#and im a catboy on top of it
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going to a doctor as a system like hello i'm an inhabitant and the current operator of this machinery, it has a problem, do something about it please.
going to a doctor as a nonhuman like hello I’m the inhabitant and operator of this machinery, it has a problem, do something about it please.
#i made a textpost#system#plural#plural system#plurality#and im a catboy on top of it#what is society
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1 life left sure hope nothing bad happens to them..
plus more doodles (cw: blood (not very graphical))
g e g g i s l o v e g e g g i s l i f e
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp cellbit#qsmp gegg#qsmp baghera#qsmp pescadosdomexico????#q!cellbit beating the catboy alegations a lil too hard#but pop off king#q!cellbit has so much scarring like#scar tissue on top of scar tissue after so many years of injury.#like the outline of his entire body is probably bumpy as if he was drawn with the most unsteady hand ever.#i wanted to give baghera scars too but i don't know what kind of scarring would come from a whale beating you to death.#also i don't know if gegg could grow scar tissue. does he even have skin?? dude's just a liquid held together by a wooden stick and a dream#when he blew up he prolly just became part of the scenery#anyway im rambling gn#hidden's cringeposting tag for the sake of organization
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BweirdOCtober day 13, aka an excuse to share this dumb meme I made forever ago and some other oc memes from over the years akfhskfhs
Blank meme for whoever wants it
Recent wraith and co. shitposts I drew in class
Old Chorus and co. shitposts I drew in class
#bweirdoctober#artists on tumblr#characters in the meme from top left to bottom right:#SOS: Dianna#MHC: Chorus#SOS: Titan#SOS: William#MHC: Artemis#SOS: Scarlet#SOS: Garden#WR: Wraith#SOS: AJ#literally havent drawn AJ or Garden for like a year and its criminal akfjskfhsjf#ive got a catboy and a demigod dragon in the oc toybox and ive done nothing with them since i was in highschool#also Chorus and Artemis being so similar yet distinctly different in their approach to the bullshit theyve dealt with#meanwhile Wraith is just matter-of-fact “Im fucking doomed”#dnd ocs all being in the “god wants me dead” category perfectly encapsulates being in one of Alex's campaigns akfhskfjs
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day 247!
noriyuki utsugi! (cell of empireo)
#my reactions looking for him ->#ooo catboy yayay#HES AS OLD AS MY MOM??#BPD WIKI!?!?!?!#sorry thats just so silly to mw#also the catboy thing was fanart sadly.#ok hold on im gonna keep yapping here#shoutout that one person that translated the whole game because hoky shit theres no images of it elsewhere#daily purple!!#cell of empireo#utsugi noriyuki#congrats on your award for being one of the top three most niche things yaya!
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Hey Melissa! Is funny though because it kind of says Paul was lucky an Eldritch God started an apocalypse and got to him before the regular human female did.
#on top of ya know catboy!paul#oh the horrors im still trying to cleanse my soul of#genuinely though i liked the whole idea that there was something sinister afoot hiding in plain sight#and frankly i can never watch that singular scene with her the same again#i cannot get over this#starkid#starkid productions#nightmare time#paul matthews#paulkins#hey melissa#hey melissa!#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time 2#nmt#nmt2
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i finished drawing this literally 3 minutes before halloween ended (procrastination at its finest)
#ensemble stars#enstars#chiaki morisawa#hokuto hidaka#hokuchia#chiahoku#i think theyre very silly#why is trickstars halloween outfit so like.... yk...#its cunty thats what im saying#like the crop top?? hello? CATBOY??#happy halloween yippee
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Saw someone say that myhk (?) had a catboy event can you confirm. I forget if you've showed me this already on discord
YEEES!!! I don't think I have showed it yet cuz the catboy previews got posted yesterday when I was in the Mines (writing hell...) But CATBOY EVENT IS SOOO REAL!!!
There's also the current Red Team/Blue Team happening in enmhyk fandom too cuz in the event, nearly all the Southern Wizards (Rutile, Mitile, and Lennox) are in it EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON: Figaro. So people are saying "Why isn't Figaro there" and "Figaro wanted to be a dog, yall wait for the dogboy event" It's amazing.
