building indicate that sans went to the undertale world to take it?? what is going ON???Â
and just going to say it: snowgrave route in deltarune (is that what weâre calling it???) is a MILLION times freakier than the genocide route in Undertale. like ut is  depressing, it was Unfun to kill my friends, but the way you just... slowly corrupt pure, innocent Noelle and make her do your incredibly screwed up bidding is just disturbing. the way you just say âProceedâ at all the puzzles and like, gaslight her into thinking she didnât TOTALLY MURK berdly and that ring seller guy... god itâs so messed up but also SO???? amazing??? murdering video game characters makes you feel like youâre... well, playing a video game. but forcing Noelle to do it for you??? something about that feels so much more twisted. god I feel like a sadistic bastard.Â
deltarune is not undertale but itâs not trying to be. it definitely feels distinctly different, and maybe more sinister? expectations are through the roof for toby but heâs killing it. I remember being worried when deltarune ch1 was announced, because undertale doesnât feel like the kind of game that can, or should, be followed up by anything. I think I was wrong though. I donât know how its possible, but deltarune is the perfect thematic successor to undertale in every way I can think of. tl;dr PLAY DELTARUNE it was goodÂ
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enhypen as baristas
maknae line x gn!reader (comedy, fluff, mild angst)
~1.2k words ea (headcanons)
warnings: cursing
a/n: i just wrote this for funsies, please be mindful that there is heavy swearing in these headcanons (particularly in ni-kiâs part), so if that isnât your taste, perhaps skip this one! other than that, the rest of this is pretty chill, so i hope you enjoy my shitposting. oh, and lmk if you like this enough to want part two with the hyung line đ just maybe iâll do it
sunoo
was only recently employed as an afternoon shift employee and was both shocked and distressed after discovering the cafe didnt have an instagram
âwhat do you MEAN you dont have instagram??? how do we post selfies???â âsunoo we sell coffeeâ âNO ONE WANTS COFFEE JUNGWON THEY WANT CUTE BARISTASâ
starts an instagram for the cafe and takes aesthetic pictures of his latte art
his selfies get way more likes though
speaking of his latte art, he masters the skill like a week in and everyone else is incredibly jealous
their jealousy wears off when jungwon tells him that he has to start training the new apprentices
pretends he forgot how to do it for like a week but it hurts his pride so he begrudgingly agrees to train the apprentices instead
in his free time he can be found snapping pictures around the shop, eventually expanding to taking pictures of the others too
âsunghoon stop moving you look cute and i need to take a photoâ âsunoo im holding hot milkâ âdoes it look like i care beauty is pain sweetieâ
other than that, he sometimes sits in the booths to snack on muffins and do his homework since he only comes in to the shop for about an hour during his school lunch break and on the weekends
you meet sunoo after applying for an apprenticeship, wanting to get a job before you finish high school and start college
seen as though jungwon looks like the boss, you approach him, nervous for your first shift
âiâm here for the apprenticeship program?â âoh yeah! one second!â
he trots off to the back room, leaving you standing awkwardly in the middle of the cafe
âSUNOO GET OFF JAY YOU HAVE AN APPRENTICE TO TRAINâ â*gasp* YOU MADE ME SMUDGE HIS LIPSTICK I'M QUITTINGâ âNO YOURE NOT GET OUT THERE RIGHT NOWâ
the yelling pauses before who you presume is sunoo stomps through the back room door, a scowl on his face
he spots you, groaning loudly âare you the apprentice?â
âyesâ you say meekly, guilty for seeming to ruin his shift
he gestures you to follow him behind the counter, pulling an apron out from under the sink and shoving it to your chest
its clear that hes pissed, yanking his tools out from the cupboards as you tie your apron behind your back quietly
âhave you made coffee before?â âonly instant coffeeâ âoh fantasticâ
he seems to be getting more irritated by the minute before he takes a deep breath and starts directing you around the machines
âto do the art, you angle the mug like this and draw with the milk, but it wont show until it reaches the top so dont go crazyâ
as if its nothing, he demonstrates by drawing a perfect swan in the milk, setting the latte down and dusting his hands off
âwow⌠thats amazingâ âi know right? no one here appreciates me enoughâ âthey should! this is the best iâve ever seenâ
he grins at your compliment, nodding with satisfaction and sending a wave of relief over you as you notice he looks less angry with you now
âum⌠im sorry if i interrupted whatever you were doing beforeâ âoh, that? i was just doing jayâs makeupâ âyou like makeup? me too! iâve never seen a boy interested in it though, thats really coolâ you smile genuinely at him as he blinks in surprise
âreally? you think its cool?â âdefinitely!â
you watch the gears turn in his head before he smiles widely, seeming to have come to some kind of revelation as he nods
âi like you.â
your cheeks heat up immediately, but before you can say anything in return, he starts calling out for jungwon, leaning over the counter
âJUNGWOOON, CAN WE HAVE THIS ONE?â
âwell thats up to themâ he looks up from the table hes wiping down, adjusting his apron as he walks over to the counter
âso youre all finished with the course? i hope sunoo wasnt too much for youâ
âi wasnt! anyways, youre employed, okay?â âsunoo stop theyre just an apprenticeâ
he groans loudly, irritated once more as he whips his head to you
âyou have to work here, ok? i said so, so come back and apply or iâll be mad!â
you laugh at his antics and smile âiâll see what i can doâ
after jungwon pries sunoo off of your arm, you return your apron and leave the shop with a wave
âYOU BETTER COME BACK!â is the last thing you hear as you step out onto the street, the bell ringing to signal your exit
a week later, you return to the shop, slightly anxious that your new friend(?) might have forgotten about you
but this is quickly washed away when you hear a high pitched squeal from the counter
âJUNGWON! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FORMS THEYRE HEREâ
you laugh as you approach the counter, a teasing tone on your voice
âare you supposed to be talking to your boss like that?â âwhats he gonna do? fire me? im the only one who can make coffee in this placeâ âtrueâ
soon enough, jungwon comes out of his hiding place, his hands clasped together
âim really sorry to ask this but please, you have to work here, sunoo hasnt shut up about you all week and i dont know if i can stand him anymore, iâll even pay you extra please dear godâ
you give sunoo a look, only receiving an innocent smile and puppy eyes back
âsure, iâll take the job!â
jungwon sighs in relief as sunoo begins jumping up and down, yelling something about having his own little baby to take care around the shop as you groan, covering your blushing face
once you have your hours established (sunoo made you take the same as all of his, but you did the nights instead of the afternoons on the weekends, to his displeasure), you get straight to working
⌠well, sort of
it was hard to get work done with sunoo pestering you around the clock
âyou think im cute right?â âyes sunooâ âeven though i have bags under my eyes? âyes sunooâ âyou promise?â âyes sunooâ âgoodâ
admittedly he is slightly of help when it comes to the more fiddly parts of making coffee, but every other second of the day he seems to be flirting nonstop
âcan i kiss you?â ânoâ âwhy notâ âsunoo weâve been over thisâ âBEING AT WORK ISNT A VALID EXCUSEâ
worn down after his incessant yelling all day, you find yourself snapping faster than usual
âweâre not even dating, sunoo! why would i kiss you!? just stop playing with my feelings already!â
for the first time since youâve known him, sunoo goes quiet
âwhy not?â
âwhat are you talking about now sunoo?â âwhy arent we datingâ
now its your turn to go quiet
âdo you not like me?â âwhat? no, sunoo-â before you can reason with him, you watch him quickly rush away from you around the counter, slamming the break room door behind him with tears in his eyes
cursing to yourself, you ensure there are no customers to serve before quickly darting after him
after looking around a bit, you hear sniffling from the supply closet and knock on the door quietly
âsunoo?â âleave me alone!â
you sigh, taking a step back and turning on your heel to face the opposite direction, running a hand through your hair as you think
you spot a dog bed at your feet, suddenly remembering that jake usually keeps his dog supplies covered in dog hair in the closet
âsunoo arent you allergic to dogs?â
â... *sniffle* y-yeahâ
after you persuade him to come out by mentioning that his face is going to get all puffy, he steps out, eyes glued to the floor as he looks away from you in shame
placing a hand on his shoulder, you speak to him softly
âsunoo, look at meâ
he does, hesitantly, his eyes red and watery and, as you said, puffy and inflamed
despite this, you smile
âi do like you backâ
his eyes start watering again, your heart skipping a beat in fear that you had said something wrong
âe-even if my face is all puffy and gross?â his voice wobbles, the tears filling his eyes giving him a sense of vulnerability as you sigh
âyes, even if your face is all puffy and grossâ
he smiles at that, shutting his eyes cutely as you press a kiss to his cheek
âand theres your kissâ
he whines âi was supposed to do that!â
âyou can do it after we finish work, okay?â âWORK STILL ISNT A VALID EXCUSEâŚ. but maybe today just because i need to ice my faceâ âyeah you really should, can you even see?â âno not at allâ âgreatâ
jungwon
the previous manager left suddenly and jungwon was given a semi-forced promotion as he was the only employee with at least half of a brain cell
poor boy is stressed 24/7
doesnt get paid enough for this
âhey jungwon we ran out out of coffee bea-â âI ORDERED NEW ONES FOUR HOURS AGO NOW SHUT UP IM TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE BOSS DOESNT FIND JAKEâS DOG SHELTER IN THE SUPPLY CLOSETâ
goes through hell every day just to make sure the others dont burn the cafe down
is supposed to be on the morning shift but he stays until the afternoon
in his rare moments of downtime, he likes to go around and water the hanging plants around the shop
is that one vine where the mom listens to nicki minaj for the first time and screams ânoâ over and over whenever ni-ki gets control of the cafe music
âRIKI NISHIMURA WHAT IS THAT ON THE SPEAKERSâ âITS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ARIANA GRANDEâ âTURN IT OFF THIS IS NOT PG13â âSHUT THE FUCK UP GRANDPAâ
is only 16 but acts like a 32-year-old father going through a midlife crisis
lifts boxes of supplies all day yet his joints are famously brittle
âhey jungwon did you hear glass shattering too?â âsorry jay that was my backâ âyou need to invest in physical therapyâ âmaybe if i wasnt paying for property damage every other week đâ
you meet jungwon when you drop into the cafe for a croissant and a coffee before your class starts
usually you come at night maybe an hour before closing so you had never seen him before, but here you were watching this cute but clearly stressed boy scramble around the shop carrying boxes of supplies to the back
trying not to be creepy, you sigh, turning back to your phone after watching him for a solid five minutes straight
as you do, you hear a crash coming from what you assume is the supply closet followed by a disgruntled groan
pausing, looking around at the other customers typing away at their laptops and waiting for another staff member to go check on the boy, you stand up as you discern that he must be the only one working and hesitantly go to see if heâs okay
âhello? are you okay?â you peer through the door, your eyes widening at the sight of him rubbing his head with a wince on his features, supplies strewn around him at his feet and a box knocked over beside him
âah⌠um, yes, iâm okay, sorry if i disturbed you with that noiseâŚâ he smiles bashfully, pulling himself back onto his feet
âdo you need help with all of that stuff?â
he opens his mouth to protest, not wanting to have to ask for help from a customer, but after seeing the amount of crap off of the shelves, he realises that there is no way in hell heâs going to be able to clean all of it up alone before his shift ends
âum⌠is that okay?â his cheeks flush with embarrassment as you smile
âsure!â
over the next couple of hours you two establish a little system of bagging the spilt supplies and passes them to eachother to put in boxes, chatting never ceasing as you discover that you actually have a lot of things in common
âsince you work here, whatâs your favourite kind of coffee?â âi like lattes⌠i cant stand bitter thingsâ âme too! my friend drinks espressos thoughâ âditch themâ
you also find out that he started being homeschooled after becoming the manager as he doesnt have time to attend normal school
the both of you find yourselves laughing nonstop, having fun in eachotherâs company
so much so that you end up late for school
âoh shit! i completely missed my first classâ
guilty for making you late, he offers to take you
âi can take you?â âyou drive?â âwellâŚ.. not exactlyâ
once sunoo and ni-ki arrive to care for the shop, he takes you out to the car park, pulling a spare helmet out of his backpack and securing it on your head before giving your head a pat as he gets onto his scooter
âyou look cuteâ âi look like a bugâ âa cute bugâ
once you get to school, face red after having to hold onto him the entire time, you hop off and pass him the helmet with a shy smile
âthanks for driving meâ you mutter, brushing off imaginary dirt from your shirt as you do your best to avoid eye contact, your face still flushed and heart racing
is it possible to develop a crush on someone this quickly???
