#and if he wins on sunday………….
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can’t believe we as a society allowed an abuser to reach the final twice in a row
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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just saw someone call charles' career 'common successes' the pole to win ratio agenda is too severe because in no way is 26 poles without a championship winning car common at ALL
every time he wins it's after ten thousand trials and tribulations and his wins this year mean so much more to me than if he had a dominant car. i said it last year and i think so doubly now that he impresses me with every race like he is him and i truly think he is the best.
#'similar career stats to lando' eh... eh.........#no one will ever convince me this pole record isnt impressive#and the win record will catch up when he gets the car he deserves🙄#'personally dont think leclerc is very impressive' ok 😭😭 you're wrong 😭😭#either carlos sainz is an absolute shit qualifier (and he's NOT lol) or charles is really great these are the only options#anyway he constantly pulls miracles out of his ass and this take is stupid the monza drive and spa/baku poles were more impressive than#anyth lando did this season 🙄#also just look at how he dogwalks the field in quali whenever its a tight driver-dependent street circuit...#i even think lando did a good job on sunday i just think he's too error prone this year and it cost him too much#people's leclerc agendas get crazy sometimes#'its weird how people venerate him' its called being a tifosi u should try it its like being on drugs#its not OUR problem that we're having fun
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give david tennant the bafta. as a shuhite sunday treat
#manifesting he gets up on that stage tonight#need him to win it's so overdue#good omens#david tennant#baftas#shuhite sunday
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im gonna be a dickhead for a second cause this is actually pissing me off:
i NEED y’all to deep the fact that most of these players do not care about what this man has done. carlos will probably shake his hand on sunday. maybe even a hug. they will compliment each other during the trophy presentation. no doubt the players will be asked again about the trial and no doubt the VAST majority of them will give the same non-answers as in australia. many of them are friends with him. many of these ‘friends’ are your faves. i’m not telling you to change your allegiance or find new players to be fans of or anything of that sort (this is the nature of sports, unfortunately a lot of them are very very flawed people, including many of the players i am a fan of). but i cannot sit here and watch all y’all go on saying ‘omg carlitos needs to defeat the evil on sunday 😣😖😫’ he literally does not care. most of them don’t. please, for the love of god, for everybody’s sake, i need us to understand this.
#alexander zverev#once again for blacklisting#look i get it i do#do i want carlos to win on sunday? abso-fucking-lutely!!#even if he was playing a different opponent#but can we not sit here and pretend like he’s some sort of hero sent from god to rid the tournament of this blight?#zverev’s actions are not some sort of superhero origin story#he’s not like a cartoon villain waiting for superman to swoop and defeat him to the oohs and aahs of the crowd#his crimes are not there so we can prop up whoever is good enough to beat him#stop using him as a tool to create a narrative for your favorite player to win#most of them are complicit in the atp’s non-action#you need to disconnect yourself for a second and remember the reality of the situation#it’s not about the tennis and it never should be made about the tennis#this is a real abuser who cause real harm and will not suffer any consequences#and is actively being protected not only by the organization but also by his peers#applauded by the media and fawned over by the fans#elected to the players council by his peers#please. please. we must give ourselves these reality checks.
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Sentences on Sunday!
I have two things I've been working on over the past week to share with you this fine Sunday!
First up - an excerpt from my Buddie fic about Famous Country singer Eddie and Firefighter Buck. This is a small part of the section bout Eddies childhood and how he became a country singer in the first place. Its very much in its draft form (sorry run on sentences I need to fix!) so it may not end up looking like this when I'm done with it, but thats a long way off as this fic is going to take a while to actually write because surprise, surprise it keeps getting longer!