#arianswer#biocrafthero#still a lil sad that owen didnt get included hes TOP TIER CATBOY ENERGY! but i understand. hes also very princess energy so i get it#im honestly just so happy to see the faust card (guy with the glasses) CUZ ITS SOOOOO PERFECT!!! LOOKIT HIM! NERVOUS CATBOY!
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new shoes btw. again
#last time i posted like this it was for the comme des garcons high tops that arrived JUST IN TIME for hollywood bowl. ah. love those shoes#now ive finally got campers. again very fortunately for way way lower than they go for new#the color is really more of a like hot pink i think I thought it would have more red. its still groovy#tried em on very briefly and ok. they do seem pretty comfy. dubiously comfy. like not cushiony soft yet they dont hurt???#like the sole doesnt feel soft and yet it feels comfortable like im not feeling it at all or it doesn't hurt my feet. inchresting#it also seemed like something w the shape of the sole/shoe made me kinda stand up straighter we will see . but so far so good#got mildly allergic from touching them so its just as if id borrowed them from that catboy#anyway. no more shoes for me until i absolutely must have more shoes#campers also a funny brand in that their styles at least to me are either cool or ugly zero in between. some of their designs.... not it#but then others are cool and groovy. fun!#thank you old man for influencing my fashion choices. listening and learning every day
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wait why is santa ryan kinda... 🥵🥵
#ryan#ri.txt#the face and the pose and the low cut santa top and the popcorn cranberry necklace... ya they made him sexy santa#also i saw this cropped a little higher at the bottom and it looked like he had no pants on.#objectifying him in the following tags dont look.#if someone drew santa ryan in a pose reminiscent of catboy dan well. i wouldnt be opposed to that.#the gloves are also... yeah.#need him. basically. is what im saying.
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SOMETHING UNHEARD OF.. Multiple arts in 1 post
#flowers arts#catboy#steve#i forgot that was a thing i could do. i was just posting all this crap seperately. now they are together like they were meant to be#ive been having fun taking screenshots of albums i listen to and then Mspaint dragging art on top of it. very nice#WHICH one do you think the catboy one is. thats kind of like an impossible question BUT what if you knew#YOU CANT REBLOG becuase im nervous. But you can look#MEMORY.. POSTED! posted the post. Memot post
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oh my god i totally forgot i ordered the back from the dead hoodie. why did yall encourage me to buy doomed merch oh my god half of my hoodies are gonna be dnp merch
#like okay catboy sweater. funny. semi ironic. half the reason i bought it was because i knew i was moving to mormon central soon#and i thought it would be hilarious to see peoples reactions to it at walmart or whatever#like these people do not know what catboys are so im gonna see their reactions to whatever they think this term means#am i waging psychological warfare? maybe a little but these people raised me and it fucked me up so i think im allowed this#anyway#limited edition hoodie. celebrating the return of the channel (my return to the phandom. ooh symbolism). also i fucking love hoodies#also bonus flashback hoodie from when i went to ii. no regrets. i was in high school and my aunt paid for the whole thing#because id introduced her daughter to dnp and she became obsessed and then i got invited to join when they got tickets#she didnt even let me pay for merch it was great#anyway anyway#doomed live. do i really need another hoodie? polls say yes. i buy the ticket with the merch#flash forward to this week ive totally forgotten about bftd. im upset because im going out of town for a few weeks#and theres no way doomed hoodie is getting here before then#then i get an email. order is out for delivery#omg doomed merch?? how??#but i open the email and its ANOTHER FUCKING HOODIE ID COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT#this thing is supposed to arrive today and im leaving in the morning so the timing is excellent but oh my god i bought two separate hoodies#on top of the sweater#i havent worked in nearly a year and ive spent so much money on comfy clothes from dnp oh my god
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their name is.... beam!
alien robot from outer space
#doodle#more of them...#and bonus shoyuko in tha corner#toying around with the world- im thinking of doing something just completely over the top#like aliens and robots and also zombie apocalypse and there are catboys#just throwing everything together like a big fun soup
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Imagine, sub!catboy scaramouche who's obsessed with Dom! female reader's breasts. He loves playing with reader breasts, there just so soft in his hands as he plays with them, while in your lap. Dom! Female reader riding his cock as he's playing with her breasts and sucking on them. Then after catboy scaramouche ends up being the one on top of you now. (It could be either a mean Dom or a soft Dom female reader if you'd like and sorry if it's a weird request to make)
the first thing I thought: BREED HIM but u said female reader. Don't be sorry anon. This is a open space!