jungwon is so cute that he makes it possible, you surmise
âof courseâ he mirrors your nervous smile, a blush finding its way to his own cheeks
as you bow and spin on your heel to start walking inside, he stops you
âwait!â
âwhat is it?â you turn to him, your heart still thundering against your ribcage at the fond expression he has plastered on his features
âactually⌠can i pick you up? after school?â
when you pause, your face growing hotter and hotter, he begins to sputter
âi-iâm really sorry, its fine if not! that was way too forward, i just really like you and- oh god that was even more forward- um-â âokayâ âyeah iâm sorry that was a stupid questio- wait, what?â
before he can say anything else, your smile widens
âiâll see you later, okay? donât be late!â you wave, skipping into the building with a fluffy feeling in your chest
with an awkward wave, jungwon watches you leave, his mouth wide open in shock before a grin replaces his expression
getting back into his seat, the lovestruck smile never leaving his face as he drives off, he begins to count down the minutes until he gets to see you again
ni-ki
works the afternoon shift
technically an apprentice but he gets paid and has been there forever so basically an employee at this point
or he would be if he ever actually made coffee
he sits with the work phone all morning and chooses the music
perpetually dancing to 7 rings by ariana grande (look up his cover. youre welcome in advance)
jungwon and jay scream at him to at least do the mopping to which he complies, but not without performing a whole ass concert with it
once they saw him twirl and dip the mop
eventually they just told him to go back to curating the music because he was scaring customers away and they were losing business
he was horrible at cleaning anyway
âhey jungwon i think i got window cleaner in your plantâ âim firing youâ âi dont even go hereâ âSTOP QUOTING MEAN GIRLS AND FIX THE DAMAGE YOUVE CAUSEDâ
you meet ni-ki while youre drinking your coffee at a booth and he plays your favourite obscure indie song so you have to compliment his taste and get to talking
he plays your favourite songs whenever youre in the shop and audibly hisses at anyone who tries to change it
makes choreography to said songs at home and tries to impress you by casually belting it out by your booth
when you compliment his dancing and ask how long hes been practicing that choreography hes all like âoh hahaha it was just casual freestyle super easy peasyâ
(hes been practicing for two weeks)
thought he was being super obvious by doing these things but apparently nOT because you have not caught the hint at all and hes getting impatient
asks for advice from the others begrudgingly
âgive them flowersâ âjay thats so boringâ âdo you want to use one of my dogs? everyone loves dogsâ âwtf jake since when have you had more than one dogâ âmake them latte art with a heart on itâ âsunoo ive literally never made a coffee in my lifeâ âwhy dont you just ask them out like a normal perso-â âshut the fuck up grandpa thats so weird no one does thatâ
eventually he settles on sunooâs idea of making you latte art and he embarks on his journey to make his first coffee
rather than focusing on the actual taste, sunoo tells him to just do whatever so that he can show him how to do the art
âwhy is it green ni-kiâ âyou said to do whateverâ âand your first idea was to make poison? idk if this is the best idea if youre trying to ask this person outâ âshut up and pass me the milkâ
burns his hands on the steaming milk jug at least fifteen times and ends up with so many bandaids on his fingers
despite how stiff the bandages are on his hands, he eventually manages to make a sort-of legible heart
âit looks like africaâ âhave you ever had steamed milk poured on your eyes sunoo?â
poor ni-ki waits for you all day, his heart leaping every time the bell on the door rings only to roll his eyes when it isnt you
he even stays past his shift so youd better let him take you on a date or hes quitting
when you finally arrive he trips over the bucket at his feet he was using to clean and spills dirty water all over his pants
âomg ni-ki are you okay what happenedâ *five octaves higher* âNOTHING I'M COMPLETELY FINE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTâ
by the time heâs finished cleaning himself up (and by that i mean fixing his hair in the mirror for twenty minutes) he takes a deep breath and walks over to you, somewhat cold latte in hand
âum,â he clears his throat, his face growing red as he slides the mug towards you âi made this for youâ
âaw thanks ni-ki! why is it greenâ â........its matcha?â
youre slightly suspicious but you look back to the mug and slowly realise that the âdrawingâ slightly resembles a heart, smiling a little bit to yourself
when you look back to him, youre a little confused as to why hes just standing there
âis something wrong?â you press the mug to your lips, taking a sip
âo-uh uh actually, i wanted to ask if⌠if you would uh maybe sort of go on a date with meâ
you can only smile
âyes, butâŚâ
his heart starts beating faster, watching you anxiously
you stand up, taking the notepad and pen from his apron pocket and scribbling your phone number
âonly if you promise to learn how to make actual coffeeâ you wink, handing him the notepad and sauntering out of the shop
hes stood there dumbstruck, stars in his eyes at the slip of paper in his hand
but then he realises: he has a new mission
rushing to the back room, he slams the door open
âgrandpa, i need you to teach me how to make coffee right nowâ âliterally why do i pay youâ
with your promise in mind, the others see him work more diligently at the counter than they ever have before
âwow youre actually working today?â âshut up i need to figure out how to do this butterfly before i pry my eyes out with a forkâ âhaha funny joke ni-â âdid i stutterâ
at the end of the week, he forces heeseung (the cafeâs best coffee maker) and sunoo (the cafeâs best latte artist) to judge his latte
âthis is⌠surprisingly goodâ heeseung peers into the mug, smiling at the swan ni-ki created with the latte foam as sunoo grumbles âdont tell me im gonna have to start competing with this kid, it probably tastes grossâ âit tastes amazing tooâ âim quittingâ
with his coworkersâ notes in mind, he finally works up the nerve to send you a quick message telling you to come into the shop
when you arrive the next day, ni-ki greets you and immediately gets to work, making sure to stand as close as humanly possible to your booth so he can show off his newly acquired coffee making skills
with you only inches away, he does make a mistake and spill milk on his shirt after looking at you and not his hands for a second too long, but you decide to give him the benefit of the doubt when he sets the mug in front of you
âwow! this heart is perfect!â
you smile, looking up to him âdid you seriously learn how to do latte art just so you could take me on a date?â â⌠y-yeah, and?â
you can only chuckle as you press the mug to your lips, readying yourself to drink liquid dirtâŚ
âthis is⌠really good!â you grin, taking another sip and putting the mug down on its saucer
âi think youâve definitely earned yourself a date⌠or twoâ
at this news, ni-kiâs face lights up, shoving the urge to scream down his throat before nodding stiffly to try and contain his excitement with a strained âcoolâ escaping his lips
âare you okay ni-ki?â âyes just give me one secondâ
he quickly scrambles to the break room, a moment of silence wafting through the store before a shrill scream fills the air
eyes wide, you turn to jay, who had been manning the till, after hearing him burst into laughter
âwhat is he doing?â
âwe told him the freezer was sound proofâ
#grumbles i guess i will tag#enhypen#enhypen x reader#enhypen headcanons#kim sunoo#yang jungwon#nishimura riki#kim sunoo x reader#yang jungwon x reader#nishimura riki x reader
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Young God-Part 1
Summary: Your power isn't even a power its simply words. You can understand people, get into their head and know them better than anyone all willingly on their end. This made you useful to the avengers when villains came and you could understand and fix them. When this is asked to be done to loki you cant help but fall for the god the more you get to know him.
Pairing: Loki x reader
Warning: Swearing, Loki being loki,angst
Notes: Ok lemme just start of saying loki isn't going to be...nice in the beginning of this i got the idea off of joker and harley quinn's relationship and slightly silence of the lambs so do with that what you will now i adore loki so he won't be a dick the whole time just yea someone getting into loki's head? he isn't too chill with that.
You walked down the stairs leading to the dungeon where the god was locked away ready for you to speak to. you heard the mocking laughs and sarcastic remarks made as you passed the cells.â âhey mortal lemme get a tasteâ he said thrust to you. you flipped him off not looking at him and passing on by. seeing the god laying on the couch reading a book you walked through the boundaries placed stepping before him. Odin had given you a pill, said it would allow you past the wall of an hour and only you. âhelloâ he said reading his book still. âapologies for my fellow inmates they can be quiet rudeâ he said with a small smirk.
âironic coming from a man with the nickname silver tongueâ you said sitting down on a chair in front of him. he placed down his book âoh doll there's more to that nicknameâ he said with a wink. you simply rolled your eyes in response. you had been told loki was like this. âanyways why are you hereâ he asked sitting up turning to you âdid odin send you to make sure im behaving?â he asked with a snarky tone
You made a mental note of his hatred for odin, though from your interactions with the man you slightly understood that. âi'm here to speak to youâ is all you said. loki scoffed âyou doll are a horrible liarâ he said with a smirk. He stood up and walked around you almost scanning you. âwhat's the real reason your here?â he asked behind you. âtruly i am here to talk to youâ you repeated with a straight face and shrug. âthen talkâ he said bending down right in front of your face. his breath ghosting over your face and his long wavy hair falling in his face. âyour a god you live for years on end tell me loki, how old are you?â you asked. loki gave a smile before standing âmy age? that's what you came for?â he huffed. âill answer your questions if you answer mineâ he said in return
you turned around facing him âi don't answer questionsâ you said with a shrug âoh come on doctor i know your other patients didn't just comply with your questioningâ he said with a smirk. he was always smiling or smirking, never a true smile something to show planning, no not planning, anger? no not anger. hurt? yes thats it hes hurt and hides it with his devilish smile. to throw you off to push you away. make you fear him over wanting to know him.
Now the new question was how did he know you were a doctor. well you may not be an official doctor but you were one of sorts. You had been in college to get a phycology degree until fury swept you up making you work for him. you tilted your head alarming the god you were lost on his accusation. âoh dear as you said i am a god you don't think i could fall for your tricks and lies like the others did you?â he asked walking to you âdoll only i make the tricks hereâ he said holding your jaw. ânow we play by my rulesâ he said with another smile. âstopâ you said. his smile widened âstop smilingâ you said. you saw a hint of confusion wash over before it was erased with another smirk âwhy doll?â he asked. âbecause its a lieâ you said. loki's face became serious âyou talk of lies yet you wouldn't tell me why your hereâ he said walking around the room.
âFine i'm here to evaluate youâ you said simply ânow will you answer my questions?â you asked. âI have been just not the ones you want the answer to.â he replied. âagree to my terms and ill be more than willing to answer youâ he said with a sarcastic smile âi ask the questions not youâ you replied. he shrugged laying back down reading his book again. you only had an hour with him so you had no choice but to comply with his rules or you'll get nowhere but you also didn't want the god to think he could just boss you around and throw a fit.
you shrugged picking up your bag walking out of the room. â1,054âł you said blankly. you turned confused âmy ageâ he said still reading. you nodded walking back in âone questionâ you said sitting down. he smirked still looking at the book but not reading it âwell start simple. name?â he asked. ây/nâ you replied. ây/n....mmm now y/n why are you here?â he asked sitting up. âto evalu-â you started to say before he cut you off âwhy are you here?â he asked âwere not doing this loki i said one questionâ you said standing back up. your hour was almost over. âwhat happened doctor don't like a taste of your own medicine?â he asked with a dark smile. âwhy do you do that? smile so much?â you asked. âyou tell me you said it was a lie which means you've made your own deductions of it so tell me doc why do i smile so much?â he asked tilting his head.
âto make people uncomfortable. they see you smile this mischievous smile a smile that they expect from the god of mischief. you become what people expect of you so they stay away now why you push people you don't know away i'm not quiet sure on but i assume it has something to do with your spite for odinâ you said simply. loki gave a wide smile standing up âwell well well doc, you are utterlyâ he said behind you getting close to your ear âwrongâ he said simply straightening backup. ânow you well i do have so many things to say about youâ he said moving in front of you. âyou evaluate people thinking you know everything about them so much more than they know themself, from body language to words to the crime they commited. but i my dear am simply a king who deserved a throne and would fight for itâ he said sitting back down âhours up doll better leave before your trapped in hereâ he said looking at you with another smile.Â
Walking back up you felt unnerved. the god had a weird aura to him like he could read your mind. granted he may actually be able to in which case you need to be more careful about such things. you walked to your room feeling empty and drained. you fell back on the bed rubbing your face. the odinsons had given you your own quarters while you stayed there. there was knock on the door and you groaned âits openâ you replied and the door opened revealing yet another god, a kinder one. Thor walked over sitting next to you âhow was loki?â he asked. âloki was....exactly how yall described himâ you sighed. thor griminced he hoped his brother would behave âdid you get anything out of him?â he asked. âjust his age which is useless it was more a test to see if he'd comply with me. think he got more out of me than i of himâ you said looking up at thor.Â
âgive him time. my brother can be...difficult but your a legend at this so you should do well it may take longer than usual but you'll get itâ thor said cheerfully. you gave a small smile. you wanted to believe that you truly did but honestly you weren't sure. âloki sure is a strange guyâ you said sitting up âWell he's not a guy hes a god such as i and he was raised by my motherâ he said to you.
