Ally rolling a Nat 20 in intimidation for Liam against Keradin is such a story-writing itself moment. Like, genuinely, the chills it gave me. Imagine being a deeply religious person, dirtying your hands for what you honestly believe is a good cause by the call of your high priest, only to have your beliefs shaken so much by a church-forsaken witch speaking in an ancient tongue. They tell you how the god you love and the devil you fear care not for you, and their words ring so true that you, for the first time in your life, feel true religious fear.
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cleavage: fine, normal, seen often and regularly. appreciated, but normalized. can recover fairly quickly
underboob: fuck. oh fuck oh god. possibility of death or life-altering injury, shaking, sweating. earth shifts on its axis temporarily. things may never go back to normal
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Why is it that Batman’s ok with Antiheroes if it’s Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul, but when it’s the Red Hood, suddenly he’s beating the shit out of him
~Jason Peter Todd at some point
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My most controversial Dungeon Meshi opinion is that Laios would hate Omegaverse actually. He’d think it’s boring and scientifically inaccurate (the worst things it could be to him).
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3 y/o Damian: *pats Jason's head *
LoA's Jason, with a soft smile : What's up, bǎobèi?
3 y/o Damian, while still patting him : I'm trying to wake up the skunk in your head.
LoA's Jason, squeezing Damian's cheeks with a bitter smile : xiǎo shǐ...
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very hypocritical of aemond to call rhaenyra's children bastards when rhaenyra is literally his father alicent fess up why does your son look exactly like your ex gf? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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sometimes I think I don't have many thoughts or feelings about Ema, but then I think about her returning from Europe after her studies, failing to get the job she's dedicated her life to since she was a teenager, finding out that the man who saved both her and her sister got disbarred for submitting false evidence, being assigned to the prosecutor who got him disbarred, and running to find him only to be greeted by this slippery, silent stranger who won't talk about what he did or what really happened, and who's behaving just like her sister did for years, and I think about how powerless she is to help him because he won't let her, because he won't trust her, just as Lana hadn't for so much of her life, and how he should know better than to do that to her, but he doesn't or maybe he just doesn't care, and I think about Ema who came back full of hope and conviction only for that all to turn to dust in her hands in a matter of days, and I realise I do think about her a lot actually.
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me in the trenches as i often am. hand up to my screen: wyll ravengard. do you know. what it means. to be a man who knows he is from a narrative. you can't be a memory of a memory you're just a man. you can't put yourself there. because. the thing is. heroes are for tragedies. and i need you to live. you do not have to be good you do not have to walk on your kne e s[the fucking void gets me]
wyll ravengard: can anyone else hear that. because i can't. i'm too busy being subsumed by the role i have cast myself in alone with my strength doomed to my philosophy. anyways. dolor!
astarion cunning action dash bonus action dash kicking you KILLING YOU because he was too busy doing fuckall on the other side of the map and now we've entered battle mode:
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Not to sound weak and basic, but I could never have been "friends" with Lucien.
I could not have been or be *just* friends with Lucien.
Feyre's built differently.
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