SUB! CATBOY SCARA X FEMALE READER
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MINORS DO NOT INTERACTT
Art credits!
Scara masterlist
Sub wanderer
Catboy scara who always cuddles on you while you rest. Sometimes he'd even take it farther depending on his mood to rub and rest on your breasts as if it resembled a soft pillow. Scara stressed out? He wants to lay and play with your breasts and he'd purr at how comfortable it felt.
If he was being your goodboy you'd even let him climb up on you and suck on your nipples. Moaning to let him milk your boobs. Catboy scara would fantasy while he's at work of the day you'd finally let him cum on your titts. Desperately waiting for you at home. Poor scara was at home in a rut all by himself :( He'd pull up a picture he snuck on his phone of you naked in your room taking off your bra and stroke his cock to it over a pillow. Begging and pleading to cum on your boobs. "MOMMY i- Oh shit~ Fuck- I- i wanna be your good boy mommy, I wanna cum f' You~ Please let me cum~"
Catboy scara who gets on top of you and begins sucking on your tits eagerly. Drooling and moaning out how good you taste and how much he loves your boobs but you start rubbing on his cock. "aH~ y/n d-dont touch their-" Your hand made him feel so good. "Y/n...Please mommy i..." you pushed his face into your chest. "shh shh its okay baby. Cum on mommys hand. You've been so good f' me. Been such a goodboy."
Cat scara who would travel with you in your bag or purse to places he couldnt go with you as catboy scara. For example, work! Scara isnt home so you assume he went to go 'find better things to do' instead of waiting for you at the door for hours to come home. little did you know while your on a lunch break you go to open your bag and all of your snacks are half eaten. "what the.. where's all my food?"
Cat scara who runs around the cafe hopping off of tables and scaring customers, some even allergic to cats and falling head first off their chairs. It was funny at first, Until you realize that was your pet Causing so many problems.
Cat scara who enjoys as you chase after him through the cafe, Your breasts bouncing up and down through your suit as you move past table after table. You end up retrieving your devious little pet and get kicked out of the cafe. 'whoops'
Cat boy scara who you lead home after he acts like a brat. You order him to sit on the bed and he does without a second thought. You then lockup and get infront of scara. "Do you have anything to fucking say for yourself scara?" Ooo you we're 100% mad. Scara wanted you mad. "Mmm what? That im sorry?~" Scara got a kick out of you getting mad. Because he knew you'd punish him and you did. You pushed him and caged him in between your arms on the bed. "You like gettin me mad scara? Getting me all worked up like this?" He didnt reply, Just kept looking at your breasts in his vision. You pulled him into a sloppy kiss and scara let out a moan from your aggression. "Hmm? You wanna touch them? Does my little pet wanna touch mommy?" you said while rubbing your hand against your boobs. "Y-yes..Fuck yes. Wanna touch your tits mommy." You smirked "Then help mommy take of her clothes." And he did. His nails we're a little sharp and tugged at you a little bit. In a matter of seconds you were undressed and scara desperately reached for your beautiful tits on full display. But you grabbed his hand and he purred at you. "Nu-uh baby. You need to get punished for earlier. Take off your clothes too for mommy." He roughly took of his clothes and threw them on the floor. "Now lay down." You commanded and he did. "Stay like that for me baby." You climbed ontop of him, Scara's body started burning up as you slowly sat down on his cock. "S-shit mommy~ your so warm, Wanna cum inside of you~" He went to put his hands against your waist but you patted them away. "Uh uh uh scara~ brats dont get to cum." He whined "N-no mommy. please let me AH~" you began bouncing on his cock "aH~ fuck mommy"
Catboy scara moaning and begging for you to let him cum and milk his cock "Y-YES MOMMY F-FUCK IM SO CLOSE- PLEASE. PLEASE LET ME CUM. ILL BE GOOD F' YOU. I PROMISEE~" at this point he's just flat out yelling and moaning for you, "Oh yeah? T-then be my good boy scara and cum for mommy~ Cum inside of me scara~"
#genshin smut#genshin x you#genshin x y/n#genshin impact#sub scaramouche#scaramouche smut#catboy#sub genshin#sub!scaramouche#scaramouche x y/n#scaramouche x you
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katya im so sorry i know youre the local george russell enjoyer but im not certain hes even in the top 5 of grid catboys
idk what ur talking about this is a beautiful turkish angora kitty cat
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i am sick to bastard fucking death of shofarsogood (tw for anti arabism and islamophobia) (& a guest appearance of a klansman for some fucking reason)
i think this post is a little funny, and i will give you the context to see why
ID: A post by @xclowniex, reblogged by @shofarsogood:
“I really need goyim to listen to the whole "if 9 people sit at a table and then one nazi sits at that table and no one tried to remove the nazi, then there are 10 nazis at the table"
I have lost my entire irl friend group due to antisemitism, and whilst correlation doesn't equal causation, so im not saying anything as 100% fact, however there is mad correlation between levels of being antisemitic and closeness with a specific person.