âget some rest i bet you'll do much better tomorrowâ he said with a smile walking out. you sighed and changed, laying bed you felt sleep take over.Â
you stood in a black room seeing your parents smiling faces âmom? dad? you said with a smile. you started to run to them before blood dripped from there eyes and they slowly faded away. you stepped back feeling empty once again. you heard a chuckle and turned seeing loki laugh and roll his eyes before vanishing too
You awoke with a small scream and your heart racing. you were drenched in sweat and tears streamed down your face. once you calmed you growled launching up from bed and walking down to the dungeon storming past the assholes shouting crude things at you. you stood at loki's cell banging on the wall âhey assholeâ you said blatantly. âwell hello to you too doll isnt this a shockerâ he said with another smile god how you wanted to slap that smile off his face âshut upâ you said. loki sat up looking at you âwell what can i do for you?â he asked. âyour not supposed to have you powers in hereâ you said with a stern face
loki tilted his head in mock confusion âwhy i don'tâ he said voice dripping in sarcastic hurt as if offended by such accusations. âdon't lie you bastard! You were in my head i know it you know it so let's just both know itâ you yelled at him. His smile widened âok darling but see i do have one question left unanswered. how did your parents die?â he asked stepping to the glass. âthey didn't it was simply a nightmareâ you groaned.Â
âno no see people who dream of the death unprompted feel pain,sadness,fear they try to stop it you well you felt nothing you just...stood thereâ he said looking down at you. âso how was it they died?â he asked. âif you can get in my head then you sure as shit knowâ you said looking down at the floor. you really did not want to speak of it.
âof course i do doll but i want to hear you say itâ he said leaning on the glass. âi will not play into your gameâ you said storming off âyou still hear it dont you? their screamsâ he said. âi doâ he said after
you turned âpardon?â you asked walking back to him. âhave a nice night darlingâ he said smiling walking back to his couch. âbut you said-â you were cut off by the sounds of footsteps âoi you are not to be down here madamâ the man said walking to you âoh yes sorry i must have sleep walkedâ you replied walking upstairs back to your bed.
laying down your head felt as if it was spinning. This was going to be an interesting roller coaster wasn't it.
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Interview With Mr Wayne
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You visit Bruce after inning your court case to celebrate but Bruce hashad a bad day and decides tocheer imself up with a little roleplay~
Warnings: Adult Situations 18+,Smut ,Teasing ,Fingering, Sir Kink?, Panty Kink?, Desk sex, Swearing!, Overstimulating
A/N: This has been sitting on my tablet for about eight nine weeks maybe more? Finally finished it. Just been so side tracked with my other stories. But here is some Bruce Wayne smut..I hope you like it xx
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You quickly ran through the lobby of the tower barely remembring to swipe your card against the reader, a new addition that Bruce had installed since nearly getting caught with you in the public elevator now you had a private elevator that lead you to the left of his office in a small concealed hall next to the toilet just behind Mary's desk and it needed a card to access it wasnt much but it was something, its not like you were ever going to convince Bruce to not have sex at work...It was like asking the man to stop being a smug little shit or like asking Tim to cut out caffeine it just wasn't going to happen. You came to a stop trying to bite back a squeal, you was happy so happy, your old boss had decided to settle out of court once all the evidence was put out for her to see some of which was going to be on her record for a long time. Tom had quit once he heard about what had happened and she had gone bust and couldn't afford to go to court already processing for bankruptcy. Tom is trying to buy it from her and was going through getting a loan from the bank. Bruce had said if they didn't aprove he would give Tom the money outright just to 'piss off that bitch'. You on the other hand didn't care about that instead you was pleased with the fact that you hadn't hid behind Bruce,you had done it alone... You had won by yourself well with the help of two of Bruce's lawyers..He wanted you to use them all but eight seemed a bit over the top, either way you kept Bruce out of it. You wanted to prove that you could stand on your own two feet in some respects. Your aim was to make an example of her, to show that you are a force to be reckoned with in your own right and that just because you have been quiet up until now does not mean you'll let everyone walk over you, not anymore. You smiled in the elevator mirror pulling at your blazer shimmying your bra as the bones dug in to your ribs making you wince you'd gone dressed in a two piece pinstripe suit, smart high waisted straight cut pants the blazer had two rows of buttons giving what you called the 'old mafia' vibe and a dark plum almost black shirt stolen from Bruce's closet for...Reasons. Your high heels echoed on the marble floor as you exited the elevator rounding the corner seeing Mary sitting there balancing a pen below her nose on her lip you giggled. "Working had or hardily working?" She jumped dropping the pen on the desk turning to look at you and wolf whistled. "Well if I didn't know for definite that you were bobbing my bosses knob I'd try to peel that suit of you and have a taste myself you look delicious!" You rolled your eyes used to the womans not so subtle flirting. "If I ever get curious I will give you a call" she giggled at your monotone reply licking her lips "Promises promise's~" you huffed at her shaking your head then nodded to the full board room Bruce sitting at the head of the table looking just about done with their shit. His shoulders were tense and squared as one little man raised his voice across at him. You licked your lips taking your bottom one into your mouth biting it as Bruce held his gaze steady and smiled making the other one sit his scrawny as back down. Fuck yes, you loved boss Bruce, and Batman Bruce and Alpha Bruce fuck any Bruce...But Boss Bruce got you going like nothing else, you almost whined seeing him work, a stern gaze across the table daring them to challenge him further. Oh god you just wanted to walk in and fuck him there and then, let the others see him fuck the life out of you. You sucked on your bottom lip again trying to fight back a pitiful whine. So public sex may have become a kink since your little holiday...You'd both been caught fucking on the beach by one of the staff Bruce hired to take care of the house and when he hadn't stopped just kept rutting into you faster knowing they were stealing glances, the way his voice dropped teasing you about having an audience how he wanted you to give them a show. Ugh. It had made you cum so hard you passed out for a few seconds and when you woke he was still at it albeit slower and biting off chuckles away as you flushing so fast you became dizzy below him. "You need a drink your looking thirsty there" you snapped yourself out of your thoughts and glared playfully at the woman as she got up walking to the small corridor you'd came from, not only did it hide the new elevator and toilet but also a small kitchenette. You sighed following her taking one last glance as Bruce pointed sterny at a few of the men you could only imagine how deep his voice had gotten you shivered. "Come on before you leave a puddle! They have only just polished this shit...And I don't feel like trying to find a 'caution wet floor' sign" you groaned at her. She hopped up on to the counter waiting for the kettle to boil. You moved to lean against it placeing down Your bag and the folder holdjng your settlement details you'd brought with you to show Bruce. "Sooo where did you go off to back there? It looked...fun" you smiled at her blushing. "Just thinking of our holiday was all...We experimented, seeing him in there just reminded me" she moved adding sugar to two cups snorting at you before nudging you playfully. "Oo kinky tell me more~" "I dont kiss and tell Im afraid...Not sober anyway" she snorted at that then waved a hand at you. "Kiss and tell? psh like all you did was kiss...So no details?, not one tiny little ounce of Juicey gossip? come ooonnn!" you shook your head at her with a grin and she pouted "Oh boo! your just like him no fun at all! , I tried getting details out of Bruce and he just went red and shy...SHY! I didn't know he could do shy... So what ever you did Mama me next? please and thank you" you flushed at her laughing her off as she handed you your tea wrigglingnher eyesbrows. You both sat in comfortable silence for a few moments sippingnyour drinks. "Soo? Did you top him?" You choked spitting your tea back into the cup coughing and then turned to her gaping like a fish. "Where did?-did he tell you?" Her face lit up and she giggled around a whispered 'HO-LY SHIT!' "Oh my fuck you did! Get it girl! You teach that big boss man! You make him eat the peach?" You blushed and stam,ered tryjng to find the words to get out of this one. "Oh fuck shit look seriously dont tell anyone he'd never forgive me if that got out!" "Oh honey no! I'd never!...But no he didn't tell me I guessed, you know he did go shy so...Must have been somthing new...But kudos to giving him a taste of girl power..Enjoy yourself atleast" "Oh...well yes I was surprised I managed to pull it off..I mean Bruce is big and strong and I wasn't exactly sure the cuffs would hold when he realised what I did he got smug teasing me...Then mad when he realized I wasnt fucking around-" she squealed and bounced on the spot "Shit!? You just sprung cuffs on him?! wow Mama you got a set of balls!...Bet you paid for it" you chuckled sipping your tea. "Well.. He got his pay back...The man has more stamina then I give him credit for..." she snorted nodding shaking her head dropping to conversation seeing you were uncomfortable. You shifted before speaking up again. "So how long has he been in there for?" She peered around the side into the hall that had a veiw of the clock. "Bout three hours...They are opening a new office in central city which Bruce is fine with, it will make a few things easier...But the board want to place one of their sons as the branch manager, Bruce said no. This kid has only been here for two years and hasn't got a single promotion or anything! He isn't really any good at his job ,he only got the job by pulling strings. Bruce wants to promote someone who deserves it not hand it over to some fucking daddies boy...But true to form this guy started going ahead anyway, telling the others that Bruce agreed apparently, daddy promised this little shit the job...This tit doesn't know it yet but Bruce is about to fire him his son and two other board members for this little drama." You frowned at her "He can do that? I thought only the share holders or some shit could sack someone that high up?" She gave you a look and blinked slowly. "Honey your man is the main shareholder...He owns like ninety percent of the company....Thats why his name is on the building...On that note lets head back I wanna see this...You probably will to just remember no puddles~" you moved to swipe at her playfully as she scampered away down the hall laughing you followed snatching up your folder holding the documents of your settlement in your hands.
You turned the corner you heard raised voices and saw Bruce sitting leaning back arms crossed his head was tilted and he looked pleased with himself as the three older men and one young sprog was stangding before him each in various emotional states. The oldest one was shouting at Bruce with animated hand gestures towards himself and the young man; you assumed he was the father and son. The young man was more panicked then anything you could see from here he didnt want to be there, he wanted his father to shut up and to leave. You turned your attention to the other two middle aged men around Bruce's own age both had seemed to accept what ever had just happened. Bruce moved forward sitting staight then pointed to them saying something else making everyone in the room flinch then he leaned back holding his hands out at his sides then nodded to the door. You froze as Bruce saw you and smiled at you for a second, your view was interrupted as the now unemployed men tried storming past the desk. "Err excuse me gentlemen? I'm afraid you will need to hand in your company id's and passes..." the eldest swore and clambered over to the desk, you moved to the side with your tea and sipped it slowly. Letting the irate man pull his wallet from his pocket tearing the cards out and slammed them down then he turned to his son who handed in his id sheepishly then they both left quickly with one last snarl to Bruce through the glass. You released a breath when all four men were in the elevator and out of sight. "I always hated that man, rude and pig headed...He is elitist...Which is pretty ironic when you realise he was raised by working class parents." You snorted at her then turned to the board room as Bruce said something that looked like a threat well if the reactions were anything to go by. Then he dismissed the remaining men with a wave of his hand. Before any of them were out he had already signaled you to enter the room. You moved picking up your cup and folder then circled Mary's desk. "Ooo the board room today? I shall put the cleaners on sandby" You flipped her the bird as she laughed out loud "Fuck you Mary" you called over your shoulder walking towards the door. "If only you would my love~" you giggled at her shaking your head. You bit your lip watching as the men leaving the room all but jumped out of your way, not wanting to risk any contact with you especially when Bruce was watching them like a hawk....And in what they precived as a bad mood. The last man held the door open for you as you entered you nodded to him. "Thank you" he stuttered flushing as you smiled "Y-your welcome" he quickly left the room almost tripping over his feet as Bruce's gaze scalded his back.
