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i went to a renaissance faire for the first time today and it was so fun i had such a great time even if it was like 100 degrees fahrenheit with no clouds
#something about the heat was like magical for me like i was vibing even as i was sweating and getting all dusty and dirty#getting sprayed with water while they were hosing the jousting arena down was a highlight i will say#anyway but everyone looked so cool and the performances were awesome and i had some real good drinks and bought some cool stuff#and i was gifted a tiny glass bottle with sunflowers seeds by a kind shopkeeper man#and i shot a crossbow#and i am so tired and happy#:)#txt
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#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#this post brought to you by A True Story. Kind Of#the irl context was my friends' own battle of the eagle and lion which was fought with foam weapons and one nerf crossbow#crossbow being limited to the porch with our friend in a wheelchair. which was the only reason it wasn't an automatic game winner#anyway they shot me in the leg and I put the dart in my pocket#and then we were the only two people left and I had to stagger one-legged up the steps while they frantically tried to unjam the crossbow#the tension was REAL#I ended up winning. narrowly.#and then I did exactly this#their team ended up winning in the end but it was hard fought on all sides#anyway. here's this
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I realize that a lot of people who read/write DPxDC have never seen Danny Phantom (and sometimes never seen/read DC stuff) and are just basing their fics off of what they've read in other fics, but because of that I feel like there are a bunch of things that you could be taking advantage of that you aren't, because you're limiting your scope to the Bat-fam and Gotham.
LIke, you know who else is in the DC Universe? The Mystery Gang. So maybe Danny joins up with 4 teenagers and a talking dog to look into a potential haunting while also hiding that he's way spookier than whatever they're investigating.
It's not like they're defenseless or even unused to Gotham insanity.
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#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc au#danny phantom x dc#scooby doo#Bill Nye and Elvira are also in this movie#But more importantly Velma and Jonathan Crane are like Arch Enemies#that's very important for you to know and also conceptually hilarious#“I was put in Arkham by my only equal”“Batman?”“no. this one vaguely teenage girl who shot at me with a crossbow.”#Youtube
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A Revali Fanfic Recommendation
I urge you all to put your life on hold for a moment and go read this brilliant fanfiction:
A hundred years after the fall of Hyrule to Calamity Ganon, and the hero Link has finally sealed the darkness and freed the Divine Beasts of their curse - and with it, their pilots are finally free. But not just as spirits. Awake once again, the four Champions of old have a second chance at life and must re-adjust to this future world with their decendants. Well - all except for one Champion, who doesn't have a decentant. Or even anyone left alive that knew him. Teba is happy to take in his revived ancient idol as one of his own, but sharing a living space with a hundred year old Champion with an ego the size of his divine beast and who might have some issues he's not willing to share can be a lot sometimes and they don't always see eye to eye. Revali thinks he should return to leading the new generation of Rito warriors. Teba thinks this actual child should never have been leading warriors or fighting a war in the first place. Tulin is just excited to have the infamous Rito Champion in his house.
Beautifully written and lovingly crafted, this baby can fit so much trauma and whump into the most gut-wrenching and heat-breakingly found family story you may ever read. 130,000 words, 36 chapters (and still regularly updating!), and a CRIMINALLY low number of kudos. If that doesn't sway you, here is some gushing under the cut <3
You think you've read a champions revival fic before? This will have you saying "how the FUCK have I not seen this before" and completely change the way you view everything (mild exaggeration. m i l d). We have all of your favourite revali tropes: being a dick and getting owned, being a dick and being right, getting own and never showing those feelings to the light of day, getting killed, getting unkilled and loved, showing emotions but being super weird and revali about it, bonding with tulin!!, bonding with teba and the rest of rito village, bonding with the champions, having panic attacks and trauma, vah medoh being the best ever, being a terrifying force of nature, being an idiot kid, and so much more!
Do you like grumpy dad teba? Do you like revali swallowing his pride? Do you like revali immediately spitting his pride back up and being a bitchy bird? Do you like mipha and revali as gossip buddies? Do you like the complete and utter fool revali makes of himself everytime he so much as hears the name link? Do you like people seeing right through his facade and calling him out on it?