But Eddie was never much good at holding things in for very long. Oh he could bottle things up like the best of them, but it always ended up badly when he did. Building and building until it exploded out of him at importune moments. So, when he got suspended from school for fighting with Luis Garcia after Luis had caught him staring at Noah Johnson in the locker room and had, in the way teenage boys do, proceeded to be a dick about it, he found himself on the receiving end of an angry lecture from his mom and sent to his bedroom with no dinner as his initial punishment until she had spoken with his father and they had decided what was to be done about him. He had angrily sat on his bed, fuming over the injustice of being punished for defending himself against a bully, staring at the guitar propped up in the corner of his bedroom, remembering the words his Abuelo had often said to him; ‘Music, Eddie, is always with you. It lives in you. Setting it free will help you make sense of the world and of yourself. It is your truth, never lose sight of that.’ He remembered those Sunday afternoons at on the porch. They were his favourite time of the week, the few hours when he felt like his true self and free of the expectations placed on him. The guitar had stared back at him and he had found himself crossing the room, picking it up and sneaking out of his window onto the roof. Scrambling up the shingles until he was sat with his back to the chimney stack looking out over his neighbourhood, he began to strum. Rusty fingers fumbling with chords he only half remembered.
And the second thing I have to share - a picture - I'm currently mid editing my submission for the podfic fest coming up in October! I've been having a blast giving podficing a go and I hope you'll all enjoy listening to me reading one of my most favourite Buddie fics when its time to share it (even if I'm convinced everyone will hate my voice and how I've read the fic!!)!!
Tagging the following and anyone else who has something to share! @spotsandsocks @exhuastedpigeon @daffi-990 @honestlydarkprincess @princessfbi
@fruityfirehose @hotshotsxyz @theyarnmaidstale @dorkydiaz @theladyyavilee
#sentences on sunday#seven sentence sunday#even if its more than seven!!#things I'm working on#there are not enough hours in the day#but hyperfocus for the win!#kyms adventures in writing#kyms adventures in podficing#buddie#911 abc#country singer Eddie#he is my most beloved#the moustache may even make an appearance in this fic!#Why did I choose to podfic such a long fic? because its one of my favourites and I do't do things in half measures!#eddie diaz#evan buckley
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Happy Satan tried to fight God and lost day 👏🏼
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gay people talk about succession like it’s the super bowl
#or the world cup if you’re not american#rahhhhh 🦅🦅#they say shit like:#roman’s up two points right now but shiv could pull through#kendall needs a good comeback if he wants a chance#tom is a shoe in the win tonight#lmfao#succession s4#succession sunday#succposting#succession#tomgreg
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AND GOD IS REAL SUBDAG EEYAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAVDBJDJDHDHJDJSJSGGDHAAAAAAAAAAAA
#may the stars guide you <3#HES REAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO#IMAGINARY WINS AGAIN#man good morning to sunday… ohh he is so beautiful… so stunning… so gorgeous…. so ethereal…#i cant wait for his light cone art oh my god….
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doing the math on what it would take to e6 sunday and idk if hes gonna be playable </3
#aristotle.txt#if i lost every 50/50 it'd take about 172800 i think. idk if im doing the math right cause its in my head#that is not including the being able to buy from the store and gifts from the game and other patches of course#assuming i win every one it's 80000+ which feels more doable if i start saving now and remain committed like a nun#i dont want it to be like baizhu where i see him 3 yrs after release but it'd give me time to save#i think though if he IS playable ill put priority on getting him and his lightcone and then getting eidolons#ari plays hsr#sunday you freak please want me as much as i want you
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I am once more laying on the floor.