You walked forward towards him as he spun his chair to face you a devious smirk on his face man spreading with his hands resting just above his crotch. "Well what do we have here?..Heels? Pantsuit? And no doubt that folder's holding the little ladies resumÊ..." you squinted at him playfully and recived a wink in return. So thats how he wants to play it today?. You smiled you'd play along. You moved standing taller. Prouder. "Of course Mr Wayne...Would you like a peek?" Your words rolled off the tongue in a sultry voice full of promise. He moved holding out a hand for you to place the folder in it. "Only if your offering Mrs?" "Miss Cooke with an E and if I wasn't offering I wouldn't be here I assure you" he chuckled a deep smug sound that made your knees quiver slighltly as you played along with him. He hummed flicking open the folder scanning the documents. Your heart sped up as his smirk got wider and wider untill he was grinning like a cheshire cat. "Very impressive...Your Boyfriend must be proud of you for such an acomplishment" you giggled taking a step closer to him. "I'd like to think so Mr Wayne" you grinned yourself as you saw him stiffen at you calling him his title. He quickly flipped the folder closed and let hit fall onto the huge table with a slap. "I would say most definetly...I wonder what he would think? you being here at my disposal?" you sucked through your teeth. "Well he is a man in uniform, bit of a brute at times but there are ways to placate him, I'm sure I can persuade him ~ if I think the reward is great enough" he chuckled shaking his head and gave a lopsided grin before speaking in a gravley tone low and tempting. "Oh I assures you miss Cooke it will be worth it~" you moved forward leaning on the table infront of him hands gripping the sides and leaned down bending at the waist holding his gaze before trailing down to his crotch then back up smirking. "Ha! come now Mr Wayne...There are certain things we both know money can't buy~" he moved forward to capture your lips but you dodged him swiftly. He growled and leaned back taking a quick glance to the door seeing Mary had gone...The elevator light red signaling noone was going to reach this floor until he reactivated it, a very good investment if he did say so himself!. He turned to you smirking knowing just how this will play out. He moved a hand capruting your bottom lip with his thumb you licked at him making him humm, then you pulled it into your mouth watching him closely as you wrapped your tongue around him lapping and massaging it he smirked and pressed down lightly making you moan and suck harshly. "..So a sharp tongue...Not to sharp, you mouth will come in handy" you hummed a a small giggle around his digit and bit lightly running your teeth over him as he withdrew you winked at him playfully smaking your lips at him. He rolled his eye before snapping back into 'boss mode' crossing his arms over his chest leaning into the plush leather chair rolling it back a foot or so, taking his time to drink in the sight of you. Leaning back on the table he was about to make a mess of~ the pant suit definitely accentuated your curves the top button of the jacket fighting to contain your breasts he knew were being held high by a balcony bra just below... He grunted raising in his seat trying to catch a peek of the deep cleavage the bra produced but nope...Nothing the shirt you wore was large and fit snugly but sadly there were none of the dreaded button gaps for him you use as his own private little peep show. "I can see you have the skills for the most part...However there are some...Personal aspects to the position I can't have just anybody as my assistant, they have to have a drive...A willingness to do anything it takes to get the job done...Tell me Miss Cooke could you see yourself going the distance....The whole nine yards so to speak?" You snorted at him and tried swollowing a chuckle...You tired to hold it in but you couldn't. He smiled dropping his roleplay for a second shaking his head at you but quickly you found your composure and stood straight. "I think nine is pushing it~" he frowned at you playfully and crooked a finger with a sly look. "Oh really what ever happened to 'oh Bruce its in my tummy~'" you gasped horrified as he tried mimicking a high moan...You have never said that!....Well you don't think you had to be honest when your fucking him you never really know what's coming out of your mouth... "YOU?! I have never said that....Have I?" He through his head back laughing loud echoing through the large empty space. "No but you've thought it~ I can tell...Either way my sweet little woman why don't we see if its possible~ see if you can back up those words" you shook your head blushing it was completely possible youd screamed that out at him. And the idea you could have shamed and aroused you. "...I'm sure I could handle anything your dishing out Mr Wayne." He groaned moving his hands away from his stomach reajusting himself tugging his belt. You flushed when his hand rose quickly pulling your shirt from your pants he chuckled seeing how far it fell... It was definitely one of his, that would be why there was no tugging on the buttons you smiled shyly. "Your Boyfriends?" And just like that the game was back on track. You moved twiddling the lower buttons of the shirt a little embarassed about stealing it this morning. "W-well Mr Wayne today was a big day...Its intimidating coming here, standing on my own two feet...His scent calms me down I feel safe" he smiled softly before slowly popping the buttons on the suit jacket pulling it off and letting it fall to the floor behind you he burst out laughing as the sleeves of his shirt fell down a good few inches over your hands as the jacket wasnt holding them up and longer. "Hey! Don't laugh at me!" He moved forward kissing you softly. "Sorry sweets...You just look so cute!" You pouted as he ran his hands across you slowly pulling the shirt up snaking a hand the the side zipper of the trousers and with a quick flick of his wrist the heavy fabric fell to the floor with a soft thump.
He moved back taking a moment to admire you standing in just his shirt and underwear before him. It looked like a dress how you smoothly tucked it in, he didnt have a clue he groand and bit his lip then moved. He rolled the chair back towards you and pressed you to sit on the table. You half expected him to slip his hands under your ass and drag down your panties but he didn't. He pushed both feet to rest on the egde of the table forcing you to lean back and catch yourself on your hands. "Bruce?" His eyes flicked up to your uncertain gaze he just grinned wickedly and winked at you. "Hold still Miss Cooke~" and with that he moved his hands from the bottom of your legs, running his fingertips along your calfs making you shiver as he formed goosebumps on the skin, your breath hitched when he continued dragging them along your soft thighs down towards your center. Your pussy clenched and you moaned softly almost trying to rock towards him but you held back not moving you didnt' was to fall off the table. You flushed heart racing and your pussy wept onto the cotton making you whine knowing it wouldn't be long befor he noticed. Bruce chuckled at your little whines and soft pants as he bypassed your center and cupped the top of your thighs moving to your hips rubbing slow warm circles before retracing his movements coming back to the soft pudgy thighs then up. He moved again skipping your hot wanting center and began undoing the buttons of his shirt that was draped over you stoping just under your bust and flicking it behinde you pulling it from under your ass roughly causing you to squeak as your heated skin hit the cool pollished wood. He chuckled and moved his hand cupping your throbbing center teasing the wet hole with a firm rub of his fingers squeazing you and circling the damp patch on your undies prodding shallow teasing thrusts. You through your head back and moaned as his hand continued rolling and rubbing the flexing muscles, it was incredible each and every time this man touched you but there something about him groping you through the layers of your clothes...Something taboo about being made to mess your underwear ,drenching them through. He moved flexing his strong hand squeezing your cunt. In a delicious possessive fashion. You grunted and rocked towards him the friction of your panties rubbing your clit, the warmth of his hand adding to the sensations. Your body was hot already the anticipation of things to come making you pants and breaths hitch his flicking and playing with your growing arousal smearing the small flood with his fingers dragging it across the gusset of your panties in deliberate strokes. "Ive never made you mess your panties before~ would you like that? For me to make you cum? Make you soak them through?" You bit your lip closing your eyes and gyrated your hips against him trying to chase an orgasm that was building far to slowly for your liking. You nodded clenching your fists into his shirt whining as the very first trembles began and you began hearing the your wetness againt his hand on the thin material. "Oh? You like that idea baby? For me to force you to cum? Force you to gush inside these cute little panties all over the table? The table where all the important meetings are held? Let your cum stain the wood right here? Right were I sit and work?" You nodded quickly gasping as his hot palm pulled back, you didn't have a chance to whine as he lifted it and gave a cupped plam slap to your whole wet center. The sharp slap made you jump rocking into him with a gruntal moan. He chuckled again then slapped quicker making you tremble. "FUCK! BRU-bruce! AH SH-IT PLEASE-please fuck please more~" he chuckled moving his other hand around your throat and squeezed just enough to make your breathes deeper. And slapped your pussy harder making it sting. You cried out nevertheless in lewd moans curling forward each slap left a sting that added to the warm hum of you nerves, insides protesting to being empty as they coiled and tensed. There was a knot deep inside that was pulled tighter and tighter with each movement he made mastering your insides without even touching them. A skill you hadn't truly accepted until now as he toyed with you. "Now now~ is that anyway to call out for your new boss, you should ask nicely.?.Be polite" you shook your head as he slapped again this time keeping it there and rubbed harsher and faster then before concentrating on your erect bud that pressed on the cotton. You bucked one foot slipping but bruce was quick leaning a knee on the table taking the weight of the foot keeping you open and still with a chuckle. He watched as tears began falling from your eyes...You were close so close he could tell. He tipped his hand rubbing the heel of his palm to your clit rubbing violently curling his fingers digging them over your hole pressing harder on the sensitive petals just below. "FuckFUCFUCK NOOO-I'M SORRY SIR! PLEASE MR WAYNE UGHAH AH oh-oh shit plea-please Mr Wayne please sir!" He smiled pressing his hand flat then began patting you quickly making you moan loudly. You closed your eyes pushing your hips towards him crying out as he sped up. Each well placed pat sent tremors up and down your spine you withered, legs tensing and untensing as you tried tochase the high. Your pussy grew warmer and yout breathes sharp. The tell tale signs of an impending orgasm that had crept up on you. "AH-FUCK PLE-PLEASE SIR PLEASE-MR WAYNE UGH-FUUUUGH SHIT PLEASE PLEASE MR WAYNE PLEEAASE!" He smirked and moved faster alternating his rubs and flicks with varying slaps and pinched your body tensed and arched painfully as you crieds out as he drove you higher and higher. "Thats it baby~.....Fuck you look so gorgeous, fucking incredible...Cum! I want you to cum inside those little panties all over my desk baby....Thats it all over Mr Waynes spot~ Good girl!" You choked out moans and grunts your body was shivering and your lust boiled in your tummy and finally with one final harsh wet slap you came loudly throwing yourself back at the force. Bruce barely captured you to soften your fall gently placing you to lie back on the desk ass only just on it. You cried out gyrating against Bruces still patting hand closing your eyes as your body let go falling over the edge of ecstasy. Your mind was blank...Black and there was nothing but the hot wave the full body rush that completely wiped you out leaving you very messy and satisfied.
You laid there panting looking to the ceiling with blurry eyes,you were crying softly and you was sure why. You felt the aftermath your body loose and trembling. You could faintly hear Bruces chuckles in the back ground over your harsh panting. "And that my love is how to cum hard...Shit what even set that one off?" He asked but you just hummed reaching out for him he chuckled and moved closer tugging you down the table, ass just hanging off the edge. You tilted your head up warily eyeing him and sighed flopping back down seeing him loosening his belt with one hand. The next thing you knew he had stepped between your spread thighs smooting his palms over them massaging the still trembling muscles. "Got you good huh babe?" You grunted which resulted in a kiss on your stomach from him. You frowned when he moved closer to line himself up. "Bruce I've got my-" he looked up at you winking and gave a cheeky smile hooking fingers in the side of our gusset. "I know...Wanna fuck with them on for a change...Got a thin for panties at the mineut" you flushed turning your head to the side watching his hands as theymoved to hold you. You were still far to exhausted to move. He just smiled and watched as he hooked the panties to the side. The way they moved made your pussy look plump and fucking perfect! As much as he wanted to feast on the perfectly smooth peach he had other matters to attend.
Bruce grunted letting the crown of his cock brush the wet silken folds, he almost loved this more then fucking you. The intimacy of him just ghosting your body, teasing you with his own cock watching as your tiny body swallowed him. He shuddered and dipped down finding the luxurious slit. Without wasting time he plowed into you. You grunted as he entered you pressing fast and hard you felt as your walls gave way, molding to his girth like always. You'd never get enough! This man was so incredibly intoxicating it was unreal. You moan high as he moved forward putting his weight on his cock he throbbed inside of you, the thick veins almost acting as a pulsing vibrator humming against your still tender nerves ignighting them all over again. He grunted pressing his balls to your pelvis then pulled back only to ram harder. You screeched moving your hands to his wrists as he place his heavy palms on your hips and began tugging you towards him. Soon he found his rhythm a fast unrelenting pace driven by his own impending release. You whined and melwed at ever push and pull his cock was spearin into you, massaging your g spot maing you see stars then finishingneach thrust at your cervix. The almost unbearable mix of pleasure and pain was to much and you screamed throwing your head back and forth spurred on by his growls as his voice got lost. Feral sounds come from him vibrating the air around you as he pounded away determined.
Your body was screaming, it wanted release, it wanted more..And it wanted to rest you trembled knees knocking against his pistoning hips as your insides clutched at him sucking him tighter and tighter then without warning you fell again. This time was much more intense your whole body locked almost cramping and tremblingat thesametime, you couldnt move, or speak you just looked up wide eyed as waves of ecstasy rolled over you. Bruce through his head back with a victorious shout you vaguely felt his balls rise and tighten against you ass then he released inside of you grunting and rutting as he caem drawing it out as mich as he could then finally came to a halt and fell over you.