AND NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD BUILDING??? this fic is so in depth of the political climates, racism, lore, changes in culture during times of war, colonisation, biology of the races and just fucking everything?? It adds so much life to the world of hyrule I am genuinely shocked at how much this person clearly loves these games (botw/totk/aoc) and they are able to incorporate all of this amazing information in a way that flows so naturally and just hhrnngngg I am fucking insane about it. THE SCIENCE, oh my god how did I forget all the wonderous thoughts surrounding the divine beasts and the sheikah tech, oh god and how they write the magic system? Guys I swear it's so good.
Characterisation is on point, everyone feels so full of life and that they are reacting exactly how you would expect them too, and they just seem so real, like they are right beside you as you're reading. The author does an IMMACULATE job of drawing you in and making you feel a part of the story, all the while being just beautifully written?
Don't get me started on the attention to rito culture. I have never seen someone pour so much love into something before, genuinely on of the greatest things I've seen. I've always had a fascination over how the races of hyrule view each other, similarities and differences, how their cultures and histories intertwine, and conflicts that may arise. But oh. my. god. My jaw was on the floor every time, it's so rich and beautiful but not without the horrors (and oh god, they are Horrors tm) and again it's just so real!!!
Be warned, however, that there is gore and viscera and terror and hurt and war crimes and death (duh), but for each terrible thing to happen it is repaid tenfold in love and kindness somewhere down the line. (Unless you are into hurt no comfort, then sorry buddy!) It is a beautiful narrative and the exploration of trauma and self is mind boggling and just go read it!!! 😭 😭 😭 I just love this fic so much, it has instantly sky-rocketed to one of my top 3 favourite fics I've ever read, and I'm so grateful to have found it and now be along for the ride that if I could bring that to one more person then by god I will fucking do it
#seriously guys PLEASE check it out the author deserves so much love (they got SHOT at one point during the writing lmao)#(accident with a crossbow and they are fine now dw!!)#anyway i just love this so fucking much i hope this finds the right people so they go fucking read it!!!#okay enough rambling time to tag... oh god#botw revali#revali botw#revali#champion revali#botw#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#loz botw#teba#teba botw#tulin#tulin botw#tulin totk#link botw#revalink#link x revali#zelda#zelda botw#urbosa#urbosa botw#daruk#daruk botw#mipha#mipha botw#fanfic rec#vah medoh
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Forever obsessed with the idea of Lilly finding peace through hell if she is with Lou. He is the reason her soul is healed after everything and I love it. The woman who saved the world countless times, became the symbol of a nation, only feels safe and secured with her lover, who is just a regular human. The idea of her feeling protected with him is just so dear to me.
It's not like she is suddenly "weak" or "helpless" beside him, it's just that she is able to let go. She doesn't have to hold her guard anymore, she knows she is safe with him in every possible way. That's why he is the only person who saw through her weaknesses and scars to her soul. The only person who realised she was smaller than the impossible amount of expectations put onto her.
She didn't have to be strong with him. She could be hurt, she could be weak with him but he'd still be there. The moment she wouldn't be able to continue she knew he'd do anything, and it didn't even have to come to that. She knew, with one single demand, he'd burn the world down completely for her, he didn't need any elemental powers to do that. He'd do things beyond him just for her.
Oh and I swear, of it wasn't for Cole, Lou's anger towards the ninja, and Wu to be more specific, would only grow over time. If it wasn't for Cole, that monastery would burn down before the Serpentine ever did it in season 1. Wu and Lilly's relationship is just so sketchy for there not being any conflict at all.
#partners in crime fr.#i hc that Lou knows how to use a crossbow lol#because Lilly was yapping about how she learned how to use it and she was yapping very detailed#he learned from her yappings lol#the amount of time he'd actually wish he fucking shot Wu#oops.#ninjago#ninjago lilly#ninjago lou#ninjago cole
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half-life: blue shift barney calhoun stimboard with themes of aliens and in - game guns for anonymous!!