#🫠🫠🫠#he is so little in that crowd#tiny duckling#everyone hugging him 🥹#the chanting 🥺#he’s so very loved#the voice crack in the interview that has plagued me since Sunday 😭😭😭#he will come back stronger!! he will win next year!!#pato o'ward#indycar
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number of sunday race wins per title winner this century (wins/number of races)
2001: 11/16
2002: 11/16
2003: 9/16
2004: 9/16
2005: 11/17
2006: 2/17
2007: 10/18
2008: 9/18
2009: 6/17
2010: 9/18
2011: 10/17
2012: 6/18
2013: 6/18
2014: 13/18
2015: 7/18
2016: 5/18
2017: 6/18
2018: 9/18
2019: 12/19
2020: 1/14
2021: 5/18
2022: 7/20
2023: 7/20
current wins of title contenders this season (out of 9 races, another 10-11 to go): bagnaia - 6; martin - 2
#i don't actually like counting race wins because i'm FAR more about consistency metrics when evaluating seasons#but i had a moment this morning where i was like... hang on. pecco is on SIX wins this season?? six??#he's already matched valentino's tally for one of his seasons. he's outstripped one of marc's titles and matched another two#currently on 2/3 win rate. i know he isn't the biggest flyaway guy and i imagine he'd like to build up a buffer before then but#even if he loses this title it's definitely an impressive run#//#brr brr#if anyone says a WORD about joan then i will personally bite you. tread carefully#i don't love just doing the maths without sprint races because that's just not how anything works#like the sunday races wouldn't be the same if they hadn't had done the saturday races. you can't just separate that out so simply#BUT i do have a spreasheet for this just out of idle curiosity and unsurprisingly pecco leads a lot more comfortably on just sunday numbers#42 point lead#here's my mean stat: do you know how often valentino crashed out of the lead from 2001 to 2009? you want to know the total?#he did it ONCE. once! donington 2009 in the rain where he recovered to fifth. that's it!! his entire prime. nine seasons and it's ONCE#i'm not 100% certain but just looking at his results and mentally categorising them.... is his premier class career total two??#surely not... it's certainly very low though#pecco must exhaust him sometimes good lord#current tag
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Oh you sweet innocent child, the ugly Sunday babies are not Sunday’s babies, they are baby pictures of newborn Sunday as an ugly as fucking hell wrinkly chicken-wings baby.
ASBCJACSBAJCSBJCB I KNOWWW I SAW, ITS SO FUCKING CURSED YET IT SOMEHOW MAKES SENSE, IT MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF HNNMMMM
#lati speaks#gonna cook that son of a bitch until his ass looks like a rotisserie chicken he better watch himself <33#sunday can't win against me if i slap a duck season sign on his forehead. what's he gonna do. flap me to death??
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Carlos, babe… we talked about your toxic relationship with p5 already.
#girl#Stop doing that 🗣️‼️#Wdym he’s started and finished in p5 in every sprint race this year#whatever#he’s gonna finish p1 tomorrow#then qualify p1 for the full race#then win the race on Sunday#fp1 and sprint quali were just the warm up#carlos sainz#cs55#ferrari#scuderia ferrari#cota 2024#cota gp 2024#circuit of the americas#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#united states gp 2024
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so y’all remember how i was saving for sunday and fugue …
#rem is typing ..!#he came early#i decided to gamble a lil on the gambler and he came home to me ✊😔#win but also wah#i’d have 31 pulls left over but i also did a couple tenners on acheron’s weapon jic bc i don’t have it and would like it#still deliberating on whether or not to go for it since sunday is next#since i got an aventurine i’ll likely skip#as for sunday#if i don’t pull anymore i’ll have enough to get SOMETHING on release day#whether that’s a loss or not only time will tell#if i lose i’ll likely only go to 35 pity before stopping simply bc fugue would be better for my acc despite how much i tolerate sunday#but yeah that’s the new plan HDBXJFBF#this is twice now that i’ve pulled and gotten an imaginary character with the funds i was saving for a different imaginary character#and tbh i think it’s rlly funny#game id: honkai star rail ..!
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your post on marc’s hero worship has me contemplating the concept of vale + marc as teammates in 2013. (insert handwavey explanation as to why even though marc not at honda + to a lesser extent vale not at yamaha feels a bit sacrilege.) i feel like it would probably go rancid faster considering it’s vale (notable garage wall builder) and marc (known bike parts liar) but still compelled by the possibilities of the inherent homoeroticism of team pr videos. do u have any thoughts
and prayers. lin jarvis is gonna need them
#nuclear. explosion.#marc coming into the team as someone who has never been beaten on equal machinery who literally will not accept losing#and will liecheatstealmurder to win. AND worshipping vale ignoring social cues just oblivious as hell. but CRAZY.#versus vale. notably insane about teammates/competition and a hair trigger on the mindgames. girl.#motogp#callie speaks#asks#idk maybe if marc whips his ass six ways to sunday in 2013/2014 vale is less insane in 2015 cuz hes less confident he has a chance. lmao
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