I can't be bothered to turn it into a physcial graph but in my head, oo babie is it a strong graph”
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(first of all lol. lmao.)
ID: @xclowniex reblogged @the-catboy-minyan:
@goatfactsofficial:
A screenshot of a 4chan comment saying “I see you've fall for the old Jewish trick of using evidence to make a point”
@goatfactsofficial:
“literally the pro-pal crowd for the last 298 days”
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let’s be clear, @shofarsogood is mutuals with @prismatic-bell
ID: @shofarsogood reblogged @prismatic-bell
@badjokesbyjeff:
(the post has been cut off for brevity)
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(badjokesbyjeff cameo, naturally)
(I could insert screenshots of prismatic-bell reblogging from shofarsogood but that feels redundant. go scroll both their blogs for a single minute you’ll find more than enough proof)
we should all be familiar with prismatic-bell at this point, but here’s a quick reminder
ID: Post by @prismatic-bell, dated 13 may 2021:
"Free Palestine" IS an antisemitic statement.
It comes with the idea that Palestinians are the only people who have an ancient homeland here, and that Jews are to blame for "taking it over." When they destroyed our temple and put a mosque right on top of it! And then they claim we don't belong there!
"Free Palestine" is a shorthand way of saying you hate Jews. Because it ignores history and, almost without variation, is used as an excuse for antisemitic crimes.”
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(google dot com what were muslims doing in the year 70CE) (also i have endless examples of prismatic bell saying the most fucked up shit. xe has never-stop-posting disease and it would be literally impossible to miss what kind of person xe is)
ID: post by @prismatic-bell:
“You know what?
Fuck Ramadan.
Sorry. We were attacked, raped, murdered, beaten, and kidnapped on a major Jewish holiday, and our Chanukkah was spent in misery. I was threatened for playing Chanukkah music IN MY OWN CAR.
So FUCK Ramadan. If this is how our holidays are treated, y'all can feel the same.”
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like. there are so many “don’t call me zionist” people who follow and interact with shofarsogood. i don’t think you get to find yourself offended by people calling you a zionist if this is who you are mutuals with, & therefore mutuals-in-law with @prismatic-bell and @spot-the-antisemitism.
also second cameo of @the-catboy-minyan
ID: @shofarsogood reblogged @spot-the-antisemitism:
@the-catboy-minyan:
“dude I should have replied to every donation ask I got while having "proud Israeli Jew" on my blog to show people how these are bots that send asks randomly. you think Gazans are gonna come to a (((zionist))) for money? Imao.”
End ID
ID: @spot-the-antisemitism reblogged @shofarsogood. End ID
let me introduce @spot-the-antisemitism
ID: @spot-the-antisemitism reblogged a post by @the-garbanzo-annex-jr:
A badly cropped image. On the left is a photo of protesters protecting their identities with Palestinian keffiyeh and masks. On the right is a photo of a klansman in a hood. The text on the image reads:
“If your ideology requires that you cover your face… …maybe you need a new ideology.”
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these guys’ whole entire deal is cherry picking examples of people being antisemitic and using that to try and delegitimise the whole antizionist & pro Palestine movement through some attempt of “guilt by association”. all while freely and guiltlessly associating with people like @some-israeli-guy
ID: @spot-the-antisemitism reblogged from @some-israeli-guy. End ID
this fucking guy
ID: @some-israeli-guy:
“They started a war to wipe out the Jews, they spread lies of rape and torture to demonize the Jews, and when their people ran away in fear and their militaries lost, they had the nerve to call is "the disaster" and act like innocent victims.”
