#and i forgor to water them

[traggalicious]

Damn only now realizing how fuckin dry my tungle’s been like Jeez. Sorry guys 😔

[wilsonmybeloved]

hi i love your daughter @diosmaden

[moonchild-in-blue]

Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍

[valgeristik]

I've had Chicory on the brain lately....(also ive been listening to КиШ nonstop for several weeks now)

I think they would enjoy performing songs that tell a Story, and that they would be very Theatrical about it, and also that they would use their ability to shape water to enhance the performance :) (and also i believe that with creative uses of prestidigitation, bards can bring punk-rock/folk punk to the dnd world)

Just imagine this maypole looking motherfucker going on stage n dropping a song that requires growling somewhere in there.

(I think Chicory would have a deeper voice, also)

Anyway, not one of those songs, but the one that heavily inspired this art's vibes regardless:

(it's about a peasant stealing alcohol from his lord and being very unapologetic abt it)

The translation of the lyrics in the art, by yours truly:

One cup, two, And Kuzya's glad

And nevermind the lord, he's rich enough

So the goods don't go to waste,

You have to take it all and drink it right away.

[hauntingblue]

ENIES LOBBY PART 2 BABY

The last look... like Orpheus to Euridice I'm going to be sick... also how they keep evading each other... they crossed each other in town and now they can't even cross glances.....

I can't do this anymore I'm not making it out of here you guys... I'm going to die all dried up in my bed like a mummy.... I'm just realising how similar luffy and Robin are and how unlucky she got in comparison but luffy reached her in the end... and now they're family ����😭😭 anyways now to the sbs if I can read through my tears my god. Robin spent the rest of her life running from the government and in hiding just for a minute of contact with her mother. Like are you seeing this. And luffy would do it too. Fuck it is that not what marineford was??

Have I ever talked about how robin holds her mother's hand and her power (most of it for now) is manifesting hands out of thin air? It's like she can make need for connection manifest physically. That makes me feel so normal and emotionally stable

Look at these fucking freaks... also usopp who was the one who told robin to trust luffy burning down the flag because luffy told him to do it for robin... are you seeing this???

Luffy manager and assistant manager

Sanji is so scared of women look at him...

Look at his stupid face. What the fuck is that.

Her alpha pheromones have him ovulating right now. Look at this

Luffy is very dumb but look at the extreme he is willing to go for her friends. Just throwing himself into the rough sea. Thank god a child and her pet are out there to save him ajdkajsks

Was she... was she in the tub with kalifa.... fighting????

IS SHE LOOKING FOR THE STRAP???? THATS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

okay... normal reaction I guess

Sanji has never looked more pathetic I love it

Kalifa wants Nami's full attention.... wonder why that is... *pussy shot*

You know this is actually the building of a beautiful relationship

Look how frank approves of nami and her lesbianism... he's so supportive ❤️

He always has something cool to say... also zoro I saw your approving smile... you can't hide from me

Zoro couldn't say what he thought to usopp but sanji could do it here.... usopp needs to heart it so bad

I hollered so hard when I saw this for the first time... that is such a slay sanji.... luffy and zoro have fuck all to say when they beat someone so sanji gets all the one liners (also sanji is a demon and zoro is the king of hell there is zosan everywhere for those with the eyes to see)

It's fascinating to me that zoro says sorry here. What is going on inside that head. Like in recent developments (egghead) we can see they can be friendly but.... sorry for what....

Robin going from not trusting the crew, to protecting them because she sees her own life worthless and values theirs, to trusting them and their love to know they will save her... 🥺🥺

Gear 5 in gear 2 tease (no)

He is like the sun and he doesn't even fear the gods. Okay. Who made the people who wrote these reasons into prophets.

Oh my god. One piece water seven is so old that the world population was 5 billion.

This is so funny. "I love nami and robin" Does he makes cakes like that sometimes with things written on them. A cake with nami looks beautiful today. Another one with robin is very intelligent. Just for the fun of it I guess

This to me is CRAZY btw. Let me explain. I get it here it makes sense but he says the same thing about ace in thriller bark. And then after time skip he is back to this and he should be TERRIFIED. In my opinion at least. Knowing his friends is all he has left and they could die at any minute if he slips up or isn't quick enough to save them? Or did he understand that ace saved him. Still ace died (not saying this is true) to protect him because he wasn't strong enough or because he didn't get there quick enough.

Are they stupid??? Arkham games reddit referenced one piece that's so cool....

I thought I could finish enies lobby with one post.... welp....

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

now attempting necroplantcy

[freakinator]

wemmbu: *breaking out*

spoke: *talking about droplet torture*

[uniquezombiedestiny]

its going great in fallen london so far

[ratmonky]

have an inspection for my apartment tomorrow morning, my last day at my small ass uni apartment is today and i'll be doing my last bit of cleaning!!

i literally have nothing else in here other than my new laptop that i only do editing with so i spent last night and my morning just now writing lol

i've partially finished my dbd chapter (4k+ words atm) but it introduces another killer that the reader will be paired up with and the next segment is the michael myers' trial!! so my question is--- would you rather to have me post it now or after i've also written michael's trial? (might take a week or two to write and post michael's trial, if i post it now you'll have another chapter within the next month)

was gonna make a poll but i like to interact personally so let me know in the comments heh <3

i'll make it easy so you can copy paste your answers like this:

i waited 3+ years for michael i CANNOT wait any longer

i waited 3+ years for michael i can wait longer

[iii-days-grace]

hello from the lake

have a birch bark drawing!

(ps. There was also a tiny spider inside the water lily 🥺 )

[mushtoons]

ive about Mchad had it

[perilegs]

im boiling eggs. never been this nervous.

[deus-ex-mona]

tfw you’re just trying to look up some current affairs and end up on a late night wikidive instead

[batqueers]

my tumblr account i choose the late night ramble. thinking about my mademen and the kid that follows tgem around

[hauntingblue]

*seeing 80 warships coming to destroy a whole nation*: you gotta be kidding me....

[scrawnytreedemon]

Guess which idiot got stung trying to corral a wasp out their window... with their hand.