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#🦊 | stimboards .#hope the crosshair in some of the shots isnt too annoying LOL i tried... sorry#half life#half life 1#half life blue shift#blue shift#barney calhoun#stim#stims#stimboard#b calhoun#gif#gun#alien#low poly#video game#video games#houndeye#vortigaunt#pistol#shotgun#zombie#headcrab zombie#bullsquid#crossbow#automatic rifle#sorry for giving him the crossbow. impulse 101 cheats is so tempting to me#its just fascinating to me that even though barney was never meant to hold those guns he does with HIS HAND MODEL nonetheless#boy why you so hands#guns
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lot of people online are arrow removing experts but apparently not arrow identifying experts because that’s wasn’t even an arrow
#she got shot with a crossbow#it was a bolt#I mean regardless I’m not sure the removal process was correct#but you gotta also take into account she was working with a much smaller and thicker shaft than an arrow#like given the length of the shaft she was working with and the fact that it didn’t seem to be in a vital area or hit an atery#I can at least see an argument for how it was dealt with#like you know the head probably didn’t go all the way through her leg and that’s why Nynaeve had to push the head through#not sure she could have broken the fletching off after that without something to actually cut it because its thicker than arrow#and harder to get a grip on and steady without putting pressure on the injury when snapping it#and ‘oh but she’ll bleed out’ its tv no she won’t#do you want Elayne to meet Rand with an arrow in her leg?#she has to look NICE when meeting her subjects#wot on prime#wot show spoilers#wheel of time
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i miss plants vs zombies garden warfare that game had me hating snipers and being a battle medic main at 9 years old
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#i was cracked at this game btw#it cannot be understated how genuinely good i was at pvz garden warfrae#the paleontologst was the most broken class ever literally imagine a pyro with a crusaders crossbow shot that has huntsmain styled aim#if ur wondering i mained the deafult sunflower . i main battle medic on tf2 nowadays#and yes i DID hate snipers while also playing like one#some things never change yk#to be clear this is about gw and not gw2. i have gw2 but i dont like it that much#im sorry it just isnt the same
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I love how you completely changed everyone’s wardrobe for the Beach Episode, save for gorgug’s hoodie (do they take it in the water?) do you wanna talk about the outfit choices at all?
I mean there's not a lot to talk about there I think? I'm a big fashion-focused character design artist, I'll say that, but a lot of that I can't really translate into words sadly... there are just certain character-specific silhouettes that once u've picked out u can hang onto to give them new clothes and it'll usually be good that's kinda how I do it. I fully see gorgug going Anywhere in that hoodie tho I think by this point babygirl's like I have a theory it's indestructible and I intend to test it
#not art#that material holds onto sand like crazy but at least it's thick enough that the sand shouldnt be going thru#tbh I think the toughest thing I needed to figure out for the beach piece was how many accessories to include for the kids lol#cause riz was inventory stacking and fabian and fig have a bunch of piercings n such#and like it'd def be fun to draw all that on them but 1/wearing metal on top of hot sand is torture actually 2/What If You Lose The Things#<- suffers from the brain condition that randomly shreds ur short term memory#same reason I almost gave adaine her jacket in the piece but eventually I figured it'd muddle the silhouette too much#someone in the tags pointed out that fig who is fully immune to fire damage is holding the sunscreen bottle and all I can say is:#>:]#thats not for her to use on herself. she has Intentions#I. mm idk turns out if u ask me specific things abt any of the designs I'll have things to say abt it but its all like#really small granular logistics stuff lol. I havent been to the beach in literal years#actually now Im imagining like gorgug getting shot by a whole crossbow that went thru like his shoulders or something#and theres a hole in his shoulder but not on the hoodie. somehow#indestructible garment that doesnt actually protect you is very funny I think#the cybertruck of hoodies.....