#israel #palestine #no peace with nazis #palestine is a death cult #palestinian hypocrisy #antisemitism
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like what do you even say to that.
a lot of this checking blog stuff i learned to do when it was much more common for cryptoterfs to be prowling around these parts. cryptoterfs won’t say transphobic slurs and they won’t openly advocate for the death of all transfems and forceful detransition of all transmascs, but they have no qualms about following people who do, while they avoid reblogging anything hateful enough that will get them easily clocked as radfems or terfs. hell, maybe they don’t even personally believe those things, maybe they’re trying to “see both sides of things”. maybe they don’t care at all and follow those blogs for entirely unrelated things and that’s why they won’t reblog any of the hate speech.
does it matter?
at the end of the day, whatever their internal motivations may be, they don’t disagree enough with the absolutely horrendous levels of transmisogyny and transphobia to see it as a dealbreaker
parallels parallels parallels
speaking of which, the way these people blog also mirrors the way that many radfems will blog. we all know the style, the “dig up some fucking joe nobody transgender person saying something stupid or lesbophobic/misogynistic & use that to paint the whole movement in a bad light”
“oh but isn’t that what you’re doing right now?” prismatic-bell hasn’t been the bane of tumblr for years just for you to call xir a joe nobody. i could pull up a joe nobody with 3 followers who says things about palestine that i wouldn’t repeat with a gun to my head, but that’s not what this is about
this is about some incredibly popular blogs on here that are either violently hateful towards palestinians, or they are mutuals with those people and don’t see that as enough of a problem to even unfollow let alone block & denounce them.
anyway i can’t link links in the original post but i have a lot of receipts reblogged to @disgustingechoes feel free to have a peruse if you are unconvinced
#shofarsogood#prismatic-bell#spot-the-antisemitism#the-catboy-minyan#xclowniex#some-israeli-guy#goatfactsofficial#the-garbanzo-annex-jr#anti arabism#islamophobia
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hi, me again. the cruise is fairly okayish for me but my husband (HUSBAND 🥰🥴🥴🥰😍😻😻😍🥰🥴) loves it
uhh moose price (can you tell i like price). moose are pretty like violent or dangerous creatures so he’d be very clash-y. BUT. this only applies if they’re in fall rut or are a female with babies…take that as you will.
oh god im such a monster fucker leviathan ghost (GHOST LEVIATHAN?? SUBNAUTICA MENTION) (sorry). hes jsut so big and 😫😫 wet. im wet. im a man sorry im not wet im just getting wet bc im diving. into the ocean i go. i need myself a big merman or shit to fuck my ass??
im in love with the graves cat idea but instead his goofy ass owns a farm and sees this fucking….feral bobcat….like what the fuck you doing out there boy!?!?!?! anyways graves like snatches this fucking bobcat reader and thinks hes a normal cat. he has made this mistake many times before. his shadows are cackling bc he just posted a picture of his new catboy demihuman to the groupchat. that is a bobcat my boy. or even better, cougar. mountain lion that just needs a little loving (or, hes planning on eating graves. boy dinner. take that as you will)
graves again, now with a singular hunting dog. maybe a beagle. its hunting time :) gotta catch fucking turkeys or like doves. hes so proud of his boy when the pup drags back his shot 😊. i would bark for you graves pleas come home i have diabetes for you like in america
please dont mind my rambles i have so many thoughts i cannot contain them
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Good for your husband lol :Dd
Tbh I would love to see moose price with big ass antlers, see him fighting over you cause it's rut and he'll be damned before he lets someone else come near his mate. And also then pushing you down and riding you, horns and face still splattered with his opponent's blood.
I mean good luck for your ass, isn't Ghost Leviathan big as fuck? But same tbh, I'd love to see a big ass mer 141, can you imagine Soap if he was a megalodon merman? Jesus.
Also I am deffo laughing at the cougar reader getting taken in by graves cause he just can't tell the difference between an apex predator demihuman and a normal cat lol. Big 'accidentally adopted a coyote' vibes tbh. Would be funny if he does like a dna test cause you're kiiiiiinda funky looking for a cat demihuman and you keep getting bigger as he continues to take care of you and feed you. Only to figure out, oh shit, you're a damn cougar! While you're laying on top of him, heavy body pinning him down and just purring.
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