You panted weeping quietly moving to wipe your face and press our hair back. He arched over you kissing you slow a sensually no tongues nothing lewd just open mouthed kisses pouring his love into you in the best way he knew how. He pulled back looking to you then laughed. "Wow...That was better then I imagined" you nodded agreeing with him and pushed him back. "Babe...My panties are hurting me can you?" He jumped back quickly swiftly removjn him self and tucked himself away whilst pulling your panties back over our center. He patted our mound casually making you jolt and whine. "Bruuuce! No its sensitive!" He smiled eyeing your pussy, even through the wet material he could still tell it was a very happy freshy fucking little pussy! Swollen and pink! Just how he liked it. He moved pulling your trousers to your ankles chuckling. "Two...Three at once!" You frowned for a second then your face dropped...The list. You rolled your eyes and sat up leaning on unsteady arms and watched as he rolled up the trousers pulling then up to your knees. "Okay what were they?" He smiled slyly and hooked an arm around your waist sliding you off the table onto your feet. You staggered in the heels and grabbed his shoulders as he settled your weight onto his chest pulling the trousers up over your ass and zipped them up. "Board room, cum in your panties and fuck you in your fuck me heels! Three down in one hit!" You chuckled up at him as he explained smugly he was definitely proud of this one. You turned faceing the now desecrated table and flinched. Now that was a fucking mess! You turned glaring at him motioning a hand to the puddle. "Bruce -I you? Fuck it you don't care do you?...Nope didn't think so...Fuck my legs are still like jelly!" He grinned and wriggled his eyebrows at you. "Sooo you wont get very far if I said I'm ready for round two?~" you gaped at him instantly looking to his crotch he laughed waving you off. "Not really sweets...Lets go home, we could test out the jets in the bath, its supposed to give you a 'real massage experience'" you frowned at him as he scooped ou up swiping your bag and court settlement the began leaving the room walking down to the private elevator. "Jets? We had jets in the bath since when?" He flushed as he entered the elevator pressing the garage level. "Since this afternoon...I had a new let spa bath tub fitted in our suite...Damien caught us in the hot tub and yeah-" you blinked not following for a few seconds then clicked.
"HE FUCKING WHAT!? WHEN DID HE-oh my god thats what you were freaked out about!? Oh no oh god he was me-did he see me? Please tell me he didnt?!" Bruce smiled cutely walking out of the elevatore to the car it was the lamboghini again today. "No he didnt see you I covered you but...I figured it wouldnt happen if we had somewhere else with jets so new bath" you sighed nodding as he placed you down by the car then tugged at the folder. "I'm proud of you for this, so very proud you stuck to your guns and you did it alone..You've proved with this that you're not a push over , that your a strong woman .A very very stong independent woman and I am so happy for you, but most of all I'm proud that I get to call you mine!" You smiled cupping his cheek and moved in kissing him softly. "Thank you Bruce, I want to show everyone that...That I may now be considered a kept woman...But I can fight for myself, protect myself when I need to and I'm glad you let me do that you don't know how much it means for you to let me do that" he through his head back laughing loud, you didnt understand you almost felt insulted until he calmed down and cupped your head in both his hands. "I don't let you do anything love! You can do what ever you want...Fucking let you stick up for yourself? Your free to do what ever you want...You want a business? I'll get you a bussines , you want to travel? we will! I'd do anything for you I love you...Outside of the bed you are my fucking queen, but inside the sheet? Your my very own pillow princess-OUCH! FUCK SWEETS?" You swooned he could have asked for anything then and there and youd have said yes...Until the pillow princess comment. "I'm not a pillow princess! You-just your? UGH! STOP BEING SO FUCKING GOOD AND I'D BE ABLE TO THINK! AND POSSIBLY MOVE!" he laughed ou off opening the passenger side door motioning for you to get in. You rolled your eyes and they say chivalry is dead? Once seated the smiled to yourself. That was probably the most romantic thing he'd said and he had to ruin it with his typiclal bruce smug bull shit...But then again that was your Bruce. He slid into the drivers side.and you leaned over. "Hey babe?" He glanced at you as he turned the ignition reving the car to life.
"Yes my love?"
"You said anything right?" You twiddled your fingers and then move your hand to his thigh as the car began moving.
"Yes sweets anything"
"Teach me to drive-" he squinted nodding agreeing instantly as he pulled out ontothe road. "This thing" he snapped his gaze to you. What? His precious heart, his beautiful little lover, sweet girlfriend behind the wheel of a seriously powerfull supercar? His heart almost stopped at the idea. "Are-are you sure? Its a powerful car...Donât you want me to get you something err less-" "No I love this car its the first one you drove me around in...I want to drive it Bruce" he looked to you casually and pulled out tothe main road slowly cursing himself. He was going to refuse on the grounds of your own safty but, one look at your puppydog eyes and that was it you clapped cutely with a small 'yay'... one thing was for sure before you got behinde the wheel there was going to be some serious automatic breaking sensors put on...and a fucking speed limiter....and bullet proof windows and panels....Maybe some traker devices to...Like the one in your bracelet. "Babe I can here you thinking...Its just a car love don't...Don't go 'batting' it out okay?" Bruce didn't look at you as he drove on just a vaguely familiar hmm that meant he was pretending to agree with you...Or not listening one of the two his hmm's are all very similar.Â
#bruce wayne smut#bruce wayne imagine#bruce wayne fic#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne x you#dc imagine#dc x reader#dc x you#bruce wayne x batmom#bruce wayne x y/n
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Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong
Some major spoilers up ahead!
Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, âsometimes people (and creatures) changeâ???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????
Also, weâre all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidoraâs dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?
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Lol! âApex Cybernetics!â Thatâs not foreshadowing! đ¤Ł
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Apparently, I didnât get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! Thatâs not ganna go wrong somehow. đđđ
Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! đđđđ I was literally like đđđđđđ for that entire convo.
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Iâm sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, âyeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!â đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????
Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.
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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!
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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...
Godzilla: >:[
Kong: ...bitch.
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Precious girl: Thank you, friend đ§đ˝ââď¸
Kong: âşď¸đ´
THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!
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Bitch-ass White Man: Howâs Kong with heights?
BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!
And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDNâT YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONGâS ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!
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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!
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âI think itâs romantic,â
I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brownâs character!! đ¤Łâ¤ď¸đ¤Ł
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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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âThis is page one in the âPlaying Godâ handbook, right?â
Iâve decided I love this character! đ¤Ł
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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THINGâOh god! đ¨ Why yâall got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! đŹ
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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DONâT HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!
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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!
Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if yâall clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!
And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!
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WINE BREAK!!!
Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle
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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! đđ
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âItâs not workingâ
Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!
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HOW DARE YâALL USE KONGâS LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE YâALL!!!
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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!
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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!
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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!
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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? đđđ
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âItâs beautiful,â
Of course itâs beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol
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YâALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!
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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*
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Kongâs first thought: *nom the dragon guts*
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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! đđđđđđđ Itâs the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!
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âWe going in?â
âYeahâ
The BALLS on this child!
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âAAAAHH đâ
*fear*
LMAO!!!!! IâM FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!
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âSacrifice Pitâ
OMG đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD
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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!
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YO ITâS A GOOD THING I AINâT SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC IâD BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!
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âHumanity, once again, will be the apex species,â
THERE it is!
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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!
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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???
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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever weâre calling it) and THATâs what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, âNu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!â
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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzillaâs headed to Hong Kong for some reason?
FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!
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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievousâs lair,da fuq?!? đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
ďżź ââââââââââââââ
I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, yâall! đđđ
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Yâall, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawlerâs skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!ďżźďżźďżź
(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)
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BRUH!!! Why yâall exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, yâall implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!
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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!
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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORAâS REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!
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OH FUCK!!!! YâALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORAâS HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! YâALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!
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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didnât HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! đđ Ya douche bag!!!
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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, âAh! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!â
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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I canât help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I canât remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where heâs stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But Iâm probably overthinking it.ďżź
[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]
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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THATâS NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kongâs species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, âImma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc thatâs what screws us over, so, why WOULDânt it hurt them!?!â I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!
It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!
Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???
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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOUâAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!
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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!
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â thatâs Apex property now,â
Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying âhey we donât understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!â
Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????
ďżźďżźďżź ââââââââââââââ
Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!
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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabeâs Serizawa!?!?!
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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!
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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!
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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!
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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH
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âShoot him!â
WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!
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Why does white man who donât know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!
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Yâall love had SO MUCH wine!ďżź
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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?
Da fuq!?!?! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł yeah thatâs the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!ďżź
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âMaintenance! IâM MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ainât buying itâ
That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!
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Yâall really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!
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GAWD, Iâm so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! đ¤¤đ
[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert âParmesanâ to âoatmeal,â but okay! đđ
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Kong be like, âHey, bitch!!! You lookinâ for me!?!?â
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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!
Sorry, Iâll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.
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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!
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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!
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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!
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âReally? Groupies, again?â
First of all, again!?! What happened last time???
Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!
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âThere can only be one alpha,â
Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!
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Kong said, âYeet! YEET SELF!!!â
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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!ďżź
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Kongâs expression , tho! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Like, âCan you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!â
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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what itâs like to be the last of his species! đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽşđđđđ
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âThis is how we [...] win!â
Oh, honey, you âbout to die! Lmao! đ
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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for âcowardâ at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol
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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!
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Dammit, he escaped!
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This girl is too good!
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Did yâall really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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ďżźďżźYEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!
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âI was hoping to die with adults, but thatâs okay,â
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âIâVE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!â
GOD, I love this movie!!!!
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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! đąđąđąđąđą He powering up the axe!!!!!
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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLAâs ASS!!!!
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Kong said, âIâm done, yâall! Imma take a nap!â
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âDad. Uh...Bernie.â
I fucking love Bernie!!! đđđđ
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JIA NOOOO!!! Donât go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!
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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!
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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!
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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!
#SPOILERS#Godzilla#godzilla vs kong#King Kong#kaijuverse#my posts#my drunk ass#godzilla vs kong spoilers
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Recipe For Disaster 2: Electric Boogaloo
Summary: Jim is NOT happy about his sisterâs boyfie. (not a part two despite the confusing name)
Warnings: swearing, a gilmore girls reference, divorce kids got daddy issues
Word Count: 5560, my longest yet woohoo
A/N: here it is im finally done with this. i- im tired. i love jim he was my favorite until doux came along but he can be a little bitch boy sometimes. and the word of the day is giggle im so sorry
tags: @alovesongshewroteâ hope i can deliver now that you have expectations lmao
It was a good Saturday. The trollhunters trio had gotten an early start on training, and thus Blinky had released them for an early lunch. It was a particularly successful day, with Claire really getting the hang of the shadow staff, so they decided to not make poor Jim cook for once and go out for a treat. And Toby really wanted a sandwich from Benoitâs.
They opted to walk to downtown instead of biking, as a way to cool down. Plus, it would give them time to digest their food on the walk back, before they returned to training once again. Although that was more of a problem for Jim and Toby, since Blinky wanted Claire to start reading a certain book this afternoon. Sheâd be in the library, quietly sitting while the boys go back to running around and fighting. The spring flowers had just started returning to Arcadia Oaks. The flowerbeds that decorated town added a cheery air to the day. Happily, Jim ran up in front to kick a pebble as they came up towards the bistro around the corner. He stopped in his tracks.
âIs Y/nâs boss flirting with her?â
The other two teens came around Jim to see. Y/n laughed at Douxieâs dumb joke and put her hand on his shoulder.
âAnd is she flirting back?â Jim asked incredulously.
Claire didnât take this the same way Jim did. âAww, thatâs so cute.â
âNo itâs not. Itâs weird. And wrong.â Jim asserted.
âWhat are you talking about,â Claire lowered her brows with an annoyed tone.
âNo, no. heâs right. Y/n doesnât flirt. Or date. Iâm not even sure she crushes.â
Claire shook her head, âThat canât be true, TP. Sheâs like, old. You two just didnât notice it.â
âOh, no, we noticed it. She went to every school dance alone, even senior prom.â Toby added. âIt was kind of sad to be honest.â
âRemember that time that big movie star came into town? He was the prettiest guy Iâd ever seen, and Y/n was just like âeh heâs okay, I guessâ. We literally had a fight over that one.â Jim chuckled.
