#and i get the reaction
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humming-fly · 3 months ago
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They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count
Bonus:
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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atalana · 8 months ago
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
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alexxuun · 2 years ago
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Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶
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nonbinary-arsonists · 1 year ago
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Sleepytime for the gang! <3
continuation of this
Caine's reaction:
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regonold · 8 months ago
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So during a wayne gala, there was a rouge attack shocker. It was by scarecrow he was planning to flood the ballroom with his gas
Unfortunately his bomb was shoddily put together and one of the cannisters holding the gas fell and landed in the hands of one danny fenton there with his godfather
Now unfortunately all anyone could do was watch as this gas can suddenly spayed gas in this young mans face who started looking panicked and backing up before spotting vlad and stopping
Suddenly this kid who seemed like he was seconds from running is now fucking growing and preparing to pounce on vlad???
And vlad just looks resigned as if he figured this would happen
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..
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allthebettertobiteyouwith · 6 months ago
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Need to talk a sweet boy through an orgasm so bad. Wanna tell him he's being such a good dog for me, and I know it's a lot, baby, I know, but he's doing so well for me, and he's making such pretty noises <3
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nomilatico · 3 months ago
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MORE WILD LIFE DRAWINGS!! LETS GET WILD!!
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The thought behind my Jizzie hairstyles… they love each other chat
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Spanners putting the Spanner in Spanners.
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Textless + ALT colors
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lazylittledragon · 6 months ago
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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The peach tree beams so red, How brilliant are its flowers!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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chimchiri · 7 months ago
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This exact joke was made in the server and it just sent me flying. I couldn't not draw it lmao
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stevenrogered · 11 months ago
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Jonathan Groff and Daniel Radcliffe have both won their very first Tony Awards for "Merrily We Roll Along"
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loumandforyou · 10 months ago
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proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing
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sublimati0ns · 2 months ago
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daily koss #28: photo-op
I wanted to draw something cute and love thinking about them grabbing each other 😭💕 Ft. Bonus:
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donetbhlmao · 24 days ago
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i just. something about the intimacy of mel saying "you're here!" to frank from across a packed ER. not "dr. langdon, you're here!". nothing to grab his attention.
i don't know, it's just an incredibly intimate scene? like she recognizes his voice (!!), double-takes, and can't contain her excitement at the fact that he's back. this little exchange also happens at an extremely pivotal point in mel's arc - we see her struggling with the responsibility and wondering whether she even has the "special sauce," and because her hype man has been missing, she doesn't have the reassurance. until she sees langdon again.
and he KNOWS she's calling to him. im going insane does anyone want anything.
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