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TRISONA 🍊💥🤞
#I DONT KNOW. HOW THEY WOULD HAVE A B17 BOMBER ON AN ALIEN PLANET DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME.#USE UR IMAGINATION.#I also am actually a good shot w a crossbow lol#& formerly in a religious cult so LMFAO#once again creating self inserts for the sole purpose of annoying the main characters 💖#trigun#trisona#character design#trigun sona#self insert#trigun 98#trimax#trigun maximum#genuinely i think id have a different design for tristamp but whatever#tristamp#trigun stampede#I was gonna have an F6F Grumman Hellcat BUT those r little oneman fighters sooo :P#thats I think what he flew arounf & killed people with in the EoM#also probably at some point got into a fist fight with ww bcos I think thats funny#LISTEN MAN if theres a reasonable excuse for me to be some genetically modified supersoldier. Im gonna take it#AND WITH RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & UNDERTONES??? Holy SHIT#anyway. giggles cutely.#prob gave vash & ww (& m&m) a ride at some point & I could prob think of a whole thing there#Also i made myself former EoM and then in the winter wolfwood thing was like. Lalala hes hunting down former EoM.#So. Fuck me i guess LMFAO
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i like my men terribly wounded to the point of needing help or else they wont recover. but in a way that isnt weird
#my post#just watched this weeks tracker episode#spoilers if you watch tracker too ig#colter got shot with a crossbow in his stomach and he was losing blood and passed out from it after a bit#idk i just love the trope its so fun#especially ESPECIALLY when its characters that are usually so capable and good at avoiding these things. like colter#yesss make this bitch dependent on others. make them vulnerable against their will but in a way that can be recovered from#they just need to get help and trust that theyll be taken care of and shit#and when its used in longer format stuff to be like. idk just something big that happens#in this episode he ends up fine btw lol hes the main character#im not explaining myself well enough ok i just love it. it doesnt have to be men either i just thought it was funny to say it like that#i have so many ideas of things i wish i could write of my OCs and i wanna do that with several of them at some point lmaoo#tropes#i mean ig it doesnt even need to be a physical injury just anything that takes them out like that but a physical injury is the easiest#in fantasy you have all sorts of options. woe shapeshifted into Creature be upon ye yknow what i mean
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just watched liverleaf! i will never be the same
#OH MY FUCKING GOD????#whenever tiktok gets a hold of a film i always assume the worst but the liverleaf trend was sooo sick#and i was so curious about what the fuck and hell was going on with the camera/crossbow#so i decided to give it a go bc despite the trend giving it more attention now it's still a pretty unknown film#and it had a v low budget (what i would GIVEEE for it to have had a bigger budget omd)#AND IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. LIKE ACTUALLY#THE PLOT? JAW DROPPING. THE CHARACTERS? INSANE. THE ACTING? PHENOMENAL. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY? BEST OF ANYTHING IVE SEEN LATELY#LIKE ALL OF THE SCENES WERE SO BEAUTIFULLY DONE THE FAMOUS CAMERA ONE FR IS JUST ONE OF DOZENS AMAZINGLY SHOT#THE BLOOD IN THE SNOW THEME THROUGHOUT. YOU AGREE#THE CHASE SCENE THAT INSPIRED JJK (at leats ive been told it did. if not then liverleaf needs to sue mappa bc they did it first)#i will say the gore/violence scenes were such victims of the low budget like they were downright laughable at times#BUT I SAW THE VISION! and the rest of the film more than made up for it#god i want to EAT this film. it has CANON TOXIC YURU#liverleaf summary by hella1975: average teen homoerotic friendship breakup#liverleaf#film rec
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i have to say, playing as a medic, some of the funniest interactions ive had are with soldiers and spies
#the other day i caught a glimpse of an enemy spy and was immediately gearing up to clock them with a crossbow shot#and they just. uncloaked. said thank you. and did their gay little walk away. didnt even go for me even though i was alone.#i think i accidentally healed them a bit?#for some reason that interaction knocked me on my ass for a solid 5 seconds.
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tf2 mercenaries based on how much i like them
i don't actually hate any of them there are just some i like more than... others.
#rambling#tf2#team fortress 2#i think strangling scout would be very cathartic#i am with soldier on that one#tier list#if youre wondering how this corresponds to my hours on each character it's pretty interesting#because medic soldier and pyro are my top three most played (in that order)#and spy is my least played#playing spy is. not . my gameplay style#because im too stupid to figure out how to play mind games#i shoot rocket and miss crossbow shot not oogly boogly psychology ok#i just barely have more engie hours than scout hours
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me: i could totally be a hunter in the leftist queer commune i’d be so great at it
me as a teenager: nearly threw up catching one fish and releasing it
#in my defense i might have been a little seasick#the waters were super rough and half the passengers on board were hurling#also i didn’t want to be there i wanted to be hanging out on the beach#if i didn’t have weird dietary issues i’d probably be a vegetarian#i just don’t like killing not even bugs#but it’s a necessity to live yadda yadda i know#death just freaks me out i would have to be a farmer or some other worker in the commune i guess#but i’m a pretty good shot so maybe i could get over it#unrelated but i want a crossbow#one for going to an archery range#but two i think it would throw home invaders off their game more than a gun would#and i don’t trust myself with a gun#other than a rifle#fun story we were catching kingfish on this ill fated fishing trip#those fucks looks like barracuda with their horrible teeth#and i got to watch one flop across the deck to bite a kid who’s now my weatherman do#*so#life is funny that way
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i just need you guys to hear for yourselves that both of these moments were his idea and that these weirdo characters are built on the foundation of him just being an actual little freak
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