#and im down so damn bad
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anecdotal-acorn · 3 months ago
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don't fucking look at me, i'm thirsting for Jeff Goldblum Wizard so hard i have no clue what to do with myself
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puppppppppy · 7 months ago
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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jo-gakky · 1 month ago
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expression practice!
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dammjamboy · 1 year ago
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BETTER CALL SAUL!
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neteyamyawne · 1 year ago
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Okay okay, but:
Neteyam covering your mouth with his hand while Ao’nung eats your pussy.
🪷 — Later sessions
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❈ Pairing : Agedup!Neteyam x Fem!reader x Agedup!Ao'nung
❈ summary : Ao'nung and Neteyam give you a sweet and delightful lesson after your swimming sessions with them and they can be quite the trouble...
❈ Warning : MDNI! oral (R receiving), dirty talk, explicit smut, pwp, threesome, mmf, public sex.
❈ Word count : 450+ Not proof read.
❈ Note : After a training session while others are just outside of the tent? Hell yeah!
❈ Glossary : [Tiyawn] - Love/Beloved.
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Your hand wrapped around Neteyam's bicep as his large hand muffled your desperate moans while Ao'nung dived his skilled tongue into your slick folds.
"look at her, squirming like a fish, bro" ao'nung chuckled against your puffy clit, sucking on the nub, your eyes rolling back in your skull
Neteyam smirked kneading the lobe of your breasts, rolling the perked up nipple between his slender fingers "such a slut for us, aye? You love it when nung eats you out like a starved man, doncha?"
Ao'nung looked up at him in mock offence as your juices ran down his chin, teal eyes blown out "you talk like you don't bust the moment you go down on her"
He drawled out, plunging two long digits in your tight little hole, his other hand hooked under your knee to keep you wide open, your slick velvety walls clenching around them as a scream that was muffled by Neteyam's thumb in your mouth.
You looked up at the dark skinned boy, sitting between his thighs, your legs spread open over his, as the fair skinned knelt between yours.
Your face was tear-stained, mouth wide open as Neteyam's thumb gagged any noises that you made, legs shaking, breaths stuttering as the blue eyed boy curled his fingers in your weeping pussy.
Neteyam and Ao'nung laughed quietly at your fucked out state "shh don't wanna alert our friends outside, do we?" your back against teyam's chest, pussy on display for nung, his face buried into sticky warmth, tongue and fingers working in unison with teyam's hands on tits and mouth.
"fuck- Y/n, come for me, Tiyawn" nung growled against your swollen clit, you whimpered tears dropping down your flushed cheeks with the added pleasure of Neteyam bites on your sensitive neck.
The coil in the pit of your stomach snapped, your scream being choked behind Neteyam's hand as you yanked on ao'nung's hair, which were taken down from his bun while your nails dug into Neteyam's forearm again, your breaths ragged.
Your climax coated the expanse of Ao'nung's chin and jaw, wavy hair framing his chiseled face as he licked his lips, savoring your last, neteyam removing his fingers from your mouth and licking them as well before kissing your temple from behind while you're laid limp between them as they took care of you, coming down your high.
"Shh, There there, sweetling, don't worry this is just the start" neteyam crooned in your ear as they were pressed against your skull, flickering now and then, before they both switched places and Neteyam's skilled fingers untied his Tweng, his hard cock springing out and slapping his abdomen "My turn, babygirl"
Bonus :
Lo'ak's jaw dropped as i gagged silently and turned around and ran the farthest away from your kelku "WHAT DA FUCK DID I JUST SEE?!!"
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A/n : How the fuck did I write this in 15 minutes? I have no idea but omg did i love it
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weirdasshomo · 10 months ago
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Height difference etc etc
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innieirving · 3 months ago
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#he wants that cookie so effing bad
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citrusai · 4 months ago
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weekes saying all that mythal shit is up to interpretation is so weird to me because instead of worrying about leaving all of solas' past up to vague interpretation to (new) players because you're too chickenshit to stand by your established lore you could've focused on ghilan'nain and elgar'nan and who they were and what they became. elgar'nan literally let the other evanuris slay his wife and he watched on, and then he rotted in a prison made by what he referred to as his wife's "lapdog" and second in command general. and what of ghilan'nain? what is their relationship? why is it just the two of them in that prison when there were more evanuris trapped in there? why are they simultaneously this omnipotent threat capable of spawning blight at will but also two dimensional villains chasing their own tails half the game while solas just poses and speaks in his riddles in the fade. also a fragment of mythal is inside of morrigan, does no part of her gaf that her husband is literally terrorizing the world she loves? hello??
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triglycercule · 2 months ago
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bad sanses
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gio-cosmo · 10 months ago
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He has NO reason to be looking this joyful here 😭
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chevs-and-spiders · 11 months ago
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mamawasatesttube · 3 months ago
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experiencing the horrors . save me lil guy from comic book. lil guy from comic book PLEASE
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korainky · 2 years ago
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MF TURNED INTO A FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER AND IM NOT TAKING THIS WITH SANITY
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dr-spectre · 6 months ago
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They really can't control themselves on stage huh? They just HAVE to touch each other in some way shape or form or else they'll go crazy.
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I mean I get it. Especially from Pearl's perspective....
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uh... u-um... w-well uh..... hehehe... wow.... UM... wowwww..... my teeth feel a bit... tingly... is it getting hot in here or...? Why are my hands making squishing motions by themselve-
(Pearl don't fuck it up dude. You have a queen on your hands.)
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mcytegg · 2 months ago
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ive changed my mind have another dualities s5 sc
#veni.txt#oh my dualities they make me want to eat my headphone wires#i hate them so bad /aff#also like#i havent at all changed my mind abt the dr**m shit i still hate him BUT#i dont want this blog to be a place where im posting negative things like that#i have plenty of ccs i dislike but i dont post abt them bc theres no point#like ya i could post abt why i hate xyz creator but id rather post abt ro and sticklers and dualities#i mean why would i post abt dr**m when i can post abt how this s5 vod specifically made me feel. OUGH.#bc mapicc was so like worried? protective? of ro after he was banned and revived#he almost killed bacon. his TEAMMATE. for killing ro and not giving the heart back over him and parrots troll#i still think ro being banned in s5 and coming back so squishy is why mapicc is still so worried for him even in s6#like him telling ro to leave the fight during the big war for spawn after bfb tried targetting him a few times#and even if That Specifically could just be him thinking smartly bc of the war he also refused to even hit ro w his sword when ro asked#for the sfx. and it Was ro specifically bc he was happy to smack bacon and offered to crit him instead#nd like he knows damn well bacon is down bad on hearts as well LOL#idt he ever wouldve killed bacon bc id consider bacon one of mapiccs lil chungus friends he cares for too#but like still im clinging to my dualities propaganda bc i think mapicc has a different type of care for ro then he does his usual like#“this person is my friend but also a chungus so i want to make sure they dont get banned or stomped on”#that he has w like planet and bacon yk?#okay i became the tag monster again sry gang#anyways im squeezing dualities until they pop i hate them so bad /aff
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blorbologist · 2 months ago
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for the wip ask game, enchanting
... ENCHANTING DOESN'T COME UP?!?!?
Ok but Enchantment pops up pretty often, like here:
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WIP word ask game!
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