âI literally canât imagine Y/n in a relationship. Sheâs just too all over the place.â
Claire rolled her eyes and gestured her hands towards the scene in front of them. âWell, she seems to be doing just fine now.â
Jim didnât know why, but this made him a little huffy. âWhatever. Itâs just a crush, anyways. Sheâll get over it soon enough.â
Douxie leaned over to give Y/n a quick peck goodbye before he headed into Mr. Benoitâs to start his shift. He had swapped shifts with one of his coworkers for the day, so he could have the evening off. Y/n headed back to the bookstore. She tucked her hair behind her ear as she left, smiling to herself. The three trollhunters still stood right where they were, staring.
âI donât think itâs just a crush, Jimbo.â
Jim was outraged. How. How was this happening. He could understand her not telling her family, their mother could be a bit nosy sometimes when it came to her daughterâs personal affairs. But his sister had often said she didnât have enough time to pursue a love life whenever their mother probed her. There was no way she just started having said time. Right? It was curious, too, that out of all the people she could have chosen in Arcadia, she chose Douchey. That guy had girls fawning over him wherever he went. There was no way Y/n was into that.
Come to think of it, Y/n had been acting really strange ever since she had gotten that job at the bookstore. It was so easy to make her laugh now. She was actually wearing her hair in different styles instead of her signature. She actually enjoyed Barbaraâs cooking. Or at least complimented it a lot now. Still a baffling action nonetheless. It was if she was experiencing the side effects of something. And that bookstore reeked of magic. Magic had the power to drive people out of their minds. Heâd had plenty of first-hand experience with that. This whole situation was fishy.
âWell, I think itâs so cute theyâre together now.â Claire said cheerily. He loved her but she wasnât exactly the best when it came to making judgement calls. Hell, the fact that she was dating him after all heâs put her through was enough proof of that.
âWell, I think its magic.â Jim deadpanned.
âWhat.â Claire snapped.
âHeâs got a spell on her! Some sort of enchantment. A charm!â
Toby was too tired from training today to deal with this. âIâll agree, he does have charm, have you had him as a waiter? But not the kind of charm youâre implying here, Jim.â
âDouxie is my magic teacher, Jim. I promise, heâs a really nice guy.â
âNope. Thereâs no way my sister would be into a guy, let alone a guy like,â He tried to find the right words but just sputtered, âLike that!â he motioned to poor Doux, who was changing the specials sign out front. Douxie was one of those bistro employees who always got asked to draw up the sign because his calligraphy was so good. Doux had to admit, his handwriting was messy compared to Merlinâs standards, but to Mr. Benoitâs he was a calligraphy god.
Toby looked Doux up and down. âI donât know man, Y/n is kind of alternative.â
âYeah, who do you think helps me dye my hair all the time? And sneaks me into concerts?â Claire added.
âOkay. I get that. But heâs just not good enough for her.â Jim said through gritted teeth.
Toby sighed. âThen who is?â he asked wearily.
Jim got defensive. âI donât know! A prince, maybe. One thatâs in line to be king. Not one of those waiting-for-a-brother-to-die ones, but a real one.â He nodded his head like any of that was realistic. âDefinitely not just some wizard who works in a bookstore.â
âSheâs just some wizard who works in a bookstore, though.â
There was no getting through to Jim. âThink about it guys, my sister, suddenly getting cozy with a magic man? Bushigal. Sheâs under a spell. Iâm going to fight him.â
âNo, no youâre not,â Claire asserted, âYouâre going to have lunch like we planned AND youâre going to be civil.â Claire and Toby both grabbed one of his arms and dragged him towards the bistro.
***
The hostess guided them to the table. Claire sat across from Jim and Toby. They were handed the menus. Claire showed interest in the lunch specials while Toby flipped to the sandwiches. Jim just brooded while he stared unblinking into the first page. And by chance, and by the fact that this scene would be boring and or pointless if not, Douxie was the waiter for said table. After handing off the check to one of his other tables, he waltzed over to the trio, happy to see his protĂŠgĂŠ.
âEllo lads, howâs it going? Howâd that test go today, Claire?â Douxie ruffled her hair. Jim narrowed his eyes at the sight.
âHorrible! I bombed it for sure!â
Toby rolled his eyes, âYou say that about every test, Claire, and then it turns out you aced them.â
âNo I mean it this time, TP. I didnât even finish the last three questions. It was so bad!â
âYeah, okay, Iâll believe it when I see it.â
Douxie chuckled. Oh to have the problems of these youngsters. Claire and Toby got into some sort of glare match where they both just made more and more aggressive funny faces at each other. Both finally conceded and they fell into giggles. Douxie was glad to see Claire having so much fun, but he noticed someone else at the table who was not having said fun. His apprentice Claireâs boyfriend, his masterâs champion, and his darling Y/nâs brother, looking like his dog ate his homework, or whatever teenagers got angry about these days.
âCheer up, lad.â Doux grinned at Jim, âHangry? I get that. You look like you could use a good meal.â
âWell strangely I am in a cafeâ
Claire kicked Jim under the table. He tried his best to stifle the grunt of pain. âDonât mind Jim, heâs a tad grumpy from a bad training session. And weâll take waters all around.â She smiled. Doux hurried off to go get their glasses.
In the end, Toby couldnât pick a sandwich. He had three favorites and couldnât decide between them yet. Jim and Claire had his back. They both got one of them and he got the third. Then they would all share the halves. A good plan. And it was a delicious one. Toby was thankful for his partners.
***
After finishing up training and walking Claire home, Jim and Toby went their separate ways. Toby had promised his Nana heâd go with her and her boyfriend to see a play in the next town over. Jim had promised his mother heâd be home for a family dinner. He wasnât able to be home in time to cook, so this was going to be a roulette wheel when it came to food. He was betting on Y/n. As he came to the front door, he cracked it first and smelled the air before going inside as to make sure his candid reaction wouldnât be bad. The aroma coming from the house was heavenly. Alright, Y/n. Jackpot.
Jim swung the door open wide as he strutted in. Everyone was in the kitchen, it looked like. He put his bag up and called to his family that he was home. Which was met with the two voices he had expected, but one he hadnât. And it was a voice he didnât want to hear right now. Douxie. Hisirdoux fucking Casperan. In his house. In his kitchen. In his territory.
Jim immediately felt his muscles tense up. He took a deep breath and put on his best fake smile before heading into the kitchen. Y/n was sautĂŠing something over the stove. Barbara was stirring something which meant that she had insisted on helping and Y/n had done the equivalent of giving your younger sibling a game controller that wasnât plugged in. The offending wizard was leaning over the bar counter from the other side, chatting away as if he had any reason to be here.
Once Y/n caught sight of Jim, she bubbled. âJim! How was hiking? You three have fun?â she knew where he actually spent his Saturdays but they had to keep up the rouse for their mom. While Y/n particularly didnât care for the lying, she also agreed with Jim that some things are best kept from worrisome mothers. Barbara gave her enough shit already for her frequent homecomings from bars and shows in the wee hours of the morning with scrapes and bruises. If their mother knew about Jimâs marginally more dangerous late-night escapades, she might actually have a nervous breakdown.
âOh yeah, it was great. We saw a deer. It had a baby with it.â
âMajestic.â She turned and gestured to the man at the counter, âYou remember Douxie, right?â
âOf course,â Jim said through gritted teeth forced into a smile. âIn fact we just saw each other at the bistro earlier today.��
A timer went off. Y/n expressed her delight that something in the oven was done. Barb got some plates out of the cabinet, while Y/n pulled the main course out of the oven. She handed Jim the plates and silverware and sent him to go set the table. Jim supposed this was better than having to talk to Douxie. Until Douxie insisted on helping him. Great.
âSo, Jim, Iâve heard a lot about you-â
âIâm sure you have.â Jim cut him off. Douxie was a bit confused, but figured he was still grumpy like he was earlier at the bistro. Heâd leave the moody teen alone then. Perhaps he be in a better mood after getting some food in him and spending time with his family. Doux would try for conversation again then.
Jim did not get any less grumpy, to Douxieâs dismay. And Y/nâs. Y/n really needed both her family members to like her boyfriend. They were all each other had, and any strife would put a strain on their tiny closely-knit family unit. Y/n loved Douxie, and she wanted Jim and Barbara to love him to. To accept him. It would help put a validity to her feelings. If they liked him then she had made the right choice. She could never be with someone her loved ones hated. And as a bonus, it would be nice if she could give Douxie the family he never had. He deserved as much.
Luckily, Barbara had taken quite a liking to Arcadiaâs most charming waiter. Jim however, was subtly hostile. Or at least he thought he was being subtle. It was very apparent to the other three at the table. As Douxie was animatedly telling Barb some story that she was laughing very hard at, Y/n turned to glare at her brother. Jim tried to feign innocence. Y/n rolled her eyes and put some more salad on her plate. Jim noticed the bracelet on her wrist. Funny, she had never been one for jewelry before. But she started wearing this one everyday right around the time she started working at the bookstore. Interesting.
Douxie finished up his story and turned his attention to Jim. Heâd try once again to engage the trollhunter. He knew how important this was to Y/n. Douxie was going to make this little man like him if it was the last thing he did.
âI saw the school play you were in a couple weeks ago, Jim. You were quite the actor, and I know Shakespeareâs tough. Have you ever thought of going into it professionally? Claireâs told me she wants to. You two could be one of those celebrity power couples.â
Jim just offered a short thanks that was less hostile but not exactly enthusiastic either. Well, at least Doux was getting somewhere. Itâs a start. Y/n was content with this. Jim would warm up to Douxie eventually. It didnât have to be right away, even if she would have liked that.
After the dinner conversation had died down and the food long gone, Y/n set out to clear the table and clean the kitchen. Barbara also went to help her, but Douxie assured her heâd take care of it. He was a world class waiter after all. He stacked up the plates as Y/n grabbed the dinner dishes. And so the two set off to the world behind the wall, to clean or canoodle or whatever. Jim wasnât too keen on thinking about it. His mother pulled him into the living room to sit on the couch and preceded to ask him twenty questions about Claire. He was almost happy when the lovebirds came back.
And then his mother made them all play some card game for three hours straight. All while the lovebirds flirted away right in front of them. It was like they had no shame. This guy just had to have Y/n under a spell or something, Jim was sure of it. There was no other explanation. As she giggled at another one of Douxieâs stupid jokes that werenât even funny, Jim felt sick.
Finally it came time for that douchebag to leave. Jim rolled his eyes at his mother and sister fawning over Doux as he made his way to the door. He slinked over behind them to watch the guy leave and make sure that he left. As Douxie went through the door he gave Y/n a quick peck and said the stupidest line Jim had ever heard. Who does this guy think he is. Once the door was shut and Doux had indeed walked away, Jim scoffed.
âBet that guy has a bank of pickup lines heâs memorized. Thereâs no way he came up with that on the fly.â
***
Jim was furious. He fought like a madman during training. Draal was just making it worse by encouraging it; he really liked the kidâs fire today. Draal had no idea what was up with him right now, but Jim was giving it his all. The trollhunter was rarely this aggressive. Blinky looked on as Jim growled and shouted with every strike. He hadnât seen his son frothing at the mouth like this before. It was glorious. Keep this up and Angor Rot wonât know what hit him.
Claire and Toby were also training, with Arrggh, albeit with not even half as much gusto as Jimbo. They were also a wee bit distracted, trying to wind Jim down from said gusto. He came over to where they were to get some water. Taking this opportunity, Toby tried appealing to him once again.
âDude, give it a rest, this is just like how you got all pissy about your mom dating Strickler.â Toby was exasperated.
âY/n canât date guys, my mother canât date guys, no men should be frequently invited into our household! No boys allowed! Me and Toby are the only boys allowed!â Jim growled. He stormed off across the keep to go land another hit on Draal.
Blinky blinked. He was taken aback at the hostility from his charge. âSo, do either of you have any idea as to what that was about.â
âRight now the winning theory is that this is like, about how heartbroken his mother was when his dad left, so now he doesnât want that to happen again or something,â Claire sighed. Her teacher really was a good guy. Lonely too. Just like Y/n. They were going to be good for each other. Her boyfriend should be happy for them. Jim took a particularly dirty swipe at Draal. Toby grunted in sympathy. âOr maybe Douxie just poked Arcadiaâs most possessive bear.â
***
Jim and Toby were walking downtown, enjoying their free time after a trollhunting mission on this fine Sunday afternoon. That is, until they came in sight of the bookstore. Jim felt that bitter feeling in his stomach again. He knew Y/n wasnât working today. Douchey would be all alone. Now was his chance to confront this and end it before it got any worse. Toby noticed the malice in his eyes as he stomped towards the bookstore.
âWoah dude, whatâre you doing?â
âIâm just going to have a little chat with Mr. Casperan thatâs all.â
Toby threw his head back in exasperation. âThere no talking you out of this is there?â
âNopeâ
The bell jingled as they walked in. The bookshop smelled like Christmas. And Jim was about to try and talk politics with his racist uncle at the dinner table. Douxie came over and greeted them cheerily.
âGood afternoon, lads. Looking for any book in particular?â
âIâm not a part of this. I just happen to be with him physically.â Toby quickly asserted. Douxie quirked a brow at the odd statement. Jim pushed forward aggressively. Doux had the sense to back away from the boy.
âIâm onto you, wizard. Just what did you do to my sister? Did you slip her a love potion? Is that bracelet sheâs been wearing charmed?â Jim growled. Toby cringed on the sidelines.
Douxie blinked. âExcuse me?â
âThereâs no other explanation for your ârelationshipâ. Youâve got to be magicking her. And I wonât just sit here and let it happen. Thatâs my sister and itâs my job to protect her from creeps like you.â
Douxie took in the boys words, and a deep breath. He tried his best not to sound too defensive and provoke the kid further, âOkay, wow. Thatâs quite an accusation there, friend.â He moved away from where the boy had backed him into a bookshelf. âYou know, out of all that you just implied, the part I think Iâm most offended by is the fact that youâd think Iâd mess with Y/nâs free will like that.â
Douxie straightened some books on a nearby display. âYou know Jim, when it comes to love-â Jim stormed out of the bookstore before Doux could take his lecture any further, grabbing Toby by the arm so heâd follow. Toby mouthed a big âIâm sorryâ to Doux as he was pulled out of the store.
***
Jimâs pencil felt abused. He was furiously scribbling the answers to his homework with a heavy hand. He still had a lot of pent up rage, even after accosting poor Doux. After snapping his lead for the seventh time in the hour, Jim decided that switching subjects to Spanish instead of math for a bit might help him calm down. He moved to his bed to start the assigned reading. He laid on his stomach, propping up his head in his hands to see his textbook. His blue eyes perused the paragraphs punctuated by cheesy cartoons. He was halfway through the third page when a knock came at his door. Taking a deep breath, he called for whoever it was to let themselves in. His sister stepped into view.
Jim ran a hand through his dark hair. Here comes the scolding. He didnât even have to ask if Y/n had heard about what heâd done today. If Douxie himself hadnât told her then Tobes certainly did. Jim wasnât proud of it, now that it was all said and done. He knew he deserved whatever Y/n was about to dish out. He sat up and crisscrossed his legs. She pulled his desk chair over and sat backwards in it so that she was facing him on the bed.
Thatâs it. No scolding came. She just sat and looked at him, neutral faced. He squirmed at the nothing. She lifted up the coffee mug in her hands and took a slow sip, not breaking eye contact with him. Jim began to sweat. He tried to avoid her gaze by looking down at the floor, but he could still feel her eyes upon him. Sighing, he had to admit defeat.
âOkay, so I do feel bad about what I said to Douxie today.â He looked back up to meet Y/nâs eyes. She raised a brow. âIt was wrong of me to jump to conclusions like that, Iâm sorry.â
Y/n appeared to be satisfied by that. A smile spread across her face and she nodded to him. She stood up, and ruffled his hair on her way out. Still refusing to break her silence, she motioned for him to follow her downstairs.
***
Y/n set her coffee cup down on the table. She pulled another mug out of the cabinet for Jim. Grabbing the coffee pot from its nest under the coffeemaker, she filled Jimâs mug and topped off her own. Sliding the mug across the table to Jim, she sat down. Jim could smell the aromas of the several colorful dishes baking that he could see through the screen of the oven door. Strange, it was already half past nine. There was cinnamon in the air, so at least one of those dishes contained dessert. Jimâs stomach growled at the thought.
âYou know Iâm not the one you should have to apologize to, Jimbo.â
âI know, I know,â He looked at the ground, âIâll go talk to him tomorrow after school.â
Silence filled the kitchen again. Y/n took a sip of coffee. This conversation was going to be hard. She wasnât particularly looking forward to it. She opened her mouth to speak, but stopped. She took yet another long sip of coffee to figure out a good enough way to word this. She took a breath.
âSo, uh- listen Jimbo. I- I know itâs tough, ya know, with it just being us. And our familyâs tight because of it. But you canât get so protective that new people canât join it. Or even try.â
Jim took a breath, âI know itâs just, I-, what happens when we, when you, get so attached to him, and he decides that he doesnât care for you anymore. When he turns out to be bad. When he just disappears. Like- like they do.â
âOh, Jim,â She reached across the table for his hand. âThatâs my risk to take, Jim. I fully recognize that what Iâm doing is hazardous and I could get hurt really bad. But I still chose to do it. I choose it every day. We all do, when we fall in love.â
Jim took a sip and lingered, staring into his cup. âYeah, I guess youâre right,â He chuckled, âI know Iâd be devastated if Claire ever wizened up and left me.â
âLook, you gotta trust me okay? Douxie isnât dad or Strickler. I promise. Heâs kind. I trust him. After you apologize, I think you really should start to make an effort to get to know him. If not for me, for Claire dude. And I think youâll really like him. Promise youâll give him a chance?â
Jim sighed in defeat. âAlright. I promise.â
She stood up and stretched out her back, making those stretching noises that people do. She checked the food in the oven. The buns were ready, but the quiche still needed a few minutes. She took out the pans and put them on the cooling rack. After fanning them for a few seconds, she turned to Jim, âSo you want a spinach bun or a cinnamon bun?â
âHow is that a question?â Jim laughed.
âSpinach bun it is then,â She teased as she tossed him the cinnamon one.
âWhatâs all this for anyway?â He gestured to the oven and the buns.
âOh, uh, its actually for a date tonight?â She looked warry of how heâd react.
âOkay,â He guessed now would be as good a time as ever to start letting this go, âYou crazy kids have fun.â Y/n laughed, relived.
Douxie had just finished up the sweeping and was ready to close up. As he headed to towards the front doors, he took one last look around the place to make sure he didnât miss anything. All clean and tidy. Whoever opened tomorrow would appreciate it. He flipped the neon sign from open to nope and started locking up. Which is when his girlfriend pounced on him and almost gave him a heart attack. She just appeared out of thin air to tackle him into a hug. Scared the living daylights out of him. Y/n apologized profusely when she noticed him freak out but was still snickering between sorries so she probably didnât mean it. He asked her just what the hell she was doing here and she picked up a picnic basket that was on the ground to show him.
âI just knew a certain wizard hadnât eaten yet tonight.â
***
Y/n felt the ground beneath her back through the picnic blanket. The new spring growth had made them a cushion of sorts. Her head rested in the crook of Douxieâs shoulder as his arm was wrapped around her. It was nice here. Comfy. She could smell his hair and feel his chest move as he breathed. Their heartbeats made a nice rhythm to accompany the cricket song and the noise of the trees swaying. The stars were so lovely tonight. Stellar.
Douxie broke the quiet. âSo I brushed up on my astrology.â
âOh yeah?â Y/n quirked her brow. Astrology was one of her biggest interests. Sheâd loved it since her grandmother had given her a book about it when she was small. It was a well-worn, well-loved book. Her grandmother had handwritten things in the margins too. Sheâd been talking Douxieâs ears off about it during work earlier that week. Something was just so fascinating about how there were gorgeous balls of light in the sky that could tell you the future. There really was magic embedded in the fabric of the universe. It was sweet that he would care enough to learn about her interests. Very sweet indeed. The fact that he went out of his way just so he could talk to her about something she loved? Tooth-rotting. She wasnât sure if her heart sped up because she was excited to talk about astrology or because of the sugar rush he just gave her.
âItâs been a long time since Iâve needed to look at constellations, we do have GPS now, but I think I remember enough,â He pointed to the sky, âThatâs Pisces, right?â
âYes!â Y/n couldnât stop herself from smiling so wide her cheeks hurt.
âAnd thatâs Aries, which marks the beginning of spring,â He looked back at Y/n who nodded to him, âoh, and look! We can see Venus tonight.â
âHey Douxie, I love you. And Youâre really making me want to kiss you right now.â
He chuckled and wiggled his eyes brows teasingly, âAh, yes, I am aware of the effect I have.â She rolled her eyes and put her hand on his face to push him away. If he saw the blush creeping up on her, heâd just get flirtier. She wasnât sure she could handle that. Something caught her eye and instantly stole her attention.
âLook! A shooting star! Make a wish Doux.â She pointed to the streak of light that flashed.
âI donât need wishes when Iâm here with you, Love.â If her face was pink before it was bright red now.
Y/n hid her face in her hands, âNo! You were supposed to say something silly,â She came back up to look him in the eyes, ânot something that makes me want to kiss you even more.â
He leaned his head in closer, âWell, whatâs stopping you, Y/nâ
Well, that was obviously a dare. She couldnât not kiss him now. So she did. They melted into it instantly. At first it was sweet and slow, but they got a bit hungrier, and the kiss got a bit sloppier. Douxie smelled like the bookstore, Y/n loved the smell of the bookstore. It was everything safe in her life. He was everything safe in her life. Her best friend. He brought his hand up to cup her cheek. He loved how her lips just fit together with his perfectly. Y/n Lake was everything heâd been waiting for all these years. Soft and kind, with such a beautiful heart. Not to mention, a badass. Yet, even with all his ancient baggage, she still cared for him. Made him feel like new again. Out of all the wizards of Arcadia Oaks, she chose him. He still couldnât believe it. They pulled apart way sooner than either of them wanted, but they did have to breathe, so it had to be done. Locked in Douxieâs gaze, Y/n broke the intensity to giggle.
âBut really, I was setting you up for a joke. You know what you could have done with that, Doux?â She teased.
âIâll remember that for next time, Love.â
âAh, theyâre super rare. This is the first time Iâve ever seen one in all my stargazing years.â
âWell, weâve got plenty of time to see the next one. And the next one. All the shooting stars you want. Only seeing them every few decades could make them a special little thing for us.â He said so nonchalantly, as if he hadnât just implied that he expected their love to last for countless decades. As if it were a given. Suddenly it hit her. She could live thousands of years by his side. She would live thousands of years by his side. This was it. She wasnât even sure humans could turn this vivid a shade of red. Y/nâs heart was gonna pop if it beat any harder.
âStars, are you just hellbent on making me combust tonight? It too hot out here for this.â Douxie just laughed, a twinkle in his eye. She focused on her beloved stars to calm her down. She sighed, âThe stars really are beautiful tonight.â
âYou know what else is beautiful?â
âMe?â
âYou- aww, youâve heard that one.â
Y/nâs snort rung in the air. So, he does just have a bank of pick-up lines heâs pulling from. Interesting. Guess it must be tough having to be Arcadiaâs most charming waiter. They stilled again. The comfortable silence embraced them. And they could have basked in it all night, if Douxie had not a burning question he had been waiting to ask his beloved.
âSo- uh,â She looked to him expectedly, âDo you think thereâs life out there?â
Y/n tried not to laugh too hard with Douxieâs very serious tone, âYeah, yeah I do.â
Now it was Douxieâs turn to smile so wide his cheeks hurt. âReally?â
âYeah,â She said, âI think itâd be kinda arrogant to assume that with all that vastness up there that weâre the only ones who exist.â
âThatâs a really good point.â Douxie said excitedly. He pulled her tighter into his embrace and snuggled. âI think Iâm going to use that on Zoe next time she tries to tell me that Iâm crazy and aliens arenât real.â
âYeah Babe! Win that argument!â Y/n encouraged.
She peppered his face with kisses. That big smile stayed on his face as he closed his eyes in delight. He repaid her with a nose kiss. And she repaid that by starting another snogging session.
***
Little did they know that shoot star was really aliens akiriddion spaceship crash 3below wait shit the akiriddions landed in like season two and ive set this in one ugh just pretend like this makes sense hfhadhiufs
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Fairytale Complex - [Undertale | Sans x Reader]
[Gender Neutral, Frisk's Parent Reader | Slow Burn]
Chapter Three | sans. (Part 3 of 3 | His POV)
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As if being blessed by Lady Luck herself, the owner of the establishment calls for Jerry to tend to unloading inventory, forcing him to end his glare on Sans and move his attention elsewhere. His internal conflict manifests itself through physical means, as he stays frozen in place to settle between keeping his job and minding his business with the monster. With another call from his boss, louder and firmer this time in comparison to the friendly reminder from earlier, he clenches his jaw and loosens it up with a scoff. "You're damn lucky the place's packed," he says, looking back towards Sans again. He takes a stray receipt from the counter, takes a pen, and scribbles something on it, handing it over to the monster when he's done. "Take this, and stay the hell away from my family."
"So like you're doing?" Sans counters, snickering.
"Screw off."
The man leaves him be with those last two words and another worker takes his place behind the register, looking fatigued from presumably having to deal with all the work at the back by herself. The expression on her face says it all: she overheard only some parts of the conversation, and was either curious to know more about it or misinterpreting the situation altogether, though she doesn't mention a word about it. Rather, she picks herself up and greets him with a smile. "Good afternoon, sir. For here, or to-go?"
That simple question settles a puzzle in Sans's mind; given he barely knew the human waiting for him at the table, he couldn't make any rash decisions, so he considers all the options through and through. He could make an easy escape from meeting with Jerry again simply by choosing to-go, yet he still wanted to talk with (Y/N) about the subject of Frisk and the Underground. Not only that, but ordering to-go without informing them about it wasn't something normal for how much they knew each other; rather, it would seem rude to decide without giving the human a chance to speak their thoughts on the subject. And if he invited them to eat their orders out elsewhere, it would look wrong; either like he really did mean his vaguely flirty texts, or that he didn't feel comfortable enough with them around.
"Sir?"
"To-go, please," he blurts out, it being the first thing on his mind.
The monster tells her both orders and is then asked to wait. He does so by walking off back to the table, where Frisk's parent still waits at, either completely oblivious of what went on at the register, or masking it based on their calm look and nonchalant sitting position. Their expression takes a turn when they meet with his irises, and they speak up when he's finally close enough for them to make their words hushed. "That was my ex-husband, wasn't it?" they ask, smile strained and brows furrowed. "Could we, uh⌠take our orders-"
"To-go?" he intervenes, chuckling.
Their smile loses some of its tension, and they let out a laugh. "How did you know?"
He sits with them at the chair across from theirs, nudging himself to an angle where he shields them from the ordering counter. "Between you saying he stopped visiting and that he didn't show up when Frisk went missing, I'd say you're not exactly head over heels for 'im anymore."Â
"Far from it," they reply, sighing. "It's just plain ridiculous for him to be so worked up about this now. He had his time ages ago." They rock their fingers against the table's surface and frown, looking deep in thought. "What did he say, anyway? ...I tried not to look, but I still saw when he got all angry at you."
"It's related to what I want to talk to you about. Though I'm not sure how he got that info so fast."
Their eyes spark and widen, the hand on the table clenching the edge in expectancy. "So he already knows all about it?"
"Dunno if all, but it looks like he's already dug a lil' bit into my past."
A buzz from the human's phone brings a halt to the conversation. He looks to where the sound comes from before taking a look at their expression, clearly vexed by the name of the sender. Their hand trembles and he notices how they have to tighten their grip on the device to prevent its fall.
"Jerry?" he asks.
They nod. "Excuse me for a moment."
Sans nods back and observes as they stand up from their seat and walk off to a corner of the diner. The switch in the human's expression is almost immediate, changing from curiosity to shock the second they click on the message. The phone meets the floor and ends up making a noise far too loud for it to come out unscathed, results of a tiled floor and the device landing screen-first against it. Still, they don't seem to care over that particular matter and stare at the floor with those same, wide eyes, a look that's carried back to him.Â
"YouâŚ"Â
Their words come off in a hoarse whisper, and they have to scratch their throat to continue with, "Is this true? Y- You gave Frisk a death threat as a warning for⌠for what, exactly?" Their voice's louder now, surroundings seeming to blur into nothing given how little they care over being heard by those closer around. "They didn't hurt you, so why did you threaten to hurt them?" Their shocked expression changes to anger, a deep glare that refuses to falter even as they take a step closer, ignoring the phone laying on the floor. "And what did he mean when he said your job was to kill humans? WhatâŚ. What did Asgore order you to do, and how come you're still allowed to run freely -- as you please? How much of this is true, and how much of this isn't?
They take a pause to pick up their phone, another buzz being heard from it. The screen's cracked from end to end, yet they don't seem to mind over that either and tear up when they read the latest message. "Is⌠Is that why Toriel had to leave out of the blue? Was she expecting something like this to happen to her, too?" The human's voice breaks, though they recover with another scratch of their throat. "Did she also hurt Frisk? How⌠How am I supposed to even be anywhere near you when you used to be a heartless man who followed ordered regardless of-"
"Please, ca-"
"Don't you dare tell me to calm down."
They huff, regaining some of their composure through it. "You have the next few minutes to explain why the hell your job as a sentry involved killing people regardless of their actions."
"(L/N), please liste-"
"Tell me."
They cross their arms and keep their glare on him. The phone continues to buzz, but they ignore it, all of their attention now being focused on Sans. An excruciatingly long beat of silence passes before he finally relents with a huff. They sit down, and he sits across from them, gaze facing theirs again. "What specifically do ya wanna know about?"
"What your job as a sentry implied. The rest can wait depending on what terms we're left with after this."
"Alright." He tries to smile in hopes of making their anger soften, though it's a vain attempt; a bad one, more specifically, taking into account how much angrier they get. "But could you promise ya won't freak out?"
"I'm afraid I can't. It all depends, really. Being told you used to throw death threats at innocent people doesn't exactly make me trust you any more than what I did a few seconds ago."
"But-"
"Order 44!"
He lets out a breath and proceeds to stand up. "Talk to you inna second? We can go to the food court and find a place there to eat."
"...Sure," they reply, a smile finally managing to return. "And thanks for helping me back there. I don't think I'd be able to tolerate Jerry coming up to me now of all times."
"Anytime," he says, winking. It's then that he realizes what he's done, an action made purely out of custom, though thankfully, they only show shock at having their thanks accepted rather than shrugged off.
Hopefully, his conversation with them wouldn't turn out as bad as he anticipated it to.
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The time to confess over his own sins arrives when both the human and himself are finished eating. Only his drink's left resting on the table, theirs already long gone with how quick they downed it after the meal. Had their choice been alcohol, he would've imagined them tipsy, given they barely gave themselves much time to consume it or so much as enjoy its taste and temperature. (Y/N) begins by asking how much of what Jerry had texted was true and over what actions the skeleton took when meeting with Frisk at the Underground.
The first few questions are simple enough and pass as smooth as his choice of drink, up until they ask, "So what exactly are you guilty of? Frisk told me to be careful around you, but in a fun sort of sense. And⌠And not because of you being dangerous or ever causing them any harm."
He breathes in, feeling obliged to brace himself for what he's about to say.
"I'm⌠guilty of not helping them out as much as I should've," Sans says, setting his drink aside. He already feels a tightness in his chest, incrementing when he continues with, "And there was one point where I might've come off too strong⌠Where I quite frankly told them to watch their back around me, and that I'd be there to handle the situation if it ever got outta hand."
"What kind of situation?" (Y/N) asks, a change in tone already present.
"Hurting my kind." He sighs out a deep breath, letting himself find some sort of ease amongst the ache building up in his rib cage. It was too soon to be enemies with the human sitting across from him, and to be frank, he didn't even want to be on negative terms with them, either. He simply wanted to have another friend; another person he could look forward to spending his time with more often. "I... warned them about what would happen if they dared to do anything bad to other people, but in the least humane wording possible." He takes another sip from his drink, feeling his non-existent throat turn sore. "Frankly, and just like Jerry already told you: it's all true. I, well... I threatened Frisk with death, even though they hadn't harmed anyone during their journey down there."
"So it's all true? Even the part about your job being to basically hunt after humans, no matter what?" They stand up from their seat, hands slamming over the table on par with their shout. In contrast to the ire he anticipated from them, he sees the same shock from before in their eyes and an open mouth reveals their disbelief. "I⌠Y- You... You're not joking, aren't you?!"
Thankfully, they're both sitting at a table too far away for anyone around to take immediate notice of the human's reaction. That allows the monster to breathe out again and reply with, "It's the raw truth, cross my soul," he says, meeting with their eyes. "As a judge and main sentry for the Underground, I was meant to treat everyone equally, no matter their age, race, or any of that stuff. I judged based on actions; on the person's background and intentions. So when it was time for me to meet with a new person, I went all out, no matter the costs or repercussions of my actions, or the feelings I had about what I was about to do." Sans takes a long pause, needing some time to recollect himself. "To be brief, that was the job assigned to me, and one I was meant to fulfill no matter how that would affect my relationship with that new person I crossed paths with."
"Wh- Why?" they blurt, the anger he expected finally showing through. Still, they sit down, avoiding unwanted attention from other people. "Why did Asgore come up with that idea, a- and why did you go along with it? Why⌠Was there no other option? Or did neither of you two ever bother searching for one?" A wet gaze greets him when he makes eye contact with the human again, conflicting with their scowl and sharp, furrowed gaze. "Are all of you guys like this? H- How many of you are innocent, and how many of you hurt my child? Are Toriel and MK the only ones I can trust? Because if I'm going to follow along with what Frisk's told me so far, th- the only monsters that they've mentioned without any reluctance have been those two. They... They always freeze up every time I ask them about any other monster they made friends with." Their voice begins to shake and a few tears spill from their eyes. "I⌠I'm sorry if this seems like too much, b- But I need to know, Sans, I⌠I need to know who hurt them, and what I can do to protect them. I need to be strict, and I- I need to make up for those two months I wasn't able to be there for them."
Sans.
The human has been calling him 'mister Serif' for a good while now.
Out of all the possible ways and times they could've said his actual, first name, and it had to be during a moment of anger and confusion. He tries not to acknowledge just how bitter and dry his name had come out of their mouth and instead focuses on lending out a hand to them, both in a metaphorical and literal sense. He drags the chair a bit closer to them and hovers his body over the table standing between them, placing a hand on the human's shoulder and snapping them out of their spiral.
"(Y/N), please just... Just breathe, and calm down for a moment," he mutters, making them face his gaze, stern and sober. "This's why I wanna tell you everythin' bit by bit. There's a lot more to the story, and I know you wanna be a good parent for Frisk, so please, take a breath and hear me out. I won't ask you to forgive me, but for your time to listen to what I have to say, instead." He almost flinches when their hand touches the one he'd placed over their shoulder, though he combats that feeling by looking away for a quick moment to recollect his thoughts. "We have a whole history explaining why things worked at the Underground the way they did until recently," he continues. "And even though I know that doesn't mean all of our actions are justified, we still had our reasons, just as your kind -- your ancestors -- did for sealing us underground."
They let go of his hand, a subtle action that tells him it's time to let them go. He does just that and sits back down on his chair, taking another sip from the drink on his side of the table to combat the sour taste forming in his tongue. "I know I have absolutely no right in telling you to calm down anymore and that I shouldn't've even said it the first time. But I still want you to listen, so that you can help Frisk establish their new life with the other monsters at the Surface; with all the friends they made at the Underground, but also by knowing what some of those friends did and just who of us you can entrust their safety to." He offers his hand out to them, letting a smile ease out the grim aftertaste of his words. "So, whaddya say? Wanna hear me out? I promise to be honest with you, so long as you can promise to hear me and my kind out, and learn more 'bout our choices in the past."
"IâŚ"
That's the only word he can hear from them as they stare at his hand, a wary glance being directed at it. "Could we hug it out again? I, well... still don't trust shaking your hand after what Frisk told me about you."
Though he hesitates for a second, he gives in with a grin and a nod. "Sure thing," he replies, chuckling. "C'mere, pal."
Sans stands up, and (Y/N) does the same.Â
They lean down to his height and let their arms sneak around his back, pulling him in for a second hug in just one day; on his first day meeting the human in person and on his first week here at the Surface, to be more exact. That same gentleness from before reaches his soul, enveloping him with a strong sense of safety, serenity, and warmth, despite the circumstances of it all. It was of no doubt that the person hugging him cared greatly for Frisk's happiness, almost just as much as they did for Frisk's safety. That shows through how willing they were to listen to him, how quickly they regained composure, and how welcoming their hug is, almost as if they were offering him a second chance to hear him out -- and just by the feeling of that hug alone.
"Thanks for being patient with me," he mutters, still kept in the hug. "I promise I'll try to provide you with as much information as I can." He lets go and finally stares at them again. "That sounds good to ya? Or are ya bored of me already?"
Tension eases out as the human lets a laugh burst through. "Sounds good," they reply, smiling. "And don't worry. I⌠I'm not bored of you yet -- Far from it, actually."
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